Scarface Review

note; my spelling is able to push it to the limit(wrong version)

scar face

this is my review on scarface ()the 30s ver)

its also called; the shame of the nation

sounds like a democrat movie lol

its produced by howard hughes and stArs paul ,muni

its based on al capone and a novel

ooh its wrote by ben Hecht

and boris Karloff has a part

and its directed by howard hawks

title text sez its an indictment on gang rule

and its based on actual cr-p

what r u gonna do about it?

some italianoes are talking about doing something at a restaurant only they ae in

the backgrounds look kinda german expressionist

then someone in silhouette caps the guy

later a newspaper guy sez theres gonna be a gang war

sounds like we need Edward g robinson as a hatchet man

muni has had a haircut or something

he lights a match on this guys sherrif badge

the guy slugs him

at the station they real a list of his crimes

they think he might've iced the guy b4

he was the guys bodyguard but sez he was sleeping during the icing

btw his name is tony

one time in grade school this kid in my bros class stood up, listed his shirt over his head and said; tony's on dope! tony's on dope!

so tony sez he saw and heard nothing

cop sez hes gonna get tony some day

i'll get u next time gadget! next time!!

later tony return tpo this place with a blonde and sez he got his face scar in the war

war with a blonde someone sez

tonys boss sez tony and him lead the guys

later tony has a dispute with his sister over her kissing guys

I think in the real version they were b0ning

he tells her; no more fellas

are hermaphrodites ok?

their mom b--ches about sister taking tonys money

later some more italianoes meet at a place

everyone wears stylish suits and hats

tonys boss sez rtheyre gonna run more beer and get more cash

and hes in charge

I think this is how j FK's dad made his cash

1 guy disagrees with tonys boss

most agree

and tony is the main enforcer

1 guy asks for a pencil

remember in the dark knight???

it fades to the next scene

I think they jokered him with it

later tony forces a guy to buy booze from him

later he drives by something and throws something in a building that blows it

later he shoots up an Irishman place

later we get a day calander and machine gun fire as the pages go by

tony is moving up

hes gay for the blonde from b4

he sez to her hes getting a new car

bulet proof glass and a steel body

tonys boss is worried people might ice him

tony aint worried

then theres a drive by

later a guy calls and don't give his name

tonys minion who answered cant write

later this irish guy was iced in his flowershop and tony's blonde asks him about it

he looks outside at a sign that sez; the world is yours

tony is making it big so hes gonna wear a new shirt every day

what a waste

hes about to make out with the blonde and his illiterate man comes in and the leave

he neets the sherrif and they go downtown

later boris Karloff is getting guns from crates

but hes brittish!

they fear guns!!

he still has that brittish accent even playing a mobster

after tony gets out on habius corpus he remeets the blonde at  restaurant

then theres a drive by and the place is shredded

man that's a lotta cars shredding it

tony is impressed they got portable machine gunz

toiny goes out and takes a few shots at em with his peashooter

tony's boss busts his a55 over icing the Irishman

tony gets drunk on power of his machine gun and goes to shred some guys

after a montage of wackings, the cops whine about trying to stop people rom owning guns

then theres more gun gang warfare montage

lotsa action and car crashes and wackings

then on valentines day a buncha guys get shredded in a silhouette room

Karloff goes there and sees his men iced

later he whines about being the only one left

the cops know tony did it but cant prove it

they otta use psychics

also some hopscotch playing kids (kids with scotch and hops???!) got shredded

a guy whines about the media ignoring all these killings as a way of trying to stop it by not talking about it

1 guy wants more deportation and anti gun laws

he also wants martial law

and compares guns to white slavery and drugs

but guns are tools, if you ban guns they use knives.

ban knives, they use hammers

ban hammers they just use kung fu

in an age of technology, the human body is the deadliest weapon(fatal fury)(I think I got it misquoted)

after a play or w/e tony gets word his men found a guy

they go to a boweling alley and Karloff is there

he rolls and gets capped as it gets a strike

later its a party and tonys there

someone complains and gets capped

his sister is there in a dress that's too hot for the 30s

but in sailor moon would be too covered up

it shows her arms and back and pits

she tries to seduce a guy

5kank!

but he don't go for it

its the bosses sister!!

also tony and da blonde are there and the blonde is in a similar dress but white

nice pits

tony sees his sister and takes her out

as in outta da place

not wacked

at home he sez he'd ice her if he catches her in a lace like dat

she sez its her business what she does with men and he wails on her

come on girl. he just don't want you getting pregnant with a lotta babies at once

as he goes outside a cart opens fire on him but he dodges and drives away

good car chase

his bullet proof glass defends him

they both drive off a ledge and crash after tony swerves ahead of em

huh, according to wikipedea, this was filmed at Harold Lloyds studios and his bro Gaylord Lloyd (which now sounds like a p0rn0 name)got a popped eye from a gun accident

later tonys sister I think is dating some guy

tony somehow survived and got out and bribes a guy to lure his boss over

tony gets to the boss (wikipedea sez protégé) and has him iced

later tony stops by his blondes place

sister talks to her bf about tony

tony returns and his mom tells him his sister is b0ning a guy

sister plays piano and sings a song about a train wreck

tony comes by and wastes the bf

his sister sez they were just married

so it should be ok for them to b0ne

she calls him a mur diddly uderer and butcher and runs out

the cops somehow know tony iced the bf and all go after him

they open fire and I think the illiterate guy got it

he answers the phone and bites it

its the blonde on da phone

tony sez he didn't know

the sister comes in and pulls a gun on him

but cant do it

she changes her mind instantly and tells tony to gtfo as the cops are coming

and she sez she loves him

they try to book it but the cops are getting in

they decide to fight off the whole police squad

his place is coated in steel and he lols

but his sister got capped

for once tony is afraid

she bites it and the cops put in tear gas

the cops break in hes unarmed and begs for mercy

then runs out and gets capped

the camera shows the sign he liked saying; da whirled iz yoorz

the end

that was quite good

it seems longer than it is, but not in a bad way

muni is great in here and its got good action even by todays standards

I hear even capone liked it

i haven't really seen the 80s version but I work out to the song from it

also Brandon (a kid 5 years younger than but but was my bros friend in my 90s hood who got me into Yugioh and beyblade) showed me his scarface dvd where the guy gets chansawed

once we watched the crow and he went on a beyblade site swearing on the message boards

but this holds up and is still good

classy and cool

for scarface 2 I want tonys sister and gf to have been pregnant and their kids are 20somethings in the 50s. his sister survived and was only blacked out from stress but the dr saved her. they get into the supernatural and start going in search of cryptids in various places. also they go hunting these monsters with machine guns. in one psrt they go to Africa and find the Mokele-mbembe but its savage and tries to ice em. so they barely get out alive. they return with more armor and weapons and fight various animals in the jungle like hippoes and chimps and gorillas and try to get their revenge on the Mokele-mbembe that nearly got em. also its a 2 player run and gun like contra with 1 player as tonys son and 1 as his sisters daughter and they were funded by scarfaces fortune he had hid away in foreign banks with high interest.