Big Trouble In Little China Review

Note: i spell bad but the movie did worse at the box orriface
big trouble in little china
this is my review on big yrouble in little china from 1986 (When the Sega Master System came out)
its directed by john carpenter who did classix like the thing and escape from new york and has kurt russel(cool) kim catrell(ew!) dennis dun(who?), james hong (from waynes wotrld)  and  Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa from mortal kpmbat
it f'd out at the box office but everyone loves it
even the home alone kid
it inspired a lot of cr-p like mortal kombat and the rockk or dwayne johnson wants to make a sequel
i never saw this b4 but heard its cool
it was rushed to get out b4 the golden child witch waz bean made at da same time and has a lot in common with it
soo it starts with a guy named egg who drives a bus being questioned about where jack burtin is and half a block went up in green flame
might be acid fire or the black magic from da warcraft movie
so egg sez chinese black magic is real and the cop dont buy it until egg charges lightening beytween his hands
the credits to a trcuk driven by jack burton played by kurt russel whos confident and has charsima
aw gayy its widescreen!
so after gambling with chinese guys hes with a guy named wang who dont wanna put up with his cr-p
wang needs kurts cash and bets  he can cut a bottle in half with a knife
he f's out and owes kurt over 1000$ and jack stays with him til he pays
just like woth misty and her bike in pokemon
wang is gonna marry this chick and worked hard to bring her over
they see her at da airport and shes got green eyes like Nami Koishikawa from Nami SOS and there's a street gangg there and a blonde and when the gang grabs girl jack butts in
he gets bat  own and the gang flees with her and when jack and wang chase, blonde points em in the wrong wayy
but a car with the girl in it goes by and they see her in da car and jack and wang (is this a p0rn0? those names!!) go on da hunt
egg is giving a tour bus in soviet san fran sisco and jack drives his big a55 truck at him and they miss each other
ang takes jack to chinatown and edward g robinson takes out the guy b0ning his daughter with an axe(wrong movie!!)
they see a group who wang  sez is good and this meat cleaver gang comes by
1 gang shreds the good guys with machinegunfire and theres an all out shootout
thats  california. high laws against guns so only the crooks who break the law have em
then the gangs fight with traditional weapons with limb snapping and property damage
then a big poof of smoke and totaally not raiden from mortsl combat and 2 others like him comes out and take guys out with ki and lightening blasts
jack drives and runs over a guy named lo pan whos a lot like shang tsung and he gets  up and uses some light ki thing and jakc and wang run
wang sez the lords of deth who work for some gang and theres the lords of storms who are the raiden guys
so jack and wang get to a restaurant and jacks truck got jacked by the deth lords and lo pan had the boss of the good gang wacked and them being out was his momorial
and the kidnappers are gonna sell the chick they kidnapped as a secks slave like in violence jack and blonde comes in to help
so jacko dresses like clark kent and goes in to the slave auction acting like a nerd
they still got slavery? good job lincon! you totally ended it! good thing he started the war!
he sez h wants a girl with green eyes and later theres a magic thing ouside and the raidens coem in  and jack fights em
his blows do nothing and they get the girl and book it
so they talk about lo pan whos super high rank and owns a lot and is neverr seen in years
so jack and looking and wang go looking and find a hidden elevator as egg tells blonde about how lopan's positive and minus ki is unbalanced and hes turned into a daemon or somthing
jack and wang wind up under water in a talk with corpses and get beat up an tieed to wheel chairs by the raidens
they met a decroded guy who knows what they are after and needs a green eyed girl to be young again as he works for a daemon who will fix him
and decrode has been looking for a green eyes giel for 2000 years but just found her now
jack dont buy it and he and wang are wheeled in a dark eoom where jack shakes his chair over and gets off his blindfold and untied wang
wang sez the emperor sealed away lo pan in a decroded body and its an old legend aboutr black magic
blonde and friends open the locked area and jack and wang take on a guy who iflates himself by breathing in like looney toons
after they get away, drcroded guy turns into lo pan and phaes through walls to get to captured girl but his hhands phaze through her
jack and wang use firearms to take out guys and jack sneaks around the prisoner area as wang holds a guy hostage
wang and fake hostang fight guys as jack shoots the lox off da dorrz and frees the secks slaves and sez "wang! haul a55!" whoch sounds like a b0ning thing
they escape through the water and get to a door but the gang starts breaking it down
jack has the slaves hide and he wastes em with gunfire
1 survives and he and wang take him out
btw this was ratef 16+ in soviet south korea, norway and finland
candy a55 countries
so they get out buut blonde is still inside and this yokai gets herand carries her back 2 this room where decroded lo pan sees she has green eyes
blonde sees wangs girl and lopan undecroded shows up sayinh he has to marry a green eyes girl and blasts ki out his eyes and mouth holes
so the good guys go underground chinatown and through tunnels as egg sez long ago, earthquakes f'd da urth and iced people who offended their gods
meanwile, lo pan hasthe green eyes chick dragins watch his men do kung fu moves and they use their ki to lift the chix on glowing blaes to this glowing orb and this statue eyes glow
lo pan sez he gonna marry both as they syrvived the thing
in the caves this monster eats a guy
it looks better than cg
they get to lo pans turf and egg sez ko pan  ia gonna ice the chick he marrys or something to fix the emperers cr-p he did to him
they find this wrird crature thats linked to lo pan and lo pan tellls em he has 2 green eyes chix so jack shoots it and it flies off
it looks like a beholder from Dungeons and Dragons
so good guys fiind another elevator in a hollow wall and they drink some magic juice and go down to lo pans realm that looks like the 90s mortal kombat movie
lo pan puts a love needle into wangs girl (AIDS NEEDLE) And turns mortall
then wang shanks the monster and good guys fight lo pans men
jack shoots the ceuling and the falling parts of it nock him out
he gets better asthis fight goes on and lo pan aids needles the blonde
jack uses a knife in his boot to shank a armor guy
lo pan and egg fire ki beams that have shadow puppets fight
lo pan escapes with wang girl and jack saves blonde and they make out and he gets  lipstick on his face
they walk in on lo pan who sez he loves wang girl but must sacrifice her
jack comes in all confident and manly and he and wang fight a raiden guy
jack throws a knife and misses lo pan but when lo pan throws the kknife at jack, he catches it ike hes kenshiro and throws itt in to lo pans skull
so blonde wipes the lipstick off jacks face and the last raiden (the others got iced i think) inflates like a balloon and blows apart like its freekin riki-oh
he gos to his final form and looks like mortal kombat raiden and zaps lightening arund and the good guys get up the hole in the ceiling
they go through another ceiling hole with a spinning looping rope grappling hook and drop a thing on not raiden and finish him
they go through doors and find jax truk and guards open fire but all miss as egg trhows a thing that blows em
they drive out as fire trux and cops come and later at a restaurnt egg is gonna go on another adventure and jack goes off for a new adventure and rides in his truck in a storm as the sasquatch yokai thing is in the spot in the back of his truck
then credits to 80s music
the end
that was a good one
good action, 80s effects, enjoyable charactera, good music and backgrounds
kurt douglas was more of a sidekick than hero with wang being the maain guy
but kurt got most of the best lines and moments
i liked it and its a good fun lite bada55 80s ttime
i see why everyone thinks its great
carpenter does it again
for big trouble in little china 2 i want it to be the distant future year 2003 where the sasquatch yokai thing in jacks truck had mauled him and ran off but a scientist had rebuilt  him with cyber parts. then the yokai got to a h-llgate in california and opened the portal and all these daemons came out and toook over california. they have enslaved the humans and jack has been fighting for years with his cyber tech built into his bod and now has a chance to stop them with a secret weapin the daemons made that they use to keep the lesser ones under their control. also its a 16 bit sega genesis, snes, tg16, atari jaguar and gba game where you play as cyber jack and fight through these h r gigar/la blue girl cities and collect items that let you unlock the last level and get the secret weapin.

Warcraft Review

note; i spell bad but at last i;m cooler than guy guys who played the game of this

Warcraft

this is my revidw on Warcraft from 2016 (something robotech happened then)

i never played the games and assumed its for geeks

although i like Dungeons and Dragons and Chess so who am i to talk?

it stars no one i know, ooh, clancy brown! he  was good in the 90s cr-p he did

i never saw this b4 but heard people say it s-cked

holy cr-p it was the highest grossing video game movie

ha! uwe boll wanted to direct this but blizzard said no

candya55es!!

its directed by Duncan Jones who was the kid of david bowie

btw i;m not a big fan of  blizzard for suckin up to the commies just for cash

imagine them working with the cartels of soviet mexico?

then again, they waste less people so it would be an improvement

i did play deat and return of superman by them and that was the only good superman game

so after like a min of logos we get a narrator saying orcs and humans were at war but b4 dat was a greater enemy

now their world is going under and diss ork needz to get his klan a new home

so his woman is really pregnant as they gotta appeal to fetish guys nd they go on a journey

then in 1 part tis blue chick asks her slsve owner free her child

this ugly mage does some black magic and i think sucks out the slaves souls to open a h-llgate and da orx go threw but his woman starts pooping out their kid

on da other side she poops it out and da mage sucks out a deers soul and gives it to the kid

maybe its ki hes draining and not souls

meanwhile in human land this dwarf shows human a gun and gets word humans kingdom is under attack

btw this is fullscreen on my tv on showcase on soviet canada

human interogates a guy with a tattoo and stops him from using magic words but lets him examine this body ad something weird happens with it

instead of just teling the guy, they go on a trip to the king to summon a guardian with magic guy and theremagic guy sez he sensed something evil

you couldnt just tell the human??

so they get a griffon and fly over the not lord of the ringd mountains to a castle totally not like lord of the rings 02

btw this is just the 1st 15 mins

its like they gotta cram 15 gams in 1 movie

so they go to this room thats sorta like the one in the mortal instruments city of bones and this guy is making a golem

keep it outta prague!! we all saw that 20s movie!

guardian finds the magic guy and blasts him but magix tells him of this black magic that feeds on life and caused srs damage and guardian agrees to lt him go

i want a Lunar movie. the 1st game was pretty good and i hear the 2nd is better. but i only did the gba port

so guardian teleports to the kings place and they go over the situation and find theres a huge force comming for em

so guardian and some men go to the woods and get attacked by orx

da orx cream em but main guy fights em with smarts

work smerter. not harder

then the orxs start going up on green fire and biting it and daddy orc from b4 gets away alive on a horse

guardian leaves with the busted men and leaves magic guy to handle things

main guy and his men chase after main orc and orc loses his horse and gets beat out by main guys horse

the humans capture a orc chick and she can speak human and thers other orc captives

they never heard or orcs and she tells em the orcs are from other world and are here to take this one

also she leaned human from prisiners

so back in orc turf main ork sez the gardian used the black magic against em and orc mage sez only he controls it ad hes on it

later main orc talks with his woman about their son and being a leader

later kings wife sees ork chick whos in a cage and offers her freedom and civilization

later main orc talks with a homie about hoe tyhe black magic is killing da land

later mage and main guy chat at nightand orc chick is there and sez she dont wanna b0ne the mage (whos a nerd) and she broke a lot of bones wich healed stronger

her mom was bure for pooping her out and she was saved by some guy

mage (who imma cal nerd)  sez his rents gave him to the mages and its a great hoor but he ran away and brought gureato disshonor to heez ninja klAN! HUUUU!! Ippon!!

later main orc catches nerd by the head and tells orc chick to help beat his side as his magic is gonna f the land

so guardian eatos is holding back the black magic annd the huan tribes have a council to decide what to do about the orcs and their scourge

totally not like lord of the rings

so some kingdoms dont wanna work with em and later they gotta stop da orx from opening a portal

orchicktells em cr-p and the humans give her a blade to defend herself as they cant have guns

nerrd goes to main guy and sez da guardia burned his research and that somethings up

main guy and orchic meets the orx and main orc talks with him uing orchic as a translator

they gotta team up to beat the orc mage and orc mage is gonna ritual sacrifice captured humans to fuel a portal opening

then some orx attack in armor that were hiding under the roxks and the humans flee but battle the armorcs

guardian uses a lightening force spll to waste da orx, wait, he makes a lightening barrie to seal off da orx

but the main guys son is stuck with da orc and i think we gonna have a sad moment like in 300 where that guys son got choppped

so this big a55 orc wastes son and it trys to be sad but when we see sons body theres no wound wherd he was shanked

in real life his guts would be spilling out

in real life theres no ocs!!

well, maybe sasquatch or oni

man we're half way through

that didnt feel like much

so da humans teleport away and orchic talks with human king i think who sez he knew a chick who loved him and he itched her

i think its giardian maybe and he gives orchic a magic thing

wait, is main guy and he sez his sons mom bit it pooping him out and has a moment with orhic

later nurd goes to his mage masters saying guardian s poisoned by black magic and the give a histor of a secret thing that nerd is not to tell of

he goes in and its a black area wth some geezer who used up the last of her ki to bring him there and that the true guardians are the regular people and darkness and light come from each others

manwhile, guarian sez the blak magik made him f up and its his fault the orcs came and he sucks out a guys ki when he bathes in green magic

so the guardian plans with humans and p-sses em off and after a scuffle, sez he and king will protect the kingdom

so main orc is locked up but his homie frees him

so main guy was locked up but nerd frees him and uses magic

main orcs woman puts her baby in the water in a basket like he's moses superman or goku and she bites it icing a big guy

so main orc challenges orc mage for leadership and they fight

main guy and nerd get to the guardian place and fight gurardian whos all decroding

orc mage uses black magic to cheat and drain his ki but it makes his men ditch him

so he sucks their ki

so the humans fight the orcs and orc mage sacrifices guys i thin orcs too to open the gates

so nerd and main guy beat guardian by using a golem and the gate closes but nerd gets th blac magik but fights it off

so guardian is unevil now and biting it and tarts closing the portal as humans uses gunses

the orcs are bustin the men and king tellls orchic to bring peace between orcs and humans and she ices him with a shan in the neck to stop the fighting like zordon getting iced to save the universe

the orc mage sezthey like her now and shes their new boss as icing the other boss maes you boss

then main guy comes inon a gryffin and finds the iced king but his gryphon gets caught and slammed b4 they can get away

main guy is trapped but orc mage wants his men to ice him but orc chick sez tey cant for some tribal reason and they leave

main guy goes bac and sez he found the shib they human gave orchianic in kings neck and and humans make main guy new kinga and wanna go against the orcs

then the baby from the basket is floating down the river and naration sez something

the end

then 10 mins of credits

that wasnt so bad

i thought it was a decent film

i never playe the games and its a lot like a more fair to orcs lord of the rings but i liked the bright colors and cool effects

it has good flow an pacing and it isnt bording

it kinda crams a lot into its 3 hours with add runtime but i thoguht it was pretty decent

it feels kinda like a 00s movie with its colors and effects

its not bad but i never played the games so maybe i;m not the best to judge

but as its own thing the movie was decent

fo warcraft  i want the orcs to have been mostly wiped out and one oof the last ones is the baby from the basket. he's been sent to revive their people and found a new homeland for them. also he's got ki abilities and can fire ki blasts and jump far with wm and was raised by a farm couple. also the king and his men are after him and he has too escappe them by evading detection while icing all who see him. its also a 16 bit platform game like ninja gaiden on sega genesis, snes atari jaguar, tg16 and gba where you play as this orc and use your powers to sneak around and you got to finish off anyone who sees you and if they aleart anyone, you take em out too

The Boss Baby Review

note; i spell like baby but maye good
the boss baby
this is my review on the boss baby from 2017(The years robotech battlecry on gamecube happened in kinda)
its based on a book i never read and is directed by Tom McGrath who did the madagascar movies and mega mind (which i never saw)
it stars commie a55 alec baldwin, tobey mcguire from the good spider man movies jimmie kimmel from some crp, lisa kudrow from some cr-p, steve buschiimi from fargo, and Edie Mirman from Digimon and Robotech
i never saw this b4 but someone liked it as it ot a tv series later
so it starts with this wiener kid beating up a big blue ape but its really his dad in a phantasy
after more imagination he sez he had a great time with his rents and they worked for a dog company to market dogs
but his dad b0ned his mom pregnantand we see babies going through the hall of souls from the seventh sign or the kingdom of the future from the blue bird and its a big a55 assembly line b4 they are born
1 is tickled and dont laff and is put in management and goes to a cubicle
then in the human realm the baby comes over in a suit in a taxiand dances to p0rn0 or blaxploitation music
so the baby is in charge of everything like how kids own everything now and the adults are their slaves like in that urotsukidoji thing
except the kid who still plays make believe like hes mr rogers
so kid dont like baby and thinks something up with him as hes got a breif case and wears a suit and the rents are too stoopid to get it
oh joy, another thing where the kids are superior to adults and adults are idiots
this is why so many 20 year olds chose to never grow up and stay at home with their rents and spend all day watching p0rn0, smoking chronic and j-rkin off on the floor
the trudeau style
so when the rents are asleep, id sees baby talking on the phone and saying he's got a mission
he admits he can and is da boss and is cocky and a jacka55
totally not like the real alec baldwin
he tells kid its time to move aside for the next generation (like meilennials say boomers otta) and ow kid will have less love and if kid doont stay otta his wayy, kid gets fired from the fam
hes confusing love and time
later, this totally not Galfdalf from Lord of the Rings alarm clpck gives him advice and tells him to get evidence of the baby talking
is this real or just in his mind?
so he goes down and this armyy of babies captures him but the rents just thin its a play date
baby has a meeting with em and the fat one shakes a rattle to block the tape recorder
turns out, puppies are taking over peoples love of babies and the puppy company is gonna poop out a new mocdel of dog to replace babies
soiler; in japan people dont have kids but get dogs as its easier than being a real parent
and in asia they eat dogs
i wonder how the korean version of this was recieved
kid gets a recording of baby saying rends making them play is humiliation but the babies chase him
how are 1 year olds beating a 7 year old?!
are they that good or does he just s-ck?!
so after an action scene, abby gets the tape and it turns out its mostly make believe and not a high octane chase
kid uses action hero moves to get back the tape and kid and boos go thorugh a window as rents see the chaos in the backyard
after a chase and a hostage situation with a toy lamb who's head comes off, kid is gonna launch baby out the window but rents come in and only the tape gets shot out the window and is run over
the 00s guy who played batman in the chris nolan trilogy said he wanted an r rated cut of batman begins
imagine an r rated cut of this where the baby gets spplattered in the road?
so rents are mad at kid and sentence him 2 3 weeks inside with the baby
dont drop the soap
so later baby goes to see kid and comforts him in his room and sez hes from higher up
after thinking he's Baby Jesus (which wont make sense as He died at age 33) they suck pacifiers and teleport to babyland like with la blue girl or urotsukidoji or constantine with keanu reever
the kids cant see or hear em and kid whispers that his rents told them of b0ning but babies really come from here
after the baby gets his pacifier removed they forget about the baby corp
also they take magic baby formula that keeps em babies forever
so after his mission is done hes gonna go back to baby land and his boss runs around yelling that if they dont get the problem fixed in 2 days, baby will be fired
and if he gets fired he's gonna be a real baby and grow up like peter pan did in hook and stay with the fam like buzz light year in toy story
so kid and baby choose to try to get along but they still clash
kid reads baby hansel and gretal and baby sez he wwas never tickled and was born growed up
he never knew love and turned into alec baldwin
later its take ur kid to work day and baby wears a dog costume/fursuit to fake being a dog to go under cover
they find the file for the new puppy and swap it out with a same weight thing but baby drools on it and it triggers a trap and the dogs get them
wait, itd the boss of the dog company who is really the best boss the baby coompany had and got decroded as the formula didnt work on him as he's lactose intolerante and got replaced by someone younger
they sent him to urth and he wants revenge for being rejected like the female supreme Kai in dragon ball AF by making apuppy that never growws up
and now he has boss baby's eternal youth formula and is gonna finish his forever puppy
and he gets the kids rents outta the wayy byhaving his goon look after em and sending the rents to vegas to get aids
and they go backk home and without his youth formula baby turns into a realbaby
kid makes fake puke outta baby food and blasts goon to freak him out and lock him in the potty
the run from him in a chase and baby calls his minions who help in a comic fight/chase and baby gives kid advice
kid jumps a train on a bike and they get to da airport but baby spazzes out for a bit
they just miss da plne and all looks f'd
they fight amd kid wishes baby was never born and baby walks off to commit seppuku
then the announcer calls for tim to get the phone and its baby who sez he wasnt born but hired and he needs kid to save the day
then an elvis impersonator swings by and they jck one of their costumes and sneak on da plane to vegas
they go on 1st class which is empty as no one can afford it and they fake being the captains kids
kid gets baby to fake being a pirate and they image an adventure
so in vegas they scam their way to the puppy convention thing or w//e and baby spazzes out a bit
goon follows em and boss sees em a the nveiling of the forever puppy and the kids find the forever macine in a rocket behind the show
after beating goon they are stopped by boss who sets the rocket to launch and tries to get kid to see they are the same as they got replaced by babies and they clash
kid gets knocked off a ledge but swings baby up who knox boss into the formula
they gotta save the rentsand kid throws baby to open the hatch to let the rocket puppys out but baby goes aspaz and cant jump back outta da rocket
gotta have a last conflict
so kid sings to baby and he jumps and rocket goes off and kid gives baby the maic formula in the vat but boss comes out as a baby again
goon takes him awayto raise him right even though hes still got all his memores and kids save their rents who were locked in a box
so later baby sz bye to his homies and fixes kids lamb toy and is gonna go back and everyone will forget he was there
so baby goes back and kid and baby miss each other and kid writes him a letter and sez he misses him and wants to give him love
baby goes  back through da machine thing and returns to da fam as the baby
then kid as an adult is telling this to his daughter and baby is still in a suit and throwing money around like joe kennedy trying to get his legetimate son elected and kid now has a 2nd daughter in a suit
the end
then creditsto a song about the world needing love and carton imagination adventures of baby and kid
tommy wiseau; if a lot of people love each other, za warudo would be a better place
that was pretty good
it was fun and colorful and upbeat and mild
the bad guy had good points
the theme of getting dogs instead of kids is important cuz some people think its an equal substitute
i thought it was good lite fun with some good moments and not as bad as some say
its a cgi movie based off a silly kids book. were yu expecting gone with the wind or birth of a nation?
for the boss baby 2 i want the new generation of babies at the end of the 1st movie to face off against a now 30 year old bad guy from the 1at movie who is making a device that will mutate all babies into weird john carpenters the thing like abominations so their rents wont love em. but thats really a decoy plan as he's planning on taking out the baby origin place so theres no more babies. and the kid from the 1st mocvie's daughters gotta stop him. its also an 8 bit sega master system and gam grar, nes and gameboy, arari lynx and 7800 and tg16 game where you play as either the baby and get gadgets or the kid and get better movement.

One Hour Photo Review

Note: I spell better than it takes to 1 hour a photo
one hour photo
this is my review on one hour photo from 2002 (when sega started doing cr-p on nintendo)
it has robin williams from jumanji amd aladdin so its probanly a fun family time
jk i saw this b4 butthe channel was scrambled  and i think in negative
so it starts witn a dark seeming music and robin being photograffedby da cops
dont drop da soap!
the cops have his film he took and he wants to see it
cop asks what the vic did to cause it and we getta flesh back of a kids party him talking of family photoz being only showing good memoroes and never stuff they wanna forget
this human normal fam of a mommy daddy and little boy lives in a normal house and the kid plays either tekken or virtua fighter
mom takes da photoz to da mall and robin is friendly with her and suggests not going digital
the cam has 1 shot left and robin takes 1 of himself and they make small talk of the mommys fam
robin sez he;d get the pix dun in 40 mins as she has to go soon and robin develops em as he thinks of how photos are really important and how deep processing philm is
she comes back but she wanted a smaller size and robin gives him a free cam as hes a b day boy
after da mall closes for da day da fam looks thought the pictires and see the image of robin
robin has his own set of pix he made of da fam and eats in a diner as the waiter chex his photos
he fakes being the kids uncle and drives home in his cr-pmobile and kid tells mom he feels bad for a guy who's life s-cked. Its robin
so later daddy argues with mommy over her sspending too much cash and she sez hes neglectful
later robin watches the simpsons ep where bart gets notes sayiing someines gonna ice him and robin has a wall of photoes from da fam over years
So then its Monday and he goes over the usuals who come in
some do p0rn0 pix
so later roobin argues with a repair guy over a machine being a bit off and reppairman dont care
then at lunchhe spazzes out thinking about being in a family xmas and his boss talks to him about arguiing with repairman
also boss suggests taking a vacation and tells him he's been spazzing out an half hour after lunch
later he meets daddy and they talk as robin dont know computers and robin sez daddy has a great fam and house
btw his last name in here is the same as his characters ame in jumanji
is this a sequel to it??
find out todayy! on dragon ball Z!!
robin bumps into kid and kid has an evangelion toy as kids watching gay emo anime is ok back then
h-ll some fams bought their kids la blue girl thinking "Its just a cartoon. It should be good for kids"
later robin goes on a monologue abou how photops are time capsules and he buys a photo from the 40s or w/e
then talks about people not taking pix of little things like a wasp in jello and sneaks into the famys house when they are out
after a grand tour and a big black dump, he has a cold 1 and watches the game with the dog
this movie has an unsettling feel and sound and style
the fam comes in but are ok with him and kid wants to make a toy gundam with him and it turns out its just him in the car looking at the home imagining it
later this chick drops her photoes off and he recognizes her but dont know from where
later its kidssoccer game as he thinks snapping your leg in front of europe and south america is cool and ronib stops byand chats with him
they walk together and robin tells of his cr-ppy life and being a fata55 and cr-ppy at sports
kid sez dads not around often as hes got work and robin gives him a evangelion toy he bought but kid knows his rents wont let him have it and drives off
later robin is at da food court in a mall and sits near mommy i think and shes on da cell phone.
they  chat about fam snd cr-p and as she leaves he fakes reading a gaijin book  he saw her reading b4 and shes impressed by his deepness
he shows her da photo he bought and sez its his mom
latr hes doing the chemicalsn da photo machine and his boss calls him in to say there were hundreds of photos processed that wee unaccounted for over the years
he cans robin and robin can't take it
hes got the rest of the week at work as they gotta keep him working for some reason and he snaps
he pix up a blank photo off da floor and mommy comes by with kid to get his birthday camera pix developed but robin is outta it
he looks through kids photos and its all close ups on toys and such and robin is moved to tears by how innocent they are
so robin hex the pix on his wall and finds the chick from b4 was in the soccer game one annd at work at night he goes through her photoz and seez shes b0ning daddy
he cheeted on his wman and this drives robin mental and i think he puts chicks photo in mommys thing
on his last day his underling yoshi sez thnx for teaching him al this stuff that will give him a long career in one hour photo well into the future of 20xx
as he leaves he jacks a big a55 knife and stalks daddy with a camera to catch him with chick but don't get it
at home he watches either plan 9 from outer space or the day the earth stood still(probably the latter as its not cr-p) and has a phantasy of him in an empty stpre as his eyes gush blood
but its a dream and he takes a shower and later goes to take photoes while explaining the oeigin of the word snapshot
what is this? big bang theory??
so he goes back to work to drop off photoes and boss don't like it
back in da 90s, the grade 8's from the year b4 who graduated, at times popped back in to class to see things and have fun
later yoshi shows boss rbins photos and boss thinks its the sodomy fiend again
but its just a girl playing with a doll
they call da cops and oh i think its bosses daughter in the photoes
cips checl robins place and a line on tv sez "they must be programed for courage" which i recognized as digimon after thinking of it for 2 mins years ago
they find the photo wall and robin is at a hotel and fakes being a worker on da phone to get info then use that info to find and cancel the lunch orders of daddy and chick
cops tell mommy about it and they can't find where daddy is
robin gets in daddys room faking being lunch and orders em around by pulling a knife on em like Fitz when Eli pushed him too far in Degrassi Next Gen and makes them pose in x rated pix while nude
in 1 part he makes her put daddys footlong in her mouth
later hes alone in a room and the cops are at da hotel and come for him
he runs but the cops eventually get him and he sez he just took pictures
later dad comes home and is glad to be with his fam after f ing them
thewe're back in the start and robin sez the cop is a good man who wont cheet on his fam or make his kids do gay cr-p in unholy pictures
i think his dad b0ned him as a kid and it f'd him up
this is like something from big bang theory but a bit worse
so cop sez he understands and lets robin see his picx
i think all da pix are of hotel things like shower cutrains and sinks
then we see a photo of the fam and robin happy
the end
that was deep, dark and f;d
but really well made
unsettling and disturbing, but its got bright colors and it looks expressive
a lot of liht and white and blue
back in 02 they made films with color and it didn't look digy or gray like the later harry potter films
its a simpler time b4 cellphones f'd the world
burn in h-ll seve jobs!!
you f'd us!
but this was a well done movie and it shows mork/popeye can act and be srs and cool and sympathetic and have depth
too bad he... you know... liked evangelion
that show was gay, emo and mentally unbalanced
like a tennessee wuilliams play
this was a well made and creepy film but it worls and has good feel and flow
it keeps your attention and makees you wanna see where it goes
the music and amra work add to the unsettling feel and its not gory or violent but creepy like a 50s movie or 20s movie
video playback supervisor; steve austin.
the wwf guy??
for one hour photo 2 i want it to be about the trial and this sleazy procesuter is trying to get williams (who's not 400lbs from stress eating) the chair and this noble jimmy sytewart style guy is trying to get him off. its a courtroom drama where williams character is fatter each day and by the end of it is over 600lbs. its also an 8 bit mini game collection on game gear, gameboy, nes, master systwm, tg16and atari 7800 where you play various games about the daily life of robin or the lawyer and solve puzzles between trial story cutscenes.

50 Shades Of Grey Review

note; my spelling is bad but this movie s-cked more
50 shades of graay
this is my reciew on 50 shades of grey
like the human centipede, its a movier that got 2 sequels that would never be made in any other year b4
so it starts with that put a spell on you song as someone runs and a guy gets dressed
its based on a book by some purvurt and was direcvted by Sam Taylor-Johnson who did a millikn littlre peices
oh f--k danny elfman did the msuic
he used to do good stuff like batman and pee weees big adventure
now hes in p0rn0
so i never saw this b4 byt my yugioh homie did and hated it
so it stars no one i heard of except Callum Keith Rennie and marcia gay harden(are these pr0n0 names?!)
so reviewers say it s-cked but it made a ot of cash
as a kid i had spiderman toys and my doc ock box said he was infamous
when i asked my mom what that measnt she said its famous for doing something bad
like the human centipede or this
so the main chick anna (like the train chick in yugioh zexal) goes to interview this guy named christian gray
liek adol christian from Y's on Master system?
btw i hear this movie has b0ning
so imma have to mention it a lot
forgive me
so they go through minor talk abut his stuff and much of it was used in the trailer like a p0rn0 film
i exercise, control, in all things
she asks if hes queer and he sez no and he sez he's not a goo guy or w/e
so he starts asking her questions and she sez shes in college or w/e and after graduation wants to move to societ seattle (where shadowrun on genesis happens)
huh, accordijng to wikepedia, there was gonna be a xxx verion of the books thats closer to the source material but universal stopped it
no one can make this p0rn0 but me!!
they also did svu, which is pretty close
in lebanon its rated 21+ and in french canada its 16+ cuz they are pdegenerates who think teens should watch p0rno
so at home she chats with her room mate about the grey guy (gruy?? )and later in class she chews his pen he gave her as phallllic pymbolism
later her freind is getting his art shown in some place and after dat she gets a call from someone who's bf busted his foot golfing(HOW?!!?) and they can't make it to annas graduation
then graymp is in the store with her like batman suddenly appearing and he helps her shop for tape and rope
oh anna works at the hardware store
she suggests coveralls to paint in and he suggests he does it naked
so after her art friend takes graywads pictures grayboy asks him if she has a bf and she sez no
she tells of her fam ona date and se her dad bit it and her mom had a lot of guys
so gary walks out and she follows and he  saves her from a buke going by ans he sez he isnt right forn her and dont need a gf
is this twilight?!
oh h-ll no
mark wahlburg tried to get the rights to this
wasn't boogie nights enuff?!
and the studio wanted ryan gosling for the lead
from pg breaker high to nc17 this
later grayhole sends anna some rare books and she goes drinking with her droogs
after a few drinks she calls him and acks drunk but he cares and sez hea comming to get her
a gy (ofh its her art friend) tries to b0ne her while both are drunk and graymo saves her
she wakes up in grays hotel room and gray sez he slept on da couch as "necrophililia is not his thing" and he changed her puked on clothes
he tells her she was in danger as she was drunk and suggests if he b0ned her sahe couldn't sit dfor a week
butt damage!!
he sez he dont do romance and his tastes are singular but she wants to see
so they make out a bit and come home to her room mate b0ning a guy, oh its grays bro
so later its another night(why is everything at night?! is this batman?!) and they ride in grayholes copter around seattle to 90s pop sounding song what r u waiting 4
how about waitingb for marraige?
don't wanna geet hiv!
so at his place he has her sign a legal thing and she asks if they gonna maek love
he sez he dont make love, he f--ksa, hard
what is this? mad tv/family guy?
he takes her to his playroom and sez she can go at any time
its some kinda SM dungeon like in Yugioh
almost an hour in and we get to introducing his fetish
but it dont seem to drag
it has some flow
he sez he wants her to willingly surrender to him
if she follows da rulez he rewards her and if not he punishes her
imagine if she wore the leather bikini naga wore in slayers?
so he gives her a place to spend da weekend and wants her to look over another contract that will have her legally define what she don't like doing when being f'd
also shes an innocent virgin and grayboy is shocked
what a degenerate
once at a yugioh tourney this furry was surprized imma virgin enen though i got a gf as he found it weird people dont just go around b0ning
well 3xxcuudse me for having class and morals
so gray b0nes anna and we see his a55 like tommy wiseau
they een got a cr-ppy song and bad editing
i do like the blue lighting like the bodyguard
but otherwiise tmmy's version wasnt as bad
soo after several mins of b0ning its the next day and she makes breakfast
it took an hour with adds to get to the 1st love scene
thern they take a bath together and we see her dark nips
after that he ties her arms together and is gonna b0ne her but grayboys mom comes over
they get dressed and she meets his stepmom as he was adopted
btw annas name is steele, like hunter steele from spidr riders
yugioh and spider riders
odd connections for a p0rn0
although there was a beyblade ep called last tango in paris
imagine grade schoolers looking thst up
what's superman's dad doin with that butter?! noooooooooooooo!!
after mom goes gray sez this is da 1st time she saw him with a chick and that 15 other chicks were with him
so he wonders why she gotta have her own room when they were in da same bed last night like normal people and he dont assnwer
so he drivs her home to music and on da way they stop in da woods where he reveals his moms friend made him her buttslave for 6 years and it turned him into a deviant
he sez when he gave up control he felt free and safe
those who give up a little freedom for a little security deserve neither; benjamin frenklin
wait, is this a metapphor for unions?
like a serbian film is a thing on communism?
so shes back home and garyboy sends her another gift and her roommate sez she seems different
she uses her new laptonp gift and aim chats with gray
then she leads the contract and moves to seattle and theres all these rules about what do do like no drugs or smokes and take birth control pills and no cheeting
this just keeps going on and on and on
and we're only half way through the movie
another 90 mins of slow sodomy
so at gyray place he ties her up and coovers her eyes and puts ice on her bod and eventually b0nes her
later they meet and go over the secks toys she consentws to and not and she dont now what a butt pllug is
so she goes to graduate and her fam comes by and grey gives a speech about helping the slum countries
at the party gray meets anas parents and later on grey gives anna a big red car
is that a ferrari mustang?
he sold her cr-pmobile and after she rolls her eyes her takes her in and spanks her a55
2 hours in b4 the SM
once in grade school, a teacher got married and asked if the class ad any questions
1 girl asked "are you into S B4 M? and he was like S b4 M?! and was smiling and almost chuckling at that question
grade school degenerates
so later that golf gf calls and sez sorry for missing ur graduation and theey talk about guys
so latwr annna is at home and her room mate notices her car keys
at grays place she sees her picturte in da paper wiith gray and it sez they are friends
friends dont f--k freinds
so thhey go to his SM dubgeoms and he slowly ties her up and eventually whips her a55itha horse thing to that crazy right now song they had in all ther trailoers
so eventually do do b0niing stuff and later dance b4 going to see grays sister and dad for dinner
btw this thing of an innocent girl turned into a degenerate by a guy f'd by a woman in his life was used in the adult anime Stepmother Sin
after dinner he spanks and makes out with ehr  as he was malcontent over her not mentioning she was from georgia or her fam was or w/e
she whines about not being in the same bed or not letting her touch him and she wants a normal relatonship but he dont know how do do normal stuff cuz hes a degenerate
just saw how this is a story about how normal people can be corrpupted by deviancy and ruined as now gray cant have a normal life as he;s obbsessed with his lusts
luke guys who get hooked on j-rkin off
so later he sez his birth mom was a crack wh--0re and went to h-ll wjen he was 4 and he dont recall her
so she goes to the confederacy to be with her golf gf homie
later gray comes by the south and hergolf gf likes him
anna  dont like gray being friends wth the cougar who made him a SM purvo and he gets her on a  glider trip that looks like something from a 60s movie about the 21st century
so then he goes back to seattle for a work thing and when she gets back he tieds her up and does slow mo whippings b4 eventually probably b0ning her
later they talk about why he wants to punish and hurt her and he dont wanna tell her why he has these deviancys
she dont wanna be punished and he sez hes 50 SHHADES of f;d up
she wants him to show her the worst so she can understand
remember in degrassi where darcy got fd and wanted to b0ne peter so it would make it right?
or miles finds out his butt buddy si a virgin and treis to b0ne him to make it right?
thats what this is doin
so he whips her and counts and she dont want him deviant a55 anynore
so she sez shes falling in love with him and he don like that as it might make him normal or w/e
later she wants her car back but its been sold so gray will write her a check
so she walks out and he comes for her but she sez no and he stops and the leevator closes and the credits roll
the end
wtf
thats it?
i thought it would be hard core
violence jack was worse as you see the hermaphrodites weener
it dont really end as much as just stop
we don't even really see what his dark secret or reason for the SM was
i mean thats what part 2 and 3 were for but i do 1 movie per seroes
but honestly, its not so bad
its not annoying or hateful or too bad
it doesnt drag and even though its like 3 hours and not much happens, its decent
sorta like alien 1 how the 1st half dont have much going on
the music and lighting was sorta 90s and its not as explicit as stuff like la blue girl or urotsukidoji or nami sos
i didn't hate it but ita not really my kinda movie
its not as bad as everyone sez
for 50 shades of grey 2 i want grey to he having issues with his sm thing and longing for anna back. she wants him back too but realizes he's got severe damage from his f'd up life. he wants to change but needs srs help. so he and anna go to the jungle to find this ancient temple with a legendary pool that can cure any issues of the soul. also its 1 16 bit beat em up on sega genesis, snes, ataRI jaguar, tg16 and gba where you play as either gray or anna and fight through animals and natives and cryptids as bosses.

Jack The Giant Slayer Review

Note: I spell giantic bad
Jack the giant slayer
this is my review on jack the giant sklayer from 2013(the years after the 1st robotech war)
its directed by byran siinger and stars the guy who was beat inx men 1st class, Stanley Tucci, Bill Nighy and ewan mcgregor from the less bad star wars films and no one else i know of
its based on the probably true  story of jack and the bean stalk which mickey mouse did one of
it f'd out at the box office and i've never seen it b4
so after a buncha logoz we get a kid in some castlevania hutt saying giants did thunder
its the zentraedi!!
quick! get the invid!!
his dad reads him a story of monks making magic seeds to reach God but found an inbetween area of giants
they came down and ate people and at the same time this  little girl is being read the same story by her mom
so da monks made a magic corwn that enslaved the giants and sent em home and tey cut the bean stalker
so the king who used the corwn bit it and hid his crown and its centuries kater i think
boy wants to be a kingsman and dad sez u gotta be of noble blood like that heath ledger movie and the girl is gonna be a queen
boys dad ses giants aint real byut boy thinks otherwse
btw giants were real and it sez so in the Bible except they were the kids of humans and fallen angels
thats why we had the flood
so we get the tiitle and its a decade later and jacks uncle sends him to sell da horse
in da city he sees a pplay of the giant story as i guess this is b4 they had shakesperer
waoh! its a midget!!
so thhese gguys try to b0ne this girl and boy jack saves her but its really the castle guards and jack is da princess (i mean chick is)
also jacks horse's cart got jacked
so at da castle this monk took something and he gives jack magic holy beans as collateral for the 10 coppers he owes the jack for the horse
jck dont think its worth it but monk sez dont get em wet(liek gremlins!!!) and monk gets da horse and bolts but gets caufght
jack goes home and uncle is p-ssed and sez monks got no cash and jack got f'd and knox the beans on da floor and under the boards and is gonna sell jacks dads sh-t
also chick is malcontent over king not giving her preedom when she might get fd by a buncha guys and other cr-p like alector in urotsukidoji 3
so the monk sez the kingdom shouldn't have jacked the beans from their place and  they from black magik and its dangerous but the bad guy shanks him offscfeen
so its night and unvle is out selling jacks rents cr-p and its raining as england has cr-ppy a55 weather and chick sstops by his place and they have chat
they act like they dont know who each otther are but talk about him saving her and he reveals he knowz and gives her the book they read 10 years agoo
then this huge tentackle busts through the floor like its urotsukidoji
jaxk gets out but the tentaackes trap princess in the  house and raise it sky high as jack gets on and back in
also jack hates heights and fakks off bt the tentaclee pants bump him so he dont splatter as he eventualy hits ground
he wakes up next day and the king and his dudes re there by the bean atalo andd 1 guard recognises jack
da guy princess is set to marry wants to go and uncle returns all JACK! WTF!? and jack and the boys go up da been stok to save the princess like super mario
I'm just gonna call it; one of the humans will turn on em to try to use the giants to take over
just like with edwards and the inorganics in robotech ii the sentinels
oh and da law sez princess has to marry royalty like Aladdin
btw i don't recall a princess from the jack story
wasnt there a goose that pooped gold eggs?
along da way, some men are hanging by a rope and get cut off
just like around 50 other movies did b4
so they get up there and find this weirrd land above the clouds and that princess wentb on further
they have a bit of crppy a55 english food as the rations were on the guys they cut and this scuzzy guy sez he can make jack dissappear so jack gives him some item(i think its da beenz)
on urth they find the bodirs of the guys who fell
shouldn't they be splattered like a pumpkin?
jack finds the book and busted branches and sez something grabbed princess
huh, John Kassir is in this from tales from the crypt keeper
so later the men get caught in a trap net and jack gets out hides underwater as this gianto comes oyut and gets grabs some guy
another guy (i dont know their names or who playe em and they dress da same) shanks da leg and gets kicked and giante takes em bothe as jacke followes
scuzzmo and a bad guy shove a guy off a cliff and bad guyb gets caught by a giant as scuzzmo protex imself with some item
so jacko finds this great valley and in a castle princess is being interrogated by 2 voices who sez shes a relative of th king who beat da giants
tuens out its a 2 headed giant and 1head is ret-rded and they can smell the kings blood in her(i assume he means dna)
thy have the other aught kingzmen alive (what is this? the 90s dub of sailor moon?! they got caught and wrern't actually iced?!) and want to know how to get down and ice a guy for mouthing off to them
So a giant wantys to eat da princess for cauching her and gets a mace to rhe face
then scuzzmo coes in wearing the crown and bends them to his will and is gonna use em to take over other kingdoms
including America as they mention viking myths of land across da sea
What year is this?!
I'd say between 1200 and 1400
Soviet England attacks again!
so later a giant is preparing a guy to be cooked (isnt this the Trolls movie?) and is gonna cook em alive
jack gives a guy in a taco a blade and he gets oput in da oven and cuts himself out
gotin trys to chiop up princess but jack ets a knfe and jumps and shanks him from above
he spazzes out and fall into a wal knife 1st and bites it amd they save the oven guy
so on urth the king is advised to chop down the cherry tree or w/e
jack advises thar scuzzomo or w/e was gonna take over da ingdom and her running away helped stop it and they berry the gut wo the gianta iced
so later they put a beehive in a  giants helmet and run as this small bugs have an effect on this huge monster and he falls off a cliff
the good knight over guy stays behind to get back the crown and gives jacko an emblem to show he's one of them and jack and girl escape
where are all the girl giants?
maybe they are hermaphrodites abd only look male?
so king starts choppin the tree in his saint saiya gold knight armor and his men help
up in da sky, jack and princess make out and look diwn at da urth like in superman
so how does the sun work with this sky land?
is it another realm like in urotsukidoji?
so scuzzy brings his zentraedi atmy and oven kniight ambushes him and they have a death match in an underground river
scuzz is hanging odfd a waterfall and torments over guy by knifing his hands but over guy gets him with a shank and he bites it
but b4 oven guy can gte back da crown, 2 heads grabs him and wears the crown like a ring
sorta like the regent getting iced and edwards taking over the invid
on urth the beano stalko spazzes out and oven knight jumps and grabs it as it falls
as it goes down, jack and girl swing on a vine and land in a haypile as oven knight jumps in da moat as it busts a bit of da castle
chick reunites with king and tells him how scuzzmo betrayed them
king thanks jack for saving his girl and jack sez bye to princess
so is that beanstalk evil?
imagine if people ate it and devolved into scorpian apes
so da jjiants find the beans scuzzy took and plant em on their sky island(like angel island in sonic 3?) and they go up a bit, then down for some reason
shouldn't it go to heavenn and they fight Angels?
on utrth jack sees the beans comming and rides his ghorse whhich came bak to tell da king and his men
then the giantts come running in and chase em while taking out the kings mebn
if only they had veritechs
so they run to the castle and the soldiers prepare for mortal kombat and have flaming arrows and a moat full of oil
violence jack jumps on the moving drawbridge and billy 2 heads jumps on but gets arrowed and bites it in the firey moat
wait, he fakes it and swims around
i was wondering how that could ice him
where are all the mages?
if magic beans are real then can't they cast spells?
so somehow the giants get grappling hooks and pull on the draw birdge
king tells princess to escape and light a warning beakon to the other kingdoms and jack to help
they go through hidden areas and the humans use ballistas to pull the bridge back
da giants throw flaming trees atb the city o caslte or w/e and humans sniper em with a repearting crossbow
giants bust the crowwssbows with thrown cr-p and this reminds me of that game with red and blue  plastic soldiers where you set up a small castle and an enemy side and fire stuff at it to trigger the rubber band pieces that bbust
i think its called seige
so 2 bad gets in the casyke and looks for princess and chaes em as it busts tthe place
juant grabs em and is gonna eat jack but jack throws a magic bean in his throaw and it grows outta him and wates him sorta like edwards in the genesis pit in robotech
so da giants gets through the bridge and king closes te gates but they get by dat and the beans grow outta the castle and bust it
da giants go on their knees and jack comes out with da crown controlling em
make em seppuku!!
then jack reads the story to his kids saying the guants went home, king let princess marry a non royal, and tells them the giant strory as a montage shows the crown becoming the crown in soviet england today
that was a good twist having this story and the previous one of the 1st king being long ago legends
the end
well, i liked it
its not awful
its got good charm, fun, coolness, action, not too gory or edgy but enough for dat pg13
the king wasnt shown as evil as most movies to today
good effects and sorta bada55
good reinvention of a classic story
I think it turned out well and worked
it takes a lot of stuff from other shows but i think it uses em well
not a bad way for 2 hours
Oh and jack getting the crown to stop the giants was 1st done in Robotech II The Sentinels where they stopped the Invid Brain to stop the Inorganics
for jack the giant slayer 2 i want it to be the 2030s and the giants have developed their own kinda bio tech outta mutating plants to beome vehicles and weapons and wage an attack on da urth. they bst of most of the human cities but the humans fight back with diesel powered mech suits that use a modified agent orange to burn away the plant wapons and armor. Its also a 128 bit Dreamcadt, PS2, Xboxx and GameCube game where you play as a bada55 female pilot in a mech who goes on missions to fight off the gisnts and their organic magic tech.

Yogi Bear Review

Note: I spell worse than the average bear
Yogi Bear
This is my review on Yogi Bear friom 2010(the year of the 1ast robotech war)
i never saw this b4 but wattchied the 20th century cartoons in the 90s
but i never saw yo yogi
so it starts in jellystone park where the super volcano is gonna wipe out da urth and make us go promal rage 1 day and yogi f's a ppiccnicker for their basket
then title
the ranger is malciontent ovver things in tthe part aand not being so high  on the totom pole
so yogi sets up a trap for the next basket to be launched to him
as a fam comes the ranger gets there and sez there was a complaint about them and that bears should avoid people
then the basket flies by and yogi gets face pied
later a blonde  who knows wild nature ssh-t comes by to film a nature doc and wants to do it on yogi
so latr da mayor of w/e state this is in is gonna go governer and the thing is running outta cash
so he decides to f oveer jellystone for cash
so this stars dan aykroyd from crossroads, justin timberlake from some gasy bad in the 90s and anna faris from scaryu movie
so yogi falls on his fat a55 trying to jack a pic a nic basket andranger introduces yogi and boo boo to blonde wo trys speaking bear to em as she lived with bears for 6 months
is that a thing on grizzly man? the idiot who wanted to prove huans can live in peace with wild animald by living in alaska with bears?
he was eaten alive!
literally!!
Worst Crossover: Yogi Bear Vs Grizzly Man!
btw yogi and booboo are cg in a huan wotld like the sonic movie
so then mayor mcaids comes by saying the park burns more cash than it makes and if it dont make more cash, it can be reused for other stuff
and they got 1 week to get 30 000 $
and the proms tomorrow!!
then we hear weird al''s lasagna song as yogi and booboo live in a cave and yogi slapped together some cr-ppy air thing to snatch pic a nic baskets
so ranger comes by for missing fishing poles and wants yogi to stop stealing
in samurai times they used theives for sword testing
so rangger and his minion go up through da park to find blonde and ranger smith (like agent smith from the increasingly cr-ppy matrix movies?) has dinner with her
then yogi comes in with 100 $ he got from the park donation box
after a dance to baby got back, he trys to coome up with ideas to help the park but smith wants yogi to stay out of the thing
so blonde sees a season pass for 50 $ for a year, camping fees included and wants to doa 100th anniversery thing foor da park
blonde reorders the letters on a plane thing for a restaurent to advertize it and they try adverizing
mayor talks to disgruntled mintion in a sandwitch board who thinks these ideas s-ck and gets him to work for him to f the smith plans to becoome the 1st in command
but he was a boy scout and has more honor than becoming a starscream
huh, this movie got butt hammered by critics but made a lot of cash
so ranger smith tells malcontent it took him 12 years and this pushes him over the edge and he shoots yup the place, i mean, turns against him
so yogi cant resist his urge to jack food and has booboo handcuff him to a tree
after spazzing out he gets free
later malcontent ranger tells lies aboutr smith to trick yugi into f ing with agent smith, who i wanna call ranger gord after the red green show character.
then the song by poison: nothing but a good time, plays as yogi does a watch skiing thig
he sets hs cape on fire and spazzes out as rangger gord catches his fire baton from hittomg the fireworks
but tthey get hit and go off anyway and go at the crowd
its the zentraedi!! they've come for the protoculture!!
so things look f'd and ranger gord is gonna give up like in every movie like this
so gord goes and yogu is gonna give up on acting like a humanoid and live like a filthy wild animal eating animals he kills and poops on
malcontent ranger tunes up the vehicle he wanted to ride, like riki-oh ditching his evil twin bro to be a rch kid with a trycycle(this is canon. i read the manga) and drives in a circle
meanwwhile, smith is workking in the city cleaning up trash(is this soviet california? watch out for aids needles!!) and mayor tells starscream hes gonna clear out da trees
so yogi is trying to be average(which is pretty low if you look into it) and booboo gets him not to be but trees are being f'd down and yugi gets dressed with the superman theme
so yugi and bobo get to the city on a train and yogi gets butt hammered by a fence while getting in
in the city they f things up and meet angent smith and say sorry for not being caring of others
smith realizes the mayor is gonna do logging in da parek and gives up but yugi gives a speech to get him into it
they go back and see blonde freaking out a guard saying she lived with gorillas (and was probably b0ned by em) and knows primal rage
ranger smith sez sorry and they reconsile and they look through her footage to find boobooz et turtle is from an extinct race and as its endangered, the loggers cant cut.
wait, hes the last of his kind, and the chosen one, who can save his homeland?
what is this? breath of fire?!
so yogi lets it slip the turntle is in his lair and ranger gord gives up
but its ust a trap as he knows the forrest and drive to get it
starscream gets the turntle and outs it in a picnic basket and yogi uses his glider thing he macguyvered outta cr-p to drive off a cliff and fly over
so mayor aid sez to staarscream hes gonna log the park and whack the turtle and stalls for time as yogi sky dives to take the basket to save da turtle
and yogi's pickicn basket jacking sklls saved the day
so the glider f'd out and they use an eject raft to land in the river and yogo pulls in ranger gord and blonde who try to pull them to shore
yogi sends them to the rapids too avoid the baddz and they go over the falls but land in a tree branch thats always growing outta the falls
so then starscream comes by and sez sorry and atones for his sins by committing seppuku
jk he drives em back but mayor sez he's gonna get rid of da turtle and after a football thing, aid gets it and maoyr sez they has no eveidence to stop him
so the turtle gets away by using its yoshi tongue and mayor givs his campairgn video but ranger gord puts in the video booboo took of his tirade to expose him
the turlte found its way there and shows up next to them in front of da news and people and he's done
blonde jumps on aid like a snow leopard and i guess she's a furry and nd ranger and yogi say they like eachother as they are and to be happy as yourself
so people come to da park to c da trurtle and yoogiiss still jacking their baskets
blonde is into ranger and they're probaly gonna breed and have a dozen kids
yph ghi dives by with a  few picnic tables on his cart and ranger gord chades him
then credits to animation and 00s music
the end
that was not so bad
nice lite innocent family movie
no swearing or nude scenes or gore or deviants
just a nice lite story
yeah its not gone with the wind or ben hur or birth of a nation
but its not awful
its a decent movie thats somewhat entertaining and has a few good ideas
if you got kids or liked the cartoons of it as a kid, this is for tyou
for yogi bear 2 i want poachers to come for the turtle and once he's iced, the park gets burned down. so yogi moves in ith ranger and blonde in the city and meets a new crew of animal homies in the city a he trys to be cool and trendy and having slice of life adventures in the city and living in an apartment with ranger and blonde. also its a dating simulator game on nes, gameboy, master system, game gear, tg16 and atari lynx where you play as yogi in a lime green jacket and try to find a girl bear to breed with while solving crimes and fighting ninjas.