Outside The Law Review

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Outside The Lat

This is my review on Outside The Law from the distant futeure year (To Ben Hur) of 1920(100 years beforre Transsdormers Victory I meabn Super God Masterfirce)

Its directed by Toddd Browning who did The Devil Doll, Mark of the Vampire, Freaks, Draculas, West Of Zanzibar, The Unknown, The Show, The Blackbird, The Unholy Three,White Tiger, The Wicked Darling, and is kind of the 20s Tim Burton

It stars Priscilla Dean from The Wicked Darling/White Tiger, Lon Chaney from The Unholy Three (both versions)/West of Zanzibar/Laugh, Clown, Laugh/Mockery/The Unknown/Mr. Wu/The Blackbird//The Phantom of the Opera/The Monster/He Who Gets Slapped/The Hunchback of Notre Dame/The Shock/Oliver Twist/Flesh and Blood/The Ace of Hearts/The Penalty/The Wicked Darling, Ralph Lewis from Thhe Avenging Conscience/The Birth Of A Nation/Intolerance/Flesh and Blood/The 20s Dante's Inferno/Abraham Lincoln, E. Alyn Warren from The Trail of '98/Son of the Gods/Abraham Lincoln/The Hatchet Man/The Mask of Fu Manchu/The Devil-Doll/Gone with the Wind, John George from The Unknown/Scaramouche/The Prisoner of Zenda, Anna May Wong from The Theif of bag daxd/The Toll of the Sea, and some 1800s ddes i never saw in anytrhing

I never saw this but Lon Chaney and Todd Browing are usually a good mix

So affter title and creditys we get a book on The Saying of confucious and 1 quote sez; if a country has only good rulers for a century, ciime anthe death penalty can end

too bad ewe keep electing deviants and monsters like the marquis de sade jr in canada

then it sez in chinatown in san fran aids the asians and followers of confusious are coming in

what about buddhists?

so chang low is a popular guy in town and silent madden is an ex crime lord whos turning good from changs teachings

also his daughter molly is called silky moll and jokes if he keeps turning good, his gambling house will be a sunday school

theres a crook called black mike played by lon chaney whos probaly gonna sacrifice himself to save the chick if this is like 90% of all other  lon chaney films

and dapper bill whos his homie and black mike or bm wants to frame madden so his daughter will be his after going against the law

hes gonna have then hgang open fire when madden goes out and they get up and leave

wing, played by lon chaney in make up, is changs other disciple and madden 95 goes out for a show and wing followews

out there wiing sees something and bm and his droogs go in a building but 1 goes out

wing, wait, its not wing, its a droog, goes into a gambling area, or game corner on modern pokemon, and sez the druggist wants to see him, and the druggist is mr simmons, like in hey arnold

wing tries to get in a fenced off area and as maadden goes by, a guy caps him in the shoulder but wing helps hiom escape in the gunfire fight all over the street thatr broke out

bm caps a cop anbd sends a minioon with it out and madden 89 gets back to changs place

eventually, the cops come and take out the remaining gunmen

madden sez a fight started when he came out anbd a stray bullet got him

minioon throws the gun in a place and gets the cops to lookand sends em too changs place

the cops accuse madden 97 for capping the cop as they have a witness

bbm sez when she learns her dad wwas framed she'd go bad and chick gets b--chy over chang's lifestyle not saving dad

chang sez its not over and madden gets 8 months as they didsnt have enough evidence for life

so later bm is gonna pull a jewel heist like reoyge the bat and get chick in on it

i think she consents and goes offf but bms homie dont like doublecrossing her

bm sez he hates her and wants her and dad to get f'd

chang tells cop that madden is innocent and proson will make him devolve into anger abnd hate but cop sez therey run a clean operation at the force

chang bashes the sysatem fior using man made laws to punish the innocent()Whiuch if you check history, Thou Shalt Not Murder was from The Lord in Both Exoduss and Noah, not man mmade)

so bms homie goes to see chicxk daughter and sez the deals off and he';s bnot doing the heist

also he sez bm framed her dad and wwas gonna frame her whjile he gets da jewels

but bm is tallking with the cop about how chick and a guy are gonna do something, wwait, its madden and her were gonna do it b4 he was caught

also he sez chick tried to f him up, meanwhile, homie sezhow bm was gonna ditch her and let the cops get her while hoomie gets off thjrough da garden

chick wants to do the heist but not go out the dooor abnd havbe vbm explain why shges not there

cop sez thers a reception on thats using a pro agency for protectyion, and he wants to catch her when sge comes out and sshow the pro agency whos da best

homie sez to chick to hide out in another place and he'd come later annd put da jewels in a renmted car

then in this mansion is a party and it looks like the addams family house withg the main hall stairs

chick is there in a fancy fur and so is homie and theys gon jacvk da joolz

so homie introduces ther homne owner to chick as his sister and chick and homer talk until homie uses a rag on his mouth to k o him(i think it had drugs)

jomie gets da sasfe behind a wall carpety and chick is lookout but sdomeone comes so she stands there for a bit until homie gets da joolz

its da butler and she chats with him as homie leaves, wait, that wasnty him, and homie closes da safe but i think cop saw through the window

so they walk around and by thre fountain and 1 guy asks da buitler about home owners neive but butler sez homioe and chick artre stranfgers and  1 guy looks arounbd and finds homer k o ed with a s,elly rag

chick and jomie get to a car and go off abnd change cl.othes then hide out for a while in a rtented apartment

homie ghets tired of being cooped up in there and tyhinbks its like jail

u could work out and get ripped

he sees a blonde kid in sa neighbnpors window and weants to make him a kite after talking to him buit chiock sez she told him not to let him in

kid comews by andhas fun with homie but chick is kinda b--cxxhy about it

elsewhere someone, i think bms droog, is b--ching about hoe the heroes cheeted hiom and he wants the jewels and revenge

at a meetimng, droog\, chanfg and cop are there and droog sez he drove the heroes to a corner but thats all he knows

the cops wanna check da area and kid and homie maske a kite and lean out da window buitchick b--ches at him fore doing something that might let da cops see em

btw; kid goes to a neifghbors place?  cant have that today! vpeopler fear someone mighjt b0ne em!

kid goes and homie thinks he otta marry chick and breed with her but she thinks da kid will be a croook

hopmie sez they wertent born crooks but she thinks a kid of crookas will be 1

so months later and neither has different hair and they are getting tired of being in that place

homie wants to return da jools but chick sez no and dont let da kid in anymore

homie goos oot and chsang taslks with cop about hoew if u break dsa law, u gotta pay

chang asks if they return das jools will he drop da charges? and cop mouths yesd

chick hears da door knob turn and gets her gun ready but its da kid with a bunchsa dogs

she instinctivlt fires a shot and ir blows off half the kids head in a splattery burst

jk really she holds her fire and goesx to see the dogs and the kid gets the gun and plays with it

she ghets mad asnd takes it and kid crys and higs herr and shes a sourpuss over it

what is she? a fewminist?

well; kid's hug wins her over and she turns happy and drys his tears and kisses his lips

well, this IS soviet california, they accept other orientations

cop looks around and asks about new tenants but finbds jack sh-t

homie returns and sees kid is happy and so is chick and eventually the mom comesd for the son and he goes with his many dogs

wife sez dads a dick (detective in the 20s) and likes haVINg his kid come home to him

chick worries that wife will describe them to her husband but admits the innocent love of a child in wonderful

chang talks with asiasn chicks and homie wants to snd back da jools but chick sez they need money to relu in

homie sez if they keep em, they'll be in fear of getting caught and after some bickering,sees a shadfowe of a crtosas on da floor and realizes she needs to go straight

theres a cross over the window area and moving and i think its the kite that got f'd

droog and gm talk about something and later chick and homie go out and hid the jools in da plant

he gets em and sez when they see em giving it back they';ll know they went straight andf vhang will help

as they go out, bm is there and homie sez he was about to see him

bm looks like the joker with his grin and they all have hands in pockets with guns probably and its a stand off

the fuse is lit, we only need wait for it to blow

lon bm looks around and asks where homie sleeps and calls homie bill as i guess he's dapper bill and i didnt notice

homier sez he has a room across da hall and takes him to see it

chick hides da jools in da pot plant and bm frills homie bill where the jools are

home sez he wantsa to know too and has been trying to find out where shre put em for months as the cops are after em

he clasims the guy in the hosue weas onto him and he gave her the jools and she ditched him but he tailed her here

homie sez she hid da jools somewherre b4 moving in here and then later its night and chick was freacked out from bm's men utside and no word from homie

she goes to bed and we see her in 1800s undies and homie tells bm to send his goons home so da cops dont catch em

bm whos smoking which killed lon chaney goes out to tell da guys to hide but goes back up da stairs and picks da lock on chicks room

he sneaks in as she fakes sleep and homie comes by and knocks

she puts on a see through scarf over her shoulders and sees lon chaney fighting homie

lon gets slugged but pulls a gun and when nbilly pulls his, lon sez he unloaded it b4

billy throws the gun and lon dux and it busts da window, then they fight

lon is gonna knife billy as i guess it wasnt a gun but chick stops him and he sez 1 is lying and wantys to know who

someones at da door and lon sez its da biulls and they scramble but lon gets a gun and sez the cops line was a lie

lon makes billy get the jools and a guy comes to da door

chick gets a gun and sez they gotta stick together to get outbilly opens da door and chik has a gun and so does lon and they open it and i think madden 98 is there with a gun

lon puts dowen his weapon as maybe madden, wait i think its a cop, sez he can outspeed lon but then homie gets the gun and aims at lon and chick has this guy at gunpoint

chick gets da jools and homie is duel weilding guns and after getting a coat, goes with homie

lon and this guy spazz out and the film quality goes to h=ll but i think they fight 

so madden 91 comes outta prison angry as he was rpobably butt hammered and chang sez to fugget a bout it

chick reuniters with dad madden and reveals blackie framed him and wing i mean bilyl sez its true

billy sez blackie is gonna do 20 years and he dont gotta worry buit outsdide is some guys

chick confesses she jacked jools and is gonna return em as chang is right and then nilly pulls a gun to stop adeed from taking enm

chick sez hes protecting him from himself and the guys sneaking around are lon and friendfs

they get in changs place and are in an upper level and wiing sees em

wing raises his hand and disintegrates them in a blast of ki as they scream "noooooooooooo!" and crumble to dust

jk really long and friends bust in and have guns and tajkes the jools but wing bangs a gong and then all h=ll breaks loose and guys fight and grapple

i think da cops come and lon is getting away, wait, no hes fighting homie ad other guys trey toi escape

wing snipers a guy on the uipper level and chick fights a guy an tries to get her dad out

chang sez the jewles are returnewd of their own free will and now cop has to keep the promice not to procecute

i think a section is missing

blackie mike is in h e double soviet french canada and cop lets billy and molly go as chaing got em straight

chang sez the path to happpiness is through suffering and sacrifive and once attained, to be tresaaured like a 1stborn

The End

that was quite good

Great acting, esp by chaney but precilla wasa quite expressive too

Good action and story

good themes and meaning, like how the guy helping the kids kite lead to the girl turning good

nice filming and style

todd browning does it again

and both characters by chaNEY were great anbd opposites

Like Peter Cullen doing Venjor and Optumus Prime

Oh and its only like 75 mins

For Outside The Law 2 I want it to be revealed that blackk mike survived and faked his end by blowing off another guys face and putting his clothes on him, Also he's wounded and works to rebuild his body with Edison Tech with gears and Springs and Steam, But Billy and Milly I mean Molly and Madden have trained in Changs ways and know know Super Kung Fu. Also black mike has his crime empiure attack and as Wing and Chang are out viusiting family in asia, its up to Billy Masdden and Molly to beat em down, leading to a final battle with Cyborg Steam Punk black mike, Its also a 16 bit beat em up on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, GBA and Atari Jaguar with Molly is fast, Madden is Strongh and Billy iis Balenced and they go through a 20s city and beat guys up.