Kiss Me Stupid Review

 Note: i spell stoopid

Kiss Me, Stupid

This is my eview pn Kiss Me, Stupid frpm the distant fiuture year to mary the elephant of 1964(50 years before Robotech Season 1)

its directed by Billy Wilder who did Five Graves to Cairo/Double Indemnity/Sunset Boulevard/Ace in the Hole/The Seven Year Itch/Some Like It Hot/Avanti!/The Apartment

It stars Dean Martin from At War with the Army/Road to Bali/Rough Night in Jericho/Airport, Kim Novak from The Man with the Golden Arm/Vertigo, Ray Walston from 1980: Popeye/Fast Times at Ridgemont High/1992 Of Mice and Men/Addams Family Reunion/My Favorite Martian the movie/My Favorite Martian the series/70s The Incredible Hulk/Little House on the Prairie/Star Trek: The Next Generation/Eerie, Indiana/Touched by an Angel/The Apartment, Felicia Farr from nothing I saw, Cliff Osmond from The Rifleman/Irma La Douce/Batman 60a, The wonderful Barbara Pepper from They Made Me a Criminal/Of Mice and Men 1939/The Snake Pit/A Star Is Born 50s/The Music Man/It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, Doro Merande from Our Town/The Snake Pit/The Seven Year Itch/The Man with the Golden Arm, Tom Nolan from The Seven Year Itch/Rawhide/The Rifleman, Alice Pearce from The Twilight Zone 60s/Dennis the Menace, John Fiedler from The Ballad Of Josie\Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day\70s Robin Hood\Winnie the Pooh and Tigger Too\The Many Adventures of Winnie-the-Pooh\The Fox and the Hound\Winnie the Pooh and a Day for Eeyore\The Emperor's New Groove\The Twilight Zone\Dennis the Menace\My Favorite Martian\60s Star Trek\The Rockford Files\The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh\Winnie the Pooh and Christmas Too\The Book of Pooh\House of Mouse/12 angry men/True Grit, Howard McNear from Irma la Douce/Dragnet/I Love Lucy/Leave It to Beaver/60s The Flintstones/Mister Ed/The Andy Griffith Show/60s The Twilight Zone, Cliff Norton from The Dick Van Dyke Show/It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World/The Ghost and Mr. Chicken/The Monkees, the dark artist occult user Mel Blanc frm a lot of cartoons, Henry Gibson from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang/1973 Charlotte's Web/The Blues Brothers/Gremlins 2: The New Batch/Bio-Dome/The Beverly Hillbillies/60s My Favorite Martian/The Dick Van Dyke Show/Fantasy Island/The Littlest Hobo/The Smurfs/Eerie Indiana/Rugrats/Santo Bugito/Mad About You/Duckman/Aaahh!!! Real Monsters/Sabrina the Teenage Witch/The Wild Thornberrys(ew)Hey Arnold!/The Amanda Show/Rocket Power(ew)Malcolm in the Middle/The Batman/Boston Legal/King of the Hill/All Grown Up!

it was gona hav peter sellers bu his heart f'd out so they wanted jack lemmon who was the 1st choice

also i was gonna haemarulin monoe butr fk iced her so they wanted jane man sfield but she had Mariska Hargitay in her wmb n they got kim nova

The Catholic Legion of Decency objected to the audulty in it and its base on the play L'ora della fantasia (The Dazzling Hour) by Anna Bonacci hat i never saw

i never saw this but wilder is usually good

after ogowe get finodoing a show in soviet vegas and joking about b0ning and drinking as credits and title go by

also this is very widescreen and b/w

after the show he leaves /o sayng bye to the chicks hes b0ning an goes to candy a55 l a with all the purvoes an demon worshippers

the cops stop him and say theses a bad pilot ahead so he takes a detour and goes to a small town

a guy teaches a teen piano an plays beeth oven and sees something outside which spazzes him out and he tells teen off for being cr-py att piano

the mil man comes and gets a note piano guys woman left in the bottle so iano guy confronts him for it but finds its a note for milk an a dozen eggs

hes paranoid for his woman b0nin g other guys and the music is tense like a horror movie not a comedy

teen is 14 almost 15 an he goes off at teen for going after his woman and rps the teens shirt as he runs off on a bike and calls teen male lo lee ta(which looks like he tried b0ning the teen)

a guy fat for the 50s sings a song about being things that needs things like a poached egg w/o toast abou being w/o his woman

piano guy sez they wrote a lotta songs and got nothing so fat guy sez others are as good and do well and they have a chance

mentioning a dentist makes piano guy call the dentist with mel blanc not in a demon ritual and is high on laughing gas an sez his wife aint there

he thinks how the 12 eggs and milk means milkmns meeting his wife behind the daiy place at 12 but goes back to singing

dean comes by and has a smoke ehich killed him and fat guy is the gas man and is starstruck and gets piano guy to see him

ean goes to the can and piano guy sings his song at him but he don't care and when fat guy checks the pil he f's up his car and dean leaves having enough of em

his car f's out from a fuel line being disconnected and is towed back and they say its f' with technobabble as dean ont get cars

they say it'll take a while for the parts from milan but piano guy sez they can fix it if they work all night they can have it reay by tomorrow

piano guy gets him to come to his place and dean wants chicks to b0ne

in there he notices a mannqiuen of his wife for dresses and is intertsed as its got big t-ts and he hieds it in the closet

his woman comes by an he pressueres her to say where she was and she admits it was getting a cake for their 5th anniversary which is today

he feels bad and she sez she saw dean who shes a fan since 16 and wants to put on his record but he gets her not to

she wants to go ew lingerie and he sez he'd rather b0ne and trys to keep her away from dean whos in an undershirt and boxers in the sewing room

fat guy comes by with italiano food and piano guy sez to get out an get rid of dean

they come up with an idea of introducing some 5kank to b0ne dean and say its his wife an send wife out and piano guy dont like it but sees wife in the shower and ean slaps her a55 and sez to come in lamb chop which is her nickname and not the play along one

fat guy sez to have an argument with her and she runs off to her moms place and he goes in and wife thinks he got dressed after a shower and after she goes to look at her weeding pictures he sees dean sucking a faeg and asking of his wife

he tries to fight his wife with an aefument but she dont go with it and hes got a grape fruit to slam in her face like james cagney

then th reverent piglet comes by with chicks to sign a petition to lose the belly button a place withchicks in bra tops like the Degrassi girla wanna wear and he signs it as the priest and women  stay for a piece of cake an rev has grapefroot for chlesteral

at the belly button is saggy Barbara pepper and kim novak who's brought over in a pick up truck by fat guybut she has a cod

the reverent leaves an dont brign the wife as its their anniversary and he tries to get her to argue as he claims he was at the belly button an b0ning other chicks but she dont buy it and he sez he's going home to mom as she trusts him and dont think he'd be b0ning and he sez she thinks he's not hot enuff

he sez its you who otta leave and gets her upset an she leaves and fatguy gets kim over an shes in a leather coat lie the sailor strlights woul wear in the 50s, then leaves and sez hes supposed to be fixing the car

piano guy; its not big bt its clean. kim; what is? me; surprised they can say that in the 60s

she sez she remembers him from church and his wife is out an all the girls go to church and he wants her to be in his wifes clothes and she thinks its too weird

he confusingly tries to explain is not for him an she gos with it and she goes to change but sneezes and her belly button jewel falls out and into deans room

dean wakes up when golf clubs fall an he sez its 4 pm go back to sleep and he's looking for his wifes navel

later he puts his music sheets around and kim gets dinner ready an they go over how they met in church and he got to know her by onating 3 bpints of blood at her blood bank work but 2 a week got a transfusion and made a song for her

kim is glad to work as a wife instea of a h--ker and almost got married once to a hoola hoop salesman and was gonna go to vegas but when she woke up he was gone

she sez his fingers had small moons and was ba so pino uy has big moons an she s a manicurist and woroks at the belly button to get enough to buy a car to get ou as theres no manicure thing here

she hears dean singing playing dino and she likes any willaims better like nelson in the simpsons, or the remake or animals, the chimpsons, where bart say ay harambe

he gives kim his ring and ean comes out with a faeg in his mouth like a lot of Hollywood guys and not getting how fatal it is

dean meets her and piano guy has en tlk with dean thinking she could be fatter as i thin he likes em thicc

piano man asks how much she weights anddean lifts her an guesses 115 and 120 which is lie 100 less than my gf an she guesses he's 173.5 and its dead bang

they drink and sit in a 3 man love seat and he nits saying he got it after quitting smoking

she checks his hands and sez he's got mall moons and piano guy sez small moons means gentleman and scholar an he's got big moons

ean tells a sjoke of a guy in a theatre who's lobster kept pinching a chick unde her dress as dean does it to kim

he keeps lustily coming on to er and shes not liking it and piano guy goes as dean comes onto her more

she sez shes lamb chop cuz she wears paper undies and as he gets spaghetti she sez to piano she dont like it and piano sez he'd throw him out if he tried it with his woman

they have a candle light diner and elsewhere real wif's moms sh-tting on paino guy an saing she coul ahve one better

wife hs enough o her loud angry mom like a gaijin and goes off

at piano houe ean dropped his napkin again and felt up under the table the kim

piano man plays one of his songs to dean to dance with kim but shes in a chair an dotn like the dean feeling her feet like one of those foot guys an drinks kianti outta her shoe and having her drink some

this i like those guys on deviant art drawing sonic characters feet, surprizs he dotn lick her stinky feet to gte the tatse of sweat and ooor in his mouth

wife comes home an sees him dancing with kim whos drunk and dan is blow the window so they don see him

fat guy notices shes there andshe thinks he was honest for saying he was out b0ning and fat guy sez thw whle thing was his idea ansh smacks him an goes off

dean likes the song and wants 12 copys for his droogs and dean is gonna go in the garden and see her parsley which is shicking for the 60s

he has 12 60s i mean copies and hes gonna go and has her play a song that meant a lot to em but she dont know it and eh pays it for em 1st

at a bar the belly button his real wife is drinking and tells the juke box to play melancolly baby

thicc Barbara pepper sez she had enough and otta go back to her man but she b--ches at him.

Barbara sends her to kims trailer to sleep it off cuz shes the organist wife from church

at home piano is playing a good song and kim likes it and dean wants to buy the song but he wont sell it and hes said to have a bowlening meet and has to go to leave kim an dean togteehr to b0ne

piano guy asks if she really wants to be alon with the dean but she sez she has a dog i emn job to do

fat guy sez to hol to to get more songs in an album an piano go gets riled up at an wantin to b0ne his woman and runs back forgetting its not his and busts the window door open to get in

he sez to get out and uses a bowling ball in a bag and fights offscreen

dal walks out, dripping with blood an takes a bite outta the guys hand he's holding

jk really he's thrown out and goes off to the belly button

piano guy sez togihht thy are mr and mrs w/e their name is and he turns out the lights as he dint wan that faeg smoking ape b0ning her and they go to his bedroom and it fades out, implyied b0ning

in the belly button  dean sees the chics here s-ck an is told the mst popular chick is pollie the pistl as she's backing a 9 inch b0ner and goes to her trailer

in there is ral wife anshes scare when he comes in but is ok when she sees its dino and she sez piano guy is her regular and is a sw=nger

she sez this is her night off and he sez he tips large and dean had enough of italiano songs and they sing an smooch an it fades out and they implied b0ning

in the am dean leaves and wife wants him and found 500$

mik is driven back by i mean kim and dont want money as she aint leaving the town and he drives off

kim comes back an meets wife anthey say they had fun being each other for a night and she gives her 500$ and gets back her husbands ring he forgot

she sez if she finds a loose navel at the home its hers but wife is going back with her rents or w/e

later teen is playgn piano beeth oven and mulk man comes and sez mrs didn't order for a few days and piano guy sez she swith her rents and gets mad at him

piano man sees his wifes maniquin nd is bummed ancloses the door its in

he gets a ripe, walks upstairs and the credits fade to black

j really fat guy comes in and  hes mad at hhim for ruining his marriage butn he sez wife want to see him at the lawyers for divorce but he sez he's gonna be a witness for her

at night fat guy comes with wife andhe sez sorry but she ass where his wedigg ring is and he sez it fell in the shower

on the tv next door ddino sings th song wife got him to use b4 b0ning him and she wants more alimony to leach off him w/o having to work liek a parasite

dean sez he heard it in a small town and listedn to it after turning back and if you got wat itt take, someone will listen to you

these small fmales mayne 12 year olds lie sailor Saturn fangirl over fat guy and for writing the song

kim pitol polly lie polly pocket but with guns comes by in a car pulling her trailer and he sez shes a manicurist and he dont get how wife got back the ring and she sez "iss me stppoid"

Wo am i? I'm Spider Man!

I wanna take his face... Off!

look for it only it books, its nothing more than a dream remembered, a civilization, gone with the wind!

The end

That wasn't so bad

noeadays femnists would whine of a lusty italiano and but its ell acted and ditected

its like a sitcom but better filming

i can see why it was too hot or the 60s but nowadays the simpsons is edgier

interesting idea, kinda sinful an dean gets away with it

its well made but makes evil lo lie not a big deal

this is why jerry spriger happened, devolving lust

For Kiss Me, Stupid I want him and the wife to have a disease from b0ning and try t find a treatment, in the end, they go to the rainforest to find soem tribal plant to cure them, but are rotting and falling apart and gotta get to the hien temple with the golden water. Also its an 8 bit game like Montezuma but as animals in th jungle and tmple attack, you lose partd and if you run outta partits game over. Its an 8 bit game on Sega Master Ssyte, a dn Game Gear, NES and Game Boy, TG16 Atari Lynx and 7800.