Hush… Hush, Sweet Charlotte Review

note; i'm not demented, my spelling is

hush... hush, sweet charlotte

this is my review on hush hush sweet charlotte

its directed by the guy who did whatever happened to baby jane and the dirty dozen

are those p0rn0es??

its got bette davis and Olivia de haviland

joan "crawl up my a55" Crawford didn't wanna do this

it was meant as a copy of baby jane to cash in on the popularity

like bubsy for sonic

so it starts with a confederate guy yelling at a guy he hates about how he wants to ice him

hes a big bada55 confederate guy and his plantation is rotting

but he tried to fight to keep it good

and his daughter is charlotte and the guy he hates wants her

he wanted to elope with charlotte

imma call her char as its easier to spell

also Gundam

oh and the hated guy is married and the wife told the confederate dad

so he was the bad guy

so dad tells him his plan for the party tonight

at da party he tells her something offscreen and shes busted up over it and sezz she could waste him

later a meat cleaver goes missing

then the hated guy gets his hand chopped off by it

then gets chopped up

we don't see who it is chopping him

later char comes out with blood on her dress

then its the distant future year of 1964

some candy a55 kids go to the home and joke about char

they have a caveman looking kid who wants to join their gang(da spiders) jack something char touched from her home

she can ice him and its legal as hes an intruder

btw this is widescreen

he wakes up char and runs out

the other kids book it too

then we get credits to a song like freddy Krueger

shes upset by those little c-cksuckers

hope she chops em up

later its daytime and a bulldozer starts bustin her place

so she gets her rifle and opens fire to scare him off

the head worker gets p-ssed at her but she sez if she wanted to ice him, she would've

bada55

he sez the state made the land for a bridge or something

typical big government, taking our rights

she don't consent and when he brings up getting away with murder, she dumps a stone thing by him

chars maid or w/e has her get dressed and makes breakfast

at the police thing a guy sez about how they didn't find the victims head and hand

its a brit reporter looking into the hated guys thing

then a guy comes in and sez how char is goin mental

at home sherrif comes in and char sez she knows him

sherrif sez she has 10 days left there

char sez her cousin Miriam is coming

he goes but maid sez Miriam aint commin

and shes chars only relative

this is seeming a lot like the secret of nimh

char talks to dr drew (not that dr drew) and he tries to get her to think no ones out to get her

then Miriam (olive de haviland) comes

dr drew sez char has enough cash to live anywhere well

she otta go to da 3rd world and civilize it

char and mir reunite and are happy

later they have dinner and dr drew keeps trying to make her think shes not being persecuted

Miriam sez char gotta leave

char goes on a tirade about how chars confederate dad helped Miriam as a kid

a Miriam was the one who outed char and hated guy to hated guys wife

also Miriam told the confederate dad about it

and char and the hated guy were b0ning!!

char gets emotional and leaves to dramatic tunes while calling for the hated guy

drew and Miriam say car is nuts but not enuff to be locked up

and drew sez she never accepted the hated guy bit it

also dr drew gives Miriam a gun

the real dr drew wouldn't do it

that's why this ones better

hes bada55

well

more than TV's dr drew anyway

after he leaves a dog barks and shadows move

who's dog is it?

later a door opens and Miriams dress is on a door and sliced

so the brit reporter and the sheriff look through past papers on the case

confederate dad used his connections to save his daughter

most good fathers would

also a yankee reporter is trying to sell more cr-p with the bridge story and playing it like a horror story

later miruim talks to the wife of the hated guy and wife don't like mirium

later char is goin mental over maid bringing in the cr-p mag with the image of the headless in handed bf from the mail

char reveals she thinks its the wife as shes been getting hate mail for years

and the 1st one was mailed from that town

and she saved em all for some reason

so wife talks to reporter and she gives him a note to open after she bites it

later Miriam wakes up and hears the song hush hush sweet charlotte

sounds like biz Markie

it was char doing it on da piano

when she wakes up at time she feels like her hated bf is still here

maybe its his lingering Ki?

then the door opens and theres a cleaver and a hand on da floor

char freaks out and runs upstairs

but its not there when mir turns on da lights

and the dog is barking

someone hammer dat dog!

don't waste a bullet

use a hammer!!

later when char checks it out these an axe hole in da floor

a few big black chicks working for her say she acts crazy but isn't really

later char puts flowers by a grave and brit reporter confronts her

don't trust him! he's brttish!

he sez they met b4 in England

he tells her what she wore then

but what if she didn't recall?

or misremembered?

he read everything aboot her and is interested in her

she sez she don't know of shes nuts or not

nuts or not?

sounds like a gameshow

she snaps and takes back a music box from a black woman and goes b--chy for a bit

the music box is what the caveman boy tries to steal b4

and it plays the song hush hush sweet charlotte

later its a thunderstorm

man we're 45 mins in

didn't feel like it

no

75 mins in

it started at 5 45

in the storm light and with the wind, char goes around her home all spacy

mirium comes down, closes the door letting da wind in and finds char with broken mirrors and an arm cut

she sez it was her confederate dad

later miruim and dr drew are having char taken away to rest elsewhere

maid sez if char goes with mir, she wont be seen again

like with marilin Monroe after the kenadies

and that mir is jealous of maid cuz char liked maid better

and mir wants maid gone saying shes not needed

this is like in the bad seed how that guy knew the kid was da killer

dr drew helps get maid out

Miriam sez maid is jealous of those close to char

maid goes to brit and tells him

at night char talks to a painting of confederate dad saying he iced the hated guy

she opens da front door and a yankee reporter snaps pix and runs

then Miriam comes in, drops a fake head and char faints

its revealed Miriam and dr drew were working to commit her and get her estate

this is like that joan Crawford movie where she chopped off that guys Gulliver and her daughter tried to drive her nuts

maid sneaks back and finds char drugged

she tries to get char out but hears a noise and puts everything back and hides

also she took the drugs

Miriam comes in and notices the drugs are gone and goes out

maid gets char dressed but mir returns

maid reveals she knows of da drug and is gonna out her

dumba55!

u revealed ur hand!

then Miriam busts her with a chair and she goes down da stairs

I think she bit it

later dr drew is there saying char deluded herself into thinking confederate dad iced the hated guy

and cuz of dat she never spent her inheritance

later the brit sees the coroner about maid biting it

they say she fell off a ladder

and dr drew brought her in

later dr drew sings hush hush sweet charlot and char wakes up and comes down

he leaves b4 she gets there

she play it a bit on piano but finds herself holdin a gun

she has a trippy experience of reliving the party night

then confederate dad comes in and hated guy leaves

then the room is empty

hated guy returns but then hes missing a hand and head

so se caps him

then the windows blow out

back in reality Miriam comes in and char capped dr drew

char stops her from calling da sherrif saying its an accident\

char sez to hide da body and to pay off mir for it

this is kinda like in gone with the wind how scarlet capped dat yankee and Melanie (Olivia de haviland) helped hide the body

then the brit returns and mir answers da door

brit mentions maid biting it and char overhears

after brit goes they drive a car with dr drews body in it

oh straight jacket was the joan Crawford movie it happened in

char don't wanna touch dr drews body but does it anyway

they dump him in da river

on the way back Miriam slaps char around and sez shes never gonna suffer for her again

mir takes the car and char cries inside

but then dr drew returns covered in mud

what is this? interview with the vampire?!

char freaks out

Miriam returns and dr drew is gone but theres a muddy footprint

later Miriam and dr drew share a drink

they casually bicker over who gets to be the alpha in the dark dealings and choose where to live

oh and she had the wife pay her for covering up the wife chopping up the hated guy

and Miriam let both wife and charlotte suffer for years

what a b--ch

and they used blanks in the gun char shot dr drew with

and theyre getting char committed tomorrow

and confederate dad and hated guy were b0ning a lot

so char crushes dr drew and Miriam with a stone flower pot

just like the start of the film

the gossips say char did it

but the hated guys wife just bit it

brit sez what if wife iced hated guy and was blackmailed?

and tells yankee char was innocent

but that its just a guess

so char leaves her music box behind and walks out of her confederate home free to enjoy her life

yankee gets her photo as does brit

brit gives char the wifes letter

she reads it silently and shows emotion

then drives off on a new adventure

and we hear hush hush sweet charlotte over credits

huh, George kennedy was in this

the end

that was good

I liked it

the ending of her being free moved my heart

its good suspence, good horror and good drama

its got a nostalgia feel to it

makes me think of my 90s home and how it was b4 it got upgraded

the original kitchen and bathroom tile

moves me heart it does

for hush... hush, sweet charlotte 2 I want her and the brit to have become celebs for funding innocence projects to help people wrongly convicted. but one guy is a director who is accused of using real corpses in his film. also actors had to eat the corpses and went mental afterward. the director sez he was told they were fake but the producer sez the director ordered it. turns out it was the producer who did it as he was obsessed with the movie and hated how the director was doing it as its based on his corpse eating fetish.