Relentless Review

 Note: my keboard is f'd, so imma spell bad

Relentless

This is my review on Relentless from the ditant fiture yar toJefferson Davis of 1948 (80 years before Robotexh Season 2 kinda)

Its directed by George Sherman who did Big Jake and many more films bt i never saw em

It stars Robert Young from Crossfire, Marguerite Chapman from The Seven Year Itch/Coroner Creek, Akim Tamiroff from Queen Christina/Tortilla Flat/Five Graves to Cairo/Touch of Evil/The Rifleman, Barton MacLane from The Walking Dead/Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde 1941/The Maltese Falcon 1941/Law of the Lawless/Town Tamer/I Dream of Jeannie, openly ukranian Mike Mazurki from Rope of Sand/Samson and Delilah/Dark City/Davy Crockett: King of the Wild Frontier/Some Like It Hot/It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World/Dick Tracy/Gilligan's Island/60s Batman/I Dream of Jeannie/The Beverly Hillbillies, Robert Barrat from Captain Blood/Mary of Scotland/The Last of the Mohicans 1936/Marie Antoinette, Clem Bevans from Valley of the Giants/They Made Me a Criminal/Sergeant York/Saboteur/The Yearling/Harvey, and a chick i never saw i anthing

i never saw this butits based on the srory Three Were Thoroughbreds by Kenneth Perkins that i never read

after logo tilele and credits to 40s color and proper fullscreen we get a rainy town where these gold hunters go to a bar for champaigan cuz they made it rich in gold digging

main guy comes in and is bringing a horse to some place and a guy sez to put it in some place for the gold diggers

the gold diggers go back drunk and singing and someone wastes em in their cabin and the killers split up and say to meet on the other side of the mountain

then its sunny and a chick comes in on a wagon wit cr-p to sell or w/e and goes to get restocked for her selling busnes she got from her dad and is going east and her godfather wants her to marry a guy

she talks with mai guy and they getta long and he buys some beer or w/e using buttons he cut from his coat and is going out and she offers to sew buttons on his vestso main guy goes out in a snowy place and the horse is gonna poop out a baby and dont wanna go on and its clearly them in front of an edited in bg

after pooping it out offscreen we see the killers mmeting and the  main bad guy wants his half of the map and they fight

1 falls off a hill and opens fire on the fleing other and wastes him

bad guy steal main guys gorse even though the baby needs its milk and beats out main guy but he comes to and follows

he finds the horse dead and  finds him but the other bad guy i think who gave main guy the horse caps the horse thief or maybe main guy did

the talk and othr killer sez to go on as he'd get strng up by the town b4 a trial and the people won't get it

he goes on and meets chik who gets him canned ilk to feed the horse kid but  it dont work

they go to a farm and theres a horse who's kid was sold and has horse milk

he buys the milk horse for 3$ and wait, i looked it up and the pregnant horse is mai guys and he was gonna go in the gpld diggers place but bad guy told him not to so they could ice them

so they go on and a posse comes after main guy for icing the gold diggers and 1 bad guy

main guy rides with chick and talks of how her job is good as shes her own boss and how he sees her as another man as shes not looking for a husband

man we're half an hour in, that felt like nothing

he tells of the guy who took his horse and him icing him and is gonna turn himself in after getting help fir the horse kid

the posse comes by and he hides in he cart and posse sez he iced the 2 gold digger ad the guys had their vests cut open and he was said to be in the gold diggers place

they go after him and sherrif comes when main guy comes out and gets him at gunpoit tells his side and they realize the bad guy is rex i mean tex and main guy goes off and sezchic hadnothing to do with it

sherrif has chick getta file to cut the cffs main guy chained him to the cart with and chick sez he might be innocent and sherrif thinks shes gay for him

so after a montage ofmain guy looking for tex and herrif looking formain guy with a risinf reward he mets chick who has the horses and she looks kinda ike a hetero katy perry with her dark curly wavy hair

main guy sez da horse has grown and looks cr-ppy and main guy sz he looked in a town for tex and sturred up a posse

she offers to hekp him and he dont want it and suggests he brings the horse but he dont wanna when looking for tex

after some bickering some guys come buy and open fire adhe escapes i the grass after taking a billet and the guys wanna torch the place and do it

as he burns demons appear and he makes a pact with em and crumbles to dust but sez he' be back next year

k really he escapes and gets on a horse and ecapes as the posse chases bt he ecapes with a bullet hole in his arm

man her 1 hour in, that didn't feel it

he goes to a bar and blacks out but some guys tend to him and think he's a drunk and 1 thinks he's wanted as if he wasn't he'd have went to da dr sooner

main guy comes to an the soviet sounding guy sez he might tell the sherrif and th posse comes

the sinal f'd out  but they agree to a deal and sherrif talks to a dr and goes i thesoviet room but main guy is gone and soviet guy covers for him and i hope he didn't bne main guy when sleeping

tex has main guy wait its soviet guy and wants the map to the mine and he sez he dont got it and dont draw it as he has it i hi mind and gets beat up

after that he draws something and not a butt like Arnold in escape plan and soviet guy goes out to see if its real and has main guy tied up

how does he poop? does he go in his pants? does he stink? like a gaijin?

in town da dr sez he dont get where main guy went and chic hears

soviet guy checks the office and the map guy se the map is fake andhe goes back

main guy cuts himself loose on broken glass not up his a55 and chick comes by offering to sell em cr-p

main guy sees a chance and bats out te guard and WWF chain nails him and ecaps with chick as  a guy fies on em and  soviet guy returns and sez hes iseless when dead

she sez to give up and run away but he wants t9 catch tex and prove his innocence

they come across a saddle and he equips the milk horse and gets supplies from her and she sez she changed the horse jrs nam from storm to breeze amd sez its the stock u come from that counts(eugenics??)

he goes off and soviet guy and another are near and see em and the signal f'd out cuz i'm watching this on GGrit and Antenna TV

and we're 90 mins in, that didn't feel it

the sherrif guys by a geezer i thin might or not be the guy who sold em the film horse

around now the sinal f'd out and we watched it on youtube

jr horse chewed the rope holding him and goes off and the milk horse dont go as it has a bullet in it and he finds by finding the water thing has a hole in its a55 and he operates

sherrif comes by chicks wagon and is gonna arrest her for helping the outlaw but she sez main guy spared him and is only trying to clear his name

they agree to look together and go off andmain uy makes a tent for his milk a55 andgives it water

jr horse comes by on a cliff like a heoab makes devolved horse sounds that make bronys j-zz their pants and comes down

main guy saddles jr up and they go off despite jr not wanting to leave its milk a55

they go on to a rcky hill i saw in many westerns and main guy feeds jr water in the top of his hat b4 going up with a gun

te is at thehre andi think its the gold mine and fires at him but dont hit andmain guy takes cover and firs to make tex scuttle aeround

main guy sez es nik bucley like William buckley calling gore vidal a queer and  creeps around as tex fres on him

he returns fire and sez he wants to take him alive and sezhe wants him alive and i think he shot the waer tanks sohe's got a time limit in the sun

then drinks and enjoys it like in the third world how the dark followers burn guys alive in cages as i drink mountain dew an laugh at em

then he tells how dring of thirst makes the tongue swell and eye come out and the soviet guy and his droog are there

he fiishes hi water and sez it been 5 hours in the sun and oferes him a chance to surrender like the frechies

he gets nearras Texas alexis nt Hannah montana is not looking and sez togive him gold to let him go as if tex wacks nick, nicks an outlaw, but if nick kills tex its another murder

that gold wull do tex a lot of goo in h-ll

tex wigs out and wants enuff wter to get to town andofers to come out s behind him nick throws a rick and tex fires where it hit a lot

main guy nick, which is an n work like necro and ninja gets him at gunpoint andleads him down then has him at gunpoint in the sun as nic is in the shade and sez cook til you talk

tex starts talking and sezthe guy doublecrossed him but the soviet caps him and takes nk captive

sovietis gonna have nik capped and take the mine as no one as it now but sherrif comes i with chick and soviet sez it was nik who did him

tex aint dead yet and gives the ma he took, admits he iced the gold diggers and finger the soviet and his droog for capping him

then main guy and chick go off and kiss with the a55 with a hole from a bullet in the wagon and the jr horse walking

the end

that was pretty good

nice color and filming and the music and acting is good

it goes by at a good pace and has flow and don't drag

it dont feel long and has a good feel

classic western with good light and honor and a guy trying to prove his innocence

nice effects and its got good action and the horses did well in here

glad i saw this, its a nice one

For Relentless 2 I want them to be going around and run into an underground city of prariedog people o want the horse for breeding with to make horse prarie dog slaves. so the guy and girl fight through em and use items from the chicks wares. Also its a 16 bit beat em up on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where 1 player is te guy and the other is the chick and they beat through a hive of prarie dog yokai people and fight the queen who's a big background thing they gotta beat iys swelling that pop out and it blows with green ooze.