Romance Of A Jewess Review

Note: I eat Kosher but spell non kosher

Romance Of A Jewess

This is my rebiew on Romance Of A Jewess from the distant future year to King David and Sauil AKA Paul of 1908(120 years before Tramsformers Zone maye)

Its directed by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat.

It stars the 2st named American star who wound up suiciding afye her life fell apart Florence Lawrence from nothn I saw, George Gebhardt from nothing I saw, Gladys Egan from A Corner In Wheat, John R. Cumpson from nothing i saw, Guy Hedlund from nothing I saw, Arthur V. Johnson from nothing i saw, Alfred Paget from The Musketeers of Pig Alley/Judith of Bethulia/Intolerance/, Hly cr-p its got Mack Sennett! And Harry Solter from nthing I saw.

I never saw this before but Griffith is good but most of these actors died soon after like before the talkies.

Its by Biograph which I think was Thomas Edisons company and did countless films mot of ehich no longer exist

after title we see a family at this possible chicks eath bed and act exaggerated as was custom for the time

so the woman in bed bites it and her, i wanna say daughter, but i guess it wasn't only the 80s an 2020s that you can't tell guys from gitl, hugs what i think is her dad or grandpa

then in a music store i think this guy with a huge a55 tua comes in and starts tooting but its silent and the guy who does the sound effects in the thearre has been dead since like the 20s

a guy is a striped shirt like a Frenchie leaves and the da and daughter help him with his tooba

a lay comes in with white clothes and i think its pantloons and the dad or grandpa unfolds em and she gets b--chy over it

a moustache and top ha guy ina striped shirt i wanna say is yellow in real lifr comes in an has a stick an gives em his jacet an neck thing and starts taking off his pants after tuning the head of the chick but is stopped

i guess she is a chic but sh could always turn her head back

after miusgathe guy gos off a spazzy guy comes in and givs his coat but is given it back and leaves

a dark suit guy comes in as dad or granpa is out and meets the chick and gets some books i think but keeps stepping back to talk to her and kisses her arm but leaves as dad returns

dads gonna pull off his parts!!

So a beardo in a top hat with a Moses Beard comes in and brings a dark beard guy and tries to get the girl to hold his hand but she don't wanna and jerks back

ark suit guy who kept coming back goes in a room and drops his books, looks in 1 and walks back to the store with the girl

he hols her and leaves as dad comes in  with his irish up and not hs b0ner like soviets on 1940s Germans

dad goes to the next room with dark suit guy with books and trys o convince hom not to like his daughter, which isnm't said but yold in expression and body language

dad leaves but dark suit guy imma call book guy cuz he holds books looks bummed then gets his chutzpa up and storms back in as da tells daughter and shes bummd

they flail their arms like italianoes  and daughter  gets etween em and book guy smooches her

dad tells her off but she goes with book guy and hugs and dad tells em gtfo as she begs for mercy but goes off with book guy

then we see book guy and gorl wit a kid and i tink its yars latr like dbz going to the android arc and they are happy and seem to have a book store

kid goes off but book guy falls off a ladder with books and girl trys to hep him but the guys she brings back seem to say he' dead and she freaks out and seems to do cpr but maybe kissing his cprpse

the ttle card sez they are forced to sell and the books are accounted for as shes crying and leaves with her kid

tiytle card sez living in poverty and they are in a cr-ppy place sleeping on the floor ad probavly doing mouh stuff to pay the bills

her kid goes out and winds up in dads shop her grandpas and gors to sell something as he owns a pawn shop

he recognizes it and talks with her and shes shocked and sees its his grandkid

he gives her  hug but not a creepy one with him sniffing her hair like an irish demon and they go to her slum home

they find the girl hanging from the rafters and dad can't take it and pulls out a gun and shoots himself in th had as the kid screams

jk really they find the girl sick and they reconcile but i assmue she caught somthing from b0ning guys for money but not aids as THEY didn't invent it yet

he kisses her n the mouth and she bites it and he comforts his grankid

the end

that was well done

mostly old in body language and very few title cards

most of it is in 2 rooms with a few others

good acting and filming

much was made in long shots and it has good movement and feelings

goo story like the Prodigal Son but darker

nice bookending of the story with chicks biting it an cophorting the daughter

its a well done film and only like 13 mins

glad i saw it

griffish was starting out an most of these actors would be dea in  few years, but it shows his skill in film making beginning

For Romance Of A Jewess 2 I want the grand daughter to be a teen and falling in love woth a gaijin and grandad isn't keep on it but knows what happened last time he rejected his girls love and tries to hold back, but whn he sees how the gaijin is gonna sell her into slavery and use her to breed gaijin kids to use tell, he gets his alchemy out and casts a curse that cuases the gaijin to start rotting and when they go to get married, he falls apart into a pile of moldy flesh. Also its an 8 bit mini game thing lie the Saint Tail Game on Game Gear but for Sega Master System and Game Gear, Nes and Game Boy, TG16, Atari 7800 and Lynx where you do mini games to hold back the anger and when you find otu, you get the ingredients for alchemy and then do mini games to cast the spall.