Town Tamer Review

 Note: I spell anti tame

Town Tamer

This is my review on Town Tamer from the distant future year to stalin of 1965 (40 years before Transformers The Movie and some Robotech Comics)

Its directed by Lesley Selander who did nothing I saw

It stars Dana Andrews from Kit Carson\The Ox-Bow Incident\The North Star\Three Hours to Kill\the 60ds The Twilight Zone, Terry Moore from Gaslight\Mighty Joe Young\The Great Rupert\King of the Khyber Rifles\da 50s Daddy Long Legs\Cast a Long Shadow\da 60s Batman\Going Overboard, Lon Chaney Jr from Manfish/My Favorite Brunette/The Ghost of Frankenstein/The Wolf Man/Of Mice and Men/Jesse James/law of the lawless/Young Fury, Bruce Cabot from King Kong\Fury\The Last of the Mohicans\Sundown\Angel and the Badman\McLintock!\Law of the Lawless\The Green Berets\Chisum\Big Jake, Richard Arlen from Wings (which has a really cr=ppy hero and story but good effects)Tiger Shark\Island of Lost Souls\the 30s Alice in Wonderland\Law of the Lawless\Waco, Barton MacLane from The Walking Dead\the 40s Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde\the 40s The Maltese Falcon\The Half-Breed\Law of the Lawless\I Dream of Jeannie, Richard Jaeckel from The Dirty Dozen/The Green Slime/Chisum/Airplane II: The Sequel, Jack Kelly from Cult of the Cobra/Forbidden Planet/ the 60sd Batman/the 70s The Incredible Hulk/The Violent Men, Philip Carey from the 50s Calamity Jane, Sonny Tufts from The Seven Year Itch, DeForest Kelley fron the 50s Warlock\Night of the Lepus\Star Trek 01 to 06\Star Trek\Star Trek: The Animated Series, Jeanne Cagney from Yankee Doodle Dandy, Don "Red" Barry from Seven Men from Now\the \50s Warlock\Law of the Lawless\The Shakiest Gun in the West\The Cockeyed Cowboys of Calico County\The Swarm, Richard Webb rom A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court\Three Hours to Kill\A Star Is Born, Bob Steele from Of Mice and Men\The Big Sleep\No Name on the Bullet\Rio Bravo\Six Black Horses\McLintock!\Hang 'Em High, and a buncha guys not on soviet candy a55 back door banana crammer usosuki maruta suki okama suki maoh suki jigoku suki commie stoner vegan hippe liar soy boy beta male wikipedia or that i aint seen in anything.

i never saw this b4 but its on grit

so it starts with paramount logo and kansas in 1870 somwthing in kansas anda guy in a black hat meets a guy about a letter black hat got offering 2000$  and the smoker he's talking to wants him to waste a marshall for him

so its an assassination like THEY did to mararyn monroe and michael jackson

so at night this guy and his woman are walking at night andthe guy knows a man is after him and she b--ches about having to move from town to town for 5 years as he sed this would be the last one

so in the darkness the assassin fires and hits the guy named tom's woman and runs off and its like in the 90s spider man how j johan jameson was told to kill a story and he didnt and THEY sent a hitman who aimed at JJ but nailed his woman and since then he didnt trust men in masks after the masked hitman iced his woman

then there was an adventurous song thats upeat and not really fitting this last scene and credits and title

then 2 years later hes in montan a to get away from the kansas city f=ggitz and he's talking with a blonde and sez her husbands partner workss with this guy who owns something

the cart gets to town and cowboys fire their guns in da air like they a trye player witch dont rhyme unless you cant speak english and are probably devolved

2 gun firers are contfronted by the sherrif weho beats 1 out and makes the other pick him up and arrests em but they only were hassing the cart for maybe being from texas

bones from star trek is the blondes husband and she dont like him and he cr-ppily slaps her but a guy kung fu fights him and beats his a55 out

do the spinning bird kick!

so main guy comes in and is gonna get this piece of land a55 and meets a guy and is gonna be a sherrif to this max max town where they ice a guy every hour on the hour(and its almost the hour) and they need gaijin to make the railroad

he's getting paid hundreds of achers of land to tame the town like a slave or a dog or an irish and elsewhere the assassin meets the smoker and the people dont know of it

smoker boss sez the railroad is comming and they wanna get the peoples money and bleed the town, so when they're through, the giv might as well gve it back to the indians

which nowadays would make em the good guys but back tehn we had brains

main guy stops by in a black hat and tells smoker he's gonna be here for a while and smoker has his minion tail him

tom the main guy comes in and meets the sherrif named parker like peeder parker from spiderman before disney devolved it and sez hes gonna raise horses a55es

they meet the deputee who sez to watch out as hes not wearing a star and i realized the town icing people is like abashiri family

tom meets lon chaney gx and offers him 1000 $ for the land andthen goes up to 1200$ and is turned tdown and lon sez his land is the best around as he's not getting it sold to him and sells him a horse

so he goes to check out the land and we're liek nearly 0 mins in with add and that felt like nothing

a sniper fires on him and misses and a gunfigth breaks out between a rile and pistol and as sniper who i think is deputee reloads, tonm books it on his horse

they gunfight and the horse falls over but buth are ok and the tom sends him running with a few shots and walks back and tells the lon chaney he lost his horse

lon shows him another horse and offers to sell him it for 100$ when its worth 500$ and lon knows tom is here to fix the town andlon chaney is the mayor and probably has powers from his dad being the phantom of the opera and alonzo the armless

tom gors to the casino or salloon and joins a card game without augmented reality like in yugioh zexal with anna and her big heavy trains

tom offers his 1200$ thing for the land and mccoy from star trak dont got enought to match butis confident and when tom shuffles bones loses and is gonna take it outside but when smoker sez to read the name on the deed he backs off

mccoy is so p-ssed off in here, like hes a frenchie or something

also this is in proper fullscreen and in color but slightly faded

smoker and i thjink his minion talk about how in kansas toms woman got iced and hes sed to have lost his nerve

if i only had d noive

in this eating place, this big man somes in and fights tom but tom beats the black offa him til hes whiter than michael jackson and busts up the eating place

big a55 beats on tom but the waitress or w/e pulls a shotgun and shoots her own ceiling to get his attention as the place is already f'd and sends him off and tends to tom

the dr fizes up tom and mayor lon mccheeze sez they had an election and it didnt turn out well and he dont wanna trust vigilantes as they can do wrong and use their powers for personal gain like unions or the mafia

deputee comes in and accuses tom of picking on people and mayor stands up for him and dr sez big man started da fight and deputee sez he dont want tom in town and leaves

smoker has bones use his woman to find out about tom and learn who sent him and why and its like with kunoichi or female ninja going to get info

bones tells his woman to do the mission and i think he dont want em b0ning but she only knew him was talking on the coach with him

she sez hi to him and he swings around, pulls his gun, and blows her head off, jk the last one was fake

she thanks him for aiding her in the cart and asks him questions and he knows its her husband who asked her and she sez hes a killer and when he sez her husand is sh-t she spazzes out and slaps him

he counters with a backhand like sidney poitier and she slams on the ground, gets oup and spits a mouth fll of blood and teeth out

jk really he takes it and the bad guys meet and plan to try to isuse the law to get the guy who can stop em and end their evil, like the commies against Trump

1 guy asks tom why he came and tom sez he wnt like his answer and tom goes to the salloon to talk to smoker who sez its another year/town and main guy tom sez hes here to ice smoker but smoker sez hes not responsible foricing the woman

tom sez smoker paid for it and even thought he said he came to ice him, he didnt say he was gonna do it, like saying, i came to buy this pop, but then buying milk, so the smoker sez "you heard the threat" and has him arrested

i think he beats out the deputee and dont get arrsted and goes back to his land and bone's woman comes by his lanch at 640 acers and they talk of what he'd raise

they ride around to nice music and talk of his woman and she talks of how bones got her to come and she found out hes sleeze and she cant go back even thoughb thr prodigal son came back from worse

smoker tels big a55 to get tom to attack him so big a5 can beat him dead and smoker sez this honorable Christian was wholesome but when his dog was kicked he nearly iced a dude

thats ret-rded, dont throw away your salvation for a beast w/o a soul!

later mccoy sez to tom he horse is f'd and whden he goes to see it he seez lon chaney beat out and big a55 with a blood coated knife after cutting open the horse offscreen and maybe b0ing its guts

as big a44 advances on him with a blood soaked knife, he puts a bullet in him and then ends his horse but the deputee arrests tom

at the trial the judge isviased against him liek that gaijin on Trump and treis to railroad him but some guy stands up for tom saying how he'd have done the same

tom sez bones sent him to the stable and accuses smoker of sending him, then mccoy oman sez biga55 came at him with a knife and he took him out like rittenhouse on those criminals who tried to ice him and tom is found not guilty

afterward mccoy beats his woman like hes an irish or indian or something and tom saves her and slaps mccoy around but wifr sez she wants to be left alone

tom tells smoker i mean the guy who hired himthat the mayor and his droogs wanna hire vigelantes and boss dont want him to cuz it'll make no one wanna come to town

tom tahnks marhall or sherrfi of w.e for aiding him in the trial and he sez the wife did it and sez some cr-p about reiring

also tom wants to get boss hire wife as a secretary

sherrif talks with smoker about how he sided with the enemy in the trial and he sez he needed some semblance of law, also sherrif is the one who capped toms woman and now tom thinks sheffrif is on his side

tom meets guys wanting to start a vigeliante committe and lon sez its needed as the law is not held but tom sez they lead to worse things and to do it by legal means instead

lon sez they aint got time and after a guy asks why tm came to town he leaves

tm ges to the calloon and tells off the new deputee about being a bushwacker and pulls off his badge, then tells a sniper with a rifle liek j fk and harambe what else o i have to say "you'll not shoot fast nough with that"

smoker sez tom will get it like in kansas and tom leaves and sherrif sez hes trying to make smoker attak him so he can counter ice him in self defence but thats not how smoker works and he has dudes for it and tom knows

so some railroad workers get paid and 1 is told he'd not get it so he'd not spend it on booze but ghe whnes and gets it, then blows it on cards and makes a scene

later mrs bones but not the sega saturn game where they didnt wanna make jokes about b0ning works and is glad for it

so the railroad guys are malcontent and wanna have an uprising against smoker and go to his salloon but 1 malcontent grabs a gun ponted at hi and smoker caps one or 2 and the rest flee

i assume they are gonna grind up the capped guys into dinner for the salloon to serve andthe tom comes in and smoker se he was defendign himself from a mob

tom points out the aleged mob didnt have guns and when marchalls sheffurl sez the town and railroad will be p-ssed at this but tom sez if smoker owns the courts and system then theres no point arresting him

totally not like the gov opening fire on people alking around a gov building in peaceful protest with a few malcontents planted

lon talks with the boss about using vigelantes to clean up the town and  boss dont want it cuz it'll f up the town rep and smoker makes badges to deputize all his goons so its legal and offers 2500ATKpoitns to ice the tom as he counts as a vieglante, like president hussein changing the rles to let all males over 17 count as enemies so collateral damage is officially lower in his drone attacks on gaijin

marshall sez how he knew a guy sent to ice a guy for 2000Def points and missed and iced a woman, then goes to tell tom to watch out cuz theres a bounty on his head like one piece with the banana cramma okama

the next day the vigelantes come over in a force and have rifles and sez they are here to arrst himbut smoker sez "we're the law" like judge dredd says I am da laww! and it devolves into a gunfight with people beign capped one by one inclusing lon chaney shippuden

wait, lon got it in the arm and is ok and the tominator gets him to the dr where lon sez hal the force didnt show up

tom seez boss who fires him for not stopping the vigilantes andn  tom goes to do what he was made to do and why he came to this wretched little town, but now we shall witness, its dismemberment! galvatron:! nooooooooooo

tom meets 2 guys who come at him for the bounty and he easily caps em like he's rei in hokuto no ken who slices past jagi's thugs in the hokuto no ken movie

shefrif sez hes not arresting him cuz he told him of the bounty and mccoy is chucked outta the salloon for drinking too much cuz hes an irish

then he confronts the boss for talking with his woman and as he's drunk after behind shoved he pulls a gun and caps boss cuz hes a devlved irish that is surplus to requirements

mccoy is arrssted and sez "i was drunk, i didn;t knwo what i was doing" and finds thejudge is on smokers pay but mccoy was canned by smoker

a lynch mob is gonna string him up like joe smith and smoker has his goons on the roofs like its a grassy knoll fgona send j fk to h e double ireland where his ind belongs

the vigelantes regourp with lons arm in a sling and he expects to use a shot gun with 1 arm but he knos the snipers are there, but this time they got guns

why didnt they ahve gusn the 1t time?! freeking mongo rloids!

tom is gonna try something and doctor sez not to as the bads would ice him and he goes in anywayto challenge smoker to a battle wher both know he can get 1 bullet out and end smoker

sherrif reveals hes the one who iced toms wife and the stonefaced tom shows damage and takes out a buncha guys as does the sherrif including the smoker

tom gets it in da gut and i think he nailed sherrif with fatal fury and lumbers out to tell em smoker is sucking faegs in h-ll gov'nuh

so they get tom to the dr who fixes him up and he's gonna be ok and just needs soem rest liek a f--king 90s dub of an anime where no one can die and mccoys woman coems to see him and  i missed a part where the railroad guys iced mccoy offscreen and someone said it but i wasnt paying attention.

the end

that was pretty good

its not endless action but a sllow burn and a good build and release of pressure

like the 1st x men movie

good story and acting and the music works

good fake out of looking like the main guy will get it and the happy ending like in Witchboard

it goes by at a good pace and holds attention with nice flow and no drag

glad I saw this one, I was gonna stay up til noon watching Transformers but chose not to and went on to wake up in time to review this one

For Town Tamer 2 I want the main guy and wife to be getting ready to marry but 1st they gotta meet her fam and the trip there is going across a desert with scorpion people arising and coming after em and they gotta blow em off with shot guns. Also its a 32 bit light gun game on Sega Saturn, 3DO and Playstation where you play as 1 or 2 players and move the cross ahirs around and blow out scorpion people who live in da urth and wanna use you to vivisect and fidn how to fight your kind when they plan to attack.

Heavenly Sword Review

Note: I spell heavenly like hash

Heavenly Sword

This is my review on Heavenly Sword from the distant future year tojfk before THEY harambe'd him, of 2014 (The year of the Malcontent Uprisings in Roboteh)

its directed by Gun Ho Jung whos not o back door, soy boy, beta male, candy a55, frooty booty, monkey junkie, cripple nipples, chimpus olympus, aids bag, commie soviet wikipedia

its based on a video game I never played and stars Alfred Molina (Who candy a55 wikipedia mentins is born Alfredo Molina, like Alfred and Alfredo are 2 different names, like Chris and Christopher or Ev and Evie) from Maverick\Species\Boogie Nights\Spider-Man 2\The Da Vinci Code\Angels & Demons\Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time\Justice League\Law & Order: Special Victims Unit\the 2009 Yes, Virginia\Law & Order: LA\Robot Chicken\Drunk History\American Dad!\Feud: Bette and Joan\Big City Greens\Harley Quinn, Thomas Jane from Buffy the Vampire Slayer the movie\The Crow: City of Angels\Face/Off\The Thin Red Line\Deep Blue Sea\The Mist\Scott Pilgrim vs. the World\Robot Chicken, Ashleigh Ball from Stickin' Around\Iron Man: Armored Adventures\Dinosaur Train\My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic\Superbook\Littlest Pet Shop\Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures\Dinotrux\The Deep, Barry Dennen from Fiddler on the Roof\Jesus Christ Superstar\The Shining\The Dark Crystal\Trading Places\Justice League: Throne of Atlantis\the 60s Batman\Batman: The Animated Series\Animaniacs\Batman Beyond\Avatar: The Last Airbender\Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Nolan North from Ultimate Avengers\Superman vs. The Elite\Transformers: Prime\Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles\Ultimate Spider-Man\Hulk and the Agents of S.M.A.S.H.\Pig Goat Banana Cricket\The Mr. Peabody and Sherman Show\Voltron: Legendary Defender\Power Rangers: Super Legends\Star Trek Into Darkness\Malcolm in the Middle\Modern Family\Pretty Little Liars, and some guys in cr-p i never saw

so after logos and credirswe get a narrator saying theres a goddess said to be born of man and will use the heavenly sword as this red sonja wanna be fights guys

narrator sez the free always choose peace over war(WRONG!) but his people didnt choose and wwre ruled by te raven lord who f'd things up in his conquests but a warrior came from th heavens with a blde ad slew him and vanished

also the animation went to a 2d style but sorta cel shaded

so the sword caused people to go mental and fight over it and this group guards it

then title

also; how would te heavenly sword do against the Golden Axe?

so in this temple this red sonja chick nariko helps this chick picked on by guys and te guy sh-ts on her for being a f up and takes a shank at her but she gets him at knifepoint and tells him to say sorry but he dont to people w/o rents as shes notin the klan

the headmaster of the temple comes in and  the bully lies that she started it and hid the dager they were taunting the chick wirth

her dad tells her not to mix with the warrior class and b--ches at her for talking back to the master and she goes off and headmaster sezshe could be good if she trained but dad thinks shes useless like pedulum monsters in yugioh

later bully tells off main chick for trying to be the son her dad waned and shes like "so r u" like with vasquez in aliens

the chick he picked on nearly crossbows him but wasnt gonna end him as shes kinda psycho but then the temple is attacked and men to arms  but the chick is missing and main chick shanks a few guys

the animation has been cg like a ps2 curscene andthers bloodand its smewhat good

psycho chick j fks a few guys with a crossbow andmain cick saves the bully whos surprized and she sez the klan protects its own as they are fam

after the invasion is quelled her dadshows em king bohans army heading for em whos traie to be a honorable fighter but didnt have honor and tried to sank a guy after a fight but was countered and lost an eye in a cel shaded cutscene and went off to get revenge

so after poisoning hi king and maybe dad, he became king and wants to be a god instead of a king and wants the heavenly sword and now its back to cg

he tells em he will spare em if they surrender the heavenly sword and wull reward em andseconds later fires huge grenades in atepults at the temple

head guy and main chick and dad go to this hidden hutt and gte the heavenly sword and give it to main chick to protect and keep from bohan as they saw her fighting with a regular blade

the dad is gonna lead the bohan off on a whld goose chase and let her escape and dad brings the psycho chick ith him as she struggles not ot be bought

main chick comes out and sees the burning area an it starts blowing out and the music gets all "ahhhhhhhhh" like a xena ep and she runs across a brigdge as ninja chase her but the bridge gets f'd by a cate[ult thing and she escapes

this guy on a horse comes by and knows her name and i think its the king and wants the sowrd or he'd end her as he ended her fam and reveales the psycho chick was her sister

also she was the 1st born girl in the fire horse year and his dad vanished for months after her birth to b0ne other chicks to have more kids to have a better kid like breeding pokemon to get one with good stats

also on the last day was a son and he was b0ning chick w o c with out consent and the mom of the son of the b--ch faked her death and ran off to a fishing village and the chosen one is a blacksmith but main chick dont believe him

and the only thing that can stop him is the heavenly sowrd in the chosen ones hands and wants o get it fro  her and sez everythings f'd and theres no reason to fight on

she gets the blade and figures is thers nothing to live for might as well go out fighting

they fire on her with arrows and she runs off the cliff and boman or w/e the bad guys name is yells no like an anime and we get narration to cel shaded animation of dad having his woman poop out their kid in a tent and hes bummed she was a chick

also the headmaster i thnk trained her to be a warrior and we get ore cg and then we see hr waking up by a fire with rango from rango walking by

the psycho chick is there and somehow survived and sez she pulled her out the river and i gotta say, that psychico chick who has kind of a catgrl thing going talks like gollum from lord of the rings

she followed her and left the clan and heard bohan say that they had the same dad and her mom told her already as she almost eats a lizard which isn;t kosher!

she never said anything over the years cuz fdad didnt wanna be her dad and now they wanna get the heavenly sword to the brother whos the chosen one and this is turning more like lord of the rings with bringing a metal thing to somewhere to stop a bad guy

this horse guy comes by and catgirl spazzes around and flips like a power ranger and fires a crossbow and i think its a repeating one aith a hatting thing on it and this is seeming like berserk ut less b0ning and sodomy and male h00king

the crossbow wastes him and impresses main chick and they go off on the iced guys horse the next day, so i guess they carjacked him

they get to some wasteland in the day and main chick asks about cat ears hat grls mom and she sez dad gave her gold and mom was nice and somethng of a fox and that a fox came to ice her but the fox iced her mom as mom hid her and she watched

main chick comforts her and then we seemore people iced by kin brogan men  and the sisters are watchon from a higher place thinking they are too late

eventually man chick comes out and cuts through em with her hir flooshing around and cat sister j fk ing em from above

they ask and find the other end of town has the black smith and they tell the people who survived to book it and these half syblings fighting something reminds me of Saint Seiya

they dont find him ut theres no blood and ody and they find a trap door and in it is a geezer whos the black smith and thw wife recognizes them as their dads kids and sez her son loki booked it and went to the north east to find fortune

then above em is some skimpy dressed chick looking like someting outta star wars and shes got snake features like THEY who own things do and hide and listened and left her grunts to end em

the duo slice through em and go on and snake chick comes out and fights em at a dock and this eel wraps around main chick and drags her under

cathat is gonna siper but the bow is pulled away by snake chick's whip and they fight with snakeula strangling cat hat with the whip but gets main chick comming up on a water wheel and throwing the sword into her chest between her b00bs

as she bits it she sez she told the villagers the king will reward them for outing the one king wants as king are often evil like henry vii or charles

cat hat sez da sword saved her and mighrt not be evil bt main chick sez she felt its power and it f'd with her soul and will eventually ice the user like that gun in angel cop that nearly broke her arm

so they go on a journey maybe to the west and find his city and think bohan dont know hes there as hes not racin to get there and they gotta find loki before bohan f's the city cuz its so huge

they grind rails like sonic and take out enemies as they cross the lava pit and main chick spazzes out from sensing something and its the sword devolving her or w/e

some ninja go on a cart gondala across the lava around the fortress andthe dup hang on undrneith and cat hat snipers guys as the ninja on it take others out before the du take out the ninja working for da king

cathat holds a rope and lowers i man pulls up main chick and she realizes this is the kings realm andthe brother works for him and dont know hes gonna end him like how govs plan to remove those who follow em when their use is over like in the ussr or cuba or the maruta one or india

they see the dad is alive and being dragged along and the others might be alive and  they see the headmaster being whipped and used for slave work breaking rocks

the duo saves him after a union foreman i mean slave driver whips him and sez faster or he'd be tomorrows stew, which imlies cannibalism, but thats natural, animals do it, it doesnt matter who you love(to eat)

headmaster sez they tortured dad and the dup brings headmaster on  to this inner dark place and are told dad is guarded at all times

main chik ends the guards and they find dad and he's p-ssed that she brought the sowrd and he didnt ask to be rezcued, like how WE didn't ask to be Made by The Lord and get butt hurt when things go wrong instead of being greatful of out gifts.

nariko has enough of his cr-p and stabs him in the man parts andc says "that's for the women you forced your spurm into when I wasn't enough"

jk really they reveal that they came for the son he never knew he had and he sez he was doing the right thing for the klan and wont appologize to them but then sez sorry and sez he's going to h-ll for it and cat hat slaps him to not let the 1st touch b a hug and they reconsile

he sez to go find their brother and aarzak, save the world and bits it but man chick puts her hands on him and theres this ki thing and she has a spazz out from the wrord and he's alive

he is surpirzed and tells her never to do it again and to leave em but she brings the villagers ot temple people and to the trolley or gondola or w/e and cathat ends the guards

dad sez the bully from b4 sacrificed himself to save the klan and nariko and cat hat go to the forge to where the army gets its weapons and sees a manly guy about to be executedand these guys who brought him in for the reward

theres thi fat devolved guy who seems kind ret-rded and hs big t-ts and is in SM Gear and they are given a garbage bag of gold that i ont think they can carry

the geezer who handles things there sends a bird with a note to the king and king sez the chosen one will get it and they return to the area

the ret-rded guy i think is the kings son which i assume is involving inbreeding like elites are known to do, or as its also known; keepng it in the family, and loki sez he never knew his dad and looks like a hetero castlevnia guy

el ret-rdo is gonna chopp him up but cat hat fites arrows into him and loki pulls outta the guys holding him and nariko and loki waste the guys

nariko fights ret-rded guy in his turntle armor and drops the sword and when she gets it back the devolved guy slams ger and goes around like sonicon a deviant art post

she pulls off his armor and when he somehow rolls at her like knuckles, she hits him and he rolls off the edge and pas his dad who screams Nooooooo like an anime aas his probably ill concieved son falls to his end

is this a thing on how in asia the girls are seen as inferior to sons and they either trhow em away, chp em up or let em bite it for a better chance at a son?

cuz thats why the maruta have thouands upon thousands less chicks and the guys gotta import gaijin to breed with and devolve their protoculture as well as having mixed kids who asian countries hate cuz they are f--kin racist

the du tells loki they are his sisters and their dad is master shen like in dragon ball but really hes the craine hermet and hes the chosen one

hes glad to have sexy sisters and i guess they'll breed and combine the bloodline and mke uber chosen ones like luke and leie should have done to repopulate the jedi race instead of luke dying a virgin and spending the last decades of his life drinking spurm like milk and j-rkin off on the floor

they give him the sword and he raises it like conan and then this kabuki lookin c-ck sucker with back blades liek a peacock a55 teleports in and cuts him down from behind

peacock a55 goesx on about the kings devolved son and how the fall probably wouldnt end him and chick main goes for the blade but peacock a55 gets it and sez he can use it to starscream his way to becoming the master

she tells him holding it wont end him but using it might and he attacks her and she counters and gets it back

he vanished and she cuts his face and its liek instant translocation in dbgt and he sez she can focus and control her emotions and the sword but he trewosn her off by taking her catears sister and sez they were thought to be the chosen ones and shanks her in the gut and leaves her i think hanging

she fights him and he does a clone move like in dbz and she beats em as they are illusins and runs up to save her sister

she fights him on the way and cuts through the illsuin clones and snaps his neck and wait its a clone and the music is going for that epic thing with cool camera angles and action

the wood she on breaks and the guys fall in  the lava but she uses a chain kunai and swings out and gets to her dead sister and the peacock guys come up and throw bldes at herthat she flips like a power ranger to avoid

she falls and is hurt but uses the sword to send em off but then return and sister snt dead dead and still a bit awake and uses her buow guj to headshot the peacock a55 before finally biting it

nariko gets her down and is gonna use her ki to heal her but cat hat sez no and to take her home

this thing crumbles and king sez for all foces to the forge and when nariko is carrying her fd sister to the grind rail to let her bite it with her people, the king shows up and sez if she surrenders he' end her fast if she resists, he'd make it slow and end countless others until he gets it and blames her for the people he'd end

typical big gov, damages people then blames em for "making" it cause the harm

she dont fall for it and sez if she gives up hen those who fell would be dead for nothin, like the train car thing

she grings the rails and wastes guys then gets to the end 1st and cuts the rope and the chasers fall in lava

king gets all his forces even new recruits and trainees and launches the death force to get the sowrd

in this long time it took cat hat to bite it, as she's still ot dead, main chick went across the land and days later dad thinks she f;d up as they'd have heard the word if she found the chosen one

then nariko comes to the place this started and carrys her sister and falls and somehow both aint dead and dad cares for the son more than his almost dead daughters and nariko sez hes dead and aint that good a chosen one

shes gonna defend em and is actually gonna do it for her sister and goes off to fight and die as she sees the hordes approaching

king sends a hooded guy and its the bully from before and he treis to get her to give up the blade to save em as he outed the sowrd place to the king as he felt it was to save em and keep the klan alve even though the whole reason the klan exists is to keep the sword safe

all cuz they didnt have a chosen one and the archers fie arros and waste him hu she used a barrier like in Urotsukidoji from the blade and lives

he's like those guys who get a new treatment for what THEY say is a danger out of believing the lies THEy say and wind up getting iced for it

so she runs in and slices through enemies and its pretty cooland reminds me of the commercial of the game from years ago andthe enemies dont have physical damage n their armor cuz that would be too hard to anmate as its a 3d model and they cant just draw an open slice like in 2d animation

she delags a horse, takes anothe horsen gets it iced, and nails a guy in the parts and is starting to run low on stamina so she uses a nuke to clear the area from the sword of a ki burst

she goes into a heavenly clord area and sez how she heard stories of the sword and tells th sword to send her back and that the king is gonna melt out the blade if he gets it and she dont stop him as shes the last chance

the blade has a will? is this soulcalibur?

so the blade zaps her with lightening force and she arises glowng and is going ss5 and busts through the enemies and her sword hitting the earth makes it shake and rocks fall liek in saint seiya

king brittmo begs this bird for the power to beat her and offers his soul and the bird turns to black smoke and goes in his mouth and he goes necropope and he fights the narko in a shine and shade death match as he flies around on smokey shadow wings

they fly like dbaf and sword fight and he uses dark and blue ki to summon a swarm of crows and attack her but she wastes em

they clash blades and seem to fight like b0ning and she gets on him and beats him down and he barfs out the crow smoke and the crow which is as big as a pokemon takes out his eyes

main chick is gonna ice him but king brittmo's ret-rded son isnt dead and runs over begging not to end his dad as he loves him andtheres good in everyone and everyone has someone who loves them

hes not a bad guy, the ret-rded guy, so the chick returns and dad sez sorry for doubting her in being the chosen one and she sez he was wrong and the sowrd didnt choose her but she chose it and she uses the ki thing to heal the cathat and star wars ep 009 ripped this off and she gives the glow to the sister and keels over after sister is healed

she sez the sword is catears now and tells her to love or dad to love her i dont know i wasnt listening andthen she bites it and we hear her voice saying beliefe can change the world but can also make us ignore the truth(like when we trust the EXPERTS who are wrong halff the time and keep changing their minds?)

she sez to keep the sowrd safe until its forgotten and hopes to meet agan in a better world like with Z-ONE and his homies in Yugoh 5Ds

they put her body in a boat and send it out to sea andthen we see her reflection in the sowrd sticking into the ground and it zooms in on the wheel on it and we get credits

then we see cat ears getting the blade and having a sly smile and more credits with a lot of gaijin

composers; billy elliot? like the play?

production manager; robert chandler? like sonichu?

adr editing; ndrew williams? like andy williams?

the end

that was pretty good

the animatuon was a bit iffy at times but mostely good

the acting was good and the msuic worked

the story had good twists and i didnt expect them to end her

it has kind of a darker color but still has some life in it

its widescreen but i didnt mind so much and i watched this on candya55 youtube who is too queer to hanfle butt cheeks like beta male fandom and its gay wikis who are too sissy to handle calling something "gay" as THEY think THEY own the word

but this was a good movie and i didnt mind it

didn't expect the king to live and that crow to be his god ow w/e

i never played the game or anything but recalled the adds for it

For Heavenly Sword 2 I want the king and the son to go on a quest to not only restore his damage from having that crow thing in him and eating his eyes, but also to attone for his wrongs and we see his pov how his actions were only driven by fear as he was scared all the time and thought a preemptive attack would keep him safe. also he goes around and faces various warriors and legendary creatures and has to save the continent from the crow thing he tried making a pact with. also its a 128 bit game on sega dream cast, ps2, xbox and gamecube whwere you play as the king and his son and solve puzzles and explore dungeons like zelda or castlevania and get armor and items to get on and have side quests to save people in the area.

Candy Land The Great Lollipop Adventure Review

 Noyte I spell bad but I'm not a candya55

Candy Land: The Great Lollipop Adventure

This is my review on Candy Land: The Great Lollipop Adventure fom the distant future year to D W Griffith of 2005 (The year of Trandsformers The Movie and some Robotech Comics)

theres like no info of it on soviet back door candy a55 beta male frooty booty, sodom bottom girly man, aids back wikipedia, oh i forggot soy boy.

its based on a board game I never played and didnt have a Genesis version like Mono0poly or Clue or Risk

I never saw this direct to video movie(Is this an OAV?) but my New Jersey Homie anted me to do it from a list of options I sent him and here we are

So its by hasbro an paramount who did Trandsformers by michael bay and after the logos we get the title and this land of candy with gingerbread c-vl suckers going by

i like the art and animation as its better than cr-ppy cg they use in everything

they sing of how joyful and happy it is in candylandand red beavers chew candy cane trees and theres a chocolate river and whipped cream snow field and humans getting ready for a celebration

this reminds me of Chritopher The Chritmas Tree from the 90s and is in proper fullscreen and has nice bright happy colors

some gingerbread kid is going to candy castle and i think his mom is a tree somehow andits a special day andthe kids name is jim like in huck finn

hes taking this macguffin to the thing and its icing that must be in the castle by noon

hes got a back pack/map item like a non mexican dora the explorer ande is told to follow his heart and stay on the road

is this like littl red riding hood? cuz in thr original stoey she eats grandma and gets b0ned dead by the wolf

this red head is screwing around and her dad is the king wo looks like a european version of the sultan in aladdin and he sez a new sweet flavor will blom in candyland after the ceremony and he wants her to do the ritual and is that f--king scott mcneil as da king?!

so in da ritual she puts her sceopter in the sweet circle and her name is f--kin loli like anime girls and these bad candys try to jack her rod and it makes this cake splat on da king

king sez to be responsible and they tell im b gumballs going down a chute and banging a metal bell and they got 5 left before the rtual

is this meric time?

the bad candy reports to the ovious bad guy as hes in black lether like naga from slayers and has a moustache unlike naga from slayers, also its not a leather bikini sm outfit like naga from slayers and bad guy learns the loli scepter like in ailor mini moon is the key to the ritual and wants em to jack it as hes lord liquorish and dresses like a musketeer/don juan and wants to take over candyland like f--kin no heart from care bears

so is this like another realm like oz or the man beast realm in urotsukidoj or the dragon realm in dbaf?

so gnger man jim goes by this icing snow field and gets hit u a dr suess looking butt f-ker who sounds like ian james corlett from beast machines and the GOOD dub of DBZ.

his name is mitt like the rino romney and hes going to the sweet thing with a peppermint stick andjim warns him they might be late. mitt wants jim to relax, dont do it, when you wana sock to it, and sings a song of having fun  and not beng super srs

i gotta say, people are too srs nowadays, have fun, relax, lifes an adventure, home boy! now people dont seem to get jokes and think when i say "inbreedings natral, animals do it" that i'm srs as they are too devolved to have a sense of humor

they might be dropping from homosapien to homo erectus

so jimmy goes with mitt and theres 4gumballs lrft and they find this shape shifter gummy and they are in umdrop pass and he jumps to his deth

but the ground is gumdrop cr-p and he bounces like a trampoline

jim dont got time for this cr-p and leaves and mitt and gummy  follow and je/jim b-ches about wasting time

gummy has 4 gummy heart to ring and devolves into a dog with sad eyes to win over jimbo the bimbo

mitt finds his peppemint stick is broken and goes to get another so jimmy uses the gngetbread icing witch is probably her milk and fixes it

this blonde chick skates aroundwith  wand andloli is waching and blonde is he ig siste or o nee san and loli is b--ching hat shes not fit for the ritual and has wings for some reasonas  guess hes a faerie or half bug

blonde sister whothis mexican guy i know who likes blondes would like and probably draw being b0ned by candy mnsters, sez she can do it and goes off and these licorice goblins jack the lolis sscptter and she chases em

mitt sees a qucik way to the castle through the licorice thicket and its like a horror oive like evil dead where the licorice tentacles will b0ne em dead

mitt gets him to take the fast way but theres no easy way out, theres no short cuts home like in rocky 004

jim goes in it and loli flies around and looks for her scepter and cant find it as despite being able to fly, the running goblins escaped her and she goes to grandmas ghouse

in teh thicket they find lord loquorish and mitt stops jim from going there as hes bad news

they hide as the licorusche hob gob lins come over and bring him the scpter and he dips it in his black goo in a pot he probably j=rked off in and throwa it to make tentalces rise out and sings a song about how no one likes his candy and he wants revenge

you konow, i hear licorice lowers testosterone, no woder this guys a stick boy and evil like beta males inceting boy in their parts

he wants to ban candy except his so they'd all have it his way, like soviet canada making it mandatory to have 55% of ALL broadcast days canadian content so we get 3 hours of degrassi 3x a day and reruns of cr-p like scardey squirrel and kid vs kat and other shows no one likes til eveyone hates it

the heroes are going and a goblin sees em and lord liquorish sends his minions/slaves/kids to get em instead of going himself cuz hes a beta male and accidentally cooks his a55 and falls in a bucket of water

jm squiterrts icing and it glues the midgets to the gorund and they escape

is thi like the 4th magi where he ives up his gift for The Savior by helpign  others to save em?

jim is almost outta jingerbread icing and they gotta warn the kng and mitt sez everything will work out as he knows this is a kids cartoon and they wont ice everyone in the 1st act like Transformers The Movie

loli goes to tell grandma whos a bbw that she lost her moon scepter and at that time mitt and friends come by grannys place to ask for directions

mitts foot breaks the ground and his foot is stuck ij the gooey underfloor and granny and loli come out and granny reveals its peanut butter which the lessr evolvesd cant hand;e

jim tells her that lor liquorish is gonna use the scepter to f up candy land and loli gets bummed for being irresponsible and crys

she pulls out a candy cane, breaks it on the tree s its gpt a jagged edge and commits seppuku

jk really granny sez if they dont give up they aint f'd and sings a song about it thats kinda like som ething from Yuma in Yugioh Zexal and how his Kattobingu has him battle on dranzer and not surrender til the end bring it too em jinga bull bull bull bull bull bull bull!

not only does she mention the rainbow road like in mario, ut theres a cimimon bun floor thing and its like the yellow brick road in the wizard of oz

jim wants to trap lord liquorish and swip the sceopter and mitt steps in the peanut butter and jim gets an idea

in his lair, lord liquorish pulls the ucket off his a55, and his goonscome by and h dont care that the good guys know as he has the sceptor and has his twizzler nubs carry him in a chair like slaves

in da castle the king is worried of loli and dont know where she is and theres 2 gum balls left before time is up

lord liquorish goes on and sees a sign pointing to grannys place and a castle sign on it and it turns out its the gummy dino and the good guys and hiding and come out and get ready for part 2

the nub gublins get tired and liqo8urish lord walks to the cliff and gummy dino oots his a55 down a slide and he slams into the peanut butter floor and is coated in creamy brown sliop and sruck

mitt jacksloli sscepter back and the nubs come down and get stuck too but some nubs as the slaves are called get away and granny chases em in a boat car

the good guys run and theres 1 gumbell left and mitt takes em down a qucik way through the hocolate swamp and the birdge is out

loli has wings and can fly across and does and gummy dino devolves into a kangaroo and jumps but jim jumps and falls in the cr-p and lord liquorish is comming

gummy turns into a dolphin and jumps in the chololate swamp which sounds like a metaphor for the runs and jim sez to get to the castle to loli

loli jumps in when she can fly and dolphin gummy turns into a pool toy on a string and trei to help him

liquorish lord comes in and boots mitt in the swamp and uses his nubs to make a human bridge toget across and the scepter the loli dropped and goes on after saying something else is i the chocolate swamp

granny you'd wanna f==k runs away from the nubs in her boat car and in the swamp the monster comes out and only wants a hug and is a big mentally ret-rded thing and the guys hug im and he lets em out as the cr-p monster hugs all over mitt and coats him in his cream

at the castle the tentacles of licorice some in and lord liquorish laughs an sez when the last gumball is dropped, the magic will devolve candy land into liuorish

the people are tied in tentlaces and chocloate coated mitt and gummy walk up and snea behind liquortish lord and and scream and he thinks they are a cr-p monster ut the slop falls off and he sees through it

the nubs tackle mitt and gummy and loli and jim turn the chute to have the gumball nail loord liquorish in the back of the head wich can cause disability and take the scepter but he gets it back

jim gets it, then a nub then gummy then ord l then jim then jim then loli then nub then jim then nub then loli 

the numbs combne into a checker ball and bowls em over and lord l gets it ad his liqorish bites get lines up and it looks like its f'd but jim gets the last of his icing and throws it and sticks lowrd liworish's foot to the ground

the chocolate dinosaur sasquatch caveman comes in and pulls lord liqourish up and hugs him which might suffocate him in soft creamy brown goo and gummy turns to scissors like oolong and puar in dragon ball to circimsize gokus a55 when he goes ape

everyone presents their gifts of cadny ut jim dont got one as he used it to save em

seeing no other way, he offers his boy as a living sarifice and when she touches the scepter to the thing, he disintegrates and says "This is my fate!"

jk really loli sez he sacrificed his gift to save them and lord liqoirish laoghs at him for f--kin it up

jim crys and kneels on the altar and it glows and its revealed that it happens good cuz not what he brings but what he is and mitt brings the guys upon the altar for tribute andloli uses her scepter to open the matrix rodimus and a new candy road comes out and candy grwos out of the earths a55

the kids run out to the new lolipops and sing a happy song and enjoy the cadny which im not sure is cannibalism

everyone goes off to their homes ater the ceremony and jim goes home and hugs his tree mom and we get gredits

huh, sabella and dern did this, they did the unicron trilogy in transaformers

oh and theres a cheerful pop song like from a 90s show

i knew it was scott mceiol and ethan john corless, and its got doug parker, mark oliver, kathleen barr, and britt mckillip

the sohg sounds like cardcaptors or something

but that was pretty good

good acting and the animation wa pretty good

nice music and positivity

nowadays everythings dark and gritty but here its fun and lite like Cherub Wings or a Dreamcast Game

the story is deent and its not trying to be gone with the wind or the ten commandments or birth of a nation or ben hur, its a jolly cartoon based on a board game

like the battle toads or extreme dinocsaurs or bubsy or beyblade or yugioh or he man or transformers

its a fun movie and is upbeat and lite and i think i prefer it overrainbow brite as this had a bit more substance even if its not too much, its more than rainbow brite

produced in association with wang film(tee hee)

this was nice and has good spirit and makes you feel a bit les malcontent

not to ruin it with a sequel

For Candy Land: The Great Lollipop Adventure 2 I want Lord Licorice to be revealed to be working for a greater evil; the jalepeno Haoh! who is this anti candy that wants to wipe out candy land and decieved lord licorice into reelling against king kandy to try to take over. seeing his slave has failed, he enters the kandyland realm my fusing with lord licorish and they devove into a pepper thing that looks like a chinese emperor or warrior with pepper themes and leads an attack on the kastle. Its an epic battle with upgraded licorice nubs that are spicy and bitter and look like demonic dogs with pepper themes and they overwhelm the castle. The blonde princess gores to a secret chamber below the throneroom and gets the secret power that was reserved for this day; and when she opens it, is in a lollipop bikini with skates made of hard candy and a peanut brittle crown and shoulder plates with red jellybean jewels and fights agaisnt him with power moves. also mitt and gummy combine into a big muscley teal guy and a candycane spear and they team up and beat through the pepper patroll and the spicy shogun who work under the jalepeno haoh. also its a 16 bit beat em up on sega genesis, snes, tg15, atari jaguar and gba where 1 player can be the princess and the other mega mitt and they battle the enemies and beat the several spicy shogun to get to the jalepeno haoh and free candyland from his evil anti sqeet reign.

The Taking Of Pelham 123 Review

 Note: I spell like remakes oftn do; cr-ppily

The Taking Of Pelham 123

This is my review The Taking Of Pelham 123 from the distant future year of 199 19 or 2009(the yearrobotech season 1 happened)

Is directed by f--kin tony scott who did The Hunger\Top Gun 001\The Last Boy Scout\Enemy of the State\Man on Fire

its based on a book by John Godey that i never read and was adapted as a 70s film people say is better

It stars openbly Good Denzel Washington from Glory\1992 Malcolm X(The brother of Jason X, Space Meta Fighter X, Mr X from Streets of Rage and Meg Man X)\Much Ado About Nothing(hich was really prissy and sissy but colorful)\The Pelican Brief\Philadelphia\The Bone Collector\The Hurricane\Remember the Titans(But not the prequels: Clash of the Titans nor Wrath of the Ttians)\Training Day\John Q.\Antwone Fisher\the 00s Man on Fire\the 00s The Manchurian Candidate\American Gangster\the evolved version of The Magnificent Seven, openly irish John Travolta from Carrie\Saturday Night Fever\Grease\Look Who's Talking\Pulp Fiction\Face/Off\The Thin Red Line\The General's Daughter\Battlefield Earth\Austin Powers in Goldmember\Hairspray\Welcome Back, Kotter\The Boy in the Plastic Bubble\The People v. O. J. Simpson: American Crime Story, John Turturro from Raging Bull\Desperately Seeking Susan\Gung Ho\Do the Right Thing\The Big Lebowski\O Brother, Where Art Thou?\Collateral Damage\Mr. Deeds\Anger Management\You Don't Mess With The Zohan\Exodus: Gods and Kings, James Gandolfini from The Last Boy Scout\The Mexican\Zero Dark Thirty\the 90s 12 Angry Men\The Sopranos\Sesame Street, da mexicommie Luis Guzman from McBain\Boogie Nights\The Bone Collector\the 00s The Count of Monte Cristo\Punch-Drunk Love\The Adventures of Pluto Nash\Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd\Turbo\Law & Order\The Eric Andre Show, Michael Rispoli from Kick-A55\Touched by an Angel\1999–01 The Sopranos\Law & Order: Criminal Intent\Law & Order\blue Bloods\Law & Order: Special Victims Unit\The Good Wife, Gbenga Akinnagbe from Edge of Darkness\Independence Day: Resurgence\Law & Order: Special Victims Unit\The Good Wife\Blue Bloods\Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Frank Wood from Law & Order\The Sopranos\Law & Order: Criminal Intent\The Good Wife\Law & Order: SVU\Blue Bloods, the sodomus John Benjamin Hickey from The General's Daughter\The Bone Collector\Freedom Writers/Law & Order\Law & Order: Criminal Intent\Law & Order: LA\The Good Wife\Hannibal\Modern Family\Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Gary Basaraba from The Last Temptation of Christ\Charlotte's Web\The Smurfs\Law & Order\Judging Amy\Law & Order: Special Victims Unit\Blue Bloods\Flashpoint, Ramon Rodríguez from svu, Aunjanue Ellis from the remske in name only(or prequel) The Birth of a Nation\Law & Order: Criminal Intent\The Good Wife\Gifted Hands: The Ben Carson Story\Blue Bloods\Designated Survivor\Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Tonye Patano from The Hurricane\Law & Order, Jason Butler Harner from Law & Order: Criminal Intent\Law & Order: Special Victims Unit\The Good Wife\Law & Order, Brian Haley from Mars Attacks!\The Weird Al Show\Pearl Harbor\/Gran Torino\Draft Day\The Amazing Spider-Man 2, Adrian Martinez from Taxi\\Kick-A55\The Amazing Spider-Man 2\The Sopranos\Law & Order\Law & Order: Criminal Intent\Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, and a few guys not on back door soy boy beta male candy a55 uso suki gender offensder, sodom ottom aids bag wikipediea

so after credits and title t widescreen and colorswith showing the guys and their names like space balls, all set to 99 pronblems from a tru deau i mean b==ch aint onewe get guys going to a train thing and denzelas a guy who manages trains or w/e from a room

theres a lot of fast edits and slo mo andits like a 90s commercialso dravolta with tattoos and a hat and shades and face hair takes out a guard swiftly and his droogs silently take over a train like how THEY took over our land w/o us knowing

theres all these dinks on the train like 1 guy webcamming his 5ksank gf and travolting minion stops the trainin a tunnle and its trin 123 and travolva i mean denzel calls em and gets no responce

the train dumped a cart andthe rest went on and den tells the station to hold off sending other trains and send a guy to ceck

a train cop gors up but is capped andwebcam guy whos probably j=rkin off on the subway like a new yorker and travolta tells this loud black woman to guide the people on the train

the cops are called in and soviet new york is a tsll city with deep roots into the foul earth below

travolta cals controll and gets denzl and sez hes hes got hostages and machine guns and has em calculatethe hostages to10 million dollars and 1 cent and wants soviet new york to pay

den writes hostage on paper and tells the people in his office and if he dont get the money in 1 hour, every min he ices another hostage

den sez hes a employee and cant get da mayor but travolda sez to do it or the people go to h e double soviet california

the people contact mayor james gandolfini who i guyss is the witness protection of tony sprano after he faked being iced as no one would expect a witness protection guy to be a pulic figure, like in robotech how lancer was a wanted wan who faked being a emale singer to avoid being vivisected

den tells tra the mayor iscalled and dont know if hes paid and hes a middle man and chats with him about his motives and tra sez hes in it for the money and they all wind up in the same place

den sez "Jensey?" and tra sez hes from there andthey talk about if Tra is catholic (spoiler; hisactor jined the robotech masters or w/e) and hez to call hm ryder like ryder strong from boy meets word who denies The Creator

travolta sez not to call unless hes got news and the mayors aid comes by to get the sitrep and tells den to go off, also den sez tra is like a stocks guy and negotiator calls and travolta goes mental cuz he wants denzel not flashpoint italiano and caps a guy and will do it again unlessthey get den back

they get den back with 2 seconds b4 tra wases another new yorker, but many of they are surpless to reqyuirements so its ok

so tra sez if den ditchws him again he'd hunt him down and end him and it was new york that ennded the guy travolta capped

brokeback mountain clip; i with i could quit you!

so th max limit to get from the federal reserve is 10 million dollars and the ryder know his sh-t

so flashpoint finds den is accused of taking a bribe in japan and might be fired and the myor plans to pay

flashpoint grlls den about if he knos anything about ryder and if they can search his place as the crooks get the data on looking up den online and finding hes accused of taking a bribe

den calls tra to say the mayor is paying and tra goes into him about his jspan bribe over the canadian train and den gets defencive and they demoted him unil his review

tra flips and takes a hostage after den sez hes innocent and is gonna put a hole in his head ike j f k or harambe and at the last second den tells them he was gonna take the japanese train anyway and took the bribe to pay for his kids college which will turn em queer

tra sez he saved the s8r boys ;ife and that tra and de are the same cuz they did cr-p and got sh-tted on

denzens woman calls and tells hm he cops are calling the home and shes one of those thin blck women with bad hair thats in all the adds and shows and he comforts her

at the reserve the cops get the money and the hostages talk and this really black guyhas a military ring and webcam purvo 's gf tries talking to it and her webcam shows the footage from the train and the people recognize 1 guy as a killer who got high on cough syrup (or lean like traYVONNE?) and they see theres net there

a sniper has the train in his sights and a rat goes by his feet

travolter saw the mayor on the news online and sez he wants to talk to da mayor who talks with him and sezmayor makes 1 $ a year but he affords suits and fancy things

travoltio  offers the mayor to offer himself as a substuit to get the hostages but the mayor declines and travolta goes on a tirade agi9anst the mayor for being a lying cheeting p o s and the city woulnt save him (like how the love rudy guliani and the media makes him look bad but not their home boys?)

so the money is comming and they look into the meixco guy on his pirate crew and they have den call and ask how he knows of the meciso and he claims hes gonna do his own heist and travolta sez he took a chick to iceland from litholenian who was an a55 model who did a55 work in jeans with her a55 as i guess hes butt seuxal

this dog a55 he's looking at sh-ts as he runs on a dog sled and its like nigh shift nurses with the chick blasting water and fecal matter after an enema and it made him get htrough prison as he had issues sh-tting in jail and remembered the dog

den sez they didnt know how it would start but he sez he did an when den sez he didnt know how it would end den i mean tra stops talking and theres 4 ins left

the car f--ks out andits from bad new york probably gaijin drivers and the bikes take the mony but it might eb late

they tell den to lie and he sez the money is there andhe knows its a lie and is gonna end em and really blakc guy stands up to den i mean travolta and travolta wastes him and blames den

black guy got it? is this a horro movie?

the sniper is gonna end a guy and blows out the mexico head as the rat goes in his pants leg and sz its an accidental discharge

travolda sez now more gotta get it and den tries to talk him outta it and sz the money is there as the guys got it and travolta reads the web about stocks with gold up american dollar down as this is undwr ba rock hiesein who devolved the nation

after taking a prayer break the travolta sez he want den to bring the money or another hostage gets it and he's got 7 mins and says checkmate for like the 7th time

denzel walks up in a vest with a cart of money bags and as ryder meets him, denzel says "I'll see you in h-ll travolta" and deotnates the vest and blows em both out

jk really he calls his mom i mena woman andtells her his mission and she b-tchishly declars "then somebody has to die cuz u dont go" and then tells him to get milk even though blacks dont usually drink that

travolta sez to restote power, clear the tracks to cony island and not to f with him or he'd track em down

the mayor and his droogs think that ryder is  a guy who was jyuud for a thing and got time as not all the money he was said to have tok was recovered and now he's f--kin the market for revenge with his attack

den goes in and they fricsk him and lets him in and they meet and talk and ryber den i mean travolta wants den to drive

the lapcop 5kank sees and the laptop is turned off by a bad guy and travolta sez if they have issues with the train then denzel gets it in the head like he went against hill ur e and back ddoor billy

so travolta rigs the train to go fast on its own and gets off and leavdes the people on it to go to h e double b0neropolis i mean new york as they film weird p0rn0 there and the bad gys and den run off

as a train comrs, den jumps back and it sheilds him and he tries to escape as the main train fill of people rockets down the scity as cop cars chase it like cops (central organization of police specialists< fighting crime, in a fututew time!)

denzel gts off and pulls a gun and the badds are after him and they open a gate wityh an acess key or axiski in some areas

the dispatch thinks the bads are driving it nd the people on the train think they are gonna bit it

its like speed with the bus going fast and cr-p

travolta is going around with his money and the terain hits a switch thing and slows and stops and the dispatch sees the badds aint there and check where the last stop was to send the cops

denzel gets out fo the undertground asn travolta goes igors in a car and goes off and denzel dumba55ishly folows and tavoltas goons are caught by the cps and pull gna like ret-rds and get shredded by police gunfire withc the beta males and self hating Americans would whine about

in the taxi, travoltas plan to riase the price of gol worked and now hes made a lot in the market and hes happy

denzel search in a big a55 car andn drives around after trovaia and calls the cops whle driving which is a crime and hes gonna drop the soap and get bummed b a big black guy like with guts in berserk

theres a traffic jam in the bridges a55 as usual in soviet new yrok and when densel gets to the ab he sees ttavolting is gone and wrent to back door brooklyn

across the bridge on the other side of a train thing is travolta and denzel gets hm at gunopoint and he walks ignoring a train heading for him and it misses him

travolta sez he gave him his life back and dont wanna go bakc to jail and i guess he dont like being bummed and travlta sez hes gonna cap  denzel if he donto it as he dont want the cops to do it

as travolta counts doen he pullsa  weapon and denzel instrinctivler caps him as the cops come in

the cops see a black man with a gun shoitng a whaite guy and shred him in a maelstrom of gunfire and he's left as a mushy pile of rended flesh

jk really the mayor thanks him and se the city is gonna aid him and hopefully not give him aids like with easy e

mayor mctony offers to give him a ride in his big a55 mayor car but denzel tkes the sunbway and gets milk on the way home and not the mexican naem of chichi in dbz

the end

that was pretty good

nice action and acting

the editing was fast and like the hunger from the 80s

its got good themes and flows well andis more punch than the orinal which is more subtle and contained

this isnt bad and both did things differently

like The Thing from another World and the 80s The Thing

the actors are well performed and its got that 00s feel that is pretty fun

some hated it but i didnt and it doesn't drag and goes by at a good pace and holds your interest

ur ain't hoping for it to end sooner

it entertained me and had some cool things in it

For The Taking Of Pelham 123 2 I want for the a55 model of the ryder to come for denzel and want revenge and hunts him while nearly wacking hm each time but something gets in the way before she can crossbow sniper him. Also its a 32/64 bit game like the golgo 13 arcade game on ps1, sega aturn, n64 and 3do where you play as the chick and gotta line up the shot and take it in the time frame.

Lovely Angel 2: Taiketsu! Homon Soap Jo Vs Shuccho SM Jo!! Review

 Note: I spell like I don't use soap, cuz I DON"T!

Lovely Angel 2: Taiketsu! Homon Soap Jo Vs Shuccho SM Jo!!

This is my review on Lovely Angel 2: Taiketsu! Homon Soap Jo Vs Shuccho SM Jo!! from the distant fiture year of 1997 (30 years before Robotech The Movie and maybe Transformers Zone)

Its got like no info online but is based on the Lovely Angel Manga by El Deviento Manga Master Go Nagai who made anime fun and violent and lusty and cool

I never saw this before nor did I see the 1st Loveley Angel Movie but this is like 63 mins long

So it staerts with a chick in a coat and no pants walking with a big case and then we see this cr-ppy apartment where this guy gets up fron being burried in trash to get the dorbell and its the coat chick who sez shes Loveley Angel and opens her coat to show a hot outfit

Se opens her case and its a carryable tub and she adds water then we see her and the guy nude and kinda making out but hes on her nips and covered in what I hope are suds

also theres no subs so imma try my best here

This is a thing called s0apland whee b0ning for money is against the law ut compensated b0ning can be done between acquaintences, so the pay to be cleaned by this chick and the b0ning is legally different

so she b0nes him and he feels her b00bs which were bigger in the manga and after b0ning for a while, we get the title

Then its this night area and this train goes by like in king kong ut not king d0ng about an african king who's got a really big thing and he kills people with it, then is taken to new york and climbs a buildig with it, only for it to be shot off and he falls and is skewered on it

this business woman with an 80s suit and glasses comes by and sees loveley angel leaving and runs in to see the guy Loveley Kisaragi b0ned cleaning up his cesspoole of a home

Shes b--ching at him and he nearly hits her but cleans up and reveals n Angel helped him and goes on about something happily and she tris stopping him but he runs out and leaves her and she falls and lays on the floor anda picture pf them falls on her face

after taking it off she's got eye make up and a joker grin and she laughs devolvedly and gets up andsews a new outfit like she's Catwoman in Batman Returns

So Loveley goes on and its day then we see I think the chick who got dumped at work and its 5 pm andher coworkers go home and she's last to leavre

yeah its her and she goes home and eats alone like mrs krabapple in The Simpsons and reads the lies the papr tries to make us think are true and notics an add or something about an Angel that I can read a bit of Japanese

Angel, something something coss, something, Apartment? something 1 person, Savage, something Iku something ken something, angel something

then its night an we see loveley going around shilloetted and then this guy reading the dictionary about Angel and asks for something and starts j=rkin off but from the nips up and hes wearing a shirt and saying Angel over and over

Loveley Angel comes in and they hug but its a phantasy and the doorbell rings and he goes to see it and its a different chik than loveley kisaragi saying she does s0apland and theres fog and light like a 90s show like power rangers

she opens hercoat and shes in a leather thing and he lets her in and gives money but she don't want it and its revealed she's the black angel like the Dante's Inferno Yugioh Card but more SM(Which is odd as Yugioh has a  LOT of SM!)

she offers him a deal on the thing abd he consents and she takes off her coat and has no sleeves andgets a Whip and whips him with h-ll punishment or w/eand makes him go round on all 4's in undies and rides him like a mule

then we see loveley angel soaping with a guy and having White Wings and a Halo hat

later 2 guys in a break room talk of the angel and 1 is the guy who got black angel and sez something ultimate and i think its the guys who we just saw b0ning

wait i think its only the guy on the right who was b0ned and he had both angels and the other guy wants to now what its like

then we see this red haired japanese guy b0ning someone while standing and taking camera photoes and shes not enjoying it

it was for a photo book and the chick he b0ned was like a model or idol or w/e and she chats with a guy

wait its a different chick i think who's going in to be photoed andreading the photo book

so the guy who was with the angels meets orange hair and talks of something I can't understand uz oresamma wa nipponjn ja nai and the guy who wants to b0ne the angels comes in and orange hair has a snmoke to show how cool he is to suck faegs and get mouth cancer

the 2 guys talk and theres a moel being photoed in the patio bhind em but shes clothed and not being b0ned for some reason and the 2 guys talk more

we see loely going somewhere ad then shes at the office of the dumped chick andgives her a stack of bills and i geuss its a bank

loveley goes off in the sunny day, chasing the clouds a way, on my way, to where the A is G can ja tell me how to get, how to get, Da H I V?!

So dumped chick looks or loveley and theres tokyo towwer behind his hobo in a box and lanket fort house with a dog he proably does peanut butter tings with and loveley comes out of his boxes andoffers him s0apland for i tik money he dont ave but wll get later like i the manga and she opens her coat to show a frlly bra

they are then n his box fort and in the inflatable pool ad she does mouth things and then they play around ad he b0nes her looking and seeming like a cave man as the box house shakes and dumped chick looks around

caveman hobo feels her b0bs and makes ret-rded faces and comes out in a suitbut stll with caveman hair

they talk a bit and she walks off and hes in front of a gree screen andit goes to night andblack anel comes and whips off her coat and pulls her whip and bats on him

i thought she only punished bad? also i dont think te whip is hitting her

then its day and guy who b0ned her and i think its the same guy from the start, chat wit caveman hobo who's scared sh-tless and proably literally from what I read of Go Nagai, esp Iyahaya Nantomo, and marks on a map where the Angel was seen and has a map on his wall

So lovely mets dumped chick again and gives money and leaves and guy who b0ned her is at the bank  outside and sees loveley and dumped chick leaving and follows

then dumped chick is in a green hills zone and hides in shrubs and sees lovely on top of this look out area and talking wity someone and when dumped chick comes up they talk politley and b0ning guy comes by and hides in the shrubs

dumped chick gets assertive in tone and i dont know what she sez and umped chick slaps lovely and goes on b0-ching before leaving

loveley opens her rope and a long rubber tentacle extends from her belly button and goes in dumped chicks butt and out her mouth as she spazzes out and is lifted up before splitting in 2 from the force!

jk really she comes down and meets b0ning gyt and leaves w/o speaking to him and loveley is gone

later b0ning gyy stops by the bank or /we and dumped chick is gone and he goes to a bar and has a smoke an drnk with his homie and this chick in a slinky dress comes on to the 0ning guy

homie who wants to b0ne leaves for letting b0ing guy b0ne and the chick and him go back to a room and might be drunk and they dance around and make kids show sounds.

they go to bed and she gets some wine or sparkling grape juice in the english version and spits it in his mouthlike some kinda werird food fetish and he falls asleep

when he eakes up its the black angel there and he's tied up by handcuffs and in his undies and she tickles him and holds a sparkler by his shirtless torso

once i touched a sparkler with my long nail and it melted it black

she drips candle wax on him and its lighted like some kinda black ritual like in Demonlord Dante or Yugioh or in Soviet claifornia and she opens her leather tp and pulls out large b00bs and pulls off his bozxers and b0nes him but his man parts are off screen

he sees the photo of him and dumped chick andtheres scribbles aroudn it in a heart and he wakes up bare a55 naked in the middle of an empty town

at work he laments or something and his homie wcomes by and is excited and gives him a drink i hope is free of spurm and b0ning guy has a headache and wants homie to b=gger off w=nker ut is kinda worn out

then we see lovely on top of the lookout over the ity and then b0ning guy is walking and water is dumped out on him from above and i hope its not full of fish tank waste

this fat bearded shades guy beats hm up and leaves him to die and b0ning guy walks on ad dodges a bike going by and falls into trash and has lettuce on him

lettuce is gross, i tasted it once in the 90s and it as bad, f lettice, it belongs in my a55

so orange haired aisan is taking photoes of a chick on thes steps and the footage is kinda shakey from the distance as they were hand holding it and the chick is fully clothed and not being b0ned for some reason

after the shoot orange hair i think hits on her and she gos off and hmie comes to see orange hair and tells him something and orange hair talks a bit

b0ning guy comes by and is all f'd out in f;d clothes and probably an f'd butt and talks a it and mentiones blck angel and orange hair makes a b0ning thrust with his body

at this lookout loveley and blackie meet and talk and black whips loveley to no effect and gets tired and turns away but loveley comforts herand hugs her from behind and feels her big t-ts before blackie leaves

so in this studio the camera guy is photoing the model and shes wearing a blanket and then is alone in the place and drops the cloth to show her thicc a55

0ning guy sees homie drunk at the bar and homie is all f'd out from the posion and model is photographed in tasteful nudes ut with nips cuz its japan

an assistant or slave or sle gets her a blanket to cover her tight tonednude bod but then orange hair starts going svu on her anf she fights as i guess hes like those hollywood producers who go after the kids

here he takes pictures and tells her to cry and the homie and b0ning guy are stull at the bar wit homie spazzing out from liquir and punches out b0ning uy and runs off

so orange hair is developing his raepe man photoes and homie nails him in the face with his red lightulb and cr-ppily beats on him with some item

b0ning guy pulls off homie and orange hair nails him in the back of the head with an item and he bites it

homie feels bummed and orange hair slinks away to do more crimes and make more "art"  and in dumped chick i mean models room, loveley angel comes in to offer her a contract to b0ne the problems away

like in degrassi where darcy got raeped and wanted to b0ne peter to fix it

Degrassi SVU!

so loveley and model are nude and loveley feels models bod and her nips are pointy and go nagai likes girl X girl things but not guy x guy cuz hes not queer like the one piece guy who draws all those okama and lveley mouths the models left nip and smooches her mouth then the area between her b00bs and lower

loveley opens her box and ut comes homie and he's in the room witblanketwering model and they hug and loveley says something and leaves

blicketee black angel comes by orange hair and he begs her for somethin and she whips off her coat and whips him

then she ties the whip on this man thing and jerks it and it comes off witha spray of blood and spurm

jk really it cuts to b0ning guy in a white suit and i think hes dead and on a bridge as people go by behind him fast and loveley comes by and they smoochand we see em b0ning over a black background as bubles float down and there's soft piano cuz nothing ez p0rn0 like piano, as if you are a pianist yo can have tulips on your organ but if you are a tromboner you use your mouth!

so i guess hes not dead and he sees a kid blowing bubbles when hes riding a swing and theres bubbl;es in the sky and we see lpveley kisaragi at the look out point over the city and the camera turns and then we see her waling through the suburbs and creits roll from bottom to top to classical music lie f--kin mr bean but with more f--kin

the end

that was something

lots of b0ning and i culdnt understand much of the plot but i read the books and i seems accurate to what the story was

the acting was expressive as most japanese thigns are and the effects were simple but worked

it tells a decent story i think and its only like an hour

i wish it were subbed but this is an obscure sereis based on a manga from the 90s  that didn't get an anime or video game so its not as well nown

its kind o a p0rn0 but we never see the transformers zones and only nips and butts and odies close

its not bad but if you dont like b0ning you might not like this

is got that 90s style though like cheaper power rangers with nips

For Lovely Angel 3 I want it to be where she goes to hollywood and helps the victims of the producers and elites who b0ned em but the elites turn on her when they find someone is savin their victims and they need their pain to power their daemon machine, so they summon their daemon gods who gpes around ripping people up and it hunts the Angel, so Loveley Kisaragi and Black Angel team up and fight it in the several key points in california that when battling, whoever wins gets the zone with the holy or unhly ki of the winner, and whoever gets the most zones will remaster california and either wipe it out if Loveley or black wins, or devolve it into new sodom and gomorrah and become a cesspoole of lust and vice, but so bad that The Creator personally nukes it with Divine Fire. Also its a 16 bit Fighting game on Sega Genesis, snes, tg16, atari jaguar and gba where up to 2 players play as the angels or in a free mode to be any of the bosses which are devolved daemons from other Go Nagai series like Senki or a Human Sized Maoh Dante or Kapaeru from Demon Prince Enma or the hermaphrodite from Mazinger Z or viscount pygman or Panther Zora or Dance from Hanappe Bazooka or Psycho Jenny and the final boss is the Great Gneeral Of Darkness who after beat turns into The Emperor Of Darkness who is stationary and you gotta dodge his attacks and nail his face before he ends you with heck fire raining down.

The Naked Spur Review

 Note: I spell el nude-oh

The Naked Spur

This is my review on The Naked Spur from the distant future year of 1953(70 years before Robotech II The Sentinels)

Its diectal by Anthony Mann who did T-Men

It starz Jimmy Stewart from Mr. Smith Goes to Washington\It's a Wonderful Life\Rope\Rear Window\The Man Who Knew Too Much\Vertigo/The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance\How the West Was Won\The Rare Breed\Firecreek\An American Tail: Fievel Goes West, Janet Leigh from Angels in the Outfield\Touch of Evil\The Manchurian Candidate\Night of the Lepus\Halloween H20: 20 Years Later\Touched by an Angel, Robert Ryan from Bad Day at Black Rock\King of Kings\The Dirty Dozen, Ralph Meeker from The Dirty Dozen and Millard Mitchell from The Day the Earth Stood Still.

I never saw this b4 but heard of it on TCM adds, but I'm watching this on Grit

revewers loved it and it was in the national film registry to be preservd along with Birth of a Nation, Airplane!, Back to the Future, Blazing Saddles, The Blue Bird and other things

so we gt title and creits to action music in full color and proper fullscreen

this cow boy sneaks up on a guy with waling like hes got rickets and sticks up a bearded guyand takes his gun

its jummy strwwert whos sticking the guy up and beardo is trying to be friendly but bimmy is on edge but puts his gun away and is in a55less chaps and looking for a guy who iced a marshall in unsoviet kansas

beardo saw a dead fire a while back and immy pays beardp 10$ not if he shows him the way and 10$ if he finds him but the perp might be waiting for em and might hamrmabe em like j fk

beardo shows himthe way and wonders if the perp has aid but not aids like all those celebs

as they go by a cliff these rocks fall and they escapeand bimmy gets his rifle and fires at a guy up there and more rocks fall so he runs off

bimmy has him trapped on the high ground and beardo wants to queer out but bimmy sez to fire on him every now and then and bimmy will sneak up

then in comes an indian fighter lt not leff ten ent like those candya55 canadians say cuz they dont speak endgliash right and the french the devolved ones spea isnt normal

bimmy has him at gunpoint and reads this note on hi saying hes been discharged dishonorably discharged like ba spurm cuz hes morally nstable as i guess hes b0ning guys he shouldnt

so bimmy and lt go up and  bimmy climbs a rope as lt covers him and as bimmy grabs a rock, it f--ks out and he falls

lt goes up and bimmy dont trust him cuz hes a purvurt and probably is gonna ice the guy and b0ne him then eat him like tht gay p0rn0 star in the soviet republic of canada

so beardo fire and more rocks fall and  lt goes up and gets the perp at gunpointand tells him to disarm but perp sez hes outta ammo

janet lee like robert e lee the american herosneak attacks him andperp grabs him and they fiht and lt backhands janet and figths  perp until bimmy gets up and thy detain the dup

lee the blonde is some guys daughter and is gay for perp who reveals that there was a 5000$ rewqrd and the bimmy tore off the bottom of the poster

theres a dispute and lt and beardo want some of the reward and he dont wanna share and blonde lee's horse has a gut full of disease and  bimmy wants to put it to sleep with a revolverand they'dnot wanna leave it for a bear to rip open

blonde spazzes out and perp sez they need more time and he needs her to hold things so he can be freed and f with em as she thinks hes innocent

bimmy caps the horse and it dont show it so he could have put the gun in its butt and blew it out and beardo gves back the 10$ as he wants more

so they go on and lt hassles with lee and jimmy sugests tiring her up hbut lt isnt into SM and likes how they fight back as i guess hes bio seuxal and not naecro seuxal

perp eggs on lt and lee dont like lt and beardo pans or god and not gold pa in dbaf where she goes ss3 and then ss5

perp sez they otta stay here the night and one of em might think a reward is split less between 2 instead of 3 but they go on

an indian sees em and they dont see him cuz hes a ninja or w/e and as it gets dark by the film being tinted they eat and perp eggs onbeardo and he likes the lee butshe dont like him

also lees fam is dead and when perp gets up immy almost caps hm cuz he thinks perp might jump him but not like b0ning

perp sez bimmy wants to ice him in "self defence" so its easier and f'd with his head with words and bimmy gets p-ssed and not in his a55less chaps

the next day they go on and perp tells beardo about gold and they kinda getta long

bimmy goes ahead and perp has an overdone affection with lee and tempts lt hinting bmmy might do something i think

bimmy and beardo scouting but not like the sailor scouts with mina being a curvy blnde with great legs and high heels and n orange miniskirt, and they see blackfeet indians who might not do anything to em but lt dont like em and wants to tak a different way

perp sez the indians would do evil things to em if caught and are out for evenge and lt books it as i guess he dont wanna get his parts slowly destroyed by apache or executed with hot coals 1 coal at a time

so the party goes on and the idnans come at em and stand menacingly and the party sloly goes by as the indians follow and the lt is hiding behind a tree with a rifle

lt opens fire and the indians go mental and the Amercians take cover and open fire

the perp is attcked by an indian with a knife but bimmy saves him and beats th indian dea dwht his gun but takes a bullet and evenatually they neutralized the reds

lt comes by and they yell at him for f--kin things up and he explains he dont't wanna be skinned and roasted over a fire (like what happened to the REAL rattcliffe in pocahantus) but bimmy goes on with a pbullet in his leg through his a55less chaps bleeding like a stuck pig thats b0ned dead by rednecks, except the pig is really a fat guy the hicks caught adn found sexy cuz he looks like a pig and they are gay furrys

so bimmy blacks outand they stop for the night thats really tinted daya nd bimmy is delerious and thinks lee is mary and tells her the war will only be a year and he'd be back and she can look after the farm and they;d get married and lee faks being mary

perp revals he signed his ranch to his woman so she could work it legal during the war and when he came back she sold it and ran off with another man and now  is bitter like bruce wayne in batman beyond

lee sez its not funny that perp laughts at bimmy beingf betrayed by b--chy bekka and  perp wants to ditech bimmy cuz he was gonna ditch em and only used e to get this far

this is like transformers how Megrtron tryes using lies to trick the good guys into betraying Optimus Prime

Or satan in the bible

Or the news making the Good guys look bad

so later 1 guy went off and bimmy lates i mean wakes up and lee has a clashing comfort with her and they are obviously gonna fall in love and have 500 babies and repopulate the earth after the nucular holocost

she sez perp is not her butt buddy and is taking her to soiet caliv=forna to ranch but immy sez perp is no good and is gonna lead her to ruinand she wigs out saying bimmy is oly into perp for the reward

lt comes back having made a map of the trail and  wants bimmy to come after recovering andnmeet up later where they'd wait for him and beardo sez he'd wait for him and bimmy reads the back of the discharge cuz hes morally unstable and devolved and bimmy will ride with em

perp loosens the saddle of  horse and they go onacross the ledge of a cliff and as perp talks, bmmys saddle f--ks out and he falls off the cliff but crawls back up cuz hes a bada55 and alpha male and not a candy a55 sissy emo beta male soy boy weener cleaner banana crammer frooty booty monkey junkie

so they go on andat night thats tinted day perp is gonna do something when bimmy sleeps and beardo snres and wakes immy and perp fakes sleeping

beardo goes off to do guard duty and immy covers blonde with a blanket

so it rains and they hide in a cave and perp has lee rub his shoulders as hes got a fetish and wants her to seduce bimmy but she dont wanna and thinks bimmy has no thngs for her

also he wants to have her distract him so he can bust bimmys brains with a rock

so latr she goes out and is gonna bring the dishes being cleaned by the rain in but bimmy sez it cant hurt it and they talk about dancing and their lives and bmmy goes on about his neighbors who were nice to him and how he wants to buy bakc his land but she thinks using the money for catching perp is like stepping on a grave and they smooch

as bimmy smooches the lee, the perp kicks over some rocks and the cave f--ks in and he tries crawling out the a55 of the cave ike a centipede but bimmy pulls him back

bimmy puts the gun in perps butt and sez "ur a55 is mine! And imma redecorate!" and blows him a 2nd anus!

jk really the guys had it with his sh-t and are gonna waste him andthey cut him loose and giev him a gun and tel him to draw but he dont and sez "if ur ogonna murder me, dont make it look like something else"

bimmy cant cap him in cold blood cuz theres a commandment against that, but if its war or to save someones life its kosher like if some druggie is beating ur head in the pavement and you blow him to h e double africa

so tey get to a river and lt has a dispure that devolves into a fight with jimym and eventually lt gets a gun ad is gonna blow out bimmys brains

bimmy makes the gun go off near his head which shoudl deafen him and he kciks out the lt and goes to drown himself in the river

he is rally onyl getts a head soak and beardo sez they are gonna stop for the ngiht here and perp ants blonde to ru his back and sez "can ja doo me?" and beado sez "let me do ja this time" which is a bit suspect

these strange bedfellows discuss private things likehow beardo wants to know hwere perps gold mine is and they go at each other to seduce the other to the side

its like with Edwards in Robotech II The Sentinels manipulating thing and at nigt beardo cutz free erp so he can bring hin to the mine and  perp wants lee to come sohe wakes her with his hand on he rmouth andthey sneak out

along the way perp sez SNAKE and not plissken and throws lee off and as beardo is looking, perp aims a gun and him and makes him gets off his horse

he makes beard take off his clothes and then bloews off his crotch with 1 shot and laughs!

jk really caps hi in the chest so thers no loose ends and blonde dont like this and he sez to do what i say or i'll knock some sense into ja like he's megatron ora gaijin

so he admits that he iced that guy that bimmy accused him of and as bimym and lt comes for him he aims and she shoves him to save the bimmy

he beats her out and bitty and wait i think its lt and bimmy is moving aorudn the side of the rock thing over a river witha gammy leg and uses his spur to get grp on the rocks

perp hears th spur clicking on the rock behid hima dn both cloib to meet at the same tme andbimmy thwos something i think a spur and lt puts like 5 bullets in hi perp like f--kin riki-oh

perp falls in the water and is getting away so lt goes after him and finds his body caught in some plants

dont worry, hes gonna be ok, he just needs some rest

lt goes in and ties a rope around the boy when you really only need the head and as jimmy pulls him over a big brown log but not human waste comes down and rams lit down the river to come back in the next movie for revenge

bimmy gets the corpse but you only need the head and the rest can rot and be used as dog meat but blone is p-ssed and wants him to leae it and bimmy sez hes taking it back for money to get his land

but bimmy breaks down and goes with her and digs a grave ven though he just needs the c-ck suckin head and then they go off

even though perseus took the medusa's head and imagine if billy i mean jimmy went in and said "I'm here for my reward I got the proof hes head" and oulls ou the head! The cops say "Uhhhghhg! WTF is wrong with you!?" and the skull sips out of the neck hople and leaves the skin in his hands!

the end

that was quite good

great acting and characters, ni e action, good music and well filmed

you could tell that a few guys were gonna get it bit i didnt expect the beardo

jimmy and janet do a good job and the others play the parts well

the characters all look and feel dinnerent like in Contra Hard Corps or X Men 2 Clone Wars on Sega Genesis

It packs a lot in but doesn't feel rushed and goes by at a good pace with good flow and no drag

Its well made and holds up and tells a good story with themes of temptation and corruption

Those who resisted Temptation like how Jimmy sisnt cam the bad gy when unarmed were able to win and those that gave in like beardo teaming with the bad guy or lt going after the body got it

kinda like a horror movi where the viergins survive, or Erich Von Stroheims Greed where goimg with the sin ruined em

i can see why its highly regarded

For The Naked Spur II I want it to be about Jimmy Stewart going to california with the blonde ut the lt survived and chases after em to get the body to claim the reward, and when they tell him they buried him, he don't buy it and tries to kill em so they have a cat and mouse thing as they try to get to civilization and avoid him until they get to the town and he's blocking the way and they gotta fight him in 1 last death match. also its a 128 bit survival horror game on Gamecue, Dreamcast, PS2 and XboX where you gotta do stealth and evave his detection and use traps to hold him off and divert him.

Urotsukidoji V The Final Chapter Review

 Note: I spell too hot for tv

Urotsukidoji V The Final Chapter

This is Ore Samma No Review on Urotsukidoji V The Final Chapter from the distant future year of 1996(35 years beofre Battlestars the return of Convoy)

Its the final part in the Urotsukidoji Amine but they only did 1 ep with missing animation cuz of low money or w/e

its based on the manga by Toshio Maeda who's cool and likes Go Nagai and invented tentacle p0rn0 cuz in japan you cant show the crotch so he siad "is just a limb so its not a man thing" and it was kosher

its directed by Hideki Takayama who did the Sea CD game Road Blaster aka Road Avenger/Adventure Kid/ Angel Cop/Beast Wars II/Gaiking: Legend of Daiku-maryu /Mystery of the Necronomicon\a few eps of Naruto Shippuden (Ninja ball z)/Speed Racer X(Hopefully not rated X with Speed b0ning the mach 5 cuz hes got the car fetish)/Street Fighter II V/and Urotsukidoji 2 3 4 and 1.

It stars Tomohiro Nishimura from Astro Boy the 00s anime\Berserk\Case Closed\Death Note\Demon Lord Dante\Digimon Frontier\Digimon Tamers(wich was kinda emo)\Fatal Fury: The Motion Picture\Grenadier\Hamtaro\Mobile Fighter G Gundam\Monster Rancher\My Neighbor Totoro\Pokémon\Pokémon Advance\Power Stone\Pretty Cure\Sailor Moon S\Street Fighter II V\Ultimate Muscle\Urotsukidoji 1 2 3 4 and the new saga/Yu-Gi-Oh! GX\Zillion: Burning Night, Kumiko Takizawa (Who died on my b day)from Bleach\Case Closed\Ghost Stories\Gorillaman\New Cutey Honey\Pokémon Generations\The Raepeman Anime Version\Superbook\Urotsukidōji 1 and 3\Wedding Peach, Miyuki Matsushita from Case Closed\Dinozaurs\Fobia\Urotsukidōji 1 3 and 4\Wedding Peach and a lot of p0rn0, Rei Igarashi from BioHunter\La Blue Girl Returns\Case Closed\Demon Beast Invasion\Demon Lord Dante\Inuyasha\Ogenki Clinic Adventures\The Raepeman Anime Version\Serial Experiments Lain\Urotsukidōji IV, Yumi Takada from Astro Boy rom the 00s\(La) Blue Girl\Case Closed\Demon Beast Invasion\Demon Beast Resurrection\God Mazinger\Guy\Hanappe Bazooka\Lady Blue\Mahoromatic - Automatic Maiden\Pokémon\Pokémon Advance\Ranma ½\Sailor Moon Sailor Stars\Demon Beast Invasion\Urotsukidōji 1 2 3 and 4\Venus 5 and a lot of p0rn0 anime, Yuriko Yamaguchi from (La) Blue Girl Returns\Cardcaptor Sakura: The Movie\Case Closed\Daigunder\candya66 Dragon Ball Super\Dragon Pink\Eureka Seven\Fullmetal Alchemist\Inuyasha\Lady Blue\Mon Colle Knights\aruto\New Cutey Honey\One Piece\Pocket Monsters\Pokémon\Pokémon Advance\Pokémon Chronicles\Shaman King\Super Dragon Ball Heroes\Urotsukidōji II\Variable Geo\Wedding Peach\Yu-Gi-Oh! Zexal\Zatch Bell, one of ore samma no faves Daisuke Gouri from Star Fox 64\Dead or Alive\Lunar 2: Eternal Blue\alis III\Battle Arena Toshinden\Bio Armor Ryger\Bleach\Case Closed\Dog Soldier: Shadows of the Past\Dominion Tank Police\Dragon Ball/Z/GT\Fist of the North Star the 80s movie\Fist of the North Star\Fist of the North Star 2\Fullmetal Alchemist\Genesis Climber Mospeada\Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex\Gorillaman\Inuyasha\Jungle Book: Shōnen Mowgli\Ki*Me*Ra\Locke the Superman\MÄR\Megazone 23\Ninja Gaiden OVA\Ninja Scroll\One Piece\Pokémon\Saint Seiya\Sakigake!! Otoko Juku\Shin Kyūseishu Densetsu Hokuto no Ken: Raoh-den Gekitō no Sho\Shin Kyūseishu Densetsu Hokuto no Ken: Yuria-den\Shuten Doji\Slayers - The Motion Picture\Slayers Return\The Super Dimension Cavalry Southern Cross(Robotech season 2)\Tekken: The Motion Picture ovas\Transformers: Super God Masterforce\Transformers: Victory\Transformers: Zone\Ultimate Muscle\Urotsukidōji 1 and 4\Escaflowne\Yu-Gi-Oh! GX\Cutie Honey\The Flying House, Hirotaka Suzuoki  from Mega Man X6 and X7/Amon - Apocalypse of Devilman\Case Closed\Dragon Ball\Z\GT/Dream Dimension Hunter Fandora\Fatal Fury 2: The New Battle\Fist of the North Star 2\Genesis Climber Mospeada(robotech season 3)\Guy\Kyomu Senshi Miroku\M.D. Geist\Mad Bull 34\Naruto the Movie: Ninja Clash in the Land of Snow\Pokémon\Ranma ½\Sailor Moon Sailor Stars\Saint Seiya\The Super Dimension Cavalry Southern Cross\The Super Dimension Fortress Macross\The Super Dimension Fortress Macross: Do You Remember Love?\Urotsukidoji 1 and 2.

I saw this b4 and abrided it and its well done

also its an adult anime so its got a lot of b0ning

so we get text and a narrator saying how theres moe to this realm than we see and there salso a realm of demons and man beasts

they have a legend that after 3000 yeas the chjin or overfirled but really super god will arrive and unite the relams, and that time is close

then we see clips of the 1st urotsujodoji where nagumo b0ned akemi in the school after dark and got her pregnant after vowing to be together forever

he devolved and hulked out while b0ning her and turned into a daemon kaiju and nuked japan but Amano of the man beast realm who looked for the chojin for yers attacked him and went in thinking hes the chojin he long searched for

inside he met the real chojin whos the unborn kid of akemi and nagumo whospoke from in akemi as this is pro life and knows the truth and akemi was mindwiped and nagumo is the demon of destruction who is gonna wipe out the old world to make way for the new one

a good thing on how when teens b0ne they get pregnant and their lives as they know it are over and they gotta be there for their kid

so akemi cant die til she poops out the chojin in 100 years and in the past he lead the demon and man beat realms and went to sleep for 3000 years but awoke to find man had devolved into greedn and selfishness and will start over so people will know how to love

amano vows to survive the demon century century orguss and see the new world and the city burns and we get the title

also amano was searching for the chojin and wanted it more than anything but whe it came, it wasn't what he epected and it changed everything

kinda like teens wanting to b0ne or those wanting the Second Coming of Jesus to fix everything

so we see naked green light akemi spinning around in osaka castle and p-ssing womb juice and amano goes to osaka castle to see the new chojin afte a century pregnancy

nothing changed and it looks how the ruined city when nagumo nuked it but amano recalls how 30 years after akemi got pregnant, the kyo oh or mad regent or lord of chos came whos this blonde chick and after a long trip of several oavs, made it to osaka and p-ssed womb blood and the chojin who came out early ate it cuz hes gross

but when kyo oh b0ned chojin, he devolved and was revealed to be a fake chojin from the demon realm and thats a werid trist and retcon that dont make much sense

so he devolved into a weird tentalce yugioh card and 0ned her all over and she did mouth stuff to his tentacle and 2 other tentacles and he died of b0ning and not like freddy mercuy

amano thinks the power from the b0ning fight made the chojin come sooner and Amano sees Nagumo is back and in his demon of destruction forme and going godzilla with b0ners all over the japan

amano talks to him but he attacka anamo with a mouth blast like he's Broly andAmano avoids it

meanwhile, Akeni poops out all this goo like andersodom cooper after some time in the bath house as biden said and this lightening goes from the castel to the sky and eventually akemi sh-ts out this ki blast from her womb and Amano sez the chjin is borna nd he can see the new world or shin seikai

then we see this organ like hip and the real title with soem cg like a ps1 game

in the pool of life in this organ ship like in cobra la or with the invid is these fleshy things moving and its a  image being spazzd around by cg

it formes croth thing and they meet and drops  thing in the pool and it hits the bottom and plants itself and rises as a lotus and unfurls and its got a naked non gendered thing but not like the tumbler nuts who went to reddit after they banned p0rn0

days later, osaka isall fd as usual and the people snap and start wacking each other and daemons and man beasts join in and its a melstrom of violence and blood like something outta Go Nagai

oh and people are b0ned by humans and monsters with various appendages

Amano in beast mode but not like beast wars or beast machines or altered beast goes around wasting people like DBZ meets Berserk and when his 80s babe sister Megumi shows up he comes, to his senses and sees he was posessed or we and went oj

they see everyones going mental like commies at a protest ebing told facts and they come, acoss thi organ ship that came when the chiin came and go to it

they chck osaka castle and findakemi naked and floating and her hair is long and not inpigtails when she gets f--ked in the a55 like a pig like that dan green anime stepmother sin says

so they go off with her and these alien things that look like some kinda 80s anime monster attack with laser arms and amano and megumi dodge they shots and beat em on

Amano puts akemi on the side to fight em and the midget thing kuroko crarls in her womb to fit his pregnancy feish

jk really amano used a screen nuke and lightening force bust em  and finds they all have the sme face under their masks and they have no croteches

then the genderless thing comes down and sez its the messenger of imagination nizuhi who is made by the chijin and has the powrr of imagination that the other races font have to make what they think real an use it to manipulate the other races

this is a lot like how gender offenders say "i feel like this, so i am it" and attack the normal people who use facts. Toshio Maeda predicted the future, orwarned us it was comming!

so the nzushi used its power to make a big crotch monster horseshoe crab that attacks amano and he zaps it but it s undamaged and when they clash mano is f;d and on the grond with a head hole like lincon had comming

then nizushi uses its powers to bust off megumi's clothes and tackles her and uses mypnosis to make her into it

then nizush grows a b0nar and megumi mouthes it as something carreis off amanos body

then nzushi b0nes megumi and has 2 colored eyes like Yubel in Yugioh G who's also a hermaphrodite

nizush sez megmi is tenstrongest woman in the 3 realms and then turns into a  chick and sez it can be whatever it wants and does crotch thing to megumi and i guess she's queer now but it turns into a dude again and b0ned her

then in the organ ship is the field of conception and nizushi goes in and creates things in the field of birth that drip like egg yolk into humanoids w/o gender ad goes downto the field of growth to be made into the pink things like power rangers enemies and fly does to attack people

in the underground like sonic underground or beast machines the drs work on amano but hes dead and akemi is doing ok so they try electroshock on amano to get his heart going again like nikki sixx from motely crew after an OD

so they tell akei they are a secret group that is under osaka and saved em and as amano wa shock he sees the kyo oh who brings him into the light and shows him the cemetary of time where it shows how earth looks arons ago with the ancienst who were neither of the 3 realms lived between e and iced each other

the chojin revived=m em and make em fight then dividen em into human beats and demon so now the 3 races fight cuz the chojin made em so hed clear em out for the new race

amano is mad that the god beyond gods is toying with mortals and his burning spiit revives him and hes back awake and reunites with akemi who feels refreshed and didnt swell up from the pregnancy

amano is sore from being killed and akemi wants to know about nagumo butamano sez he's the demon of destruction, like the god of destruction in dragon ball super but not f--king gay

then comes in the anti g!v task force who survived after the military fwll and wait, they ahve a gQv?  i thought this was mad max

so they save damano and akemi and thn the genderless gthings come in toice the humans like beast machine and wait its the daemons or ma kai and the gender free things shred the humans with pink lasers and shred daemons too

is this a queer anime? i can see the queers siding with teh chjin as "gender is racist" or w/e

akemi goes up to find nagumo an amano comes, with herand once topside we get nagumo busting outta the ground like the kool aid gy from h-ll

amano wonders why nagumo is still hakai no oni after the chjin was bron and megumi shows up in the same style outsfit but its a diffrent clothes as her last one got ripped off when she was b0ned by the gender offender

megumi is ok after being b0ned a lot as she b0nes a lot and is probably used to it

so nagumo uses a breath weapon to bust of the city and akemi is telling him to stop and runs to him cuz she loves him even though hes devolved into a monster

a lesson the celebs can use as its for better or worse as long as you live, not, until hshe finds a bigger blacker guy to b0ne like back door kim kardashian or soviet taylor swift

so a ulding falls on akemi and nagumo saves her and akemi recalls how when the chojin took hr over she wanted nagumo to ice her to stop the chojin but b4 the chojin stopped em

akemi sez even if th chojin has his mind she has his heart(who has his courage?) and she loves him no matter what cuz shes a good woman whos loyal and honest

nagum spazzes out and charges his lazer but Amano saves herby blasting Nagumi and catches her and flying off as nagumo blasts the area and akemi whines wanting nagumo but amano sez its useless and to wait til the time is right

Amano has Megmi look after Akemi so she dont do anything stoopid as she usually does and Amano goes to face the cho jin

in the organ ship nizushi goes girl and then guy and the ki in the area its in changes

amano goes to the organ ship and inds this weird hermaphrodite thing who knows amano from before but he dont know it and they fight

in the organ ship nizushi changes genders as lights go off on the top of the organ star ship and as amano fleis around it the hermaphordote tirs him up with long fingers liek mr fantastic and zaps him with ki

Amano uses his ki to zap and pop the hermaphrodite but nizushi changes gendersand it revives the hermaphrodite and the slime in the place its in erupts intoits back and grabs its man thing

the hermpahrpdite is amazed at the power of chaos that amano ued to pop it and fight him and zaps him with blue ki butthe slime in the room nizushi is in makes it b0nes itself and the anaimation keeps flipping between positions of nizushi withouth any inbetwween and its hard to follow

so the hermaphrodite disintegrates and amano goes in as the ch jin sez he cant call nizushi complete

amano goes to the cho jin whos a light and force thatblows him back and amano wants him to make nagumo normal

cho jin sez he has use for nagumo to ipe out the past world/races for the new one and amano wants more time to prove themselves but chojin sz th stong wipe out the lower ones as thats how things evolved(but isnt this god comming back after 3000 years proof of creationism?)

Amano sees the cho jin is gonna ice hm and hes gonna rebel against the god and start an uprising to take over as he dont like the way the god made things

just like king henry the 8th and satan

so amano is blasted out and the city is going =nuts and genderless drones and peopel are being iced and amano declares war on the chojin as the city burns like a commie city when a cop caps a crook trying to ice him

the end

that was pretty good

its a 90s anime but feels 80s cuz its by the same guys

the music is good and the animation is well done except when i f==ks out but thats not often

the voicing is good and the story is a good way to start the end of the saga

its like lord of the rings or dbz with its epic scale and great characters but more adult with b0ning and aids refs

its got good themes of adulthood and responsibility and the consequences of teen choices that resonate through life

its more than just a tentacl p0rn0 but has depth and scale

if they made the other chapters of this saga and wrapped it up, i'd say it would have them being rebron without memories or being erased as toshio maeda does the Go Nagai thing of bad endings, but it might have some kind of twist

this holds up and if you can handle blurred out crothces doing stuff its worht it, but its best to watch the 1st 12 eps

For Urotsukidoji 6 I want Nagumo to be wiping out the world and Amano and Megumi lead the resistance with Akemi having some weird connection to Nagurmo and can ense his nearing. Also Amano and  Megumi train to access the Kyo Oh Powers of chaos to negate and destroy the chojin gender odffenders and they grow into manly dudes and thicc bimbos who reproduce and repopulate the world with huamns to replace the ones the chojin ended. Then Amano faces the choji and the chojin turns into a giant womb monster and fights amano and as he's getting beat, megumi comes in with full life and buys time for amano to recharge before they combine the kyo oh powers and wipe out the cho jin and amano and megumi becme the new cho jin. also they face and beat nizush who devolves into a chair monster made of man parts as it dont have a gender and the hermaphrodite that amano fought is rwally takeaki whos been revived and works for the cho jin and merged with myunihausen who wants revenge and megumi burns away the myunihausen and brings takeaki back as a manly alpha male with huge otokojuku muscles and 80s glam metal band naeon hair. Also its a 16 bit fighting game and beat em up on sega genesis, snes, tg16, atari jaguar and gba where you play as amano and/or megumi and fight through the genderless grunts and figh various bosses and some are guys revived form the 1st 4 uotsukidoji oavs and they have super formes and you do too and become realy buff and manly as amano and really thicc and curvy as megumi.