Urusei Yatsura Only You Review

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Urusei Yatsura: Only You

This is Ore Samma No Review Of Urusei Yatsura: Only You from the distant fiture year to Yagyu Jubei of 1983(30 years before Roborech Season 01)

Its irc ted by Mamoru Oshii who likes Guns who did Ghost in the Shell the 2sy movie

it stars a buncha guys from the 80s and was dubbed by no one i know of

Its based on the manga by Rumiko Takahashi who did ranma 1/2 and UnuYasha

i saw it b4 and liked it but never really saw the tv anime or read the manga

ater logos we see kids playing in a simple colored styleand at a playground and the boy jumps o the gitls shadow

she sez its her planets marriage proposal and they gotta get married and she goes off in a space craft saying she'f be back in 11 years

he sez ih 11 years he' be 17 which is th same as 7 to mokey brains

we see this bird thing fiding a bike in the air like that robotech ep put a leder in a bo an his w2 german like sldeirs deliver it in an actionyt scene of racing on motorcucles

the master sez read it and it sez he's invited to a wedding of Moroboshi and he wigs out then thinks it a joke then sez in case its not contact the intelligence chief

he thinks lums unhappiness is assured a cuts i think a tatami mat human training things head and sez he'f cut Moroboshi i 2

then title ad a song of the bird yokai handing out invites

later word spreads that ataru is getting marrie as he walks and lum his alien oni or w/e gfflys behind him  and worry lums gonna have a woman episode and bust of the school

in class ataru eats and gets a note saying to meet at the clock tower for a cutey and dont tell lum

in therethese nerds have ataru chained up for biamyand are lum fans cuz shes a bikini girl thwy lust for

ths dolza from robotech looking guy tickles his foot cuz thats a fetish and they wanna kno who L is and I'm getting dear note flasbavcks

this nerd wants lum like theseguys lusting for hatsukne miku anddont mind him getting her ifit means shes happy like the beta males they/them are

they'e gonna urture him but Shinobu comes in sayingshe thought she was his 1 and only, son of maryy lou Malone, we gotta fin em all, gotta find those dragon balls, but lum came in and dumped her

she beats on him then l8m comes inwatig to know wo is L and after the betas attack, she hug and zap himwhich f's out the clock tower like castlevania

the master, mendo, and his ss guys comev in and he goes toslice maruboju  in 2 who i thin is ataru

lum defends him and the clock tower shakes as the sky goes stormy like my dreams of the rapture or Rubeus's ship in sailor moon season 2

the mendoguys are gonna fire tanks at the sky ut white flower pedals rain and a big robotech space caft comes in

stairs beam downwith an anime chick in a sci fi thing comes to bring Ataru o L

Ataru wants her and goes with her but lum objects and she sez shes not L and he made a ptomize to marru 11 ears ago and brings out a hag who's said to be L

Ataru runs but hag sez shes L's nanny andhe goes with it and hag sez they'll get him tomorrow cuz things gotta be done

lum attacks and a barrier protects him as he can't be harmed til the wedding and ataru is giddy lke jamesin that pokemon game

the ship leaces and looks like a flower bug andlum goes off whining as sme chick wth long dark hair lie sailor mars thnks smeone exists who can compete with,ums bad taste in men

at a cafe or w/e lum sits and piano playsand she goes arund town as a chic follows

rh chick wips out a 9 inch d0mg and b0nes her, jk thats violence jack

lum thinks how shes got nowhere to go an nothing to do and this 80 red bkini chick comes by and the chick i sai had the d0ng is revealed to be following her and vainishes in a spray of flower pedals

red bikini eats with lum and a restairnt and talks of what to do about ataru as bikii chiv like marie crytal in robotech sez in a fight the 1st move wins

red bikini chick an not red like siviet, is benten like the goddess or cyber cuty guy and calls for a star ship and bill planet L

an oni guy in a ger suit wh seems kinda slow wants miso soup but is ent by benten to get something

lum goes in a ufo and ataru is getting reay to wed L as his mom whines and dad ez ur still in high school so no borrowing money for a wedding or honeynmoon

a hairless miget or budisht prorst who migt have a shaved head and swastika tattoos  sez bys leave their moms to live and mom wigs out

lum comes into take aaru to marry hwr on her planet and uses a vacuum to suck him in as its not lighting or an attack sothe barrier wont stop it

she takes the monk midhet and ges off in a ufo as benteni a ship goes off with her

mendo's zone reports a yfo an his forces are useless at stopping lum getting mrndand they adbst motr people

 ti attend the wedding and ly off with an 80s song playing

this is how anime otta  be not wiener kids crying in the wind

they go through space an gt more anime chicks fron i think the show but i never watched it

the use tch to bust the barrier and ataru meets lums dad a big oni died and ataru's rentsare there saying they otta get married and lms mom is ataru's moms friend and da will give atarus dad a job

he begrudgingly agrees and if this were a womn coerced to marr a guy, i eould seem "evil"

lum/ataru look inti space and lum is happy and gives ataru a ring of tiger stars from her bra to onnect em but he sez he wants L

she holds him ow and puts the ring onlike a slave but not fun andhe ont want it

the ship comes to an anomaly and lums da sez revere thrustbut they come to a fleet with the flower ship the L fleet waited for em

lums a sez reay da weaponslike 1 small ship can handle a flet like a shmup like zero wing

they launch their ships and it loks like macros do you remember love insie he ship but the following grl i said had a b0ner is on there and hid in a fae animal

aaru sezt turn him over to space em i mea spare em andlum gts whiny and eventually beats him out with a hammer to store him somewhere safe

b0ner chickhammers lum out abd gets Atari and we see this beefy chick coslaying as lum and beating out guars and lit9ng a door open

the beta brigaide is amazed at the war and later i think its actually the b0er chic andsheis gonna take atarunout in a jet as ataru wakes up and is glad to be saved from lumand is broadcast the ship

lum comes o and takes a damaged fighter out and if she uses the afterburner it'll blow

lum chaesctaru but her shup blows like ses florida man micowaving a microwave andataru is shocked but shes in a barrer like in seailor moon ith the moon kingdom veing reborn and floats off

atru gets tothe flower ship and warps off and b0ner chick is told she was to only brig the groom but brought others

on te planetits really 80s anime like Outlanders but light anataru's homies are with him

beta b--ches at ataru for livig on this world nt urth and they hav a beef restaurant there too so beta whines of other thibs like ramen with tofu like etas eating soy like

ataru is glad to matru L and becme kin of da plnet like Edwards wanted in robotech ii the sentinels andcan have all the wmomen an offers beta some as having a universal haem

L gets dressed in a weeding peach i mean ress andhad small red air and eets ataru with joy

they getta lomg and beta wants to ry to et her as does mendo and L tals of her childhood tme wit ataru as a kid yars ago

ataru is glad shes queer of the wordl but she sez it was chozen for her and gos for a itting

mendo shutaro flrts with L at night an he brings him to aninner part wiha lot f guys frozen in tubes lie Jewel Princess in New Cutey Hney

she dont want the love to go ad so she freezes the guys to keep em and wants mendo

mednos gonna be frozen as  sazd out chained to a thing but a chiockholds the freezing thing up andoverpowerit to bust it

so the gus are catute by Ls men an Ataru dont want her anymore so L has him locked up and is gonna srnd th guys back to earth

hag wonders why LL wants him and she sez hag wont undersatan

lum and her crew are on the planet i think and shes gonna hrow away her ring but dont and we get a sft song seeing her go around space and 1 hin like the doom tree in season moon

this small onikid who flys around but is chained to a ball in the cll wth ataru and insults him fir deerving this ir what he did to lum an ataru whies as he eat

laer its the weddg day and broadcast aroud the cosmos as b0ner chick is drinking in a bar over getog f;d for her misake and sees lum in disguise on tv

his pink haired bimbocomes t benten an sez she found ataru and they gonna go in

on an air bike this chic i thinklum in a black cloak lke gaijin wear even though theyre in the 1st word, comes by  an security chaes eher

the lum homies attack in various place and throw the ecuriy into chaosas they scramble and i think all L husbands get out an run wearing roboteh masters like outfits

lum heads to the ritual sactuayt where atri maruboshi is gonna marru L and ries o get awaya this blue glem looking minister is gonna hold the heads togeydet like arlic jr with krillin and piccolo

lum breaks in an ataru runs to her and L mers he

then the husband swarm busts in and totaks the place and lum tries to hold ataru wuth L holding him

brnten sucks en up and not like muroku an they're attacked by the deence force so they go vack in time somehow and it looks cool like 80s anime does

they see kid ataru and L playing as kids when her dad brought her to earth and a soft nice song plays

they say an old cstom sez if you jump on a shadow ur engaged and kid ataru jmps on it but ault atatu points out he never actually did, as it was a bit of

the kids whines and adult them comfort em as big ataru beats on kid ataru for hugging lum

they go back to their time and L sez get out and on come back and  tells ha to catch her husbands

the urisei dudes get home ad lum is gonna marry ataru who freaks out at the alter and runs and everyone chases him

then credits tochibi aaru running, then credits in English with clips rom the film

the end

that was pretty good

nice 80s comic fun

its based on the legend of Urashima Taro and wasthe the urusei yatsura movie Rumiko Tatahashi sed was closest to her work and the drector didn't like the chanes the producer made him do

but thats according to aimenewsnetwork and thoe aids bags are devolved

i liked it and it lightened my day after se bad luck

glad i saw it

back when anime was creative

For Urusei Yatsura: Only You 2 I want it to be the 20000s and apan is in a cyber city with magical tech from lums people. Ataru is married to her and she keeps breeding with him so all the pregnancy's have made her fat and ataru hads grown buff from having to b0ne her all the time and handling her tonnage. then L's forces return toget revenge as she's never got over her issues with him and had enough when her husbands all gang sicide and wants ataru now. So Atarui and his female bodybuilder daughter team up to fight her army of cyborg husbangs using their bodies with mechanical equops to move em, andfaces her 4 heavenly king generals, then the hag and finally L who's been eating her usbands not made into robots and is a blob on a throne andbarfs acid at em. Also its a 16 bit beat em up on Sega Genesis, Snes, tg16, Atari aguar and ba with 1 player as atau and 1 as his daughter andlum and the othe kids were captured and are gonna be eaten so they gotta brig it to em ginga! Bull!  Bull!  Bull!  Bull!  Bull!