Munchies Review

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Munchies

This is my review on Munchies from the distant furure year toJohn Waybe of 1987 ((40 years before Transformefs Zone an The Robotech 80s Movie)

Its directed by Bettina Hirsch who's oenly female and did editing on other things but this was produced by the ubermench Roger Corman

it stars Harvey Korman from Blazing Saddles/High Anxiety/History of the World, Part I/1994 The Flintstones/Dracula: Dead and Loving It/Jingle All the Way/60s Dennis the Menace/The Flintstones 60s/Star Wars Holiday Special(aw f--k)Mama's Family/Garfield and Friends/Hey Arnold!/The Wild Thornberrys(ew)/Buzz Lightyear of Star Command, Nadine Van der Velde from JAG, Robert Picardo from The Howling 1/Back to School/Total Recall/Gremlins 2: The New Batch/The Pagemaster/Star Trek: First Contact/Small Soldiers/Looney Tunes: Back in Action/The Golden Girls/The Wonder Years/im hesons Dinosaurs/Batman: The Animated Series/Home Improvement/The Savage Dragon/The Outer Limits/Cow and Chicken/Buzz Lightyear of Star Command/Justice League/Sabrina, the Teenage Witch/The West Wing/Justice League Unlimited/Cold Case/Castle(f dat show)The Good Fight/Justice League Action/Young Sheldon, Wendy Schaal from My Girl 2/Small Soldiers/Welcome Back, Kotter/Little House on the Prairie/Happy Days/The A-Team/Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction/American Dad!/Family Guy. Paul Bartel from Eating Raoul/Frankenweenie from te 80/Chopping Mall/Gremlins 2: The New Batch/Hamlet 2000, Ellen Albertini Dow from Sister Act/The Wedding Singer/Patch Adams/Road Trip/Eight Crazy Nights/The Golden Girls/The Wonder Years/Star Trek: The Next Generation/Seinfeld/Beyond Belief - Fact or Fiction/Sabrina the Teenage Witch/Just Shoot Me!/Will & Grace/Scrubs/My Name Is Earl/Cold Case/Family Guy, fran welker from pretty much everything, and a buncha guys not on back door, aids bag, sodm bottom, frooty booty, gender offender, cripple nipple, banana crammer, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants Wikipedia which dont have pages for most of Go Nagai's things but has eps of svu.

I never saw this and its not Munchie the 90s move by Jim Wynorski

its said to be a gremlins rip off and was filmed over 12 days and 3 for puppets and bugs

after a logo this guy goes star trek and sez he's captve by Klingons but really hes on a trip looking for rocks and aliens with his dad or w/e and is in the 3rd world and wants to go to sovet LA to be a comic

dad dont want him to go to that cesspool and sez its like new jersey with earthquakes

they go in a temple in the rock wall and theres carvings which is probably from some ancient high tech roup THEY wanna cover up

dad thinks the aliens cut the stones with lasers but alsiens are fallen angels from another dimension an the past had giher tech than today like shining force and the ancients

he finds a thing to a pagan godand the teen paul like paula abdool finds this creatie dad thinks hes an elien o son thins is a german ww2 genetic xpeeiment

dad thinks machiu pichioo is a control tower for aliens and they ships and son gets his duffel bag and dad puts chocolate in there but if its a dog it'll ill it

dad tells the a Mexico to keep the wokers silent and we get title and cretis to colored fun letters and music

edited by james A stewart? jmmy sterart??

so they get back form south America and get back to the 1st world and paul meets his woman

they were in peru which i think is a slum but maybe not and she sez the giants won

she drives em wearing a newspaper hat and goes by  cop who has a radar gu and sees she sped and stops em

cop mocks dad angives her a ticket even though she treid downshifting to avoid speeding

they go to a plac with a guy in a mounchase listening and chic went warm blooded vegateation and dont eat mammals or birds

she calls the monster a munchie as he eats a lot of un food

dad bets son if he can keep the mystierious alien creature safe and hidden for 1 day, he'd talk about the l a thing, bu if not, he statys hhere and does community college

mountche gu wants to buy the land from dad whos leavibg and is his brother and dont wanna

moustache's stepsonis a stner andbum and wants 500$ andstepdad slaps him around for being on drugs and wanting to go to a hackey sack tourney

chic whines about how she eats sea food and pal sez what can they eat together an she ont like fillet o fish cuz its made with beef

stepsonlistens to music and mouchsnescratches the record and sez i he dotn help him he'd send stepcson to a teepee in Utah

paul and gf go to b0ne andmouchate and stepson cnean around

as they sart to b0ne the munchie comes in to bed and they notice him

they say "you know what they ay, the more the merrier!" an he crawls into thwyir butts

jk relly they send him downstairs to watch tv

moycchste and stepson come in and see him eating in a cupboard and try to getn him but he escapes

moustache lures it in with a rope and stepson egts it in a garbage bafg and they escapebut paul and chick hear they leave but dont care and go back to b0ning

mounstche and stepcson have the muchnie who looks like the crypt keeper meets baba yaga meets a hobgoblin and mouschse threatens stepson to guard him by usin a small toy looking guh

stepson dont like munchie who turns on the tv wheil stepson is listening to muic and smacks him awayso he throes pool balls at him and recorfs that he surfs on

i like the black and white classic design of the room, its ike a checkorboard liek some kida pee wee herman thing

so he beats the cie but ittransfom nd fights back and he gets a gunbut isses

in the itchen he egts a knife thrown in his leg and shoots muncheie so when munchie attacks h cuts him in 2 at the waite with a bi a5 knife like violence jack

this is surprisingly more violent than i thought, but thn again so was gremlins with the knife and the microwave and th rotting into slop in the sun

stepdad driving with his woman sez he dont know why she adoptd him

the muhine has fregenerated anfthere's several of em now

in the home paul and chick look for minchie andhe sez she narly married a jo montana impersonator in soviet Hawaii

outside they see several munchies wth a gun on the roof and chic does a sexy dance as paulputs a garbage can on em

he didn't remember they got a gn and they know the can off and fire on em then get in a car and drive off soehow

what if these fought the smurfs?

the couple chases em but s pulled over by the cop ad paul sez the car has soviet spys with silicone valley secrets who wants to blow golf land

the munchies wreak ggavoc on the roadlike its mad max to 80s muis9oc and blow a old ladys car

moucstchee sez he needs more lad to store toxic waste and se;;s some as beef jerkey

they get back and find the place fd and stepson dead andhis fish too and tells her stepson f'd p andthey call in help

on the road again the m inchies hassle a biker gang and run e into a lake sowhen the paul abd chick come by they hear from where where they went

cop sez he knows its not soviets and its the stepson and his stoners and couple wants em to put out an al points bulleton but he dont wanna

muscahe comes by, sez stepson is dead and cops gad he gets a murder case

paul tells off ichate or capturing munchie and he calls e non American so they say his food isthe number 1 ood o cosmonauts  so he ez u gotta let the soviets havw a % instead of a brone and the fo ff

the munchies see some blondes in a lake and drive aroundand launch in a lake and take 1 chicks bikini top and pop the oher ones inner toob

they get to shore anfpaul come in beating m with a baseball bat and goes after the main mubnchie he calls Arnold like the weener in the maoc school bis

it really a skunk in the pipe and they go on but out the pipe by a kids place  they come out

this kid nearly does a finfer touch with1 like Adam and The Creator i the art piece but his ad comes out and hoots 1 but gets attaced as they hie inside

mouschate guts womanfixes he tire and they go on and paul gets in the house but kids dad pulls a gun but  a munchie mauls him an escapes so he brin em to a r to get help where kids dad sez he was mauled by a grizzely  b4 so hes pret bada55

mustage has an add to loby for malls in places to ekp kids with acades and paul reads there was stories ofthings given life with the fire of the gods that maks em indestrucrtable

like Prometheus giving man fire?

in goldland the mungies screw around and a highe rank cop comes by and mounchese sez if they et in the mines the town will find they store toxic waste there

the paul nd gf ome buy to tel em of the new info on he munchies but he dont wana hear it stheres a  ting at gold land

in there he opens a 36 round mini gold land and as kids dad plays kid rys to wan him but he dont care and 1 attacks so his woman maces him bt hes ok

1 guy gets attacked in a vending machine and tell a cop and paul and chick arrive

cop and oher cop whos his dad compliment each other and moubchece sez to get the things and the pull guns and go iff

paul sez u cant kill em with guns and muchce dnt care so he cuts e up wth ee clippers but they regenerate

paul and chick are being brought in by cop andtheytalk him into going back as the hobgoblins head for the facrory with the toic waste

at the factory they see they can kill em with electricity like The Thing

they go in and its cold lie in thecave in peru andcop has a tarantula on his nec an gets scared even though they are peaceful kind crwatures so chick pcks it ip and puts i safely down

they synchr the watches and go down sperate paths and why is it so light i here? its a cave at night!

in a restaurant theres these midgets cleaning and its a burger place that the miuche an woman an ad cop come to but the munchs too over and killed the lights so when they come on the moustache has ahredded pan  legs

in the cave cop hits onchck but she dont want him but hes knocked out in the nex scene and he tru to get hi up by prom iing him t be his but goes back a bit each rime

she goes bak and the munchis come after her as mouche whe and da come cme in

payl wakes up cop an mounhe and gang gets in the elevator to the bottom but ses chick and closes it and goes up

she climbs and lugs the floor at the ladder as munchies chase her anlater is chased by munchies and hides in a coset

the paulgoes up the ladde r and 1 munchie eats his waty through the wal  and paul sees he nunies i a facory thing being cut up on a convwyor belt as the last battle's gotta be in a factory

paul unplugs it andthey attack im with a nail gun but e gts an axe an chops a cable and ams t at the metal thin to zap em

chic uses a wire hanger like myra breken ridge i mean monmkie dearest andunlocks the door and gets out to meet paul

1 uncie survived an ruggles with paul wgo throws it an its zapped

she has a graven idol and sez he had to brin e someting

in the elebator stck after the munchies cut the power the cop comes by and sees his dad is in it and ad seto hit the switch and they get out

paul has asbeston forator tot mix an agent orange for orange things an moubchce sezhe made it with a specialnaytraLIZEr an offers paul a ob

paul slugs him and dad cop arsts em for poisning the ood like THEY do with soy and other things and pig enzymes

op gives em a lift home and teyhow the guy from  eating raul an idl he givs em 25 000 dollars for

dad sez he had the ample analu=yzed and it had toxins not from earth so mavhoo pichoo is an lien toxic waste dump he canmake a book of

paul gets to so to l a and i think the idol is th main Muncie Arnold and dr raul eater goes off as dark clouds are over em and we hear the munchie talk

the end

that was pretty fun

nice effects and backgrounds

good acting

positive armosphere

good violence

likable writing

the effects wre puppets an not cg

pretty decent rip off of gremlins

glad I saw it

still need to do Critters, things, chubbies, beasties(not beast wars), ghastlies, little devils, and munchie.

For Munchies 2 I want it to be the revealed that the aliens who used macho pichoo were from another realm and the miunchie thwre was a yokai sent to geuurd it. But without him guardinb t, a sout amercan yokai takes over machu pichu and plans to use the elements there to reverse engeneer the chemical they used  for conqest. an now its up to the daughter of the tofessor wth he statue to brng it back to thetemple and revive it. Alao its an 8 bit platfotm game like the master sstem zillion 1 on Sega Master System an Game Gear, Nes an Game Boy, TG16, Atari 7800 and Lynx with yu going through the passages in machu pucku with a lightening gun that shocks the enemes and a power suit that lets youump higher and tank hits better.