The Trolls And The Christmas Express Review

Note: I spell trolly

The Trolls And The Christmas Express

This is my review on The Trolls And The Christmas Express from the distant future year (to The Italian Stallion Napoleon) of 1981 (30 years b4 Robotech season 01 and Transformers The Headmasters)

Its diected by Mel Waskin who's not on back door, aids bag, Sodom bottom, gender offender, cripple nuipple, frooty booth, banana crammer, soy boy, beta mmale, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants Wikipedia, who thinks Niah's Arc was fiction but j fk was 1 guy in a builing.

It stars Hans Conried from The Great Dictator/50s Peter Pan/50s The Woody Woodpecker Show/Sleeping Beauty/The Bullwinkle Show/Gilligan's Island/the 70s Horton Hears a Who!/Dr. Seuss on the Loose/Halloween Is Grinch Night/Oh, G=d! Book II/The Trolls and the Christmas Express, Don Megowan from noting i saw, Helene Stanley from 50s Cinderella/The Snows of Kilimanjaro/Sleeping Beauty/One Hundred and One Dalmatians/Davy Crockett: King of the Wild Frontier, Roger Miller from disneys Robin Hood/Sesame Street/Nestor, the Long–Eared Christmas Donkey, Paul Soles from 60s Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer/60s Spider-Man, Len Carlson from 60s Spider Man/Care Bears/The Raccoons/C.O.P.S./The Legend of Zelda the cartoon/Beetlejuice the cartoon/X-Men: The Animated Series/The Busy World of Richard Scarry/Monster by Mistake/Donkey Kong Country/Rolie Polie Olie(looks like a gamcube game)Corduroy/Beyblade V-Force(ew)/Cyberchase, Billie Mae Richards from 60s Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer/60-s Spider-Man/udolph's Shiny New Year/Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July/Care Bears/My Secret Identity/Rupert, and Carl Banas from Babar: The Movie/60s Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer/Rocket Robin Hood/60s Spider-Man/The Raccoons/Hello Kitty’s Furry Tale Theater/Babar/The Busy World of Richard Scarry/Dumb Bunnies.

I saw this as a 90s kid and thought it was good bu avent seen it in yoears

so as Xmes nears these trolls walk through the snow whining and saying the plan wont work

narrator sez trolls dont like xmas and we get a title and the lead troll wans to run xmas  and the ret0-rded one forgot they hate xmas cuz the trolls

25 days il xmas and the elves were making thousand thry jave a hristma xpres to bring the toys as santa and his head elf find theres 1 elf who chex 1x a day and gives em love

the trolls see santa flying in the sky, soar up high, fly anywhere yy want to, shining fingers

the trolls sneak in an i gotta say, theres some good animation, and they take elf clothes hanging on a thing anf think they can be mistaken for elves bywearing theit clothes

as someone who plays D&D I gotta day, anyone with a bain knows an elf from a troll, and elves are smart

but not these elves a they cant tell and i guess they guess "if the are here they must be elves"

thry go in the reindeer stalls and the deer elf wants to work full time in da shop and not shoveling reindeep waste and bruhing the parasites out their hair

the trolls say they are here to replace him to look after reindeer andhe's glad and leaves and the trolls mock him

head troll yells at the other trolls like he's Megayron andwants to make everyone say and b==chy like them or feminists and they got 25 days

Santa looks at a calandar and December starts on a Tuesday hereand the elves sing a song in cartoony oices of making toys

spoiler; this came out in eagain year 001and Reagan delegulated rh3 hings so we can have toy based cartoons

the trolls use magic to mutate the toys and the elves fix em with magics as elves are better mages than trolls

so this whole section is pretty much a montage like in an 80s movie, waut, it is!!! andafter the work the have firewors and its Dec 25

the elves made it and things seems like its gonna be a Merry Christmas but th trolls are disgruntled and in the reindeer place

santa come in and se to get rest as is work tmorrow and leaves and the head trpll sez xmas is toys and they plan to stop the reindeep who are no  sentient in here and plan to sing and make noice all night to keep em up

we get a song of the trolls singing of how cr-ppy they are its like a redneck thing that santa thinks is weird nd sends that elf to shut em up

also theres miceand a cat and blue birds, probably from The Garden Of Eden/Avalon up in the North Pole

the silencing elf in attack mode gets sidelined to hel the xmas express and is carried off as the trolls oarty all night long like lionel Richie o lion-o in thnder cats

after hours of singing te trolls are tired andeveryone falls asleep but its xmas and the sun is up and head troll sez xmas is ruined

wait, isn't it night for a month then up there?

santa gives a speechand the raindeer is tired and the elf screwed up but santa is gonna use em and takes up to the great white north butthe are too tired and/or high and scre up and ata goes down

give em coke or pepsi, that'll get em going

or show em sexy rendeer chics so they get b0ners and the heartrate/blood flow increases

santa sez xmas is ruined andits not y the soviets, ules the trolls are representing them, andthe reindeer sleep

a slap in the face wakes people up, mythbrustrs usdd it for sobering up

1 elf sez to use the Christmas express lie that Zelda ds game andthey';ll link to railroad trax all over the world

what about the ocean? is this a flat earth thing?

they sing and use magic to summon tracks and da trollz hear it and findwhat santas dooing and they use troll magic to f it up

how are the elves outrunning the train if he epects to get around the world in 1 night?

so the tracks go back to the Christmas Town as they curved and santa sees they are not elves

they come out about being trolls and gloat of  winning at ruining Christmas like a postal union goin on strike to force the gov to give in to their demands by holding a Hodiday Hostage

cuz nithing makes people like you, like ruining Christmas

they say they wanna ruin mas cuz people pushes em around and makes em live undfr bride and others are happy and it p-sses em off

thry tried for years to ruin xmas and now they dd but Santa sz if people knw how they felt they'd like em but th rolls say people never liked em

Santa has the elve sing Deck The Halls and 1 part is Troll the ancient yule tide carol as Troll means to sing or play happy

like gay means happy, or an a55 is a donkety or a faeggot s a bundle of sticks

Santa sez trolls used to be part of Xms and people can like em but main troll sez impossible, its too late

Santa offers em a chance to help but main troll don't wanna and the other do, they we get a country song oftrolls and enlves maing the xmas express until head troll dances and turns good and returns and is happy

narrator sez everyone ;ikes xmas even trolly and the train goes arund da world but its a round earth which isn't scientiffi ally acvurate to Flat Earthwers

the end

that was retty good

i like it

its like 20ush mins and has good views

its not mean or judgemental, but shows the trolls lost their way

like people who turn against what they liked from misinformation and people mistreating em for not understandfing

they were welcome the whole time and fought it as they wee mialead

its a good lesson on people turning on their faith/race/gender/orientation after being told its bad

this predicted it

good animation and voicing and the music was nice

its well animated and has that early 80s earthy style thats not all hd and cr-ppy

i liked it and had some negative feelings the day I wrote this but gelt better after a xmas concert and it revived my spirits

this is a fine film and gave on hbo when that was a thing, efore the Sopranoes

For The Trolls And The Christmas Express 2 I wanta swarm of anti Christmas malcomtenmts to attacl, so the elves use maic to blow em apart, then their pieces eform as they sold their souls to demons for power and into a big flesh golem and te trolls go to Avalon in The North Pole to get Dinobeasts to take em on. Also its an 8 bit mega man like game on nes, game by, sega master systm and game gear, tg16, Atari lynx and 7800 where you lay a the elves and efnd the Chriatmas Town from hi[pies and junkies and commies, and later as the Trolls getting to the dino beasts and fighting yokai and cryptids and ufo and alien and daemons on the way there, then the final battle is the dino beat vs the flesh golem in an epic battle.