Friday, March 21, 2025

A Corner In Wheat Review

 Note: i spell bad but whole wheat food s=cked

A Corner In Wheat

This is my review on A Corner In Wheat from the distant future year to Nathan Bedford Forrest of 1909 (100 years before Robotech)

Its diected by the am azing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia /The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie and America.

It stars Frank Powell from nothing else I saw, James Kirkwood from Santa Fe, Linda Arvidson who was Griffiths wife, from n othing else I saw, Gladys Egan from nothing I saw, Henry B. Walthall from The Birth Of A Nation/The Avenging Conscience/Judith of Bethulia/The Scarlet Letter/A Tale of Two Cities/The Devil-Doll, Grace Henderson from nothing i saw, W. Chrystie Miller from Judith of Bethulia.

I saw this b4 and its based on a story by Frank Norris who did the book that became Greed, but I never read anything from him.

after title we see farmers with a bag of Wheetand scooping it up and dumping it down

he carries it off and another guy brings a bag and they go pn past the guys wife and across the field

ai i think they are placnting the wheat seedsas a horse plow goies by after enm even though is after wm

the wheat kig engenieers the creat corner and i assume hes like the rat king like in ninja turtles with apriol being b0ned by shredder

wheat king comes up with an idea and tells his guys and gets ecited

in the wheat pit whch is this stock market, these people scramble and fight and cr-p

1 guy keels over and 1 guy who was ruined was told "get it in the pit whre i got it"

the wheat king is a success and his droogs celrbrate but he tells 1 scared guy i think the ruined guy by the martket, the line b4 and sends him off

then its the gold of the wheat where the successful guys and wheat king have a fancy meal or win e or w/e 

then its the Chaff of the wheat where brwat is more expensive  cuz of the higher price of flower and people pay more but  smome cant afford t and go with out

the rich party and there's a line for bread like the Soviet Union

1 farmer fron b4 comes ack and dont got the ough for his woman who's sad

the hih price of bread cuts into the bread fund andsoon theres no bread and the people suffer

the wheat king does well and hm and his droogs go to the wheat elevators in the wheat plant and looks aroud

he gets a note and is revealed yo be mr w j Hammond and is revealed to have ownership of da hole wheet market and got 4 million $ in 1900s money

hhe's happy but the others leave and he slips anf falls in a wheat chute

the unwashed masses rise uo and are rioting at the bread shop and the cops qhash the rebellion like in Nobunaga's Ambition on Game Boy

So he Wheat King is berried alive in the Wheat chute from black wheat covering him, but i think he could have climbed the wheat like Knuckles jumoing in oil ocean or Sandopolis in Sinic

the droogs leave and can't fid him and wonder whwre he went but in th wheat place they drag gis body up and he's in the shadow realm or captured or another dimension or w/e they cebsor him beaing dead as

then the farmer on the farm plants whest w/o horses as a thing on how he had to sell it

then they tnt it to ake it getting dark and show how he'sworking dawn to night like in Birth Of A Naytion how the indentured servents worked fro  6-6 wiyth a 2 hour break

had he had laves he might have been richer

the end

that wasn't bad

its simple and abridges a novel or w/e that was part of te trilogy of Wheat that Norris died b4 he finished

good acting and you feel what the characters feel accurately

good filming and eiting and it shows what happens when certain kinds get too much power

the Soviets liked it i tin cuz of the brad lines but while some thi k its capitalism, its seem more with communism

and i think the monopoly owned by the Wheat King was a tink of j d rockafeler and his oil empire

it could be a thing today on Disney or the film actors guild which owns all outlets and is the only way in the main thing unless you wanna be an outlier like the 4Kids acors who the unio wont let work with the 80s turtles actors

its a good film and kinda primitive but works as its from 1909 and things were getting started

glad i rewayched it

and its under 15 mins

For A Corner In Wheat 2 I want the farmers to form a union to try to have more rules to keep things from going bad, but it gets out of control and oppresses thing and makes the bad happen again from being too far in the other direction ins=stead of balance. Also the farmer from the 1at movie has enough and uses his dads civil war items to wack the unio bosses above him andrise to be the new leader so he can make choices to  lead to the unionlosing power and becoming weakened enough to be disbanded. Also its a 16 bit Action Game like Castlevania on Sega Genesis, Sns, TF16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where you play as the faemer and take on union bosses who devolve into daemons as they are into the occult and yu use magic weaons from your dads time in the Knights Of The Golden Circle in the Civil War. Also is making decisions as you rise up and if you choose the options that lead to the union weakening, you get the good ending.

Tuesday, March 18, 2025

The Musketeers Of Pig Alley

 Note: I spell Kosher

The Musketeers Of Pig Alley

This is mt review on The Musketeers Of Pig Alley from the distant future year to Thomas Jefferson of 1912(110 yeas befre Robotech II The Sentinels and Soylent Greenm)

Its directed by D W Griffith who dod A Corner in Wheat/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia /The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie and America

It stars Elmer Booth from nothing else Ive seen, bada55 Liillian Gish from The Scarlet Letter/Judith Of Beethulia/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance/Broken Blossoms/Way Down East/Orphans of the Storm/Ben-Hur: A Tale of the Christ/La Bohème/The Wind/Birrth Of A Nation/Duel in the Sun/The Night of the Hunter/The Whales of August, Clara T. Bracy from Judith of Bethulia, Walter Miller from mothing i saw, Alfred Paget (not ph) from Judith of Bethulia/Intolerance and The Tender Hearted Boy (which makes me feel more light reading the title), John T. Dillon fro nothing else I've seen but was also in The Tender Hearted Boy (Which softens my heart), Madge Kirby from nothing else I saw, Harry Carey from Judith of Bethulia/The Trail of '98/Mr. Smith Goes to Washington/Duel in the Sun/Angel and the Badman/Red River, Robert Harron from The Tender Hearted Boy The Tender Hearted Boy(as the title character)Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience/The Birth of a Nation/Intolerance: Love's Struggle Throughout the Ages/True Heart Susie, W. C. Robinson from The Tender Hearted Boy(awww)Judith of Bethulia, Adolph Lestina from Orphans of the Storm, Jack Pickford from nothing i saw, Gertrude Bambrick from Judith of Bethulia, Lionel Barrymore from Judith of Bethulia/America/Ben-Hur/The Show/West of Zanzibar/The Mysterious Island/Arsène Lupin/Rasputin and the Empress/the 30s Treasure Island/the 30s David Copperfield/Mark of the Vampire/The Devil-Doll/The Stars Look Down/Dragon Seed/It's a Wonderful Life/Duel in the Sun/Key Largo/Sadie Thompson, Christy Cabanne from Judith of Bethulia, Donald Crisp from, the 40s Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde/Valley of the Giants/The Amazing Dr. Clitterhouse\Mary Of Scoitland\da 30z Mutiny on the Bounty/Red Dust/Svengali/broken blossoms/intolerance/The Birth Of A  Nation/The Avenging Conscience/The Viking, Frank Evans from nothing I've seen, Dorothy Gish from Judith of Bethulia/Orphans of the Storm/20s Ben-Hur, Walter P. Lewis from The Tender Hearted Boy(how kind)/Tol'able David, non italisno Antonio Moreno from Judith of Bethulia/Creature from the Black Lagoon/Saskatchewan/The Searchers, J. Waltham from nothing else ive seen inclusind The Tender Hearted Boy, and some guts not on wikipefoa

i saw this b4 and its kind of the 1t gangster film

after title an a few names we hear its soviet new York's other side with a poor musician trying to improve, and his woman is Lillian Gish! WIN!!!

also his mom i thik is a cripple or geezer or something and gish says bye to him as 2 guys lurk outside

she goes in to cry and tak care of her mom or his mom or something and goes out to meet snapper kid the head of the musketeer of pig ally whos a gangsterwho comes onto her but she ights him off

gish was pretty bada55, I can see Go Nagai liking her as he likes pretty girls who kick a55

gish goes otu with a bundle of cr-p and ki snapper , which sounds like a yuioh card, goes somewhere

mom or w/e the cr-pple is lay in a chair and gish returns and she's dead i think

in this new York slum is a lot of people as a morass of morality and the musketeers, which is a gang, gather as the musician returns with money from working hard for it, and metts them

he goes on and they follow him and he heads homebut they beat him out and jack his cash and book it

musician comes in an d gsh tends to him  and he ants to retriecve his jacked dough so he goes out

he checks a bar and goes out to pig alley for cr-p

gish's homie a chick comes by and brings her out to cheer her up lke in Sailor moon but she dont get b0ned by all the guys shes dating like Sailor Venus dating tigers eye and hawks eye at the same tme and wanting to do nude modeling for 1

the gang guys smoke and have a damce and gh and her home come by andare right next to the gang guyswho wach her

she and i tin her musician have a drunk at a table and he shows her a pitire or note or w/e and this gang guy kid snapper grabs something gish holds but wait its her drink and he nearly backhands musician uta shaved head guy stops him

gish goes off and we hear fearing the big boss makes em fight outside ad they walk around andstand in the dance floor cockily before walking out

miscician talks with guys and te gang guys go by musicians home and smoke b4 going to the bar nex door

musician i think and some guys walk on and the gang leaves the bar and the musician guys go out of te party and wind up going to the bar

wait the husband is not the guy and its a rival angster who according to back door wikipeda, was trying to drug her but the robber stopped him by throwing the drink

in the alley the gang waits and the other gang leaves the bar and gets to the alley

they see each other and sneak around and pull guns and run around and 1 group hides behind cr-p as the others come near

then in an instant, they jump out and open fire and the area fills with smoke like Bith Of A Nation  and they waste each other

musician comes by and sees a guy i think the one who took his money, and  takes back his stolen money and books it

the cops swarm in and bust the gang members as snapper i think fights 1 off and runs

musicianand gets home and has his money backand hish i happ

snapper runs to gishes place ad gets in as they dont lock the door andthey talk and he nearly backhands her but dont and leaves

he bumps into the cop who arrests him but gets cop to let him talk to gish and musician and claims beingwith then and the couple backs up his story as an alibi and he gets away with shooting up the place

cop talks with him as he sucks a faeg and leave and a hand offscreen give him money

gish and musican are happy and things worked out even though the gang war devolved into a shoot out and a bunxha guys got it, but they were crooks and surplus to requirements

the end

that was pretty good

nice story that the hayes code woulsnt approve and th bad guy gets away but might turn good

its got a good message of helping those who wronged you and its kinda Biblical

the bad guy isn't too bad and helped her and they iced a worse guy and it had good buildup and action and the walk toward the fight was good

its under 20 mins and tells a good story and has goo caharactes and acting

glad i saw it, its a good step in the griffish rising

For The Musketeers Of Pig Alley 2 i want there to be a rising gang war and gish and musician are statyin g of of it but aid the kid snapper a few times and gotta stay out of the scene to avoid being wacked. also its a 16 bi to down game like Shadowrun on Sega but on Sega Geneiss, Snes, TG16, Arari Jaguar and GBA where you do missions as Gish and get info on the rival gangs.

Saturday, March 15, 2025

Bad Girls Review

 Note: i spell bad but not girly

Bad Girls

This is my review on Bad Girls from the distant future year of 1994 (20 years before Robotech The Macross Saga)

Its directed by Jonathan Kaplan who did nothing I saw

It stars Madeleine Stowe from 1992 The Last of the Mohicans/12 Monkeys/The General's Daughter/We Were Soldiers/Little House on the Prairie, Mary Stuart Masterson from Benny & Joon/Five Nights at Freddy's the movie/Blue's Clues/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/The Good Wife/Blue Bloods, Andie MacDowell from Groundhog Day/Four Weddings and a Funeral/Multiplicity/2011 Footloose/30 Rock, Drew Barrymore from E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial/Wayne's World 2/butt f--kin Batman Forever/The Wedding Singer/Ever After/Never Been Kissed/Titan A.E./Charlie's Angels/Donnie Darko/Freddy Got Fingered/Confessions of a Dangerous Mind/50 First Dates/Saturday Night Live/1986 Babes in Toyland/Bill Nye the Science Guy/Olive, the Other Reindeer/The Simpsons/Family Guy/The Eric Andre Show, James Russo from Fast Times at Ridgemont High/Joan of Arcadia/Numb3rs, James LeGros from Enemy of the State/Big Miracle/The Outer Limits/Law & Order/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/The Good Wife/Blue Bloods, Robert Loggia from The Greatest Story Ever Told/The Ninth Configuration/Psycho II/80s Scarface/Oliver & Company/Independence Day/Smilla's Sense of Snow/Independence Day: Resurgence/The Rockford Files/Charlie's Angels/Murder, She Wrote/Frasier/The Outer Limits/Touched by an Angel/Malcolm in the Middle/Curb Your Enthusiasm/The Sopranos/Monk/Family Guy, Dermot Mulroney from 90s Angels in the Outfield/About Schmidt/Star Trek 2009/Big Miracle/Star Trek Into Darkness/Tomorrowland/Jurassic World/Star Trek Beyond/Rogue One: A Star Wars Story/The Batman/American Dad!/The Eric Andre Show, Jim Beaver from Turner & Hooch/Geronimo: An American LegendAdaptation./The Life of David Gale/Father Dowling Mysteries/Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman/Home Improvement/Unsolved Mysteries/That '70s Show/Star Trek: Enterprise/The West Wing/Monk/Crossing Jordan/Law & Order: LA/Mike & Molly/Young Sheldon/B Positive, Nick Chinlund from Eraser/Mortal Kombat: Defenders of the Realm/The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Harry Northup from Taxi Driver/The Silence of the Lambs/The Manchurian Candidate, Rodger Boyce from No Country for Old Men, Cooper Huckabee from Little House on the Prairie/The General's Daughter/Space Cowboys, Beulah Quo from The Bill Cosby Show/The Incredible Hulk 80s show/Chicago Hope/Law & Order: Criminal Intent, and some guys not on back door, candy a55, beta male, gender offender, soy boy, frooty booty, Sodom bottom queer as a deer with a steer in its rer, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants, wikiepdia who think global warming is real but Moses and Solomon ain't

i never saw this b4 but i like 90s films

after creits of this chick playing around with a guy and they go to b0ne this parade of Moral People truies t get rid of the h00kers and drinks and gamblers

in the saloon a guy beats on a h00ker but this chick tells him off and when he draws she caps him and the Moral guys come after her for shooting the colonel

so they're gonna string her up but her h00kersride in like Klansmen in Birth of a Nation and 1 on a wagon and save her and skip town to adventure musvic

1 chick is at her butt buddys grade ater he bit it from cholera and talks to it

The pinkertons come after em and work for the wife of the guy who she iced as she wants revenge and is a nasty old hag who's so bad in bed her man had to resort to b0ning 5kanks and paying for secks, like buying pizza when your woman made some for you and s=cked at it

the h==kers fix the wagon that had wjeel issues the horses run off with it and theres a chase scene where this blonde rides up on a horse jumps on the cart and takes the reigns

this seems like a Go Nagai thing with tough chicks who get b0ned being bada55

at night the chicks dont wanna go to another saloon and 1 has a claim  for property and her and her man were gonna start a sawmill but didn't think she could do it herself but now has chicks to di it with em as new schools and aloons and buildings need limber i mean lumber

1 chick has 12 000$ saved up and they figger they can do it, but since this is after lincon damaged America, they don't have indentured servants anymore

in daytime the evil pinkertons who went after the right honorable Jesse James Esquire hunt the chicks

the chicks are bathing in a pond and notice a uy is there and 1 comes out in the nude like cutey honey and gets him at gunpoint

he gives her a wanted poster and its for her and hes a prospector and sez he needs money but wont turn em in and wants to ride with em but she sez no

he goes off and sez the unkertons are after em and the chick ditch the wagon anduse horses to go to Texas which is never Soviet like California or oregan

1 goes to buy a dress and is tld a woman like her would be better shipping i mena shopping elsewhere

later she has a dress anit shows her shoulder which is too hot for some countries like the ones with a wicked god who had em remove the crotch of both genders

she asks a guyfor a dinner and a chick sez she dont gotta wh-re herself at the 1st guy but she sez she wanted to eat

1n chick goes to the back to close her accoynt and sez she dont have a bank book froma  fire and sez to get her signature she signed

the pnkertons come for em and 1 chick tells money chick  and they go but the pnkertons get em and this scuzzy guy gets a pnmkerton at gun to the head and scuzzo and his droogs rob the ank and recognizes her and tells the banker to give her the money that she puts in her t-ts and he makes out with her pen mouth b4 the chicks leave

scuzzo steals her money and sez you know where to find me andbooks it and the hiks leave but the money one falls off her horse  or wait i miht no be and the others leave her and the banker gets her and has a guy deputized and gets a posse together to get back the money

caught chick is put in a cell andthe schuzz gang raes off and this is in widescreen with color thats nice and bright like in the 90s

she treys seducing the guard andsez she dont look like a crook and asks to eb let go but he sez he wants to but cant and she asts sad

th hicks tlk of getting the caught chick saved and going to get the mney back from scuzzo who took her bucks for gettingher to come see him and he'd free the chick for fun

cauht chick from i think groundhog day who's now a h--ker talks with guard and of French and her past and wants to teach French which is of no use as those gaijin have no souls and you're better off learning Klingon or elvish, wait thats caandian French

the chick who knows scuzzo comes by the cuzzo bae andtalks Mexican to the guard called rico afte tthe starship troopers guy and goes in to meet a geezer i thik might be Robert loggia

she sez they are gonna start a new life and use the money for it and goes in to the inner base where the scuzos see the gov is running military weapons to some group by train

she talks with scuzzo and don drink his booze and he gets b==chy over her waning her money back and she sez hes gonna have Mexican gold soon so he gives it back

he gets b--chy over her leaving him in the nght w/o saying anything an gets the whip on her nack and i mean neck and the remaining girls worry for her and 1 gos out for her

i think the prospector comes by and sees money chick on a horse all f'd out and carrys her back as shes busted up and i think got b0ned a lot and its night

he brings her to town to get trwatment andsome pinkertons talk of hanging the accused and see her and wanna find her.

they run into prospector who asks for a reward for helping them catch her and they offer 500$ for help after they catch her and sez she wa riding up wih id jarrod liek mortal kombat who was retconned in the bad emakes or revisions to have sindel be a 5kank instead of a brainwashed babe

this maruta chick uses eastern cr-p to treat money chick and she comes to

sherrif comes back an tells off guard for talking to the caught chick and he sez the chick is good and not a robber

then berrymore the blonde comes in after E T now she suck D and turns herself in for beign in the robbery andtrys seducingthe sherrif with a ow cut dress like charlies angel and shows her thighs and b00bs like a sailor moon monster in season 3

caugh chickseudces guard and the last chick tries pulling the wall off the jail with a cart but it f's out and when sheffif comes out she beats his head with a wood log

drew gets guard in jail cell and frees caught chick and they escape

n the maruta hutt the prospecter talks withthe money chck of how his dad clim was taken and got iced and he ants to avenge him

in daytime caught chick and the drew talk and caught chick sez shes not really from new orleens and is like Tommy Wiseau cuz of it and not only the long dark hair and European fair looks

the cuzzos are planning to getta big a55 gun andcaught chick is in this place with othe dames and guard comes in and she made a stew like a good housewife like Hinata or Orihime or Chichi

the money chic is resting in his bed and he storms out angry but returns and sez he was alone since his fam bt it and he should be a good host to be a real man and nt a candy a55 beta male like the brits

at night they talk of how Americas population is like 60 million but they aint here and money girl grows closer to prospector and caught chick

the next day i thnk the scuzzos ack a thinkof weapons anthe chicks ambush em and use a tnt plunger like looney toons to throw em off and a gunfight breaks out

the guard gets capped and scuzzo's men ditch himso he books it and te chicks chase him

geezer loggia dont wanna be in it bt ges capped and i think its prospector whos gonna ice him  but he spare him to use as bait or trading material a drew i think is caught byscuzzo

the broas get the gun they took from theacuzzo and its a gatling gun and 1 chick wants to leave and think they shouldn't have done thing and blames money chick

she gives water to loggia wo se z he hear of the land and its in soviet oregan and he never heard of a dame holding a claim there

she storms off from that and in the cuzzo base the drew sez shes named lilly like johnny depps malcontent daughter andher last name is larinette like lois lane and peter parker and susan storm and maxi mouns and Chelsea charms and lexi luxxxe and Minerva mink

her dad was a trick rider but after he bit it she needed to pay his debts and needed to suck d0ng for money

the scuzzos start b0ning her and chick with the claim finds her claim is useless w/o a husband and she get b--chy over it and having o pay 6 bits for is services

loggia tells of 1 of the chicks scrubbing floors at 14 and telling her cr-ppy atory and mocks prospector wanting to ice him but prospector sez hes already dad but not iced by prospector yet

latr the loggia tells prosctor about how he b0ned the guys mom  and the chicks come to find prospector capped him and sez he tried t escape

money chick asks if he untied him 1st and sends him off to go b0ne sasquatch in the klondike

claim hick returns and sez the clai is cr-p and to go get lily

the scuzzos talk with drew pickles berrymore and offer her booze and she chuggs it as they cheer as they probably j=zzed in it

they bring out moey chicks old dress and drew is in 90s undies and a slipand she takes em off and gets a red dress as the guys wanna give her a solid b0ning

she puts on the dress which provably has spurm stains andscuzzo holds her but is spit on by her

then its sb dow and the other chicks go for her

at night drew is tied up and was proably b0ned a lot and sez the only way she'd b0ne this guy is if she's dead hich is ro naecro seuxaL

then thepropspector busts in and saves her and we cut to drew coming back after sayig it was an epic battle and he saved her but they got him

then its an orange yellow sky and the chicks ride and looks cool and i'm not sure if its sun up or down

in daylight its the chicks coming to scuzzo base and its f'd out and rico is in h-ll

both succids and cicks have guns rawn and they tell scuzzo the loggia bit it and he sez prospector is alive and they offer to trade him for the gatling gun

they bring out prospector and he wants to see the gun and they bring this horsewith itas prospector is all busted upike mihael ichards after elling off those big ugly loud moth dumb a55 homies

the scuzzoids hck the gatling gunand scuzzo lets prospector alk back to her but he caps propsectorin the back and laughs

dont worry, hes gnna be ok, he ust needs some rest, theres a ospital planet nearby

scuzzo throws the mney he took and tells em to go and 1 guy offers to do stuff with drew so she caps him and it devolves into a gunfight

the gatling gun is used  and drew caps the user andv i think money chick uses it

scuzzo goes inand chick he mney'd follows and he pops up but sez hes outta bulets and she throws him 1 and he puts it in but puts his gun away, then draws it and he gets cappe by hr

so the girls regroup and killed everyone and1 guy comes out but is capped like in Sailor Moon S how that 1 last Daimon is there.

after putting propectors body uner stones they go to sherrfs ranch and wor there

he wants caught girl to stay on bt sheis gonna tell him her past and sez shes not from neworleens and dad was a rancher and the bank took it and she wanted to mrry a rich guy

he wants to be her man and she accepts andthey divide the money fom i think cat cing the scuzzoid gang and the drew and claim chick go ff to the klondike and ait the caught girl goes too

the pinkertons look for erand 1 guy sez the only female they know of is the mare which looks good now as he wants to b0ne it and they continue their journey to the west.

the end

that was pretty good

not as dark or violent as we were lead to believe

its got light colors and feels andhas tough chicks being bada55 and brave

its not super happy but its not depressing

its a lot like Go Nagai with the guy getting it and the killing and b0ning and strong tough chicks andaction and violence

its a good 90s fim and don't feel long but was 2 nd a half hours on Grit with adds

if made today it might be too preachy but this was done right

Glad I saw this one

For Bad Girls 2 I wantthe inkertons to catch her years later and have a trial and her daughter goes out to the Klondike to get the other chicks and fights sasquatch to geet the chicks back and e witnesses for capping the guy before the trial happens. Also its a 128 bit 3D game like Zelda on Sega Dreamcast, GameCube, p2 and xbox where you play as the daughter and go to the areas and free the chcks from sasquatches them get back in time for the trial.

Thursday, March 13, 2025

Lilies Of The Field Review

 Note: I spell flowery

Lilies of the Field

This is my review on Lilies of the Field From the distant future year tod w Griffith of 1963(60 years before Roboteh II The Sentnels)

Its directed by Ralph Nelson who did Duel at Diablo/Embryo 

It stars Sidney Poitier from No Way Out/Blackboard Jungle/The Defiant Ones/The Greatest Story Ever Told/Duel at Diablo/In the Heat of the Night/A Patch of Blue/Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, Lilia Skala from Flashdance, Stanley Adams fr9m Black Patch/Breakfast at Tiffany's/60s The Twilight Zone/The Andy Griffith Show/60s The Addams Family/The Dick Van Dyke Show/60s Batman/Gilligan's Island/60s Star Trek/Star Trek: The Animated Series, Dan Frazer from The Andy Griffith Show/Cleopatra Jones/The Waltons, Jester Hairston from The Alamo/To Kill a Mockingbird, Ralph Nelson from Duel at Diablol, and a bunha guys not on back door, candy a55, beta male, aids bag, Sodom bottom, banana crammer, frooty booty, gender offender, hippie stoner peta vegan tree kung fu based on lants, queer as a deep wit a steer in its rear, Wikipedia, which called the Pro Life film Unplanned a "propaganda film" but not schindlers list or 12 years a slave.

I never saw this b4 but sudney is usually good and its based on a novel i never read by William Edmund Barrett

Sidney won the Oscar for this and was the 1st openly black guy to win one, back when it meant something an they didn't just give it to the most disenfranchised guy

after logo and credits nd title of Sydney driving across a wasteland, he stops and checks his car then goes on

he comes to this place with white chicks as nuns and maybe farmers like a Go Nagai thing anhe needs water for his car

the nuns say the Creator sent a strong man as he pumps the water thing and he sez he's passing through

after filling his cars a55 he drives off and they walk after him to horror music, jk its upbeat music

he checks his wallet and goes back andsez he can work for a day if it pays

they are European men i mena women and they thin he's german cuz he's homer smith and they thin its Schmidt as i guess hes one of th black germans

he goes to fix the roof andgets his tools an apron and they are impressed by him

after working on the roof they offer him a bed but he has a car to sleep in and is finished the work and wants to go

they have him stay for dinner and they pray in german or w/e and he eatsfast and they eat slow so he finished 1st

they say they are from Germany/Austrtia/Hungaria and wanna learn English and listen to a record on how to say English things

he helps em learn English and includes a bit of black talk

later he wakes up under a cloth over his car back and a thing on a rest plan and gets dressed as a nun is there

they want him to do more things and he sez he does what he wants when he wants and they want him to eat lie a polish grandma

he goes to complain and finds they only have 1 egg and no coffee and he eats it in 1 mouth

hes gonna charge em and deduct food butis taken to a starting of a chapple and he dont wanna make it

they say they will and he sez good and is gonna leave but relents and starts work as he dont want th chics to gets f'd by the hard work

later he's teaching em English and later tries to get paid but the head nun dont get English

he gets the bible and its a huge book andhe gets his out and reads from luke of the laboror

she shows probverbs 1 4 and matthew chapter 6  2 8 2 on how the lillies of the field toil and something about Solomon

she wants him to go to mass but hes Baptist and dont go but she sez we got you and he rejects it but goes with it

later he gets his sunday best on and finds they eat after mass nd he drives em to this place and theres some Mexicans

he goes to a restaurant and orders a lot of food and wants to mix milk and meat and tals wih the mexico who works during mass and sez the nuns dont have money and came over the berlin wall and escaped the soviet union but he's teaching em English

restaurant owner sez to ignore them and leav and later the nuns invite the Sydney to talk with the priest whos not mexicao in his trailer who sez the nun sez The Creator set him and he's gonna make her a chapple

he goes on of how he wanted more and is only going through like Sydney sez

they sing bible songs and he starts to sing one but changes to another and wants em to say Amen

latr hes working and wants to leave and then drives the nuns to town what looks like the 50s

he sez bye to em and checks out some heavy machinery and a guy talsk to him about the nuns wanting him to make a chappel and they said he's their contractor

the guy grills him and he sez he's gonna mae a chappel and can do the equipmen and the guy agrees to pay him

he takes the nuns back from the bus station and checks the making place and sez they need 3x the  bricks and asks the Creator for more meat on the table

he wors on it and the nuns write a letter for asking for more money and they struggle with the words

Sydney comes back after shopping and talks with em then later they drive in the car they go to mass again and they make him go with em to Catholic Mass

they show Sydney to the Catholics and say he's not of their faith but is send by The Creator and is maing em a chapel

later Sydney is brick laying and building a wall and tells head nun he's outta bricks and boards but Nun sez The Creator will give em what they need

so they dont have the materials and when he tals with em of it they complain of how they failed cuz she had her faith in humans

he's had enough being their ndentured servant and calls her hit ler and goes off i think

so the nuns try to get along w/o him and walk to church and its the bummer part of the movie

its been 3 weeks and later Sydney comes bakcin shades with a Hawaiian shirt and tieeung the door closed with a rope

they go to church and he is told by head nun to go get breakfast and he seems kinda f'd and has eye issues maybe from a black eye or a tan

Mexico rentaurnat owner ask why he came back and he has a coke and he sez hes back to stay for the guys who wanna now

he clean up wearing pants an no shirt in col water and later the nuns bring in bricks

theres a buncha guys there to help ut Sydney sez he dont need help and sez nun prayed up a lot of bricks but only one man

so he works on it and restaurant guy comes by and sez "this is all yu did in a week? The Creator made the universe in 7 days and rested" and theres the other guys atching

he gets a birck the restaurant guy was footing on andrestaurant Mexican keeps interfering and brings a brick to help and sez if u dont want it, step over it and get another one

sysbdety uses it and the others bring bricks and bit by bit hes falling under their charm andthey work together, even the women

he complains about how he wanted to do it imself and nuns comfort him

later the nuns are talking to people and the people wanna leave but restaurant Mexico sez if Sydney leaves the whoe thing f's out

Sydney takes over and tells em how to make it work and do it right and the nn calls him hti let for beign strict and black

the machinery guy comes by and sees em cooking an animal and mixing cement with foot stomping and the chapel nearly built and not chapel from young blood who blew out his head cuz he got he aids and not from b0ning men

after getting soem done they have lunch and the guy asks where the material came rom and resatuant Mexican sez the people gave it as faith is needed

the guy wants Sydney to foreman a highway hes making but Sydney sez after this hs moving on

they get a chanelienr and later is night an the men party and women pray

Sydney dances and the chicks whine and he does the soviet thing with the squatting kicks

the next day a nun throws water in sydneys face for mixing wine and tequila

a guy i thin its yeah its the highway guy gives em bricks and Sydney wants to crush em for gravel but he sez the bricks were fired up strong

the nuns bug highwayman for more matiernalcs and later he sez howshe ants more and more and will want a hospital and school and only so much is deductible

after putting up the cross he writes in his finger homer smith in the cement and goes in to see the church

nun sez tomorrow is the 1at mas and hopes he will be in front for everyone to see

priest and Mexican restaurant guy come ina dn  priest has a real church to say mass

he sez he made a selfish prayer and the prayer came true through them and hopes to be worthy of trust

the nuns sing and Sydney seems bummed and when nun sez to do more he sez he did it

her English has improved and they go over englaish saying and sing the Amen song

he leavrs as they sing and starts packing up his stuff and drives off as the screen says Amen

then credits sowing who did what like in space balls

The End

that was quite good

great actng and musc and the story was innocent and upbeat

its pure ad clean ans posiive and has good values and heart

its in b/w and i think widescreen and is really feel good

its mild and calm and peaceful and good natured and wholesome

glad i saw this, its really a good watch

And the title being a line fro The Bible was also done in Chariots Of Fire

For Lilies of the Field 2 I want him to come to California and find a excavation of an ancient temple and help out, but as he digs he finds hieroglyphics and images of dinosaurs and uncovers creationist things. Also its a 128 bit game like Harvest Moon on Sega Dreamcast, GameCube, xbox and ps2 where you play as Homer Smith and do excavation games and life simulate and  do diggings for artifacts.

Saturday, March 1, 2025

Inherit The Wind Review

Note: i spell winder i mean eindy

Inherit The Wind

This is my review on Inherit the Wind from the distant fitue year to St Raspiytin of 1960 (50 years before robotech and transformers season 3 in Japan)

Its directed by Stanley Kramerwho did The difiant ones/Judgment at Nuremberg/It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World/Guess Who's Coming to Dinner

it stars broken drunk Spencer Tracy ho bit it days after filming this, and was in 20,000 Years in Sing Sing/Fury/San Francisco/Captains Courageous/Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde/Adam's Rib/Plymouth Adventure/Bad Day at Black Rock/The Old Man and the Sea/guess whos coming to dinner/Judgment at Nuremberg/How the West Was Won/It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, Fredric March from 31 Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde/1936 Mary of Scotland/1937 A Star Is Born/The Best Years of Our Lives, Gene Kelly from The Pirate/40s The Three Musketeers/An American in Paris/That's Entertainment, Part II, Florence Eldridge from 35 Les Miserables/Mary of Scotland, Dick York from The Twilight Zone/Bewitched/The Flintstones/Fantasy Island, Donna Anderson from The Incredible Hulk/The A-Team/Little House on the Prairie, Harry Morgan from The Ox-Bow Incident/40s Madame Bovary/Dark City/How the West Was Won/Dragnet the 8 movie/Dragnet the 60s show/M*A*S*H/The Simpsons/3rd Rock from the Sun, Claude Akins from From Here to Eternity/Joe Dakota/The Defiant Ones/Battle for the Planet of the Apes/The Gambler Returns: The Luck of the Draw/Dragnet/he Rifleman/60s The Twilight Zone/Matlock-/Eerie, Indiana, Elliott Reid from Gentlemen Prefer Blondes/It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, Paul Hartman rom nothing else i saw, Philip Coolidge from The Greatest Story Ever Told/The Twilight Zone, Jimmy Boyd from nothing i saw, Noah Beery Jr. from 20s The Mark of Zorro/Of Mice and Men/Sergeant York/Red River/The Texas Rangers//7 Faces of Dr. Lao/The Cockeyed Cowboys of Calico County/Rawhide/The Waltons/The Rockford Files/Fantasy Island, Norman Fell from It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World/The Graduate/Bewitched/Charlie's Angels/Matlock/The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!/The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air/Life With Louie, Hope Summers from The Rifleman/The Andy Griffith Show/The Ghost and Mr. Chicken/Rosemary's Baby/The Shakiest Gun in the West/Bewitched/M*A*S*H/Little House on the Prairie, Ray Teal from Sergeant York/The North Star/Captain Kidd/My Favorite Brunette/The Snake Pit/Samson and Delilah/the 1950 No Way Out/Along the Great Divide/Ace in the Hole/The Indian Fighter/The Guns of Fort Petticoat/One-Eyed Jacks/Judgment at Nuremberg/Chisum/Taggart, Along Came Jones, Renee Godfrey from Citizen Kane, Donald Elson from The Rifleman/Julius Caesar/Gremlins, Richard Deacon from Them/Blackboard Jungle/Invasion of the Body Snatchers/My Man Godfrey/The Birds/Leave It to Beaver/The Rifleman/The Dick Van Dyke Show/My Favorite Martian/The Twilight Zone/Mister Ed/The Addams Family/I Dream of Jeannie/Get Smart/The Beverly Hillbillies, George Dunn Daddy Long Legs/Joe Dakota/he Beguiled/The Andy Griffith Show/My Favorite Martian/The Beverly Hillbillies, Snub Pollard from Nation Aflame/40s Miracle on 34th Street/Adam's Rib/Singin' in the Rain/One-Eyed Jacks/Master of the World/The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, Addison Richards from The Walking Dead/Valley of the Giants/Love Laughs at Andy Hardy/The Ten Commandments/Rawhide, Harry Tenbrook from 20s The Mysterious Island/30s Scarface/20,000 Years in Sing Sing/30s King Kong/30s The Count of Monte Cristo/Mary of Scotland/Stagecoach/Mr. Smith Goes to Washington/The Grapes of Wrath/The Ghost of Frankenstein/40s Batman/Abilene Town/Santa Fe/Singin' in the Rain/The Quiet Man/50s Calamity Jane/Destry, Will Wright from Saboteur/Bambi/Scarlet Street/1949 Little Women/Adam's Rib/Leave It to Beaver/50s Dennis the Menace/Mr. Ed/The Dick Van Dyke Show/1962 Cape Fear, and some gus not on back door, aids bag, soy boy, candy a55, beta male, frooty booty, gender offendr, cripple nipple queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie stonervregan peta teee kung f based on plants Wikipedia, which lies and wants to be paid for it.

after logo title and credits to Olde Time Religion but seeming dark and srs, this teaher starts teaching evolution to innocent children and by that i mean 20ish year old teens

he gets arrete for teahing against Creationism and the le of evolution nd the media goes mental on it

the Christians are not pleased with the money shines and wannaget people from being deceived by the lie of evolution as theres ques a lot of evidence aginzt it and more than just "God did it"

1 guy sez college applicants might not be alloed from tis sates schools in other states uz of not believing what they do as university does and 1 guy values fitting in over being True to the Creator

this bada55 lawyer is taking the prosecution and the faithful are glad

i should note that in the sovit weatern Europe they arrest people or praying and they went the wrong direction, but they also arrsst you for saying what the gv dont like, we need a 1776 2 electric boogaloo

so the evolutionist mees his gf ad they make out in the courtroom  as i guess t doubles as a jail and the think of the allged universe even though theres evidnce of a flat earth and the moon and su circle t

a reporter comes in and is eating an appl and jokes of the apple being from the ree of knowledge, like the wisdom tree, and sez hes a maryr

he wants to teach the kids that life wasny' made and started i 7 dayx, wich is like saying, i wanna teach that lincon wasn't real and made p to scare southerents

reporter sez the sunrise is an illusion and he does good things people hate and bad things people love but hes on their side

so the attack lawyer come sin and they celebrate and sign Olde Time Religion an theres a lot of Good Christians and attack lawyer was running for prez ofr something and they said they voted for him 3x like Trump

He goes on warning that trachin kids tey are just devolved animals is dangerous as we have seen where it went in the 21st century with teens beating teahers and shooting the place up and b0ning each other and animals and items

reporter sez the def lawyer is coming and is a big deal but the people wanna run him out on a rail

attc lwysrr se its good as w/o St George slaying a dragn who would remember hm?

gfs dad wants her to eat but she dont wanna leave her bf and he warns bf's a sinner and its risky to be with him

gf sez treacher loves God but dad sez ho he's got the def lawyer henry drummond like brian drummns and henry morgan taller who both uppted evil

dad prays and treus to get her to repend but shs a rebellious teen and sees hs blif as bad

this tries to make Crhsitians seem over the tp, but if you look up feminists and gender offenders, its way crazier

attack lawyer comes in andis spencer tacey whos dry and witty

1 guys has a show with a smoking chmp saying man didn't evolve from ape but ape evolved from man, which some actually support chimps coming from a more human like ancestor, and says its from the beast=ality of man that The Creator devolved it

thats kinda trye, but ti as fallen angels and their offspring making apes and pigs out of genetic filth

def lawyer meets ammenber of the accuseds class who likes him anwelome him inothis place wih a fat for the 50s womanand its a restaurant where he meets frecrich march as the atk lawyer and the team where atk lawyer sez he isagrees eith is words but defens his right to say em

so the trial is getting started andatk lawyer sez its arm and mgut get warmer and asks to remove soem clothes and they take off their coats

they get a creationist and fan of atk lawyer and trcey wants him removed for his views and he's excused and spencey whnes of calling him Col BRady as hes an honorary col in the state militia as it maes him sound better

mayer makes spencer a temp col to even it out and they interview a guy for being on the trial jury and asks him of Darwin but is allowed

the day is over from heat and judge col potter announcrs a prayer meeting but spencer whines of it and ants a sign put up Read Yuor darewin to counter the Reasd Your Bible

imagine having a pro cannibal and anti cannibal thing shown as equal? or bios euxal and necroseuxal as equal as its not right o wrong but a matter of reference? or same species and inter species?

so the people hate spencer traey and accused is bumme and ants to give u but spencer supports him and gievs his advice to keep fighting for his cause and sez if he ants to conform and go with the mainstrem he can and spencer will give up and he can be ok with people who only like him if they agree

which is how things are today with the "he identifies as a dog" groups and "dont message me/follow me if your X"

at dinenr co brady warns of the dangers of leaving the Creator and devolving into murderous haters and how the media is owned by a small minority that has a slant and holy cr-p he nail ed the 2010s and 2020s, he warned us like that G I Joe ep where Cobra buys the media an makes pro cobra anti joe shows

fat chick who i think is brady's wife, talks with  the tracey like spacey but not gacy and is his friend and wants to geta long with em

gf's dad reads the bible of Creation and asks The Creator to smite the evolutionist but gf says no and dad offers to ask Him to smite his kid but Brady sez show mercy and go home

gf is bummed her dad wants her to go to h-ll and brady comforts her

i guess the dad going too far was like beast machiens wit Opimus Primal going too far to show the dangers of it, as Brady is kind and comforting

brady goes by tracey in a rocking chair and reminices with him abut ther past friendship but tracy oved away from him by standing still like going furter and further left to promote inbreeding and necromance as same love, but Brady sez he dont wanna leave the Creator

spacy jr says he wanted this toy an his rents ave u for it but it broke and it eas cr- and he sees fsith like that

so in trial a boy in class describes what accused said about eviltion and how there was no life, then cells then fish and frogs and reptiles and haumns

but for seucxal reproduction you need a male and female, and for he 1st of both to happen in the same place at the same time and live to aulthood and be able to breed and have viable offspring and them to survive and breed, seems quite unlikely

plus theres fossils found of horses or w/e and dinoaurs in the same layer of rock

so brady goes on about he Bible and pspacy talks ofreading the book by Darwin and asks if the teen if the book is wrong

to be fair, some countries ban books, like ussr, and china and cuba and Australia, and Canada and England and Germany and other cr-ppy places

spacy asks if he was harmed by hearing the book and teensez hes ok, but imagine if i injected a guy with aids and the next week hes like "im ok now" not nowing the long term path of harm it takes

he asks the kid if his faith was shaken or if he believed everything the accused said an he wasn't sure on the latter and when he asks if tractor or phones were evil cuz they wernet in the bible, brady asks if right means anything but he sez no

they argue over spacy trying to ut the law on trial like twith an obscenity case he triked the jury to think it was only in their mind anspacy sez he dont eant medieval junk in the constitution

so gf is called up and its revealed accused left the church cuz this 13 year ol boy came to look at his microscope and not is weeener, but he drowned in a swimming accuident, but dad said cuz he wasn't baptied he went to h-ll, and this busted up the accused and he blamed the church

brady sez the accused went astray and traqcy sez him being astray is opinion and has it wiped from the record

they go on about stuff accused said against the bible, which nowadays would be against some historical alleged eventthat is exaggerated and misinterpteted and if you dont believe it, you are evil

she breaks down and spacy dont uestion her as accused wuld pleade guilty and he dont want her pressed further

the procecution rests and spacy wants to  bring up egghea pop science nuts who probably upport selectie breeding as it was common back then like tommy douglass in soviet Canada

the court rules that zoology is no relavent to the case but tracyb wants to explain evolution so the jury believes what he wants but its denied and so is other nerds

he wants to gve up and thinks the case is deided ike with Eichmann and sez if this continue this way, it'll lead to book burnings and forcing faith on everyone an turn Catholic against prodistant and goes on a loud tirade

judge has enough of his cr-p and holds him in contemopt  an the people offer to pay his bond so dog the bounty hunter dont lay the smack own on his fat a55

at night a mob comes down singing Glory Glory Hallelujah about stinging up the evolutionsit and rpotrer comes in saying make made The Creator when looking at the stars when apes and things are devolving

the next day spacy sez sorry and they forvve him as Jesus said to and spacey sez he wants to use the Bbile as evidence and calls Col Brady as a witness

he asks Brady if he read the origin of speices and he sez no but is asked hwo does he know its bad if he never saw it

theres objection and he sez its meant fo the bible andthe objection is sustained and they go on the Bible where spacy sez it otta be read iterally, but the bible uses slang fro the era

the eye of the needle the camel has to go through was actually a gate in the ity you had to unload the camel to get through

alo some say Jonah in the belly of the fish was a saying of being out on the ater w/e light

he goes on about th sun sopping in Joshua and specy goes on about but the earth stopping spinning meant the planet is f'd

but if you go flat earth then the sun goes around the earth above the filimant

then gos on about Cains woman but asks hwre she came from, but in some eacheings says adam and eve had other kids like luluwa which hs a yugioh car based off

then spacy goes on about the historical figures having offspring and asks him of b0ning and when he sez b0ning is sin(only utside of marriage)

spacy sez knolege is more important than Holy thigns in The Bible(Who do you think made the knolenegde?) and goes on a speech like 60s law and order about ho you gain and sacrifice things like flying makes birds seem less good and they otta abandon faith, but if we can, why did The Creator give us reason and thought? and why not let the accused think?

spacy asks of a rock claimed to be billions of years old but Brady sez its a few thousand and says the earth was made October 23 4004 bc and spacey asks about how long the at day was as there was no suna dn goes an inch at a time saying it could be 2 hours then 30 the a week the nmothh the year then  millions of years

thats the slippery slope

so he goes on asking oif The Creator told Darwin what to say and goe on a clash of if Brady is a prophet and suggest if they have a law saying only Darwin can be taught and holy cr-p they arned us!

eventually BRady kinda crascks a bit an goes on about his beliefs and court is over andfat wife brings back to the hotel

later gf comes by bradys place and sez hes a fake and gets slapped by wife

gf sez he tricked her with her testimony andthinks hes evil for going against her and wife sez hes just a guy andmakes mistakes and isn't a saint of demon but when he comes out she hates him and leaves

he sez winning the case will be a monument or the nation wife sez its a monyment to him and one flayw in him and they end it and he couldvde been presiden 3x and the people turned on him

he wrote a speech but is bummed and wife comgorts hm

gf sez sorry to accused and is on his side and theres a radio thing to broadcast the ju=ry but spacy takes the Creartors name in vein and  is told not to on Radio, when he asks why the h=ll not he's told nt to say h-ll either

so the jury finds him guilty and some boo and he sez he'd do it again and thinks he did nothing wrong

cuz theres no precident he gets a 100$ fine and spacy sez hes gonna appeal

bray wants to read remaks i the record but the trial is over and he reads em aspeople loudly talk lik homies in he theatre

then bites it and tracy stands for brady a bit aganst the eporter whos pobaby a demon and its revealed spacy is religious too and thinks brady was great and lost his way

tracy tells off reporter for having nothing of value and reporter sez tracy will be at his grave, which mens reporters gonna suicie

spacy leaves with the Bible and dawin books and Glory Glory Hallelujah plays

the end

that was a well made film

it tries to argue for letting in evolution under the guise of being equal, but as we've seen, it lead o The Bible being pushed ot and haters wanting The Ten Commandments barred from public

its well acted and writer and the msi works, bu it tries to mak the Bible seem wrong and evolution look right, even though theres a nimber of things with the theory of evolution that don't add up

Also evolution is only a theory, bt for a theory to be scientifically proben, it mst e; observed, in a lan in a controlled environmemt, with successive results, which evolution has not ad happen

e never saw 1 animal turn into another but we have seen a lot of evidence of creation science, includingdinosaur sightings such as a mosasaur in ww1 with a u boat, the mokele mbembe in the congo, a hadrosaur in autralia in the 1840s, Herodotus mentioning dinosaurs, and the partridge creek east in Alaska

plus writing points to it as Chinese writing is taking characters for words and combining them

the symbol for Sin is Man+Woman+Tree, and the one foe Flood is a boat with 8 people (Noah, 3 sons, their wives)

and this was made thousands of years b4 the White Mn told em of The Bible

plus biblical archeology showing evidence of things from it

but i liked the movie, even though the bad guy is the rotagonist

like the movie a time to kill with the bad guy getting away with his crime

The movie is in bw-/w with maybe widescreen but loos good.

For Imherit The Wibd, 2 i want it to be where the appeal is ging on an tracey is gonna help the evolutiomnist get away with it, but is visited by the ghost of Brady saying he's been shown the fiuture and has to change it. Then shows spcey the futute of he 2010s with schools being cesspools of profanity, sodomy, violence, meta detectors, gangs, drugs, aids, teen pregnancy, murder, suicide, and lack of sanity or morality. When he returns, he's told they willtogether and take out key poeple who would lead to it happening, and he equips onto tracy as ghost armor and gives him abilities beyond man. Then goes around various cities in America taking out guys who would lad to ruin and the eons wo guard thm, ending with the reporter revealing he was a demon master who came to this dimension to try to end the Bible and fights the  heroes as the final battle. Also its a 16 bit game like Daemons Of Asteor on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GB where you play as tracy in Bradys ghost earmor and fight 1920s America places.

Friday, February 28, 2025

The Electric House Review

 Note: I spell homie or rather housie

The Electric House

This is my review on The Electric House from the distant future year of 1922(100 years before Robotech II The Sentinels and Soylent Green)

Its directed by Buster Keaton who did Our Hospitality/Sherlock Jr./The Navigator/Seven Chances/Go West/The General/ The Cameraman/Steamboat Bill Jr/The Frozen North, an also doreceetec by Edward F. Cline who did The Scarecrow/The Frozen North/Captain January

It stars Buster Keaton from Coney Island/he Scarecrow/The Frozen North/The Balloonatic/Our Hospitality/herlock Jr./even Chances/he General/he Cameraman/Sunset Boulevard/Around the World in 80 Days/The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn/It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World/The Twilight Zone/Steamboat Bill Jr Virginia Fox from nothing else i saw, Joe Keaton aka Busters Dad from The Scarecrow/Srwam Boat Bill Jr/Our Hospitality/Sherlock Jr./Go West/The General, Myra Keaton from nothing else i saw(they were his paents), Joe Roberts from The Scarecrow/The Play House/The Frozen North/Our Hospitality, and Kpuise Keaton who isn't on bak doorm candy a55, beta male, Sodom bottom, gender offender, soy boy, cropple nipple, banana crammeraids bag, hippie stoner peta vegan tree kung fu based on plants, Wikipedia, who thins that Irishman gor 81millin people to side with him in 2020 abut his past boss only got 69 million.

i saw this b4 but its been a long time since

It was filmed 1 way but Keaton got hurt so they waited for him to recover and refilmed the whole thing

after title and credits we see a guy graduating  and its uster and hes told a  university benefactor is wantng to hire a graduate

this bug guy wants an engeineer to install electric appliences in his house and a man goes yp to sow his diploma ut its for manicurist and hair dresser

well, better than gender studies

so big guy sez hairstrluer dont qualidy and buster goes up and his diploma sez hes an electrual engineer and hes  hired

but it turns out manicurist got his diploma switched with buster and dont go after him as he's left but coulde shown it

buster goes to this house and i dont recall any of this and thought it was the one with roscoe arbuckle or w/e in the house wih pulleys and tings on stings and gizmoes

so big guy brings buster home and says "star work and i hope to be surprised when i come back from vacation"

Buste unzips and starts b0ning the wall, more lie h=mping, and says "this is what you get, for being wal maRT and selling tamprted yugioh packs!!

jk thats what i joke of doing

so bg guy and wide drive off and gie buster a book the electric house and he reads it

then the fam comes bac and we dont get a montage like in the 80s when Rockey trained to take on the soviets

the 1st thing is an escalator staircase and in this room with a pool table is a book self thahas a pole thing come out when you press buttons on a table

the bedrom has a bath tub comeout on rails  and return and a bed that goes in the wall

theres sliding auto doors like star trek andb ustr has thebig guy go on the elscaltor but is aunched out he house into a pool through a window or door or wall or w/e

buster tries turning off the stairs and falls on it and tries getting off but keps getting moved up as hes gonna jump

he eventually gets launched out lke in Gundam and winds out in the pool but tey get out and buster shows another thing

he pulls a lever and the pool drains but pulls it back and it refills

thn they play pool on a pool table and theres a ball retrieval ting that goes from the floor to he wall, then a chute that puts em bac on the table

theres a long thing in the floor for chalk anits retractlbe and when laying buster busts his pool cue and bends it into a gold vlub to putt it

then its dinner and the chairs ontracks scoot in anda small train on tracks go on the tablewith bowls of soup and retrns to the wall

there a spinning circle in the middle that has thinga and the train returns t collect the soup bolwls and they go in a washing thing and to a maid or slave w who puts em away

buster hits a button and the seats move back and they fall but fix it

the maid/slave makes 4 dinners and uster accidentally f's thr track so when the main cource comes it goes into the mom

days later friends come to see the electric house but buster wasn't invited but the real engineer plots rvenge, oh its the 1st guy who got rejected for having busters diploma

he tries to sneak in but this woman hides in a trunk and when buster gets it, its too heavy from a fat woman in it

he carrys it on his back like a bada55 and stumbles around doppng it and bumping into thngs

he goes to use the staits and it dint turn o but when ur arus it, the real engineer turns a switch and the stairs go down sobuster keeps walking u a downward thing

it stops and he's cnfised why he's only half up and as he starts again the stairs start again

big guy argues with a guy and engenier screwing with the wires makes  makes the boo shelf extend a book at big guy

buster gets to the top of the stairs and the stairs turns on and moves the trin to he bottom, but when he goes for it, the stairs go up and lunches it into the pool

buster goes down the stairs and slides on the rail to skip it but in the pool the fat chic comes out by a hole in the trunk and  gets on a White Towel like a Ghost or Klansman

Busre sees her and goes off but the light keeps turning off and he evades her thinking its haunted

buster runs into the chick in the bedroom but dont b0ne her cuz this isn't a moern film and engeinerr hits a switch and the bathtub comes out and buster falls in it but is knocked off by the door as it goes in a hole in the lowwr area

the bed moves into the all and chcks legs are sticking out like the wizard of oz and buster pulls the bed out and they run

buster winds u on the stairs agan and jumps at the bottom and lands chest 1st, then rns into the dining room and over the table to the kitchen

he puts hs hand onthe tracks and the train bumps it so he jumps bak and lands butt 1st on the conveyorbelt bt it moves him and he falls on the floor

the engineer f's with swiches and the dining room chairs move in and out and in the kitchen plates fly around from bein sh-t out by the washing thing

buster cmes out the train hole and on the table and spins around b4 falling off and running and sliding on a rug

he tells the people there of cr-p and seesa hand on the wndow and covers his eyes

the thing in the floor rises and he goes up so when he taes a step he falls into a guy but not up his a55

he goes behind a guy and the book shelf exends and pokes him so he slugs buster

the pool thing comes down and throws pool billiards at busterand he tries to escape but the door closes on his neck and only his head is through the door

he stnm;ples aroyud and they run but he goes to the contro room and sees in the window above the door that engineer is screwing things up

he gets pots and throes em in the window and thearea sparks and engineet rns out and chaes him but gets busted by the train thing andgets launched out by the stairs in the pool

buster slides down the handrail and rides the sairs to lauch into the pool but a butler or w/e gets in the way and both wind up in the water

wait its big guy and when the get ou big guy gives him a diploma and tells him to gtfo but he throws it away, ges a rock, ties i on his neck and jumps in to suicide

chick sees this andoulls the lever and drains the poo with a close up on buster at the bottom as the water flushes out which means he hand to go to the bottom and hold his breath to do it in 1 take as buter is bada55

big guy pulls the lever and it fills uo bt i think its in reverse but after he leaves the chick pulls it and drains it

buster aint there and we see a tnnel pooping him out, sull with the rick on his nek and with a guy

the end

that was pretty good

nice fun creatuve gimmicky thing

nice stunts and it has ideas that seem like wed have in the 21st century

didn't expect the suicide attempt but unlike most thins today, it didn't seem like a dark serious moment to make the audience feel bummed in a comedy

no romnce or other cr-p, just fun and creativity

not as many stnnts but it works and has a few good parts

glad i saw it, its only like 22 mins

For The Electric House 2 I want a guy to read of the electric house and want to find buter to make one of his own, but cam't find where he went, so he goes on a silly zany vaudeville search looking through various areas on town and beating up losers who wanna eat him, in the ed he finds bster and it ends with a huse made thar looks like a grand piano with tuba and trimbone and guitars on it. Also its a 32/64 bit 2d beat em up on n64, Sga saturn, ps1 and 3D0 with up to 4 members of a rich fam, husband, wie, teen son and daughter, and you fight vaudeville style with crazy moves like in the 20s where you beat up 20s guys and animals.

Tuesday, February 25, 2025

Warm Bodies Review

 Note: I spell like a necromantic

Warm Bodies

Thos is my review on Warm Bodies from the distant furre year to Osamu Tezuka of 2013(The  year of Astroboy and Robotech)

Its directed by Jonathan Levine who dd nothing i saw

it stars Nicholas Hoult from X-Men: First Class/Jack the Giant Slayer/X-Men: Days of Future Past/Mad Max: Fury Road/Robot Chicken, Teresa Palmer from The Grudge 2/I Am Number Four/The Fall Guy, probably commie Rob Corddry from I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry/Blades of Glory/W./Semi-Pro/Hot Tub Time Machine/The Daily Show(commie propaganda)/American Dad!/MADtv(better than snl)The Winner(which was good)/The Mighty B!(ew )Law & Order/Glen Martin DDS/Family Guy/Robot Chicken/Drunk History, non italiano Dave Franco from Superbad/The Lego Movie/The Disaster Artis (bt he's not Italiano! He's in Pizza face!!), openly nuts Analeigh Tipton from The Big Bang Theory, Cory Hardrict from Gran Torino/Boston Public/Cold Case/Law & Order/Boston Legal, and faithless life saver slav John Malkovich from 90s Of Mice and Men/Alive/1998 The Man in the Iron Mask/The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy/Zoolander 2.

Its base on Romeo anduliette but i think they changed it enought so its a diffeenrt story

i never saw this but people likes it and its based on a book by Isaac Marion i never read

after logos we get credits to a guy narrating ofhaving to do better and hes a zombie then credits

he dont recall his name and we see othr zombies like a janitor and ceo son and he cant recall how thr zombieism started and wanders the mall like an 80s bimbo  wait its an airport like that karen black movie

theres skeletor zombies caller b0ners I mean bonies or boneys like bronys but not j=rkin off to sexy horses

he sees a guy with a rotted off lower face and is lost and dont now whee he is in a new airporte part and wanders onto an aeroplane and turns on a record and plays a song as he wanders around after relaxing

he has a friend zombieand none are talking, its only main guys inner thoughts but sometimes they have words

they wander in a group slowly like unions making things an look for food then it shows a camp or rin down city wth lving humans

a guy on tv talks of thanking the yuuman volunteers going out to find spplies and dont trut zombies as they aint real people lie THEY said of people who disagree with em on flu shots or leaders or politics or rights

this group of livers as in those who live go into the cursed earth luke judge dredd in a f'd out grey cty like the sovir union meets Mexico meets Detroit

the zombies walk on as a bony w/o eyes roars at em and i thin it sees with sensing ki

1 liver plays psp or vita and i hin psp and the livers look for meds  and this is in widscreen with color but dull color like the 2010s do

the zombies bust inand a igh breaks out but main guy likes this blonde chik with a big gun and a romance song plays, its I aint missing u at all

main guy takes a bite outta a guy and the undead feed on the peopleand if hespares the brain, the vic rises asa new zombie but the brain is the bs part

my dad grew up on a farm and ate puig brains  so is like far factor but not earing the crotch

he has flashbacks of colored scensof nice things like fireworks an making out with a chick and nice weather as he feeds on a guy

blonde ant find her butt bddy and blows off a zombie hear or rater open, to save a cick nd main guy comes to her but she throws a blade in him which does diddley d0ng

hedont eat herbut has blood on his mouth nd touches her face with his blood hand and ret-rdedly movs around her and brings her with him

he dont get why hes doing this andthe undead thin shes one of them one of them gooble gobble gooble gobble

this is a kidnapping like beauty and the beast or phantom of the opera

in this room ses not glad andkina fears him butwait its in the plane and theres a snowglobe with a straight human couple in it

he tries to talk but it dont work an leaves her n theeas she looks ot and sees zomies around

he's gonna zomb0ne her

he ate her bf's brains and has flash baks to her and bf and the guy on the tv is her dad and wanted to make a walled off area to keep the livers safe

they look aroud the base and later outsie she had to cap a guy in a zombie crowd a run from other zombies

later in real life he lays in a seat by her and his heart kinda livens up

in the day he can talk more and she ants him to get food i think and when he goes out she tries scaping but theres too many zombies and main guyfinds her somehow and smears blood on her fae an walks with herfaking being undead

she overdoes it and he sez too much and she tones it down and thats racist against the liing impaired

she eats pudding or something from da plaine and he get her cr-p to eat bu not literal cr-p as zombies dont poop i think

she asks for his name and he dont know so she calls him R like that Will Smith Movie with K and J and Z and M

she asks if theres others like him andhe dont now and later we see em in  red car like Outrun on Sega Mastwr System going down a sunny road

R drives and kinda studders it and it plays a good romance sing

R like Sailor Moon R or Saber Marionette R? or Yugioh R?

evenyally he damags the car and she's pp-ssed at him

later in the plane she eats and he commnts on him shrugging as se looks through records and plays some upbeat one and we getta montage of them handing out

1 zomibie i think the friendhears em playing music and latwr its day an se wonfers if er btt buddy will come back

she goes on over her feeling of ex butt buddy and i gotta say, the R actor is tretty good to show eeling while acting spazzrd out

then another montage of him putting hi hand on his heart then hers and then she sleeps and he misses sleep and dreams as hes undad now

then a flashback andtv guy dad having bf join the deence force andthe last part before the zombies ate him, then e sees himself eatinb g te guy fom the guys pov

he hears gf sreaming in real life and sees her fighting zomies in a spazzy lights ara and join in to save her by thrwing himself at em to tackle em down and they stop somehow like goombahs stepped on in mario

she sez its been a few days and she needs to go home amfriend sez he needs to at butR sez no anda b0nercomes as zomboes line the glass outside

they from from the b0ner and lock him out anget outside with several b0ners bt riend runs em over andsaves em

friend wants her to come but she dont wanna bt does and they get away but run into a swrm of zombies as friend asks R if hes ok

they tand before the undead horde who lets em passand et to the ferarri mustang and chick drives off as the b0ners chase em

then its raining and a song plays and theres no roof so they get soaked

wait theres a roof sometimes andthey go to a place w/o rain where she last aw her dad and i thin her real dad was the guy she capped zombie in the woods

they go to a house and she uses a camera to take phtoes

she offers to let him sleep in her room i think but on the floor as she is still bio seuxal and not necro seuxxal yet

friend looks at a tv or w/e and has flashbacks to his Asian gf in a sunny field and he kinda awakens too with nice bviolin music, as do other zombies whos hearts hear up

H Heat Heart, E Emergency Call, R Right Justice, O Oversoul H E R O Flash!

the b0ners aint happy for tis and scream in the zomvies faces and outside of the house is an armored rick like the maruta have andshe worries he might get headshot like j fk and harambe and worries for him

she later hets changed and is un white bra black undies an he likes it

zomb0ner

she talks to him but i can hardly hear and i thin is growing closer to him and he puts the watch he ae off her bf on the table and she gets it back

I thin its a sad moment but  cant tell and he looks more alive a bt and recalls his colorful nature pastor maybe its a phantasy of gf and her homies wanting a cure for zombitus and R  is asked if hes dreaming as Deams are for humans

he ez he dont know who he am but is told he anbe who he wants but ex bf sez she wont like him after hearing he ate her bf

then its day time and he wanders off thinking she wont ant him and he'd stay a zombie and she dives around but runs outta fuel on a road with other cara nd walks instead of howirng e

se ets back to the town and the black gyholds her at gunpoint to check if its her b4 letting himin

wait the tv guy is her dad and is glad to see her andsez she has to be safe

R wanders and wqans to forget her but feels cold and is in da rain and dont get hes reviving

he gets tohis friend and finds the other undead who welcome him back bt b0nies hunt e as their hearts bat

R shos a photo andtheyget going as Rock You Like A Hurricane plays bada55edly but dont get to the words as they get tii think the airportand wait i think its the city and he sneaks in using memories of ex bf

he goes looking for gf a theres goats there for the gaijin to b0ne and THEM to sacrifice

gf talks with a giro about her feeling for R and she likes him and gir sezits weird

its just necromance, its natural, animals do t

she goes out on her balcony and R shows up and she sez its too dangerous and the others will waste him as her giel c,mws out and seez him

he comes in and they hug andbrings him upstairs andgrl asks all these questions and he sez otherzombies are reiving bt b0nies are coming

she wants to get dad but girl sez dad grounded her for a year for trying peach schnapps and mom was reasonable

gf gives main guy a make over and shower and has girl turn off pretty woman as se thought it was funny anduses mak up tmake him look aliv to a montageand girl finds him hot

she unzis his pants ad pulls out his weener b it fals off an she sreams

jk really the boneys are comming and the 2 girls and a guy wal throughthe f--k town to see her dad

she promses to stat with him butblack guy sez they can't com as its classified and they go on ayway andR sez how are u to blac guy

he colt say hes autistic r something

tey get to dad and hear theres sarms of corpses and bones coming and gf sez tje dead are reviving and he dont buy it

bf R bumps into R i mean dad and she explains he saved her and is good but he pulls a gun and is gonna blow out R's head bt girl pulls a gun on him to sabe emand gibe em tme to escape

whats te plan hetre? run away? wher?

thre couple escapes and te girl is juloe like juliette or 21st century juliette in Wedding Peach andthe alarm sounds

they et to the living zombies andare ready for a final battle andsee boneys on the ceiling cracking it andthe couple esapes an living undad fight em

the cpiuple runs as chick shoots boneys and the frien is caled M lie Mercutio in Romeo and julieyte and its not Boney M like the Rasputin Song

soldiers fight boneys and black gu gonna et it in a horro movir bt a lving zomboe saves him and eats out the b0ners with a fire extinguisher

boneys fight the couple but R beats 1 oit and saves gf

soldiers see the zobis fighting b0ners and help em and report to dad

coupe ets to a place full of boneys and escapes to the outside with no where to go bu down and they jump off with R holding her and landing in the pool belo shielding her

if you fall over like 100 feet the surface tension on the water is like hitting concete

hes alove and ib think cured andits a sunny sayand they make out after nearly eaten by boneys

hes healed but dad shoots through him and his squad i there and he wants to end him and she bocks him

gf sez hes different and das bitter overmom getting it and she sees hes bleeding and corpses dont do that and it opens his ees anche tells hs men the siuation changed

gf hugs dad andthey take R to get treated fo a hole in him as dad drives and lkes him now

R feels good t feel and bleed and the humans shredded the boeys and teaming up withthe living zombies overpowered em

the surviving boneys easted away andthe zombie anfhimans grew closer and love cured em like Sailor Moon wit the Doom Tree

girl and M  found butt bddies and M was Markus like Mar Damon in the talented mr ripley

R is with gf and watching the city with the sun as te wall coes dwn like in berlin

then creits to a nice song

the end

Tat was quite good

nie romance and light horroe

its a positive movoe of love and redemption amd overcoming things an vrediscovering yourself after beng lost

i lied it and its like a metafpr abour drufs or sin and loe bringing you bac

man theres a lot of Frenches in the credits

bt this was cool and holds up and bing fom the zombie pov was clever

good acting and music and its filmed gray but gets colored more as he comes to life like the wizard of oz

For Warm Bodies 2 I want there to be a group that wants to go back to being zombies and tries to find a ay to reignite the zombie holocost and get into demon rituals to try to regain their undead status, but one of em is a spy and gets word to the authorities to stop em and its his adventure trying to get to the HQ as cult members who have devolved into bone spike and elongated pans labrynth monsters try to stop him. Also its a 16 bit run n gun game like Life On Earth on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar, and GBA where you play as the guy and go through the city and areas in it while fighting off devolved bosses and neo zombies wanting to stop you.