Wednesday, October 30, 2024

Yukoku Review

 Note: I spell better than Gaijin

Yukoku

This is Ore Samma No Review On Yukoku or Patriotism from the distant future year to Tojo of 1966 (40 years before Transformers Season III)

Its directed by Yukio Mishima who based it on his poem and after he had an uprising but was beat, actually did seppuku

he was also very loyal to Japan and wound up turning queer but was pretty hard right

It stars him and a chick who's not on back door, candy a55, aids bag, Sodom bottom, banana crammer, soy boy, beta male, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants Wikipedia

I never saw this b4 but an openly heteo guy from soviet Canada sent me the link so imma give it a look

after he pulled out his guts his woman waned all copies of the film destroyed, but the original negatives were found and it exists today

after credits on a scroll being unrolled it goes to the story with in feb 1936 Toky was under martial law adter a coup d;etat attempt by young soldiers who said they were more loyal to the Emperor than the corrupt politicians they iced

to be fair, Thomas W Dixon did a stint in ploitcs and said its the most corrupt back door thing he's ever seen

Plus Hirohito was a nice guy who loved his country and wife

In Mortal Kombat: Raiden renounced godhood to save people and Shao Khan is a brutal ruler who killed countless people he oppressed, Kinda like how Hirohito renounced the title of living god to save his country from America, and mao zedong killed 30-80 million of his own people, Also Raiden is a Japanese name and Shao Khan is a different kind of Asian

so Lt Takeyama was a member of this group but didn't join in and the others didn't out him cuz he loved his woman Reiko like the chick in Valis

The attempt seemed to work but after a few days the imperial injunction quelled it like in Nobonaga's Ambition

Takeyama was in the Palace Guards and would have to fight his homies who were called rebels like 1997 and The Confederates i mean 1776.

then it says this is like a Noh Play, and Chapter 1 Reiko, the Lt's wife saw  in his face resolution as he goes to tha palace after the attempt, if he bites it, so will she and gathers her items for her fam before she goes to h-ll as suicide is a sin

we see her in a room writing keepsakes from reiko and with itnms of small animak

a mans hand is seem imposed over her and her translucent husband feels her face like a ghost which i thik is her remembering him

then he remembers em b0ning and his handimpsed over her leg as she puts her hand to it, then a rectangle thing andfshe fades in and out and then them bowing to it

she goes to the door and then its chapter II the Lt's return at midnight where he returns home and the guard changed and he's free til the AM when he has to ice his homies

he sez he cant do it but wants to be loyal to the emperor and as he's from a Samurai Family, there's only 1 way out; seppuku!

reiko understanfs and will go to h-ll wuith him and they are happy and he wants to go 1st

then we see him in uniforme and she helps him with his coat and they are together in the roomand he looks kinda ike Yasunori Kato from Teito Monogatari in that unifirm and hat but we dont see his eyes

they look ather written thing and he pulls her close and says things but we dont har his words, only usic

he moves his hand by his gut like seppuku and she takes his hand to her neck and they look at each other and kiss

Chapter III final love, what is this? an anime? the scroll sez its pure and passionate as a ritual before the gods (when god gives you lemons yoy find a new god) and for the 1st time they can reveal their secret desires

like weird fetishes? age regression? pig transformation? crotch transformation? butt pregnancy? Feet? Pregnant feet with babies wiggling around in big swollen meaty feet?

so they lost their shyness knowing they are alredy dead amd say bye to each others flesh

are they b0ning? we see em laying on a thing w/o clothes but don't see the parts or nips or buttcrack

they look at each others openly Japanese eues and then the katana on a gun rack for swrdsthen make out and seem to b0ne from the shoulder area up

she lays down and he puts his hands on her face which i guess is his/her wtish then we see messy hair on her head as he runs hus hands through it

then outta nowher we ee his foot long b0ner and a long thin strand of poop comes out

jk really he puts his hat on and salutes  then he puts his fingers on her face and i think he's dressing her with close ups of her hand

then hwr belly buttom and his hand on it and he doesn't 0ne it like tommy wiseau

she gets yp and he lays back and she puts her face on his and smooches

don't worry, its bot p0rn0, its an art film, wait, that sounds wrong, but iys not gross with a crotch shown or butt pooping spurn

we see his chest and man nips and then they laying in a pose together

chapter IV lt does seppuku. What is this? Yugioh with titles like "Joey dies"

so hes standin in a speedo with his hat on and a blade and they wrote on paper "long live the Imperial Forces lt shinji Takeyama"

his names shinji? like dat candya55 from vangelion? no wonder he eats his gun!

they bow to the ectngle and he gets his unifornme on and looks at her and she looks bak then bows

he gets his katana out and wipes it so its not dirty, dont anna getta infection when cutting out ur guts

wait he wraps ir and opens his coat and  ipens his pants ands grabs the katana by thre paper on the blade

he cuts his leg to tes it then eventully puts it in his torso and screams

he slowly pulls it across his bely as blood spill and its inky black lik in inuyasha and hes all sweaty and sriggling

he uses both hands and blood bursts out but its nt too bad, unless ur a beta male who can't handle blood

we see his guts anfing out and its pretty bada55 and his blood fills he floor and gets on his womns White Kimono

he pulls is organs to his mouth and starts eating them with a crazed look in his eyes

jk thats anthropophagus. Really he foams at the mouth and jeks the katana ans she gets to her feet and helps him and he jerks it our and sprays blood then bites it

chapter V Reiko's suicide. I think this wull have a happy ending

so she talks around her room for a while and goes outside and leaves her huband in his blood mess

she goes to some room and the door closes behind her even though this is the 30s and they don;t got automatic doors

she sits down and looks at a mirror and this whole thing was b/w with proper fullscreen and kind of a slent film

she puts on make up and ventually gets u and goes back to hermain room with her husband gone and a pool of blood whre he was

wait hes still there and its only the spilled blood him him

ponyboys froend-people sure got a lot of blood in enm

i thought it was like dbz where Kami took Goku's body to the next world

she turns her man over and kisses his dead mouth and stands up and he White Kimomo is bloodsoaked

she sits dowb and pills out a small blade, a Washizaki? then licks it and looks at her husbands meat pile smiling

she puts it to her neck and we see her hands holding it as she thrusts and then a black screen sprayed eith gray fluid

you show him pulling out his guts not not the cick slitting her neck? thats not treating the genders equaly. hate crime! we should have seen her pull out her guts too to be gender balanced!

lol jk

so she's laying on her husbsnds body then it shows the poster they had with charactrs for Wholehearted Sincerity that were there the whole movie.

Who has a poster for 1 word??

then it zooms ot and above and they are on a flor with flds on it as the music swells

then a scroll with hands holdng it saying the end 1966 Ichiro hiraoka

the end

That was pretty well done

its 27 mins and is pretty much a Noh Play whic I never really saw but this was good

its artistic and has good emotion and acting and s a silent film kinda with good gore and effect

kinda goes back to the 20s with a 2 reeler and a bit of classic tragedy but hopeful in a weird way

only 2 eople tell a deep story

too bad the director went on to kinda live this film and seppuku in an uprising to help the Emperor

but Teito Monogatari tells an alternate look at why he did it

Yeah its kinda dark, but done in a lite way, like Sailor Moon

For Yukoku 2 I want an army guy to check on him as he got a sense to do so and found em. He called a medic and they saved em and in the hospital, they see what they did. As Rasputin survived being gutted, they guy might too, plus the cold weather slowed the blood or w/e to keep em alive. He tells his story and it moves the Emperor to see the error of letting the politicians have their way and takes command to bring Japan back to the feudal era. Then decides to work wth America to fight the commies and they take on the brits and soviets as they wre the worse side. Also its a 16 bit 2 player Shmup on Sega Genesis, snes, tg16, Atari jaguar and ba, where you play as a fighter pilot and go through soviet and brit forces to take out their weapons baes, that turn into giant mechs that you gotta take out their key points to make em fall and blow.

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