Wednesday, April 23, 2025

Out West Review

 Note: i spell westaro

Out West

this is my review on Out West from the distant future year to Yagyu Jubei of 1918(110 years befoe Robotech eason 2)

Its directal by the innocent and wronged Roscoe Arbuckle who did The Red Mill/Special Delivery

It stars Roscoe Arbuckle from Mabel and Fatty's Married Life/Fatty and Mabel's Simple Life/The Butcher Boy/Coney Island/The Bell Boy/The Cook/The Sheriff/The Hayseed/The Garage, Buster Keaton from Coney Island/he Scarecrow/The Frozen North/The Balloonatic/Our Hospitality/Sherlock Jr./Seven Chances/The General/he Cameraman/Sunset Boulevard/Around the World in 80 Days/The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn/It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World/The Twilight Zone/Steamboat Bill Jr/The Electric House/The Playhouse, Al St. John from The Knockout/Mabel and Fatty's Married Life/Coney Island/The Bell Boy/The Scarecrow, Alice Lake from Coney Island/The Bell Boy, Joe Keaton aka Busters Dad from The Scarecrow/Steam Boat Bill Jr/Our Hospitality/Sherlock Jr./Go West/The General/The Electric House, and some guts not on bavk door, ai-ds bag, Sodom bottom, frooty booty, gender offender, banana crammer, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants, Creator Hater Wikipedia whodon't got a page on Max Bielas but does have one forjiren rom dragon ball super.

I think i saw this on tcm but its been a while

o after title and credits fatty comes in a train in the wate part of it and they dump more water on him d he spazzes out

he dies, the end

jk really get ers out nd uses a tie he unraveled an a hook to steal breakfast from the workers as they oner etf

he drops it and thet look io and ee his big a55 and shoot him in it and he uns from em on the train roof then climbs down and umps off the lights a smoke on the moving train b4 grabbing it and climbing back on

he unhitches the last car as the guys run across the train top and eats breakfat but the train reverses which wont work in real life as you gotta slow then stop then restart

the train bumps the cart caboose or a55 like dsat steven Colbert is quite the candya55, and  the guys get to him ad beat on him tel he falls off the train  and follows the tracks to the nearest town

in this saloon bill bullhorn offers booze that cures all ills and buster keaten drunks it with his eyes 

1 guy cheats at carts by dropping a card and grabbing an ace under his a55 an wgen a fight breaks out, buser caps him, cecks his cards and sez he'd've lost anyway, then dumps the body in a door in the floor like that movie no one csres about

roscoe anders and sees a mirage of water but blacs out then finds a water hole abd drinks it as it lowwrs

the red man come by and see his big a55 and fire arrows in it so he runs around as thy wanna use him as food for winter

he runs as they are on horses and wild bill hiccup does a raid on the saloon  and everuoe puts their hands up even the clock as he jacks em and fires randomly

the bartender puls a gun but is capped and roscoe runs from the reds n jumps down a him  and falls as they fire on hum  and  falls into the bar

he bowls over hiccup an  pulls guns and shoots the place up  including raking busters hat off a few times as he jumps and swinga from the light

the gang runs and buster lights his cigar on a swinging fire and it burns his a55  and not b0nes his a55 and he kicks a body in the door in the floor

roscoe fatty goes out and guns down the Indians after him frm like a mile away, then goes in the salon and shoots the hat  buster wore in the air for a while b4 returning it and becoming the new barerender

some cowboys shoot at an openly black guys feer and he umps around and roscoe fires and he jumps back, then as cowboys fire, he jumps in the corpse hoe bt jumps out in reversed fottage and then runs around as guys shoot at his feet in a smokey room

a chick comes in and sez shame on you anf she has a salvation army hat and the guys leave the openly black guy alone and shes into roscoe being new but he sez this place aint for her

some guys co,e by the bar and 1 drinks and spits so the fire thing blasts and chick wants money but he sez a dollar for a kiss and goes like a soviet on a german woman in 1945 as se dont consent

she slaps him and tries to escape sop he grabs her which might trigger losers wgo can't handle anything

buster tells hm o get out but is pushed bak by the guy whos blonde and had his cigar all in his mouth

buster pulls a gun but bonde grabs and brraks it then sluga him awau

buster is gonna use a chair like its wwf but roscoe sez to send him to the cellar and opens the floor door as buster stands over it

roscoe buts bottles on blondes head like momotaro on   George in the otoko juku manga but he takes no damage  roscoe keeps doing it as if it didn't work the 1at time, the next 20 otta

having enuff he shoots him in th back like john wayne never did and it does nothing as i guess this guyas a demon or like the boxer rebellion in maruta lands  in the 1900s who got possessed y daemons that protected em at the cost of their souls

he takes the gun and gives it back to hi so roscoe gets a feather and tickles him s he laff and buster and rocoe us fingers on him to tickle him and tru to sed him to he cellar but he runs off as buster falls in da hole in the floors a55

blonde is outside and they wanna make the guys they wronged pay for fighting back or gyaku gire in Japanese, and roscoe pulls buster outta the hole

a cowboy rdes his horse in the bar and ges a bucket for his horse  even though it might cr-p in here and roscoe gives it booze

chic comes by and  wants him oyta his den of vice like vice city andcowboy rides his horse walking zogzag cuz its drunk

wild bull hiccup lassoa chick and rides off wirh her for revenge and the sherris fire on wild blls men wo didn't get away

roscoe gets a horse and rides after him as buster is in a gunfight wth a Mexico and they shoot eavh other including buster getting him in the a55 but i guess people were tougher in the 1800s and its like Transformers how they tank laser blasts instead of the movie where they get blown apart by em

back door billy gets the chick in his cottage and offers her dark booze but she dont want it as alcogol is bad so he shoot her chair

roscoe gets to her and she throws the drin in his face then roscoe tles him and es the blonde from b4

she scpaces and bustr puts his hat on the rocks so the Mexico shoots it so he climbs higher andcaps him from abov e

he has another live saved or as e gets up and shoots buster then runs and flees on a horse but buster caps him

heh heh heh, butt buster

btw everyone has unlimited ammo like its Contra

so chick holds the door closed and roscoe pushed the cabin off a cliff and it hatters lie hes the hulk and hiccup blacks out as roscoe and chick kiss

the end

that was pretty good

nice gags and stunts

good story and feel

didn't know the blonde was hiccup tul nearly the end

good filming

a lot of smoke and dust from shooting but it works

roscoe an buster put on a good sho and were good friends

For Out West 2 I want wild bill hiccup to ome back and has cut the nerves to his skin so tickling dont stop him. he takrs over the town and roscoe and buster flee. so the cick prays and an Angel tells her that he' made a daenon pct andthey need a holy weapon to beat him. so they go to these melted temples from bible time i America that have pieces of it and collect em, then unite em into 1 and fight him with it. is also an 8 bit game lie Golden Axe Warrior on Sea Master System and Game Gear, Nes and GB, Tg16 Atari Lynx and 780 where you play as roscoe and buster is player 2 like tails in sonic and help him fight through temples like Zelda on NES.

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