The Playhouse Review

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The Playhouse

This is my review on The Playhouse from the distant future yar to Oda Nobunaga of 1921(90 years before Rwdore Robotech Season 1 and Transforers The Headmasters)

Its directed by Buster Keaton who did Our Hospitality/Sherlock Jr./The Navigator/Seven Chances/Go West/The General/The Cameraman/Steamboat Bill Jr/The Frozen North/The Electric House/The Baloomatic, and also doreceetec by Edward F. Cline who did The Scarecrow/The Frozen North/Captain January/The Electric House/The Baloomatic.

It stars Buster Keaton from Coney Island/he Scarecrow/The Frozen North/The Balloonatic/Our Hospitality/Sherlock Jr./even Chances/he General/he Cameraman/Sunset Boulevard/Around the World in 80 Days/The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn/It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World/The Twilight Zone/Steamboat Bill Jr/The Elctric House, Eddie Clune from The Scarecrow, Virginia Fox from The Electric House, Joe Roberts from The Scarecrow/The Play House/The Frozen North/Our Hospitality/Te Electric House, Monte Collins from Our Hospitality, Joe Murphy from The Cat and the Canary 1927, and some guys not on bac door, candy a55, beta male, gender offender, frooty booty, Sodom bottom, banana crammer, cripple nipple, queer as a deer with aster in its rear, hippie vegan syoner peta tree kung fu based on plants Wikipedia who has pages for Dragon Ball characters like jiren, zamasu and kale/caulifla, biy bot android 17, garlic jr or Pan who did far more than those dinks.

I never saw this but i do like Keaton

after title and cresits we see bustern wanting togo to the opera hoyse and has an accordion wallet

he goes in and conducts with several busters as the band in a clever effect to split screen and looks more nautral than most things tody as cg s-cked

1 bustyer on a long flute struggles to get it in his mouth adn another saws his violin and 1 oils up his trombone

conducter rops his pages and stagehand bustern pulls the curain and theres 9 busters on stage dancing but then they seat

1 buster is in black face and sez a storm blew a silver ollar into 4quarters and 1 sez the wind blew a wart off a guys nose and brok a window

buster and girl buster watch from th balcon and reads the program with everuthng by buster Keaton and looks confused

kid buster an granny buster watch an geezer uster and bimbo buster watch and this is like dragon ball where everyone is a version of goku

bimbo buster has shoulders

water spills on geezer buster and its granny buster dumping a bottle so he uses an ubrella

the 9 busters stand an raise their hands and stagehand buster pulls a thing and we see 2 busters rancing and using canea in front o a forrest backround

the buste with girl buster applaudes and its revealed its a dream and a guy wakes up real buster and buster leaves as the guys take the se apart and it was a play performing thing

he punhes the punch clock and sweeps up and hits the floor stair that wont move til the broom breaks through the flor

buster deals with 2 dams who looks alike and sending em to dressing rooms and thinking its 1 until they both show uiop and he runs

h returns and they are in front of mirrons and it looks like theres 4 of m and he run back to a back oom and writes how he resolves not to drink anymore and sees a triple mirrot

he goes back and sees the girls and runs back to add "but ust as much"

Theres a packed corwd and buster has to dress th monkey and bropens the cage but it gets out so ghe gets into monkey face and fakes being the ape in a tux

the actor sees it him and gets mad but they go out anddo the play as buster chimps aroundand hits a ding bell an eats with a fork like a stabbing and smokes a cigar and accidentall puts the lit end in his mouth and climbs the scenarey and it falls apart

the audience wigs out and buster is in bed a as the actor beats o him with a stick he clibms the balcony and stands in  front of a lady looking with binoculars but freaks ou seeing him w/o em and blacks out

buster rides a bike around pylons and falls and dives into the ocean scenary to rip through it and sticks his head out as actos is mad at him

a big guy looks in the hole buster was jut in and gets slugged and when another guy looks in, the punhed guy punches him and theres a squabble

bustser outta apeface sees a girl but its the wrong one and sh don like him kissing her hand and punched guy wants something o buster goes out and by people digging the ground

he gets em to join the show and they are guards in a scene and buster has em atand to attention and move around in kind of a stop motion thing of them moving a bit and tking a photo as thy seem to move w/o mfot movement like south park

buster blows a whistekl d they make a cannon and are these guys turks or soviets? looks it up, they are Zouave and are frenchies so they probably are b0ning the garbage

so wait they take it aprt 1st and thenreassemble it an d i tink 1 guy is a midget and thy fire ay themselves and knock over a wall on the left

buster sees only 1 guy an the rest ate behind him and form a human pyramid and upsidedown pyramid wioth a ladder in front of em in a hecxaram like thin g

the guys climb the walland dont let the big guy in so they jump down and help him up but the rofle he holds bends and when he gets up, theall falls over

uster falls outta the theate and retorns and later big actor is in a fake beard and having a smoke andit catches fire

he runs out and buster with chicks sees him and breaks a fire axe case for in case of fire, hen beats the guys face, ten cuts off the beard ith the axe and stimps it

big actor chases him and a show comes on with he chicks but buster (eh heh heh, butt buster) runs by and big guy chases him 

they get to a stairthing and bustsr goes up but donr see big guy afrerbhim til hes near and umps down ad lifts the stairs up with the counter weight but gets a headshot

the show  sez the chick can stay under water longer than a river bottom and te chicks take off their coats and are in tank tops and tights

1 jumps in a ank behind a screen and buster comes by and sees her  but big guy is back somehow and chases him and does the ooby doo thing of hiding in door

buster trics him int a monkey cage and its been 4 mins since chick went in the water but got caught on sometujg and cant get out

buster gets a tea cip and spoons out water b4 seeing its too little and taes a big a5 hammer and busts the tank as the heater floocds

he saves the chick from an instrument pit  of water and big guy jumps in and buster escapes in a drum with q violin as a paddle

he grabs a chick and runs to the justice of the peace but sees he ot the wrng cgick and goes t er the rght oe

he marks her back with an X and goes to get married so he can tell the twins apart

the end

that was pretty fun

good action and gags

nice stunts and moves

the split screen multi buster Keaton kage bushin no jutsu was cool and goes back to george melies work 20+ years b4

i liked it and its a fun actiony thing

For The Playhouse 2 I want him to be working at the theatre as his woman is really pregnant and staying at home stuffing herself and swelling up and on the side, does odd jobs with vaudeville  comedy. also its an 8 bit sega master system an game ear, nes and game boy, tg16, Atari 7800 and lynx game here you do mini games to earn money for yourexpanding wie and cooking and feeding games for thar too.