The Lawless Breed Review

 Note; i spell bad but i'm not as nuts as lucy

the laweless breed

this is my review on the lawless breed from 1953 (th year the robotech actors was pooped outta their moms)

it hjas rock huidson, lee van cleef, glenn strange and no one else i know of

its directed by, Raoul Walsh?? Ooh. Sounds good. He did blackbeard the tirate, captain horatio hornblower, white heat, sadie thompson, and was in the good Birth Of AS Nation

I never saw this but its based on thje true storey of John Wesley Hardin

so like a good disney film, it starts with a book and credits

its fuillscreen and colored

then text sez this outlaw name jkohn wrote his story and this is it

in prioson in 96 this  guy finishes his jail time and goes free

he was probably b0ned a lot

he offers his story to a guy to make into a booke and is gonna go outta town

then book guy reads it and it sez he was arrested for crimesb and blamed  for sh-t

he was born to a texas family in 63 and at age 7 his bros were iced and crippled by yankees in the war

texas was oppressed by the yankees like america in 08-16 and his dad was a badA55

so then hes rock huisdon and his dad whips  him for buying a  gun with gaMBLING MONEY

his dadwants  him tonot be a sinner as he cares

nowadaysa kids dads doont get em off the sin path and let em go downn and suicide wehen they f up their lives and bodies

he wants to have a good lifew with this chick he likes but it tired of things being a55 for him

he wants to do a cow thing and loves this chick and kisses her with consent

so rockman sells his law books for 20 $ and wants to start faRMERY

then rock plays cards and a guy thinks he cheatedf and rockmAN BLASTS HIM

he takes cash from a table and books it and the sovirt yankees coome after him

the bros of the capped guy wanna wack rock and rocjk stops by a farm and sez he capped a guy and a few yankees on the escape

oh its his uncles farm

so rocky goes on a cattle thing and guys are on his a55

in a card game with a guy roocky wiins and the guy slips he tried to cheat

he goes on the cattle thing and dreams of having a farm with the chick

at a town this chick sings aS rockman x plays cards and guys come for him

they say the fam of a guy he iced wantsa a deathmatch and he sez no

rockman zero wants his pay for a dress and goes to face the guy

after capping him he goes baxck and gets paid for his work to buy his woman a weeding dress

then gambles itand wild bill hickock pulls a gun on him

but he slips out his gun and wild bill sez rockmAN ZX HAS A 1 HOUR to get oputta towmn

btw the guy who gave the story wasnt john wasetly hanukah

but the dress won't be ready tiltomorrow anbd the cattle men sez to make it in 1hour

haste makes waste

or in power puff girls; paste makes waste

so they get the dress in less than an hour or the pizzas free and therytest the dress over chix in a bar

wild bill comes in and shopots the clock and sez he's got 1 min lerft and rockman zx advent sez he's gooing

so he goes to his woman and kisses her with consente and sez hes got the cash to buy her the land to live on and has a wedding dress

she knows he iced some guys and said she promised rockman zx spectrums dad that he's marry em

dad dont wanna marry em until he's free of the law and wants him to get a trial

and if its not fair, he'd use a gun to free him like staALLONE

ROCKMAN EXE  gets paied 1200$ to do his case and wants more and rockzas goes off to make more cash and leaves his fireamrm behind

so then theres as horse a55 race and i think the rock wins

the bar chick comes by and seems bumnmed he'sa marrying another wo man

also she worrys about him being out unarmed

theres an other race and rock man wins and gets an a55load of cash

at da bar where they get paid the shwerrif arrests rockxy for capping a guy a whiole ago

he sez on mondday hes turning himself in after his wedding and as he walks out, hes capped and returns fire to waste the sheriff aND ESCAPES

he gets home and serz he iced the guys who capped him (1 was a bro of the guy i think) and hios woman gave up on hiom for capping a lot of people

he mouths off to his dad and blames ewveryonme else for starting it

if i get kicked outta 100 schools, is it the boards fault?

so A poSSE COM,RES for him and he goes out, sez it was self defence, and they say he did itresisting arresdt

rock hudson goes out the back door to escape and a gunfight breaks out

he gets a hit and escapes on horse a55 and chickgets capped by running out in the middle of a gunfigfght like a dumba55

if this were in canada irt would have her hit by a car after running into traffic

or maybe walking on railroad tracks as a train gradually comes over making loud sounds for like an hour getting there

so he gets across the crick and hides as the posse goes by and later the bar chick finds him and the guy he was with and treats his woundsd

when he comes to he hears they're by soviet kansas and the chick got iced

so years later hes still on the run and living (in sin?) with bar chick

he's still wantimng to make big cash and settle down

later texas rangers likew walker come by and she's been saying hes her brother

she comes in on his card game w/o motorcycles and gives the signal that guys are on his a55

he sneaks around and they open fire on him and he picks her up and they run on horse a55

months later after this kansas trap f'd out he's on a farm and living with her

she b--ches about her hhate fort farms as sh had bad exp on em and they are in alabama

she eggs him on abvout how farm ork is harder than card games and he sez he wants da farme

later he returns with a priest and he marrys her

later shes malcontent over woman sh-t like cooking and she reveals shes got a baby in er a55

later they send a paper email to dad and say shes got a baby in the oven (or is that bun) and i think a gov guy reads it at the mailthing

later she sez she likes being his housewife and he goes out and goes to get a ticket to sovirt pensicola

the texas rangerscatch him and he fights hisd way but they overpowewr his a55

hes tried and found guilty and the judger has it out for him

he gets 25 years in the sodomy hole as most witrnesses can't m,ake it as they are in h-ll

he sezx he was only convicted by public opinion and it was self defence

al;so his womaN POOPED OUT A BABY

then 16 yearsa in he got a pardon and the story ends and the book guy finishes the book

so rockman returns to the farm and reunites with the bar chick

he meeets his son and he looks manly like an anime teen in the 80s

son pulls out a gun that rock had and plays witrh it and rock has viet nam flash backs and backhands his boy

son rides off on a house and rock goes FTER HIM AS HE SEES HIMSELF AND HIS BAD PAST AS SONSD FUTURE

SON HAS SOME WHISKERY even though hes 16 and a guy mnouths off to son

rock takes the gun off and throws it to a guy and they walk outy  anbd the guy caps rock thinking hes got a gun

son trys to avenge him but rock sez to not go down dat road

they ride off home together evenn though in the real story he bites it

the end

that wasnt so bad

good story on whhy being a viopplent malcontent is bad

nowadays teens attack people for fun or cuz theyre on drugs and get capped

good acting and music and work and it feels good

it shows how vilence can f it up

its a decent rock hudson movie and holds up well today

plus the texas is the good guys and the yankees are the bad guys

just like real life

btw i hear in real life the rock hudson guy was known to cap a guy for snoring too loud and was a violent malcontent or w/e

for the lawless breed 2 i want it to be about thw son and dad going on a hunt for the Momo the Monster cryptid and finding its in a dimennsional void located in kasnas where they have been capturing human chicks and used em for breeding to create hybrid things to use as slaves. also its an 8 bit rpg like nadia the secred of blue water on nes, gamewboy, master system, game gear, ataRI 7800 AND LYNX AND TG16 where you go around the sasquatch realm and go around in this weird la blue girl/ urtotsukidoji place to stop em.

Reptilicus Review

 Note; i speell reptilian

reptilicus

this is my review on Reptilicus from the distant fuuture year of 1961(100 yeaRS AFTER lincon started THE CIVIL WAR)

its directed by Sidney W. Pink who did niothingh i ever saw or heard of

it stars a bunch of danes i never heard of aand ive never sdeen this film b4 but i hear its a monster movie

apparently, american international pictures chaanged sh-t for the america release and the directer got p-ssed

ooh, its fiullscreen and colored

so it starts with aa narrator saying artuic miners digging for copper (despite it being in a jungle) found something

1 finds blood aND WE GET title

in da drill they find leaTHERY SKIN And bones annd deside to find out more b4 digging for copper

btw this is some woodewn acting, its like a p0rn00

later science nerds come by and a reporter and talk about a large creature under the surface and it was frozen

and nerd thinks the friction tthawed it out and this  thing might be a reptile

so they go to sooviet copernmhagen and theres a blonde chick named lisa like in da room drioiving a ferrarri mustang

the nerds say they found more remnants and they study em and 1 nerd sezthe bones are like shark cartilage

they have a frozen tail and find the whole thing would be dinoi sized

and 1 nerd has a chick for a daughtr and in 1 part is an ellectric eel and everything runs on electricity (as opposed to what? whale oil??)

later at night 1 nerd cuts out a piece of the tail and stufddfys it but the freezer door opens as it wasnt closed right and he falls asleep and the tail thasws

in da day, lisa and dad come in and ffind the tail defrosated and is healing like wolverine or hulk

so later a army guy comes and threy giove a press conference and he explains what regeneration isd as the peole here are room temp iq

just like star fish, each piece of a thing can regenerate into a wole thing and 1 papoaRAZZI SEZ TO CALL ITR REPTILICUS

later 1 inbred seeing guy puts his hand in anm electric eel tank and spazzes out anf then the tail breaks something asnd sets off an alarm

so the thing is regeneratying aand greowing intoi itsd final form like unicron in traBNSFORMERS ENERGON, OR DEATHZARUS GETTUING ENERGY FOR HIS THING IN TRANSAFORMERS VICTORY

so a guy and a chick, i diudnt see which oone, go around town for a day to a montage

at night at a club tthis chick with really cut back hair sings

later its raining like soviet england and someone goes in da lab and sees the thing is moving

he calls 4 help oon da phone and gets inbred fred to go to da cops like they would know what to do

so inbred fred goes to da cops aand they dont csare and the lab is busted and da tthing got out

army guy, named grayuson like carter from power rangers lightspeed rescue, organizes the thing andsends out da troops at a sighting

then we sdee it and it looks sorta like a power rangers monster

they open fire on it for a few mins like in violence jack

it took no dAMAGE AS ITSA GOT BONEY SCALES

also how would bullets stop it ifg it can rewgenerate from a tail stumnp?

so it heads to the beach to b0ne some bikini bimboes and takes out a home  with a fam in it

theey try tanks amnd flame throwers and it goes in da sea

the newwrds say itsa an evolution thing between reptile and mammal from 70 million years ago

spoiler; creation science sayus da urtrh is 6000 years old anbd he's probasbnly a demon

also it needs air to breathe despute being underground for years and regenberasting friom a piece of a55'

later a battleship boat finds it under water and fires on it

another blonde chick trys to tell them not to blow it sapasrt but he dnt listen

se eventully sexz if he blows apart, each piece would grow into a new one and they stop the attack

but its arm gets blown off

also head nerd bites it i think

so is this thing the tarrasque? just get some wraiths and drain his constitution until its 0

so lisda finds nerdad is in the hos[pital and is bummed

so 2 weeks later army guy is still waiting for it to show uip and lisa dad nerd is doing better

then rep[tilicis starts buisting sh-t in the sea and taking out boats

who not collect ki from everyone and nuke every cell in its body with it?

worked in dbz!

1 miner bla,es himself for finding it underground

later its a beach and all these bikini chix are there and reptilicus shows up

da army shows up andits kinda like the 1st season of robotech and theres nop signer of it

it shoes up in da city and people run asnd it barfs acid onm em that if maDE TODAY, WE'D SEE EM MELT TO BONES

dA ARMY FIGHTS BUT CANT USDE THEIR BEST ITEms as it would f it up

why not use gas?

or acid fire?

as people run a guy raises a bridge and people fall and da rest are stuck

so re relowers da bridge

it goes in da water and army guy wants to lure it to the open country and bust iot with the big stuff

so da citysd burning and its bustin things up and they blast at it to send it on

army guy sez to only fire omn his order and to hold da line

a guy openedc fire and got acid melted and it returned to da city

army guy wants to blow it apart but scientist sez that would make him worse as they wouldmnt find all the bacon bits and they'd grow back to many monsters

army guy dont know what else to do and dadnerd spazzes out and gets a SHOT TYO CALM HIM

army guy thinks of using a drug to stup the rep and i think shin godzilla ripped this off

so the chicks and miner make the drugs ands its put into shells as reptilicus f--ks da town

army guyy wants to fire it in its mouth and i think reign pof fire ripped this off

an ambulance attracts it and a guy sacrifices  himself by driving a jeep at it and gets cruished to lure it back

army guy fiores in its mouth and it goes down

tthat went to its brain pretty quicxk

so da town's f--ked and army guy sez its gopod theres  no more like it

then in da sea its arm movves around

the end

that was pretty good

nice decent pg 60-s movie

better than the giant behemnoth

its kinda cheesy but it works

its worth giving a wtxch and isd only lie 80 mins

gl;ad i saw it

for Reptilicus 2 I want it to be years laster and the armn has grown into a new Reptilicus, but animalsd vbit off parts of it and it mutated em into Reptilicus abiomination hybrids under its control. using these it buiolds an army and fights against mankind in a war of man and monster. also some people have betrtayed the human race and joined Reptilicus to eat its fleash and b3e devolved into its abominous slaves. and one tough blonde with bad 80s hair leads a fight against it inb a post apocALYPTIC wasteland and has found that its acttually a daemoin sealed away since Noahs Flood ands they can use holy items to stop it. Its also a 32 bit RPG on Sega Saturn, PS1, GBA, 3DO, PSP and N64 and you play as this bl;onde and fight monsters while searching for holy items to beat the monster

Tumbleweed Review

 Note; i still spel  bad

tumbleweed

this is my review on tumblleweed from the distant future year of 1953

its got ayuudie murphy and Russell Johnson from Giigans island and Robotech II The Sentinels and lee van cleef

i never saw it b4 but aUDIE murphy is usually good

ooh, its got lyle talbot from 20 000 years in sing sing

its directed y nathan jaran who did 20 million miles to earth, attack of the 50 foortt woman and 1st men in da moon

sop after crdeits, audie rides his horse in a vioilene jack wasteland and finds a corpse

the body is indiann aND as akimg being dead to shabnk him but audie counters

he digs a bullet outta him and gives him water and indian wonders why a White man would help him

thats racist

he sez his dads is akila (akira?!) AND will be there soon

so audie goes to town and talks to chix he's guarding in the wasteland

he takes em the long way around in their coaches to avoid indians

audie goes up ahead and the chix talk about what guy the blond should marry

audie sees smoke signals and heads back and they prepart for battle by hiding the women

oh and blondes friend has a baby and audie hides em in a cave behind a tumbleweeed

later its dark and Audie decides to have em escape but the indiansd attck

they fight em off and Audie wants to try a peace meeting with Akila and goes with tghe indians carrying a White Flag

he sez to Akila he's sons friend and wants peaceful passage

Akira sez his son has no White friends (racist) and they beat him out, tie tim to the ground and leave him to cook in the sun

akila; white man have too little sun

me; imagine if i said my japanese cousin had too much for beign taned?

later akiras woman frees him for helping her son

he goes back too town and everyone there hates him cuz they think he deserted the party and the party got iced

the owman survuived though and the others were chopped up and probably b0ned

the town wants to string him up and he sez he helped thew akiras son and they think hes in league with em

they nealry lynch him but sherrif stops it and takes audie to jail so the guys dont waste him

later blonde visits audie in jail and sez she didn't know if it was true and sortry for not standing up for him

later, the indian comes in, shanks the guard and breaks out audie

also he sez a White man told akila about the wagons and they escape

indian gets capped in the escape and gives audie a necklace and audie takes a hit as he gets away

later its dfay and his horse has a bullet hole and he goes to take another one

the other ones run but a pale horse comes to him and is all crippled out from being raised on some animal milk as its momm got it from russlers

he ghoes back on his capped horse and rides on and sheriff comes following

audie goes to a farm and tells him da story and sez someone set up the wagon ambush

he blacks out and farmers woman treats him and the sherrif comes by with his crew

the farmers cover for him and say he's heading to indian turf and audie gets the pale horse saddled up and goes on

audie goes through the desert and goes up a tall thing on his cr-pmobile horse and the sheriff guys go on thinking he couldn';t make it up there

so audie goes on and after a rest, goes to a forest and finds a gold finding pan and ore

later farmer wife tells blonde she helped audie and that audie is in love with her

wife sez long ago this guy was gonna get lynched and she left her life to help him

now hes her husband and she never regretted it

so sherrif and crew are on his trail and audie runs into this fat guy

audie shares water with him and fatty sez he was nearly got by an indian force

audie goes on and the sheriff party isd running outta water but goes on like with Greed by Erich Von Stroheiuim

audie gives his cr-pmpobile horse water in his hat and heads for the springs

in town a guy left the sherrif party and sez many party guys dumped it

so professer narratrior from roboptech 2 wants to hunt down audie and blonde goes with him

sheriff goes around da desert following trax and goes back and auidioe finds the water hole dried out

global warming??

he decides to wait til tark and horse digs in da dust and finds watewr

after drinking they go off and audie covers da water with a tumbleweed

as he goes he sees sherrif co,e over and finding dry springs

he goes bacvk and saves him and gets his gun

he sez he didnt have a key or knife to ice the guard and if he goes bACK THE town will string him up

sheriff gets sick and talks to audie and his crew sneak attacks  audie

sherrif was faking and keeps the crew from lynching him

then the indians got em surrounded andis gonna wait em out in the heat

audie sez to fake being dead and he and his horse and the guys go out and fake biting it

the indians come down and the guys shred em with gunfiire and they catch akila whos got a few extra holes

more indians come and they fight em off and the indians run

the professor and blondeand friends come by and drive wem off

audie sez son bit it saving him and shows the beads

alika supports audie and finers professor and bites it

preofessor takes bloinde hostage and escapes on a big a55 horse and audie goes after him on the cr-pmobile horse

they fall off da horses after a chase and fight

use the ryu en bu!!

thery climb these star trek looking rocks and fight and audie kicks him off the cliff as professor was gonna mash him with a biog a55 rock

say hi to giligan for me, IN H-LL!!

audie gets da horse and the blonde and a good ending

the end

that was nice

kinda like lord of the rings with most of it being people travelinmg and a few fights

audie plays a good guy who's f'd but fights fore redemption

its kind of a theme he does

good twists and good musi and acting and story

nice pacing and it don't drag

a solid western and tells a goood tale

For Tumbleweed 2 I want them to get back to town but the members strtill think he's a traitor and akila lied for him. cuz they homies. Eventually a maLCONTENT GROUP TRIES TO string him up and he has to fight em off in his cabin. Also its a light gun game on sega saturn and playstation 1 aND PANASONIC 3DO WHERE YOU fight in several levels in the cabin and ranch and cap guys trying to cap you and player 2 is his woman.

Showdown Review

 note; i spell samurai, wait, wrong movie!@

shodown!

tjhis is my review on showcdon from the distant future yer of 1963

its got audie murphy and no one else i know

i never saw tis but its directed by Robert G. Springsteen who did nothing i saw

so 2 cowboys came to town and 1 guy has a collar and chain on him and is kinda nuts

the cowboys come to the bank to cash a years wages check and 1 is a horse vet and 1 is some 1800s thing

vet wants to send some of his cash to his chick and wants to send a decent money instead of a few $$s more

audie sez he never sends cash and vet sez to get cash from audie to try to get more

audioe goes off and vet is gonna use the poker games for making cash

so audie gets a shave and some horsemen come in to town and kids say they are close to their dad

the horsemen chain some guys to the post in collars like some kinda Yugioh SM thing

1 guy was an outlawe whos gonna get strung up and 2 kids wanna trhow a rock at him

audie takes the rock and sez as their dads chgained up, outlawe will f--k him up iuf he finds out the guys kids stone attacked him

vet gets drunk and loses the money and gets in a fight and audie joins in

audie takjes vet outside and he slugs out the sherrif and he has both chained up outside like some kinda mad max thing

vet sez this was the last time and tomorrow he's gonnsa get a good job and make it up

outlaw has his g00nz dig as its nighte and finds theres giuna and horses in the office from the nut

audie and vet are drafted into digging or they get iced by outlaw

is this a thing on unions? u gotta all go down topgether and no dissent?

by sun up the guasrd goes in and they pull downb da pole and carry it into the office and get guns

theres a shootout like at a crack house and the chained get off the pole and bust open the safe and run

nuts guy runs out and gets capped and a buncha guys get capped escaping

vet gets money dropped and he and audie book it

the kids see dad, the nuts guy, and audie and vet stop by a water annd losaat their money and gear

but vet reveasls he stole cash and adie sez they shouldnt but he wants it for his woman

then the ouutlaws men get em and vet sows he has the bonds he stole

the outlaws have took off their own collars and leave main guys chains on until after main guys cash the bonds for em

1 guy trys to b0ne a girl but vet or audie nauils hm with da chain

they go on andthe collars are f--king their necks and vet has the outlaws take em off

so they send vet in to town to get the money and if he don't come back they'll ice audie

outlaw sez main guys are a teem like an oyster and need each other

later vet is brought back for trying to esacape and not trying to pay em

they cxollor him and string him up to get the info on where the cash is

audie learns where it is from him and sez he's gonna get the money to save em

vet sent themoney to hs woman and thought thewy'd just get iced after giving the money and didn't even try

vet treys to save audie byu saying he was gonna leave him so audie won't come back and bit it

so audie escapers down a hill and the guys following him dont risk it

so audie gets to the woman and shes a singer in a saloon and he gets knocked out and wakes up with the outlaws guys

he fights his way out and ecapes on horse, then returns to the town and trys to get the cash back from woman

she don't care and is gonna keep the cash even if the vet gets it

a moustache guy comes by and pulls a gun on audie after he's called a liar and theif by owman and outlaw guys come up wanting the cash

he sez shes not the girl hes looking for and they dont buy it and a gunfigyht breaks out

1 guy runs and woman takes a gun from the floor

later she cr-ppily opens fire on audie and runs on horse back but audie follows on another horse

he catches her and throws her off and sez after da horse is rsted to go back

she reveals she and her sister were gonna live well and met vet after their dad bit it

but he sold the ranch and gasmed all the cash and she had to send her sister away and become a h00ker

sounds like the vet is like the guy from Wings in 27; a j-rkoff who f--ks everything up for everyone!

audie wont be swayed by her tears and sez he'd make it up to her and goes off

so audioe goeds back with the money and hides it asnd returns to the place with the outlaws

he sezx the woman gave him the money and will give em it when he knows vets ok

they talk and audie goes for the cash and woman comes by and vet tackles a guy and gets cappewd

audie and chick esacape and outlaw sez "he was worth 12 000!!"

audie makes a pile of rocks and when the outlaws come up, they think audie went back to town

audie and woman escape to a barn or something and she blames herself for everything getting f;'d 

later a guy comes by and audie fights him on a room and the guy falls and bites it

as its a 60s film it dont show it, but in the real ver, he head splattered on that rock next to it

audie sez he's taking the money back where it came and goes off on a horses a55

he's then chased by a guy witha  shotgun and uses sa thing on a rope behind him to raise dust to cover him

he hides n rocks and when the gunman goes by he caps him

later outlaw and a guy find the rocks shotgun guy and guy wants to quit but outylaw wants to get the money

later audie gets capped and falls in ariver and escsapes under water

his gun is wet but he caps ther guy who capped him and gets the guys horse

i have a hosrse now, ho ho ho

woman goes to the marshall and the kids from b4 say marshall will find audei, dead or alive (xtrema volley ball 4)

outlaw goes there and tels kid to stfu and audie comes to town and woman meets him gladly

he's got a hole in his torso and outlaw isggonna j fk audie but kid shoves his gun and warns him

theres a gunfight and audie trakes outlaws a55 out and sends him o h e double england

then audie goes to give the mobney back.

the end

that was pretty good

audie always plays honorable guys

good way of the screw up getting it

good fullscreen and b/w style that audie didn't like but i think works

i enjoyed this and it tells a good story about how distrust gets byou iced and trust helps

fot Showdown 2 I want audies character to be wandering in the desert ad he comes across a bone mound where demons werte buried and hsi new partner takes a bone to use to ghet rich. the demons come foir them and they gotta fight their way back with holy items and return the bone. its also its an 8 bit platform ame on gameboy, nes, sega master system and game gear, tg16, ataRI 7800 AND LYNX WHERE YOU PLAY AS AUDIE AND GO THROUGH WESTERN TOWNS AND ruins of mexico aztec or w/e protuculture.

Begin Again Review

 note; i began to spell

begin again

tyhisd is my review on begin again from 2013(the year of the 1st robotech war)

its got keira knightly, the sodomus mark rfffalo, adam levbine, hailee steinfeld, the sodomingus james corden, ceelo greed, mos def and no one else i know

its directal by john carmney wsho did on the edge and ocnce

so after like 80 secondfs of logos we get a chiuck playing a bummer song in a bar

then credits to ther mark hulk getting his haiory a55 outta bed and picking up his treen daughter to some art place

back door mark looks liek tim burton on drugs

so he goes to a meeting and later talks to some black guy about how marky mark has f=--ked outover the last buncha years

I think he's getting canned for being a j-rkoff and he throws a sissy fit

if he still had man parts he's shoot the place up, but judd apatow guys are beta males

he trys to jack a painting as he sez its his but leaves it cuz hes too f'd

then he drinks on a park bench and takes da subway and a Bible Guy offers him Faith

her stumbles around drunk ike Team America and goes toa bar to devolve his liver more and hears chick playing the emo song

he likes it and it sounds a bit 90s or early 00s and he imagines how to make it better

he offers her a gig and she don't think he's for real or want to be a big a55 star

later he sez his label ditched him and comes clean and sez he was gonna jump off a bridge and heard her song and she goes with him

she reads his wikipecdia page and he did well but pawned his grammys and is a drunk nnow

he wants to get her a new look and a vid and make her a star

she gets b--chy over being told how to dress and he sez all artists are modified to look better by the industry

btw this is in soviet new york, where law and order svu happens

they go out and she wants to get outta soviet new york and they go to their homes

at her home she watches a vid and flashbacks to her bf

i think its a flash back that shows her beta male bf wanting to be like a samurai by drinking tea and him going to soviet LA for a gigf

bf is a singer and he sings and we see the totally hetero james corden cr-ppily singing in a park.

she goes to him and trhey are homies and they go to his shack and haver whiskey as he's an irish or britmo or one of those lesser evolved beings

then we see chick and b4 dooing a song in an apartment

holy cr-p we're 40 ins in with adds

that felt like nothing

i never saw this b4 but according to wikipedoia it got good reviews

so later the bf comes by and sdhe slaps him for no reason

she threw the 1st punch! counterstrike!!

so i think he wrote a love song for another chick and this just went springer as i think they were b0ning

so she leaves him and goes to live with gross a55 james corden who's grossness will devolve her in to one of hjis kind in a weird transformation sequence

later he goes down to a bar to play his sissy songs and he gets her to play and it shows how mark soddomo came in

then mark ruffage wakes up to his phone ands chick calls him wanteing to be signed

he pix her up and she don't got a demo or myspace or facebook and he has her play her song for the black guy

black guy don't like it and sez if he makes a demo then he can try again

later he chooses to record outside with a laptop and use editing tools to do it and record a bunch of songs all over soviet new york

mark gets some crew and sez he's give em a back end deal (Which sounds like innuendo, esp since this was done byu weinstein) and he directs em to play

they go 2 c ceelo green and his homie beatboxs

later they record inn an alley and he bribes some kids to stfu with smokes

later mark gets his daughter(i think the cihlk at the start wasnt his kid) and chick and daughter get along and gets bf advice

also chick sez daughter dresses too sexy and takes her shopping to get different clothes

spoiler; guys like when chicks dress hot! mainly feminists are aginst it as they are jealous of the hotter bimbos

they drop her off at home and chick wants daughter to play guitar on the song and markula goes in to his ex womans place to ask if she's good

ex woman sez she s-cked and is smoking chronic

later mark gets b--chy over chick trying to get him and his daughter and they bicker and he sez his woman was b0-0ning other guys while his mind was gonna snap

but the guy b0ning her wentg back to his woman and marks ex woman waited for him and told mark to get f'd

so they patch things up and dance aroun da town and listen to music

she listens to the casablanca song and they go back to jaymes cordins a55 and he sez her bf adam lambert or lavine or w/e is giving a speech saying cr-p that chick said is fake

jamews a55 and chick get druunk and chat and she calls betsa male bf and james a55 cordin plays poain as she sings

later they getta montage of them playing the songs they recorn around sopviet new sodom new york

later markington, his woman and kid play in it too

later they have a party and markin drinks pepsi instead of booze

soviet james sortin plays a gamer where they pplay msuic and you try to stand still

everyone winds up dancing

later her bf comes back and looks like dan levy from shj-ts creak meets Ross Hull from Student Bodies

they walk around and he shows her his song and its not as good as it should be or something and he's lost his way about trying to please everyone to be vcorporate

He wants her to come to the showing of the msuic and she goes off and marky mark is egtting salong with his 5kanky teen daughter

so they take the album to the black guy and markinglua gets his job back and she sez she sees how it cost like nothing to make so she wantrs more than 10% of sales

later chick goes to the bfs show and he sez if she's here to come up and play

he plays ther song they made and she evsantually goes off on a bike in new york at night

then these 2 big ugly black guys tackle her down ands start b0ning her as she screams until she;'s b0ned dead!

jk thats Law and Order SVU

so then theres credits and marl butt f--k alo is moving in wiith his woman and she dont wanna release her album

so they release it online for a 1$ per download and he spreads wordd to his homies like ceelo green and they spread the word and it sells 10 000 $

markkalo is grilled over it by black guy who fires him

the end

that was pretty good

good pacing and flow that don't drag

good feel and nice music

good story and  style

i liked it and it went by fast wioithout much happening

For Begin Again 2 I want the music company that fired ruffalo to file a court thing against the chick and him over ownership of the music. but whenthe case is in hearing, the company puls strings to get the chivk and mark arrested for false accusations. Knowing this is how the company gets rid of people, he and the chick escape and go on a hunt to take out the record guys. also its a DS andf PSP Metroidvania game where you go artound soviet new york and fight through gangs and junkies and gotta get better items and take out the record guy top get the evidence he has that he framed you, as he keeps copy's of all his calls to use against those he works with.

Game Reviews Volume 12 From 2020 And 2021

My feelings on games I beat in  the last bit of 2020 an the 1st bit of 2021

So I finally fully beat Aero the Acro-Bat 2 on Sega. I made it to the final round before but even though I beat the final boss, the game screwed up and Aero walked into spikes with 1 HP left and counted as being iced. This time I'm not sure what I did different but it went into sorta autopilot and he went in the exit thing and hit the switch to stop the bad guy and it worked. Its actually a pretty good game. You play as a circus bat who can do a drill attack diagonally up or down by hitting Jump 2x or straight down if you ump then hit the Look button. You get a few lives and 2 continues and 3 hits to start with, but can get up to 5 hits when fully charged. It controls well and is by Sunsoft who was great in the 8 and 16 bit days so the graphics and music are most excellent. Its also got a password thing that starts you at the start of the zone and is 4 images using characters from the game. You collect the letters A E R O and if you get 4 in a level you get a shell game to win an extra guy. Food is for points and your logo the letter A is health. Getting enough of the food and enemy's in a level gets you a free guy after its done. You also have a star attack button where you fire stars you collect at guys and a Look button that lets you hold and D pad to see a bit around you. If you bite it in a level you go to a checkpoint but if you bite it on a boss you keep the battle going if you got extra guys left. Its not too tough and has a lot of extra guys around to stock up on. Also beating enemy's keeps em dead unless you use a continue. Its a nice game and is well made and I'm glad I did it. Its worth playing and needs more love.

Just beat Fortified Zone on Gameboy. Its a top down Run and Gun game like the bad levels in Super C. You switch between 2 characters like in that DS Castlevania game. The guy can use better weapons and the girl can jump. B is shoot and A is either special weapon or jump but Jump don't do much so the guy is the best one. You get unlimited tries and if 1 bits it, you still have the other. There's a 4 character Password to do any of the 4 levels again and there's a 2 player mode that you need 2 GB's, 2 game paks and a link cable to use. Its got good graphics and music and isn't too hard at 1st but gets rough in the last level. As you bust bad guys you get power ups like special weapons that have limited ammo and Health things that refill you, but if you're full, you can save it and its like a Fairy in some Zelda games that revives you we you bite it. Getting a spare Health Pack and switching to the other character revives em. Also you can collect Life Up power ups but any life you extend your bar by is one if you game over. There's a trick where you swap characters and can cheese the brief invincibility to protect yourself. In the last level near the start are these turrets that if you bust em, can give a Health Pack. If you keep going back and forth and resmmoning em, you can keep getting more til you have 8 (the limit) and make the game easier. Each area is a screen you go through like Zelda and there are floors in it. Also on boss levels you move around in a big black space and the boss stays around his area, often just moving up/down, which can be used to take him on. Its a pretty good game and I'm glad I got it.

Just beat Dr Mario 64 on N64. Its just like the other Dr Mario games where you line up 4 colors in a line or column but not diagonal. There's up to 4 players and when you add more the screen scrunches. You got 3 colors, Red Blue and Yellow and gotta clear Virus's by putting 4 colors the same together. The pills you drop stack and can spin with the A/B buttons. Virus's stay the same location but pills fall if they ain't connected on the sides to the other half it came down with. Its pretty good and it has a save file system where you save on the Game Pak and it holds it for decades. I got this for Christmas years ago and it still works. You can play in Story Mode as Mario or Wario and all it does is slightly change the cutscenes. I used Wario as I like his games more and didn't like Mario 64. If you play the whole game w/o using a continue (There's infinite) you get an extra round with Mario/Wario who you already beat in lv 1. I only found that out after making it to the end and checking online to see if there's another round. Spoiler: The end cut scene is the same either way. Its pretty good and has good thinking to get with. Glad I played it. Oh and its got good Music, Color and Graphics.

Just beat Mischief Makers on N64. Its by Treasure and is a cool 2D Side Scroller Platform game where you use the D pad. 1 button Jumps and one grabs and using the D pad lets you shake what you hold to use. You can dash by double tapping jump between things you hold, use the C buttons for quick access to D pad stuff, Throw things, Roll by pressing down a bit, boost up with double tap, and other things. You go through 50ish levels that each have a goal like fight a boss or get to the end, and it plays pretty well. The 1st few levels teach you what to do and it gets tougher as it goes on. The graphics are cool and its got really nice music and its just a great time. Good references to other Treasure games like the Birdman dashing and his level in the falling thing like Seven Force. You collect Red gems to spend on Continuing and Blue and Green gems for life and if you are full and get more, you get an extra life bar (up to 2 spares). sometimes the controls take some getting used to for me to figure out when to grab the enemy attack, mainly bosses. The story is fun and silly and each level is different and gives new ways to do things. There's even a track and field level where you do races and sports. It saves to the Game Pak and can hold it for decades and can have 02 save files. Its worth getting and holds up well. Plus there are Yellow Gems that determine how long the ending cut scene plays. You can get them around the level and by getting perfect on some bosses. Its a positive game with good feels and I'm glad i got it.

Just beat Spider-Man and the X-Men in Arcade's Revenge on my 106 Game Gear in 1 GBA Cart. You play as SM, Wolverine, Gambit, cyclops and Storm in 3 levels each that play different to their own style. Spider Man is pretty standard with 1 button jumps and 1 webs but holding up+jump makes you diagonally websling. this is tricky as it happens by mistake sometimes. You hold up or down on the D Pad to control how high or low the web sling goes and can jump off it for more height. The Rhino can be beat by web shots in this ver. Wolverine has his claws out all times and you don't get different attacks when you hold up, but the Juggernaut is easier with just needing enough head shots and a few things dropped on his head. He still kills you in 1 hit if he gets too close. Cyclops levels are simpler and you don't get a kick button so the cavemen alien things I don't know how to beat, but there's a LOT of 1 hit kills in here with the electric track. Storm swims in water levels but I couldn't tell the surface from the water on here so I had to guess. Life and air are 1 bar like Mario 64 and this was tougher in both except the 1st boss who you can just stay at the top of the screen and blast and the air heals you. The 2nd boss was tough as the area fully fills to reach the upper areas to hit and you can't refill air. Gambit was tough as there's lots of pits but you got unlimited ammo. The enemy hits add up and you gotta watch out. The 2nd run is an elevator level that makes more sense as ur on a platform instead of the floor rising and there are some paths that are dead ends. Its got good music and graphics but controls could be better. The last area is each guy going through a small level and ends with the final boss that just goes back and forth on the bottom and throws things. You get no continues but can get an extra guy in some levels. Its pretty tricky but not as rough as the Genesis ver. Glad I played it but its not the best.

Just Beat Fire Emblem The Binding Blade on GBA. Took me 37 hours over a few weeks. Its a Srpg like Shining Force but different. If as character bites it you can't get em back so its either restart or go the rest of the game without em. You can move a set number of squares on a grid but there's terrain that can protect or slow you or the foe. You can rescue characters if they ain't too heavy and carry em to protect em. You get Exp from battles and gain skill from using weapons that ranks up from E to S class. you have a max level of 20 but can digivolve to a new thing and gain stats and be lv 1 in a new job. Higher skill lv's means you can use better weapons. You can get more characters by talking to em or meeting conditions. To get the good ending you gotta get the special weapons by meeting certain conditions like beating a level with a certain guy alive and in under 2 turns. You and your foe take turns moving guys around and battling and your items can break after enough uses so you gotta buy more. You don't get cash for beating guys, but by selling things or in chests. Its got a really good story and I avoided Spoilers to see it myself. Its worth it. If you wanna do this you otta use a guide to get everything. Its really good and I'm glad I did it. Now I know the story of Roy from Melee. 1 thing you can do too make it easier is to Suspend game and use it as a mini save. But be sure you can still do still as attacks have the same result even if rebooted

Just beat Revenge of Drancon AKA Wonder Boy 1 on my 106 Game Gear games in 1 GBA cart. Its a platformer/Run N Gun where you play as this kid in Green undies trying to save his bikini bimbo gf from a Witch Doctor. You go through 10 worlds with 4 areas each and 4 checkpoints in each of those. 1 hit kills you but you also have a life bar that drains on its own. Touching fruit refills it and it also drains bit bumping into rocks Its pretty brutal as 1 screw up and its back to start. You get a few guys and get more with points but you get unlimited continues and you'll need them. Biting it sends you back to a checkpoint but running outta guys sends you back to the start. Sometimes its better to just suicide a few times so you start back at full lives. In each level is a Doll you gotta collect to get to the final levels. The boss is the same each time but with a different head and sometimes throws different things. You have no attacks except a Tomahawk you throw with the non jump button but you can only throw 2 on screen at once like the Torch in Ghosts n Goblins. Also biting it sends you back and you gotta re get it. It controls kinda slippery and has bad momentum so often I get iced struggling against the controls. 1 button jumps and holding up on the D Pad makes you jump higher. Some levels have no Tomahawk so you gotta wiggle through all the hazards to get through. You can collect an Angel or Reaper from an egg and 1 makes you invincible and the other drains life. Also if you have a Tomahawk you can get a Skateboard too make you keep moving forward and survive 1 hit. Sometimes the dolls are hidden in stones or in the last 2 worlds, fire, that you gotta touch to unseal. Its pretty unforgiving and if you wanna do this, use a guide or save states so you don't gotta slog through it in 1 long marathon. Glad I beat it but I don't plan to ever play this again. Its quite the Ordeal. Even with the good graphics that glitch and spazz out as enemy's hide against the background, and good music but it gets on your nerves hearing it over and over.

Just beat GB Genjin Land: Viva! Chikkun Okoku on my Genjin Collection for Gameboy. Its a Bonk game where you use him in 7 mini games with 4 levels of difficulty. 1 is a haunted house where you go through and try not to be hit 3x, 1 is an Arkanoid thing where Bonk knocks a cannonball to take out bones. 1 is a wall rebounding thing where you climb to the top but there's sometimes a fake goal post to avoid. 1 is a Wack A Mole where you nail enough guys. 1 is a Roller Coaster where you gotta avoid falling off and obstacles, 1 is Simon where you jump on a keyboard to cop[y a song with a guy leading you. And 1 is a feeding game where you knock falling food into animals mouths and avoid spicy ones. Each try gives you points you can spend on tickets to go on more rides and higher levels. It controls pretty well and you get infinite trys but on the level select map is a guy who roads and halves your points if you touch him. The Arkanoid level was pretty tough in the last level with reaching the last pieces and the Roller Coaster level took me quite a while. 1 button jumps and 1 headbutts and doing it in the air makers you flip head to foot. Doing it again flips you back. For the blocks that split in half to drop you if you jump and press B 4x fast, you stay in the air long enough for the block to reform. Sometimes you gotta cheese invincibility frames to get through. It took me over 7 hours to get through as you gotta do it all in 1 go and there's no saves or passwords or level select. Its tough, but if you got a whole day to plow through this til you get lucky or good, then its not bad. Oh and its all in Japanese, but its pretty self explanatory on what to do. Good spin off of Bonk that was kinda used for Knuckles Chaotix with the theme park island. Glad I played this but I won't play it again. Some parts are an ordeal.

Just finished the Genjin Collection on Gameboy. Its a 3 in 1 pack with the 3 GB Bonk games. The 2 GB ones we got here and the Japanese Mini Game Carnival thing. You choose which game to play from the main menu and it loads and you play it. Its pretty good and useful if you don't need the games to be in English. The games play well and ain't too hard most of the time but have some tough bits. Getting this was cheaper than getting each of the separate Bonk GB games. The games don't really need to be read and explain themselves and have good music and graphics. I'm glad I got this one. Its a pretty good game and holds up well.

Just beat Dragon Ball Z: Buu's Fury on GBA on a Dragon Ball Z: Buu's Fury & Dragon Ball GT: Transformation 2 in 1 Cart. Its pretty good and plays top down like a Zelda game. You get EXP from beating guys and Level up after a while. Also you get points to make your stats better that you choose how they go. It covers the 3rd arc of DBZ from Pikkon to Uub and has things from movies like Broly and Janemba. I beat it in like 13 hours and did the quests to collect the items for the Hercule and Z Warrior Museums, but even though I got Korin's Cane, it didnt show yup so I didn't Unlock Gogeta. You can equip items to add to stats and weights slow you a bit but give more EXP so you LV up faster. The game is pretty easy and you can just grind for EXP against the same guys. You have no lives but a save system puts you back when you bite it. Plus there is an item that revives you if you bite it. Its got the great Bruce Faulconer music and actual lines from the show that brought me bavck to watching the Ocean Dub with the REAL DBZ Actors. Its fun and has good 32 bit GBA Graphics and music and is pretty well made. You LV Up fast so it feels like your getting a lot done. Glad I did this one.

Just beat Dragon Ball Z: Buu's Fury & Dragon Ball GT: Transformation 2 in 1 Cart on GBA. Its a pretty good combo pack. I got it for a few $$ and its worth it. Buu's Fury is a great game that isn't too tough and has that 00s DBZ feel. And GT Transformation is a good Beat Em Up like Streets Of Rage or Final Fight where you go through the 1st half of GT. Both games are good and do different things so its not just the same thing twice. GT has more impressive graphics as in closer to the show but Buu's Fury has that 16 bit style like a JRPG on the map. I'd say Buu's Fury is more fun but GT Transformation is still worthy. Glad I got this Game Pak. I only got it years ago for GT Transformation but Buu's Fury was a nice addition.

Just beat Ghosts n' Goblins on my 150 NES Games in 1 GBA Cart. What an ordeal. You die in 2 hits and most levels have 1 extra armor to get to refresh your hit. You get several weapons to use and some are needed to get through but you only throw 2 at a time. You get unlimited continues and even running outta guys sends you back to the checkpoint. But you gotta choose Continue on the start screen and the default is New Game 1P. The jump is in a set arc and can't be changed when in air, but you can flip left/right to fire in that direction. There are these monsters that look like circimsized hot dogs that pop outta nowhere and wiggle around. Plus little imps that respawn and sniper you. The bigger enemy's stay down until you bite it. You gotta beat it 2x to beat it and there's no super attack like in later games. Its one of the harder games on NES and a worthy challenge, but it can take hours on 1 level, only to have to do it again later. Glad I played it but I ain't playing it again. The Red Gargoyles are the worst guys and spazz out once off so you gotta try to jump at em then jump back and fire at em. There are these pooping ogres that eat time as they walk back and forth above ladders. The Genesis ver lets you aim up, but not here. some bosses are immune to certain weapons but still react as if hit, so the White Guy in LV 6 can be forced back with the shield and you can climb the ladder if done right. Yes I beat it 2x and got the bad spelled good ending. Oh and there's a time limit so you gotta do it fast but don't screw up or you gotta do it again.

Just beat Techno Cop on Sega Genesis. Its an 80s style future game where you play as a cop and blow apart crooks. You gotta take out a Drug Empire as its Always Drugs in the 80s. A is a leap jump, B is fire and C changes between Gun and Net so you catch the crooks in 1 shot, but it takes longer to reload and you can't crouch. There's 11 levels and before each one you gotta drive to it. If you take too much damage from trees on the side of the road, its game over. You get 5 lives max and a life bar but no continues, passwords, level select or savers. There's said to be a life refill code but it don't work for me. But you get lives back from finishing missions. You are told to go after a crook like a kidnapper or dealer and how to get em, dead or alive, and you get points and rank ups for doing it right (Which has no impact on gameplay and is just score). Each mission has a time limit and you gotta get the guy b4 it runs out. But you don't gotta actually do em and you can just wait for time to run out and move on to the next one. If you know which missions are tough, like 5 6 and 7, you can sorta skip em. The levels look similar all run down and slummy and you can cap innocent guys and only lose points. In Driving mode B fires a cannon and C fires a Nuke and up and down are speed up and down. Its not too bad and once you know where to go and how to take out guys, its entertaining. Its also pretty gory as when you cap guys they blow apart in a blood and parts mess and lay there twitching. Its not bad if you know what to do. Glad I played it.

Just beat Kuuga – Operation Code Vapor Trail AKA Vapor Trail on my 218 Genesis games Multicart. Its a Shmup by Data East and is up to 2 Players. Its a vertically scrolling game where you just blast stuff. You get 3 or 5 lives and 5 continues but there's as Level Select code to use that you can choose any of the 6 levels. You get 3 hits per life but gotta restart the whole level if you bite it before the checkpoint, but after that, you just respawn wherever you are. You get several power ups you get by blowing certain planes and can change the power up by blasting it. You get 3 different planes to use and can select a different one on using a Continue. You can also get a Power Armor that changes your attack to a double shot wave cannon and if you bite it beyond the checkpoint it can be recollected after respawning. Also 1 button can let you use a spin to be invincible for a bit and if used with the Power Armor its a Screen Nuke. Its pretty tough but if you use the code to return where you fall, its not so bad. Nice music and graphics and it controls pretty well. Glad I played it. Also its set in the distant future year of 1999 like Robotech and The Rage: Carrie 2 and has pretty good Japanese saying English Voice Clips.

Just beat Jet force Gemini on N64. It took over 14 hours and was pretty good. Great music like the 90s DBZ, Great 64 bit graphics, the controls need some getting used to, but ain't too bad. Z is fire, C up and down are cycling through weapons, A is jump, B is crouch, C left and right are strafe left/right and R is going into aiming mode. You gotta complete a bunch of levels and fight these ant aliens that enslaved these Not Ewoks(Or maybe its Carbarrans from Robotech II The Sentinels?). some parts are quite tough and you get more weapons as the game goes on. You also collect life extenders like in Mega Man X. You get 2 tries per level and leaving and going back resets it and bosses have infinite tries. It also can save and has a bunch of varied gameplays like flying through corridors and a racing game. To beat the game you gotta get all the not Ewoks in each level in 1 go and not let any of em get iced. This can be tricky as they are hidden and you probably need a guide if you don't wanna wander around for hours. Kinda like Castlevania II on NES. Each player has a different ability, Lava resistance, Underwater swimming and Hovering, Air Water and Fire. Later you get a Jet Pack and can fly for a bit. Its quite a great game and is woirth getting but it would be nice if it had brighter graphics as its hard to see things, and could change weapons in a pause menu like Mega Man, instead of in real time. Glad I played it. Its an epic on the N64. But pretty hard at times and you need a guide to get through it.

Just beat X-Men 2: Clone Wars on Sega Genesis. Its quite an ordeal. One of the harder games, but balanced hard, not cheap hard like the 1st one. You play as 1 of a half dozen X-Men, and later Magneto of your choice, selected before each level and fight alien clones. A is Mutant Power, B is attack, C is jump and it controls mostly well. Some parts are pretty annoying like the levels you climb up and 1 wrong move and you fall down and gotta do it over.The screen seems a bit too zoomed in and it moves pretty fast at times so its hard to know whats happening. Its like they wanted it to be Widescreen but had you shift back and forth by turning and it don't work perfect. You get 8 lives and no continues and its pretty easy to bite it in here with enough hits. Each character plays different and has their own feel matching the source material, Beast is heavy seeming and Nightcrawler is nimble. Its pretty impossible but there's code to use like 99 lives, but that might not be enough. There's also a health refill code, level skip and other things to balance it out. It took me 6 hours and I was down to 13 lives when I beat it and that's after finding the Health Code. If you have Max or Near Max Life your Mutant Power Attack is stronger and can do more. Its a pretty great game and a full upgrade over the 1st, If only Clockwork Tortoise got X-Women made, Yeah it would be hard,, but it would be good! Oh and the music and graphics are most great and really work in here. Good mid 90s game.

Just beat Tail 'Gator on my 108 Game Boy games in 1 GBC cart on my GameCube Game Boy Player. Its a simple Puzzle Platformer where you go through 5 zones with a bunch of areas. You go through each area and bust all the treasure chests with a tail slap. A jumps and B is attack and you move through with the D pad. The final chest busted gives the Key to open the door and you gotta go to the exit. Enemies respawn after a bit and never stop so you gotta keep going. You get unlimited tries and a fire a SoNiC BoOm wave that goes out a bit and it eventually runs out and you gotta get more. Also there's screen clears and Hearts that heal you in chests. Sometimes you find a hidden chest that gives a good power up. For boss fights you get a full power P for the fight but it runs out eventually so you gotta hurry. Some bosses are able to attrition if you have enough life and they usually fire blasts at you. Its not bad and plays well and has good music and graphics but some parts, like the bird boss, are kinda grating. Glad I played it. Its a good little simple game that took me around 2 hours to plow through.

Maximum Overdrive Review

 Note; i speel better than this movie was recieved

maximum overdrive

this is my review on maxim ovcerdrive froM THE DISTANT FUTURE YEAR OF 1986(when Transfortrmers the mvcoie and the hokuto noi ken movie casme out)

its directecd by steven king who says he was coked out of his mind when making this anmd had no idea what he was doing

it stars emilio estevez, pat hingle, yeardley smith and a cameo by steven king as i guess he thinks hes hitchcock

it goit bashed by reviewers as they thoguht it was stoopid and over the top

but come on, its an 80s movie! lkook at scarface!

i never saw this b3 but got friends who like it (and fat chicks)

its gopt music from ac/dc and king later regretted making it or said it s-cxked or w/e

then agaiun he hated the 1980 the shining and made his own ver which wasnt as good

kinda like akira toriyama hating dragonball evolution and choosing to ruin dragonball himself by making super

so after a buncha creditsa, ooh, dino de laurentis did this, we gert da urth and texzt saying on june 19 1987, da urth was near a comet tail

then its soviet north carolina and steven king trys to get moneey but the machine insduilts him

then title and credits to 80s music showing cars

elimio is playing cards with a guy ART WORK and his machine bridge starts moving on its own

so cars sslide around and 1 chick goes through her asian made windshield from falling 2 feet and some fall off da bridge

ew! its widescreen!

cars mash around and fall over and then theres a big a55 truck with the face of the green goblin from spider man

kinda surprised they didnt get sued

it goes to a truck stop and the driver goes in to  eaT AND THE RADIO DON'T WORK IN IT

SO THEM EMILIO I THIONK (WASNT HE THE BRIDGE GUY?) is caLLED IN BY PART COMMISHIONER GORDON AND THE PINBALLL MACHINES  are f;'d

1 truck worker gets his face f'd out by a hose and gordon ewants emilio to work for an extra unpaid hour

in da diner, A TURKEY CARVER CUTS UP A WAUITRESS ARM w/o being turnerd on

so emilio busts it with a PIPE

a guy in da arcade gets cooked byt a video game despite touching plastic

so then its a baSEBALL GAME for little c-ck suckes and a pop macjhine wacks a guy by shooting full cans into him

the kids run and then outta nowhere a big a55 steam roller comes out and smushes a kid

so this mostache guy and a female joery jeremiah from degrassi jr high are driving and she gets da radio to work and hears to star away from some place

she makes him pull over and trys to get away and he followes and the green goblin truck comres to life and drives a bit

then this couple comes to tthe truck stop anbd finds it empty and a body

then a truck nearly runs him over and emilio chex out da truck and no ones in it

girl joey sez em,ilio is cute and the kid who escaped the steamroller goes through towen seing bodies everywehere like he's in the 3rd world

moustache guy is trying to sell bibles and a truck bustsd his car and dumps trash on it

he goes after it and yells and gg truck comes at him and he falls in da mud

thery try the radio and get jack sh-t and da trux go artound on their own

da couple sdees trux going down da roasd as they drive and get chased by a truck

da truck eventually crashes and blowes and they get to da trruck stoip and the gyuy drioves through the mocving trucks to get throufghg

but his car flips and emil;oeoo and girl joey save em

then gordon gets a rocket launcher sanmd blows a few trucks

giorl joey chats with emiolio aND SEZ "EVERY MACHINE WENT INTO maximum overdrive!!" AND I THINK SHE ICED A GUY AND IS ON DA RUN

then a plane goes by to ride of the valkires and emiulio and girl joerry go in da  basebent with all the weapons of gortdon

gordon dont wnna let emilio leavce and elimio reveals he got arrested at agew 20 and now is f'd

so offscreen, emilio and girl joey b0ne and now its night and they see da comnet

girl joey sez da comet is driving evetuything nuts and they gotta just stay alive for a week

this isd a lot like Cujo and Christine

waitress goes out and yells at da truix "we made u" like it matters and i just realized, the triucks need gas at some point, right?

then the power goes out and later moustache guy is out there still and calling for help

so kid from b4is crawling through pipes likethat Spiderb Man gaME AND emiliio and bf goes out with a rope and baZOOKA to sAVE NOUSZTACHEIO

THEY GO TO A SHED OR W/E AND TIE A ROPE TOI A PIPE AND GO IN DA SEWEWR LIKE THART SPIDER MANN GAME ON GENESIS

MOPUSTACHIO IS FOUND IN DA SWAMP BY kkid  and can't get out and amilio na db find em and mousntaionbo is dead suddenly

so the 3 survivores get back to the shed and kid asks if his dads ok and alimio dont answwer

they get back and amilio busts a truck wiith a missile and pat gordon tells kid his dad goty it

kiod gets freaked out and girl joey lightly slaps gordon

i dont see why the trucks dont just plow through the walls of that cr-ppy a55 diner and get em

then a bulldozer comes in and crams a car through the diner wallgordon gets a rocket launcher and blows the bulldozer and this run on a wagon shreds him and a fdew others in the store

waitrerss gets the millsie launcher and gorsout saying "we made u! u cant dop this!" and blows a truck but gets shredded by gunfiore like an idioot

1 truck honks in morse code and kid knows it and writes it and sez it wants em to feed em

right after a redneck sez they cantr as they got no powerm, da righjts turn on

amilio is gonna feed em gas and sez the gun wagon couldve called in a truck of napalm and cooked em, or the trucks could've busted in and crushed through the floor to the celler

he goesd out and tells gg truck he's gonna dfeed em and to tell his friends and then he gasses em up to 80 music

why not put sugar in the gas tank and kill em?

so they run outta gas and a truck follows aimio and he uses it to refill the  gas station gas with a hose

later amilio sez its alienms who are looking for a new home

later amilio is refilling the gun thing and spins it anmd runsx and does something and it blows

so the people escape down the sewer and the machines only nbow bust into da diner and the place blows

they walk on and a burger stand starts saying "humansn here" over and over and the id shreds it with a machine gun

they go on and shrted anm ice cream truck and later the gg truck comes at em and splatters a guy

they miussile it and go off in a boat like that dawn of the dead or w/e and text sez 2 days later a anilan thing wass nuked by the soviets and the earth left the comet trail and things returned to normal

then credits to ac dc

the end

lol grps; gene poole

its not so bad

kinda dumb but entertaining

sorta like an h p love craft story but really anti subtle

its a good mix of past king storys and the msuic is cool and fun and the effects are cool

i liked it and even though it kinda drags a biut and loses steam after a while, it holds up and has good fun

its not gonna be gone wioith the wind or birth of sa nation or ben hur

but its a nice silly fun rocker time

this is gonna be like with charles laughten who dircted 1 movie and quit after getting bashed for it

steven kings only directal

also; how did the trucks lewarn morse code and englaish?!

did the learn when humans drove em and only came to life cuz of the comet but were able to knowe b43 that?

for maximum overdrive 2 i want it to be the 2020s and people live in a high tech world and when thecomet and aliens return, the people are too candya55 to know what tom do w/o phones and the internetg and keep getting killed by being dumba55es! and its up to bada55 red necks who don't need tech to lead them to fight the machines with magnets as everything is with a computer now! its also its a gasmecube, xbox, ps2 and dreamcast game where you play as a redneck and go aorund with magnet firing guns and take out tech gone wrong like in Jet Force Gemini