On The Beach Review

 Note: My keybord is cr-ppy so theres typoes

On the Beach

This is my review on On the Beach from the distant firure year to ben franklin of 1959(70 years before Robotech Season 2 with thicc blonde dana taking showers)

Its directed by stanly Kramer who did Inherit the Wind/Judgment at Nuremberg/It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World/Guess Who's Coming to Dinner

it stars Gregory Peck from The Yearling/Duel in the Sun/Captain Horatio Hornblower/David and Bathsheba/The Snows of Kilimanjaro/Roman Holiday/Moby Dick/Cape Fear/How the West Was Won/To Kill a Mockingbird/The Omen/The Boys from Brazil/ the 90s Cape Fear/Ther Big country/yellow sky/The Stalking Moon/MacKenna's Gold, the evil Ava Gardner from The Snows of Kilimanjaro/The Band Wagon/The Sun Also Rises/The Night of the Iguana/The Bible: In the Beginning..., the honorable Fred Astaire from Royal Wedding/The Band Wagon/Daddy Long Legs/Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town/The Towering Inferno/That's Entertainment, Part II, aids bag Anthony perkins from The Trial/70s Murder on the Orient Express/The Black Hole(the neil degrasse tyson p0rn0?)/Psycho I II III and IV, Donna Anderson from Inherit The Wind/70s The Incredible Hulk/The A-Team/Murder, She Wrote/Dragnet/Little House on the Prairie, John Tate from Thunderbirds, Harp McGuire from Inherit the Wind, Ken Wayne from The Dirty Dozen 1, Guy Doleman from Dial M for Murder/Billion Dollar Brain/Murder, She Wrote, John Meillon from Crocodile Dundee 1 and 2, Brian James from Quatermass and the Pit, and many guys i never saw or aint on back door, candy a55. beta male, aids bag, soom bottom, frooty booty banana crammer, cripple nipple, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie venag stoner peta  tree kung fu based on plants wikipediea who kept open lies of Urotsukidoji up fo years.

afer mgm logo we get guys on a submarine thecredits

later theres radio of radiation heading for soviet autralia and topny perkins is making breakfast an has a wife an id

wife sez how he might have work as a leff ten ent as the candy a55s ay luitenant and he has to get milk

so its soviet Australia in the 60s and looks like America in the 20s as they only had 30 years of electricity by the 90s

a guy woth an accient i mean accent talks with tony of an amerian ship and how he's gotta go on a mission

he might be out for 4 months as it'll be 5 months before IT gets there and after , talks with a ecretary of her getting a boyfriend

later peck talks to tony of how the'd be out fr like 2 months and the admiral gave him a pass to a club for mahogany or w/e

later tony is on the beach and hangs wuth his wife an kid and smacks her a55 with a towel and sez "time to get ur fiute back" as he's not intio fat chicks like most guys, esp all skinny black guys on the learning channels with those half ton blobs

tony has to look after preck for 2 days and talks with hia wman and kisses her on the mouth

tony! What are yoyu doo ing?! You're with a wo man!!

later pek meets ava gardner and they go to eat and get along

at the eating place with horsecarts and a place to park horses oyrside they talk with a geezer whos bugg buddy was iced for being Anmerican

some guys talk o if the was was an accident or planne and a mitake  and how civilization was dstroyedby radio cr-p

1 gut eez how they made nukes and the radiation is 9x the past levels and they'e all doomed but mrs tony freaks out like "we cant!" and runs off

peck tslks with drinking ava about being drunk and he reveals he was  iwojima when the nukes went off and air was full of radio active dust and he has a woge and kids

she wanted to do stuff and is bummed but he comforts her and she blacks out

peck puts her down, tolts her head, opens her mouth, unzips and

jk he puts her to bed andis a gentleman

so the brass talks of going to the pole, north or south, and having uranium like the pokemon game Nintendo tried to seal, and having human life survive

so ava goes on the boat and talks to the pec and he sez regulation sez if a chick gets drunk, u put her to bed and return to the ship, as ur not mant to be b0ning

he gives her a scuit andtalks with a guy who got the wrong components and should get the ruight ones for the mission

she talks with parts guy of how you can't drin on a sub and hes gonna check the radiation

peck gets a morse code message that sez something of water but not much sense and later we seepeck and ava sailing on a boat like bogart but she tips the boat and costs em the race

tony talks with a uy about evolutipn pills i mean suicide pills and imagie if it was really pills made of compresse aids spurnm so you eat it and rot out?

on the beach peck and ava play around and he smacks her a55 with a paddle bt rrs tony sez tony dont play with her like that

some high rank brits talk of booze and how it needs another year and tony goes to a hairless dr to get suicide pills and he helps tony

tony talks to his woman of her wanting an electric mower and he gives her suicide pills and sez its a special kid  of sleeping pill and warns of radiation sickness

also he wants her to ice their kid and she dont wanna as she knows its not better to die than be killed and if you end it you go to h e double aftica

later peck talks with ava about cr-p and is shakey of how he thought his fam was safe at home but never thought the wa would reach em but it did and  he thought he'd keep her but can't take it now

ava goes tosome place with a guymaking some kinda vejicle and sez its a ferrarri

she used to be in,love with him n wonders if he still likes her and he sez what of peck and she sez he's married with children like al and peg bundy and  he takes her home

later its the south or north pole andpeck in on the sub looking at stuff from the preicscope

later scienctst is asked by tony if he went to sac fran sicko and science gy played by fred Astaire sez sez and saw a girl with great legs

hope its a real girl and not hiding a surprize thats a foot long

tony worrys abouthis woman and hwo she saw him as a murderer for wanting her an their kidto die

science fred sez he envies him for having someone to love and dont know why he puts up with tony

also a quiki look at candy a55 wikipeiea, sez in the book ava and fre were cousins not lovers lik with sailor Uranus an neitune an the idea of survuvoes in the north hemisphere was thought impossible and the morse code came from elsewhere

so the ship gets to soviet can fran sicko and its a deadcity but not from hiv like its got now and no one is there but the buildings are still there and not nuked like in the boo or Hiroshima or the alleged 1906 earthquake

1 guy jumps out of the ship and swims to shore and sez hes got a date on market street and is going home uz hes from soiet san fran Sodom but a dr sez a man can last a few days to a week out there in the nucular wasteland

the swimmer is fishing and peck talks to him on th radieo an treis to get him back but swimmer would rather die now at home instread of wih his freinds in Australia later

he sez he's got 200 rug stores to get cr-p from and i think he's gonna end it like a girly man who go neutered and the sub leaves him to die

he then starts twitchin and spazzig out and screaming ans sonvulsing and statys falling apart and under it ins a reptilian lizar thing under him as he's been devolved

jk really 1 guy sez howthe guys on mar saw it and might come down and take over, possible joingly, but with flat earth theory...

they guys talk o who started it and 1 pblames Einstein as hes jyu ish and 1 fred sez they thought peace can be maintained and had weapons too strong to be contained and 1 guy thought he saw something on a rdar screen and reacted and nued it

we have to pay for all we use, we never think before we light the fuse

look up look up look up the ky is falling, look out theres something you have got to do, b4 you try to go outside to take in the view, look up becuz th sky might fall on you!

looking back, that robotech song made in the 80s might be about ossible nucular war as it was in the cold war with Reagan vs the societs

also in the book Albania nuked Italy an things escalated and the northern hemisphere was wiped out and the radiation went south, but the movie ont blame anyone as it dont wanna alienante anyone who might watch it

so they get to somewhrre else and 1 guy goes in a suit and air pack and fills an airlock with water andgoes out in a boat he inflates like a lot of guys girlfriends

he walks around the empty town and goes to the power hosue and bot a Nordic god card in yugioh 5ds and its still running

he looks into an empty room and out umps some melted cheese people who were devolved by the radiation and start ripping him apart an tearing chunks of flesh otu as he screams

jk really he finds a coke bottle on a morse code generator on a string tapping and he takes it off and sends a message of his own

preck ras the message and laughs and guy in suit truns off the power house as u guess he cares about global warmin in nucular winfter

later we see ava on a farm with horses and a geezer and peck comes back and smooches her and sez hes all right

tonyes wilanlooks in the mirror and torny is behin her and they kiss on the mouth like normal people and he sez he'd never leave again

frearri guy frives up in a car like the mach 5 in speedo racer and th guy who i think is fred sez hes gonna go in a race or something

a high rank guy gives command of US Naval Froces to peck and then we see the pack i man the fred in a car race on a road and is this were mad mad came from?

theres a lot of cars bustng up cuz bustin makes ja feel good and fred Astaire wins the race

pec se he heard someone got trout season moved up and they go to the mts to fish in a river as drunks sing

then at a hotel wirh out Anthony perkins chopping people u, peck ad ava are in as it rains ousaide and drinks still sing that song and ava and peck smoochand it fades putso i think they b0ned

latet th peck is on a base and dr sez he otta look at ackerman and hes feeling cr-ppy an barfs offscreen and peck sez he'd be ok

peck asks if he omly had too many beers but dr sez its radiation and someone ad to get it 1st as we all  react didfrent and hes already dead

a priest gves a sermon and coforts the people amd some part i wasn't paying attention to as i was looking through old posts and links i refound on microsot teams

1 part had va with the high rank guy from b4 and i think she b0ned him cuz shes that kind of girl and we see a guy in a pol hall

ava drives a car fast by th road like misty in yugioh 5ds and fre blocks the gap in the garage door wit a cloth and gets in the car to gas himself

then we see ava get to peck on the aircraft carrier or /e and sez now its tie to say bye

he sez he love her andthey smooch as the sun shines on the water behind em like a raio active thing

tony sez he oves his woman and they go to bed with her feeimg weird an him talking of them meeting

she asks The Creator to fogive her and they are implied to have taken suicde pills and then we seea su going off as peck might'e gone on the sub as ava staus back to cook

then an empty town wih a soldier statue and a banner saying, there's still time... brother

\the end

that was well made

dark, grim and haunting, without hope and only doom

good acting and filming and told in b/w

it kinda makes you think of how it might happen and worry

But then you remember The Book Of Revelation and even ater it ends, there's a future

Glad I saw it, I was expecting a more Roger Corman thing but got a meaningful drama

For On the Beach 2 I want the sub to go off to the sea but encounter trilobite people and the Ningen from the north and south poles and get taken to their deep sea kingdom. In there they are healed of radium and are to be used as experirments but they rebel and escape the city andbring the healing tech to save the south. Also its a 16 bit action game on sega genesis, snes, tg16, Atari jaguar and gba where you play as up to 2 soldiers and use different guns from enemy trilobite people to take on their sea monsters and ride hovercraft in the undrrsea city to fight great sea beasts like ningen and mosaaurs.