Azuki Chan Review

 Note: I spell like a Japanese school girl

Azuki Chan

This is my review on Azuki Chan from the distant future year to Osamu Tezuka of 1995 (30 years before Transformers Virtory)

Its directed by Masayuki Kojima who did Genesis Climber Mospeada(Robotech Season 3) and The Super Dimension Cavalry Southern Cross (Robotech Season 02)

Its based on a Manga by Yasushi Akimoto and Chika Kimura that i neer read

It stars Issei Miyazaki from Barefoot Gen/BECK: Mongolian Chop Squad/BioHunter/Cardcaptors/Devil Hunter Yohko/Pokémon/Sgt. Frog/Tenjho Tenge/Wedding Peach, Yukana Nogami from Bleach/Dragon Ball Super(ew! and she was kale, one of the cr-ppy loser saiyans )/Flint: The Time Detective/Inuyasha/MAR/One Piece/Pokémon/Pretty Cure/Sekirei/Sgt. Frog/Super Dragon Ball Heroes/Cardcaptors/Ghost Stories/Wedding Peach/Toei Yu-Gi-Oh!, Kyousei Tsukui from Angel Cop/Call Me Tonight/Case Closed/Cyber City Oedo 808/Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex/Midnight Panther(wasnt dat p0rn0?_Mobile Fighter G Gundam/Monster Rancher/Magical Doremi/Sgt. Frog, Mitsuaki Madono from 00s Astro Boy/90s Berserk/Beyblade/Bleach/Case Closed/Cybersix/Digimon Fusion/Dragon Ball Z Kai/Flame of Recca/Flint: The Time Detective/Fullmetal Alchemist/GaoGaiGar: King of the Braves/Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex/Monster Rancher/One Piece/Pokémon/Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon Crystal/Saint Tail/Sgt. Frog/Shaman King/Street Fighter II V/Tenjho Tenge/Escaflowne/Wedding Peach, Rei Sakuma frpm Agent Aika/Angel CopCardcaptors/Case Closed/Cosmos Pink Shock/Dragon Half/Hamtaro/Mobile Suit Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz/Pokémon/Pop Team Epic/Shuten Doji/Wedding Peach, Rica Matsumoto Rica Matsumoto fromGravion Zwei/M.D. Geist directors cut/Mon Colle Knights/Naruto/New Cutey Honey/Pokémon/Sgt. Frog/Yu-Gi-Oh, Taeko Kawata frpm the sonic games/Bleach/Cardcaptors/Pokémon/Sonic X/Wedding Peach/Zatch Bell/Dragon Half/New Cutey Honey/Sailor Moon, Yukiji from Duel Masters/Flint: The Time Detective/Inuyasha/Pokémon/Sgt. Frog/Zatch Bell/Wedding Peach, Etsuko Kozakura from Sonic Games/ 00s Astro Boy/Case Closed/Daigunder/Ghost Stories/Inuyasha/Pokémon/Pop Team Epic/Sgt. Frog/Sonic X/Yo-kai Watch, Keiichi Sonobe from Amazing Nurse Nanako/Case Closed/Daigunder/Digimon/Digimon Frontier/Dragon Ball Super/Dragon Ball Z Kai/Fist of the North Star - Legend of Raoh: Chapter of Death in Love/Fullmetal Alchemist/Gintama/MAR/Monkey Magic/Monster Rancher/Naruto/New Fist of the North Star/One Piece/Pokémon/Pretty Cure/Sgt. Frog/Spider Riders/Zatch Bell, Kunihiko Yasui from Capcom vs SNK/The King of Fighters/Rockman ZX Advent/Apocalypse Zero/Cardcaptors/Case Closed/Demon Beast Invasion(a p0rb0)The King of Fighters: Another Day/M.D. Geist directors cut and 2/Naruto/New Cutey Honey/Ninja Resurrection/Sgt. Frog/Venus 5(a p0rn0)/Wedding Peach, Saori Higashi from Case Closed/Inuyasha, and Yuko Minaguchi from Tales of Symphonia/Sonic Shuffle/Klonoa/Dragon Ball Final Boot/Jushin Liger/BioHunter/Cardcaptors/Case Closed/Devilman Lady/Dragon Ball GT/Dragon Ball Super/Dragon Ball Z/Dragon's Heaven/Fist of the North Star 2/Fist of the North Star: Strawberry Flavor/lame of Recca/Golden Boy/Inuyasha/One Piece/Pokémon Chronicles/Sailor Moon/Super Dragon Ball Heroes.

I never sw this but my homie likes it and it was part of a double bill with the Sailor Moon SuperS movie, which I saw once but it was pretty good

ooh, it animated by Madhouse. Thye are usually great

so after the toei logo as they did some work on it, we get a drawing of azuki or red bean to soem 90s msuic and she dudnt like it but after a guy shes gay or yuunosuke liked it she became hs friend

her rival is yoko who wants yuunosuke and it valentines day where she ants to make chocolate wirh ore love than yoko for him

then an opening thats fun and nice and well animated to a nice song

this is when anime was good, its fun and creative and nice

also its widrescrene and colored but looks ike it should be fullcreen and was cropped for theatres as a lot of stuff is half offscreen, kinda like the dbz movies or transformers the movie

so kaoru shows azuki home bmade chocolate in a magazin and azuki wants her to mak it for ken the guy shes into and kaoru thinks it would be a waste as he sed men dont accept those things ad sh-ts of it(not literally)

azuki sez hes embarrassed and offers to team up to buy the book and do it with her(and not b0ning)

they walk home and talk about the chocolate they'd make and then yoo comes out and not like yuri on ice and sez shes havign a girls party in her vacation hosue wih skiing and its 2 hours away by car

is this like the lake epsiode of sailor moon where they go to the hot springs and sammy takes off serena's towel and the 90s dub kept it in??

So the 1st day of holidays is valentines day and at home this chick with red hair sez she dont wanna go to a snob party and suggests they say they got a grandma's b day

azuki calls yoko whp sez others didn't wanna come andseems like she dont thin girls like her

i assume shes gonna get disenfranchised and shoot the place up

ay school later red gead sez se'd be ok abd the other chicks dont got cr-p to do

yuunosuke comes in and heard she turned it down so hes going with en and matoko who are guys the azuki gang likes(azuki gang sounds like its in a Sukeban thing)

ken wants to ski/sowboard ad yoko comes in and is chumy with yuunosuke and not as in b0ning

red hair sez this was a plan yoko had to invite the boys to her vaentines party ans auki ssz had she known yuunosuke as coming she'd hae aid yes

I think this party is how spike hot ptegnant with emma in Degrassi jr high

so red head ssz sez theyd have a party  for her grandma and kaoru and azuki think yoko will give yuunosuke fancy chocolates

its probably got exotic spice in it that'll give him the runs

hnnnnnnng schlopppppp!!!

azuki thinks their home made chocolates will be overshadowerd and they cant give em to yuunosuke cuz hes 2 hours away

azuki gets home and her kid bro like Sammy in sailor moon is gonna go skiing and sh-t off fireworks in the place the yoko has her party as ken is bringing him to yoko's party

azuki looks at the chocolate book and imaguines giving yuunosuke home made chocolates by the fireplace

then he clutches his stomach and groans and tentacles erupt from his body and a big yokai bursts out his skin and says "At last, a virgin to impregnant with my demon goo!"

jk really dad sez yuunosuke is calling her and yuunosukeasks what soubineer she wants  and how her bro is coming and he looks forward to direworks and is picking up her bro day after tomorrow(When the ice age happenas and wipes out soviet Canada) cuz her house is closest to his

she's happy hes comming to her place and after hanging p ecides to get her a55 in gear

then we see a montage of her trying on aruous sexy outdfits cuz this is Japan, and wearing SM Gear and that Japanese rope thing anddressed like a h--ker in a string bikini top and microskirt and thigh high pleather neon high eel boots and buying a lot of c0nd0ms

jk even Japan won't do that, well,, not in this show anyway, really she

she alls kaoru and sez ti make choolate for the boys tomorrow after school nd she sez she needs moms apron

then they try making chocolate and hocolae and cream dont mix at that temp

her brother tries dipping his finger in the chocolate but burns it cuz its hot anc i hope that finger wasn't in his a55

mom ass if the cholcoate is for a boy and aziki sez go away and they make chocolaye in molds like creepy crawlers and she gives the devolved pieces to her brother

at night she prays to The Creator for the chutzpa to give yuunosukechocoateand he'd be happy with it

praying in anime? the dub might cut it like Saint Tail, but Escaflowne didn't censor it when Allen got shanked

the next day yuunosuke comes by and she sez fr bro to stay til she tells him and he knows of the chocolate but se denies it

she opens the door and its ken as yuunosuke had smething come up and he left on his own so he sent ken for the kid bro daizu

aziki is bummed and asks if he saw kaoru but he dsnt

kaoru is bummed as shes waiting fr ken to come by to yokos place buthe didn't go and the 2 broads wait inthe main room bummed

they start cutting themselves crying tears of blood and screaming crawl ing in my sin, these wounds they do not he al

jk really azukis rents say thety're going out and leave em alone til they return in the eening

the girls say 'the h-ll with boyts! lets try smething else!" and start making out

jk thats go nagai, really they think of the guys they like and yoko is driveb by her om wirh ken and daiz in a snowy road

moms a female Asian driver and drive off the road int the woods and nails a tree

this is how horror movies start. i assume a yokai will get em. Better call enma kun or enpi chan

red hea called idama is witrh the main 2 and laighs and sez they were s bummed they forgot er grandmas b day but the boys brobably frgot its valentines day as yuunosuke isn't the kinda guy to do cr-p like go to her party like thar

azuki gets a cal from yuunosuke saying the yoko ad cums never got him abd mijt br a car accident and the place he called isn'r responding

kaoru thinks something happened and jidama sez ken won't die while azuka thinks her rents are out and this is the 90s beore sieve jobs ruined the world with his apple cr-p, there's o cellphones

the teacher comes by and sez yuunosuke called him but they dnt now what happened so he's goung there and tey have teacher bring em in hus cr-pmobile

the teaher just brings a buncha ids somewhere? the 90s were innocent

so at night they find yokos oms car and yokos mom comes out of a builing and the others are in there and ok

a tow trick brought em to afety and yoko gt a fever being in the cold as se lower evolved

yuunosukes taking a tran and isn't tere yet so azuki thinkshe might be lost

we se him walkin the snowy woods ancomes after a car but dont contact it and it goes by

then he hears a sound and tuns to see a dog headed yokai with oozing rool and blood red eyes that glow

j rwally azuki wants to go but teacher sez she might get lost too

ken sez he wishes the house ha a ignal but 1 guy sez use a smoke signal like a nina so aziki ssz usefirework

they do and yuunosuke seez em and recalla azukis words and runs to where they are like the Wise Men and the Fist of the Star Of Bethlehem

he gets there andsees zuki and sez its ciz she tod hi and asks why ses here

ken sez she was woorrosd anfken wants to go night skiing like that epof sailor oon when daren was evil and raye skied wutserena and chad

yuunosuke wants to go if aziki and kaoru go and yoko ties togo but is f'd out and goes inside

seeing yoko's resolve they ganbare and night snii i mean ski and ken sez he ddnt gr choolate ton yoko but did rom daizu and it was gomemade and good whch makes kaworu i mean kaoru hapy

yuunosukesaid he as bumed she wasn't coming but is glad shes here anfd azikis brother snowboards into her

her leg is snaped and se's bleeding out but saus "ill see you in h-llyuunosuke-kun" andbarfs blood

jk rwallyshes ok and daizu gives herhis chocolate he ave herand its the devoled piece and shes worried it might be dtoo devoled for im

she offers him it and he laughs and sez he forgot it was alentines day and if he knew he'd have turned dwn yoko

e accepts her chocolate and j-ZZ spills n it, jkits a snowflake anf he eas it ad sez it tastes like her, but nt in a cannibal way but its sweet cute and jealous

she sez she'd never forgt valentines ay and creits roll witna water color image of azuki and other guys in it to bell ad orchestral music, wait its her and yuunosuke

the end

that was nice

cute innocent, fyn, kind and whlesme

its lite an positive and has heart and seems like peanuts eith Charlie brown in more than art and looks

i enjoyed it and the animation is good and it has charm and heart

glad i saw it, and thanks ryan for suggesti i review it

For Azuki Chan 2 I want it to be years later and she's married o Yunosuke and she's getting knda fat but don know if she's pregnant, so she ries to get a pregnancy test and stuff keeps coming p, lus hes pretty fat and keeps getting stuc in thins and haing to stop to breathe and chug a 2L bottle of pop. Also its a 128 bit game on Dramcast, GameCube, ps2 and xbox where you play as her and do miniames to get places and do tasks and stuff and press the right buttons to ecover stamina.

Crossfire Trail Review

 Note: I spell like i got caught up n the cross fire!!

Crossfire Trail

This is my review on Crossfire Trail from the diastant future year to alec iinness of 2001 (10 years before Robotech and Transformers the headmasters)

Its directed by Simon Wincer who did Quigley Down Under/Free Willy 01

its based on a book by openly French Louis L'Amour tht i never read

It stars manly Tom Selleck from The Rockford Files/Magnum, P.I./Friends/Boston Legal/Blue Bloods/Myra Breckinridge/Coma/Quigley Down Under/The Shadow Riders/The Sacketts/myra Breckinridge/Last Stand At Saber River, Openly Blonde Virginia Madsen from Dune/Candyman 1/The Number 23/Wonder Woman the direct to video 09 movie/Justice League/Spider-Man: The New Animated Series/f==kin gay a55 Teen Titans/Justice League Unlimited/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/Pickle and Peanut/Designated Survivor/Voltron: Legendary Defender,  Wilford Brimley from The China Syndrome/The Thing/Cocoon 01/Seinfeld/Hard Target, David O'Hara from Braveheart/The Devil's Own/Hotel Rwanda/Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 1/Gotham, Christian Kane from the 2004 movie Taxi, Mark Harmon from Natural Born Killers/2003 Freaky Friday/Chicago Hope/The West Wing, Brad Johnson from Left Behind/Left Behind II: Tribulation Force/Left Behind: World at War, Barry Corbin from WarGames/Critters 2: The Main Course/Ghost Dad/No Country for Old Men/M*A*S*H/Life with Louie/King of the Hill/Walker, Texas Ranger/The Looney Tunes Show/opebly cr-p Modern Family/Anger Management/Young Sheldon/Yellowstone, Ken Pogue from Silence of the North/The Grey Fox/The Dead Zone/The 6th Day, Joanna Miles from Judge Dredd, Rex Linn from Thunderheart/Cliffhanger/Iron Will/Clear and Present Danger/Rush Hour/Ghosts of Mars/Cheaper by the Dozen/Unsolved Mysteries/Doogie Howser, M.D.The Gambler Returns: The Luck of the Draw/JAG/Walker, Texas Ranger/Young Sheldon, William Sanderson from Coal Miner's Daughter/Death Hunt/Blade Runner 1/Married... with Children/Batman: The Animated Series/Santo Bugito/Aaahh!!! Real Monsters/Jumanji the show/Walker, Texas Ranger/Cow and Chicken/The Angry Beavers/Dharma & Greg, Marshall R. Teague from The Shadow Riders/The A-Team/Quantum Leap/Baywatch/Walker, Texas Ranger/Sliders/Armageddon, Carmen Moore from Blackstone/Arctic Air/Bates Motel/Vikings, Glen Gould (Not the pianist) from Wolves from 2014/Bones of Crows/Yvon of the Yukon/Mary-Kate and Ashley in Action!/Blackstone/Murdoch Mysteries/Hard Rock Medical/Unsettled/Diggstown, and a frw i neer saw in anuthing or aint on back door, candy a55, aids bag, weener cleaner, Sodom bottom, banana crammer, cripple nipple, gender offender, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants Wikipedia who wants to be paid to lie to yu.

i nevr saw this b4 but its a made for tv movie and it was the most-watched made-for-cable television movie ever, until High School Musical 2

so in 1880 by soviet California a boat comes by and a dying guy talks with tom delleck and bites it so tiom beats the gay ut of the captain for what he dd to dying guy and takes oney from his box

some guys come by and hear mutiny is punished by hanging and they book it to the mountains and cr-p and say the money they took was back wages as creits roll

to caps a buffalo and 1 of his guys wants to ice more but tom sez they'll be gone in a few years

at night they camp and 1 is an irish andwants to go to montana for gold mines so in later he goes off

tom and homie goes to a place of 40 000 acres from the soo cheef red cloud by someone and on the place he goes to the town leaving homie there

in the store he orderssupplies nd sees a winhester for 32$ spcial order but the guy bit it

he meeds a blone playing moonlight sonata and recognizes it and talks with her of Beethoven wo b0ned wh0res and she thinks he's a redneck but he surprizes her

shes ann Rodney nd he sez her husband sent him there and she sez he was iced over a year ago

in the store he sez he'd get the cr-p in a day or 2 ad goes to get a drink where he mentions Charles rodny wjo everyone notices and sez rest in peace

1 guy sez a guy was caught by a raiding party or indiabs or w/e and i think the Brimley notices and followes him to the barber

as tom gets a shave brimley sez he worked with charlrs and wanted to go with him to sovet san fran Sodom

after cleaning up tom asks a guy what Rodney wore when the soo raiders took him but then notes te guy lied

a guy in a suit senfs the liar off ad makes peace wth tom  but seems sinister and the liar is called snake

on the way back brimley talkswith tm of stading up to snake and tom sez Rodney didn't get it from soo and he knows brmley speaks sooand has him say smething nice

tom goes in the woods and finds a leg broen red girl wos the chiefs daughter abd brimley wants to ditch her buttom tends to her

three toughs on horses come for the red chick but tom stands up to em and notes 1s gun is lashed dowb and  brmley has em at riflepoint and they go

rimley wants to ditch tom as he p-ssed off all the toughs and thers a red attack squad on the hill

manwe're half an hourin, tht felt like nothing

the reds come down with red cloud  and 1 sez they stole his daughter and to ice em but brimley tells em they helped her andred chck backs em up

tom sez Rodney said to look af his ranch and the red cloud lets em gobut 1 redhassles wm an runs off as tom knew he was only tying to scare em

virginya blondeis fiancé to the guy who sent liar off and wears black and tells his goons to take cae of something

blonde sez she can' pay the mortgage this month as theres not enough school kids and she might sell the ranch tinking charlies Rodney ha property in san fran sick and black suit loaned him money

at da ranch brimley and tom eat and irish comes by and then we get a montage of them getting hores and cr-p

brimley shows 1 guy i think homie a better way to file a horse hoof and do each side a bit instad of all 1 side

tom goes to chuch for prayer and blonde comes by and he tells her Charles die 6 weeks ago but i think dark syit cmes by in gray and a buster Kearon hat and tom  sez he'd be at da ranch and  goes

blonde asks if he's right of charle biting it recent anddark suit out of dark suit sez he only wants her ranch

after more ranch cr-p irishmmcirishmakes another irish joke and plays ches with brmley who wants no more irish jokes but homie likes em

in day timeblonde comes by and tom sez he promised cgarlies to lookm after his place and woan but he dont believe it cuz he never mrentioned tom

she goe of bt tom follows and she sez she met Charlie in san fran sicko and he wanted to be a big advsnturer but their daughter bit it at 4 months and they are at a grave and she gets jittery

tom sez charlies talked of da racnh al; the time but loved her most

tom goes to the bar and has a drink and tells blone carlies sold hi san fran cr-p to pay the mortgage and was shanghaied when drink to celebrate and when he trid to escape the bot the cptain beat him dead

one of the toughs wants to face tom so he gets the gun from the store and tells the tough he otta thank tom as the red chick was red clouds daughter AND red colud would skin him alive

tough shoots at tom but he went from magnum to 1 gauge an dtakes hi out and another guy on the roof cuz hes like a ninja and sensed his ki i think

at dinner dark suit in gray sez tough tried to b0ne a red girl and tom interviened and tom is lying about the holding in san fran solfd to pay the thin

at the ranch a cow is caught in a tar thing and tom ants to sell it as ashphalt to pave the streets o pay the mortgage

at the ranch they see the brother of tough who wants revenge and the sherrif wants to arrest him but it was self defence

dark uit guy sez hes the orghate holder and wants tom and friends out in 3 days but tom sez he got the money but dark suit se prove it

at home blonde dont lie hi wanting to send away tom but he tries to explain and she sez tom put flowers on her kids grave and when he sez the ranch is still hers, she sez she chooses ho stays on it

aftr tom and friends shoot cans blimey is at a bar and dark suit named bruce like booty boy offers him a stay at the ranch after tom is out but he dont anna

so this black hat comes bylookin like David kaye from beast wars and tom knows he;s gotta deal with him and comes to town

in school blonde reads a poem to kids and Tom comes by and reveals his name is Raphael like the angel or Ninja Turtle or Painter and his om got him good protoculture like Beethoven and Milton and sent him to the Jesuits but he didn't stick wth it

bruce meets with David kaye guy and revelas they were the ones who sent Charlie to the sea and expected him to bite it but didn't expect tom to come in liek an angel and not David kaye thought he otta just cap Charlie and could cap bruce and get it over with

brce goes to blonde and wants to marry her and later she goes to see tom and finds the tar on the property and its what back door bruce is after an they wind up smooching

not David kaye is gonna sniper tm but really he gets i think the irishma as the iris were the ethnics in that era and not considered White

wait its the homie who got it and the irish screams noooooooooooooooo

she goes to bruce and when she dont go with himto marry he slaps her and brings her to the barto force a marriage like hes a gaijin or something

sherrif sez object or hodl ur peace and barkeep sez he onjects cuz its not right so bruce caps himin the heart in front of many people like hes era miller

sherrif regrettingly marries em as she sez i do n- and covers her mouth and sherrif regrets it after

he takes her to a room to b0ne but she fights back and he slugs her out and leaves as i guess he's ot into b0ning what seems dead

after a servive for the homiethe three musketeers as aramis got capped head throguht the woods at night to save the day

in daytime bilmemey tsueis to sniper the davi kays sniper but htis the church bel nesxt to him an chaps brewaks out

eventually theres a gunfight and tom and firends with help from a geezer fire on the saloon and tom learns his woman the blonde is captive by the bad guy like t r Edwards having lisa hayes pregnant captive as rick hunter fights him in the original script for robotech ii the sentinels

sherrif leaves after a drink and throws his badge and tom gets shot but when down the David kaye comes by and tom takes him down but 4 he ends David kaye, bruce caps him

b4 the bruce finishes him, blonde wastes him and they walk off bullet wounds

the end

That was petty good

people hated it cuz it didn't do much new, but you don't gotta reinvent the when each time you make a new car

good acting and Tom was good in it

nice twists but i saw em coming but were still good

the music and acting was well done as were the effects and action

didn't expect the chick to end the bad guy but it works, like Sailor Venus killing queen beryl in the manga

its a solid movie and goes by at a good pace with no drag and nice flow

it doesn't feel like 2 hours with adds and had good heart

Glad I Saw This One

For Crossfire Trail 2 I want it to be years later and the oil sees to run dry and their daughter goes into the hole in the earths a55 to find the issue, turns out this underground city of coyote people is there and has plugged the hole the oil was abiotically made in for their oen reasons, so she has to take em out with a plasma rifle with infinite ammo and upgrade ammo packs she takes fro em to wipe em out cuz they're daemons. Also its a 16 bit run n gun game like Life On Earth on Sega Genesuis, Snes TG16 Atari Jaguar, and GBA.