Note; I spell like that 90s show with the dead slave helping kids read
The Ghost Writer
This is my revire on The Ghost Writer from the distant fiture year of 2010 (the year o transformers season 3 and robotech season 1)
Its directed by sodomizer roman Polanski who did Rosemary's Baby
It stars openly beta Ewan McGregor from Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace/Moulin Rouge!/Black Hawk Down/Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones/Big Fish/Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith/Angels & Demons/Jack the Giant Slayer/Star Wars: The Force Awakens/Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, pierce brosnan from Mrs. Doubtfire/Mars Attacks!/Seraphim Falls/Mamma Mia!/Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief/The Simpsons/The Love Punch, ew! Kim Cattrall from Police Academy 001/Big Trouble in Little China/Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country/aby Geniuses(which was good)butt f--king Crossroads/1979 The Incredible Hulk/Charlie's Angels/The Outer LimitsRugrats/The Simpsons, Olivia Williams from The Sixth Sense/Peter Pan/X-Men: The Last Stand, Tom Wilkinson from The Ghost and the Darkness/Smilla's Sense of Snow/The Full Monty/Rush Hour 1/The Patriot/Black Knight/2002 The Importance of Being Earnest/Batman Begins-/The Kennedys, Timothy Hutton from Iceman/The Dark Half/The General's Daughter/Kinsey, pit bull fan Jon Bernthal from Justice League vs. Teen Titans/The Accountant/Law & Order: Criminal Intent/Boston Legal/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/How I Met Your Mother/Numb3rs/Robot Chicken, Robert Pugh from Inseminoid/Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World/Kingdom of Heaven/2010 Robin Hood/Accused, David Rintoul from Peppa Pig, Polish Hebrew Eli Wallach from Baby Doll/The Misfits/How the West Was Won/1965 Genghis Khan//Mackenna's Gold/The Godfather Part III/60s Batman/Highway to Heaven/Law & Order, Jim Belushi Trading Places/Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe/Last Action Hero/Canadian Bacon/Jingle All the Way/Laverne & Shirley/Aaahh!!! Real Monsters/Duckman/Pinky and the Brain/Santo Bugito/Gargoyles/KaBlam!/Timon & Pumbaa/The Tick/Mighty Ducks/Hey Arnold!/Cow and Chicken*/Life with Louie//According to Jim/Rugrats/Robbie the Reindeer/The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius/Mad TV, Morgane Polanski from Vikings, Nyasha Hatendi from Law & Order: UK/Garrow's Law, and a lot of dinks i never saw anything on or ain't on back doo, candy a55, sy boy, beta male, aids bag, frooty booty, banana crammer, Creator hater, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu ased on plants, queer as a deeer with a steer in its rear, ener offender wikpedia who promotes lies abou history and calls the TRUTH "pseudo sience" or "cospiracy theories"
i never saw this but imma give it a shot and people said it was good
its based on a book the ghost by Robert harris that i never read
Ater logo we get cars going off a boat in the rain and1 is towed off as no ones in it
guys in a Japanese reataruant talk of a guy who ghostwrote someones memoris and it drove him to suicide
1 has a chance to i thin ghost write and he goes to a publishing thing with a metal detector as i guess they got too many gaijin in soviet England
so main guy meets the lawyers and such and sai he's not binging anything but his last thing made it to number 1 on a magician biography
cuz main guy knows nothing of plolitics he can ask the questuons that need it and they spent 10 million andmight get 2 illion back
they gotta get r dun in a month an main guy is a dity brit so he'd get the book subjets thing as hes one of them too
so main character goes out and gets beat up and his papers tlen and goes home to drink booze and talk with his agent wjo wants hm to come over an get paid 250 000 $ for a book already witten
i a bar main guy hears how the subject approved gaijin brits living in the third world interrogated with 1 allegedy biting it frm it
main guy thinks he was set up to get mugged and lea the book and goes o i tink soviet new York or maybe another part of candy a55 England were he talks with a blonde and signs a confidentiality agreement an not ro have the paper leave the room
he reads over em an it s-cked and is a load of cr-p and blonde is subject the sinister prie minister's woman who is bummed over having to deal wit his cr-p
so prime minister comesover an main gu sez he'd interview him and twist is answers into prose
he asks why he became p m wile not being p m like and p m sez he joined the arry to be with a chick he liked
main gu ties taking a ate thing with the memois and an alarm goes off andthey say its a drill
p m is in training and wigs out over his acting days brught up as his enemies mocked him for it like with zelinsky except the ba guys don't efend him over it
word gets out the international criinal court is after him for sening gaijin from englan in the third world to be inerrogted and he writes cr-p about repecting that group
his boss calls and wants the book in 2 weeks not a month an he talks with blonde whos smoking, or sucking a faeg in England me droogs
she sez its only for oy or stress and one a day and not to bring out the memoirs from there
after time in a bar he finds his room was f;d with and gets a call saying check outta the hotel now like in The Matrix with Cowboy Curtis calling Ted Thedore Logan
he goes to the base with prptesters going mental and sding with the criminals as those malcintents often do an blonde has him live in the base which he never did but blonde sez man guy is one of them for rafting a tatement
p m and guys talkand find hes not to leave a place hat recognizes the inernationa criinal court, like china, Israel or noth orea, but America is tere so he's good
the news watches them and sez he brits side with the criminal court and turn on p m like Canada did on candy a55 trudeau
so i tink he goes to candy a55 englandand sez how the go guys are seen as bad and bad guys as vitims and vows to fight it in court
in the base in i tink America he looks throughthe place and finds shows of the gu ho had his job last and i think jumped off the boat at the start
main guy looks through the drawers an on the underside isan envelope wuthphtoes of p m with 1975 and 1977 circlr on papers
a main asks if he wan s lunch and he calls a number, hangs up, ad calls back but he don answer and later ask them ai for a map of the island
he bikes around and mees a geezr who nows he's brittish and thinks he's got something to do with the p m who was with the US Prez at the time
also the body of the guy with his job b4 shouldn't have mae it to that part wih the current and he dont involve with cops but a lady sai of lights by the bacg and is in a coma
main guy goes on and merts the wfe who is not the blone andi got it ixed up and sez p m waned him to write of past guy and went to see where he wound up
wife dont know why he was there and after taking a bath in a wood rectangle goes over the notes
he later has wine with wife who watched news say America sides with p m and p m i think calls her but she ignores
he sez he ha a woman and talks with wife of how pm was a party member for a decade b4 meeting her and clais he foun a copy of his card in the archives
he sez how he thinkstheres a cover up an sz the evidence and she asks for his phone to call p m andgoe out saying "have a drink"
he comes back and sezshe called pm an he dint pick up an she goes into be with himand get gets i bed naked like its Europe an they start b0ning
in the real version they were b0ning
in ay time she asks why he highlighted her name an he sez its to see how oten he mentions her wch aint much an he sez he ont stat at cliens places as he might b0ne em
he dont wanna be in hi boo and wigs out and gets b--chy as shes a woman who is emotional
he taes the memoirs ahndis gonna go back to the hotl an is worrie an on egeas the gps sesz to go left but the hotl is right
more reason to use a 90s car as it ont nee computer chips and wi fi. its not a hovertank in robotech
he gives in and follos the goes on the ferry an through this area of green grass and woods an stops by a house where he ras cr-p from the last guy with his job
he rings the door of the place and the dr there sez he din't know p m but let him in after hearng he has a photo of em
dumba55! he can wck you!
hay homie! i got evieve of you being friens with a war criminal!
ok, come in my home wih no witnesses!
so they talk and main guy shows him a note written by p m i think and sez he was in the akadia which is a group he does and i assume its a ark occyt grup
dr denies knowing him and is shown a photo of him an p m with p m holding a chronic smoke i think
dr sez not to put him in the book an main guy sez the guy he got the info from got iced after commin to see dr
r has his woman or slave or w/e get info and sez they here in the hagg and has main guy go and sez if you go 1 way youll never be seen again
as he goes he sees a cae an goes rightand its following um anhe boosts speed
he getsto the oar as it gonna go but the chasers get on after him and et ges out his car and gets off the boat
he goes to a hotel in cape cod liver oil and want a flight to back door boston
he calls the number and the guy asks how he got it whch he sez from the last guy an is tol to stay where he is in the htel by the ferry
he looks up this guy an fins hes connected to a military arms group fightin with 2 former pres8ients, i hink the nae of a plant or shrub, and an occylt group aout the not old planet sequence
he looks eeper an finds this guy had onnections in the 70s and wife calls an he sez he went to the mainlan to meet the dr an missed the ferry but nednt talk of them
later a guy comes in and frisks him and brings him to this place to meet this guy i think paul and sez the ld guy foun he was working for a war criinal angave this guy from the number the documents
main guy gives phne guy the memoirs and papers and reads em a sez last guy sedif anything happens to him the proof is in the start of the memoiors
he seez that paul was an officer in the candy inbred a55 and they see he and paul wee manipulatin things to get their guys in and keep impiements out and according to Wikipedia, nterrogate suspects on prvae jets
pm calls an goes to get him to work on the book ad phone guy sez to go or he' get suspect
also p m can't drown him as 1 already got it that way and they recorded him an plan to reveal it in courts or some convoluted plan to have all their bases covered
also phone guy rcorre him wearing a wire
then the phone guys head blows apart an mai guy rins but his legs get blows of as a sniper in thetowr reloads
jk really he goes on a private jet with p m who talks and he reveals he new of his dark deeds
p m wigs out and seZ he had private jets do things and some for familes an others for other things and claims didn't infringe on civil rights
at the airporte theres a protest and this solier for England snipers him an the guards pc him off as he falls an its the guy who's son got it in a war that p m did
so pierce manpart is in h-ll and is grilled by the cops an hey take is passports an not his man parrs as brits dont got those
hes released and not like in The Giver and pierce is an hero in soviet England and wrotes the book
he talks with blonde at the release part and mentons something that maes him check the book
he finds the wife was the agent and writes a note and sends it to her and leaves but gets hit by a car offscreen as the papers he carried fly out
the end
that was pretty good
the film starts with a dak stormy area, then as its ending its sunny, then as it ends its darkening, showing the outlook
not much violence or lust or swearing but mostly tension
didn't expect the ending and it shows how the gov does evil to cover being ade to look bad fighting gaijin
plus the woman being the bad guy was a good addition
not a fan of the directors personal evils, but he did make a good film this time
Well done film, despite the dark director, like a good painting by gacy
For The Ghost Writer 2 I want him to wake up from a coma and find he was out for a few years but a new prwsient is in charge nd is cleaning up the cesspool, the wife is running to compete with him and he has info on her that can end her chance to take over but he has dirt on her and needs to get it to the public. Also its a 128 bit action game like Body Harvest on Sg Dreamcast, GameCube, ps2 and xbox where you play as the ghost writer and sneak around with crippled muscles and try to avoid the agents while driving behicles and using a plasma evolver that your agent invesed your money into and was developed eile in a coma. In the end you find out about the internet and reveal t online and the presient has her tried and executed and you get rehab to get back in shape.