Wednesday, August 17, 2022

Three Hours To Kill Review

 Note: I spell hourly

Three Hours To Kill

This is my revierw on 3 hours 2 kill from the distant future year (To Ben Franklin) of 1954 (30 years b4 Transformers G1)

Its directal by Alfred L. Werker who did nothing I've seen

It starsa Dana Andrews from The GOOD Twilight Zone/The Ox-Bow Incident, Donna Reed from The Picture of Dorian Gray/It's a Wonderful Life/From Here to Eternity, Stephen Elliott from Death Wish 01, James Westerfield fromHang Em High, Richard Webb from the 50s a star is born, Carolyn Jones frrom the 50s War f the Worlds/The Seven Year Itch/Invasion of the Body Snatchers/How the West Was Won, Whit Bissell fromThe Red Badge of Courage/Creature from the Black Lagoon/The Time Machine/Birdman of Alcatraz/The Manchurian Candidate/Soylent Green, Francis McDonald from The Viking/Duel in the Sun/the 40s The Three Musketeers/Samson and Delilah/Santa Fe/Calamity Jane/The Ten Commandments/The Guns of Fort Petticoat/Joe Dakota= and some 1910a guys i never saw

so after title and creditswe see 2 guys ride by this horseman by a river and run off like weeners

so hoirseman i think is da main guy and he goes to town and everyones scared of him

like he has aids in the 80s, or he isnt wearing a mask in 2021

in a bar he meets the barkeep he knows and its tense

main guy has a rope scar on his neck and blames barkeep and he makes barkeep send the drunk home so they can be alone

barkeep offers him a driunk but he declines and attacks him and barkeep sez"we were friends, it wasnt my fault, there were otherts"

main guy puts a gun to barkkeps torso and sez barkeep and others had a guy iced and had him lynched for it

he wants the names but the sherrif comes in and aims a firtearm at him to taker him under arrest

this is like the count of monte cristo, ben hur and hookuto no ken

in jail he sez he came back after hearing sherrif got the position of sherrif and wants the man who wacked carter

then a flashback of 3 years ago when there was a party and 1 guy was drunk, i think its da barkeep

btw this is 77 mins long but grit extentds it with commercils to 2 hours

so main guty meetsd a red hed chick in a red dress whop hes ghay for

wait i tyhink itsd another guy

a loud texas is having fun and main guy telld to keep it down or get da f ouyt

carter and his womn come in and she likes main guy whos named jim like bimmy and jiimmy in doubnle dragon

they go to the back seat of a cart to make out, but in the rteal version they were b0ning

hes been reasdying a ranch and bank loan and they plan a future together

they are gonna marry and shes carters sister and vcarter dont think anyone is good enuff 4 her and is protective

then a friend of main guyy comew but asnd carter com,es in thinkingthey are together, wait, he confronts main guy for wanting to marry her

carter thinkshe wont do it and maion guy sez he should have married her b4, implying they b0nedf

cartyer beats on main guy andmain guy pulls a gun but throws it away and they fight

it cuts away and we see main guy getting up andf finding carter dead and he picks up as gun

the crowd comes andsay carter never had a gun and they think he shot carter in da back

he denies it but they choose to string him up

they rip off hisd shirt and execute him by poking 7 finger holes in hs chest as he screams

jk reallyy his friends try to end him like thec=ck suckers at funimatiomn on vicx mynogna

gf comes in and fires a gun to stop it but it makes the horse cart he was on go and the rope breaks and drags and catches on things and f'd his neck

he jumps off and the horsemen chasing him go after da cart and its clearly day but edityed with tinting to be night

so he rides off on a horse and goes off into hiding in the wasteland and now wants his name clwearted

now hje wants revebnge but sherrif sez they suffered from guilt

imagine if he has them all crucified and set on fire, then drinks moonshine and laughs as they scrream

so hes a wanterd man and is given 003 hours to do what ne needs

so this 1 guy called marty haS 2 chicks and they suggest skipping town and he doesbarkeep gets a gun andfollows main guy going to a barbershop

main guy sees the barkeep aiming at him in the reflexction like in austin powers and jumps in the store

he holds barber at gunpoint and barber sez "i dont carry agun, the only thing i'm handy with is a razer" which means he can chop people up

main guy takes a shave and they talk about how having a womAN CAN help a man

imagine if the barber tried to cut his newwck and main guy caught it in his neck muscle and fingered out the guys eyes?

so after careful shaving with the rope burn, jummy asks why barber wanted him lyubcxhed and barber sez carter helped him and was his homie

jim grabs him and grills him for who wanyted carter dead and holds a blade to hisd neck

he sez he thought it was jim who did it and if he disdsnt he would have cut him whi;le shaving

so jim goes to the hotel and red hed is there and they go to her room

d0ng b0ne her! you might get civil wwar aids!

Sghe gets him a drubnk and comforts him and he asks where is marty

sshe quuesations what good it'll do and sez she waited for him to come bacck as shes gay for him

he sez after hes done he might skiup town and she sez if he wacks the killer hes just as bad as him

she offers to run off with him and he dont consent and he still waNTS CARETER SISTER

i never saw this b4 but i think shes gonna get it

she sez theyt killed the jim she knew and he agrees

he goes down to his horse he parkjed and i thought; what if soeone sabotaged his horse so its brakes went out?

so da town meets to decide what to do about jim and later the barkkeop barber abnd martin and gathered by sherrif to be wary of the jim

carter sister comes by wait its marty and he sends his chicks off to anothertown

2 women? this is p0rn0!

Althouigh Mina in Sailor Moon daterd 2 guys in 1 ep

I wanna get her voice actor to say: I'm Mina and I had over 300 guys! Today on Maury!

so jim goes to a mexoico gguy and carter chick looks on, wait, its sherriuf not jim

she hears jimmy is back from h=ll and she goes ouyt for him

also she has a kid, but WHO is da FATHER?> find out,m TODAY on Maury!

so jim goes to see careter sister and meiico  sez no ones home and kid runs out cuz da dog is barking

as kid is a dumba55, he gets caught about to go in da well and  jimmy saves him

carter 2 comes out and its revealed he sent her letters but she never got em

she maried niles a month after jim left and its implied the kid is his illergitimate son

he wants to be a dad like a real man AND NOT ICING  the kids like lee marvin

she defends niles but jim thinks niles had the carter wacked and pinned on him

she b--ches at him and goes in and main guy grills mexico fir where niles is

so niles comes back and gets his shotgun and wants to end jim but carter girl truies to talk him outta it

he's jealous of jimmy being her real love and he wants to make her love only him by killing the man she loves more

thats bad logic

if my gameboy broke by segas as I liked its games more, that would make me hate the gameboy

or if my dog ate myu son as it was jealous, i;'d have the doig put in the korea cooker

or cAIn cxhopping up Abel

also Shin poking finger holes in Kenshiro to make Yuria love him

niles goos oot and in thewasteland, jim gets jim at gunpoibnt, but whenb he  gets close, niles fights hiom

jim wins and sherrif brings niles in b4 he can cay why and who iced cartman

but niles pulls sharrifs gun and runs off on horse a555

wait, it weas the marshall who was there and sherruif is in the jailhouse and talking with martys woman

wwait i think its redhead

carter girl comes in with her son and tells sherrif about the niles and jim event

red head sez for carter girl to admit her love for jim and stop lying to her husband and hherself and after a slap on red hhead, carter girl ghoes off and leaves her kid with red hgead

btw the 00s count of monte cristo did the whole; betrayed by a friend and his pregnant woman married his homie, thing

so she gioes to jim and sez sheoves him ands stayed with niles for the baby

he wioshes they could havbe had a family and she suggests running off but he sez no

she reveals  nilers said he saty jim endthe carter greyson and he realizes niles had a hand in it

the 4 emperorsa talk over wh didnt barber end jim in tthe shave, yet for some reason, barkeep diudnt follow him

as they talk, jim sneaks in and has em at gunppoint and sez he wants to know whjo ended carter

after accusations against each other and niles sez he loved da girl but barber was the 1st to say lynch

jim sez they all wanted him dead and all are guiilty and marty sez  they are guilty of wantuing him dead but he knows who capped carter

sherrif comes by a jail i think and jimmy boiy comes in and sez hes staying and wantsa a trial

sherriuf wants main guy to leave and jim reveals he kknows sherriuf iced carter as he owed carter a lot of  monbey in poker games

after sherruif cappped carter he took da i o u after cappping him and bl;ames jim

sherrif sez carter cheeted and pulls a gun on jim but doesnt cap him like that teen on svuu with the rabbit

jim opens da door and sherridf runs oiyurt and they gunfight and jim is shouyuldder nailed

they get clkose and fist fight  but jim has a hole in his arms a55

jim is on da ground andsherrif sstarts to draw but jim is faster and wastes him

back to h e double soviet california!

the people see he capped sherrif and are gonna lnch hiom, biut his ex friends stand up fior him and reveal sherrif icefd careter

jim gets his horse And tells the i o u is in a striong box and wants to go off so hes not haunted by bad memories

jim sez bye to carter girl and da sion and nilees and rides off

niles sez she can go after him but she chooses to stary with her husband

red head goes after jim so he dont j=rk offf on the prarie and has someone to b0ne

the end

That was pretty good

kinda bada55 and cool and had an ominous atmosphere

Good tension and styyle and even though it was in widescreen, the color was positive

good acting and writing and kindas heavy srs issues for a 50s film

it has a good mystery unraveling and good music and filming

didnt expect the ending but it makes sense

her overcoming him is like likian gish in the wind

its only a bit over an hour and weas redone by roger corman latewr as a different movie name

this was worth a watch

For Three Hours To Kill 2 I want the son to find out the jummy was his real dad and goes to find him, as he goes, he faces renegades whjo use stolen experimental tech from Thomas Edfison that is a power armor steam powered suit and can fly and usde blades that extend, and he has to fight em with edisons super gun that uses magnets to hsave the shots home in on the suits, made in case it got outta control, Its also a 32/64 bit game on Sega Saturn, Platstation , N64 and 3D0 like body harvest where you play as the so and use different period vehicles to get through levels and fight the gang.

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