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Along Came Polly
This is my review on Along Came Polly from the distant future year to efferson Daz of 2004(1 year befor etransformers the movie)
its directed by John Hamburg who did nothing i saw
it stars back door Ben Stiller from Happy Gilmore/The Cable Guy/Mystery Men/Meet the Parents/Zoolander/Starsky & Hutch/Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story/Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy/Meet the Fockers/Penguins of Madagascar/Zoolander 2/Frasier/Duckman/2 Stupid Dogs/Sesame StreetThe Simpsons/The King of Queens/Liberty's Kids/King of the Hill/Family Guy, Jennifer Aniston from Mac and Me/Leprechaun 1/The Iron Giant/Rock Star/Bruce Almighty/Quantum Leap/Friends/South Park/King of the Hill/30 Rock, Philip Seymour Hoffman from Boogie Nights/The Big Lebowski/Patch AdamsThe Talented Mr. Ripley/Punch-Drunk Love/Red Dragon/Cold Mountain/Mary and Max/The Ides of March/Law & Order/Arthur, openly evil Debra Messing from The Mothman Prophecies/Garfield/Open Season/Seinfeld/Will & Grace/King of the Hill/Sesame StreetLaw & Order: Special Victims Unit, beta dink Hank Azaria from Anastasia/Godzilla 98/Mystery Men/Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story/The Simpsons Movie/The Smurfs/The Smurfs 2/Family Ties/Growing Pains/The Simpsons/The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air/Spider-Man: The Animated Series/Friends/Mad About You/Stressed Eric/Tuesdays with Morrie/Futurama/The Cleveland Show/Sesame Street/Family Guy/The Simpsons: Road Rage, Bryan Brown from Gorillas in the Mist/Grizzly Falls/2008 Australia/The Good Wife, Alec Baldwin aka phaIIic Baldwin, after people stopped hiring him and he needed to do p0rn0, from Beetlejuice/Great Balls of Fire!/The Hunt for Red October/Mercury Rising/Notting Hill/Pearl Harbor/Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within/The Adventures of Pluto Nash/The Aviator/The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/My Sister's Keeper/The Alamo: Thirteen Days to Glory/The Simpsons/Walking with Cavemen/Johnny Bravo/The Fairly OddParents/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/candy a55 Saturday Night Live/The Cat In The Hat, and that one he killed all those people on, Michele Lee from Will & Grace/Family Guy, Bob Dishy from The Golden Girls/Frasier, Missi Pyle from As Good as It Gets/Galaxy Quest/Josie and the Pussycats/Home Alone 4: Taking Back the House/Big Fish/50 First Dates/Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story/Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy/The Artist/Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters/Mad About You/Friends/Frasier/Two and a Half Men/American Dad!/$#*! My Dad Says/Family Guy/Warehouse 13/Hot in Cleveland/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/Drunk History/Bob Hearts Abishola/The Great North, Jsu Garcia from Vampire in Brooklyn/Collateral Damage/We Were Soldiers/Murder, She Wrote/JAG/Crossing Jordan, Judah Friedlander from Meet the Parents/Zoolander/Starsky & Hutch/Star Wars: The Force Awakens/Curb Your Enthusiasm30 Rock/Xavier: Renegade Angel/Sesame Street/Sharknado 2: The Second One/Fresh Off the Boat/Bob's Burgers/The Last Sharknado: It's About Time, openly black Kevin Hart from, hh, i only saw him in those cr-ppy commercials, Masi Oka from Austin Powers in Goldmember/Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde/Sabrina, the Teenage Witch/Reba/Robot Chicken, Kym Whitley from Nutty Professor II: The Klumps/Rango/Married... with Children/That's So Raven/Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law/The Boondocks/'Til Death/The Cleveland Show/Hot in Cleveland/Black Dynamite/Curb Your Enthusiasm/The Doctors/My Big Fat Fabulous Life, the grand Cheryl Hines from Unsolved Mysteries/Friends/zCurb Your Enthusiasm/Everybody Loves Raymond/Father of the Pride/Scrubs/Pickle and Peanut/Fresh Off the Boat/The Good Fight/Drunk History, Todd Stashwick from Law & Order/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/Courage the Cowardly Dog/Titus/Will & Grace-/Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Dharma & Greg/Law & Order: Criminal Intent/Malcolm in the Middle/Monk/Boston Legal/tar Trek: Enterprise/Crossing Jordan/Yhe War at Home/Ghost Whisperer/Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles/Curb Your Enthusiasm/$#*! My Dad Says/Phineas and Ferb/Gotham, and Christine Barger from cr-ppy a55 iCarly.
i never saw this but its prodced by danny evito, whos not an actor but a dwarf actor, like how neil egrasse Tyson aka the black hole, swz plutos not a planet but a dwarf planet.
reviewers hate it but it mae a lot of money
so ben stiller is gonna get marriedand is a risk analysist and goes out of his way toavoid danger
his homie is phillip seymmor hoffman who is a fat slob an was a child actorfom some teen movie and did stage wok but people thought he died(ironic)
after doing the hebrew thing nd getting paise for beign a great risk assessment guy by alec baldwin before he kille all those people and playing a jewish guy, they go to the islans for a vacation
dont eat the long pig, its human flesh
so he dropped his woman seeing a Komodo dragon and he bought house and this naked eutotrah guy comes by and talks with em an offers em a scuba thing
he dont wanna go but agrees an queers out b4 going and she wanted to go and is carried by eurotrash ina peedo on the boat
after doing cr-lp in his hotel he comes back an sees them b0ning and she sez they didn't plan it but she's confused and stays back
ben flips out and trys to tae him but euroteash gets him in a lock an later ben leaves her an accidentally drives off a cliff so he rides th b--ch seat with eurotrash on a mototcycle
at work everyone knows and alec baldwin sez she was a sl-t and pees and poots next to him and sez he needs hm to get insurance on this rich guy who's company is going public an he needs ben to get him
he goes to his home anda cop confronts him but finds he owns it and sezsorry for his woman
then he's watching his video of his weeding and hoffman comes in wth a camra crw for his e true Hollywood story and sez his wife looks scared and faked being happy as h can see acting
hoffman gets him to a party and aniston is a server with wine and a chick sez she swore off men after her last bf
ben accindetly knocks over an art thing and aniston knows him from high school and remembers hoffman
hoff man sezz he sh-rted and pooted with sh-t coming out and had to leave
later they play b ball and talk and some guys come and hoffman plays and is an a55
hoffman sez not to date her and shes not a good girl cuz of her trmp stamp
this hairy greasy guy takes off his shirt an plays b ball and eventually smears hi greasy sweat on bens face iin slo mo
ben gets anitons nimber, named polly and calls her but hangs up then she calls and gets his machine so he rips it out an throes it
he comes by polly and she sez she star 69'd a call and thought it was him and he gives her his number
at work he hears the client boss wants him to have was in the hospital from a great white bite and she calls and sez she might be free and she' call him back
ben sees hoffman nd sees him playing in esus Christ Suepr Star but he sings the Lead song and is told hes doing judas and he dont care
he tells Philip hes got a date with polly and phillip hossfalm sez if they choose an ethnic restaurant he'd have the runs from irritable black guy sysndome
at a pizza place hoddman squeezes the grease off bens pizza with pepperoni despite his hebretality and tals of spanking cicks he b0ne
at a moor restaurant he eats even though he cant hadle it and sazzes out as she ez she had 8 bad relationships and aint big on commitment
ben goes to the john and its occupie and he holds it an after the dat he goes to pollys place and its got things still in bozes an a ferret that has dead eyes
he goes to her bathroom anthe blind frrit gets in an he blasts lou d so he turns on the shower
hes outta paper an he uses a towerl an flushes it a it overflos and she comes in nd sees him plunging it
after it he sez he didn't now her grandma id that towel and she wants another ate
at wok he meets the rich guy anthey go to the roof where he does a baseump an polly calls about the ate and rih guy uses a parachute and gets in a tree thinking he fraxured hsi coxyx
at an Indian restaurant they meet bens parents and sez his ex is doing wellin the third world an acts like the bwon indias are the red inians
after it he tells its been 2 weeks and hsi woman was b0ning the scuba guy and polly comforts his a55
so he/polly go to a dance club an she dances with a latino guy
he sez he's not into this kinda dancing and they got too much ifferent and it might nt work out
so they o back to her place an are making out an she comes back in with small shorts and a tank top and make out
he smacks her a5 and they make out an b0ne and he hold back his good counting and yells 50 when ts amllst 5 mins
ben might wanna marry her and pollys friend sez she b0ned him cuz she felt sorry for him
at her or his place she has him knife pillows to feel better as he wastes 8 mins a day putting an taking off the pillows
later she son da phone and uses a key finer to fin her keys in the firends and they go to a club an she dances with the mexicno cuba potariko guy feeling her up in a lusty ance
in the mens room he tells off latino for coming onto her but he sez hes queer an his butt buddy is in the band so he has latio teach him to dnce
dont get turne ben! you'll be back oor benny! like bennet the sage!
later he looks over pollys kids book and 1 is a kid getting his left arm bown off playing with fireworks
he brings her to workand shows his risk/reward thing and she lies base umping cuz is fun ns she gives him gain food nd he barfs
he goes with rich client to play racket ball and tells him he cant insure him but client invites hi to Nantucket to sail an try to manipulate him, also he busted a tooth in the racket ball
he tells polly of the client and wines of eating bar nuts as people dont wash their hands an touch the nuts an she eats em and dont care
esp as exposure to germs boots your immoune system and the shelters guys are crippled bu it
they go to the dance club and he shows off hisnnew moves and she likes it
they come back and sees his woman who b0ned the eurotrash an polly sez shes not his gf wven though they b0ned and leaves
she sz she got tired of the eurotrash scuba guy and wants him back but he dotn want her
alec the killer wants him to get that account and polly calls
wife sends a gift saying remember our 1st date and and later he talks with hoffman and runs the numbers in his computer and it sez to go with pllly
polly dont wannao to soviet Nantucket but he sez hes not gtting back with his woman and they go to the boat thing btu theres a storm
she sees his laptop the risk assessment and confrongs him over it an he sez she as in the model u n an changed and his mom mae him afraid of everything and she sez her da had a second fam
she sez to get back with the wife and live with a family but the boat hits rocks an client rich liek Richard branson has a life boat he rows away with em
then a mosasaur eats em an credits roll to the song hellow darkness my old friend
jk really hes getting ready to mov out and leaves polly a message and sez client is uninsurable and wife calls but he dont wanna see her cuz she might have hiv from b0ning eutotrash
at the play JCSS he meets mexiqueer who's butt buddy is in keyboard an sez polly is leaving town soon
ben is with wif and his rents and boss calls saying egt over cuz theres a meeting moved up
in the play hofman wants to playjuas an Jesus and fight s aguy and sez they were amatures
bens dad sez get over doing that 1 role years ao and thinking ur better and move on but he was goo in that teen movie
ben tells off wife named lisa like in the room or robotech and sez shes a heartless b--ch for b0ning a eurotrash on their honeymoon and he wrecke her pillows
phillip sez not to listen to him and the e true hollyweird storywa guys he hired to make it and sell to the network
he sends pillip to fill in for him and phallec baldwin sez bens spleen burst and hes recovering and he clears his throat a lot and sez the good things and that client is seuxally changed i mean active
ben rusn to olly but she leaves ina cab w/p seeing him but this isn't ho it ends is it? they wont do that
yeah the blind fetrrit is there and we hear hoffman tell an overdone scene thing of how client is a bada55 andthey otta insure him for 20 years
the board likes him in crocodile tears and is impressed by him an insures the guy
polly comes back and she dont thin they belong together and he eats nuts from a cart guy and rubs the cart guys han in it
he drops nuts and sez he likes her and shes worth it and eats nuts off the floor
she dont wanna get married an hes ok with living in sin and they agree to have dinner
later hes with polly on the island and eutotrash comes by and sez the woman broke his heart and hes not married
they go to scuba with another guy and ben is naked and we see his possibly cirssimiced a55
then credits to positive msuic
toni blair dancer or w/e
scott morgan? the dbz guy?
the end
that was pretty fun
lite and silly and fun
it had some darker ideas but coveed it with xany fun and despite promoting sin, as enteetaining
good acting and music and hoffman went all out over a silly role
surprise industrial light and magic did the effects which i only really remember the torm needing it
and we see ben stillers butt, before he became back door ben with phaIIic baldwin going in
its only like 80ish mins long and dont feel it
glad i saw it
For Along Came Polly 2 I want them to be on the island and there's an uprising by malcontents and the gota get out beote the king is overthrown. also its a 128 bit adventure game on sega dreamcast, gamecube, p2 and xbox where you play as ben an gotta escape these jungle and village and volcano and city levels with you trying to get to the airport and ecape with enemy soldiers fighting and you wther figt em or run and gotta use items you find to get past ares.