Tell Them Willie Boy Is Here Review

note; I know little of tis film. but my mom likes it so imma do it 4 her. homie

Tell Them Willie Boy Is Here

this is my review on Tell Them Willie Boy Is Here

its directed by a commie who was blacklisted for communism

Abraham polonsky

it starts with text read about how in 1909 some crazy cr-p happened in California

eewwwwwww

its really widescreen

its got Robert redford and Robert blake

so this guy goes through Africa or California wastelands or w/e

ohh its base on a book

the guy walking talks with a horse and buggy guy

the guy is willie boy

I call him wb

he gets a lift to a reservation

I think wb was b0ning a chick and left when her husband came home

what is this? jerry springer?

needs more crossdressers

a moustache mAN comnes by and sez he'd cap wb

I think its the husband

1 blonde guy sells people whisky he stole

I think the other people in the reserve are having a cockfight

but it cant show it

so wb has some whiskey

the reserve head chick has a cop I think deal with the whiskey sellers

the cop (sheriff) beats the blonde guy up and runs him outta town

so theres a parade with prez taft coming

1 guy goes on a tirade about big gov taking his stuff cuz hes white and male

just wait til the 2000s\

1 guy playing pool makes a comment to wb about the reservation and wb assaults him with a pool stick

that was unneeded escalation

he said words I hate so I beat him up

I'm not saying its ok to insult people

but to attack em for it?

not right

wb runs and the pool guy wants justice for the assault

wb talks to a guy named Charlie (hopefully not sheen)

later sheriff (I think its redford) trys b0ning the head of the reserve

later wb makes out with this tanned chick

after b0ning her, sheriff redford wants the head of the reserve to give it up

the head whines about redfords dad killing Indians

also the head is kinda brittish

she mouths off to him about him being violent and it gets em to b0ne again

after b0ning the tanned chick, they talk about how her dad don't want wb

a guy interrupts their b0ning and wb caps him\

Its her dad

they run away

the next day redford and his homies are sent after wb

the head (who reminds me of a more brittish dr Quinn) sez wb b0ning her and icing her dad and running away is marriage by capture

part of their heritage

what is this? violence jack??

needs more hermaphrodites

later wb ties up the tanned chick and she sez shes gonna yell for help

so he frees her and they run together

the group after em calculate where they are headed

wb sees smoke and finds those after hoim haven't caught on to where they headed

the group decides to wait til after dark

1 guy recalls a mission he did with redfords dad

at night wb talks with tanned chick

he has her remove her shoes an walk around the group with him

1 group member hears something and opens fire

its a dingo or something

so redford finishes it

Charlie I think sticks up for wb saying he didn't have a gun and they could've capped the girl

the next day wb and his girl run off

redford sez they aint gonna catch wb unless he wants 2 b caught

wb and his chick get water in a pond or w/e and soak in it

she sez she wanted to get married in a church in a white dress

shouldn't've been b0ning that guy then

wb sez once e got drunk and was in jail for 30 days

then talks about how awful it was for him

mabe you shouldn't've got drunk then

wb wants to ice those after him

she tries to talk him outta it

also they keep talking about whiteness

so what if they're white?

so what if you aint?

the group finds their trail and Charlie wants em to give wb a chance to surrender

wb thinks they paid charlei  was paid to get him

so he goes j fk and picks a buncha em off

1 guy is sent for reinforcements

at town they wanna keep da prez taft safe

also the head talks with redford and he wants to b0ne her

while talking with some people she finds redford in her room

she goes back but gets p-ssed at a guy questioning the wb incident

then she goes back to redford and they slowly undress

but she has some kinda freak out and he leaves

later she tells redford her b--ching about wb didn't help

and people are talking of wb having hundreds of indian homies trying to take over

if ur Canadian or lived in soviet canada you may recall louie riel, a malcontent who tried to set up a zone just for his race in the 1800s

he iced some people and was executed for his crimes

but somehow became a Canadian hero

what next? manson jr high?

meanwhile people wanna erase the history of people who built this country

its like saying lincon was evil but john wilkes booth was a hero

later wb finds a tent and it has a hidden gun and cash in it

w goes off to some place for horses at night

back then they could execute u for jackin horses

now if someone steals from you and you stop em, YOU get charged

redford hears a dog and goes out and wb nearly caps him

later wb returns to the tent place and his girl is gone

he finds her hiding and she sed if she stays hes gonna bite it

he gets p-ssed and tells her to go bring the group to him

but she returns and they b0an

the next day the group finds wbs trax and goes after him

redford goes in but has a nipper covering him

we hear gunshots

then it has the tanned chick iced with 1 bulet hole in her

she might've iced herself

redford goes after wb

the head checks the tanned chicks bod

redford sets up a fake human (jinzo ningen) on a string and moves it with a rope to draw wb's fire

then gets to the pond and drinks

he notices a handprint and puts his in it

I assume he got powers from it

he gets behind wb and they draw

but redford caps wb

then carries him out of the rock place they fought

he gives him to some guys and redford cleans his hands with dust

he sez he gave wb a chance but wb had no bullets

wb is burned and a guy rom da group wanted some evidence

redford sez they all outta souvenirs and the camera pans to the burning smoke

the end

that was pretty good

even though the director was a commie he still made a good film

this was well made and had good work done in it

good scenes, camera work and acting

I like films based on books and true storys and this one as well done

for Tell Them Willie Boy Is Here 2 i'd like for it to be the 30s and people are bummed by the cr-ppy economy. some guys use willy boy as a symbol of rebellion and California leaves the union after enough people vote on it. it then goes communist and they start executing people based on fear of them being capitalists. then its 20 ears later and california is a slum of poors and disease and raiders attack Arizona until arizona cant take it and fight back, starting an international incident and theres a war between the soviet republic of california and Arizona (who has the backing of texas). the californias don't have guns or real skills and the arizonas are bada55 cowboy dudes. its also an 8 bit Gameboy/NES/Game Gear/Master System game where you play as either a bada55 Arizona fighting hordes of rotting California commies or a candya5 California commie sending waves of his own men to fight the superior arizonas