The Cricket On The Hearth Review

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The Cricket On The Hearth

This is my review on The Cricket On The Hearth from the distant future year to the Meiji Emperor, wait, he was around tl 1912, of 1090 (120 years before Robotech Season 2)

Its direded by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess./The Uchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch.

It stars openly irish an fatal drunk Owen Moore from Intolerance/The Blackbird/The Red Mill/30s A Star Is Born, openly French but real French not Canadian French Violet Mersereau from nthing i saw, Mrs D W Griffith Linda Arvidson from A Corner In Wheat/The Unchanging Sea, Dorothy West from The Unchanging Sea/The Gibson Goddess, George Nichols(Ancestor of Louie from Robotech?) from The Gibson Goddess/The Unchanging Sea, Mack Sennett from too many to list, Harry Solter and John R. Cumpson from Romance of a Jewess, Arthur V. Johnson from Romance of a Jewess/The Gibson Goddess/The Unchanging Sea, and a few guys i never saw anything in.

Its based on a stoey by Charles Dickens i never read and was temade in the 20s but i'm not sure if thats available

huh theres also a rankin bazss one from the 60s, but this is griffth so imma do this

after the title we se a guy in i think a sailor outfit or some kinda military thng hugging his fam bye

he goes off and we see a guywait its him hug a gir and say cr-p to her

he smooches her and goes off with a pack o cr-p

 then we see a big guy hugging the girl in the home and this guy in a coat saying class handle with care wait its glass, and he waves a d0ng or somerhin by their faces

then an angry guy comes in this place and waves his hands with paper stuck to en then goes of as these old brits with 1 looking like a man sit own

a guy omes in looking like mr bean or black adder and takes the youger girl against her will as he has a bill or something i guess a property deed as she's his property

she dont wanna o with him as i guess he's a soviet or gonna b0ne her and he smooches her on the mouth with his mouth

main guy goe in the king Cedrick inn and has a ug of what i think is beer

he nearly gets in a fight with some guy yelling at another guy, then regrets it and runs off

he's in a neighborhhod and sees the guy who bought the girl he likes i think go by with more girls and i thin hes a p-mp and follows em

as the guy tries to b0ne the girl he umps on him and they fight until he picks up and rock and mashs the p-mps head with a cantelope used for it busting

jk really hw follows em devolvedly and possibly dunk

he runs of back to the bar and seems bummed but a guy ineither a coat or dress omes in andjokes around

he gives main guy a beard and they leace as a clown uggles and main guy gets on a disguise as i think a yiddish peddler

he goes out and gets a ride in a horse and wagon and gets dope off at a place

in this home he chick who got sold is a maid or slave or w/e an has a baby sgw looks after and hugs a guy who might be the one who bouht her

the main guy in disuise acomes in and they gie him coffee or tea but he spills it and  when sold girl comes to help he wispers something to her

she cleans it up andther go to a room and these 2 guys talk

k so i rewatched it and think they sld the chick cuz the paper hands guy was who they owed money and she old her or w/e

1 guy is the guy who bought her ad has eyebrows and th ther gy as sideburns an looks in to see main guy out of costume and hugging her

he tells eyebrows and is gonna go in but this lady gets their attention and chick comes out of the room

te sideburns guy has a seat and chixk tends to him but ge dont want it and she goes

he gets a gun andis gonna go in but queers out and gets a candle and puts it out then looks at the fire place

main guy gets his disguise on like Cutey Honey or Sailor Moon and meets up wth chick outside but sideburns follows but  gives up and goes bck to cry like a sissy instea of getting his woman back lik George Washington trying to reclaim his property that escaped

in the hoe the ills paper on hands guy wasis a girl looking sad and the man chic returns and i thought they were the sae one

the man ldy goes in a room and1 girl locks it and the one who was there 1st crys

other chick man chick i mean brings main guy in and he takes of his beard and they are happy

the to run out and in the house she escape from, sideburns finds some white thing on a table

the trio meets some guys in tuxedoes like Sailor Mooon but more hetero

eyebrows goes to the home to get his woman while weaing a white suit with flowers but opens the closet and finds the man lady wh tells him what happened

he smacks her with the flowers and they run out an find main guy and the chick who was gonna be sold married i think by the guys in the park

in his place, sidebura has a chick come to him and bring i think main gu and the other chic an hes gonna gp bu after seeing main guy and his wman are toether, he gets bachis gorl

the oher guys come in ans celebrate andeven i think eyebrows come in and congradulates em

the end

that wasn't bad

surprised there were no intertitles

turns out accordering to back door, aids bag, soom bottom, gender offender, cripple nipples, banana crammer, soy by, frooty booty, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants, queer aS a deer with a steer in ts rear, aids of spades wikipeda, the guys sister is blind and he went to sea and was off for three years

then he ame back and his gf was gnna e marred off to an old spur puss she hated but the sideburns guy mstook main guy as his womans ex butt buddy andhe only wanted her help to get his girl

also the eyebrows sour puss saw the errr of his ways ad stopped being crotchetey

i guess this was made for people who  already knew the story o read the book

lie Yugioh games made for people who know how to play the card game

its well done but if it hd tirle cards or i had the guy describing the story and chRACTERS lik in the 1900s i' like it more

or had the programme saying who does what

its well made and has good style and filming

its got that 00s filming feel and work s and has nice costumes

i had some touuble tells apart the characters or who's what, but its still pretty cool

a sign of things to come for later Griffith Works

And Dickens did this one more lite and clean insteas of depressing like, actually i think most of his stuff has good endings

the sour puss becoming nice was from a Christmas carol

and it wasn't mostly of poors like oliver twist

glad I saw this one, its pretty good

For The Cricket On The Hearth 2 I want it to be 20 years later and they have a daughter who's a tough chick and female body builder who goes to America to help the Confederates in the Civil War. Also its an 8 bit run n gun game on Sega Master System, Game Gear, Nes, Game Boy, TG16, Atari 7800 and Lynx where you play as her and fight through Confederate Towns to get to te Yankee area and the final boss is lincon's body guard you gotta hold off for 1 minute as John Wilkes Booth takes care of business!

The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch Review

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The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch

This is my review on The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch from the distant future year o George Armstrong Custer of 1912(99 years before Transformers The Heamasters)

Its direded by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess./The Uchanging Sea.

It stars Blanche Sweet from A Corner In Wheat/Judith Of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or Thou Shalt Not Kill, Charles West from The King of Kings/Duck Soup/The Grapes of Wrath/The Unchanging Sea, Dorothy Bernard from The House Of Darkness, Wikipedia described sodomite Harry Hyde from Judith Of Bethulia, Christy Cabanne from Judith of Bethulia/The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The House Of Darkness, William A. Carroll from Judith Of Bethulia, Frank Evans from The Musketeers of Pig Alley, Wilfred Lucas from Intolerance/Flesh and Blood/The Count of Monte Cristo 1934/Cleopatra 1934/The Devil-Doll/Mary of Scotland/Mr. Smith Goes to Washington/Santa Fe Trail, W. Chrystie Miller from A Corner in Wheat/The Tender Hearted Boy(aww how nice)/Judith of Bethulia,  Opperman from Judith of Bethulia/Tillie's Punctured Romance/The House of Darkness/The Unchanging Sea, Anthony O'Sullivan from The Gibson Goddess, Alfred Paget from The Musketeers of Pig Alley/Judith of Bethulia/Intolerance/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness, W. C. Robinson from The Musketeers of Pig Alley/The Tender Hearted Boy)Judith of Bethulia/The Huuse Of Darkness, ad a few guys i n evr saw in cr-p

i never saw tis b4 but lie D W Griffith an Blanche Sweet so imma give it a shot

hu, ts basd on work by Bret Harte, the 1800s author, not the wwf guy. He did The Outcasts of Poker Flat, The Luck of Roaring Camp and Salomy Jane.

after ttle we get text sayong th goddess takes a walk nd we see  blNMCHE going around the outside by a valey or w/e

she goes through yown and the guys go wilsd and title ard sez she mets a tenderfood prospector

shw meets a nerdy guy in a uit and a hat and pick and he gows on

then title sez bluegrass pete an an opertine koment

so pete wacks a snake i think with an axe or something to save blanche and she heads home in a cabin like Birth of a Nation

She goes out and a guy looking like if tru deau was a real man comes by an they smooch as some guys walks around

he goes off and then title sez her sster frm the city visits

they hug and shes dressed fancy abd in a big a55 hat bt not an a55hat

blanche goes out to be ith her man but goes in and sister is with the man

pete comes by and wait thats her bf hes pete and brings his homie over the goes off with siuster as blanche waches em making out

in the real version they wer b0ning

she goes hme and they cone back and they see ashamed but sister  seen trying to beg for forgiveness

blanche pulls away and pulls out a gun, then fires into both of em, as they overact and die

jk really thery reconcile and blanche goes n but the suster/pete hug

blanche ges upset and spazzes out inside but nt as bad as a reditor when you point out the soviets didn't support banana crammers

he looks out abd sees sister and pete run of and blanche goes back in

suster/pete go to some plse and hes got gold i think and blanche is leaving

suster and pete go off but a guy follows em and watches em hite it then pete goes off

blanche is leacing and hears the plot to rob pete wile hiding in the ushes and the bad guys stop by to talk

but is glad pete is gonna get whats coming to him for betraying her

is his where pete from Disney came from?

cuz steam boa willies was like 16 years after this

so the bad guys come in and feel up sister and lance laughs at dat b--ch getting wats coming to er but sees the error of her ways and  freaks out and runs aving her arms like a black guy

a title cars sez petes pal was recgnizes and restrained from a desparate deed hch meas he's gona either b0ne her or wack her

sisters toed up and left there but a title csrd sez a lit cigarette forgot in the robbers haste lights up the cabin

shes gonna get burned at the stake like witchcrafters in the past earned through practicing the black arts

we see smoke filling up re area and blanche got guys from town  who get in a gunfight with the robbers and waste the bad guys

the cain burns with good effects of fire around sister that i'm ot sure how they did other than cutting between frames of fire and her

or maybe having the fire in front of te camera and her in the background

so some guy in a black hat saves sister and lance goes off with greengorn or w/e who i think fiyd gold

the end

hat was prtty good

simple and decent

nice acting and filming

typical of the era

good effects

blanche and her blonde hair worked in here

i never read the book or w/e but this was decent

it holds up and tells a decent story that was used often later with things like soap operas and Degrassi and robotech with romance and bbterayal

Glad I saw this

For The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch 2 I want the greenhorn to break into an ancient temple underground and find treasure of advanced tech, but then there's an attack by seagull people from the cloud city and he and blanche have to use that tch to fight em off. Also its an 8 it game on Sega master system, Game Gear, Nes, Game Boy, G16, Atari Lynx and 7800 where you play as Blanche and/or the greenhorn in power armor and fight through airships and sky cities and dimem=nsional areas to beat the seagull people.

The Unchanging Sea Review

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The Unchanging Sea

This is my rev iew on The Unchanging Sea from the istant future year to Genhis Khan but not Rasputin as he was alive then, of 1910(120 years before Rootech Season 2 with Thicc Dana in that tight uniform and having shower scenes in the uncut version)

Its diredec by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess.

I stars Arthur V. Johnson from Romance of a Jewess/The Gobson Goddess, Gladys Egan from Romance of a Jewess/A Corner in Wheat, Mary Pickford fromn Sparrows/The Gibson Goddess, Charles West from The King of Kings/Duck Soup/The Grapes of Wrath, Dell Henderson from Intolerance, Kate Bruce from The Tender Hearted Boy(Which I never aw bt is a kind heart softening titl;e)True Heart Susie/Way Down East/The House Of Darkness, George Nichols(Ancestor of Louie from Robotech?) from The Gibson Goddess, Frank Opperman from Judith of Bethulia/Tillie's Punctured Romance/The House of Darkness, Alfred Paget from The Musketeers of Pig Alley/Judith of Bethulia/Intolerance/The Romance Of A jewess/ The House Of Darkness, Dorothy West from The Goddess, ad some guys i never saw in anuthing

I never saw this but its Griffith so its probably good

Its based on a poem by Charles Kingsley who was a socialist and evolutionist, but he hated the irish and after bi den, tru deau, ba rock and kathleen kenney ran their tings into the ground, many agree.

after a title ard and 1 saying its based on the poem te three fishers,  we get a poem talking of three fishes sailing west like journey to the west with son wukong and the pig guy born in the wrong body but didntget surgery to desroy healthy tissue

they each had gfs waiting on them in town and we see this line of houses all looking the sam as a guy and his long haired gf come out

thy run around and have fun on the beach and love each other andgo by a crowd of guys where he smooches his woman

thenthey go home and it cuts to m going to sea so i guess they b0ned

he goes off in a boats a55 and it sez a poem of men working and women crying, but they get it easy before the feminists got women to work ad ruined everything

i blme the soviets o their fans sent to ruin the 1st world

so the guys go out to sea and 1 woman stays waving and raising 1 arm like a wave or roman salute

ttle card asks will they ever return and chickgoes out again and looks at the boundlss abyss of the sea full of demons and ykai, then goes back crying

wait tat was an othr crying, this one comex up and talks to a guy

then title card sez still hopeful they'll return and more women wait by the sea

a spurm whale plows onto the beach done by a big rubber d0ng and makes spatic erkings before dying

jk but that wopul be cool

then text sez three corpses were on the sand and the chicks arw bummed and no like in prison wth the aids bags

then we see the bodes on the shore moved by the waves and more poem of women cruing

guys bring the bodies backbut  is still alive and moves but we dont see his face

the main chick as a baby now from the b0ning and goes out to the beach and looks around

then title card saying he's healthy ut lost his memory like Darien in Sailor Moon or The Other Yugi

he's brought around in a fishing outfit and a title card sez its years later

the chick has a new hairstyle and her kid is like 10 and they go to the beach where she runs around

chick talks to a man of the sea and he's still in another place fishing

then the daughter is grown and she/mom walk by the ships and daughter bumps into a guy i think is the dad

the chicks go home anf uy follows and seems confusedas he stans outside looking at it

the chics go back to the beavh and the guy sits with em and hangs with daughter

then wait i think it not the da but a bf of the girl and  i think they6 get married and he goes to sea as mom is bummed

at the sea this guy goes around and chck crys at the beach

tile card sez familiar scenes restore his meory and he meets a guy who brings him to the woman

they reconcile an hug and the film ends with a new beginning like InuYasha or Iyahaya Nantomo

The End

hat was pretty good

kind of sad but ended well and on a positive note

good acting and you could see theemotions like joy at the beach

good story and the filming was mostly done in a few places and its got a charm to it

i notice the outfits could pass for modern with fishing gear

good use of the bodies in the sea and there's a lot of White outside and hardly any dark tints

its pretty well made and simple but holds up

Griffith did well in this earlier film and its not an epic like birth of a nation but isn't trying to be

glad i saw this one

And I like how she never gave up on hm and kept coming back to the beach for years

For The Unchanging Sea 2 I want a whale to land on the beach and be spazzing out and they gotta find a way to take it out. After many attemps the monster bites it and they make it into Sushi. Also its an 8 bit game on Sega Master System, game gear an sg-1000, game boy, nes, th16, Atari 7800 and lynx where you ply as the son in law who tries different things as mini games to ice the whale and after all are done, we get a cooking one making sushi.

The Gibson Goddess Review

 Note: I spell like Mel

The Gibson Goddess

This is my revie on The Gibson Goddess from th distant future year to mary the elephant of 1909(120 years before Roboech Seaon 2)

Its directe by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness.

It stars Kate Bruce from The Tender Hearted Boy(Which I never aw bt is a kind heart softening titl;e)True Heart Susie/Way Down East, William J. Butler from Judith of Bethulia-/The House Of Darkness, Arthur V. Johnson from Romance of a Jewess, James Kirkwood from Santa Fe/I Dream of Jeanie/Two Rode Together, Mary Pickford fromn Sparrows, Billy Quirk from Intolerance, Gertrude Robinson from Judith of Bethulia, Mack Sennett from a lot, anmd a number of giys i never saw in anything or aint on back dooe, aids bag, Sodom bttom, gender offener, Creator hater, any a55 soy boy, beta male, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants, liar supplier, qyer as a deer with a steer in its rear Wikipedia who thinks ibeace is queer even though he didn't identify as that but goes wuith any other made up identidy

i never saw this b but its Griffith so its proably good

after titlr we see people standing around with floppy stiks and a few chicks come by that gets the guy interested

he goes after em as does another guy anfshe goes in a building but a bumcha guys wanna go in after her

i think 1 is a midget and she leves with the guys fawning aftr her and following with 1 walkinh all swishy like a quer

she walks by guys by a hedge an more guys follow tl she sits on a bench

all the guys truy to sit on the bench but she eaves and they clash but go on

i this where Minerva Mink from Animaniacs got it from?

In Arthur is characters with double letter names like Buster Bunny and Francine Frensky, which makes me think: In their future they'd wind up with Maxi Mounds, Chelsea Charms, Pandora Peaks, Lexi Luxe, and Minerva Mink!

sge goes by a wood thing by the sea andca ailor or sea captain sees he and digs a hole in the sand for a few shovels, sits in it then goes as another guy follows

the title card sez alone at last lkw the dbz episode tansformed at last and shes by thr sea

she sits on a wood cylinder and reads and a guy omec out from underground and its the sea captain like im the simpsons but like violence jack oav 1

then a swarm of guys come from under the pier and have walking sticks as there was probably some chaotic event that damaged peoples legs in the 1800s/1900s that THEY covered up

she eventually notices shes surrounded by guys like me watching tv in my grandmas plae in the 90s an not knowing my cousins came over

she walks off and the men follow afyer standing around for a while and pbably having b0ners so if they walk the man things come out of the skin

btw the film is really devolved and the ackgroun looks like a foggy mess like silent hill or an N64 game

unless thats how it looed that ay from some unknown event

so she lightly runs into a builing and the men swarm like gaijin trying to b0ne a Human girl

inside she talks with a main or slave and tital card sez a new wa ti get rid of those guys

\she dresses in an outfit seen as hot for the 1900s and goes oyt wearing a oat or cloak

the guts follow her to th pier abdi think its a 1900s swinsuit  nd the guys o up to her, bow and walk off frootily

totle card sez only the braive deserve the fair and this moustache guy walks with her arm in arm

they go to a fence and she walks off with him practically j-zzing in his pants and a buncha guys come byacting prissy

chick returns and the guy with mutton chops the hair style or go nagai sideburns goes off wuih her

at the pier the other guys are there and no on here has names but not like franklin with bear and goose and beave and snail

worst idea; franklin; the movie! its a darker edgier take on the series. franklin is a bada55 snapping turtle with battle scars. bear is the muscle of his group. snail is a guy who is missing his arms and legs but is a master strategist. they are fighting daemons in a post apocalyptic future and use big guns that shoot hexagram and swastika bullets to kill the daemons. they fight in battle mech armor exosuits and are fighting to free the planet from being slaves to the daemons.

so they go ack an she takes of the cloak as the other guys laugh and overact more than bulk and skull in power rangers and walk by em

k according to wikipdia the outfot was a cr-ppy swimsuit and the gil is Nanette Ranfrea with te guy being Commodore Fitzmaurice

will he fight the soviets in 1917 when America fights em?

the end

but that wasn't bad

good filmimg, simple thing, and lov winning out with heart over looks

the acting is over the top but that prase was from ww1 with guys going over the top of the trenches so its not canon

its got few titlecards and tells the story visually as well as physically

its said to be a comedy but it didn't make me laugh, but many things dont

i assume the film wa devolved to cover the things in the background THEY didn't want us to see

but its not bad and has a lit upbeat thing that was probably pretty ood for the 1900s

Glad I saw this one

And all the guy wanting her is like Yuria in Hokuto No Ken

For The Gibson Goddess 2 I want ww1 to start and the commodore is at sea and encounters a mosasaur and his crew fight it but a uso attacks and its a 3 way battle. Also its a 16 bit Shmup on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where you play as thecommoore in an experimental shuo from ancient tech and fight sea beasts like dolphins and orca and fighters launched by the uso and battle to beat the Mosasaur as the game boss after being hi by a mutation beam from the USO that makes it a big devolved kaiju thing lke the plant thing biolante or w/e in Godzilla.

A Working Man Review

 Note: I spell like a worker

A Working Man

This is my review on A Working Man from the ditant fuure year of 2025 (When Transformers Victory Happened

Iyts fdirected by David Ayer who did nothing I saw

it stars Jason Statham from Ghosts of Mars/The Transporter/Collateral/Cellular/The Expendables, Jason Flemyng from 1994 The Jungle Book/Rob Roy/From H=ll/Rock Star/The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen/The Curious Case of Benjamin Button/Kick-A55/X-Men: First Class, the occultic Michael Pena from The Lincoln Lawyer/Turbo/Touched by an Angel/2003 The Twilight Zone/American Dad!, David Harbour from Kinsey/Brokeback Mountain/2005 War of the Worlds/Law & Order/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/Law & Order: Criminal Intent/Drunk History(thats a number of purvo series), anima supremacity Emmett J. Scanlan from Guardians of the Galaxy 001/A.D. The Bible Continues, Andrej Kaminsky from Enemy at the Gates, Ricky Champ from Law & Order: UK, Max Croes from Rocketman, from Ride and a buncha guys, often Poles, i never aw in anuting or ant on back door, aids bag, frooty booy gender offender, banana crammer, Sodom bottom, Creator hater, 

its based on a book Levon's Trade by Chuck Dixon that i neve read anmd written by Sylvester Stallone

Its not related to the Working Man Trilogy which is gay xxx  nor the 2019 film Working Man nor the 1933 bette davis movie The Working Man

After credits and logoes for a while title we see war scenes, we see Jason living in his pickup truckand going to workin a foggy construction site full of gsijin

this coworkers daughter is kinda whiny and wants a lot of cr-p dad can't afford and seems like a brat

some toughs come by and ea up a gaijin worker so ason kicks their a55es with construction tools like a ninja and 1 guy gets a shotgnon the toughs so they leae

i think they were mexicoes and daughter is impressed but he sez u didn't see sh-t and she sez she knows how to break fingers

He goes by a home and this beta whines of him being unssfe anda killer and not fit for the people he wants to see, i think his kids, and teases him of wanting to his him and being violent

Jason brings i think his daughter to get a burger and gives her a photo he took of her and the mom who i think got iced and kid sez grandpa took moms photos down

id is mad at him for being ead and he goes to a legal thing that sez he needs less time with his kids for having a brain wound and ptsd

he sez grandpa blames him for his daughter suiciding when he waa overseas in war and its revealed the granpa has 1000 $ an hour lawyers who'll attrition him til he's out

Jason gprs in a cr-ppy home or hotel and theres bloodstains i the mattress probably from butt b00ning and butt breaking

a party goe on with i think born to be alive playing and wuile leaving the bathroom this chick i think the daghte brat gets captured by some soviet looking guys

later the coworker sez brat went missing and the cops are no hep ad they need his help to save her but he sez he cant as its not who he is anymore

he goes to the woods to see a guy he saved whos using a crossbow or w/e and sez to go all out no halfzees and he dont need his permission

Jason talks woth i think co worker as moonlight sonata plays and Jason sez corer helped him as a family after his woman ate her hun or did seppuku and the war.

he take coworkers booze as symbolism andsez he'd do it angoes out on a butt hunt with going by seedy bars of drugs and inding a piece of her neclacein an alley

after using a tracking thing on thebartendrrs car he goes to his place as bartendr does drugs like a criminal

he grilles him and bartender asks if hes a cop but Jason sez you wish and waterboards him in the bathtub to find the guys he works for wipe out bloodlines

2 guys come in and open fire but Jason uses bartender as a shield ad blows the guys out and finds its the oviets

in a grey cell with some light, representing sme hope brat  sez sorry and wishes she was strong likemom or w/e

Jason watchesthis soviet guy go in a building and its the arkeeps home but the say wheres the money and this is a shotgun wound but thres no shotgun anwhy they shoot each other

Jason jr call to say hi and aftr tha he follows the soviets and theres a number of long scenes w/o dialogue and visuals holding it like a silent film

Jason sneaksin the soviet place, takes out this guy and when guy waes uphes tied to a chair by a pool for Jason to kick him in if he's too lou

guy its a soviet from the barkeep placesez "why now who I am?!" and "you stole from me and i'll go after 3 generations"

Jason throws back the money saying hes not a thief and wants the 19 year old they took and soviet boss goes on a oviet trade

after saying f u too much and oo liud ason sends him i the drnkand kills a murderer/crime  lord/purvo, how offensive to demons in human flesh. is this a hate crime?

Jason has his phone translate the soviet tirade and goes off asa higher soiet, i thin the guys dad wants revenge on Jason

brat sez he name and rnts names cuz shes stooped andthis chick in a surgical mask like a beta make swears at her and tells her to eat her f ing food

imagineif they did the African thing and fattened her p to sell to a big black guy who likes that like all those guys on the learning channel who are into 800lb women

Jason calls a big black guywho se to check a bar the soviets use meth

ason goes there anthe secrutiy lay watching the camras sends a guy who iced someone and blamed anotherto checkon Jason who se he ants recrenational cr-p and uses a gun to avoid losing a knife fight as he carrys mney

they think hes a cop and check him for a badge but he beats out a buncha guys til a big black guy sez enough and sees they are both army men and sells him drugs

Jason goes to a pancake house blackasaurl him ofad gives drugs to i think the video chick and guy who iced the guy and blamed another tha looks like a cowboy

he dries on and blackasaur sez the drugs are under is seat and he throws em in the river to poison the fish and make cocaine catfish the sequel to cocainum bear

thisdevolvedguy tries doing stuff to a girl but she bites him and he whines how hes supposed to be asleep

blackasaur ha Jason get a suitto go meet a black guywho has him turn off his phone and a eurotrash guy looking like jjared leto who figures asons not the name he sez and thinks Jason is small potatos amd eutrotreah is big potatoes

eurotrah sez text bunny emoji for drugs and eggplant emoi for i think b0ning on a burner phone

Jason dymps the drugs in a bathroom sink an checks the phone anlatr he by some olace by the woods at night and the bads attack withguns and ra ashe races off n a motorcycle in the woods

hes caught by cops working for the soviets and 2 soviets say the poole guy was their uncle and tie hm up but he kicks em out and beats on em in close combat like nfernape while stringing 1 u and grappling with a gun that wastes the drier

the van tips and he gets open a tool box and beats 1 guy ead and the other he caps thendumps the van in the river

higher soviet identifies the bodies and gets a war council as e seefancy fropty eirotrash guys by a creepy circus like the frechies

jared leto eirotrash hassles a guy for f ing a guys face by biting it open and needingdozens of stitches to reattack the cheek

higher soviet tells jared eurorash asons hunting hi ad eutotrash whines of being seen as radioactive by his fam as i guess he has the aids

the bdssearch oline and find his family and stats andas grandpa does yoga cuz hes a beta male and nto the occult a guy is behind him with a tool

Jason gets his daughter cuz grandpa wasn't there an she jokes that Jason kille d him but he sez he f'd bad guys and dont wnt his loved ones getting it

she checks the phone and sees grandpa is athome and they come by there withthe house burning

Jason saves grandpa who blames Jason for bringing the violence and Jason jr sezjaso saved him

jasn slugs grandpa out, lifts him up, ad throws him back in the fire

jk really grandpa sez toget the cops and goes to the hospital and Jason drops jr at his eyeless crossbow homie who has a lot of guns for Jason

Jaso tells Jr she's miss a few days of school and she cant come

as brat teen is driven in the car by captors, she wigs it kicing theseat tol they crash and runsin the brght moonlit woods, cuts the hand tape on a wood and runs in another direction

this is why you stay in shape, in case you gotta run

the captors worry of going back to jail to be b0ned and she sops a cop carbwho brings her back to the captors as they wor for em

cant trust the gov

they throw her in the water and i think will ice her but the devolved guy calls and wants a 2nd date with her

Jason is sneaking around like a ninja  wasting guys then straps a thing a a guy that blows him and caps guys

ared leto eurotrash has a grl at gunpoint and Jasonblows a hle in his hans a55 and asks where the brat is

eurotrah asks why risk everything or her and Jason sez if i tell you where she is, you let me live?

Jason sez he might give a fake address and he drives with him as eurotrash calls bray a wh=re and Jason buts him in the face

pow right in the kisser or in his case, d0ng sucker

they get to the farm house or w/e the cops took em and eurotrash sez he works with guys to catch girl and sell em and if he didn't someonesels would

Jason sez they were human beings ad if eurotrash ha a aughter he'd undertand then sends eurotrash to h e double England

blackasaur seesjason toom out a buncha soviets ahnd is ar the house so they scramble

Jason goes in and takes out more guys as the captors takebrat to the devolved guy looking lie George in seinfel and have hetied up from the ceiling and devilved guys gonna cut her open a maybe f her guts

jason goes in the ballroom wasting guys like a Schwarzenegger movie and thisn loos lie a emb=[le dark groups use for teir metings

theb blacasaur comes inwth his udes like  reverse birth of a nation with the bad guys oming to stop the hero

ason fights the cowbo and ends him then fights blackasaur in a knife fight and stucks that sasquatch wih his own machete

Jason  busts in the torture room, 1 shots the devolved guy, and brutally beats man captor as brat uses her thighs to strangle the female captor

jasn busts te male captors head on brick but it dont splatter but should and frees chick brat

Jason bring bra andues a blue tooth on a video screen on his chest to aim the gun over a table and end a machine gun nut then a grnade on the other

they leave on bmotocycle anhigher soviet cals his boss and is told to let him go but high soviet wont turn the other cheek to the man who did his kids

boss sez the brotherhood comes before business and high soviet screams but his head dont blow for sme reason

Jason brings back brat andher fam is happy and he goes to his crossbow homies place to get his daughter and sez he nicke himself shaving

alo this is widescreen and colored by muted colors but not too dingy

the end

That was petty good

nice action and good fight scenes

nice story and good characters

bada55 and stong about a manly guy beating up awful guys

seeing an honorable guy use sill to remove the scum of the earth is pretty bada55 like a Samurai cutting down bandits and gaijin

its got hard hits and is well filmed and lie John Wick but more brittish and more beatings than bullets

i liked it. It was pretty cool

For A Working Man 2 I want the high rank soviet ho's fam got iced by Jason to use his crime loot to make a power suit that lets him fight even with statham and he comes after him. But each fight gets  stopped before the finishing blow from some random thing like a stampede of cattle or tornado or 1 falls off the car they fight on or tsunami. In the end they have 1 final deaty match an Jason pnches through him and he blows apart in a spra of blood and chunks. Its also an 8 bit fighting game on Sega Master System, SG-1000, Game Gear, Nes GameBoy, TG16, Atari Lynx and 7800 where you play as Jason or the bad guy an fightguys til you et to the rival and fight and after a few rounds it ends and loops.

Brannigan Review

Notw: My kepboard s bad but i spell woth a zap

Brannigan

This is my review on Brannigan fron th distant future year to Amercan Hero John Wilkes Booth of 1975(50 years before Transformers Vctoey)

Its directed by Douglas Hickox who did The Giant Behemoth which kinda s-cked

It stars Elite Alpha Male John Wayne from Bardelys the Magnificent\the 28 Noah's Ark\the 30s The Three Musketeers\Blue Steel\Stagecoach\Angel and the Badman\Red River\Fort Apache\The Quiet Man\\Hondo\The Searchers\The Alamo\The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance\How the West Was Won\McLintock!\The Greatest Story Ever Told\The Green Berets\Chisum\Big Jake\Cahill U.S. Marshal\Star Wars the 77 one/The Lucky Texan/True Grit, Richard Attenborough from A Matter of Life and Death/Brighton Rock/The Great Escape/A Bridge Too Far/Jurassic Park/1994 Miracle on 34th Street/The Lost World: Jurassic Park/Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat/Jurassic World, Judy Geeson from 60s Berserk!/Inseminoid/The Plague Dogs/Mad About You/Touched by an Angel, Mel Ferrer from 50s Scaramouche/The Sun Also Rises, John Vernon from The Outlaw Josey Wales/National Lampoon's Animal House/Airplane II: The Sequel/Ernest Goes to Camp/-Killer Klowns from Outer Space/Heavy Metal/Batman: Mystery of the Batwoman/Batman: The Animated Series/jim Hensons Dinosaurs/90s Fantastic Four/Pinky and the Brain/Mortal Kombat: Defenders of the Realm/Spider-Man: The Animated Series/Duckman/90s The Incredible Hulk/Pinky, Elmyra & the Brain, Daniel Pilon from Left Behind, Ralph Meeker from The Dirty Dozen and Millard Mitchell from The Day the Earth Stood Still/The Naked Spur, Lesley-Anne Down from Countess Dracula/Night Trap/Death Wish V: The Face of Death/The Nanny/A Family of Cops, Sodomus Barry Dennen from Fiddler on the Roof/Jesus Christ Superstar/The Shining/Trading Places/Superman III/Titanic/Heavenly Sword/60s Batman/Batman: The Animated Series/Animaniacs/Batman Beyond/non anime Avatar: The Last Airbender/The Dark Crystal, John Stride frpm The Omen 1, James Booth(Not John Wilkes) from Zulu/Airport '77, Arthur Batanides from The Ten Commandments/Spartacus/60s The Twilight Zone/The Dick Van Dyke Show/Star Trek/Happy Days, Kathryn Leigh Scott from 70s The Great Gatsby/70s The Incredible Hulk/Little House on the Prairie/The A-Team/Star Trek: The Next Generation/The Goldbergs, Brian Glover from Alien 3, Don Henderson from The Ghoul/Star Wars/Red Dwarf, Tony Robinson from Blackadder (blicketee black), Tony Booth from nothin I saw, ad a fw guys i aint seen in anything but are on back door, aids bag, sopdom, bottom, gender offender, Creator hater, frooty booty, sbanams crammer queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants Wikipedia, which calls Acupuncture a pseudoscience but thinks eps teen iced himself

I never saw this b4but its got John Wayne so its probably good.

Its sometimes called Joe Battle according to bac door, aids bag, gender offender, Sodom bottom, frooty booty, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, Creator Hater, banana crammer, hippie stoner egan peta tree kung fu base on plants Wikipedia who thinks blood type diets dont work but guys can turn chick.

after logoes we get tile and credits in widescreen and 70s color wit close ups of a bada55 gun and p0rn0 music

we see a ner printing money and own wayne kicks the door in and sez nock nock and grills him for where this guy the grand jury indicted is

he's told the guy split town an john wayne puts this gun in plastic he threatene him with down so nerd pulls it on him but is not loaded

ohn wayne ties him up an the ner sez theres a bounty on him an he's dead and he walks off and leaves him for the cops

as john waybe booth walks to his car the cops bring him back and have someone get his car and they drive to more credits

Christopher Trumbo? lie the commie Dalton Trumbo?

they go to the air port and lt is sening john wayne to soviet England to bring back the guy he was hunting

the brits talk of them sending jim brannigan and john Vernon aka Rupert thorne in batman 90s not damin thtone from the omen is the bad guy i think and is told the DA can't touch him here

i think he puts a hit on brannigan john wayne and brannigan arrives from half cibilizied Chicago to devolved England and a guy i think a hitman is there

a female cop blone meets brannigan and sez sir Charles ishandling his eturn trip and other cr-p and shes his assistant to look out for him as a p r job

the hitman watches and bad guy and his roog say things are going on and go to the pool or bath house

brannigan wants sleep and is driven by blonde who sez the 3 things wrong with Americans are over paid over s=xe and over here

brannihan calls blone ginny like the harry pooter charater and sez she loaned him money and was a good friend but blonde worries they were b0ning

we see throne in the pool swimming naked and we see his a55 like on sponebo and the simpsons then we see him being scrubbed and massauged

the massauger is beat out and guys use chemicals on a rag to ko throne and slip him in a yellow plastic thing to kidnap him

blone drops off brannigan to a mens club to see sir Charles and has him wear a tie

he meets the geezer from Jurassic park an want a Polish Drink and talks of how bad guy go away cuz of bail

sir chairld Jurassic park guy sez he got sir from an ancestor and wants breakfast as thats his timezone thing and Charles wants him not to have a gun as England prefers being knifed by gaijin

Brannigan sez he's working under Chicago andbrit geezr Charles sez dont use it but goes off and returns wanting the Polish beer and sez the bad guy was kidnappe

in a big black car the hitman comes to waste brannigan and stops by a place saying private tuition in French which lie englan ins't American

he gets a letter from a frooty guy from Chicago and sez half now half when the job is done

htman sez its light and frooty guy lets htiyman have a woman there who i th is a h--ker and he strangles her as he's into that

Charles who is chuck and might be f--ked or butt f--k sez the massauger is beat out and brannigan thiks they otta go out paying for info lie modern cop work while chuck the butt f--k cu-k whines of America's murder rate and whines of his gun

blone drives brannigan around and black car hitman comes after john wayne from behind li many English men want to do to Americans but relly have done to them by gaijin

at night hitman is by brannigans place and blonde leaves then drives off loudly in his cr-pmobile

brannigan drinks as hes an irish and the next day we get a recording from bad guy saying pay this much money in piccadilly circus and no cops

the lawyer for bad guy gave it to the cops an brnnigan questions it but chuck the s=ck sez they voiceprinted it and its him

brannigan sez theyd be paying it from money from h--kers and we see this times square lie place withthe lawyer there and brannigan andblonde in a car near

bad guy sez he smells brannigan an we see awyer drive across London bridge and slides packages into a red mail thing insome place

soon the mail man comes up as theres protesters against something going by and the mail man gets the mail

brnnigan thinks its too simple and follows em mail main brings it to the post office and blonde watches where it went

a mototcycle guy comes inand gets some packages and leaves as brannigan follows and theres no fialogue like a silent film

the guythrows th package in the water and brannigan throws the bike nerd in but finds th packages had newspaper in em

the mailbox was tampered with and had a plug in the butt that let em change packages from the sewer lie the ninja turtles and get away

john waybe return t hs pararment and ntuces somethings up and we see behind the door is a shotgun ready to go off

the barrel behind the door

h checks with a lay and finds a guy was there and he kicks in the door from the bottom at an angle and it goes off missing him

he then gets the shower line to pull the toilet flusheer with the door closed and it blows

brannigan has dinner with blonde an looks into thins to find this guy blonde sez is a stoolie is part of it

brannigan sez a while ago his rookie partner got his head blown off by a crook after brannigan but brannigan hated him but it was his on to keep him alie teil he could handle it and f'd up

chuck the butt suck f--k calls em in and sez something i wasn paying attention to, i think the paper reported on them

branigangoes to see the guy who pulls a knife on him when brannigan gets hard butn brannigan kicks his legs out and beats him down then is gonna bust the guys teeth on the desk til he tells the next guy to go after

brannigan; unless u anna go for englans free dental care

me; but their teeth are rotting and devolved

Also me: What if an englishman sucked yo d0ng and his rotting teeth touched your pee ness and it rotted?

brannigan goes after th next guy later an in a bar or something and a dispute with chuck leade to puncheing and it quickly devolves into a bar brawl

a guy for the cops gets info on a guy with access to sewers under piccadilly curcus

they grill the h--ker who was strangled by hitan over giving hm the sewer maps or w/e and she sez she gave them to her bf freddywho i thought was queer

brannigan grills a drunk and put a teapot on the stove then checks the draer drunk didn't want him to see

he gets back and find drunk wih a bullet in his back and goes after the guy by commandeering a car and driving on the wrong side of the road

In Transformers Animated Ultra Magnus comes to Earth and drives around with Optimus who says "Here on Earth we drive on the Right side of the street" Me: Take DAT England! You ain't Urth!!

the car gets f;d up in the chase and jumping a bridge opening as the candya55 brit spazzes out

chuck not uncle chuck from sonic grills a guy and finds the guy he sold the plans to and brannigan sez its the guy who iced drunk

at night himan is by brannigans place and gets his gun and slencer which i think the movie will say makesit make no sound like a ninja magic

blonde goes to the car to get the notebook and hitman goes to ice her so in slo mo brannigan gets his gun and fires on him as he drives off

chick blonde is ok but get hat got hit and the next day chuck b--ches of brannigan using a gun and blames him een thoughhe saved the chick

brannigan gets a call saying a guy bought a lot of shares for 49 and sold em for 3 and hes got a gift for chucko f--ko sucko

lawyer is gonna pay the randsome and brannigan/chck say not to pay or they get bac him in chunks

a message comes in saying to contact him and tell lawyer to come soon and alone but lawyer se the bank needs 4 or 5 hours and bad guy sez bring it and they get a few more hours

lawyer sez to have chuc swan aka mr swan lik mr swan in mad tv not to have servailence and they find a homing evice on his car the cops put on

after some driving for a while, lawyer goes to an ol facory as the final battle has to be in a factory andbad guy wns to be let go

hes in cuffs andlawyer pulls a gun on him and sez never trust aybo and caps the 2 guys there thenlaughs with bad guy after pulling it off

they cut off his ring finger as a radsome thing and now they got 1 million dollars and an are gonna go to butt f--k south America with the cannibals andcrooks

then a homin device falls outta the money and brannigan busts in saying noc knock and would blow off his parts if he moves

they arrest the lawyer and bad guy but the hitman is comming and tries to run branniga over

Europe having killers from oher lands attacking people in cars? too soon!

so after a few drive bys tthe hitman gets a gun an i think misses him so he tries running him over

branigan gets is gun and puts a few bullets in him so he drives off a thing and the car blows for no reason

brannian sez bye to blonde and goes back to The 1st World as 70s music plays looing a the bridge then credits

the end

That was pretty cool

Good ohn Wayne being manly and American

A lot like a Western but like a 70s cop thing like the beastie boys sabotage video

Waybe was fun andthe other actors did well

I like how Vernon used his ripert thorne voice from 90s batman as this crime guy

good fipming and it had nice slo mo and good action

much is build up and a goo burst of action instead of non stop macbine gun of cr-p like modern things

i liked it and its pretty cool

a later john wayne ilm but like dirty harry bt John Wayne still has honor and skill

Glad I saw this

And its no Zap Brannigan frm Futurama

For Brannigan 2 I want them to take the jet across the sea but the bad guy gets out and makes a fuss and the plane goes down on an uncharted island in the Atlantic. There's ancient beasts there and John Wane and the bad guy gotta team up to get out and get to shore. Also its a 16 bit beat em up on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where 1 player is John Waye abd the other is Vernon and you beat up pygmy mammoth and Smilodon an glyptodon and wooly rhino and other things til you fight a sasquatch at the end as the boss and he has magic.

The Ghost Writer Review

Note; I spell like that 90s show with the dead slave helping kids read

The Ghost Writer

This is my revire on The Ghost Writer from the distant fiture year of 2010 (the year o transformers season 3 and robotech season 1)

Its directed by sodomizer roman Polanski who did Rosemary's Baby

It stars openly beta Ewan McGregor from Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace/Moulin Rouge!/Black Hawk Down/Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones/Big Fish/Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith/Angels & Demons/Jack the Giant Slayer/Star Wars: The Force Awakens/Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, pierce brosnan from Mrs. Doubtfire/Mars Attacks!/Seraphim Falls/Mamma Mia!/Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief/The Simpsons/The Love Punch, ew! Kim Cattrall from Police Academy 001/Big Trouble in Little China/Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country/aby Geniuses(which was good)butt f--king Crossroads/1979 The Incredible Hulk/Charlie's Angels/The Outer LimitsRugrats/The Simpsons, Olivia Williams from The Sixth Sense/Peter Pan/X-Men: The Last Stand, Tom Wilkinson from The Ghost and the Darkness/Smilla's Sense of Snow/The Full Monty/Rush Hour 1/The Patriot/Black Knight/2002 The Importance of Being Earnest/Batman Begins-/The Kennedys, Timothy Hutton from Iceman/The Dark Half/The General's Daughter/Kinsey, pit bull fan Jon Bernthal from Justice League vs. Teen Titans/The Accountant/Law & Order: Criminal Intent/Boston Legal/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/How I Met Your Mother/Numb3rs/Robot Chicken, Robert Pugh from Inseminoid/Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World/Kingdom of Heaven/2010 Robin Hood/Accused, David Rintoul from Peppa Pig, Polish Hebrew Eli Wallach from Baby Doll/The Misfits/How the West Was Won/1965 Genghis Khan//Mackenna's Gold/The Godfather Part III/60s Batman/Highway to Heaven/Law & Order, Jim Belushi Trading Places/Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe/Last Action Hero/Canadian Bacon/Jingle All the Way/Laverne & Shirley/Aaahh!!! Real Monsters/Duckman/Pinky and the Brain/Santo Bugito/Gargoyles/KaBlam!/Timon & Pumbaa/The Tick/Mighty Ducks/Hey Arnold!/Cow and Chicken*/Life with Louie//According to Jim/Rugrats/Robbie the Reindeer/The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius/Mad TV, Morgane Polanski from Vikings, Nyasha Hatendi from Law & Order: UK/Garrow's Law, and a lot of dinks i never saw anything on or ain't on back doo, candy a55, sy boy, beta male, aids bag, frooty booty, banana crammer, Creator hater, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu ased on plants, queer as a deeer with a steer in its rear, ener offender wikpedia who promotes lies abou history and calls the TRUTH "pseudo sience" or "cospiracy theories"

i never saw this but imma give it a shot and people said it was good

its based on a book the ghost by Robert harris that i never read

Ater logo we get cars going off a boat in the rain and1 is towed off as no ones in it

guys in a Japanese reataruant talk of a guy who ghostwrote someones memoris and it drove him to suicide

1 has a chance to i thin ghost write and he goes to a publishing thing with a metal detector as i guess they got too many gaijin in soviet England

so main guy meets the lawyers and such and sai he's not binging anything but his last thing made it to number 1 on a magician biography

cuz main guy knows nothing of plolitics he can ask the questuons that need it and they spent 10 million andmight get 2 illion back

they gotta get r dun in a month an main guy is a dity brit so he'd get the book subjets thing as hes one of them too

so main character goes out and gets beat up and his papers tlen and goes home to drink booze and talk with his agent wjo wants hm to come over an get paid 250 000 $ for a book already witten

i a bar main guy hears how the subject approved gaijin brits living in the third world interrogated with 1 allegedy biting it frm it

main guy thinks he was set up to get mugged and lea the book and goes o i tink soviet new York or maybe another part of candy a55 England were he talks with a blonde and signs a confidentiality agreement an not ro have the paper leave the room

he reads over em an it s-cked and is a load of cr-p and blonde is subject the sinister prie minister's woman who is bummed over having to deal wit his cr-p

so prime minister comesover an main gu sez he'd interview him and twist is answers into prose 

he asks why he became p m wile not being p m like and p m sez he joined the arry to be with a chick he liked

main gu ties taking a ate thing with the memois and an alarm goes off andthey say its a drill

p m is in training and wigs out over his acting days brught up as his enemies mocked him for it like with zelinsky except the ba guys don't efend him over it

word gets out the international criinal court is after him for sening gaijin from englan in the third world to be inerrogted and he writes cr-p about repecting that group

his boss calls and wants the book in 2 weeks not a month an he talks with blonde whos smoking, or sucking a faeg in England me droogs

she sez its only for oy or stress and one a day and not to bring out the memoirs from there

after time in a bar he finds his room was f;d with and gets a call saying check outta the hotel now like in The Matrix with Cowboy Curtis calling Ted Thedore Logan

he goes to the base with prptesters going mental and sding with the criminals as those malcintents often do an blonde has him live in the base which he never did but blonde sez man guy is one of them for rafting a tatement

p m and guys talkand find hes not to leave a place hat recognizes the inernationa criinal court, like china, Israel or noth orea, but America is tere so he's good

the news watches them and sez he brits side with the criminal court and turn on p m like Canada did on candy a55 trudeau

so i tink he goes to candy a55 englandand sez how the go guys are seen as bad and bad guys as vitims and vows to fight it in court

in the base in i tink America he looks throughthe place and finds shows of the gu ho had his job last and i think jumped off the boat at the start

main guy looks through the drawers an on the underside isan envelope wuthphtoes of p m with 1975 and 1977 circlr on papers

a main asks if he wan s lunch and he calls a number, hangs up, ad calls back but he don answer and later ask them ai for a map of the island

he bikes around and mees a geezr who nows he's brittish and thinks he's got something to do with the p m who was with the US Prez at the time

also the body of the guy with his job b4 shouldn't have mae it to that part wih the current and he dont involve with cops but  a lady sai of lights by the bacg and is in a coma

main guy goes on and merts the wfe who is not the blone andi got it ixed up and sez p m waned him to write of past guy and went to see where he wound up

wife dont know why he was there and after taking a bath in a wood rectangle goes over the notes

he later has wine with wife who watched news say America sides with p m and p m i think calls her but she ignores

he sez he ha a woman and talks with wife of how pm was a party member  for a decade b4 meeting her and clais he foun a copy of his card in the archives

he sez how he thinkstheres a cover up an sz the evidence and she asks for his phone to call p m andgoe out saying "have a drink"

he comes back and sezshe called pm an he dint pick up an she goes into be with himand get gets i bed naked like its Europe an they start b0ning

in the real version they were b0ning

in ay time she asks why he highlighted her name an he sez its to see how oten he mentions her wch aint much an he sez he ont stat at cliens places as he might b0ne em

he dont wanna be in hi boo and wigs out and gets b--chy as shes a woman who is emotional

he taes the memoirs ahndis gonna go back to the hotl an is worrie an on egeas the gps sesz to go left but the hotl is right

more reason to use a 90s car as it ont nee computer chips and wi fi. its not a hovertank in robotech

he gives in and follos the goes on the ferry an through this area of green grass and woods an stops by a house where he ras cr-p from the last guy with his job 

he rings the door of the place and the dr there sez he din't know p m but let him in after hearng he has a photo of em

dumba55! he can wck you!

hay homie! i got evieve of you being friens with a war criminal!

ok, come in my home wih no witnesses!

so they talk and main guy shows him a note written by p m i think and sez he was in the akadia which is a group he does and i assume its a ark occyt grup

dr denies knowing him and is shown a photo of him an p m with p m holding a chronic smoke i think

dr sez not to put him in the book an main guy sez the guy he got the info from got iced after commin to see dr

r has his woman or slave or w/e get info and sez they here in the hagg and has main guy go and sez if you go 1 way youll never be seen again

as he goes he sees a cae an goes rightand its following um anhe boosts speed

he getsto the oar as it gonna go but the chasers get on after him and et ges out his car and gets off the boat

he goes to a hotel in cape cod liver oil and want a flight to back door boston

he calls the number and the guy asks how he got it whch he sez from the last guy an is tol to stay where he is in the htel by the ferry

he looks up this guy an fins hes connected to a military arms group fightin with 2 former pres8ients, i hink the nae of a plant or shrub, and an occylt group aout the not old planet sequence

he looks eeper an finds this guy had onnections in the 70s and wife calls an he sez he went to the mainlan to meet the dr an missed the ferry but nednt talk of them

later a guy comes in and frisks him and brings him to this place to meet this guy i think paul and sez the ld guy foun he was working for a war criinal angave this guy from the number the documents

main guy gives phne guy the memoirs and papers and reads em a sez last guy sedif anything happens to him the proof is in the start of the memoiors

he seez that paul was an officer in the candy inbred a55 and they see he and paul wee manipulatin things to get their guys in  and keep impiements out and according to Wikipedia, nterrogate suspects on prvae jets

pm calls an goes to get him to work on the book ad phone guy sez to go or he' get suspect

also p m can't drown him as 1 already got it that way and they recorded him an plan to reveal it in courts or some convoluted plan to have all their bases covered

also phone guy rcorre him wearing a wire

then the phone guys head blows apart an mai guy rins but his legs get blows of as a sniper in thetowr reloads

jk really he goes on a private jet with p m who talks and he reveals he new of his dark deeds

p m wigs out and seZ he had private jets do things and some for familes an others for other things and claims didn't infringe on civil rights

at the airporte theres a protest and this solier for England snipers him an the guards pc him off as he falls an its the guy who's son got it in a war that p m did

so pierce manpart is in h-ll and is grilled by the cops an hey take is passports an not his man parrs as brits dont got those

hes released and not like in The Giver and pierce is an hero in soviet England and wrotes the book

he talks with blonde at the release part and mentons something that maes him check the book

he finds the wife was the agent and writes a note and sends it to her and leaves but gets hit by a car offscreen as the papers he carried fly out

the end

that was pretty good

the film starts with a dak stormy area, then as its ending its sunny, then as it ends its darkening, showing the outlook

not much violence or lust or swearing but mostly tension

didn't expect the ending and it shows how the gov does evil to cover being ade to look bad fighting gaijin

plus the woman being the bad guy was a good addition

not a fan of the directors personal evils, but he did make a good film this time

Well done film, despite the dark director, like a good painting by gacy

For The Ghost Writer 2 I want him to wake up from a coma and find he was out for a few years but a new prwsient is in charge nd is cleaning up the cesspool, the wife is running to compete with him and he has info on her that can end her chance to take over but he has dirt on her and needs to get it to the public. Also its a 128 bit action game like Body Harvest on Sg Dreamcast, GameCube, ps2 and xbox where you play as the ghost writer and sneak around with crippled muscles and try to avoid the agents while driving behicles and using a plasma evolver that your agent invesed your money into and was developed eile in a coma. In the end you find out about the internet and reveal t online and the presient has her tried and executed and you get rehab to get back in shape.

The House Of Darkness Review

Note: I spell Darkness Neosphere in Attack Mode

The House Of Darkness

This is my review on The House Of Darkness from the diatant fiture year to Yagyu Jubei of 1913 (100 yars before Robotech Seasn 1)

its directed by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess.

It stars Lionel Barrymore from Judith of Bethulia/America/Ben-Hur/The Show/West of Zanzibar/The Mysterious Island/Arsène Lupin/Rasputin and the Empress/the 30s Treasure Island/the 30s David Copperfield/Mark of the Vampire/The Devil-Doll/The Stars Look Down/Dragon Seed/It's a Wonderful Life/Duel in the Sun/Key Largo/Saie Thompson, Claire McDowell from The Mark of Zorro/The Big Parade/20 Ben-Hur/The Viking/The Big House, Charles Hill Mailes from Judith of Bethulia/The Mark of Zorro, bada55 Lillian Gish from The Scarlet Letter/Judith Of Beethulia/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance/Broken Blossoms/Way Down East/Orphans of the Storm/Ben-Hur: A Tale of the Christ/La Bohème/The Wind/Birth Of A Nation/Duel in the Sun/The Night of the Hunter/The Whales of August/The Musketeers Of Pig Alley, Dorothy Bernard from nothing I saw, Adelaide Bronti from nothing I saw, Kate Bruce from The Tender Hearted Boy(Which I never aw bt is a kind heart softening titl;e)True Heart Susie/Way Down East, William J. Butler from Judith of Bethulia, Christy Cabanne from Judith of Bethulia/The Musketeers Of Pig Alley William Elmer from nothing I saw, Adolph Lestina from The Musketeers Of Pig Alley, Joseph McDermott from nothing i saw, Walter Miller from The Musketeers Of Pig Alley, Frank Opperman from Judith of BethuliaAlfred Paget from The Musketeers of Pig Alley/Judith of Bethulia/Intolerance/The Romance Of A jewess, W.C. Robinson from The Musketeers of Pig Alley/The Tender Hearted Boy)Judith of Bethulia, Henry B. Walthall from The Birth Of A Nation/The Avenging Conscience/Judith of Bethulia/The Scarlet Letter/A Tale of Two Cities/The Devil-Doll/A Corner In Wheat.

I never saw this before but its Griffith and Gish and sounds cool

afer title we see a card saying an mind was brought to reason wit musi

then people sitting around, then a title saying istorted inds in the asylum

the we sw chicks in big dresses sitting around

title card sez poor losers came to this place and we see a chick brought awau by men in wite and a chick spazzing out ad holding a bundle like a baby

a guy in an office has a girl holding a baby come in and he gives her money or w/e and sh goes but he breaks down crying

title sez love ant be shut out here -, the dr and nue, wjop's prop-bable be b0ning em in the real version or vivisecting or experimenting on em

a gu comes in and i think 1 nurse leain is Lillian gish and he hugs the other nurse

then text saying after their marriage and the gp to a house with a cat in a cage she feels

he goes off and we se this guy walking around spazzy and zoned out and whwb a mab shows him his book, the guy wigs out and attacks o he's pulled away

gish i think plays piano and title crd sez it ooths their broken minds and the guy calms down and goes back outside, only to wig out, slug a uard ad run

the guards chase the maniac and think his is how Halloween 1 and blac chritmas started, but he hides in plants

2 guys coe by ad he beats em out and rus but they get p ad run

oh sh-t hes got a gun fron em!

the guards look for him and he wadrs around like the guy in the cainet of dr Caligari or the zombie from flesheater aka Revenge of the Living Zombies

so he gets to the dr's home and creeps around as the wife is with the cat

he crawls in th window and comes to her like Frankenstein from Thomas Edison or maybe another version, and creeps behind her

he pulls a gun an ats weird as she plays with the cat and watches from  behind a chair until he notices him with a look of fear

he comes to er with is gun at herand se almost screams but he grabs her nac and she stops

she begs andhe talks with heras she cowers in fear and this psycho

se undoes her haie and has 2 strands by her nips an the asylum gus are running around as we keep seeing aclock

she plats piano at gunpoint like the soviets in the alifornia union pretty much do to say "o oyr bidding or you'd f;d" andhe puts the gun to ge hwad as she well actedl plays an shows fear and uncofort

he's calm and taks amdis kinda mental and f'd anlooks like ned Eisenberg in law and orer svu

she brings him out anfthe guards get him and dr brings his wfe back and comforts her afte that maniac attacked

maniac i back in the nut house and wife pays music for theapy to calm his raging mania

title ard sez at last a happy result an chick i mean wife is in a room with guys and shakes the maiacs hand as i gues listening to music cure his insanity

he leaves and they are on good terms now

the end

that was pretty good

epic acting and good tension

nice drama and goo danger

itwas well filmed and reminded me of The Avenging Conscience but different

A few things used later like the crazy monster coming after the chick

also like Murders In The Rue Morgue and  King Kong

it well directed as usual by Griffith and doesn't take too long

its only like 15 mins or so likw Richad McBeef and I idn't know where it would go but it worked well

Glad I saw this

But theres only darkness in theme and the house is only in a few scenes

For The House Of Darkness 2 I want a new inmate in the nit house to come in and we someoe says a certain word it activates hm and he goes mental, until the word is said again, but they don't know thats why and he goes berserk and beats through people. Eventually someone sings a song that uses that word and he keeps flipping back an forth until he can't take it and runs headfirst into a wall, whch busts open it and hi head blows apart with a close up of a ax head of pasta splattering. Also its a 32/64 bit game on N64, PS1, Sega Saturn an 3DO where you play as the patient and gotta beat through or avoid others in the nut house until the timer for the word ends.

Along Came Polly Review

Not: I spell like a crack addick on cracker

Along Came Polly

This is my review on Along Came Polly from the distant future year to efferson Daz of 2004(1 year befor etransformers the movie)

its directed by John Hamburg who did nothing i saw

it stars back door Ben Stiller from Happy Gilmore/The Cable Guy/Mystery Men/Meet the Parents/Zoolander/Starsky & Hutch/Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story/Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy/Meet the Fockers/Penguins of Madagascar/Zoolander 2/Frasier/Duckman/2 Stupid Dogs/Sesame StreetThe Simpsons/The King of Queens/Liberty's Kids/King of the Hill/Family Guy, Jennifer Aniston from Mac and Me/Leprechaun 1/The Iron Giant/Rock Star/Bruce Almighty/Quantum Leap/Friends/South Park/King of the Hill/30 Rock, Philip Seymour Hoffman from Boogie Nights/The Big Lebowski/Patch AdamsThe Talented Mr. Ripley/Punch-Drunk Love/Red Dragon/Cold Mountain/Mary and Max/The Ides of March/Law & Order/Arthur, openly evil Debra Messing from The Mothman Prophecies/Garfield/Open Season/Seinfeld/Will & Grace/King of the Hill/Sesame StreetLaw & Order: Special Victims Unit, beta dink Hank Azaria from Anastasia/Godzilla 98/Mystery Men/Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story/The Simpsons Movie/The Smurfs/The Smurfs 2/Family Ties/Growing Pains/The Simpsons/The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air/Spider-Man: The Animated Series/Friends/Mad About You/Stressed Eric/Tuesdays with Morrie/Futurama/The Cleveland Show/Sesame Street/Family Guy/The Simpsons: Road Rage, Bryan Brown from Gorillas in the Mist/Grizzly Falls/2008 Australia/The Good Wife, Alec Baldwin aka phaIIic Baldwin, after people stopped hiring him and he needed to do p0rn0, from Beetlejuice/Great Balls of Fire!/The Hunt for Red October/Mercury Rising/Notting Hill/Pearl Harbor/Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within/The Adventures of Pluto Nash/The Aviator/The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/My Sister's Keeper/The Alamo: Thirteen Days to Glory/The Simpsons/Walking with Cavemen/Johnny Bravo/The Fairly OddParents/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/candy a55 Saturday Night Live/The Cat In The Hat, and that one he killed all those people on, Michele Lee from Will & Grace/Family Guy, Bob Dishy from The Golden Girls/Frasier, Missi Pyle from As Good as It Gets/Galaxy Quest/Josie and the Pussycats/Home Alone 4: Taking Back the House/Big Fish/50 First Dates/Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story/Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy/The Artist/Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters/Mad About You/Friends/Frasier/Two and a Half Men/American Dad!/$#*! My Dad Says/Family Guy/Warehouse 13/Hot in Cleveland/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/Drunk History/Bob Hearts Abishola/The Great North, Jsu Garcia from Vampire in Brooklyn/Collateral Damage/We Were Soldiers/Murder, She Wrote/JAG/Crossing Jordan, Judah Friedlander from Meet the Parents/Zoolander/Starsky & Hutch/Star Wars: The Force Awakens/Curb Your Enthusiasm30 Rock/Xavier: Renegade Angel/Sesame Street/Sharknado 2: The Second One/Fresh Off the Boat/Bob's Burgers/The Last Sharknado: It's About Time, openly black Kevin Hart from, hh, i only saw him in those cr-ppy commercials, Masi Oka from Austin Powers in Goldmember/Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde/Sabrina, the Teenage Witch/Reba/Robot Chicken, Kym Whitley from Nutty Professor II: The Klumps/Rango/Married... with Children/That's So Raven/Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law/The Boondocks/'Til Death/The Cleveland Show/Hot in Cleveland/Black Dynamite/Curb Your Enthusiasm/The Doctors/My Big Fat Fabulous Life, the grand Cheryl Hines from Unsolved Mysteries/Friends/zCurb Your Enthusiasm/Everybody Loves Raymond/Father of the Pride/Scrubs/Pickle and Peanut/Fresh Off the Boat/The Good Fight/Drunk History, Todd Stashwick from Law & Order/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/Courage the Cowardly Dog/Titus/Will & Grace-/Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Dharma & Greg/Law & Order: Criminal Intent/Malcolm in the Middle/Monk/Boston Legal/tar Trek: Enterprise/Crossing Jordan/Yhe War at Home/Ghost Whisperer/Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles/Curb Your Enthusiasm/$#*! My Dad Says/Phineas and Ferb/Gotham, and Christine Barger from cr-ppy a55 iCarly.

i never saw this but its prodced by danny evito, whos not an actor but a dwarf actor, like how neil egrasse Tyson aka the black hole, swz plutos not a planet but a dwarf planet.

reviewers hate it but it mae a lot of money

so ben stiller is gonna get marriedand is a risk analysist and goes out of his way toavoid danger

his homie is phillip seymmor hoffman who is a fat slob an was a child actorfom some teen movie and did stage wok but people thought he died(ironic)

after doing the hebrew thing nd getting paise for beign a great risk assessment guy by alec baldwin before he kille all those people and playing a jewish guy, they go to the islans for a vacation

dont eat the long pig, its human flesh

so he dropped his woman seeing a Komodo dragon and he bought  house and this naked eutotrah guy comes by and talks with em an offers em a scuba thing

he dont wanna go but agrees an queers out b4 going and she wanted to go and is carried by eurotrash ina  peedo on the boat

after doing cr-lp in his hotel he comes back an sees them b0ning and she sez they didn't plan it but she's confused and stays back

ben flips out and trys to tae him but euroteash gets him in a lock an later ben leaves her an accidentally drives off a cliff so he rides th b--ch seat with eurotrash on a mototcycle

at work everyone knows and alec baldwin sez she was a sl-t and pees and poots next to him and sez he needs hm to get insurance on this rich guy who's company is going public an he needs ben to get him

he goes to his home anda cop confronts him but finds he owns it and sezsorry for his woman

then he's watching his video of his weeding and hoffman comes in wth a camra crw for his e true Hollywood story and sez his wife looks scared  and faked being happy as h can see acting

hoffman gets him to a party and aniston is a server with wine and a chick sez she swore off men after her last bf

ben accindetly knocks over an art thing and aniston knows him from high school and remembers hoffman

hoff man sezz he sh-rted and pooted with sh-t coming out and had to leave

later they play b ball and talk and some guys come and hoffman plays and is an a55

hoffman sez not to date her and shes not a good girl cuz of her trmp stamp

this hairy greasy guy takes off his shirt an plays b ball and eventually smears hi greasy sweat on bens face iin slo mo

ben gets anitons nimber, named polly and calls her but hangs up then she calls and gets his machine so he rips it out an throes it

he comes by polly and she sez she star 69'd a call and thought it was him and he gives her his number

at work he hears the client boss wants him to have was in the hospital from a great white bite and she calls and sez she might be free and she' call him back

ben sees hoffman nd sees him playing in  esus Christ Suepr Star but he sings the Lead song and is told hes doing judas and he dont care

he tells Philip hes got a date with polly and phillip hossfalm sez if they choose an ethnic restaurant he'd have the runs from irritable black guy sysndome

at a pizza place hoddman squeezes the grease off bens pizza with pepperoni despite his hebretality and tals of spanking cicks he b0ne

at a moor restaurant he eats even though he cant hadle it and  sazzes out as she ez she had 8 bad relationships and aint big on commitment

ben goes to the john and its occupie and he holds it an after the dat he goes to pollys place and its got things still in bozes an a ferret  that has dead eyes

he goes to her bathroom anthe blind frrit gets in an he blasts lou d so he turns on the shower

hes outta paper an he uses a towerl an flushes it a  it overflos and she comes in nd sees him plunging it

after it he sez he didn't now her grandma id that towel and she wants another ate

at wok he meets the rich guy anthey go to the roof where he does a baseump an polly calls  about the ate and rih guy uses a parachute and gets in a tree thinking he fraxured hsi coxyx

at an Indian restaurant they meet bens parents and sez his ex is doing wellin the third world an acts like the bwon indias are the red inians

after it he tells its been 2 weeks and hsi woman was b0ning the scuba guy and polly comforts his a55

so he/polly go to a dance club an she dances with a latino guy

he sez he's not into this kinda dancing and they got too much ifferent and it might nt work out

so they o back to her place an are making out an she comes back in with small shorts and a tank top and make out

he smacks her a5 and they make out an b0ne and he hold back his good counting and yells 50 when ts amllst 5 mins

ben might wanna marry her and pollys friend sez she b0ned him cuz she felt sorry for him

at her or his place she has him knife pillows to feel better as he wastes 8 mins a day putting an taking off the pillows

later she son da phone and uses a key finer to  fin her keys in the firends and they go to a club an she dances with the mexicno cuba potariko guy feeling her up in a lusty ance

in the mens room he tells off latino for coming onto her but he sez hes queer an his butt buddy is in the band so he has latio teach him to dnce

dont get turne ben! you'll be back oor benny! like bennet the sage!

later he looks over pollys kids book and 1 is a kid getting his left arm bown off playing with fireworks

he brings her to workand shows his risk/reward thing and she lies base umping cuz is fun ns she gives him gain food nd he barfs

he goes with rich client to play racket ball and tells him he cant insure him but client invites hi to Nantucket to sail an try to manipulate him, also he busted a tooth in the racket ball

he tells polly of the  client and wines of eating bar nuts as people dont wash their hands an touch the nuts an she eats em and dont care

esp as exposure to germs boots your immoune system and the shelters guys are crippled bu it

they go to the dance club and he shows off hisnnew moves and she likes it

they come back and sees his woman who b0ned the eurotrash an polly sez shes not his gf wven though they b0ned and leaves

she sz she got tired of the eurotrash scuba guy and wants him back but he dotn want her

alec the killer wants him to get that account and polly calls

wife sends a gift saying remember our 1st date and and later he talks with hoffman and runs the numbers in his computer and it sez to go with pllly

polly dont wannao to soviet Nantucket but he sez hes not gtting back with his woman and they go to the boat thing btu theres a storm

she sees his laptop the risk assessment and confrongs him over it an he sez she as in the model u n an changed and his mom mae him afraid of everything and she sez her da had a second fam

she sez to get back with the wife and live with a family but the boat hits rocks an client rich liek Richard branson has a life boat he rows away with em

then a mosasaur eats em an credits roll to the song hellow darkness my old friend

jk really hes getting ready to mov out and leaves polly a message and sez client is uninsurable and wife calls but he dont wanna see her cuz she might have hiv from b0ning eutotrash

at the play JCSS he meets mexiqueer who's butt buddy is in keyboard an sez polly is leaving town soon

ben is with wif and his rents and boss calls saying egt over cuz theres a meeting moved up

in the play hofman wants to playjuas an Jesus and fight s aguy and sez they were amatures

bens dad sez get over doing that 1 role years ao and thinking ur better and move on but he was goo in that teen movie

ben tells off wife named lisa like in the room or robotech and sez shes a heartless b--ch for b0ning a eurotrash on their honeymoon and he wrecke her pillows

phillip sez not to listen to him and the e true hollyweird storywa guys he hired to make it and sell to the network

he sends pillip to fill in for him and phallec baldwin sez bens spleen burst and hes recovering and  he clears his throat a lot and sez the good things and that client is seuxally changed i mean active

ben rusn to olly but she leaves ina  cab w/p seeing him but this isn't ho it ends is it? they wont do that

yeah the blind fetrrit is there and we hear hoffman tell an overdone scene thing of how client is a bada55 andthey otta insure him for 20 years

the board likes him in crocodile tears and is impressed by him an insures the guy

polly comes back and she dont thin they belong together and he eats nuts from a cart guy and rubs the cart guys han in it

he drops nuts and sez he likes her and shes worth it and eats nuts off the floor

she dont wanna get married an hes ok with living in sin and they agree to have dinner

later hes with polly on the island and eutotrash comes by and sez the woman broke his heart and hes not married

they go to scuba with another guy and ben is naked and we see his possibly cirssimiced a55

then credits to positive msuic

toni blair dancer or w/e

scott morgan? the dbz guy?

the end

that was pretty fun

lite and silly and fun

it had some darker ideas but coveed it with xany fun and despite promoting sin, as enteetaining

good acting and music and hoffman went all out over a silly role

surprise industrial light and magic did the effects which i only really remember the torm needing it

and we see ben stillers butt, before he became back door ben with phaIIic baldwin going in

its only like 80ish mins long and dont feel it

glad i saw it

For Along Came Polly 2 I want them to be on the island and there's an uprising by malcontents and the gota get out beote the king is overthrown.  also its a 128 bit adventure game on sega dreamcast, gamecube, p2 and xbox where you play as ben an gotta escape these jungle and village and volcano and city levels with you trying to get to the airport and ecape with enemy soldiers fighting and you wther figt em or run and gotta use items you find to get past ares.

The Mercenary Review

Note: I spell like Griffith after the year in th dingeon

The Mercenary

This is my review on The Mercenary rom the diatant futue year to American Hero John Wilkes Booth of 1968((60 years before Roboech Season 2)

Its directer by el italiano Sergio Corbucci who diod npting I saw and is called A Professional Gun in candya55 england

it stars el uktanano Javk Palance from Shane/Arrowhead/Batman 89/City Slickers/The Swan Princess/Kill a Dragon, Franco Nero from The Bible: In the Beginning.../Die Hard 2/John Wick: Chapter 2/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Tony Musante from The Rockford Files/Acapulco H.E.A.T. Alvaro de Luna from A Fistful of Dollars, Raf Baldassarre frpm A Fistful of Dollars, Jose Canalejas from A Fistful of Dollars/For a Few Dollars More, Bernie Grant from A Fistful of Dollars/For a Few Dollars More/The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, Julio Peñna from Red Sun, Jose Riesgo from A Fistful of Dollars, Lorenzo Robledo from A Fistful of Dollars/For a Few Dollars More/The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, and a lot of mexicoes and Spaniards i never saw in anything an/o aint on bac door aids ba, Sodom  bottom, banadna crammer, frooty booty, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hoppie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants, Creator hater, monkey junkie, Wikipedia who tells a lot of outright lies and makes the Truth look fake.

I never saw this b4 but its a spaghetti western

after credits and totle to dramatic dissonant music then guitar in widescreen, we get arodeo thing of a uy in a woo horse dancing around

we hear how the story behsn by an accent guy of a guy called pako wirking and eating r-p and complaining they didn't get more on sunay

they are greasyu devolved mexicoes and 1 guy frins a lizad un his slop

in this fancy thing a guy brings a roast pig in and has a gunin itand maes him eat their cr-ppy food at gunpoint and gives the good foot to the workers

so he' berrie in the groun up to his neck and he lowers his head into the eath as horses come by, wich isn't possible

he dug up and book it and we see jack palance playing rds and having a small gun to make sure

at a casino or w/e this blode guy throws dice and its 7 after lighting a match on a guys head then makes a guy drink milk at gunpoint with the dice in it cuz its rigged

jack leaves a gn in the guys lass an he pulls it on blonde who blows him arm an dont wear glonrs to shoot better

jack is el polen zakken an is said to helpthese guys an wait i thnk its blonde whos the pole and they want him to help get thesilver from mikes that got took over

he wants a cut and the silver goes to America an jack wantsthe guy who was shot an i think drank dice to go afte r the poleand giv es him a gu  and as he walks by on a horse, the guy has a pitch fork in his gut on the floor

the town has a firing squa as theres a revolution whic often leas to devolution and blonde polecomes into a place fill of chicks anwants guns

owner sends the babes out and pole wants a machine gun and what year is this? he wants it for 1000 pesos but owner haggles for 2000 then 1500

jack sees some guys, brothers, and hoots 1 and asks what job he gave da pole and interrogates him with a beating in a river and asks how long a body will land in a valley of vultures

shot broher sez they sent him to the nmine for the silver and jack caps him

pole comes to a building with bodies hanging from the ceiling an lights a smoke on 1 of the boots

the safe is empty and some mexcoes get hm at gun point like stevn segal when he pulled out a credit card, cut 1 guy, took his gun, and slayed em

ple sez he looks for a garvia bro andthey say 1's cousin hangs there

he sez hes brought to bring silver over the border and this sombreo guy sez he hung the guy forwanting to move silver over a mountain or something an they starte digging

pole sez it'll; take 10 years  and sombreo sez theres 12 of em and poles gonna go cuz theres nthing there for him

pole gets smbreo at gunpoint as a human shield and afer a stand of, hey ge a message on a ticker tape thing(what year is this?) saying the brother army is attacking

the area gets busted ad pole has a machine gun and has the sombreo pay hi fto use and learn how to use it to mow down the enemy

they rive a ca (what year is this?) ad ump off when chase so it blows

after the battle sompreo hanks pole for aiding him andthey getta long

sombreo revolute to not due in the mine like his da/bro and will probably go bad with corruption like soviet union and cuba

pole leaves the silver mine and ack and men catch him an beat him up an jack throws the dice that came out the a55 at him

jack wants the silver an pole wants payment so jack pulls a switchblade but hs men are capped by the imbreo guys as they want pole alive

pole has em take jacks clothes except the unies as hes too ugly to g nude

they start b0ning him all over in a group thing as he screams

jk really he sez hed ice da pole and walks off with his a55 crack blurred out on grit

he's a slav who showe his butt! like tommy wiseau!

sombreo ants moneyto help him i mean i think pole wants ovey for 200 $ a day plus expences andsombro wsez the banks will be pen to em

pole teavhes em not to turn ur bac on a guy who's pockets you emptied and to book it b4 reinforcements come

in this town is the revolution guys training and in unifir, are those shurts brown?

wait its the town guards and the revolution guy attack and shoot the place up like a teen who the gov got to and they rob the bank but get around 60000 pesos

a chick there meets em and don' like the cops an her dad was a evolutionary and dont like these guys icing Mexicans with a pole but sombreo sez the ole helps em

sombreo sez the gov property belongs to da people lik supplies andinvites em to the revolution and i think joins em as they take the guars uniformes

theres a trainthat stopsand its got the revolutionarew on the train in guard outits who took it over and took horses from a train

they let these guards go back and bring some cr-op or something, i dont now i wasn't payig attention

`chick sez they robbed and the oldiers will return for revenge

the revolutionarirs party and rnk and probably b0ne but THEY din't make AIUS yet, or di THEY? what yar is this?

smbrep wakes up witha chick in his bed whenpole sez a regulars will arrive in fill force tomorrow and simbreo aks whos simon bolivar

they blurr out the girls big latina booty and pole sez theres rch and poor an sombreo only needs poors, which makes sence as hes big on revolution

smbreo is gonna stay and protect the people from da gov and pole rides off

so Pole comes back and the mecicoes eat and sombreo offers to pay double and Pole sez no credit

ple sez he can make em fanous and rich but no interference and makes a contract aying pole is in charge and he dont go past 8 weeks an he gets paid a lot

sombreo signs and chick sez thy otta give him women and sombreo sez to go to bed and she s like u go to bed nd sombreo sez pole dont bed her and she goes with him to b0ne as hes a hombre or omie in street

later sombreo alls in the pig filth and se its good for skin, as i guess he wants parasites and hick sez she'd cap him

pole and sombreo gfight an and pole wins by throwing smbreo through a cr-ppy wall like kenshiro vs han in hokuto no ken 2

they go on and find water thats warmand pole shoots a bucket hel over him for a shower

later they talk how there's a lot of enemies coming and we getta festival with skulls and fire works and angel costumes where they pull guns and waste em

they capture the town and have the mayor wash their cr-p and p-ss and spurm fille undies

1 guy sez a guy wants his land and to trade wives and they take the guy i think the mator away on hi word w/o evience to be capped

a guy comes up and sez they were frends in the mines and sombreo sez he sent the guy o et guns for the revolution  and gave him money but they though he was dead

sombreo pts a sraw hat on him and pulls his tie abd remembers him and ez he betraye the revolution and is taken out to be knved up as he sez he saved sombreos life

he as with women so sombreo has his parts destroye offscreen an not like back door brad the traitor

smbreo sez poles movey is requisyione by the revolution and hes to stay as thats how it is when you trust commies and claims to wanna fight for Mexico and take wat he thinks is his

he wants to sentence pole to something later and is gonna marry the chick w/o a priet so its not a real marriage

so he b0nes the chick an jack attacks with planes but sombreo sez its fireworks

a guy frees a SM tie up pole but he escapes and gets a horse an books it and hoots ou the plane with a rifle like that guy using a Tommy Gun on a plane in the WW2 movie

leader is locke in the cell as i guess he freed pole and chick shoots the lock off as jack grills a guy for info but when he don get any, leaves a grenade in his mouth and blows him out

sombreo gets away an works as a odeo clown and we're at the start

jack is there and recognizes him and has a guy lasso him but pole caps the lassooeer and gives each a gun with 1 bullet and at the theird bell chime to draw and fire

we got like 20 mins lft so this'll be like dbz with long drawn out cr--p

pole rings the bell eventually and sombreo clown gets cppe but ack took a hit on his chest flower and keeps over

sombreo clown is thankfl for the  pole saving him but is taken back as Mexico has a 10 000 % reward on him an pulls him along walking behind a horse on a rope

chick sees hes going to the 51s regiment an tells  Garcia brothercuz she ddnt like him brtraying her anwants to sell him to em

pole hums Chopin andgarcia comes in with a paper saying he's wanted and is Sergei Kowalski

so both pole and sombreo are gonna be executed by firing squad but chick knocks over barrels on a roof on the firing squad and sheep get out and all h=ll breaks looe

mexicoo smbreo gets out in a wagon with chick and pole gets off on a hotrse

sombreo sez totell his droogs to meet somewhere in 2 days and she rides the cart off as he has a horse

sombreo clown Mexico offerspole his share as he goes back for his people and pole sez together they  can do well wait it sombreo sayng it

wait is pole and sombreo sez his revolution is in soviet mexic and ides off saying they'd be goo partners and he has a dream an thinks pole dont

as he rides off Garcia an friends is gonna sniper him but pole caps em an ez eep dreaming with eyes open and rides off into the wasteland like violene javk

the end

that was pretty good

yeah it goes by with not much happning an its weirly dubbed with exican italianoes, but not bad

jack and the pole do good jobs and the mexic revolution guy tid to be charismtic as many evil leaders do

i lie how it shoe him mutilating and executing people w/o any defence an basically being a tyrant whileacting or thinking like hes a hero

good filming and music and the main guy being Polish or El Polen Zakken was a nice twist

ita got a lot of light and brightness insta of being dark and gri

i like it but it like the seeds of a horrible plant as these revolutions go ba fast

for The Mercenary 2 I want the pole to be called in with his female boybuilder gf to take out the Mexico revolution guy as he's taken over mxuco and sent it to a black age of forced amputation and mandatory cannibalism. He and his gf bust in with American Armor with blades and guns built in bust in and do a 2 man army with 1 as a woman or womb man an bust ing through the hordes of his followers an their slaves. In the end he gets to the smbreo guy leader who's eaten the souls of his slaves and their parts and devolves into a plant monster where he blows out its key kores and he blows open with the souls escaping and freeing Mexico. Its also a 16 bit beat em up o Sega Genesis, Snes, TH16, Atari Jaguar and BA with 1 player asthe OPole and he other as his gf.

Kiss Me Stupid Review

 Note: i spell stoopid

Kiss Me, Stupid

This is my eview pn Kiss Me, Stupid frpm the distant fiuture year to mary the elephant of 1964(50 years before Robotech Season 1)

its directed by Billy Wilder who did Five Graves to Cairo/Double Indemnity/Sunset Boulevard/Ace in the Hole/The Seven Year Itch/Some Like It Hot/Avanti!/The Apartment

It stars Dean Martin from At War with the Army/Road to Bali/Rough Night in Jericho/Airport, Kim Novak from The Man with the Golden Arm/Vertigo, Ray Walston from 1980: Popeye/Fast Times at Ridgemont High/1992 Of Mice and Men/Addams Family Reunion/My Favorite Martian the movie/My Favorite Martian the series/70s The Incredible Hulk/Little House on the Prairie/Star Trek: The Next Generation/Eerie, Indiana/Touched by an Angel/The Apartment, Felicia Farr from nothing I saw, Cliff Osmond from The Rifleman/Irma La Douce/Batman 60a, The wonderful Barbara Pepper from They Made Me a Criminal/Of Mice and Men 1939/The Snake Pit/A Star Is Born 50s/The Music Man/It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, Doro Merande from Our Town/The Snake Pit/The Seven Year Itch/The Man with the Golden Arm, Tom Nolan from The Seven Year Itch/Rawhide/The Rifleman, Alice Pearce from The Twilight Zone 60s/Dennis the Menace, John Fiedler from The Ballad Of Josie\Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day\70s Robin Hood\Winnie the Pooh and Tigger Too\The Many Adventures of Winnie-the-Pooh\The Fox and the Hound\Winnie the Pooh and a Day for Eeyore\The Emperor's New Groove\The Twilight Zone\Dennis the Menace\My Favorite Martian\60s Star Trek\The Rockford Files\The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh\Winnie the Pooh and Christmas Too\The Book of Pooh\House of Mouse/12 angry men/True Grit, Howard McNear from Irma la Douce/Dragnet/I Love Lucy/Leave It to Beaver/60s The Flintstones/Mister Ed/The Andy Griffith Show/60s The Twilight Zone, Cliff Norton from The Dick Van Dyke Show/It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World/The Ghost and Mr. Chicken/The Monkees, the dark artist occult user Mel Blanc frm a lot of cartoons, Henry Gibson from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang/1973 Charlotte's Web/The Blues Brothers/Gremlins 2: The New Batch/Bio-Dome/The Beverly Hillbillies/60s My Favorite Martian/The Dick Van Dyke Show/Fantasy Island/The Littlest Hobo/The Smurfs/Eerie Indiana/Rugrats/Santo Bugito/Mad About You/Duckman/Aaahh!!! Real Monsters/Sabrina the Teenage Witch/The Wild Thornberrys(ew)Hey Arnold!/The Amanda Show/Rocket Power(ew)Malcolm in the Middle/The Batman/Boston Legal/King of the Hill/All Grown Up!

it was gona hav peter sellers bu his heart f'd out so they wanted jack lemmon who was the 1st choice

also i was gonna haemarulin monoe butr fk iced her so they wanted jane man sfield but she had Mariska Hargitay in her wmb n they got kim nova

The Catholic Legion of Decency objected to the audulty in it and its base on the play L'ora della fantasia (The Dazzling Hour) by Anna Bonacci hat i never saw

i never saw this but wilder is usually good

after ogowe get finodoing a show in soviet vegas and joking about b0ning and drinking as credits and title go by

also this is very widescreen and b/w

after the show he leaves /o sayng bye to the chicks hes b0ning an goes to candy a55 l a with all the purvoes an demon worshippers

the cops stop him and say theses a bad pilot ahead so he takes a detour and goes to a small town

a guy teaches a teen piano an plays beeth oven and sees something outside which spazzes him out and he tells teen off for being cr-py att piano

the mil man comes and gets a note piano guys woman left in the bottle so iano guy confronts him for it but finds its a note for milk an a dozen eggs

hes paranoid for his woman b0nin g other guys and the music is tense like a horror movie not a comedy

teen is 14 almost 15 an he goes off at teen for going after his woman and rps the teens shirt as he runs off on a bike and calls teen male lo lee ta(which looks like he tried b0ning the teen)

a guy fat for the 50s sings a song about being things that needs things like a poached egg w/o toast abou being w/o his woman

piano guy sez they wrote a lotta songs and got nothing so fat guy sez others are as good and do well and they have a chance

mentioning a dentist makes piano guy call the dentist with mel blanc not in a demon ritual and is high on laughing gas an sez his wife aint there

he thinks how the 12 eggs and milk means milkmns meeting his wife behind the daiy place at 12 but goes back to singing

dean comes by and has a smoke ehich killed him and fat guy is the gas man and is starstruck and gets piano guy to see him

ean goes to the can and piano guy sings his song at him but he don't care and when fat guy checks the pil he f's up his car and dean leaves having enough of em

his car f's out from a fuel line being disconnected and is towed back and they say its f' with technobabble as dean ont get cars

they say it'll take a while for the parts from milan but piano guy sez they can fix it if they work all night they can have it reay by tomorrow

piano guy gets him to come to his place and dean wants chicks to b0ne

in there he notices a mannqiuen of his wife for dresses and is intertsed as its got big t-ts and he hieds it in the closet

his woman comes by an he pressueres her to say where she was and she admits it was getting a cake for their 5th anniversary which is today

he feels bad and she sez she saw dean who shes a fan since 16 and wants to put on his record but he gets her not to

she wants to go ew lingerie and he sez he'd rather b0ne and trys to keep her away from dean whos in an undershirt and boxers in the sewing room

fat guy comes by with italiano food and piano guy sez to get out an get rid of dean

they come up with an idea of introducing some 5kank to b0ne dean and say its his wife an send wife out and piano guy dont like it but sees wife in the shower and ean slaps her a55 and sez to come in lamb chop which is her nickname and not the play along one

fat guy sez to have an argument with her and she runs off to her moms place and he goes in and wife thinks he got dressed after a shower and after she goes to look at her weeding pictures he sees dean sucking a faeg and asking of his wife

he tries to fight his wife with an aefument but she dont go with it and hes got a grape fruit to slam in her face like james cagney

then th reverent piglet comes by with chicks to sign a petition to lose the belly button a place withchicks in bra tops like the Degrassi girla wanna wear and he signs it as the priest and women  stay for a piece of cake an rev has grapefroot for chlesteral

at the belly button is saggy Barbara pepper and kim novak who's brought over in a pick up truck by fat guybut she has a cod

the reverent leaves an dont brign the wife as its their anniversary and he tries to get her to argue as he claims he was at the belly button an b0ning other chicks but she dont buy it and he sez he's going home to mom as she trusts him and dont think he'd be b0ning and he sez she thinks he's not hot enuff

he sez its you who otta leave and gets her upset an she leaves and fatguy gets kim over an shes in a leather coat lie the sailor strlights woul wear in the 50s, then leaves and sez hes supposed to be fixing the car

piano guy; its not big bt its clean. kim; what is? me; surprised they can say that in the 60s

she sez she remembers him from church and his wife is out an all the girls go to church and he wants her to be in his wifes clothes and she thinks its too weird

he confusingly tries to explain is not for him an she gos with it and she goes to change but sneezes and her belly button jewel falls out and into deans room

dean wakes up when golf clubs fall an he sez its 4 pm go back to sleep and he's looking for his wifes navel

later he puts his music sheets around and kim gets dinner ready an they go over how they met in church and he got to know her by onating 3 bpints of blood at her blood bank work but 2 a week got a transfusion and made a song for her

kim is glad to work as a wife instea of a h--ker and almost got married once to a hoola hoop salesman and was gonna go to vegas but when she woke up he was gone

she sez his fingers had small moons and was ba so pino uy has big moons an she s a manicurist and woroks at the belly button to get enough to buy a car to get ou as theres no manicure thing here

she hears dean singing playing dino and she likes any willaims better like nelson in the simpsons, or the remake or animals, the chimpsons, where bart say ay harambe

he gives kim his ring and ean comes out with a faeg in his mouth like a lot of Hollywood guys and not getting how fatal it is

dean meets her and piano guy has en tlk with dean thinking she could be fatter as i thin he likes em thicc

piano man asks how much she weights anddean lifts her an guesses 115 and 120 which is lie 100 less than my gf an she guesses he's 173.5 and its dead bang

they drink and sit in a 3 man love seat and he nits saying he got it after quitting smoking

she checks his hands and sez he's got mall moons and piano guy sez small moons means gentleman and scholar an he's got big moons

ean tells a sjoke of a guy in a theatre who's lobster kept pinching a chick unde her dress as dean does it to kim

he keeps lustily coming on to er and shes not liking it and piano guy goes as dean comes onto her more

she sez shes lamb chop cuz she wears paper undies and as he gets spaghetti she sez to piano she dont like it and piano sez he'd throw him out if he tried it with his woman

they have a candle light diner and elsewhere real wif's moms sh-tting on paino guy an saing she coul ahve one better

wife hs enough o her loud angry mom like a gaijin and goes off

at piano houe ean dropped his napkin again and felt up under the table the kim

piano man plays one of his songs to dean to dance with kim but shes in a chair an dotn like the dean feeling her feet like one of those foot guys an drinks kianti outta her shoe and having her drink some

this i like those guys on deviant art drawing sonic characters feet, surprizs he dotn lick her stinky feet to gte the tatse of sweat and ooor in his mouth

wife comes home an sees him dancing with kim whos drunk and dan is blow the window so they don see him

fat guy notices shes there andshe thinks he was honest for saying he was out b0ning and fat guy sez thw whle thing was his idea ansh smacks him an goes off

dean likes the song and wants 12 copys for his droogs and dean is gonna go in the garden and see her parsley which is shicking for the 60s

he has 12 60s i mean copies and hes gonna go and has her play a song that meant a lot to em but she dont know it and eh pays it for em 1st

at a bar the belly button his real wife is drinking and tells the juke box to play melancolly baby

thicc Barbara pepper sez she had enough and otta go back to her man but she b--ches at him.

Barbara sends her to kims trailer to sleep it off cuz shes the organist wife from church

at home piano is playing a good song and kim likes it and dean wants to buy the song but he wont sell it and hes said to have a bowlening meet and has to go to leave kim an dean togteehr to b0ne

piano guy asks if she really wants to be alon with the dean but she sez she has a dog i emn job to do

fat guy sez to hol to to get more songs in an album an piano go gets riled up at an wantin to b0ne his woman and runs back forgetting its not his and busts the window door open to get in

he sez to get out and uses a bowling ball in a bag and fights offscreen

dal walks out, dripping with blood an takes a bite outta the guys hand he's holding

jk really he's thrown out and goes off to the belly button

piano guy sez togihht thy are mr and mrs w/e their name is and he turns out the lights as he dint wan that faeg smoking ape b0ning her and they go to his bedroom and it fades out, implyied b0ning

in the belly button  dean sees the chics here s-ck an is told the mst popular chick is pollie the pistl as she's backing a 9 inch b0ner and goes to her trailer

in there is ral wife anshes scare when he comes in but is ok when she sees its dino and she sez piano guy is her regular and is a sw=nger

she sez this is her night off and he sez he tips large and dean had enough of italiano songs and they sing an smooch an it fades out and they implied b0ning

in the am dean leaves and wife wants him and found 500$

mik is driven back by i mean kim and dont want money as she aint leaving the town and he drives off

kim comes back an meets wife anthey say they had fun being each other for a night and she gives her 500$ and gets back her husbands ring he forgot

she sez if she finds a loose navel at the home its hers but wife is going back with her rents or w/e

later teen is playgn piano beeth oven and mulk man comes and sez mrs didn't order for a few days and piano guy sez she swith her rents and gets mad at him

piano man sees his wifes maniquin nd is bummed ancloses the door its in

he gets a ripe, walks upstairs and the credits fade to black

j really fat guy comes in and  hes mad at hhim for ruining his marriage butn he sez wife want to see him at the lawyers for divorce but he sez he's gonna be a witness for her

at night fat guy comes with wife andhe sez sorry but she ass where his wedigg ring is and he sez it fell in the shower

on the tv next door ddino sings th song wife got him to use b4 b0ning him and she wants more alimony to leach off him w/o having to work liek a parasite

dean sez he heard it in a small town and listedn to it after turning back and if you got wat itt take, someone will listen to you

these small fmales mayne 12 year olds lie sailor Saturn fangirl over fat guy and for writing the song

kim pitol polly lie polly pocket but with guns comes by in a car pulling her trailer and he sez shes a manicurist and he dont get how wife got back the ring and she sez "iss me stppoid"

Wo am i? I'm Spider Man!

I wanna take his face... Off!

look for it only it books, its nothing more than a dream remembered, a civilization, gone with the wind!

The end

That wasn't so bad

noeadays femnists would whine of a lusty italiano and but its ell acted and ditected

its like a sitcom but better filming

i can see why it was too hot or the 60s but nowadays the simpsons is edgier

interesting idea, kinda sinful an dean gets away with it

its well made but makes evil lo lie not a big deal

this is why jerry spriger happened, devolving lust

For Kiss Me, Stupid I want him and the wife to have a disease from b0ning and try t find a treatment, in the end, they go to the rainforest to find soem tribal plant to cure them, but are rotting and falling apart and gotta get to the hien temple with the golden water. Also its an 8 bit game like Montezuma but as animals in th jungle and tmple attack, you lose partd and if you run outta partits game over. Its an 8 bit game on Sega Master Ssyte, a dn Game Gear, NES and Game Boy, TG16 Atari Lynx and 7800.