A Royal Night Out Review

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A Royal Night Out

his is my reviw on A Royal Night Out from the distant fture year of 201(the year of alien soldier on sega genesis)

Its directed by Julian Jarrold who did  nothing I saw

It stars Sarah Gadon from The Amazing Spider-Man 2/Are You Afraid of the Dark?/Mattimeo: A Tale of Redwall/Cadet Kelly/My Dad the Rock Star/This Is Wonderland/Ruby Gloom/Total Drama/Flashpoint/Murdoch Mysteries, Bel Powley from Mary Shelley, openly monarchist gay h==ker Rupert Everett from butt f==king Shakespeare in Love/the live ation Inspector Gadget/the 00s The Importance of Being Earnest/Shrek 2/Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children/Boston Legal, Emily Watson from Punch-Drunk Love/Red Dragon/Equilibrium/Corpse Bride/The Water Horse: Legend of the Deep/War Horse/The Theory of Everything, left wing pinko Roger Allam from V for Vendetta/the live action Speed Racer/Inkheart, Jack Laskey from Star Wars: The Force Awakens, and a buncha frooty brits who i never saw in anything

i never saw this butmy dad whos openly monarchist wants to watch it as he like thos e devolved brits and their regent who oppresses the lesser men

after logos we hear its may 08 in 1945 and we see this chick in b/w and historical cr-p of the brits cleebratig beating the germans which allowed the soviets to take over Europe andkill far more than the axis was accused of doing

If only we sided with zee kaiser, then we;d not have cr-ppy a55 royal weddings when a prince nmeets an alleged woman he wants to b0ne

so princess lilibet as brits ant say Elizabeth aand her sister wanna go out to selebrate and her demon worshipping dad and his b--ch want em to do cr-p

the princesses mock the French for s-cking and talk about how the country will be cleebratig tnight and its mist be liz and not dick who asks the rents fo consent to come out

the sisters talk of celebs like Gregory peck who's irish and then brits are genetically programmed to hate, but after biden ba rock and Trudeau, can ya blame em?

princess marg wants to go out but her mom said no as he mom married for love and it cost her status so she was a big influence on Elizabeth and why she put honor and uty over love and had diana iced for defying em

or was it the queens grandma cant keep these evolutionarily challenged brits streiahgt, as most of em aint

they watch ther demonic faith dad trying to read a speech as he stufdders and we saw the kings speech and they ask their rents for the right to celebrate outside and liz sez "i dont know and never will if i dont go out tonight"

the evil king of his high level paganism sez the fam was together and her b--chy mom sez "1 day you'll be queen and people will look up to you" and as liz whines dad sez "let them go" to shut those b--ches up as it might be their only chance to go out

the mom calls someone to keep tabs on on nd maybe wack em to blame the humans or irish so they can go after others they dont like if she steps outta line and we get these brit soldiers who probably have ptsd from chopping up german fams to loo after em

dad king sez to come back by 1 am and they go out in a car as the morass of immorality of brits swarm around andspazz out hat they dont have to keep killing germans and Italians

they get ou go he car and marg is like that chimp who saw the sky for the 1st time and sldiers come by after being killing oepele days before and proably wil again

the chcks get herded into a room like fat cattle to b slaughtered and its a prim proper party of ev olved brittish c-ck suckwrs who have no souls an its boring  and gay

marg escapes and goes out to drink which caused her cancer like vaccines and liz w/o dick is stuck there til she sneaks out and goes in a conga line which i didn't now they had in the 40s or England

then the place blows as the germans fighters made 1 last do or di attack andkamikaze'ed their ets with gasoline into the city and lis had an arm blown off and marg lost both beet under a piece of rubble

jk really marg escapes and lis chases and bumps a tray that hits a toper of glasses that shatters

marg gets away and lis chases after her as the guards stay behind and bri army chicks like in obotech come by to sedue em as if they were hetero

lis gets on a bus and sh bangs on the wall ani mean window at marg at aother bus next to em nd her t-ts are in this guys face who dont seem interested as hes a brit and they pefer b0ners

the guy who got a face full of her low sized t-t pays for lis and she goes to stop the trolley but this guy who i thik payed her way not gay in the A trys helping but she falls out and on him and she hurts her hand

he helps it and shes surprised a commoner is touching her

marg meets a birt guy whos in naval intelligence and i think wants to b0ne her and one of the guards is b0ning a brit woman like hes straight or something and gets a call from the king who wants to know what everyone thought of the princesses

the king has a faeg as a lot of 40sguys smoked and it killed him and in a bar he liz has a pint of booze and wants to see her sister in Trafalgar law square

the king gives the kings speech rated r cuz tey said f--k a buncha times f--k f--k f--k f--k f--k and radios

the guy lis was with didn't stand for the king on the radio andthe brits throw him out and spazz out over him not honoring a guy whos not there and dont care

solier whines of England being cr-ppy and liz sez her fam eas in the war and dont ay shes a royal and not a rebel like ben franklin or George washingtom or Jefferson davis

they go to Trafalgar square andits like a b l m riot but less murder

they get separated in the morass of immorality but she finds her sister marg making out with a dude and probably gonn get mouth cancer from all the b0ners they both mouthed

i think she loses marg again and meet sa soldier with 2 girls, mary and ane, like chronic

btw tis is colored and dull 2010s colors and widescreen

so lis goes  to the gates of the palace as building a wall to protect your family from gaijin works for elites but when huamsn wanna do it, its bad

lis talks with a chick who dont like the war and they see the evil king and the clock hts midknight and the war ens in Europe but Japan is still fighting the good fight against the soviets and gaijin an jigku no maruta

lis sees the soldier making out with a chick and sez hes her bf and the chick sez bye for now and is gonna b0ne him later

lis sez shes got a b but overseas dont count and its ok to cheet when ur away and they need to find this place her sister the marg sed she was going to

the guards who were guarding em wake up in bed with a bucnha brittish possible women andcome down to see everyones gone

i dooo say olde chappe, we gon be getten da vivisection

indubidably olde beane, our organs are gon be pulls frum we groins

marg goes to some hole in the walls a55 with a slummy club and is givedn something which means she's gonna get sodomized like in svu

lis and soldier find info where they were going and  the king worries of the land after the war butdon worry, we got the soviets to fight an maruta

lis goes in an alley and a creeper treis making out with her and might be jack the ripper jr but not the royal member of the family coverd up by the regent

she escaps an finds sldier andafter a talk goes to find the place the marg went

in the slum sin hole marg drinks drugged booze andgoes off to puke as they gamble and goes in the basement and meets a frooty brit she out herdwlf to and sez 1 guy hurt her

the guy is beat as frooty brit talks of the evil queen victoia in a good way as the brits like being oppressed unlike the Honorable Americans who stand for Freedom and Heteronormality

In America its WE the People, in England its, we who are subservient to the regent

marg reveals shes german and wants to go to a party and has the password and her and frooty monarchist go off

lis and soldier and a lady goes by the sin hole and the chicks get in butsolder is kept out

mrg goes in a car after seeing a horse chopped up and in the ride these possible h==jkers who think her skin is nice like their before the hiv or cooties or w/e

lis lets solier in thwindo and they find from a drunk chic that marg went off with h--kers

a big hairless guy finds solfier and beats on him while taking no damage from his blows but lis beats his head in with a metal thing and they dance in the hall to cover it

she finds out and yells "ur a deserter" and they run out as the hairless guy chases em out

lis dont like slder for going awol and he sezuf they catch him he'd be tortuted or executed for not fighting in a war he din;t wanna

he might go to Canada or France but not French Canada cuz that s-cked and its like the slavs who had to flee when the soviets took over eastern Europe

so lis and soldier go on a boat or w/e and go by people burning hitler lie they burned Trudeau or other worse rulers as they dont know they are out the frying pan into the fire with mao ze dong andhis 30-80 million victims

marg give the pass word, gd save the king,(from what? is there a demon after him? this is what you get for getting into the black arts)  and the frooty brit and the h00kers come in the party

solier tells of nearly dryong in the war and how his fried bit it as he held his hand the whole way back, then was sent out to figt the Honorable Japanesethe guards are gonna say they f'd up but go off for 1 last drink

th king and his b--ch worry as its 3 am and the girls should have been back

the guards are p-ssing and sing god save the king and soldier main guy comes in and se incognito and sneaks in

lis comes in this party and they find marg dancing and solfier dancers with her wait its another guy and2 guys pull on her like a wish bone andwanna dance with and maybe butt hamme her

lis sees marg and main guy soldier called jack like violence jack or jack atlas in yugioh 5Ds comes in and beats the guys out for the crime of being into the opposite gender like in the 120 days of Sodom by openly French por queer pro abortion Christianity hating tudeau i mean the marquis de sade

the guys he beat out vanish as its a viceo agme and they blinked out like in Zelda or golden axe and the girls dance

some guys beat onjack and its military guys andlis comes out about beign a man i mean the princess and everyone even the jack is shocked

she invites jack to come wity em and the gaurds do stuff and jack goes off as she lied to him and she can get away with anything cuz shes a royal

he dont like being deceived but she sez she had to and never had anything on her own and its like on springer when the guys woman reveals he's a dude

he dont car and goes off and this was her 1st night to do something and i think he went to see his mom

she goe to see jacks mom and she sez da king didn't wanna have the job but did it and talks of how boys went in the war gung ho but got f'd

marg goes off on a cab and lis but not lisa hayes in robotech with the sdf III stays behind to go with the jack

mrg comes home andthe king is gonna deal with the guards later and will probably ahve them tuned inside out slowly in public as a warning to the rest like braveheart

marg sez she was everywhere and lis went off with the jack and likes him but dont kow where he is

lis goes to se jack an he'scut open and his guts are spilled out on the floor and he gurgles "i learned this in Ja pan"

jack drives her back hoe and they talk of living a good lie together butsay it cant happen as its not like she can surrender the throwne like her uncle did a few years ago

marg tells her rents of her night and lis brings the jack in and wants breakfast with the fam but kings b--ch dont think is appropriate but lis sez she does

kings b--cjh starts screaming and foaming at the mouth and saying "you belong to me" and lis has enough an guves her an uppercut in the jaw and says "sic semper tyrannus"

jk really theyhave breakfast and she sez he shotdown 5 planes like its a goo thing to kill hsi fellow man and the ing oses him 7 pounds 50 w/e

king se no one must now of ths and she spnt the night at the ritz, which is a good thing they made this movie, so no one will know

lis sez to the jack the future dont belong her her lot, before she found who THEY serve and the global gangs who own from the blackest shadows and had diana and Charles other women iced

jack is gonna go back i think to the army an lis drives him as she drove since she was 11 and went to the base and used her pull to keep him from being executed andhe gives her a daisy he foun growing on the ground

after a kiss on the lips and not the anus, she drivs bacl and credit happen to 40s music

the end

that was pretty good

i liked it

kinda like roman holiday or royal wedding with fred Astaire

i know i dumped on England the whole time, but the movie is likable

even though the main character went on to have a number of people iced

kinda like Histeria in the 90 with joe stallin as a comedic character

its an entertaing film and is lite nd fun and upbeat

its petty brittish but in a lite way like hogans heroes for Germany

For A Royal Night Out 2 I want it to be about the jack pilo in apan and the brits keep sending him on death missions and he keeps surviving as he's destned to  bring down the monarchy with leading an uprising like 1776 2 or the confederates G. Also its an 8 bit game on Sega Master System, Gam boy and NES, TG16, Atari Jaguar and Lynx whee you play as guardian angles and gotta protect the guy on missions by following instructions to alter his planes cource when its gonna me hit and damage its engine so it falls before a big battle. Then he lives on an island andyou gotta keep the giant sasquatch monsters and dinosaurs away from him in battles with a holy sword.