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Yukoku
This is Ore Samma No Review On Yukoku or Patriotism from the distant future year to Tojo of 1966 (40 years before Transformers Season III)
Its directed by Yukio Mishima who based it on his poem and after he had an uprising but was beat, actually did seppuku
he was also very loyal to Japan and wound up turning queer but was pretty hard right
It stars him and a chick who's not on back door, candy a55, aids bag, Sodom bottom, banana crammer, soy boy, beta male, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants Wikipedia
I never saw this b4 but an openly heteo guy from soviet Canada sent me the link so imma give it a look
after he pulled out his guts his woman waned all copies of the film destroyed, but the original negatives were found and it exists today
after credits on a scroll being unrolled it goes to the story with in feb 1936 Toky was under martial law adter a coup d;etat attempt by young soldiers who said they were more loyal to the Emperor than the corrupt politicians they iced
to be fair, Thomas W Dixon did a stint in ploitcs and said its the most corrupt back door thing he's ever seen
Plus Hirohito was a nice guy who loved his country and wife
In Mortal Kombat: Raiden renounced godhood to save people and Shao Khan is a brutal ruler who killed countless people he oppressed, Kinda like how Hirohito renounced the title of living god to save his country from America, and mao zedong killed 30-80 million of his own people, Also Raiden is a Japanese name and Shao Khan is a different kind of Asian
so Lt Takeyama was a member of this group but didn't join in and the others didn't out him cuz he loved his woman Reiko like the chick in Valis
The attempt seemed to work but after a few days the imperial injunction quelled it like in Nobonaga's Ambition
Takeyama was in the Palace Guards and would have to fight his homies who were called rebels like 1997 and The Confederates i mean 1776.
then it says this is like a Noh Play, and Chapter 1 Reiko, the Lt's wife saw in his face resolution as he goes to tha palace after the attempt, if he bites it, so will she and gathers her items for her fam before she goes to h-ll as suicide is a sin
we see her in a room writing keepsakes from reiko and with itnms of small animak
a mans hand is seem imposed over her and her translucent husband feels her face like a ghost which i thik is her remembering him
then he remembers em b0ning and his handimpsed over her leg as she puts her hand to it, then a rectangle thing andfshe fades in and out and then them bowing to it
she goes to the door and then its chapter II the Lt's return at midnight where he returns home and the guard changed and he's free til the AM when he has to ice his homies
he sez he cant do it but wants to be loyal to the emperor and as he's from a Samurai Family, there's only 1 way out; seppuku!
reiko understanfs and will go to h-ll wuith him and they are happy and he wants to go 1st
then we see him in uniforme and she helps him with his coat and they are together in the roomand he looks kinda ike Yasunori Kato from Teito Monogatari in that unifirm and hat but we dont see his eyes
they look ather written thing and he pulls her close and says things but we dont har his words, only usic
he moves his hand by his gut like seppuku and she takes his hand to her neck and they look at each other and kiss
Chapter III final love, what is this? an anime? the scroll sez its pure and passionate as a ritual before the gods (when god gives you lemons yoy find a new god) and for the 1st time they can reveal their secret desires
like weird fetishes? age regression? pig transformation? crotch transformation? butt pregnancy? Feet? Pregnant feet with babies wiggling around in big swollen meaty feet?
so they lost their shyness knowing they are alredy dead amd say bye to each others flesh
are they b0ning? we see em laying on a thing w/o clothes but don't see the parts or nips or buttcrack
they look at each others openly Japanese eues and then the katana on a gun rack for swrdsthen make out and seem to b0ne from the shoulder area up
she lays down and he puts his hands on her face which i guess is his/her wtish then we see messy hair on her head as he runs hus hands through it
then outta nowher we ee his foot long b0ner and a long thin strand of poop comes out
jk really he puts his hat on and salutes then he puts his fingers on her face and i think he's dressing her with close ups of her hand
then hwr belly buttom and his hand on it and he doesn't 0ne it like tommy wiseau
she gets yp and he lays back and she puts her face on his and smooches
don't worry, its bot p0rn0, its an art film, wait, that sounds wrong, but iys not gross with a crotch shown or butt pooping spurn
we see his chest and man nips and then they laying in a pose together
chapter IV lt does seppuku. What is this? Yugioh with titles like "Joey dies"
so hes standin in a speedo with his hat on and a blade and they wrote on paper "long live the Imperial Forces lt shinji Takeyama"
his names shinji? like dat candya55 from vangelion? no wonder he eats his gun!
they bow to the ectngle and he gets his unifornme on and looks at her and she looks bak then bows
he gets his katana out and wipes it so its not dirty, dont anna getta infection when cutting out ur guts
wait he wraps ir and opens his coat and ipens his pants ands grabs the katana by thre paper on the blade
he cuts his leg to tes it then eventully puts it in his torso and screams
he slowly pulls it across his bely as blood spill and its inky black lik in inuyasha and hes all sweaty and sriggling
he uses both hands and blood bursts out but its nt too bad, unless ur a beta male who can't handle blood
we see his guts anfing out and its pretty bada55 and his blood fills he floor and gets on his womns White Kimono
he pulls is organs to his mouth and starts eating them with a crazed look in his eyes
jk thats anthropophagus. Really he foams at the mouth and jeks the katana ans she gets to her feet and helps him and he jerks it our and sprays blood then bites it
chapter V Reiko's suicide. I think this wull have a happy ending
so she talks around her room for a while and goes outside and leaves her huband in his blood mess
she goes to some room and the door closes behind her even though this is the 30s and they don;t got automatic doors
she sits down and looks at a mirror and this whole thing was b/w with proper fullscreen and kind of a slent film
she puts on make up and ventually gets u and goes back to hermain room with her husband gone and a pool of blood whre he was
wait hes still there and its only the spilled blood him him
ponyboys froend-people sure got a lot of blood in enm
i thought it was like dbz where Kami took Goku's body to the next world
she turns her man over and kisses his dead mouth and stands up and he White Kimomo is bloodsoaked
she sits dowb and pills out a small blade, a Washizaki? then licks it and looks at her husbands meat pile smiling
she puts it to her neck and we see her hands holding it as she thrusts and then a black screen sprayed eith gray fluid
you show him pulling out his guts not not the cick slitting her neck? thats not treating the genders equaly. hate crime! we should have seen her pull out her guts too to be gender balanced!
lol jk
so she's laying on her husbsnds body then it shows the poster they had with charactrs for Wholehearted Sincerity that were there the whole movie.
Who has a poster for 1 word??
then it zooms ot and above and they are on a flor with flds on it as the music swells
then a scroll with hands holdng it saying the end 1966 Ichiro hiraoka
the end
That was pretty well done
its 27 mins and is pretty much a Noh Play whic I never really saw but this was good
its artistic and has good emotion and acting and s a silent film kinda with good gore and effect
kinda goes back to the 20s with a 2 reeler and a bit of classic tragedy but hopeful in a weird way
only 2 eople tell a deep story
too bad the director went on to kinda live this film and seppuku in an uprising to help the Emperor
but Teito Monogatari tells an alternate look at why he did it
Yeah its kinda dark, but done in a lite way, like Sailor Moon
For Yukoku 2 I want an army guy to check on him as he got a sense to do so and found em. He called a medic and they saved em and in the hospital, they see what they did. As Rasputin survived being gutted, they guy might too, plus the cold weather slowed the blood or w/e to keep em alive. He tells his story and it moves the Emperor to see the error of letting the politicians have their way and takes command to bring Japan back to the feudal era. Then decides to work wth America to fight the commies and they take on the brits and soviets as they wre the worse side. Also its a 16 bit 2 player Shmup on Sega Genesis, snes, tg16, Atari jaguar and ba, where you play as a fighter pilot and go through soviet and brit forces to take out their weapons baes, that turn into giant mechs that you gotta take out their key points to make em fall and blow.
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