Bogart Life Comes In Flashes Review

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Bogart: Life Comes In Flashes

This is my review on Bogart: Life Comes In Flashes from he ditant future year to Humphry bogard of 2024 (1 year before transformers victoey)

Its directed by Kathryn Ferguson who did nothing i saw

its a doc on humhrety ogart and has interviews from people he knew

i never saw it bt my mom likes bogey so imma give it a shot

adter logos we get b/w footage and stills of 50s actors at a gathering

then a guy rwads bogards words of how he never new he was liked and how actors can't make mistakes like real people

1 guy sez gogard looked rugged and manly that Americans liked unlike final fantasy 7 how they made cloud a girly man to appeal to their target audience

bodarg jr sez bogard has three wives b4 his mom and fd up a lot plus had decades b4 he made it

then title

thenclips of a film with lauren bacall and how he was told to made her seem more insulant than him and we hearhe fellin love in his 40s

they got along and bogard sez she aw things with younger clear eyes like genki in monster rancher

\bogard dint wanna marry her cuz of the 1ar few but latr they got along and both were from soviet new York

then we hear how bogard worked in theatre in 21 and did a lot of cr-p esp with work and the star who they fought and later fell in love like a hallmark movie

bogard laterstarred in a play and his mom rwad he s-cked in a review and his rents were rich and successful with a dentist or surgeon dad and an artist mom who wan'r affectionate to him and named him huphry

his picture was all over andkids mocked him for it and his mom was a suffragist and feminist which explains why she hated her son

he grww up by a lake and had a mtor boat his dad gave him and didn't like authority and dad wanted him o be a surgeon

he f'd outta school and his baast-rd rents blamed him for it so he joined the navy like one piece and wasn't damaged by it

he didn't like his mom being the breadwinner and didn't wanna but did marry that chick

he played teens and used gel to slick his hair  ac like valentino

its the 20s and theres prohibition and crime and booze and queers rising and this play was about 2 girls in love like go nagai

people saw it was associated with violence and still today with domestic violence with those couples often and some mailed wife 1 to thank her for warning of te dangers of it

the evul mae west did a guy guy version of it and got arrested for indecency so bogard was against censorship like Real Americans

so bohard dumped wife 1 and didn't see much of her so then he wound up falling in love with a chic he worked with in a play who sez hes a classic man with values

then as the sooc market crash that THEY caused and plays f' out so hegot into playing chess for money or 1$ a game which was a lot in the goode olde slavery days

taklies came in and fox needed an answer to mgms clark gable andhe was made up to look pretty bt did 5 films for fox andafter that contract he went to broadway and figgered he'd done with filnm

he got into liquor which later klled him and his rents were fighting an junkies and dad ha an accident and mom had headaces so they got f'd

dad made cr-ppy invetments and mom had to do the money making and not by b0ning men for it like ba rock did

he got a role in the petrified forrest and edwar g robinson helped him get the part as a gangster and rough go nagai style bada55

wait it was leslie howard who the brits let die in a plane they knew was gonna get it

so the movie was a bhot and wb had him sh-tting out movies one after another like a chic addicted to pregnancy and shooting out 1 baby after another

so he was a hit and he wanted tobring wife 2 and start a amily bur he didn't wanna and dumped him

then he met virgibya mayo and had him not contact her for three months to see if t worked

she often played tough chicks like Go Nagai makes like kikunosuke abashiri or mitsuki yagyu

then we had had the production code come in andtheres no swearing, gayness, unpunished crime, makng authority look bad, b0ning outta marriage, race mixing or other things found distasteful then and by many now

so in 33 mayo was numer 1 and 34 was hrly temple then she got sent to the kitchen as a supporting role to keep women from being influenced bad

bogard was doung better and her worse and they fought but made up as part of a dance and probably gave him a b0ner with fighting with her

studios had stars reply to fan maazines and say she was a good wife who isn't big on career and liked taing care of the home and cooking but it was a lie

bogard played gangsters and was the bad guy and its all the same but then he did a dr x movie where he drank blood and got it

he bickers with jack warner who was a real p o s and now burnscin dantes harambe

so hid dad got it and mom went worse and they had a burger for a nickle and whind of her son laying the bad guy

she never told anyne of her illness and went to the hospital and bit it and bogard put occutpation as housewife to stick t to that ice b--ch junkie

john hustion talks of high sierrea like the level in road rash on genesis ad board was accused of being a commie which was and still is a lrgit anger

he didn't give em anything ood or bad and he got into politics

we hear of how bogard and woman three and often smacked each other around bt nowadays hey'd make him look bad even though both did the same thing

so mayuo was jealous of boards shine and with the alleged crimes of zee axis being spread, heroes with indness were outdated and they needed tougher darker heoes

john huston whos a good director gets bogard for the malee falcon as sam spayed and he guy they wanted was not anting to urst his career to a new director so board got it

then for ww2 allies propaganda was Casablanca which tried  sux innocent men into a foreign war that costs em to fight for guys who'd hate em late lie the soviets and maruta

also the French s-c and England hates freedom and korea makes kr-p

so igard was shot at a few times by mayuo whos kind of a menace like Banchiyo Suke in Oira Sukeban over jealousy of Ingrid bergman

1 friend sez mayo was a drunk and sung ebraceable you when 1 went too far and louise brooks the silent actress sed they went to see her b4 going to butt F arfica to support the troops but they fll apart

so mayo was hiding in the bedrrom cuz mayo had a gun and bogard had a knife in his back as shes a maniac and this is spouse abuse ad shes an animal

so bogard as filming the big sleep and mayo was back on the sauce and he had enough of her violence and evil and dumped her brken a55

so board met bacall and she used to be betty bt howard hted the ame betty so he gave her the name launern ad her ancestors gname bacall

so she got love for fims she didn't do much or and hate for thins she didn't cause and her career was more about bogey and bacall

then the soviets were tryng to turn America conmmie and the gov ent to take it to em but the holywood 10 defended their evil lifestyle and allies

looking how unions and purvoes and progressive regressives took over and now theres gendrr offendrs in Disney shows they were right!

look how svu devolved inrio candya55 soap boxing or puvoes

or the proyud family reboot maing hating people for being the Right Race being shown as good

bohard defended these animals as he elt they were oppressed and like guys defending nambla and other similar groups, he got hate

eventually he recanted and the studio uys did a blacklist to stop those commies from poisoning the media 

loo how openly devolved dick wolf fired a writer for siding with a guy he didn't like

if thats ok, so is executing the Hollywood 10

bard did a thing on a sea song his dad said and he liked goig to sea to get away fro hollyweird

so bogey b0ned bacall and mad steven and he fought with her but the next day said sorru cuz he didn;t know how to react

he didn't ant one at 1st but saw he bite it b4 her andwanted a piece of him to go on luke baldan in robotic II the Srntinels comic

he used to be at a restaurant and sez he dont trust non drinkers cuz they fear revealing themselves

I avoid alcohol as I wanna stay in control, I have a lot of awful thoughts and don't wanna say things I'd regret. Its like Pandora's box in there

so he used o drink and pick on people for fun and was kind of a bully and in his last 10 years ws a drnk jacka55 but in a lonely place played a sympathetic and damaged guy who's an artist wgos drink and dangeros

ogard had bacall cme with him to keeo the marriage good as separation ddn't ast frim it but after leavinghis son with a urse, the nurse bit it and bacall had to choose bwetweena movie with huston or a 2 year old sh-tting up the place

bugard and woman 4 went to soviet paris and the French dont usualy care of celebs

they filmed the Africa queen in an africanized land and bogard hated the hard cr-p huston made em eat i mean film

bohard and husyon drank a lot of scotch and maybe not vodka

he married women who fit his career and later got an Oscar and felt his work aint great cuz THEY can make anyone a star

look at tom hanks and om cryise and grey delise and kirvy morrow

o humplhtb got Bacall's womb fillmee with a kid again ans moved to a good place

he lef wb and missed his fihts with javk l warner and bogey wnt to film beat the devil and bacall made another film

beat the devil wax made by truma capote who once wreslted with boget and pinned him

boget! et ota there! he's gonna b0ne you!

so he did the caine mutiny and played a nutcase and back door brando got the best Oscar for being a mumbling monkey and brando wasn't impressed

Stephen not universe sez bogard woyul've been a good dad and theyd have grown cloer

bohard and bacall were gonna make a moviebut he had a cough and got esophagus cancer and cuz of the kof he didt get meds and a back pain showed it spread

so bogard heard that his lngs wee removed or his heart was replaced with a gas pmp

they had a good saling and he had a good last times and he love the sea

later he was to crpled t dressor come dow stars so he as moved in the dmb waiter and sat for an hour smoking as he's readly dead

the evul aheine hepbuen and spencer tracwy saw hin an he sed goodbye spencr but should have said I'll see you in h-ll! I'll be waiting!"

so he bit it fom smoing and liquor and maybe mout stuff and we get words saing he had a good life

then ecredits to some song thats mellow and feeling

the end

that was oretty good

nice look back on a historical figure

i didn't know of his past wives or commie sympaties buthe seems to think it was for America, but that could be a cover

good use f clips from movies and reenactments of reading of his life

its well made andcovers his rise and end

if he didn't smokw and drink so much we could've had better movies but he would up lie errol Flynn and spencer tracey

too bad aboit his kids how he bit it when they were young

never knw about his sailing intert and how Leslie howard got him started in gangster roles

glad he dint like back door brando and his cr-ppy acting

For Bogart: Life Comes In Flashes 2 I want it to be the istant future year of 2029 and they use ai and cloning to remake bogart in a new mody thats part computer part regrown flesh. but brando was also brought back and they fight for who should be the lead in the next Oscar movie. Also are other dead celbs and the owners decide to have a tournament and whoever wins gets to be it, and they sell tickets and have it on pay per view. Its also a 16 bit fighting game on Sea Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where you play as a cyborg celeb and fht the others woth brando as the boss or if you use brando, bogart is the boss.