Cosmos Pink Shock Review

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Cosmos Pink Shock

This is my rvirw on Cosmos Pink Shock from the distant future year to Shiro Ishii of 1986(the year Dragon Ball started and maybe Saint Seiya)

Its diected by Keisuke Matsumoto who did nothng I saw and Yasuo Hasegawa who did animation diction for Captain Power and the Soldiers of the Future: Future Force Training, Megazone 23/The Super Dimension Cavalry Southern Cross(robotech season 2)/Wanna-Be's

Its writyen by Takeshi Shudo who did pokemon when it was good and had music by Kenji Kawai who did the Devilman 80s oavs

It stars Rei Sakuma from Lunar: Silver Star Story/Angel Cop/Cardcaptors/Dragon Half/Mobile Suit Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz/New Dominion Tank Police/Pokémon/Pokémon Advance/Pokémon Chronicles/Pokémon XY/Pokémon XY & Z/Ranma ½/ShutenDoji/Sword for Truth/Wedding Peach, Daisuke Gouri from Shuten Doji//Cutey Honey/Fist of the North Star/Dragon Ball/Sakigake!! Otokojuku/DBZ/Urotsukidoji/Transformers Victory/DBGT/Inuyasha/Yugioh GX/Transformers Zone/Dead Or Alive/Tekken/Star Fox 64/Ninja Gaiden/Dragon's Heaven, Kaneta Kimotsuki from Astro Boy in the 80s/Dororon Enma-kun/InuYasha the Movie 3: Swords of an Honorable Ruler/Jungle de Ikou!//Maya the Bee/Zatch Bell, Kazue Komiya from Fist of the North Star/Fullmetal Alchemist/Iron Virgin Jun/Kekko Kamen/Pokémon/Transformers/Transformers: The Headmasters/The Transformers: The Movie/Yu-Gi-Oh! GX, Masaru Ikeda from Jushin Liger/Case Closed/Death Note/butt f--kin Dragon Ball Super/Dream Dimension Hunter Fandora/Fist of the North Star 2/Jungle Book: Shōnen Mowgli/One Piece/Pokémon, Norio Wakamoto from Violence Jack/Cyber City Oedo 808/Dog Soldier: Shadows of the Past/DBZ/DBGT/Fist of the North Star/Ghastly Prince Enma Burning Up/Monster Rancher/Ninja Scroll/Transformers Animated/Transformers Cybertron/Urotsukidōji/Yugioh GX/Street Fighter IV and V/Capcom vs SNK 1 and 2/The King of Fighters 2002/MD Geist/Ninja Gaiden OVA, Sho Hayami from Beyblade metal f/Jushin Liger/Cutey Honey F/Dinozaurs/Fatal Fury: The Motion Picture/Gravion/Robotech and its Japanese Macross spin offs/New Cutey Honey/Riki-oh OVA/Saint Seiya/Transformers G1/Transformers: Super God Masterforce/Voltage Fighter Gowcaizer, and Tomomichi Nishimura who was in Street Fighter cr-p/the cg astro boy movie/Diginon season 4/Dinozaurs/Hokuto No Ken 2/Garzwy's Wing/Genesis Climber Mospeada (Robotech season 03)/Genocyber/Riki-Oh OVA 2/Sailor Moon/Shutendoji/Transformers G1 and The Headmasters.

I never saw this bt its an 80s oav and wasn't released on laserdisc but vhs and VHD and was based on a 1984 serial from the 'Animevision' video magazine.

and despite the name its not a p0rn0 and i think has no b0ning

So after the totle i mean title its the ditant future year of 2206, or200 years after Transformers Season 3 and 100 years before Beast Wars

in pluto base 17 a hyper rocket bu its not cleared and turns off communications and the fighters try to stop it

the rocket goes i light speedo and it a chick driving t and then we get a robot bbe ball gamr for The Tigers who had a 210 year losing streak like the cubs or maple leafs

the other team is the lions like detoilet and his a big hit but a shp sends the ball back by flying over it and its caught so the toges lose again

this guy in a tiger outfit but probably not a furry sends ships after the ship fir revenge but the chic sez she dont get baseball but loves cats and jets off with the tigrs after her

later in a nebula 10s of thousands of light years away from earth, if yu believe the eggheads who think its billions of years old, this dausuke gouei captain talks of how humans want his planet anded over

then these chicks like in robotech sing a song of culture shock like macros or w/e and captain wants to attack and this blue haired cick like an 80s noin from gundam wing sez civiltin is like culture and the 2 sides battle in space with mech warriors and phaIIidc ships

Hyper Rocket goes by and she sez she don't care for wars and the sides call a ceasefre and the tigersfans come by after her as narrator sez the ocket was called the hwole galaxy is stooped but others wound up calling i pink shock after itc color and not her nips

it went past all patrols and chasers and whats this thing run on? protocultue?

she puts on the autopilot and has a shower but4 warships from Jupiter  ilitary expedition fleet are nearing and she wants to get dressed being a girl and 17 even though its a computer and feels no lust

she gets dressed as she only wants 1 guy to see her nude and the forces say shes on theur terf and she sez she wont stop and rckets away

a hairless guy with big ears and looks like the guy from that game gear shining force game  is in the absolure defence fleet and she sez hes in her way and otta move

hairless fires on her ad she evvadesand goes by and sez no one can stop er and this go nagai loking dude is mad she got past the fleet so Yosho his pretty boy comes in like tuxedo mask and fangirls spazz out over it

he hates girls and is called captain Gatsby and sez pink shock will run outta fuel as it went by the nearest system 6 months ago and will stop here for more

go nagai lookinghomie wans to catch her and Gatsby  looking bishonen wants tofind out why shes doing this and thinks it got a crew of manly men he' like, but not in a queero way, just manly

as fangirls squeal he sez he dont have yaoi feelings for men as devolved fangirls often want men to have like making captain America and bucky as butt buddys or spider man and uncle ben

so the ship runs otta gas and she wasn't keeping track and gets caght by jupiters gravity andcalls out to hiro

then on a desert planet we see tank and troopscome to the pink ship andit opens so they go in and look arund and see her stuffed plushies including what ooks like captain harlock

they fin e chick ad bring her in and Gatsby finds its a woman b 83 w 58 h 85 which isn't much and should be 2x that

shes frm earth and Gatsby sez shes removed from spe and time and she comes to the video phone like in pokemon abd sez its rude to feel up a sleeping girl and thinks hey b0ned her like he soviets in ww2

Gatsby sez they checks her for weapons and he wants to talk to her and she wans food and a shower and he lets her and whines about women

in the bath she is shoulder deep with long hair, but when she puts her head in fast, the end of her long hair flies up, which shouldn't happen as shes in a small tub

he ez thigs will work out with Hiro ab later ge b to meet Gatsby and ass if hes got a gf and he sez he wont marry cuz he hstes chick and she sez es handsome

he rags on women frhiding anger(they often show it and spazz out) back inflattery(that ones right) and move in fir te kill (unless they'fe bimbos) ad how they stand y 1 man they love and have another in their dreams(like a crush on the dbz guys?)

an how women say pretty things but thats all they are and she sez he s=cked with chicks so he rags on his mom being that kinda chick wo ditched him and his dad for another man

So now he thinks women s=ck and not only foot long b0ners, which makes sense as he was soured on em, like me dealing with dogs and how ret-rded they are, like brain damaged kids, and not only cuz they eat their own waste

so he asks why shes going around and she eventually sez its for her bf hiro who she loves and wante to marry her as kids and got her a pendant with chocolates

in the flash back we seemasks of kinniku man, masked rifer and i think a v r trooper and at a summer thing Japan doeshiro got abducted by a light and she tried but didn't save him

Gatsby sez they often take specimins from backwater planets and she asks why they ignored her and took hiro but he dont know

she swore on the pendant and headband to look for him and we get a flashback to her asking the cops to find hiro but they cant do jack and hiros rents didn't know of him, nor did anyone else

this is like that twilight zone ep with the jet that went missing for 2 hours, came back, and 1 by 1 the people were unexisted and no one knew they were there

so she left home and went off as a grade schoolwr or 4 yeaf ol d or w/e and went to a space shuttle to find him

imagine if some creeper like bi den jr came for her?

she sez he might be in the universe center called the sacred ealm

like the kaiohshin realm in dbz?

so she got the pink shok andstarted flying to it and has searched 13 years and worries of getting old

she shows his picture and he dont think much of some 4 year old candya55 and she sez she loves him

so he lets her go or w/e and thins about how pik shock made the universe trebmle and its only a lovey girl, also he dont like chicks but thinks of her and wait she's in a jail cell

gatsy sends a rebort and go nagai dude sez hes gonna have her xecuted as 17 is old enuff to pay for crimes, like THEy said about Ritenhouse but not Trayvon or omar kahder

also he has the pink shock and Gatsby sez she's doing it for love bt go nagai dde who looks like a cross of kishiza abashiro, boss and maybe chokkei Hayami's dad, sez firing squad is the only way to keep their honor as its the sacred will of space and he wants to make his space foe ce famous

Gatsby has doubts and the news sez the pnk shock was caught and  the pilot is Mitsuko Hayami like Mitsuko Yagyu from Harenchi Gakuen and Danbei Hanami in Cutey Honey and the news makes her look bad like the news does as go nagai guy sez only his side can catch her

Gatsby shoots the tv lie elvis and Mitsuko is being takes away by armed guards and told no one leaves here alive

they tie her down each limb with a different chain and put a hose in her butt and start filling her up with an enema like G Nagai likes and she screams like an anime girl as she expands ad start barfing up chocolate water

jk really as shes gonna be firing squadded the tigers in tiger colored  mech suits attack and save her 

he runs through the base to get back the pink shock and a guard gets her at gunpont but is iced by Gatsby with his rod in the guys face and i mean walking stick or cane

he takes her out of the way and she wants to get elemental hiro cyber neos and Gatsby ses one day someone ill give her a real endant not a cheap ptize and she sez hers is real

they go tothe pink shock and its repaired and loaded with high octaine super fuel like liquid schwartz in spaceballs or the thing star wars ripped off in solo a star wars story

he dont wanna f her dream and she sez he hopes he finds love soon and he sez he hates women and she kisses his right face cheek and not a55cheek and he smiles at her and wwaves before catching hiself andshe goes ou in the pink shock

the guards drive cars as they still use cars and not hover cars in 2206 and probably use vhs tapes and Walkman tapesand she escapes the planet

shining force guy comes after her wanting to be put in a captains chair for catching her but th tigers go by and attack hi and it a maelstrom of laser fire

Hayami wont stop and shining force guy spazzes out and fites away and she escapes with the tigers

go nnagai commander dude finds Gatsby let her go and yells at him but he resins and he sez he hates women ut theres 1 woman he wants to protect and trns off the video sphere

he sez he'd watch over her until she finds her love and hopes to find love one day and i hope he dont go yaoi like the fangirls want

the tigers fans invite Gatsby to join e as they are fans of her as the tigers s-cl and wanna be in a fanclub with monthy or yearly plan for pink shock girl andhe joins a yealy plan as the 1st month is free

Hayami goes off to find hiro and her pirate crew go after her through space

the credits to a catchy 80s song and clips of the anime we saw mins ago

the end

then a other song with images of the chick looking 80s anime

that was grand

a classic 80s oav with that 80s look like valis or barabanba or wanna be's

i love the vhs grain it has and the art style and how its mostly pg wo nudes or b0ning

the animation is good and the character designs is really 80s and cool

the music is nice and the voicing is good

its under 40 mins and has a good feel and the designs are like a better MD Geist

its pretty cool and is good sci fi with romance and heart and the writer did well in this like Pokémon when it was good

For Cosmos Pink Shock 2 I want her to get to the center of the universe and find her bf hiro is the leader of the aliens that took him as he worked his way up from slave to right hand of the emperot and after the emperor was wacked by malcontens, he was  net in line, but theres a civil war in the empire and the malcontents wanna take over under the guise of equlity but really they want dominance and enslave the former masters. So using her forces she built up over the years as she's now 25 and thicc and in a mini bikini, they go on an epic campaign to wipe out the malcontents and their allies and she marries him and becomes his empress and Gatsby marrys a thcc catgirl with pink hair in a leather mini bikini and finds love. Also its a 16 bit Srpg like Shining Force on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jagua and GBA where you play as members of a squad of mechs and ships to go into enemy terf and take out their bases and forces before taking on the malcontent leader who's a la blue girl/urotsukodoji/guy double target monster and he absorbes the bodies of his men tobe a cosmic horror and you gotta take out his gems to make him unstable and mutate into a slob monster that blows apart whenthe head gem is blown.