Broken Blossoms Or The Yellow Man And The Girl Review

 Note; i spell unbroken

Broken Blossoms Or The Yellow Man And The Girl

This is my review on Broken Blossoms Or The Yellow Man And The Girl from the distant future year to Nathan Bedford Forrest of 1919 (wait, was he alive then?(looks it up) no, he was not) (Also its 90 years before the 1st Robotech War)

Its directed by The Amazing D W Griffith who did who did did A Corner in Wheat/The Musketeers of Pig Alley\Judith of Bethulia /The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/The Birth of a Nation/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie and America

It stars the bada55 Liillian Gish from The Musketeers of Pig Alley/Judith Of Beethulia/The Birth of a Nation/Intolerance/Broken Blossoms/Way Down East/Orphans of the Storm/Ben-Hur: A Tale of the Christ/La Bohème/The Scarlet Letter/The Wind/Duel in the Sun/The Night of the Hunter/The Whales of August, Richard Barthelmess from Son of the Gods/Way Down East\Tol'able David, Donald Crisp from The Musketeers of Pig Alley\The Avenging Conscience\The Birth of a Nation\Intolerance\The Viking\Svengali\\Mutiny on the Bounty\Mary of Scotland\The Amazing Dr. Clitterhouse\Valley of the Giants/Wuthering Heights\da 40s Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Edward Peil from The Dragon Painter\The Iron Horse\Samson and Delilah, George Beranger from The Birth of a Nation/Intolerance/The Snake Pit\The Walking Dead and some guys i never saW IN  sh-t

i sawq this b4 and like most Griffith; its good

When this was made, louis b mayer i think hated it and Griffith bought it from him and did United Artists to release it himself, to grand accclaim

so adter title and credits we get text saying "we think theres noi one bad like this, but we do worse wuith our words to the helpless and this is a message of warning"

at a chinese treartty port, before the commies took it over and ruiined everything, we see chinese people before 2Imperial Japan is aid tio have attacked and then mao killed FAR more than the Seijin Nipponhin

1 ASIAN guy from buddhismn goes to be a missionary and is plaayed by a White guy aas they did't have many asian actors in the 1910s besides Sessue Hayakawa

hes going to spread buddhism to the west like Son Wukong or something and goes out to ttell Americanb Sailors "dont retyurn fist for fist, do to others what youy want done to yourself"

the sailors returbn to beating each other and the asianb guy is not pleadsed

In Hokuto No Ken, The Figfhting styles of facing aggression with aggression is described like violent wwater facing violent water being a conmstant clash, but violent water facing calm water is absorbed into it and calmed

seeing how violent a few westers are he goes off to spread his gods word to the west

you know what they say: when  god gives you kemons you find a new god! God berry! King of the Juice!

so he goes to soviet london and people only know him as a shopkeep and its years lsaster

his plans f'd out and hes ofdten in an opium den with other asian junkies like on intervention

btw; fdr's fam made their mney selling opium to asia, aalso he wwas into some dark things

so main guy wants to return to the opium den but instead goes to aa gammbling place wiitrh guys playing games of chance

anmd they are all veryy AAAAAAAAAAAAsian

wait i think hes just remembering these places

elsewhere; battlin boxer burroughsd is a beating brute and butt breaker and his kid is 15 year old lucy played by lilian gish

although shes only a ffew years younger than the guy playing her dad and i think was younger in the orioginal story this film wwas based on

then agaiin, 15 uis the aghe of sailor venus, wedding peach, alexiis in yugioh pan in dbgt and some Power Rangers

so she';s illergitimate from 1 of b b's many chicks and his baby mama left her with him

hes a vioent monkey who drinks and boxxes and if he lives is gonna have brain damage

bb goes to have a boxing match like charlie chaplin in that m,ovie or roddolf valentino in valentino but wait this was a flasghhbacj

then a chick comes in whos like a foot smaller than him and i think hes gonna b0ne her lastere

when his manager tells him not to be a b0ning drunbk, bb goers batsh-t and takes it out on someone who cant fight back

gish plays ;lucy like the girl in that Kevin Sorbo video who wanders the slum and if this werew an animated thing, would have a song about wanting a better life like the little mereraid or Don Bluth

she recalls a married ffriend telling her not to martry amd h0-0kerrs telling her not be lbe like themn

a lot of guys wanna b0ne 15 year old girls, look at california and new york!

so lucy goers home and bb iws disgruntled and she begs not to get the belt but hes rough on her cuz hes a devolved irish and they dont got souls

he wants her to smile and she has no reason to but uses her fingers to move her face tro one

is this whhere carrie got it from?

so lucy makjes diinner for him like an indentured servant and he eats whjile she wants some

bb orders his tea for 5 pm cuz shes a brit and they are too devbolved to drink pop and makes her smile by orrder and she uses her fingers tyio move her mouth

bb goes oyutr and she eats his scraps and outside the shop, a White guy sez his brother is going to china to convert them, to the main guy

main guy ism pol;ite abnd wishes him luck and is gioven a bookles on h-ll

main guy skims it and goes in da shop and gish is sewqing sopmething and gets money to go shoppping from under a brick in da floor

waitm, its a thing sshe got from her mom who left her this and i thin iits a hair clip or something

she takes the tinfoil ffrom it and goes out and bb iss out at a bar trying to bb0ne dat chick

at da shop, main guy is smoking dope and sees her and has a cruish on her, which would be seenb as bad today as hes like 30 and shes 15

but in yuigioh maio is 24 and joey is 16, and in robotech; dana was 1 and seduced a guy in his mid 20s, and in sailor moon, serena is 14 and darien is in his 20s

so another guy called evil eyue is into gish and main ghuiy coerms out and keeps an eye ion her

at da bar, manager has issue with bb and his booze and chicksd cuz hes an irish and bb gets p-ssed and goes out

at the shop, lucy wants a flower as she has nothing and dont got enough tinfoil asd i guess thats currency in the 1900s

evuil eye truyes ti get her to go with him but main guy sends him off and gish gets away from the lusty animal

bb is disgruntled that hsi manager complained of his cr-p and when he gets hime theres no tea and gish is out

when gish gets back she sez it ait 5 yet and she makes him dinner for his last meal before his rematch with the tiger

but lucy spills something on his hand and he gets his belt out

she sez "dsont dso it dayddy! you'll hit me once too often and they'll hang you!"

she shines huis boots with her dress and he whips her like a slave

so bb goes out and later gish gets oup and goes for a walk and main guy goes to this store and i think wants soem opium

btw the main guy doesnt look very asian, ghe looks downs, but this is 1919 and special effcts werent' so much

look at The Blue Bird from a year b4

then again, Lon chaney a few years afetr was a ninja of make up

so gish makes it to the shop and main guy sees her blacked out on the floor and looks at her wiith interst

he whips out his thing and starts j-rkin off on her comatose bbody

jk thats shinji froim evangelion

so hge helps her when sdhe comes to and he tyends to her and is kind and positive, a 1st for her

he almost kisses her like with general blue and that little boy the dub called his thinking was his brother but dont and he gives her a bed to sleep in and lights a lamp

the msuic is soft and light and its got heart and kindness and feels

he gievs her a cloak or coat or something and she smiles on her own for once

he gievs her perfume and wait i thhink its tea and flowers and shes amazed at his kindness

she asks why hes so good to her and he is kind and positive to her and gievs her food

later one of bbs buddies comes by the shop and main guy doies busioness with him but gish comes down

main guy goes to get change and wait she dotn go doewwn and hes in the shop with her in the upper room and asccidentally dfrops a plate and it breaks and he hears

she s drops a shoe and bb buddy hears and ggoes upostainr and sees her in bed but she dotn see him

bb butt buddy returns and main guyy comes backk and bb buddy goes off after getting changre

bb butt buddy goes to bb wqhere hes training to beat people up and tells ghim of his daughter in an asian mans bed

bb is disgtruntled a gaijin might be b0ning his daughter and goes off to commit more violence

gish readies to return home and at the bar bb is drinking like an irih monkeyy with no soul and 2 butt hole

main guy gives gish a doll and shes amazed atn it as being a cockney girl, she might as well be from the jungle

bb goes to his boxing m,atch and i dont know boxing and didnt see most of tyhe rocky movies othert than 5 6 and 7/creed 01

i did see raging bull but that was when de niro cared about his career

now hes doing cr-p l;ike dirty grandfpa and j-=rkin off in a recliner on zack effron

de niro; eat this zack eff butt!

zack; bob bee! nooooooooo!

gets b0ned

main guy is going up to gish and it seeems kinda creepy but maybe in his culture its normal

instead of making out, he stays pure and innocent and doesnt b0ne her but kisses her robe

gotta stay a virgin adn butt virgin and mouth virgin and armpit virgin and bellybutton virgin

so bb beats the black off his butt broke bloke rival and wins tyhe match then gors out at night to commit actual violence and not just sport violence like footballers crippling eack other or hockey gues roundhouseing each other

main guy goes oiut and bb and his droogs come to main guys shop and bb find his daughter in an asian mans bed

he thinks she's b0ning him and is furious for her having interacial things but she sez she didnt do anything wityh the guy

he rips her robe and she gets outta bed and as this happens, evil eye comes up and bb tells her to take off her aghijin clopthes

evil eye leaves w.o being seen by gish or bb but bbds bros see him and bb beats on hish and busts the place up

thats a crime btw, breaking into someoes home adn sdamaging property

evil eye tells main guy about bb comes home and is happy about it as hes evil, its in his name, like how the frtiends of humanity are the good guys, or anti fa is agsint facists

bb wants to know where main guy is and shes frteakin out and runs but he chases and catches her and bb and his bros go home

maiin guy rteturnbs and finds his hjome f'd and acts kinda ret-rded for a bit before spazziong out in despair

at home gish ses she did nothing wrong and hides in the closet but bb yeslls at her

main gu goes off to help her and gish tries to make him stop as they'd hang him if he beats her dead

bb starts chopping the door with an axe like the shining or the phantom carriage and gish is freaking out knowing she's f'd

like in birth of a nation, gish is attacking by a savage and an hero is comming to save her as she hides

bb breaks through and i think its a thing on the unborn and  then the scene goes black

later, bb has beat her dead offscvreen, or maybe b0ned her deaD AS WE DIDNT SEE IT and goes to his room

she is biting it and makes 1 last smile with her fingers and bites it

main guy gets there and finds her dead and then bb comes out and sees him

after a tense stand off where they put the pieces together in their heads,  bb sneers then smniles and is gonna beat him dead

as bb lunges with a punch, main guy counters with a kung fu kick and gets him in the throat! bb falls over clutching his bneck and struggling to breathe as main guy walks over and waises his leg over his head and swings it down and crushes his skull in

j heally bb reaches for an axe and main guy empties a gun into him

bb staggers a buit before falling and biting it

burn in h-ll you c-ck sucking sunnova b--ch!

main guy is gonna leave but 1st carries her body with him and bbs homeis come home to find his dead

dont worry, hes gonna be ok, he just needs some rest

main guy brings her back to his place and lays her on the  bed

he says: "oh lucy, you were the only one i ever loved, and now you're dead, I'll make sure we'll always be togetehr" then starts eating her body to combine bodies as per his peoples custom

jk thats violence jack. really he is tender to her

the cops say this week was better as theres only 40 000 deaths as i guess cockney england wasd f--kin mad max

also, wasnt there a war like a year b4 this?

would this happen under zee kaiser? he was cool. european bada66. not like the evil king and his daemon worship

so bbs boys report the killings tro the cops andmain guy puts flowers by chick and lights some candles or something

he reads a book on h-ll i think and prays to his graven idol

the cops check bbs place and go on and main guy kneels fort a bit and loks at chick before comitting seppuku, which is NOT chinese but JAPANESE!

might as well have him as a samurai ninja shogun daimyo kappa tengu oni yokai sumo

then the cops and guys come to maiin guys shiop and then we see a guy banging a gong and ships going out

the end

that was good

meaningful, powerrful, emotional, and valuable

its a sad story and hads darkness but tells an emotional tale

some say this is griffiths best film

i can see why but hes done other great stoies

you cant go wrong with D W Griffith

hish is expressive in here and it shows love despite darkness and hate

its like when svu was good

donald crips does a great job as the bad guiy

its like the greek to shakespeare stories where its sad but has meaning, or hokuto No Ken and Go Nagai

its got some 1900s terms used for races but thats how people were in the 1900s. its like southpark havign 90s kids call each other f=ggit

you rather censor thing like in 1984 where they say "the past was like it is todayy?"

cuz then you get dr quinn medicine woman or the chris pratt magnificant seven

but this was a good movie and it told a good story

mayer didnt like the whole, everyone dies, ending, but Akira Kurosawa said its one of his fave films

neithe rwere chinese but hay, black guys and mexicans love dbz and theres none fo them as main characters

then again most guys aint human, like goku vegeta and broly being from spacer, piccolo beign a slug dameon, buu being a magic creatuire and kibito kai beign a god

also in the original sotry th main guy was a junkie and had other vices but here they made him innocent and saintly

For Broken Blossoms 2 I want it to be about the son of the bad guy from the 1st film being in china and dealing with his sister who he nevewr met being in love with an asian, btu themn meets the sister of the asian from the 1st movvie and they clash but fall in lover as it goes on, also they worru about rising communism and the remnants of the boxers trying to ice em, but he is a muscley boxer and she is a kung fu chick and they fight em. Its also a 16 bit beat em up on sega genesis, snes, tg16, atARI JAGUAR AND Gbas where 1 player is the guy and the other is tyhe girl and they beat throough boxers rebellion people and fight to the himelayas to find a yeti tribe and yak people cryptids who control things from ther shadows and gotta end em b4 they lead the planety to ruin.

Star Virgin Review

 Note; I spell virginal

Star Virgin

This is my revierw on Star VBirgin from the distant future year (to Osamu Tezuka) of 1988 (around the time Violence Jack happened)

Its a direct to video live action japanese thing that I never saw but looks silly

Also; its NOT a P0RN0! It can't be! Its got VIRGIN in the title! Thats the OPPOSITE of P0RN0!!

Like the hungar games being about overeating

its not even on soviet wikipedia SO I DONT KNOW SH-T ABOUT IT BUT SDAW CLIPS that looked fun

so after some cheesy cgi logos we get this jungle with a japanese chick with 1920s  or 1980s hair tied to a xcross and puppets watching her

she's in a leopard print dress and has earings

this big a55 rubber abomionation coimes over that is probably played by a guy in a suit and its like a betterrt but worse power rangers

the rubber thing extents its long slimy tongue and glicks her and his arm device glows and changes her outfit to a bikini thing

she brewaks outta her ropes and i'm not sure who tied her up, but she swings on its tongue and wraps it around a tree with 1 bend and summons a sword and the monster leaves

the puppets book it and look liek ghoulies 4 guys and this was to epic horn music like power rangers in japanese

she goes on and turens back to her leopard print dress and takes oof in a plastric space ship and then we get da title and credits to 80s msuic like a space epic or fist of the north star the movie

in the ship she takes a bubblebath and sez its her 1st trip, mondsay august and a week ago she went to her dad who has trouble

a flashback shows him givinbg her the arm thing aND SAYING NOT TO TAKE IT OFF AS theres dangerous places and she dont wanna go there anymore

btw the subs are kinda bad and this is in PROPER fullscreen and good 80s color

so now shes going to a place called earth and lands her ship and it turns into a building or something

she goes otu on a hovercycle as soem japanese song plays like in la blue girl

then its day and shes still driving and this 80sm car is there and she goes over it and then theres a beach with japanese in swimsuits

then 1 guy is at the dentist and gets a tooth put in but for the effects the real tooth was painted black

im see a white tooth and i want to paionmt it black

dentist sends the ner5d out and he goes back to get his insect book and goes and thsi tank f--kin busts into the office as the dentist spazzes out

it grabs him with a metal pinsir and outside nerd bumpt ins to main chick with ehr groceries

the tank comes afetr em and they run and i guess its a sh-tty tabnk as these guys can outrun it

they split up and it goes after nerd and she goes back and gives hmn groveries and runs off and talks toi a blonde japanxzedse guy

he gives her a book of the order forme of the year and her arm thing starts going off and she goers ogfg and he follows as she transforms into bikini mode

she fights ther tank by grabbing the claw and it cant overpower her as shes too strong

it fires at her ansd she dodges and jams a wood in the treds and plusgs its butt gun with a rock

when it fires at her it blows and she turns back with her arm thing like cuteyy honey

she sez soprry and they hang out and she sez her arm thing is from japan and hes into it

it dont respond to him and shes curtouiuys and she is freaked out by a butterfly as girls donty like bugs like with misty in pokemopn

hes into it and goes after it as i guess hes bug seuxal

then this space jet bcomes out and ropes up nerd and goes off with him

so main chick goes after it i the hovercycle and its going across the ocean

i gotta say, the prwctical weffects are better in here thabnn anything cg cr-pped out

so they go to this island in the middle of da sea and its a jungle thing like in a godzilla movie

in a house the nerd is chained up and this geezer wants something and shows footage of the dentist

geezer sez theyt are both japanese and hes looking for something but i'm not sure as the subs are kinda cr-ppy

highball? isnt that a beer?

something about losing something in America and ww2 and he shows this thing hes been making for years and it has a gold annd silver treasure from the royal navy aand i think its some knda mazinger robot

geezer sez something about izanamino mikoto, oh its the goddezz Izanami

So the goddess made islandsaa by the spear in the sea by the heavenly bridge(bifrost?) and akitsu island didnt become a gemstone but something about, as the suybs put it: sunk by a chairman

he goes on about how it can be used for b0ning and something about the best in japan wwhere u were born

this big guy comes in to rough nerd up and 2 other guys bring in maiin chick

she has his bug book and geezer checks her out and as the 3 big guys hold her and her arm thing goes off anbd shew transforms into her battle bikini

she beats through the big guys and unchains nerd buty 1 big guy gets a gun and fires and it bounces off nerds added tooth and thery just walk out

geezer senmds this syber samurai after em andnewrd and chick ewscaper outside uinb this godzilla island

they run into the huperhuman samurai syber with a lazer eye and it comes for nerd but  chick uses her blade on it

the blade does jack sh-t and jack's j=rkin off and the samurAI throows her intoi a tree

she swingsa on a wrist ropew like spider man and tar zan and saves nerd but samurai slices down the tree they are in

chick swordfights him and is overpowered and runs but is followedand the samurai blows her bike with its lazer eye

she thrioows her bike into syber and he sinks aand chick turns back to her clothes forme\

they talk about siomething but the subs make no sense like pea pea scooter is eatenand chow is sultry

i think threy are bicvkering and she goes off and is scared by a butterfly and he checks it out cuz hes autuistic and the samiurai risses and they run

proibably shouldnb't have turneed back

they come across a huge a55 dfung beatle and it rolls an indiana jones sh-t ball at em

they run and splitup aand the sh-tball of doom nails the samurai but hes ok and they run

they go through the jungle and she gets her hand caught on spiderwewwbs and they see a big a55 spider thats not cg so it looks good

nerd uses his maghnifying glass to burn the web and the spidre grtadually comes until it jumps and they dub and it gets samurai

Monster Quest told of 5 foot long Spiders in da  jungle so i guess they can put this on the History channel now like Texads Chainsaw Massacre Reboot or Boogie Nights

so the spider catches fire from the samurais sizzling circuts and the duo runb again

they come to a waterfall and fruits from a tree fall on em and they eat em

they talk about something and notices hers missing a tooth whhich the effects team paiinted blicketee blackj again

she finds it but samuraigrabs it and captures herby the wrist

the samurai has cables frioom its head like hair and nerd cant take it and goes manly for once and tackles oout the robot and beats on it wth wood

it zaps him out and takes the chick off

then chick wakews up in a dress and geezer shows her the nerd is in a shock chamber that zaps him

geezer opens the island and the stature of satan i mean liberty comes oput as the Star Spangled Banner plays

nerd is on it and geezer sez he spent 84 years on this and something about going after the ussr

the robot turns into a more power rangers or v r troopers style thing of the statue and geezer sez if it attacks the sovciets itt'll staret a nucular war,  and geezer has a barrier thing to protect japan from it

he wants to msarry cghick and she seems into it and wonders if geezer can handle her

geezers robot butler brinsd him a drink sand t maskeshim de age  and he tries to b0ne her

her poweer acttivates and it zaps geezer andshe jumps out da wall and geezer re geezerizes

statue mech throwes the nerd off andhe's saved by chick but the statue is there and she runs to trhe jungle as nerd fgoes off

she gets bananas and starts sucking them seducticly

jk she rteally throws them at tghe statue robot and when it steps on em falls over like the charlie chaplin

she slips on one and trhe statue grabs her and shlkcks her and in the base in the thing geezer showed the nerd, geezer has the tooth

he does something with it and the thing hes in starts turning and i think its a generator and he laffs

the robot ststuer gets busted by cannbon fire from the chicks ship that is beign flown by nerd despite now he was miles away from where she parked it and didnt know of it and dont know how to fly it

also this is kinda like with Que and Fandora in Dream Dimension Hunter Fandora by Go Nagai

chcik gets out of the statues hand and usesd a wrist grappling hook to get in the ship

robot butler is there now and ststue robot seems busted but the island starts f--kin out and rises from the sea like in Sonic and Knuckles

she fleis her ship[ into the island annd its going star fox 64 now and blasts doors open to advance to the generator room

this is a lot liek star wars but not ruined by disney

maybe macross/robotech with dolzas fortress

so she busts the uiinnder generartor and gets a rocket launchair and big gunb and blows the cedntral core more and its got good effects cuz its not f--kin cg that looks liek a55

the tooth flies out and the ship escapes a volcano and the tooth lands in the sea cravasse

the island is back in the sea but at a tilt, but somehow i guess isnt on anything

the geezer and 3 guys are in busted clothes and saY CR-P I DONT GET and f off and die caps lok

chick is in the dress again and they run outta juice or something and  go down and then are seen rowing a boat in the sea

they fidn an island and samurai is there and flips it and they are in the sea

they go to the island and samurai comes on andtheese kids apoull it and its head sparks and it dances

then its the island peoples friends and i think this is where samurai pizza catds got it from

then credits to some anime like song

chick is showiering in a swimsuit and her device detecting nerd lusiuting after her, even thought shes in a 1 piece and her being in a skimpier bikini was nothing from him

they have fun t the beach and she dumps water on him from a blue bucket

they they go to the beach and do cart wheels as they are nimble like ninjas

the end

that was silly, random, werird, cheezy and just plain fun

its like an anime like outlanders or something

its onyl like pg as thewres no nudes or b0ning and only a chick wearing a bikini, which can be seen at the pool

its got nice effects and is sorta vr troopers and has nice msuic and color

its only like an hour and ius pretty chererful and positive and lite

glad i watched this, its a nice 80s thing

For Star Virgin 2 I want the Tooth to have been found by sea daemons and they use it to power their tech that lets them conquer much of the earth, so its up to Star Virgin to come back to earth and fight the sea daemons and their forces and slice throguh them with her blade. Also its a 16 bit Platform game like Strider on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, GBA and Atari Jaguar where you pplay as her and go across this weird seashell like cities and fight sea daemons that look like fish people and tentacle monsters.

Red Mountain Review

 Note: I spell dead not red but a bit inbred

Red Mountain

This is my review on Red Muntaiun from the distant future year to the people in this movie of 1951(80 years befoore Transformers Battlestars The Return Of Convoy)

Its directakl bvy William Dieterle who did the 30e A Midsummer Night's Dream/the 30s The Hunchback of Notre Dame/Duel in the Sun/Dark City 

it stars Alan Ladd from Citizen Kane, Lizabeth Scott from Dark City, John Ireland from Red River/Spartacus, Arthur Kennedy from Lawrence of Arabia, Nevada Smith/Fantastic Voyage/Bend of the River, Bert Freed from What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?, Jeff Corey from Spider-Man: The Animated Series/1960s Star Trek\Little House on the Prairie/Fist of the North Star the 80sa movie/Conan the Destroyer\The Wild Geese\Oh, G=d! 01//Little Big Man\Beneath the Planet of the Apes\Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid\In Cold Blood\Miracle on 34th Street, Neville Brand from The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn/Birdman of Alcatraz\The Ninth Configuration (a guy is b0ned in the mouth trhere)/the 60s The Twilight Zone, Francis McDonald from The Viking\Duel in the Sun\the 40s The Three Musketeers\Samson and Delilah\Santa Fe\Calamity Jane\Three Hours to Kill\Bad Day at Black Rock\The 10 Commandments/Joe Dakota, Whit Bissell from The Red Badge of Courage\Creature from the Black Lagoon\Invasion of the Body Snatchers\The Time Machine\Birdman of Alcatraz\The Manchurian Candidate\Soylent Green, Jay Silverheels from Tulsa and some guys i never saw in sgh-t

i nevewer swb this b4 but its giving on Grit, Televiusion with backbone

After title and credits to fullscreen we get text dat sez its 1865 and sherm,an f;d the South but some Americans are something about red mountain and theres a lot of chaos and violence and malcontens

1 unseen guy with silver spurtrs goes in and caps a guy and leaves and 

thiss shgerrif and undertaker note theres an unusual cartrisdge and its then found to be Confederate

the peiple think 1 southern guy is the killer and wanna string him up but sherruif sez theres no evidence and 1 guy claims he saw him there when it happened

sherrif isnt good with this but they wanna make sure hes hung good and legal

like having a city hall wedding instead of a REAL one in a CHURCH

so the mob chases this guy in an 11800s motorcycle known as horse and fire on him and he falls from his horses a55 which runsd off like yoshi in maroiio world

they catch him and check his gun and accuse him of murder but he sez sgherrif knows him better

he admits he found golkd in colorado and went to the guy to register it but they cant find his evidence

the mobs gonna string him up as theyy got da bloodlust like malcontents against a guy accused of saying something theyy/them fear and he sez to tell someone the truth

then a sniper fires through the rope like lillian gish or calamity jane and the horse spooks and runs and hes on it

so theres another chase aand main guy and savergo up a hill and getta wayy

saver sez hes brett and dont say how he i mean why he saved him when asked

they go to a hiddsen place and brett sez he knows of prospecting and tthe gold but dont want it as he lost his gold in da war

they talk of the war vs the evil union but not the soviet union or european union, but the union vs conmfederate

main guy ssez hes trying to forget da war and main guy had a girl he liked who wanted him tyo do better

at night main guy pulls a gun on brtett as he figgered he committed the murder and even thought brett saved him, its his fault hes in here in the 1st place

also he cant shot up in town with this chartge is gonna turn him in and brett revals main guys gun has no bullets and pulls hisa rilfe on him

later main guys gf comes by and finds him tied up but not like for SM like in Sailor Moon or Yugioh and she frees him

he goes out to catch the real killer and she wants him to give it up but he wadont wanna run

wait, brett is main guy i got the names f'd

so man and gf go off and hear gunshots and go to it but find a watering hole and dead snake that he kicks as hes a dumba55 and dont get they can still bite when dead

later its clearly daytime and they tinted it to look darker ansd they catch the saver/killer and say they are briunging him in

its night and they cant go for some reason so they gotta spend the night and wacth him and hes giving a serial killer vibe

brett i mean saver/killer talk with ,m,ain guy about theirt war times and how the war might end at some point but not until the south is crushed and woman wants it as shes a confederate phobe

she was f';d up by this general who toeched her fam farm or w/e and iced her dad and bro

sounds more like the evil genberal sherman and hisa gee haad of scorched earth on the Confederates

saver talks of how the nrth f'd the south and he feels for it and hiow theres gonna be no peace

although japan had peace with america aftert the alleged ww2 and they wound up best homies

so man and woman sleep in shifts as saver is wriggling with his bindings and the 2 wake up and had drifted off

man goesd to sleep and saver tells her how she hates the south but her man is a souther

also he goe son of how his dad was iced cuz of the union and they discuss slave owners rights, which many yankees were in favor of and many southers were against

they talk of if the stars control destiny and she looks up and he wiggles his wrists to get out

stars and destiny? like sailor moon?

so when she goes to get his blanket up, he grabs her and takes her gun

he spooks off a horse and takes her hostyage and is gonna go off but main guy nauls him with a log and they fist fight

main guy gets his leg broken and head hit on rock and saver tries to help him

a storm happens and they take cover and and treats tyhe main guy and are in a cave

saver has chick change outta wet clothes and he takes off his shirt and they gotta wait out a storm

this is kinda liek the thing or reservoir dogs how these enemies are in a place together

later its day and i think brett is the saver and mkain guy is anotyher guy

i f;'d up ther names

so saver gets up and the rain is over and he talks with chick of a dr to hide main guy and treat him

he goes out to round up da horses and later soem horsemen come by and main guy sez to signal them as they are a union patroll and can help him catch the saver

woman sez they shouldnt as he could have left them  but saver is back and sez he'd signal them for him

as the unionites go on theres indians in there and saver goes to introduce himself to them

army guy sez he wants to team with him as saver is a confederate legend and tyhey often wear confederate clothes

they are raiders and work with the indians and they are taking supplies from trhe unionites and are really confedertates fighting against the unions like the sentinels fighting the invid regent across the local group of fantoma in roboterch ii the sentinels

army head tralks of caesar and when woman asks for watewr,m this inbred guy dumpos it and tries to b0ne the woman but saver stops him and reveals to be a higher rank

so saver gives main guiy water and talks with wife of hiw main guys fever is getting worse and reveals the army guy is general quantro who hes joining

woman dont liek it and how quantro is an outlaw and fighting with indians, totallyy not like geroge washington or thomas jefferson

woman tells off saver for how he might let main guy die and he smoches her and saver is called down to be told of a mission to attack something

armyt guy quantro asks aboutn his prisonewrs and how he dont trust em and wantys em iced

he has plans for a confederacy of the indians whoch would make the modern day commies j-=zz thgheir pants but hes confederate so they might hate him

then agaiun they like imperial japan and hatre america for imperialism

so the riaders go and find everyone dead and wait, its indians ready to wipe em out and there were indians who iced the e=nemy

the indians scalped the unionites and brett the saver dont like it but wquantro sez it no diuufferent to die from scalpting tyhan a stomach wound

so the mob or w/e i think yweag its them the guys who were gonna lynch him and they come in and it cuts top the inbred guy trying to b0ne the blonde like its Namio SOS but no Miniskirts or H Cups

hes mo lesting her abnd her man is crippled but she pulls a gun on hjim and is gonna send him out but he counters and knocks the gun down

he tries to b0ne her but her man gges the gun and puts a few holes in the inbred guy and the mob hears and rubs

the indians attck and wuantro blams the inbred guy and go back

main guy and woman go off weith his leg snapped and he uses a crutch and cant make it but tyells her to go w/o him but she dont weanna

saver and quantro come back and quantro is gonna end main guy but saver tells about the gold mine and how main guy is wanted for a crime saver did

quantro wants to end main guy but saver playys on his greed on how once he takes over he can use the gold to fuhd himself and not rely on others

also this is 84 mins but Grit adds over half an hour of adds to make it 2 hours

so woman wants to ice all the southerners and have savwsr leave his post but he wont and whines about how saver is worse than qwuantro as quantro is an honest butcher who donthide behind chivarly

later quantro tells saver about his beign a school teacher and hpow hes ok with indians and they go on but have disagreements

threy go to the cave and find the indians are totturing the main guy to find the gold

woman dont know where the gold is and main guy is selirious with fever and saver sez to get a dr to treat him or they lose the gold

quantro is gonna send a guy to getta dr but saver wants to go but quantrio sez no and suspects something of woman and saver

wom,an and a soldier go and getta dr and when day is starting the quantro sees saver going out

saver sez he was going to look for the dr and then the dr comes over as quantro dont buy savers storyy

he has a guy named dixon like ben dixon in Ropbotech or Thomas W Dixon from the Birth Of A Nation keep an eyte on saver

so dr sez the leg is f'd and needs to be operated on or it would go gangreen and quantro wants him made to talk but dr sayys the onyl thing to do is fix ther leg so he can recover

dr fixes his leg and its gonna be ok in a few weeks and woman thanks saver and theyy get along and wish theyy werent on opposite sides

quantro reveals to saver that hes gonna execute the prisoners and i gotta say, they dont kake him look evil like modern thing smake the soutrh, cold and logical and uncaring, but not malicouis

saver goes to tehe cave and main guy talks and as guard findf out, saver beats him out and sez "if main guy talked tyhen he;'d be killed quicjker"

saver is gfonna leave the quantro and dr and saver go off and have guns and its clearly day but tinted and woman and main guy stay behind

saver goers to see quantro and hes asleep sand goes to the indian and takes 1 out and gets dr a horse to ewscape

another indian attacks but saver caps him and sends the horses off and gets off on a horse

he gets to the dcave and has 1 last stand like custer against the quantro and they use guns against the raiders

the woman is going jfk on em like that irishman harambe and main guy is staying back as he'd f;d out

the indians do a ritual and saver sez hes glad he met woman and the stars might affect us

he sez the south lost and he wont let quantro feed or beat on its corpse and a yyankee win might not be so bad

so in the day the raiders have the body of the dr and woman thinks how there's no hope of rexcue

so saver sneaks out in the crevasse and goes down a rope and throws a knife like Violence Jack and take sout an indian and jarjacks his horse to ride off

quajntro wants revenge on the saver but finds the indan rteveals he knows the wqquantrols language and donst consider him a freind but only a tool to be used, like derer and coyote running togetehr to avoid a snake

wqunatrol is bummed the people he saw as equals and friends hated him over his race like all these malcontents today and then the indians attack the main guy and woman

main guy gets capped and the indians report that saver is gone and the indians are gonna attacvk their way

in town saver tells of quantiol and some dont buy it but he sez he came of his own free will and sherrif sez "u guys s-ck, imma go with him" and a pack goes on the attack

main guy and blonde are in da cave and sayinbg "if i dont get out, i want u to know" but fire on the indians

1 indian gets close and blonde caps him

also like in Birth Of A Nation, the heroes ride in on horseback to save the womana dn allie being attacke dandn held up in a last base

a big gunfight breaks out and many egts cappedand saver faces quantirol

wait, quantro runs out as the unionites come in and shank guys with sabers

in the real version we'fd see limbs flying and heads chunks flyying out, but here its clean

saver goes after quantiool and theres a CAR CHASE ON MOTORCYCLES OF THE Q800S OF 1 HORSE POWER EACH AND f off calps lock and die in a hole in an a55

they ride at each other and fire and saver gets hit but they tackle each other from the horses and wind oup on the ground

quantol is gonna shank him but saver caps quantiol and bites it after telling he did the crime as the guy tried to cheat him out of a land claim and pulls a gun on him

the confederates had surrendered 2 days agio and the country is back together with  out consent

tyhhen it ends wiith Glory, Glory Hallelujah and an american flag on a pole

the end

that was pretty good

nice acxting and music and style

good twists and truns and it not only 1 storyy ut grows as it goes on

sorta like M d Geist but doen well

didnt see the ending or how it would fgo but its got good filming and nice thing taken from Birth Of a Nation

i like how it showed both sides of the issue withoutbn makilng 1 openly evil or mpainted to be the "bad" guy despirte it being an antyagonist

like magneto in x men, you maky not agree with him, but understand his motives and reasons

it does this story in a fair and balanced way and its up to the viewer to decide whih is right

i enjoyued it and its not so long and has good 1950s color and style

For Red Mountain 2 i want it to be aboutthe main guy from the 1sat movier relarning to function with his leg beign damaged and him managing his gold mind but his main guy he employs is planning on steaking the gold and framing him for it, also its an 8 bit game like nobounaga's ambotion or roller coaster trycoon and on sega master system and game gear, nes and game boy, tg16,atari lynx and 78000 where touy manage the minee and got minigames of rehab to recover the leg and the final round is facving tyhe employee who wants to ice you but your now stronger leg can kick parts of him off andf you gotta break his flesh off til hes a skeleton

The Cheat Review

 Note: I sppell cheetarah

The Cheat

This is Ore Samma No Review on The Cheet from the disastant fu8rtue year (to the evil alexaNDER Hamilton) bof 1915(110 years before Transformersv Victory)

Its directaL BY Cecil B. DeMille who  did the 20s The Ten Commandments/ the 20s The King of Kings/Dynamite/Samson and Delilah/the 50s The Ten Commandments and was one of the big 3 directors among D  Griffith and Erioch Von Stroeim

It sdtars Sessue Hayakawa (Real name Kintaro Hayakawa like the Mortal Komnbat guy) from The DDtagon Painter/The Bridge on the River Kwai/Swiss Family Robinson, James Neill fropm The 10 Commandments, Raymond Hatton from The Acer Of Hearts/The Hunchback of Notre Dame\Alice in Wonderland/Kit Carson/In Cold Blood, Lucien Littlefield from Love Laughs at Andy Hardy\Alice in Wonderland\Uncle Tom's Cabin\The Cat and the Canary\Torrent/The Sheik, and some 1800s dudes I nwever saw in anything

I saw this b4 but remembeer little of it

F it, I can only find the 20s reissue wiithj Hayakawa beruing a burma

They didnt wanna make thew Japanese look bad so they censsoored it, like how everything in the 10s and 20s bowwed to china

But Japan is acrually GOOD unlike those okama maruta

So Hawakawa is a burma ivory king in soviet  long island despite lookimng very Japanese in dress

He brands things with a hot metal thing annd this guy ricxhard hardy is a new york stoick bortker with a wife

Is he related to andy hardy?

So his w8ife spenmds a lot ofg mnoiney on clothes as shes a womnasn and riick sez to eaxsze up vbut shhe dont care and/or isnt smart enough to get how mobey works as his investment aint pauing yet

burma comes by and wiife whines about hoiw husband dont apporve oof her wastuing money and her spending time with burmna

So hardy works on and hios co woekrer sez to take it easy and spend more tyime with his woman but hardy sez hes doing iot or his womnan

at aa patrty, wife sez shes a tresaurer of the fund and is triold to ask burma about  the kloan on his red cross bill AND EWIOFE GETS 10 000 $ IN THE FUND TREASUERY

at home, hardyu retiurns and fginds wife is out with burma and finds a box with expensive clothes in it

hes disgruntlee and pays the maid amnd sees urma driving wife over and helping her outta da car

wife comes in saying she needs new gowns as shes the tresurur of the fuind and puts the money inb a wall safe

hardyy sez he cant spend money til his investment comes in and she has money

At a party 1 guy sez a stock is gonna advance and he put all his dough on it, wait its hardfy

wife sez to bburma that hardy is making her give everything up and burma wants to help but shge sez no and hardy arrives and sends her off and has a smoke with him

1 guy sez hardy is wrong about his stocjka nmd should buy united copper  to the wife and wants her to invest 10 000$ in it and doubel it byu tomortrow

sahe gets the money from da wall safe and sez she won it playing birdge and gives him it and sez not to tell

at the red cross BALL AND HOME OF BURMA the burma gives wife a coat like a kimono and shows her his branding thing for ivory as well as thisd shriuune to his gods

copper guy coems over and sez he lost the 10 000 in the market and its gone

she's all f;'d out and faints and burma turns out the light and i think b0-nes her, then carrys her out and has his left hand on her left b00b and smooches her while shes blacked out

she wakes up and sez she needs 10 000 byt tomorrow and sees through a paper door the copper man asking hardy for money but hardy sez he get any money

she thinks of the scandle with a newspaper headline in the top of the screen and she makes a pactn with him over him givbign her the moneyy

husband comes in and they go and burma sez tomorrow and as the guests leaveshe puts the check down and hardy is happy as his investment came through

burma calls and wife asks hardy like felecia hardy from spider man if shew can have 10 000 and sez she lost it playing bridge

hardy is p-ssed but writes her a check and goes out

later shes snooping as usual and hardy follows and its night and later shes at burma's place and returtns his check

he dont care and grabs her ansd has his miniion or s;lave or w.e lock the doors

this is how svu starts

so she sez if he keeps her there she'fd suicide and he tries making out with her woc with out consent and she fights him off

he gets her in a lock and brands her back with his mark and she gets a gun and caps himafter being thrown down

hes not dead and she takes her coat back and he clings to it and gets up but is f;'d out by the bullet

she leaves and hardy gets there as he falls and leaves blood on the paper door

hardy brewaks in the paper door and finds him capopped and like a dumnba55 picks up the gun and the check to his woamn

burma tells him somethting w/o text and hardy strangfles him and then burmas goons come over and treat his wound and hold hardyy as the cops come

hardy takes the heat for the shooting and wants his womanto be safe and wife rteturns home and the next day reads the p[apoer and sees what her husband did

burma is being treated and wife goes to sede hardyy and admits she capped him but when asked why he weas there,m comes clewan abotu the fund money and how she made a pact with him

selling ur butt virginity

shes bummed and hsuband smooches her ands in the real version they were b0ning and he sez shes not to speak of this 

so wife goes to see burma and hes smoking to treat his wound as the drs said smoking ehlped you back then liek its a vaccine or aghent orange

she offers to pay him to drop the case but burma sez its the law now and she cant cheat him 2x

on the triaL ONE OF BURMAS GOONS SEZ WHEN HE GRABBED HARDY, HARDY HAD THE GUN anbd get f'd andd die caps lockl

burma goes to the stand and when asked who shot him, says it was hardy

when hardy takes the stand he said he was trying to disarmn burma but it went off

this is lying under oarth and is a crime aND SIN

the prosecution asks his real reason andhe sez "i did it, thatys all i say"

hes found guilty asnmmd his wife spazzes out and ruyns up saying "i did it" and shows her brand he marked her with

chaos erupts and burma is taken away and the judge sets aside the verdict

the charges are dismisse and he walks off with his woman through the crowd who was going ape a few mins ago

The end

That was pretty good

A bit of a slow start but around ther middle its hard to keep your eyes off it

good drama and styty;le and it doesn't really drag but goes at a good rate.

Its around an hour and Hawakawa does well as the bad guy

The chick does well as a vicctimk andv has good expressions and the husband dshows his feelings well like his displeasure at her needing money

Its like that Madonna vid Like A Prayer where the guy was arrested for findfing a dead girl, but not 5kanky

This came out aROUND THE SAME TIME AS tHE bIRTH oF a nATION AND SHOWS HOW A SMALLER SCALE STORY CAN STILL BE EXCITING

kINDA LIKE tHE aVEBNGING cONSCIENCE by griffith and can u f--kin die csaps lock?!

It holds up and I don't think its "racist" to have a bad guy who happens to be ofg any race

No mmore than a story of a dishonorable Samurai or a lusty frenchie

He sisnt bad for being asian, but the 2 are unrelated

For The Cheat 2 I want it to be about the trial ON THE BURMA GUY AND OTHER WOMEN COME FORWARD AND TELL OF BEING BRANDED AND B0ned and he sends his goons to silence em, also its a 16 bit Segha Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA game where you play as the cops and try to get to the wqitnesses b4 the goons, or as the goons and take out the witnesses b4 the cops save em

Manos The Hands Of Fate Review

 Note; I spell like my hands have a pseech impediment

Manos The Hands Of Fate

Thgis is my review on Manos The Hands Of Fate from thr fdistant future year to jfk as the gov ended him b4 dat, of 1966(40 twAYS BEFROE THE 43RD SEASON OF TRNDSFORMERS IN DA 80S)

its direted by some guy who bet he coulkd make a hoorror mocvie easy and got a bucnha theartre dudes to make it at night

these actros and dirrexctor never did anything else other than maybe a few spin offs to this

this was rated one of the worst movies ever made and i wanna see it cuz of that

I never saw this b4 but I watched a longplay of the 8 biut game the guys who diud AVGN Adventures made

ooh its in peoper fullscreen and has 60s color

so this fam is going on vacation and is in a convertable and might be lost but dad dont wanna admit it

also the kidsa re cold and not wearing seatbelts as tyhis is the 670s

also it seems to have all been dubbed over like The Room

So the kids sit in the front and they sing row row row ur boat liker its star trek 005 and then we get title and they get pulled over by the cops for a tail light being f;'d

cop ciuts em a break for beign late to going somewhreere, i;'m not sure, they never said

affter more driving to flute music and not a flute with skin, they head for the valley lodge as i guess this is one of thos edaemon worship things like in  the 1700s

1  part has a teen couple in their 30s drinking and making out in a car and 60s msuic polays and it reminds me of wild ghuitar

the fam goes by and bf sez "theres nothing up dat roa" and makes out with his gf and probably b0nes her later

later dad sez "da sign pointed this way" but theres nothing here and wife wants to ask the kids in the car who are 30 where to go

the cops confront the treens for making out and tell em to make out elsewhere and they drive off, as we cant have this random stop in the middle of nowhere befouled by maAking out!

so da fam reaches a dead end and goes back but tyhe teens are gone

mom seez someone and he looks like ryan from screenwave media but amish and sez hes torgo who looks after the place wheil the master ios away

also master wont like the kid or  the dog as master dont like klids, unlike al those deviantos in california and new york

the fam wants  to find the loddge and torgo sez the place dont exist around here

mom is scared and thinks its gettign dark when the sky is bright and blue and toprgo sez theres no way out of here

mom dont weanna stay the ngiht and dad thinks its ok but torgo thinks mastert wont liek it

is it Master Hand from Super Smash Bros?

Dad sez the master wont mind and eventually after much nothing abnd pianbo, torgo sez ok anbd crippledly gets the luggage and sez they cant stay too long as da master wont approve

inside dad seez a drawing on the wall of some frank zappa lookin mother f--jer and the music is weiord and kinda like a basd video game or kids show

mom thinks zappa is evil looking anbd has a dog drawn by him and dad sez thar might be da master

torgo tAps dads shoulder amnd not his a55 with his weird stick annd tells them master is not of this world now but hes still with emn

torgo sez master likes the mom  and that master isnt dead the way mom knows it

this feels like a parody of horror films, or like what the parodies make fun of

its life jim but not as we know it

toprgo is gonna show em their rooms and they hear an animal outside howling and moms scared so dad goes to chase it away

f--kin dumba55! a wild animal is out there and u go to it?!

so the dog is stpoopider than him and goes out andf when dad gets his gun from da car, the dog is dead

wiife spazzes out over "what kind of place isd this?!" cuz an animal iced another animal and dad brings the dead dog in

wait til sghe finds out about spiders!

kid wakes up asnd wants the dog but mom sez "he went away when u were sleepiong"

mom gets daD TO leave evebn though they didnt in broad dayught and now it actrually IS dark

dad gets torgo torepack the luggage and goes out to f wiuith da car

is torgo a thing on Trog? or is it the other way?

torgo isd into the mom and sez the masster wants her for a wife and loves hot chuicks anmd torgo rfet-rtdedly spazzes aroundf and feels her haiir as she seems weirded ouyt

so hes like devolved or something?

mom sez not toi try it aga8in and torgo sez he wants her instead of having masater have her and she calls for her man

btw torgos actor ate his guin as month b4 this  movie came out

torgo sez sorry  and he meant no harm and now wants to protect her

was he treying to b0ne her ion the real versin?

is that what b09ning was like in the 60s?

dad returns and sez da car wont start and its revealed by torgo the master dont like phones

the nearest  phone is 10 miles and thatts topo much for these city folk and torgo sez the master wont mind them being here the night, even though he sed da opposite for the last 20 mins

mom whines about the master picture and how da dogs dead but then they notice the kids gone like its f--kin pet semewtary amnd they took the eyes off da kid for 20 seconds

dad asks torgo to help findf her and mom sez the doors locked so she casnt haver gone far

the kitchen door is lopcked and theyt go to look outside and mom crys as the camera zooms in on their holding hasnds tyo show their masrriage bond helping them in a time of trial

kid copmes on weitrh the big black ddog from the picxture on a leash and dad gets his gun sand gets her away from t

inside kid sez the dog wasin a big ddark place and had a lot of peoplee and thety go there and see themne chicks by walls and a butr in a robe on a slab and a fire in a hanging thing

somehow they find it horrible amd dad sends his fam to a locked room and wants torgo to explsainm

in the room, torgo spazzes arounfd and tells the master on the slab off for how torego wants a wife and isnt gonna let masters wives something asnd he dont want erm

them feels the hair and face presses an arm of 1 and goes opff saying "im done with yall"

he seems like thart devolved irishman from America as number 2 in 08--16 and number 1 in 2021

mom gets ready for bed and torgo looks in the window but is gone when she sennses him asnd lookss

dad is out and torgo knocks him out with his weird hard staf and puts him by a tree in the dark

its a full moon as allways in these movies and master riseslooking like dracula in castlkevanbia and then we see the 30 yyear old teens from b4 making oput after all these hours

the cop coimes y and tells em "how often do u neee 2 b told" asnd they say "go after that other couple"

sherifdf sez theres no other couple as the road teens saw em on goes nowehere(then why does it exist?!)

master gets up and calls to Manos this god of some sort like HP Lovecraft and prays to it

he awakens his women and they chat like chicks do aand ask why as femasle kid is here and they usually sacrioficxe men

1 wants the kid iced and others say the kid will grow up to be a woman and be useful

master seZ THEY WILL ICE THE CHILD AND if they defy him he'd end them

the wives blame torgo and he goes off to deal with torgo but while out, the wives tallk of revbelling as they aint needed as wives as master has a new one

they dispute on saing the kid as manos theior god loves women andeventually 2 chicks have a cr-ppy figfhrt in the sand in white dresses  ands swait its all chicks as some wanna save the kid

as they fight weird kinda jazzy music plays

latter master finds torgo and his dog iss there and eventually torgo gets up

master sez "u failed me again starscream" asnd hoiw the chicks can hear when under the spell and told him

torgo sez "why do u get 2 wieners i mean 6 wives?" and wants 1 buit master sez "ur not 1 of us" asnd torgo sez "yu'll never have her"

master sez cuz toirgo faiuled he must die and looks at him until torgo submits and sez the hands of fate creused him

at night 1 chick makkes out with dad then slaps hhim for a bit then leraves

back at the cat figght, torgo and mastyer com,ew in and the maken out with dad chick showws em the gang catfight

eventually mom wakes up and calls for dad and lokig uin the window is master

master returns and makes em stop fighting and tells em off for being dumba55es

aslso masters cloak is black weith rted big a55 hand prints on it

mster sez they wiill do the plan and end 1 chick who revbbelled and torgo and has the rebelling chick tied to a column

torgo is put on aa rock and lays there for a while thenn master sez manos wants torgo sacrificed and has 2 chicks hand on him for a while

1 shot is frpom torghos view and is like in edward scissorhands wit the kid geing cut up

all to dissonant piano thasts kinda good and off beat

dad returns and breaks dowbn da door ands  in the ritual room torgo is rollerd onto the floor but evenrtusally gets up and master grabns his hand and puts it on this metal thing hyby fire

it pops and mastyer holds a burbning crooked hand and i think thsats all thats let off torgoi

he drops the hand and sez good wife will be after the others

mom wants to go and dad sez they'd hide in rthe deser6 and hget help

good wife sez masater will be beat by da gods and he replies manos made him permanent but she sez hers losing controll as torgo defied him

he slaps her around sez sdhe'd wind up like torgo and shev sez the other wifes are losing respect and fear of him and he beats on her and rip[ss her clothes

dad anbd wife run but wife falls and sez to leave her but UNlike grizzleyt rage, therry go on insatead of b--ching for 2 mins as the bear gets emn

1 wife sez the humans got aweay and master wants em to go after the fam even as they say "dont ice a kid"

the wives go after em and mastyer takes his big black doog out

mom sez they can go back to the house as the baddz wont think top look there and masin guy dad sez "i have my gun" abnd shoots a snake

kids wants her puppy and dad sez "not now" and goes back

the cops out there in AntiSoviet Texas hear dda shots and think it might be in mxiico and go looking

at da housae master comes in wiith his dog aafter we see da fam going in but its tough to tell wehats goiungh on

dad caps master asnd he stands there as the camera goes fuzzy andf then its daylight and i think raining

thee 2 chicks driuve around in a convertable anbd eventuyally pit the top up and dive around for a while as we see the same teens still aking out as i guess they never learned to b0ne or have values

at da house tyhe dad welcomes them there and in the room is the weifes and 1 is the mom and 1 is the kid

dad sez hes here to care for the place while master is away and sounds like he dsont got a soul like The Good Doctor

Then credits showing clups of the characters and their actors names like spaceballs

the end

wait

The End?

that was pretty weirtd

i didnt hate it but a lot is just people doing things w//o music

but not in sa good way like Tim Burtons Bat,man or Silent Films

its craeative and offbeeat and has a lot of logic errors

but i dont hate it

its appealing in a cheesy way

so bad its good

its rated the 2nd worst after Plan 9 From Outer Space and i can see why

its a biut like the texas chainsawe massacre and ther cult thing is like part 4 but is less polished and more cr-ppier in a fun way

good twist where the bad guy kinda wins and the cuycle renews

its not like most films from the 60s but is  bit like the 20s films with the bad end

also its before Night of the Living Dead buit has a similar thing of people in a home and enemies after em and a DARK FINISH

plus its only like an hour long and can be ff'd throughn some parts

gladc i saw it, its got a weird ness to it and a cr-ppitude factor

foir Manos The Hands Of Fate 2 I want it to be about the cousin of the girl and her fam coming ove and finding them after using esp to locate them, she has a holyy scythe that makes her immune to the masters powers and has to fight through his women and her uncle and aunt and cousin to save them by dslicing the evcil outta em, also after taking out the master, he sacrifices himself top summon manos and its an epic final battle with claymationand manos being a monstyer madem of several hands melded togetehr, also toorgo';s hand is an item that can be used to daMAGE THE master as his lingering spirit wants revenge, itsd also a 16 bit RPG on Sega Geneusis, Snes, GBA, TG16 and Atari Jaguar wehere you lay as this chick and have no other party menbers and level up fighiting these guys

Far Cry Review

 Notwe; I spell far

Far Cry

This is my review on Far Cry from the distant future year of 2008(1 year before the 1st Robotech War)

Its based on a popular game series I never did as my newest condosole is a Gamecube

Itsa directed by Uwe Boll who did House of the Dead/Alone in the Dark//Postal and 2 of those were good and 1 was cr--p

Noll got the rights to this before the game was released so they didn't know it would be a big hit, so tyhey let this be made by him, which would NEVER happen today!

It stars Emmanuelle Vaugier from Wishmaster 3/Saw 2/Breaker High/Ninja Turtles: The Next Mutation/Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction/Two and a Half Men, Michael Pare from The Viregin Suicides/Postal/The Lincoln Lawyer, Clint Howard from the 60s The Jungle Book/Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Tree\Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day\The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh\Cocoon\Gung Ho/Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation\Carnosaur\Backdraft\Leprechaun 2\the live action Fist of the North Star\Apollo 13\Santa with Muscles\Austin Powers 1 2 and 3/The Waterboy/My Dog Skip\How the Grinch Stole Christmas\House of the Dead\The Cat in the Hat\Cinderella Man\rob zombies Halloween\The Andy Griffith Show\The 60s Star Trek\Star Trek: Discovery\Seinfeld\Happy Days, Craig Fairbrass from Cliffhanger\Netfliux One Piece, Udo Kier from Ace Ventura: Pet Detective\Johnny Mnemonic\Armageddon\Blade/End of Days\FeardotCom\rob zpombies Halloween\the DDCAU Justice League\ The Batman\Beware the Batman(That one was good)\Axe Cop\Golan the Insatiable, Mike Dopud froim Maxiumum Overdrive/Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever\XAloner in the Dark\Spider Man 3\Rise of the Planet of the Apes\Tasmanian Devils\X-Men: Days of Future Past\the 2014 godzilla\The Predator\Arctic Air\Spider-Man: Mysterio's Menacethr n64 Spider-Man, Chris Coppola from Spawn/Ringmaster\Spider-Man 01/Postal\Beowulf\the 2009 Friday the 13th\Judging Amy\The Westr Wing, Ralf Moeller from Batman Ands Robin/Gladiuator/Postal, Don S. Davis from Look Who's Talking\the omen 04\Hook/A League of Their Own\Cliffhangart\The 6th Day\The WQest Wing\the 00s Twilight Zone, Jay Brazeau crpom littl;er women 90s/Slam Dunk Ernest\Air Bud 001\MVP: Most Valuable Primate\House of the Dead\Hulk Vs.\Watchmen\Bucky O'Hare and the Toad Wars\Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog\Party of Five\Mega Man\The New Adventures of Madeline\\Extreme Dinosaurs\The Adventures of Shirley Holmes\Pocket Dragon Adventures\My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic\The West Wing\Dead Like Me\the 2000s He-Man and the Masters of the Universe\The Cramp Twins\Generation O! Anthony Bourdain from Anthony Black Guy parts IN MY A55 where he iunterviewed Toshoo Maeda about his VIOLENT P0RN0, ASMD A BUNCHA GERMANS Anbs frenchies i never saw in sh-t

I never sAW thixz but sometyimes like Uwe Boll so maybe this could be good?

everyone seems to hate it althoughg video game fans typically dont like video game movies

so it starts with a guy at night in some kinda special forced armor andthisa is colored but suiper widescreen

hes at a burning car and theres other so;liers there who are attacked by somerthing and this truck blows

something with a kinda pixely view gets another soldier and 1 guy goes to a fence and calls for help as the thing gets him

scientists watch and we see the soldier with his head busted into a metal fence

then title and then its day and these guys are whale watching and thisd b--cvhy couple wants to see em even though main guy sez theres no guarentee

the b--chy couple dumps on him for being a bit german and wants to stay there until they see whales

main guy lets b--chy husband drive the boat and husband relents as the wife bickers with him

the scierntist lead lisatens to music qamnd paiunts something and these soldiers wqhine about not being told of stuff happening on da island

scientist sez he tedsted a genitically modded soldier who took out 10 armed men, isd this M D Geist?!

SO ARMY GUY Sez the gm soldiers were human once and head nerd dont care and goes back to his pasinting

army guy goes and nerd sez to have army guy and his dudes clean up da mess if they wanna get involved

army guy talks with a big guy  wo wants to do good and stays here as army guy has his orders

in this city a jourtnaliust has a story on gm soldiers her boss thinks is cr-p  but she has survbasilence photos

boss sez snooping on military  places is risky and she sez according to the OFFICIAL stats, theres no base there

the nerd dr had human gm things and niow shows up on this island and this is sdeeming like both ninja turtles and street sharks

boss dont want her working on it so she usews her vacation time to do it herself as sahe has a personal interwst

at this factory or w/e army guy meets general wirth army guy thwere and shows him what generals money was for; hairless musdcle guys wwith no souls!

so nwerd has gen shoot 1 but not in da eyes or mouth and hes bulletproof

his skin is 20x kevblar and his muscles protect his organs from blows

he cant let the guy out of restraints asa he'd go mental and ice everyone there

gen is p-ssed he made a rampaging monster but nerd sez he dont need sleep and can fight harder than humansd

sounds like lisa as president where the good brakfast prograsm made a race of supercriminasls, and night basketball tauight em to function w/o sleep

also i think jurassic world ripped this off wioth the indominus

the monster breaks 1 arm out aND throws a guy across the room but is stopped with a sedation thing

general gets p-ssed andsez "no fnding until you get us something we can use" which means they can't pay researchers orbuy new materials

big guy sends the data of the cr-p going on but its stopped andthe goons and woman wjho woprks for him appear behind him

big guys neice the reporter then calls him and sez she aiunt heard from him al;so shes comming and something about meeting a guy

then these geezers are b--ching aboiytr main guy not being in his boat and might come in unshaven and hung over and husband calls but gets no reply

nerd i think operates on someone and i think installs sometjing and its big guy hes putting somwething in his brains

nerd shines a lights in uncles euyes and he replies wiuth the right color and they sew him up

the geezers bicker about msainm guy and how he was special foprces and husband is scared of himn and wife dont know enought to not f with him

mainm chick the reporter neice arrives and wifde uses a bb gunon a special forces vet to ring a bell on the boat to wake him up

mainm chick comes by and does psaperwork with wife and later main guy and giurl is on da boat and making bbq

chick asaks him if he knew her uncle and he denies it but eventually admits it

he sez the island shes going is offdlimits to da piublic and he wont go and if uncle is in trouble he can handle it

she sez he found the guys he worxc 4 are doing bad stuff and she asked him to stay on and tell her

she gives him money and he sez it will buy her a ride to and from the island and thats it and the food they made burned

later its night and she isa gonna meet him at this place and he notices something i think

in the base uncle wakes up and looks out the bars in his cell and outside main guy beings chick to the siuland and she sez he betteer be hwere when she gets back

after some walking the forces catch her and 1 guy goes with a bazooka to blow the boat

he sees the shell comming and jumps out as it asplodes and swims as bad chick sez to chick for bodiues and brings her in

the forces go to the place and bad chick calls boss nerd and one by one main guy takes out the forces and escapes into the woods

he throws a rock and the forces go to it and sneakls around, showing the main chick hes ok, then slugs out bad chick anbd a gunfirhgt breaks out

this van bloes and the main guy and chick esacape in a big van with main guy having a habndcuff key eh keeps with him

therwes a car chase and runfight and he drives backwards and fires on them liks its the last action here, but the car is backwards

the main guys van takers dfdamage and bruns and chick fires a net gun at the other car and stops his fire like its technocop

she tries grnaades but dont know how toi uze am as she never saw a movie and did nt pull tht pin but later gets it

then a chopper comes after em and hitsd em with something and they come to a cliff and stiop but the chopper pulls em along with the thing they grappled em with

the wire breaks and drops the van in the sea and the chiopper gets busted by its own wire, gcatches fire, and down to the sea and blows

bad chick sez she wants cto confirm their ends an dthe hero duo escape and swims to shore

after a walk in the woods they make it to a canbin and sghe sees he took a shot but is ok

he tells her to get outta the wet clothes and she has him turn around and she undresses as he tends his wounds

shes in her undioesd and sez its her fault uncle is in danger as she sed she could take the story publkic

shes not leaving w/o unckle and he sez this wasnt part of the deal, only boating

her sez hes getting cold and needs to take off ghis wet pantys and has her tuen around despite being german and ok with nudityu and gets into bed wityh her

its still cold and they share body heat and get close and totally not b0ning

then they smooch and i think they b0ne

the next day they are walking in the light and heading to a mill to get a boat on the otherside of the island but she donbty wanna go

also her hair is perfect afetr b0ning and being soaked in water

they talk on how good he is, 1-10, and she sez 2

she is then alone on the road and waves doiiwn a military truck adn this big black guy arrests her but main guy has beat lkut the driver and has black guy at ghunpoint

he puts the gun in the guys butt and says "here is a supposiotory" and blows him apart in a huge spray

jk he really has him undress and takes his unimform and truck and has the army guys bound ands gagged in ther woods

he should have had themn tierd together like hes bumming the other guy

army guy clashes with bad chick and another soldier sez being canon fodder for mutants wasnt part of the deal but she sez she pays them enouth to do what she wants

he sez they wont be paid if they are dead and he can take what he knows with him, but chiock beats him out and puts 1 in the eye

shges got knd of a megatromn thing but not as top dog

so main guy drives the truck into the base and cuz hes a john everyman, they let him in  like for dreath spares not the tiger

after parking in the back, he brings chick who was in the back of the truck and hides her and sez to stay until he gets a boat but she dont wanna leave w/i uncle

she sees some guys with a big a55 mnetal case and 1 secutity cam sees the chick hiding and nerd finds out

bad chick sez shes gonna ice her but nerd tells her to bring her in alive as nerd wants to speak to her

goons bring her in and bad chick b--chslaps her and on this dock, this larda55 is unloading a boat and f';d out his back and b--ches about things

main guy comes in and sees larda55 eating a long sandwich and is pribably j-zzing from it and gonna spray his goo on the bread and eat it

larda55 choaks and main guy heimlichs him but it f'd his back and lardA55 IS HAPPY AND HUGS HIM

ARMY GUY COMES IN AND ASKS good ff-k, can you die capslock, im sick of you, ja c-ck uckin sunnova b00ch! go to societ englandf and get b09ned dead by a devolved irtish!

so army guy asks who main guy is and he sez hes here for a friend and sezuncle name and amry gusy sez hes a good man guy mis as good as dead

as larda65 reaches for his food, army guy thnks its a guna dn main guy beats hi ,out, then mrtoe soldiers come in and open fire and main guy drives the boAT OFF

THEN ITS A BOAD CHASE AND HGUNFIGHT AND 1 BOAT Bumps somethinb and blowes and die capslock die! 

in otta rip the caps lock key outta the keybnoard

so larda55 falls outta the boad and hangs on a rope and is pulled in and the army guys fire on the boxes in the boat

thgey head for a dad end but hit a ramp and get away but reach a bridge with netting of metal under it and gusy aiming gusn at em

they are arrested and meet nerd who asks who sent him

he sez hesa driver and nerd sez he has the girl and will use maiun guy for experiments and leaves

larda44 sits on the floor as he has done sh-t like this in dance camp

this one time, at dance camp, i stuck  my shoes in my...

so main chick is brought to see boss nerd listening to classical msuic and painting to show hsi high protoculture and she sez the papers will aleart thgeww authorities and her bodyguiard is heaing for the mainland in a boat

he sez the boat accident will be called lost at sea and he se sthe guy told him he was only the driver

also she owes him a chopper and she dont look like her uncle and she shatrnds up btu he orders her to sit down

main guy chained to larda55 play eye sp[yy andboss shows her his ara and her cucnle in a glass cage

he cant hear them as hes comming outta sedation and she calls him evil but nwerd sez hes greedy and is paid by da gov to do thius

they bring her to main guy and he smooches him and sez they devolved her uncle but nerd sez main guy is gonna be turned too

larda55 sez he was caught up by main guy and dont know them and shoulders main guy in the back

nerd sez he wont waste the process on him and is gonna have him iced

main guy spazzes out and barfs out the handcuff key  and when lardA44 PCIKS IT UP THERES NO GOO ON IT AND THEY EVANTUALLY UNLOCK THEMSELVES

SO DR HAS THE DOOR TO the glass cage of uncle and the main guy and lardsa55 opened and larda55 makes an a55 of himself

larda55; i know this guy? good thing he dont know ur b=ngin his neice@!

main guy trys talking him outta it and larda455 walks by as hes no danger

uncle grabs main guy and larda55 tackles him and falls off as he's sh-t

main guy shows uncvle the nweice and the doors open for some reason as dr sez on da radio to kill the main guys

more sm soldiers come out AND UNCLE BEATS THEM AROUND BNUT 1 COMES FOR main guy who evades him by jumping oin furniture as l;arda55 spazzes out

uncle slams 1 gm soldier against the wall like hes jason and 1 gm soldiel opens fire on them with a chaingun

a buncha gm soldiers egt out and main guy and larda55 gert through a bnroken window, with larda55 spazzing over his hand being cut

main guy beats ouyt the regular soodiooers and army guy has his troops arih das 1 gm soldier comes out and looks like an albino vi diesal and beats em around

main guy anbd larda55 go around outside and a gm guy comes for him and bullets do jack sh-t

why not use pressure pounts and get him there? i mean he still uses ki right? hes not dead

main guy runs and goes through a factory as its gotta b in a factory and has soem bada55 skilled ninja moves going around this place

you know, these guys look liek thge engineers from prometheus the aliens prequel

he eassxapes ansd as the guy chasing him come she uses a machine saw to cut through him and its kinda bada55 but looks like main guy lost his letgs from the filming

main guy i mean army guy gets an eye shot on one and ends him and dr sez to mr masaki (masaaki endo?!) hes selling him the stuffg and will meet him in shanghghai soon

army guy calls him and sez hes gonna retreat and dr sez to hold the postiion but army guy sez to shove the civilian orders up hsi civilian a55

he calls bad chick to esacort him to the pier and army guy sez to his dudes to fall back and take drs boat and gtfo

also they treat a wounded soldier

main guy takes a shotguyn to a gm guy and knows him doiown with enough shots but when hes on the gorund puts 1 in the head offsacreen

kinda thoought it would show his head asplode

main guy and army guys meet and learns dr is leaving with main chick and isnt gonna go w/o her

army guy sez once dr goes on the boatr hes no longer their conscern and amry gug tells him where to go and gives him an fully loaded gun and sez to aim for the eyes and mouth

wouldnt the a55 wortk too? the inside of the a55 is made of the same stuff as the inside of the mouth, thats why s[picy food burns both ends, but theres no tastebuds so sugar wont taste sweet in the a55

so candy for ur a66 uncless ur brittish

bad chick finds army guy is leaving with the group and shanks him and thers a lot of blood

she caps thre black guy and finishes him and as main guy goes out, he takes otu a huamna nd a sm soldier

some soldiers ahve vests and other dont and the vested are the good guys 

bad chick gets the way clear with the vestless and dr and main chick and some goons come out and main guy gets dr at gunpoint

bad chick gets main guirl at gunpoint and after a standoff lets dr go to em

dr sez kill him and main guy takes some gusy out but takes some hhgunfire

then uncle comes in and the enemy bullens dont harm huim and hes pretty much the juggernaught and beats through the troops and runs faster than huamsn can

bad chick gets him in the eye and he grabs her and snaps her neck then falls

main guy is walking and goes on and yhe whole "white hairless monster fight with a good guy getting killed but haviogn enought strength to finish the bad guy" was done in house of the dead

dr and hsi breif cases are gettign away and calls for hewlp on the walkie talkie as hsi creations come for him and main guy and chick escape ion a boat drivesd by larda55

later main chick sez the gov agentes told her not to tlel the sotry as this is the ussr and main guy has lartda55 as a deck hand and cook and main chick is a couple with main guy

he thinks on if she'd see him if he was 2//10 and main guy meets the b--chy couple from b4 wanting to see whales and ewalks off and has larda55 handle it

the end

that weasnt so bad

i never played the games and know nothing of the series but trhis was kinda cool

its an actiuon film and gives us actyion and wortkss well

yeah some guys have accents,m but no one whines of ian mckellen or patrick stewart having brittish accents

I may be Polish but I like the Germans, They got good Silent Films and Art, Like Eric Carle of The Veryu Hungry Caterpillar

This wadsm't bolls best film I've seen but its cool and has good stunts and fights and effects

much of it is action and fighyts and chases aND  gore and its sorta like a douglas fairbanks film with some of thee moves

its an entertaiining ride and has good fun

oh and the tm soldies reminds me of universal soldier with jean claUDE VAN  damme and not only cuz of the main guy hAVING an accent and being a muscley europeany dude

For FaR cry 2 I want it to be about the dr andf his escapew to shanghai to sell his cr-p and how he got off the isl;and by using his hidden implant to control the zombies with his mind and use them toforme a boat outta theior bodies holding togerther. also he couldn't show it as he didnt want anytone tro know, also he hass thegm soldiers bring him across the sea to shanghai as a body boat and fight a mosasaur as the final enemy, its alsdo an 8 bit point anmd click DVENTURE LIKE THAT pHANTASY sTAR gAME gEA4R gAme on NES, GB, Segas Master System and Game Gear, TG16, Atari 7800 and Lynx and you play as the dr amnd send the gmo guysd after other  enemies.

Waco Review

 NMote: I spell like the warnwer bro and not the warner sister

Waco

thic is my film review on wacko from 1966 (20 years i mean 40 years before transaformers season 3 in America)

its directal by Robert G. Springsteen weho did nothing i saw

it styars Howard Keel from the 50s Calamity Jane/Seven Brides for Seven Brothers//The Man from Button Willow, the repentant Jane Russell from The Outlaw/Road to Bali/Gentlemen Prefer Blondes. Brian Donlevy from the 30s jewsse james, Terry Moore from Gaslight/Mighty Joe Young/The Great Rupert/King of the Khyber Rifles/the 50s Daddy Long Legs/the 60s Daddy Long Legs/Going Overboard, John Agar frim Adventure in Fort Apache/The Brain from Planet Arous/Law of the Lawless/Young Fury/Chisum/Big Jake/the 70s King Kongh, Gene Evans fromn The Alamo: 13 Days to Glory/The Giant Behemoth (tha6t one s-cked) and Shock Corridor, Richard Arlen fromn tiger shark/Island of Lost Souls/the 30s Alice in Wonderland/Law of the Lawless/Young Fury, Ben Cooper from the 60s twilight zone, DeForest Kelley from Night of the Lepus/star trek 1-6, the good star trek show, the animated one, Anne Seymour from Big Top Pee-wee/Field of Dreams, Robert Lowery from The North Star/McLintock!/The Rise and Fall of Legs Diamond, Jeff Richards frimn Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, Russ McCubbin from f--kin Myra Breckinridge/High Plains Drifter, Dan White from Gone with the Wind/The Grapes of Wrath/Beyond Tomorrow/Our Town\The Yearling\Duel in the Sun\Red River\David and Bathsheba\The Red Badge of Courage\ythe 50s The Ten Commandments/giant/The Rainmaker/Attack of the Giant Leeches\To Kill a Mockingbird\Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter\the 60s Twilight Zone\The Beverly Hillbillies, Boyd "Red" Morgan from blazing ssaddles and a bunch i nevver saw in anytthing or aint onm wikipedia

i nevewr saw this b4 but theres also a version from the 50s and im not sure which is giving on grit but its 2 hours and the other one is like 68 mins

so after the logo we get credsitds of illusttations of the cast and theirt names and a son and its i n soviet widescreen and a song about Waco and some bada55

its colored but faded and has some charm to it

then its in proper fullscreen and the color is better and its a weAST TOWN AND GUZ SHOOTING OFF GUNS AND DRUNKING like devoilved people when their team wins a sports game

u dumba55es are wastiing ammo!

so sherrfu returns and is p-ssed the town is mad max and has to run out the rowqdy teens who are probably j=-rklin off on the floor hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng pssssssssssssst

mccoy from star trek is there and goes in the bar and sherruf comes as mccoy warns some strawberry blond guy

iuts a casino like the sonic level and sherruf sez the place is closed and 1 guy trys to take bius gun but is beat out

deforest caps the sherruf and deputee comes in andmccoy beats his a55 out and dumps bokoze onb him so no one believes him

after the sherrfif sertvice,. hay, the sherrrfiuf weas named william kelly, like deforest, wait, its at his thing, 1 guy sez to get wacos gun to chase out the teens and punks and the teens are like 40

wacxo's gun is a conbvict and the governer agreed to grant amnersty to waco to kick the bad guys candya55es and some guys dont want it to happen

like cyber city oedo 808 how they got cyber criminals as bounty hunters, or devilman using a demon to fight demons

so sherrifs nephew and maybors duahgter are a couple and dont trust the malcontents partying as she might be b0ned dead like is socviert california in back to the future 2 or the 2020s

she walks by and 1 guy grabs her, therte ghoes her butt virginity

after the sodomnation, she gpoes by crying and mayor finallyy agrees to get waco

so this guy talks with his woman about their issues and about the waco coming back to kill them

so some guys came to the bar and there were more brothers but nowe i think i went to h e double california

so waco is comming like hes gabbo and nephew and daughter have issues with her being gang b0ned by all those mnonkeys

the adult couple worries that ewaco will do something esp if he knew they were married and the coach is late and these malcomnitners on 1800s motorcycles known now as horses come out and wanna ice waco

but the cart is empty as the waco jumped out as the coach came in and runs by capping emhe makes em didssarm and this dude in a teal suit comers by and the malcopntents say "u should have killed us when u had the chance"

waco is a bada66 and a bit nuts and sez he otta now and makes em undress

oh f is he g0nna b0ne em?!

1 guy i think mayopr se z"wait waco! theres women present" and deforest sez "i could pick waco off easy from ehre" and blonde sez "and miss easy and we'd get picked off too"

so things get hot as waco burns the guys clopthes anbd leaves em naked wiith their manthings offscreen and the smoke makes em cough

imagien if he tied their d0ngs together?

oh f the gusy were the brothjers there used to be more of and are called the jennners!

mayor sez he wants advice in running town and waCO SEZ NO WEATERED DOWN BOOZE, MARKED CARDSD or rigged wheels

get f';d and de caplosk! you xc-ck sucker! 50 years ago we'd have you upside down with a f--kin fork up yo a55!

wacko wants to meet a chick and this stern looking mother f--ker c-ck sucker i tthink the adult husband in the adult couple wabnts to do something as defortets wants to take out wack oh

stern looking guy tells aduilt chick to do sometjing and she dont wanna and he sez he wants her to tell waco shes married

he reveals he was wasckos partner and raeped and looted and did other left wing protester tghings and woman sez she thought he was gentler

he sez the passt dont count and its the present and she agrees to do it

she goes to meet the waco and stern guy is a reverend and they see wacop

he sez he acted good to get released and sez chick is just as f'd as him bt she sez shes not annymore and tells him to get out

he goes and she sez he came to be honest but is bitter now and when bitter is able to do evil

later depetree is gambling and sad he didnt save sherrif and waco meets the deforrest who tell him of deptuere and its the casino night zone

waco gives depetee a badghe and helpss him and in the casino this h--ker i think is named dolly like the parton froim the best wh-rehouse in texas

waco spimns a wheel and theeres mirrors in it with deforest in some and him in others which is gopod symbolism of how both are siimilar and vary in allignment and roles and morality

wack meets blondo and tells him to stop the rigged games but is offered as partnership with blondo

wack turns him down and sez he knows blondo sent in the jenners after him but blondo denies it and wants him to join him as waco dont care of da town

waco sez he flipped a coin to decidewhat to do when he got outta jail andsitt landed on its edge and didnt falll yet

hwacko coounters an attack by kelly and holdds him over the rails of the top floor and lets blondo ssave him as he walks out

at the sherrif lace deptuee  is packing hix box and giving up on deputee to go do gay p0rn0 or something and waco whjo is kinda like boogie in that argentina comic or w/e has a drink as dolly talks with him about him being betraued by a wo man

1 guy tells waco he wants to be da new deputee andwaco goes to the sherrif place, sees depturee left wwith this book

deptuee is at sasherrifs grave saying how the booze f'd him his gunskills and he couldnt save sherrif from hasnd shaking that might hit an inniocent

waco sez "wheres my books" and is told in the cubbord and wwaco sez to get straightened up and report back at 6 am

also ddeputee sez he can quit any time he wants

later nephew wants to get mayors daughter ffromworking aas a h--keer as sdhe fgeels like shes not good now after being b0ned and deforest nearly caps him

waco hewars and goes in and tests her by smooching her and shes eagar to please

they go to the back room and doly wants to b0ne wwaco

dad the mayor comes in with a shotgun wanting his daughter back like hes harry penn defernding karen penn in robotech ii the sentinels

once he hears waco is with his little girl whos like 30  he wants to ice wacobut findss shes in the church or something and tells em she needs to pray about herissues with thinking orthers look down on her for being b0ned woc with out cvonsent

masyor sees waco dont seem bad and waco sez he might stioll be and this seems like The Crow

laater adult woman comes bby affter dumping her styern priest hussband andtalks with wwaco

shhe sez someone saw his books and he sez "law books?" and she sez "1 was a bible and 1 was on faith" and that he was studying to be a minister

like a commie, he trues to cover his growing faith and sez he was confused and she wouldnt understandf

she sez sshe married stern guy to do rigfght and thast him finding out she married made him change his plans

i think he quit priestying or not im not sure its hard to follow

she goes and he sez they are both the same

nephew coomes by and tells waco that he loves duaghtwer and is glad waco saved her

the guys are rowdy and waco wants to fgo there and nephew wants him to bring a rifle and waco sez no and fgoes

at the salloon casino night zonehe seez they still use marked carda nd beats on some guys but when deforest pulls a firearm, he whips it out sooner and blows a hole in deforests arms a55

waco seZ to stop the marked cards ANSD riggerd wheels and takes some guy he foguth i eman guys he fought to jail

then a montage of western cr-p and 1 shot of horsemen riuding from a side view like a sonic game and the light behind them in a sihloettte that looks like a silent film

they brand cattle and 1 guy he took out of the salloon brings him to see ma jenner who wants revenge on him and is gonna brand his a55 and ice him and dump it

on jacka55 a guy got his a55 brandedf and screamed in agony as these giuys are ret-rded and sado maSOCHISTS

as the guy readys a brand waco fights and grapples him ANd devolvedly rampages thgouht the camp

they arte gonna brand him and catch him agfain but depuiurtee saves them with a shotgun

he sez he came at 6 am and was told where waCO WEAS HEADING

AFTER NEARLY BRANDING THE JENNERS, HE SEZ "YOU TRY THING AGAIN AND I';LL END YOU" AND good f--k can you just die caps clock?! ur mo lesting my writing

so deforest knows some guy i think nephew is an ally of weaco and snoops around i think

1 prison associate of waco coems by and says waco was toip bird in the jail and i assume b0ned a lot of guys as his property

stern priest sez to waco that waco sent his droogs to take it over and this isnt what eh was called to do but waco sez this is his nature as hes a theif at heart and tempotation overcame him

deputee sez hes sorry he sobered up and waco hives him money for booze and is dieesenfranchised with waco, as is nephew

i assukmme this is a ploy as this is a 60s movie and they dont dhave bad guys as the heroes until clock work orange or back in the lon chaney days

adult woman sez she thinks waco didnt originally plan this but turned when hearing she married and the town wants to do something of him for bringing in hired kilelrs, which is what the town did when getting him

maybor sez they regret this and wanna egt rid of waco but then that would mean blondo would own the town

dolly the h--ker is drunk and sez waco is gonna get iced tomorrow and the jenners and blondo and a buncha others are comming to kick his a55 dead

then galdalf the grey anfd gandalf the white andf monty python and tyhe holy grail black knight, benito mussolini, and the blue meany, and cowboy curtis and jambie the genie, robocop, terminator, captain kirk, darth vader, lo pan , superman, every single power ranger, bill s preston and theafore logan, spock the rock doc ock and hulk hogan

came up behind him and they went lightning fast and they b0ned ol waco in his cowboy a55

deputee tells mayor that the hgolden horde is coming and will wipemout waco and his 3 goons and will end them too, like the invid taking over ewwarth after the masters war

so waco checks his rifles and his goons say "this sint gonna be as easy as we were told and we didnt come to fight a war" and is gonna skip town

they leave and main guy waco dont cap em but looks like hes gonna as they kinda went like rito ret-rdo from power rangers running away to survive

the comiong horde sees the hiured guns riding off and adult woman played by that chick from that marylin monroe film comes to see him and how hes not running and he dont seem to give a sh-t even though she seems to care for him

they admit they love each other and she dont wanna hear it and he gievs a speech about how hes ghonna fight and take a few out with him even if he has no chance

so apartently wacos actor was 47 in this, but looks 60 as i think its the smokesd and booze devolving him

wacop goes out and sees the town is ready to sniper like with jfk 2 harambe and he tells em he dont want help in a tirade about how they;'d get it if they fiight

the baddz come in and the townsfolk opwn fire on them like with what REALLY happened with patton and the janners wanna take out waco as once he falls, they own this town

bloncio i thin is gonna sniper waco but doly the h--ker saves him by tellting hi  and blondo goes after waco

degorest egst it and is now dead jim and it was i think deputee who sez "that was for kelly" and the gunfirght goes on

stern pirest take up a firearm and caps guys and wifr saw it

1 guy looks a bit like a lless devolvbed ernest borgnine and was the one who lead waco to ma jenner and trys to take out waco but gets iced

nephew gets capped on the roof and falls but catches the rail and his capper is capped but he falls

his gfg the mayers b0ned daughter goes to heklp him and stern priest coems out and calls for peace

blondo gets a deringer aND SEZ DONT LISTEN TO HIM AND PEIRETS SEZ TO GHO HOME AND DONT COME BACK

blondo derringer caps preist and i kinda sayw that coming but it was a surpiz4re

after the fight waco asks why they aided him and they said cuz reverend told em to afetr he saved daughter and got her to go to church

adult woman gives waco a badge and sez he can be sdherruf now anmd he accepts and i think i looked away as the blondo got capped b4

the end

that was pretty good

didn't expect a lot of that and some parts were unusual for a 60s film

the main guy was bad but not too bad and showed a grittier edge than most westerns would

but he was really good inside and showed it when he needed to

good acting and writing and the music worked and it had good action and twists

he reminds me of Rei or Kenshiro in Hokuto No Ken or Violence Jack as hes nice insdide but bada55

He's tough and skilled and gets out of tight spots like if james bond wasnt subserviant to the regent and was a Free Man

the female chartactyers workled andthe movier kept me gessing if he really was bad or not at times

I knew they couyldsn't have an evil main chARACTER cuz of the code but it did a good job of having a different kind of hero

plus the mayors daughter being b0ned woc with out consent and her actions after showed a darker side of the west thats more 70s stryle like hannie caulder or w/e

For Waco 2 I want the jenner ma to have revealed to have survived getting capped and comes back withweapons built into her body to  fightv against waco for wacking her kidds, she has built a steam powered tank by kidnapping tech guys and comes into town equipped into it with her metal parts and busts up the town, also waco uses his skills and now has a rope and hook to climb and some gadgets from a scientist who got away, and has to fight thissteam tank by going into it and taking it out segment by segment and fighting the ma jenner in each as shge defends it with various weapons in her bod equipped to the tank. Also uts as big as a moddern day building and this is an 8 bit game on Sega Master System, Nes, TG16, GB, Game Gear, Atari Lynx and Jaguar and you go in this thing and fight kinda like Mega Man or the 3rd GB TMNT Game.