Wednesday, May 31, 2023

Chounoryoku Shojo Barabanba Review

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Chounoryoku Shojo Barabanba

TYhis is my rewview on Chounoryoku Shojo Barabanba (Super Power Girl Barabanba) from the distanmt future year of 1985(20 years before Transformers The Movie happ[ened)

Otds sa direct to video animatioo  based on a manga by Go Nagasi who made mangas cool

It dstasrds Mitsuko Horie fropm, Apocalypse Zero\Cyber City Oedo 808\Dragon Ball\Dragon Ball Movie 3: Mystical Adventure\Dream Dimension Hunter Fandora\Locke the Superman\Sailor Moon Sailor Stars\Saint Seiya, and there's no info on any other actors in it

This was pretty obscure and the only reason I know of it was that its by Go Nagai, my fave author

There's little info out on this bvut it came out when OAV's or Original AnimATYED Videos were staertinbg and is really 80s

I'm watching it fansubbed and its kinda cr-ppy plus on a lowq res vhs rip

Also its kind of a p0rn0, but in Japan they don't show the crotches cuz of a decency law thatr prevents it

So it starts with space like its Violence Jack ova 1 and a narrator sez Lone Wolves Baraba and Mia go through the Universe in a Shuttle to get away from the Dululu Corporation(Like disney?) and were chased by 2 ships to what looks like E HERO The Earth!

Then Title.

On earth it looks like Violence Jack OAV 1 in at and animation cuz this is the mid 80s like Call Me Tonight and Joe Banba is riding a motorcycle as it starts to rain. 

He sez something great happened today and this big a55 space craft comes over him.

He goes off road and lands on his feet and is in a grassland and in pain from his accident.

He looks like Rand from Robotech and finds this space craft with colored lights and hides when it opens.

A Light Bridge (Like Bifrost for the Nordic gods?) comes down and these 2 beings come out with 1 being a cat thing like Phantasy Star 01 meets Tioei's puss in boots who wanted feminine clothes but the costume was worn by its dimensions robots.

It turns to the other being called Barabara who's in some insectoid robot suit that breaks off revealing a naked 80s blonde chick who she is surprised by the body having soft b00bs she feels.

She feels ger crotch and likes it and makes H Anime sounds.

Some cartoony 80s punks who look nothing as bada55 as the guys from Devilman:The Birth come in and step on Banba's b0ner then go to the naked blonde and then the big dumb one notices the ship that the Quagmire looking one with Shades don;'t be shocked by.

He throws away the furry thing and it lands on Banba's b0ner then tries grabbing the naked blonde but she bites(At least he didn't use his man thing).

The 3 advance on her like its the horse chick in Fritz The Cat but she kcicks Not Quagmire in the man parts and he backs off holding his crotch.

She runs but Quagmires back for round 2 and grabs her from behind by the t-ts and brings her down. The 2 goons hold her arms Cross Style like Freddy Freaker

but b4 Quagmire mouths her mouth, Banba comes in and sez he's a Superman here to save her cuz hes stronger than them and gives em 3 seconds to GTFO.

After counting he beats em out with some Knights Of The Zodiac Dic Dub black screen and flashing.

She smooches him and they show em having a clean time by the beach and the field in his mind, only to show that really Quagmire slugged him out.

He drops his pants and goes to the blonde and when she asks what his b0ner is, he replies yummy candy and b0nes her mouth, but the b0nwer is Whited out so we never see his probably circimsized man parts.

Eventually he goos in her mouth and the big dumb guy is bummed cuz he gooed by watching em, which means he's probably queer now.

The blonde one starts handing her crotch  and licking her nips and her crotch is shown as a flowert blooming.

Also her being hand b0ned is like with Rose doing things to Yumi in Violence Jack OAV 1.

As she is hand b0ned she unleashes pink ki that sends the 3 guys away and the smurf animal mascot thing sez she jumped to other dimensions

(Which makes sense as those involved in lust act rituals and commune with the occult are often in connection with daemons/fallen angels we call aliens and they are in other realms on the Planck Scale like h-ll).

Mascot thing sez she's Nabaraba and energy is released as her feelings heat up (Like in Hanappe Bazooka with his heart determining his power?) and in this Dimension she changed her bod b4 she noticed it.

Also a guy in the Castlevania days changed his look by jumping dimensions.

Shew runs over to Banba and thanks him for his courage inspiring her to use her powers and smooches him WOC: With Out Consent, but hes blacked out so its ok.

Elsewhere this Dancouger looking c-ck sucker says cuz Baraba crossed the dimension wall, if Barabanba does something the body tissue would change and give em super powers.

So they go on a space ship and it looks like if Shadow Raiders was made in the 80s or a bit like Inhumanoids.

So The guy and blonde ride a motorcycle and he asks her name and she sez its Baraba and he sez he's Joe Banba but goes by Joe

(Which is often a name of bad guys like joseph stalin or joseph mengele or joe bi den)

and Baraba sez her mascot is Mia who Joe thinks is a Cat or Tanuki.

He runs outta gas and they walk with the bike and he asks if he killed those punks but she saz he was handsome. and he sez his childhood dream is to do Superman Things.

They get lost in the woods and it rains again and shes in some 80s outfit like you'd except to see in a Master System Game or something and stop by a mansion which seems  like a 30s movie like The Old Dark House.

Eventually a chick holding candles comes to the door and lets em in and the piano playing seems like Splatterhouse 01.

Some chicks turn pn the lights and 1 is blonde and 1 has blue hair and they are triplets.

The brunette lets em stay the night and Bareaba is coo. with it and they getta room.

The brunette sez they sometimes let peiople peak at it and I gotta say these subs are kinda cr-ppy.

Then the triplets start licking each other and feeling their crotches annd bl;ue hair is handing her crotch to the other 2 doing that.

Brunette mouths blondes crotch and blue hair takes off her dress and goes to join in.

Joe watches in the key hole and invites Baraba to see but notices she's commando and is gonna b0nne her, but she knees him in the crotch on instinct.

She wakes ip and he hands her crotch and mouths her nips and both are nude. eventually he gets on her and starts b0ning and then we see him reaching around as both are ion their knees and feeling her crotch and left b00b.

Is this where Team America got it?

So then he's licking her shoulder then her a55 then I think he's b0ning her from behind, maybe in da a55.

I think they got her b0ning sounds recorded once and looped it cuz it all sounds the same.

Then the guys the aliens were fleeing from in the 1st place arrive and 11 sez he'd never forgive Baraba for making him devolve ugly like the netflix reboot version by going through dimensions.

So these Kamen Rider monsters head for the house and BARABNA sez it hurts, forgive me, and her powers activate and sends Joe to h-ll or w/e.

Mia wonders where Joe went and he's under the bed, as when ur a kid, under the bed is its own dimension. Which explains why there's so many monsters there.

So it was Joe and Baraba';s 1st time bb0ning and they hug aand the triplets do lesbianism with each other fir a while cuz Go Nagai's into that.

We see em imposed over a fire like with Fire Venus and Koichi Hagane from the Hyper Grapple Arc of Violence Jack]

Then outta the fireplace, as Chef sez u gotta maek love down by the fire, this blackness comes out and wraps em and turns into clothes,

then this monster looking like Zanin from Devilman comes in with the blue cloth thing on the chicks comming from his mouth and 3 other monsters.

We see a black screen with White Light looking like d0ngs getting hard and, to quote the long hard men of the sea, Raising of the mast before a rough trip into a captains quarters.

so the dimensional daemons are b0ning the triplets and Joe sees and the leader wraps him with his mouth tentacles like Zoidberg from Futurama meets Toshio Maeda.

He callsa Baraba who runs in Bare a55 naked and asks what they want.

The leader sez her name and sends his monsters to grab her.

Mia tries to save her but mauiin bad guy drops Joe on him and jumps down and we see a Black background as a White Reverse silhouette of a d00ng getting hard in a hetero erectus.

Hew climbs on her but Joe jumpss on him but it thrown on the Chandelier and the bad guy b0nes her.

Her powers activate and the chandelier falls and they hug as the ki rising blew em off (but not like what the Quagmire guy did) and hes in tighty  whities.

The bad guy is amazed that she has such a strong power and sez "don't forget, others are after you" and is blasted to h e double soviet california.

Baraba sez Thnx and he sez he knew he's not superman but she sez his courage surpasses Superman

(Which makes sense as Superman is invincible and he actually can be iced and bravery isn't not being afraid but doing it even when).

Shes glad to have come, to this dimension, to fall in love with him and they smooch.

Also Mia is up after missing the final battle like Alexis in candya55 Yugioh Arc V.

Joe narrates that after that she returned to her dimension(Why?! there's guys after her! She's on the Run!) and he looks out over a cliff as music plays like Hokuto No Ken.

Then Baraba lands in her spacemobile and runs to him in undies and boots and a Shoulder Pad.

Then credits to stills of the anime we saw.

The End

That was not bad

Yeah its a lot of b00ning but its got that 80s art and animation and the music and voicibng is good

nice love story and remnants of other Go Nagaii things

I don't think its ever been on DVD but maybe was on laser disk and is under halkf an hour

its  based on this go nagai manga and he usually makes things cool

When you read his manga, you wanbna keep reading, it holds your attention

Also my dad calls him gon-d guy, which makes sense as he's got a lot of Chutzpa

Its not bad and has a few sci fi things but a  lot of b0ning

For Chounoryoku Shojo Barabanba II I want then to have a kid who has her powers abnd its the 2000s and the dimensional guys come for her, but her daughter wjos a thicc blkonde teen takes em on and has to rescue her parents who were caught. Alsio its a 128 bit Dream,cast, GameCube, ps2 and xbox game like Zelda or Jet Force Gemini but yiou go through variuous dimensions and each is different and you fight various devolved bosses and have bright colors and use Ki Blasts and can hover fior a bit.

Monday, May 29, 2023

Robo Force The Revenge of Nazgar Review

 Note: I spell Maxx Sloppy

Robo Force: The Revenge of Nazgar

This is my review on Robo Force: The Revenge Of Nazgar from the distant future year to the devolved apea in Beast Wars of  1984(60 years befgorte The 3rtd Robotewcvh War)

Its a tv special from the 80s made to sell a toyline to 80s kids but was outperformed by Transformers

It came back with other things like Glyos Toys or w/e and was animated by Ruby Spears who did the 90s Mega Man Cartooon

Its directed by John Kimball who did Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers/tthe smurfs/the rambo cartoon/turbo teen(where that guyt devolves into a car and gave people weird fewtishes)

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I saw this b4 cuz my homie from abn anime site liked it and showed it to mer

So it starts with an 80s triumpjhant actiony opening thats fill of lasers and ytjhiongs blowimng and people runninbg

then credits and dsop,e guys in blaxk coats and robnots heading for some place

a sciewntist named dr fuy like nick fury from the avengers before he turned black trys getting a robot to talk and it replies with a joke

then the bad guys lead by hun dred wgo works for nazgar, like nazgul from lord of the rings, comes in and tries to capture him

his robot defends him with a lazer blast that takes out 1 bots arm like Gohan vs cell and the bads retuirn fire and blast the good robot then punbch him into the wall

hun dred makes the dr go with him or he'd blow apart his son into meaty chunks like in growl on sega genesis'

the son comes doewn and sees the ship taking him off like in close encounters of the 3rd kind by spiellburg and 10 yewars later in the place of celestia, this blonde chick tells how its freedopm is in danger from hun dred who wantrs to bring back the evil guy nazgar who was dwad for 2000 ywears like Judas today

this moustache dude sez nazgar was a lergend and not real,which is  like those who deny the occult being easily preyed on by it

she plays a holotape of how nazgar newzrly f'd da planet in some war but after his stronmghold went, so did he

so is he hitler? and him coming back is like him going to the north pole or south america or the hollow earth or w/e

so b4 nazgar bit it., he vowed revenge(how do they know that?! was there a witness?)  anmd no body was found, but his brain was preserved

they saved nazgars brain!

next they otta put it in a dolphinm, those things are like jeffery dahmer, b0ning people and killing animalsd for fun

she shows they a message crystal that she skins but not like a beyblade and it was in hun rdds hide out(they were there?!)

it shows nazgarbtelling his followers tofind the other 2 message crystals and have him live again

she wants men anmd funds to bring it to em ginga bull bull bull bull bull but themoustache dide sez its fake and vetoes her cr-p

she vows to do something and he sez to f withthe son of dr fury and his robots f--kin things up

then in not star wars a robot and fury jr whos a grown a55 man throw guys arouynd like the 8-0ss he maN CUZ WE CANT HAVE PUNCHES ON HUMANS

he cxonfronts a ponytail guy with buying fake info of where his dads is and now wants the hun dred base location or he'ds send maxx steele on him, but not the 00s maxx steel guy they made a dreamcast game vof, the 1st maxx steele, and not lexington steele

later the moustache guiy who was all "its not real" contacts hun dredd and he's workimng foir him, like how those "experts" who say "thisa theory is fake" rwally wortk for the guys behind it

he tells hun dredd the blonde has the crystal andat night the hun dred guys come for her and bring her to the castle under water(what thew f--k?! did transformers get this from it with the decepticon base?)

hun dredd will let her live to see her city get f'd butfury and his homies he introduces 1 name at a time whjo can talk comne over in a sub AND FUERY JR'S KID BRO MANS THWE SDUB

THEY BREWAK IN AND hun dredd leaves thew humans who work for him to bite it as they are surpluss to requitements

fury goes to find his dad but finds blonde and sez hes mark fury like mark daemon from the talented mr ripley that toimmy wiseau named his best friends character after

she sez she was gonna have hi arrested for his acts and a guy comes out with a lazer gun aimed at em but maxx steele iuses knock ouyt gaS TO PUT him to slereeop

she thinks hes the bad guy but he sez he saved her and the base starts crumbling and he brings the ko'ed guy with em

why did he have his bots byst the castle?! what if he didnt finmd his dad in time?! They're under water! the pressure would end em!

So she asks why he made comnbat robots and he sez his dad was kidnapped andhes trying to save em

as they fight robots totallyn  not like star wars, he reveals his dad was working on putting human brains in robot bodies like alerx murp[hy but this camne 1st

shge ses hun dred is gonna put nazgars brain in a robot body his dad made, which sounds like both power rangers time force and mega man zero

then the roboforce comes in and he sez he made em cusz i guess he don't need years of research like his dad AND INHERITED THE ABILITY TO MAKE EM, LIKE GHOTEWN GOING SS1 AT 7

THEY LEACVE And the castle blose even though its under water and now they need to get the other 2 triuforce i mean spititual stones i mean crystqals b4 hun dred gets em

they drop off his brother whos like 14 or something and go to bonndes place to interrogate the gun guy

1 robopt puts his gun in his face, almost at his mouth and sez "unless u liie eating fire, telleus wherre hun dred and the othger are" like he's seabn connery from the untouchables, but this came 1st

gun to the mouth? pretty bada66 for an 80s show

he terlls em they went to the clifs fo the lost and he jumps out the window and probably dies cuz we never see him again

So in this rocky sandy place the bad guys confront this possible chick for the crystal of power and she knows not of it

but they tell her nazgar lives and her progtamming comes in and she brings em to the crystal and spins it and summons a nazgar hologram tHAT TELLS EM TO GO TO THE ISLE OF DOOM TO FIND THE 3RD ONE

the roboforce sees em and follows em to it but theres magnetic inferference and posuion atmosphere so the robots go out and humans stay behind in the ship

thenblonde looks like a leiji matsumoto chick from galaXY EXPRESS 999 OR W/E

THE ROBOFORCE FINDS A RAdio active cave and in there the hun dred guys have the 3rd crystal and spin em togetehr and this naercro guy hologram is summoned and tells them the brain is on mt infinity

the roboforce hears hundred saying nazgar will live again and the robofiorce comes in

the bads shoot the ceiling and spikes knock the good guys in the acid or lava or blood or kool aid or w/.e and they leave thinking the robofoiirce is over

the roboforce jets wont get em out so 1 uses a cable on a hook like batman and pulls em up[ but they used up their power paks and return to the ship and marky mark fury fixes his funky bunch of robots up

on my infinity which sounds like a pokemon thing, the badds brings dr fury who made the robot vody for naz gar and the conputer gives em nazgars brtain

the robofoirce  heads for the placew and the rock crumbles off and its a metal base in it

mark goes in to save his dad and calls for an attack later

nazgar is a brain in a metal boidy like dr wheelo in dbz but this came 1st, but not iron kaiser in viool,nce jack and shuitren doji

nazgar is gonna use a death ray from the evil dr tesla to bust celestia but the roboforece is waiting for mark to save his dad, but not mark ahmmil from that 70s sci fi movie; flesh gordon, where he played the blonde hero; luke skinlicker

So hun dredds goons are taking fury dad off but fury jre swings in like spider man and saves him abnd closes the door

they have a nicwe moment and run and huinb dred tests the death ray on the woods murdering innocent plants!

plant rights ae human rights!

this is worse than anything imperial japan is sdaid top have done! those innocent virgin plants!

and other things the frutitarians might say

So the good botstake out robo p[tyerasaurs and bolow into the base and Coptor takes Dr Fury to safety as the rest of em go deeper in

The Death Ray burns out a bridge and max steele takes on hun dred in a 1 on 1 battle like Optimus Prime Vs Megatron, but Maxx tanks hius drill and 1 hit kills him with a power punch like He Man The Toy

tHE mAXX sTREELE GOES elsewhere and the remaining guys and bot go to face Nazgar and, is this a horror movie? 1 by 1 theyget removed

So Nazgar leaves the moustache guy as his thronewe folds up like a toy and bthe fury nd the blonde and the bots come in and she recognizes him asa councilman frost like the chickj from superrnanny

frost clasims to be on their side anmd tells em nazgar is in the black folded this and the good guys open fiire wiuth laszer beamns that blows it but hes not in it

alan ladds bot sez the beam cant be turned off but maxx steelepunches it and  emnmds it

thiois seems like how Riki-Oh doesn't use actual martial arts and just punshes things

soo Fury rewards his bots wwith the highest grade oil which makes me think, its the 5100s ad they still use oil

then again, battle tech has  faster than light travel aand internal cioombustion engines

so frost is in jail(for what? what were thge charges? what was he convicted of?) AND  BLONDE IS THE COUNCUIL STAR but worriers if nazgar comes back but fiuury sez they'd  be rready in case the nazgar returns and  his team cant lose

which makes sense as maxx steele is pretty much kenshiro and nothing touches him, until the Ken-Oh Arc

then credits to really awesome music thgats heropic and triumphant

wtytf toei did this? seems right as its got that g i joe  look

the end

tthat was quite cool

its got a manly hero doing whats ruight and a curvy blonde who can kick a555 with robots

totally not like contra hard corps

cuz that has a werewulf

great musuic, nice animation and well done voice actying

the story was cool and holds up well and its got star wars influences but didn't getr devolved by other things like a cr-ppy holiday special and endless retcons

the robots aare cool and each has its gimmick and yeah its made to sell toys, but its got good story and art

batman beyond was made to sell toys, as was beast wars

yeah tthis didn't do as well as transformers, but its doing its own thing and works

like star trek and basbylon 5

nowadays the main guy would be a kid and the woman woul;dn't be hot anmd the robots would have various accents

but in the 80s, it was good

plus the dad beiing kidnapped was used in Yugioh GX with Aster Phoenix(except in the REAL vereion he got wacked) and nazgar being an evil comig back to ruin things was from Lord of the Rings

It botyh takes from and inspires later fiction

For Robo Force: The Revenge of Nazgar II I want Nazgar to have taken over by using a Time Freeze Machine to trap Max Steels and his homies, but years later, a Rebel breaks the seal and Max and his chums gotta bring it to en ginga Bull Bull Bull Bull Bull annd take out his bases that have generators that power his empire machine that prootects his commant castle. Also its an 8 bit Nes and Game Boy, Sega Master System and Game Gear, TG16, Atari Jaguar and 7800 game like Metroid but you go across the hollow earth and get to the bases while playing as Fury and the Blonde but also switching to other Robots to get past things, with a final battle with Nazgar who is a towering robot you gotta take out by hitting its key ppoints aand doddging its attacks

Friday, May 26, 2023

The Birth Of A Nation Review

 Note: I spell like a newborn

The Birth Of A Nation

This is my review on The Birth Of A Nation from the distant future year to Oda Nobunaga of 1915, 90 years before Thransormers The Movie happened

Its directed by the Excewllent D W Griffith who did A Corner in Wheat/The Musketeers of Pig Alley\Judith of Bethulia /The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie and America

It stars the bada55 Liillian Gish from The Musketeers of Pig Alley/Judith Of Beethulia/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance/Broken Blossoms/Way Down East/Orphans of the Storm/Ben-Hur: A Tale of the Christ/La Bohème/The Scarlet Letter/The Wind/Duel in the Sun/The Night of the Hunter/The Whales of August, Donald Crisp from The Musketeers of Pig Alley\The Avenging Conscience\Broken Blossoms\Intolerance\The Viking\Svengali\\Mutiny on the Bounty\Mary of Scotland\The Amazing Dr. Clitterhouse\Valley of the Giants/Wuthering Heights\da 40s Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, George Beranger from Broken Blosssomns/Intolerance/The Snake Pit\The Walking Dead, Mae Marsh from The Avenging Conscience/Judith of Bethulia/Intolerance/The Grapes of Wrath/Jane Eyre/Miracle on 34th Street/Fort Apache/The Snake Pit/A Star Is Born/The Searchers, Henry B. Walthall from A Corner in Wheat/The Avenging Conscience/Judith of Bethulia/The Scarlet Letter/A Tale of Two Cities/The Devil-Doll, Miriam Cooper from Intolerance, Mary Alden from The Cossacks, Ralph Lewis from Intolerance\Outside the Law\Flesh and Blood/the 20s Dante's Inferno\Abraham Lincoln\San Francisco, George Siegmann from The Avenging Conscience/Unckle Toms Cabin/Intolerance/ the 20s Oliver Twist/Scaramouche/The Man Who Laughs/The King of Kings/The Red Mill, Walter Long from The Avenging Conscience\Intolerance\The Sheik\The Shock\da 30zz Moby Dick\\I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang, Wallace Ried from The Avenging Conscience\Intolerance, Joseph Henabery from Intolernce, Robert Harron from The Musketeers of Pig Alley/Judith of Bethulia\The Avenging Conscience\True Heart Susie\Intolerance: Love's Struggle Throughout the Ages, Josephine Crowell from Intolerance\The Man Who Laughs/Speedy, Spottiswoode Aitken from The Avenging Conscience\Intolerance\The Wicked Darling\Monte Cristo, George Beranger from Broken Blossoms/Intolerance/The Snake Pit\The Walking Dead, Jennie Lee from Judith of Bethulia\Intolerance, Howard Gaye from Intolerance\20s Scaramouche\the 20z Dante's Inferno, Sam De Grasse from Intolerance\King of Kings\The Man Who Laughs\The Racket\Our Dancing Daughters, Olga Grey froom Intolerance, Russell Hicks from Intolerance\Boy Slaves\tthe 30s The Three Musketeers\Santa Fe Trail\Man Made Monster\Sergeant York\Scarlet Street\Samson and Delilah, Elmo Lincoln frpm Judith of Bethulia\Intolerance\Tarzan of the Apes\the 20s The Hunchback of Notre Dame\the 30s The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Eugene Pallette from Intolerance\Tarzan of the Apes\the 20s The Ten Commandments\My Man Godfrey\The Adventures of Robin Hood\Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, Charles Stevens from the 20s The Mark of Zorro/the 220s The Thief of Bag dad\The Iron Horse\the 20s The King of Kings\th4 30s Call of the Wild\Kit Carson\The Ten Commandments, Madame Sul-Te-Wan from Intolerance\Tarzan of the Apes\Uncle Tom's Cabin\King Kong\Black Moon\San Francisco\Mighty Joe Young, Raoul Walsh who directed a bunxha films, Tom Wilson from Intolerance\The Kid, Allan Sears from Intolerance, Dark Cloud from Intolerance, Vester Pegg from Intolerance\Stagecoach, Alma Rubens from Intolerance, Monte Blue from Intolerance\Orphans of the Storm\Mary of Scotland\The Outcasts of Poker Flat\Casablanca\Life with Father\Key Largo\Apache, Gibson Gowland from Greed\the 20s The Phantom of the Opera\the 20s Don Juan\Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans\\the 40s The Wolf Man, and a buncha people I've only seen in this, aint in soviet wikipedea or never saw in anything else

I'vve seen this before and its a very well made film

Griffith was the Atari of movies; started a lot of standards but was left behind by those who advanced beyond them

Many hate this movie without seeing cuz its got the Klan in it and not as the bad guys

But this was made by/for/about people fromn the 1800s, that's how people felt back them

I'm not saying I feel that way, or you should feel that way, but w shoul;dn;'t censor history to fit todays standards

thats how they do things in 1984

Then again, i think kost people will skip this review cuz they heard the movie has things in it they might niot like and jump to conclusions

also; despire my klan jokes, I am not a member as I'm; polish/sloveniuan, have japanese cousins, a portuguese gf, most of my friends are black and italiano, I pray for Israel, and I got freinds in mexzico and brazil

just cuz i tell jokes of racism doesnt mean i support it

i tell jokes on cannibalism but dont eat people

well, most of the time, this one time in the 80s, i got a blood transfusion, thats similar, taking material from 1 man to another and using it for digestion before pooping it out

but unlike most peopel who dump on this film, i actually saw it and i recall liking it as it told the story well

plus many things in here were based on actual events of the era

Thomas W Dixon made this as a counter to things making the South look bad like Uncle Toms Cabin

Thne again, we got law and order SVU and other things dealing with trendy issues from a hiughly slanted view

Also; Griffith was not racist for making 1 movie with the klan as the good guys, he did other works with them as the bad guys and supported the indians

also is ron howard and tom hanks racist agaiunst Catholics for the da vinci code movies? they made 3 in a row

oh and what many people don't know, is that the klan had several eras, with the 2nd era in the 20s being denounced byt supporters of the 1st for having different views

Thomas Dixon did Nation Aflame with a non copyrighted Klan and their rise and fall as the bad guys

also they weren't racist in origin, but started as a club for civil war survivors who played pranks, then 1 guy dressed up as a ghost to scare people and things went from there

Southern Hero Nathan Bedford Forrest called for them to disband after they turned violent

So after logo and stuff we get text saying this shouldnt be censored and means not to offend but they show the dark side of wrong to illuminate the bright side of right like Shakespere and The Bible

Spoiler; the bible is pretty 16+ like Berserk

Murder, raepe, genocide, nations at war, cities getting nuked, inbreeding, daemon worship, ritual sacrifice, slavery, male organ removal

and that's just Genesis!

so after title and cast a card sez this movie shows war as bad and then how the indentured servants were brought over in the past

then again, if you hate on The South because they owned slaves, you'd also have to hate on ALL the other countries that did so

india, china, jamacia, mwxico, brazil, Israel, Turkey, Ehypt, Morroco, Rhodesia, korea, kenya, cuba, Mongolia, ect

pretty much every country owned slaves at 1 point or another

also; animals practice slavery, like the ants that raid other nests for larva and use em to serve thewir queen

but the ottomans did thaT TO sLAVs in the past, and I heard stories of Sloveniasns taken to be raised as turks being sent back and killing their fams

kinda like Shadow of the Beast

So if people say "being vegan" or "b0ning lots of partners" is "natura;l" cuz "animals doi it" then you'd have to approve slavery too

And cannibalism and inbreeding and naecromance and interspecies things

OR, hear me out herew, maybe NOT basing your morals on pigs and dogs and monkeys and the rest of the zodiac!

so in the 1`800s was a Christian based Republican group who were against the mainstream views on rights and wanted to overturn a supreme court settled issue over wanting to take rights from 1 group and give it to a group they felt deserved it more, despite the majority of the people not agreeing, 

also were some violent members who killed people and wanted an uprising to force their views on the nation, They were known as The Abolitionists! 

In 1860 a leader called austin stoneman for leegal reasons or w/e and his daughter played by lillian gish was rising in the house of representitives

they wewre in ewashington and were heading to pencilvania to see her brothers who got a letter from em

gish's sister is there and has a Whire cat and is happy

in soputh carolina is the camerons who live in a nice way as a cart with indentured servanyts goes by, 2 kids afall out and a guy gets em back

despite this being 1860s thweres lightbulbns on poles in the road

mr cameron smokes a cigarand has pet dogs and when a CAT LANDS ON 1 IT CLASHES

ben cameron gets a letter from gish saying shes comming and the little blonde girl cameron like speilburg always has is hapopy

the stonemen meet the camerons like when the flintstones met the jetsons and they have fun and play around and 1 gfuy is into 1 girl from each family

elsewhere the indentured servants puick cotton and the 2 fams have members loking at the cotton plant and 1 takes a sample and sees a picture of hish in the locket by one of the stoneman boys thing

he keepts the locket and a ttitle card says the iondentured servantsd worked from 6 to 6 with a 2 hour break ionbetween, which i did at the juice plant when i got there at 7 and worked til noon, then after the machine needed work, we waited for 2 hours and i played sonic dusk adventure

aso the indentured servants dance and have fun on their 2 hour break and the masters hang out with them and shake hands

1 thing people hate about this is that it shows slavery as not the holocost, but there are much worse things than slavery, my grandpa was a slave in ww2 poland and didn't enjoy it much, but my toher grnadpa was in the war and had a far worse time with having to kill his fellow man and having people trying to kill him

not to be pro slave owners rights, but it beats being chopped up or put to sleep like in soviet canada

but theres danger in the air as the south wants to succeed and the dont dont wanna let them escape

whcih is kinda ironic as America started with the 13 colonies succeeding from soviet england

and many claim the civil war was about slavery, but if you look at the evidence, you'll see that lincon was treating the south bad with hiugh taxes and locking pewople up for criticizing him and shutting down papers who disagreed with him and the south had enought of his cr-p

if you ask the civil wAR SURVIVORS, AS WAS DONE IN THE 30S, THEY SAID "IT WAS ABOUT STATES RIGHTS" WHIUCH was the right to succeed, which was part of the charter of some places when they joined the revolutionists in 1776

so stoneman was in washington where gish never visited and talking with the leader of the senate and he looks like  a ken ishikaewa character like dr saotome or a magical beast front guy

stoneman stazzes ouit and his maid hears and drops the senate leader charles summers hat when he comes for it

as he leaves she spits and spazzes out on the floor and when he comes out he comforts her

i gotta say, when i watch this, i could skip ahead, but its filmed so well it makes you wanna keep watching

so the stoneman boys go home and 1 wants to be loyal to the cameron daughter and be her forever boyfriend as the bad dub of the winx club would say

then lincon calls for 75000 volunteers to enforce his will against the Americans who he dont like

Was Abe Lincon really an ALIEN? Ancient Astronaut Scholars, say YES!

Fhotoes of lincon show him wearing a stovepipe hat, but IF his head took up the whole hat, he would have had an elongated cranium, like many of alien ancestry!

Also he was taller and thinner than Real Humans, something associated with both the Giants of Bible Times and with the Grays!

Also, lincon had a sort of devolved face and hair issues, something common among hybrids of man and alien!

the stonemen jioned their linconites and i like the cape and design of their uniformes

iuts like yasunori kato in teito monogatari

the south on the other hand has a farewell ball with their soldiers and its pretty well filmed and i see where gone with the wind took inspitrations from

then we see a bonfire outside and people dancing and it looks like its in h-ll

ben cameron is in uniforme and gives his kid blonde sister a confederate flag cloth and comforts her

in the battle at bill ruin the south di well i thinkand the people celebrate with a captured flag

wait i think its going to happen cuz its the next day now and the people see the troops off

tyhe boys were  dancing all night and now gotta go and the cameropn boys are seen off buy thewir fam

a lot of people think the confederate flag is a "hate" symbol, bu really, now its southern pride

they celebrate queer pride but see southern pride as bad

but i have friends in the south and they are nice people with a good sense of humor and are friendly and kind

also the american flag was used by slave owners in the past too and people dont want it banned, yet

people dump on george washington for doing 1700s things in the 1700s

you know gengjhis kahn did worse and is mongolias hero

once some monkey whined about "gehghis kahn isnt cool and should be cancelled" like a man who's been dead the better part of a millennuim is a danger somehow

sovuiet canada, who used to help the confederacy used to be moe cool but now censors place names cuz 1 guy its named after did 1 thing once in the 1700s and it triggersn the devolved who worry about the "descendants" of those he "oppressed"

I'm American and dont spazz out when someone shows ore samma a brittish flag

pewwople feart the confederacy like its a "danger now" which is like if woodrow wildon was scared of king gerge the 3rd comming for america to take back the colonies

so gish tells her dad of her brothers going to the war and 2.5 years later, ben cameron gets a letter from home from hius sister saying shes growing up nice

at home, she reads a letter from ben and then a unionite force attacks the south town and the cameron girls hide inside as they swarm in

this is based on how the north did a lot of war crime with raiding and looting and raeping and killing southerners and back door lincon was in favor of it and laughed at shermans war crimes

people dump on Japan over allegations of ww2 things to haijin., but the unionites did evil too

the cameron dad is iced by unionites and the girls hide in a celler as the unionites raepe the tyown

this is like living in LA with all thiose gangs and malcontents attacking and shooting up the place and raeping people and cr-pping on the floor and doing drugs aND EATING PEOPLE

THe confederates hear of the attack and race to protect it but the uunionites are torching the place so the smoky battl;efield looks like more is going on than visible

after the iunuointies are driven out by the confederates, the camerons use water to put out the burning house

ben has grown a moustache and hears lettters from home and likes the locket of lilian gish but dowesnt j-rk off to it cuz hes not a devilved sub human

on the battlefield c stoneman sees a ameron dying and hesitates and isd shot and died with his friend

showing how war turns good friends into enemies and ruins things

My grandpa in Slovania wrnt back after 50 years as he was fighting in the Home Guard against the commies and talked with a guy on the commies side

he said he was told how the enemy was evil and must be stoipped and was sub human, btu they werte lied to and made to kil their fellow man

my grandpa sdaid he was told the same thing and agreed and these war enemies reconsilked

so gish and stoneman hear of stoneman jrs end and feel bummed and in the South the camerons sell their clothes for the war enffort like in gone with the wind

sister cameron is ok with her dress and gish works in a hospital

the uniuonite army marches to the sea and destroys everything in its way as women and children hide in the woods

the city burns and its like in gone with the wind as the unionites spread chaos and evil

people flee as ben i mean anothe cameron bites it and theres good editionmg of the city adndf people in 2 shots combined into 1

so the south is going down and has only dry corn but  food train was cut off by unionite troops so General Rober E Lee an NOT EmiLY ROBERTs from stiudent Bodies orders a mission to save it

a battle btreaks out and its pretty epic and well filmed

ben the little colonel is given an order to charge and we see the battlefield in a full display of smoke and cannons

imagine being inn 1915 and the movies you're used to are only 20 minute vaudville things? this would blor wour mind!

benny leadfs an attack against captain stoneman and the enemy fires their rifles with bursts and cannonb fire

mr cameron is astill alive and he and his fam pray for their son and ben and his men make it to the other side and bring down the unionite thing

wait they get f;d but ben aids a fallen unionite by giving him water that earns cheers from the unionitds

then leads 1 final charge and ben gets wounded but jams a confedetate flag in this cannon and keels over as stoneman recongizes him and gets him help

after the battle many are dead but they are only resting and will be ok after getting fixed up at a hospital planet in the tv version

the fighting contines and the unionites win and the Camerons hear of theur 2nd sons end and their 1st sons wounds in the hospital and things seem bad

in the hioosptial ben is trewated by gish known as elise stineman and she plays banjo for him and looks wholesome and pretty but not lusty, but in a pure way

phil stoneman the son who saved ben sends a letter asking for help for his homie benito and ben likes elise and they getta long

its kinda likable and wholesome and pure and loving and affectionate

this is a good movie, people only focus on the things they see as bad and miss all the good moments

mrs cameron goes to see her son and has chutzpa by telling the unionite"im going ina dnu can shoot if you want to"

southern chicks are tough, like Polish chicks

so a surgeon who doesnt tale off kids man parts tells her a secret influnce has ordered ben hanged as a geurrila, which is ironic as the unioniters did WAY worse than the south

lincon meets people and elise and ma cameron meet him and ask about ben and its shown without titlecards but with images and he writes a pardon

that dont make up for his war crimes and starting the civil war

otherwise mussolini saving his homies made up for his acts

ma cameron tewlls ben lincon spared hjim and goes back to look after her husband

banny has a nice moment with elise and they have something going on but not in a b0ning way

then the right honorable robert e lee surrenders to the evil ulysses s grant, who wanted to have jews removed from the areas near the south for fear they might sell to the south

plus that slavery thing

so cameron goes home and says bye to elkise and almost kisses her mouth but instead does her hand

he looks kindfa like robert goulet

so at home they have corn and sweet potato coffee and wear raw cotton which was something i did not know the south did

well kid sister cameron does it and looks cool and bven comes home and sees her wearing it and she hugs him dearly

but stoimena is agaiunst lincons ideas for mercy on thew south, which i question as he was kind of a tyrant and i doubt would allow it for those who defy hium

then again, don bluth;s anastasia made Rasputin look evil and he was a nice guy accuused to make the Czar look bad, who also was a nice guy

stoneman wants the south leaders executed and theem dominated but is denied

also i read that lincon wanted to sedn the slaves back to africa but was wacked b4 he could, and the scene was possibly made for this movire but cut and lost

so they claim lincon was gonna let the south rebuild itslef, which THEy claimn "reconstructiuion was not as bad as the south claims" but tTHEy necer say WHy the south NEEDEd to be reconstructed

its cuz of the unionites attacks against them!

imagine if j fk nuked canada and send his goons in to remake it in his image?

oiso on april 14 1865, lincon is at a play and so iss stoneman and elise and ben and weait its phil stoneman her brother

to see the play better the bodyguuuasard leaves his post andthe Right Honorable John Wilkes Booth goes up and brings a guun

b4 he ends lincon, batm,an interups and they fight and booth goes cyborg

jk he gives lincons head a new a55 and jumps down, yells Sic Semper Tyrsannus, then escapesa

stoneman is told of lincon goping to the shadow realm and  iss tld he has the most power in America

he begins violently j-rkin off and blasting goo on lincon like he's sahinji in evangelion

jk

so the south hears lincon is in the next dimension and feels bad, but in REAL life the people were glad like Polaand when stalin wqent

THEY claim booth was iced but if you look at ALL the facts, you'd find he lived until 1903 when he suicidee and his body mummified and went around carnivasls or w/e

thats not a joke, look into it

so thats the end of part 1, then its part 2 and text sez trhis iis a period piece and dont reflecvt any group or race today

like a WWW2 movie with the Japanese as the "bad" guys, even though mao did WQAY worse things than Japan to his own perople years later

so the north wanted to have the africanized americans in charge of the south according to woodrow wuilson as quoted in this feilm, who went on toi talk of how The Klan was made to prtotect them

well, he lived tthrough it insatead of reading it in a book or being told a slanted view by some university malcontent who hates ThomAS jEFFERSON

sTONEMAN HAD A MIXED GUY NAMEDF siLAS lYNCH WHO HE liked andi notice stoineman looks like a more caveman like toimmy wiseau

he sees lynch as his equyal and wants to raise non white to be equal to whites, which now seems normal, but in the 1800s had different views

for me i dont care what someiones race is, this is just how the movie goes, like that 40s film the north star making the soviets look good

if someone good, i like em, if not, i dont

i like ben carson for aving those kids in brain syrgery

i dsontlike o j simpson for chopping up all those guys

buyt both are black guys whoare known for cutting people

like how to some; pokemon and yugioh is the same

or pearl harbor and gone with thew wind are both american war movies and love triangles

so stoneman sendssilqs to the south with his virgin daughter tio help the carpet baggers win the non white vote

lynch made piedmont where the camerions live his hq And gets the former indentured servants to quit working

you know how morgan oraNGE LUNG EATER SPURKLOCK THE EAR RAEPIST did things on his biaased and slantedcnnn show ti show how "hard" it was?

like he works with gaijin picking fruit and does worse at pickying fruit than the people wwho do it every day for years?

thats like this; dont make the new guys do thing and have the experienced do things thewy never did

also the former indentured servants get free suppolies to win them over

ben walsk out in his area and a buncha gaijin sldiers bump into him then silas sez "it belongs to them as much as you"

stoneman goes  to south carolina as his drs say he needs a warmed climate and goes to the cameries area qs his kids want it

i northan black guy is trying to be better than a southers black woman and she tells him off

gish reunites with sister cameron and ben and ben meets lynch but dont shake his hand, which is NOT shown as bad as most modern things would do as thats how guys in the 1800s felt

otherwise its dr quinn where this 1800s town has mexican pride

stoneman dont like it and lybnch wants to starscram his way into making himself ruler, which seems like g i joe and transformers got inspirtation from thius

in thew congress or voting area or w/e yewah i tink its the congress but it called it a southern union thing

so its full of non whites and stoneman is the guest of honor and 

lynch gives a speech that riles ip  the ppeople and they get the vote

they are givenb franchise and come carrying buckets thinking iots an item, which was based on an actual event

once i was talking to a gay athiest canadian italiano and said my grandpa foguht commies in ww2 and he said "the commies weren't in ww2" as i guess he nbever heard of the ussr

so ben and elise grow closer and he holds a bird and kisses it near her face like hes gonna smooch her playfully

but silas is lurking around and sister cameron  is bummed from the war ruining her homeland

phil stoneman spends time with her and  she has flashbacks to hewr brother getting it

ben grtowa closer to elise and she seems more distant and goers offand cries and they reconsile

after totally not b0ning as this is a clean film, it fakes baclk amnd they walk over and she goes in her room and spazzes out

on election day the non whites vote for the candidates they want and the Whites are not allowed to vote, like with the media making some groups seem better than others and others are cancelled for being "offensive

so the carpet baggersd take over and lynch is lt governor and the carpetbaggers and ex eindentured serrvants celebraten  loudly like their team just won the thing

lynbch has a b0ner for elise cuz she's lillian gish and amazing

Ben had enought of this sh-t and tells some of his drogs a buncha things that grinded his gears

1 trial was of a White guy with an all black jury, which is still complained about but the races are switched

cuz if somethings bad, switch the target and its good

So if Japan nuked America, ity would be good

of couyrce, the guy was found guilty cuZ of rascial bias

also trhe union league and cazrpet baggers punish the noin whites weho dont go with them, like Terry Crewes getting hate for standing up for equality

ah the league whipped him, like any union, beating up this ewho defy them

the dad helps the guy they beat up and, i gotta say, people think this makes all blacks look bad and all wjhites look guood

but theres good and bad on both sides and both sides face injustice

its mnostly the south being attacked by the north, but if you actual;ly watch the movie instead of saying "it haz da klan, it badd" it tells a good story

otherwise your being backdoor bennet the sage who promoted a review of violence jack, then queered out and spend 30 odd mins j-rkin off about how he dont wanna review it

this is my review on stare wARS, I DONT LIKE WARS, WARS ARE BAD, I WONT REVIERW THIS,M IMMA whine about how war is bad and not actually talk about the thing i said i;'d review, im smart, im hero, i;'m sanbe, i'm not a c-ck suckewr who sells jojo ova dbdz to help cross dressers who hate me!

then in 1871 is the state house of representitaves and therwes nearly 4x as many non whiters as whites and they eat in seccion, drink in seccion, put bare feet on tables and say all Whites must by law, salute non white soldiers in the streets

imagine if Imperial Japan made the gaijin salute them when occupying the gaijin lands in the war?

also they pass a bill for mixed marriage, which was a big deal in the 1800s but today, its only a big deal for non Whites who dont want their kids breeding with rivbals

look at india killing people for falling in love with someone from anothe rclass

so gus this renegade who was corrupted by carpetbagger cr-p sees gish and cameron girl and silas flirts with elise

ben comes by and is cautious of him and gish kisses camerion girlbye and goes home

ben is bummed over the carpetbaggers taking over and i think its night cuz its tinted blue sees kids dressing up in a cloth as a ghost and scaring the non White children

he gets an idea and makes the Klan which seems like in the simpsons halloween how the witches asking for food instead of kids becomes halloween in the 90s in the next year

the klan goes after a barn burner and disturber and they run in fear

lynches droogs open firwe on The Klan and pick 1 off then another and  its the civil war 2 electric boogaloo

lynch shows stoneman the robes and he wants to crush the White south under the black south and this is a lot like the progressives today only thwy try to make it sound like "rebalancing" or "makming it fair"

cuz 2 wrongs make a right

so stomenam tells gish her bf is an outlaw and she stops being his future wifer and bumps into him as he carrys a hood and robe

wait its after and the title card was saying whats gonna go

she tells him she wont betray him and is kinda b-0-chy at him

400 000 klan robes were made by the south women and they were loyal to their men including sister cameron

ben talks with sister and thertes no title cards but you get what they mean by their actions which is a sign of a good siglent film and she playfulls kisses his cheeks cuz its thr 1800s

against bens warnings, sister cameron goes alone to the sping and this is the 1870s while she was a kid in the start of the war so shes like a teen or 20s by now

but gus follows her and has a big a55 and she gets watert from ther strteam in a bucket and is strong as people were tougher in the 1800s

she leaves the bucket to chase a squirrel and enjoy nature but lusty gus, man that squirtele is creepy, it looks like a daemon

so ben comes home and hears sister went out and goes after her and whats his job? what does he do for money?

so gus wants to marry her and she dont consent and in the boook he went kobe on her or weinstein or polanski and in the moviue she rouns b4 his b0ning

ben runs to save her and she runs from gus and if there was water she could swim to safety as he probablu never learned what with the farm work and all

ben finds her coat and calls for her and runs but shes far out and he follows her trail

she gets to the top of a rock thing and its like the last of the mohicans

she sez tstay back or she'd jump and ben sees her and runs to save her

gus comes for her and she leaps off to avoid being b0ned but in the book she was b0ned and suiucided from it

gus runs off to prey on more virgins and ben sees him and goes after where his sister was and climbs back down to find her with blood on the nmouth and she bites it i think or was  already dead

good acting by Henry B. Walthall in showing care and range and emotion and fear and anguish and concern

oh wait, shes styill alive and bits it a but later

so he carries her back home and now he's the last son like kenshiro in hokuto no ken and comforts hius mom and the former indentured survants miss her the most cuz she was so kind and innocent

so phil stomneman tries to get his dad to be reasonable and not go all out but stonemman dad dont care

later ben goes out and hides his klan outfit under his coat rollewd up and gus hides out in a cabin or something, oh its a salloon

men hunter for gus to avenge the cameron girl flora like in tyhe winx club and i think theres 1 more cameron sister left like kim survuiving the thing in hokuto no ken after being removed from the dojo

oh iuts a hotel and salloon and 1 menber of the kool kids klub goes in it and looks around andthis buff guy there confronts him

he slugs the buff guy out andf a barfight breaks out as he takes em on himslef

he seems a bit ret-rded and spazzy and i think the walls of the bar move cuz this is filmed not in a real bar

i think he throwsa a knife into a guy AT CLOSE RANGE AND GUS shoots hium a few tyimes cuz he couldnty beaty him in a fair fight

thats 2 deaths he caused

1 guy sees gus riding off on a horse and firing on things like its a drive by and 1 guy caps either gus or the horse andboth fall but get up and run and the klan gets him

they try hium and bren takes off his hood and reveals the evidence and they take him aweay, then after the title card of guilty, show the klan dumping the body on the lt govberners door with a note pinned to it asd a message to em

so lynch orders his millita to fill the strees to fight the southerners and stoneman skips town to avoid the consequences of his actions

so the klan has thier this of weashing as flag and burns a cross which the 1800s klan did NOT do but waS USED IN HERE CUZ THE SCOTS Did it before going on a cxrusade or something

like nosferatu starting the vampires can't stand sunlight thinfg, this startterd the cross burning with em

so this guy goes by on a horse and the klan comes out and he rbooks it

lynch orders death for anmyuone with klan items, which is against the 1st ammendment and the idea of america to have the right to think and feel what you want evben if others dont agree

survuvung suister cameron does suff with a klan robe and a soldier sees it and tells lynch who is gladf to get at the camerons

elise is conflicted by her loyalties to her dad and her love and the carpetbaggers go in the cameron house without a warretn to gt the camerons

he goes throught the pillows and finds a klan robe and dad cameron fights back but is arrested

survivor cameron sister goes to elise to get her dad to save cameron dad and 21 yankee black guy laughs at dr cameron as the southern black eoman beats his a55

if this rweally was racist, the all the blacks would be shown the same and bad, but here there are good and bad, like a feudal jhapan story of an honorable and dishonORABLKE SAMURAI

SO DR CAMERON IS CHAINED UP AND PARARTDED AROUND LIKE AN AINIMAL WHICH THERE ARE SCHOOLS that put white students through to punish them for tbneir ancestors alleged acts

the good southerers fake being mockers to get close and thw fat one pins 2 soldiers uinder her tonnage like an onlyfans model and anothe rtakjes one out and ben comes in with an american Gun and saves his dad

the southerners race off and wait its not ben but phil stoneman who helped his friends over his father like an anime character

elise finds out her brother took out  a guy who was black , but to save the life of a friend who was wrongly accused, and is conflicted

the carpetbagger militia goes on gee haad and lynch is partying with mixed chicks  with drinks

dr cameron and his crew hide in a little cabin which in the 1800s you'd know if a ref to uncle toms cabin

its owned by ex unionites but they work with their southern homies of both races

as her dad skipped town, elise goes to lynch fopr help and lynch wants to marry her

she doesnt consent and has a gjy she likes and this is going hokuto no ken with shin and yuria and offers him a horseqwhipping

tyhe carpetbaggers ad militia are in the streets and he offers to rule them and have her be his queen

she isn';t into that and tries to escape but he;s locked the doors and is probably gonna try to b0ne her

elsewhetre the klan rides in carruing a cross on fire and its like paul revere

lynch keeps trying to  win her over and drunk on wine and power, wants a forced marrigae like in mus lim countrties and india and chi na

she tries getting away but he keeps coming after her

eventually a force of klansmen gather and hish fiants as stineman returens and gets to the office b4 lynch can b0ne her in her veigin mouth

he wantss the door opened but the soldier wont and lynch has gish puit in another roomand opens ther door to let stoneman in

he tells stoneman he wants to marry a Whie Woman and stoneman is glad

so the klan rides out and the camerons and friends are in the cabin and the daughter who phil was into that i thought was the one who jumped is the one who has issues from the war

when stoneman hears lynch wants to marry his daughter he is mad, which shows how many are claiming to be in favor of something, only to turn baCK WHEN IT AFFECTS THEM

so the militia and arpetbagger are going mentsal and they need stomnean and lycnh to stop em as 2 klan guys in disguise seer gish breaking a window and calling for help

a few ex indertntruied serbvants hold her dfown and the militia hunting for the camerons findsa the cabin and opens fire even though theres no eviudence of cameron and friends being in there

the ex uniuonites wont let them have dr cameron and fight back

the people in the southern town are unable to stop the militia who is going wild and their town is occupied by enemies like poland in ww2 and after

eventually the klan rides in and scares ther malcontents who open dfire on them and its a big epic battle on 2 fronts as the cabin isnunder seige

some kjlansmen see the cabin under attack and go fgor help and other are gunned down by the enemy militia

sop eventually the malcontents are driven back by the klan and lynch captures gish and is gonna brwak for it as her dad is under gunpooint

the klan comes in ad ben saves gish and they get lynch at gunpoint and word of the cabin attack reaches them

after 1 big battle comes a smaller one where the klan rides out to save the camerons at the cabin

the militia is swarming trhe cabin and breaking in and is nailed in the head by menbers of both races decfending against them

they milita breaks in and takes out a unionite and those in the inner dssaxcntum block the doors as the bad guys poind on em

cameron living sister reconsiled eiotjh phil and things look pretty bad

i seem to recall ride of the cvalkyries in one version fo this but not on thje one in 1080 p opn youtube

so the klan rides in and saves them and they disarmed the militia who had taken over the towen

good wway of having ben going in to save the day after failing to saver his sister, its like a reference to it or redo and makes you think he might not make itr

tyhre klan ride in as heroes and the people cheer like its star wars 4 and at the next election the klan stands guard to fortify it so its secure by keeping those who migt be bad for democraCY OUT

BEN MARRIED ELISE AND I THINK SURVIUVING CAMERON SISTER named margret i think married phil

thern a titlecard saying how we dream of a golden day without war but peace

then we see ann image of a war god  on a bull swinging a sword as people wave at it being faded awayt and thgen a thing of Jesus in Israel in peace ouitsdie what I think is his tomb

then text of liberty and union one and insweperable now and forever, which i think is a thing on their marriage and how north and south reunited after the end of linncon and the aftermath like in the robotech wars with the zentraedi

the end

that was quite good

a well done movie that started a lot of standards film still uses toiday

yeah its got 1800s views but its from over a century ago

its a gripping tale that you wanna keep watching to see where it goes even if you've seen it before

it has heart, emotion and amazing technical ability

it changed the way film was made and was the top earning film for decades until gone with the wind

some say it grossed over 1 billion in todays money

it tells a story with skill and effort and  while you may not like the story, its still doing a good job of it

also the kjlan doesnt come in til the last 3rd of the film and much of the film is just showing how people in the era lived before during and aftert the war

getting mad at this for having the klan is like hating spider man 3 for having venom

its much more than a film making the klan look good, but a romance, action and tragedy all in one

if you dont like it, thats your scohoice but not everyone likes the same things.

plus many scenes in this are based on actual events thatnhappend then

who would you say had a more accurate vierw of the time? people who lived it? or people born years after those who lived it died and heard of 4th hand acounts from a guy who had a gee haad against it?

The Birth Of A Nation 2 i want it to be revaled that stoneman was being controlled by a witch dr who lynch had contacts with and broke free of it once his love for his daughter had moved him, the witch dr takes over the 1890s president and has him begin funding a chemical that makes people go mental and kill and eat people and spreads it in towns with southerners, so ben andf phils daughters who are blonde credneck chicks team up with their friedns and uise powwers derived from ancient treasures of before noash ark and turen into redneck magical girls with flannel shirts tied around like a bikino tiop, daisy dukes, bare feet, corboy hats and use magic whips and rods to beat the evil outta the people affected by the drug, also its revealed the drug is a fdorme of daemonism from tyhe witch dr's evil god and uses it to try to start a war where the humans and yankees will end each other, as in a dark divining, the wicked god saw America would end his rule and sent the witch dr to stop it, also its a 16 bit beat em up on sega genesis, snes, tg16, atari jaguar and gba where you play as a few of the girls and beat through the posessed and fight the generals of the union army who traded their souls to the witch dr for power and i fight your qay to the witch dr and then his god who is a big sketchy balck thing  like a squiggle that floats above the ground a bit and assumes other formes.

Saturday, May 20, 2023

The Crow Wicked Prayer

Note: I spell Wicxked

The Crow Wicked Prayer

This is my review on The Crow 4 Wicked Prayer from the diistant future year  to brandon lee of 2005 (the yerar of the transformers movie and robotech return to macross)

I never saw this but did see the 1st 3 Crow movies and liked em, but won't review 1 or 2 cuz they're cursed and 4 is said to be the worst so imma give it a chance

It starts edward FOOTLONG from SPURMuinator 2 J-ZZ MAN GAY as John BONNER, jk its Edward Furlong from American History X/Brainscan/Pet Sematary Two\Terminator 2: Judgment Day, David Boreanaz, who's Slovenian and not mexican like I always thought, from Baby Blues\Angel\Buffy the Vampire Slayer\Justice League: The New Frontier, Tara Reid from California Dreams\the Sharknado movies/Alone in the Dark\Urban Legend\The Big Lebowski\A Return to Salem's Lot, Marcus Chong from The Matrix(after being f'ds outta the sequels by the guys who made it)\Little House on the Prairie/SVU, Tito Ortiz from MADtv and was married to jenna jameson(the daughter of j jonah), Yuji Okumoto from The Karate Kid Part II/3x3 Eyes\Pearl Harbor\The Truman Show\Superman The Anmimated Series, Dennis Hopper from Rebel Without a Cause\Giant\Cool Hand Luke\Hang 'Em High\eASY rIDER\Apocalypse Now\The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2\Hoosiers\Super Mario Bros.\Waterworld\\Land of the Dead\the 660s The Twilight Zone\King of the Hill, Emmanuelle Chriqui from Snow Day/You Don't Mess with the Zohan\Beware the Batman\thhe 2010s Thundercats/Robot Chicken\Are You Afraid of the Dark?, Danny Trejo from Death Wish 4: The Crackdown\Lock Up\Marked for Death\From Dusk till Dawn\Anaconda 001\Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy\The Devil's Rejects(*Which s-cked)/Machete\ropb zombie's Halloween\3-Headed Shark Attack\3-Headed Shark Attack\Baywatch\El Tigre: The Adventures of Manny Rivera\The Cleveland Show\the 2012 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles\American Dad!\Big City Greens\Blue Bloods, and a few guys not on soviuer wiikipedia

its drirected by Lance Mungia wjo did nothinbg I seen

affter logos for miramax and dimensionwe get occult illisttrations and credits we get the title and then trext xasating poluted mining ruined a reservation town and the miners are at a breaking point

a CAR DRIVES BY THIS TOWN AND THERES PROTESTERS and hippies wanting a mmine closed and workers on the other saide who are probably unionites so theres no good guys here

1 mexcican gets a shotgubn and 1 guy called pestilence gets sprayed by toxic ooze as a mexican called faminye egts in his car

the short gun mexcian is war anmd is kinda ret-rded and then we see tara with a sniper rifle aND SEEING A CHAIN GANG CLEANING UP CR- BY DA ROAD

A RIGHT BREAKS OUT VBETWEEN THE WORKERS AND HIPPIES AND 1 INMATE IS MAKSED AND HELF BY GUARDS AS TARA SNIPERS OFF HIS CHANCKLES

a fire hits some chemicals and blows and tara is the inbate she freeds woman and hes angel from budffy

he sees a cross and takes off his jumpsuit and his droogs come by andf give him a gun and hes called death andf a satanic cult reader

the 4 ghorsemen soak a mexico priest in gas and famine sezx the 4 hortsemen ride again

death the hedgehog holds a match by the priest and is gonna cam him but tara stops him ad wants to marry him

but maiirage is a holy bond between man and wife under the Lord, then again if atyyhiests do it, thats wrong too!

what next? holocost deniars wanting a bar mitzva?

co rpoducers kit carson, the 1800s guy?!

edward footlong has a big black scorpion in a fridge and a can of cr-p and feeds it to his dog and imagine if there was a crow movie bout a guy and his dog he b0ned?

but ed geins gf is not his dog but some chick and i think its the chick from snow day 1 and she giuves a speech for peace and of the crow brings the deads souls off but can bring it back to fix wrong things

2 teens paint the word killer on eddy brocks cr-pmovole he lives in and ed goes to make out with snow day whos actually morrocan jewish but i guess thats close enough to mexican

isnt that kinda portuguese? or close?

they weanna skip town and live a happy life and get married but when she yells "i love you" eddy dont want it as hes got a past

the preacher played by danny trejo and snow days dad dont want her with edward footlong as they saw american history x and think if you make 1 racist movie you actually are racist like they said about d w griffith

although anthony hpopkins did all thiose cannibal movers, so i guess he really eatsd people

what about ron hopward an those da vionci code films? is he racist against Catholics?

so edwardo gets on a tuxedo like hes rerqdy fo some SM; Sailor Moon and the cop pulls him over andpoints a gun at him but hes not scared vuz the bullets in his hand

he goes to mary the chick callled lily like wedding peach and finds tara in some sm thing and mask 

the 4 horsemen cat him and have lily the sbniowday and stoing up ed as lily goes for a gun

death the headegoh stops her and they sting her up as edwardo begs and they slug out ed

tara sez he thoguht her eyes were pretty wehen they were in school and gets a knife and takes em out offacrewwen as death smokes a faeg

we get flashbacks to death and ed elric watching lily talk and they kick the stoopol outta under lily;s eyel;ess body and it falls

then tara says a spell and they do something offscreen and i think she gets the lilys eyes even thoguh heres were not blue like this bimbo blonde and sez shje has shaman eyes

death sez w/o eyes she'd be lost  in the spirit world forever like that jon wayne movie wherte he sdhot out the corpese eyes

edfonz swears to kill derath the hedgehog and is killed by him then death spazzes out and i think he took out eds heard and it crumbled to sand asfter a spell and now has a mark on his chest like the signer heart mark on yugioh 5Ds

familne and pestilince dumnp thge bodies in a landfuill and famine seez this fridge his mom locked him in as a kid

they dump the bodies in it and throw it in a lake trhen burn it

in their lair tara has visions and angel has deviled ham deviled eggs and devils food cake cuz this is a carotoon

death sez how someones gonna shut down the mines to open a casino and he';s gojna do something

he talks each one into getting more loyalty and is gonna have the dewvil walk in his shoes

they gotta eat some thing b4 sunrise or they lose the power and i think its drugs as the screen goes devolved and phazey

then edward footlong comes out of his grave looking kinda emo and the crow has brought him back and he spazzes out at his face in a toaster

her looks in the friedge and looks like a devolved pee wee herman and gets his woman out and brings her back to her place

with some flashbacks of them being happy and like the 1st movie,m he brushes her hair with his hand and put a cloth over her eyeless sockets

he has more flashbacks of david bonearz and gets a gun and shoots himself through the gut but it does sh-t

thats how brandom lee died

he looks at himslef in a broken mirror like the 1st mpovie and busts up the place like the 1st movie

after a flashback of her puitting make up on his facer like ronald mcdonald, he emo's out and makes up and gets some leather thing goingbut looks like a girl or a malcontent teen trying it

he torches his home and remmbers his woman says "ur not a killer" and dspazzes out

the cops find tyhe lillys body and think edward did it but dont know hes dead but not really

at a church bvut more of a log cabin,m theres A wedding aND THER GANG INTERRUPTS ANd says the priest owes him

death sez he helped him with money in the colection box so he could win so death could take it away

priest sez he changed and isnty bad anymore and angel wants him to use a gun

he keeps saying "i changed" and angel caps him and has others ended

later in a bar pestilance or maybe war, im not sure, , yeah pestilance is screwing around with an empty gun and the crow lands on himand he thiunks hes seeing things cuz i guess hes on drugs

edward elric scomes in and clasps his hands and grabs him and he blows apart in a spray of blood and chunks

jk reallly its furlong and sez they owe him 2 lifggetimes and a pair of blue eyes

ed beatsn his a55 and jumps around liek itys a kung fu movie and dodges his stioned gunfire and beats otu a guy who interferes

he sez to tell them to be afraid and pestilance mocks him with saying "will u marry me" and ed jams the back of his head in a bug zapper and it leaves a geoglyph like the nazca lines of a crow around him

so ed stops the herst and gets hsi womans charm and scares the guy in it out and later macete kills is reading da bible and talking with mexzicans and prayes for the power to forgive

angel of love lily is remembered of saying gooid things of being ijn urt heart and ed buries her under a tree where no one will find her unless theres a coyote or somethign that can dig

a guy(i wasn'ty looking) said that the cops autyhority ends at reservation line so they have their own justice

in some mexiuco place death gets war o stay with him by sayung"did ur bros deserve to die in the mines dfubn too deep and close to waterr" and ewwar smiles

eddy finds  thwe wife of the priset, which means hes not catholic, and shes scared and he comforts her like dog the bounty hunter

he sees photoes of ther fam and his mugshot and flashbacks tio a chick beign weinsteined and him beating out the guy who did it and i think he iced him and thats why itsa murdewr

but itsa not murder if its in defence of another or your own life

in texas this guy walked in a barn and saw this guy b0ning his little girl, so he beat the guy dead, and wasdn't charged

In The Bible, Jacob;' daufghter was raeped by thsi guy so her bros got him to cirvimcise himsdelf and his men and chopped em up[

imagine if after wreinsteins 1st vidctim if her fam chopped him uo?

save a lot of virginity

so wife pints a gun at him but he goes and famine psychs himself up and busts some items in a storea with a bsaeball bat and ed gein comes in and has a baseball bat swordfiight

after disarming hbim, ed finishes him with a head shot that in rweal life should bust his head iopen and spray gopo all over

angel sez "didn't we kill that guy" guy isnt surpized as hes into the black arts and ed confronts him

angel sez "i showed u how to fight and survive" and "ur making the wrong thign weright, im godoing it too"

angel offers john bonner a chance to joij him and asks whays the difference between em and ed reracxhes for tara but angel thhrows him across the room with his black powered stregngth

angel throws a tomohawk at the crow and war caps him a bucnh and shouldnt this happen in like 20 mins? we got an hour left to fill

war shoots up the [place and his gun jams as hes about to cap a kid and edward saves him and escapes

the limo driver sees a guy going by and sez edward took his car but is left behind

cop finds edward in the place war shot up and thinks he did it but ed sez he didnt

ed wants him to blow eds brains out and grabs him and shows him the memories of what happened like in the 1st movie

the gang has someone caught and tara wants to go to the coast but dath domnt wanna and they go to this misxcian church and its got red light comming outta it and death and tara make out

in da church is a secks club or srt-p club or something and dennis hopper from mario is there and is el nino as his mad max name

he knows angel and they want something from him but he thinks they aint worth getting it

they got the limo driver whos a virgin cuz he has morals and angel and tarta are gonna have a black marriage by dennis hopper

so da crow comes in and wacks a few people including a big b--chy black woman and fights war as dennis hopper speeds through the ritual which you'd think might f it up

crow kills war and wait, he opns fire on these cops and they fire back and he and the crow are facing off sagainst ther law like winston from ghost busters and brandon lee

dennis hoppper pronounced them devil and his shortie and they smooch and she shanks him

war goes out to dfie a hero and uses dino miught to blow him self to die a hero or li=ve a coward and blows iopen the church

the cop tells them that edward is ther crow and they dont buy it and angel rtevivces and crow comes in and angel sends him flyin with invisible ki like hokuto ryu ken in hokeito no ken 2

he beats jimmy lee the crew, yes his name is jimmy liek bimmy and jimmy in doubel dragon inspired by kenshiro inspired by bruce lee like brandon lee cuiz its all connected

angel plays the piano and wants to dig in a sacred bewrial ground and denis is grad to see angel is the devil and its revealed in flashbacks that tara was sdennisses h--ker and she made her b0ne guys and she ends him with a knife

the croew is nailed to a cross like that joke draven told in the 1st movie and angel comes out and the cxops let him go to the berial grounds as they dont know what he is like with bi den or ba rock or bback door billy

the people take biummy off the cross and danny trejo believes hes the crow and he revives and goes out to go out but has flashbacks of his woman in a day sky and at a swing on a tree

he tells macete kills that lily believed in him and macehte is malcontent over him but cop sz to help him

danny; how could i tolerate such a man? crow; she did

he seems a bit snarky and not as bada55 as dravben or the frenchie in part 2

danny takes off his shirt and they have some mexico dance and david bonaerzis about to b0ne tara by this graven idol and eric i mean edward comes by and faces him

tara sez he cant stop or theyd just be white trash(which means wqhites too poor to own slaves in the 1800s)  and angel busts him and mocks him and b--ches about God not giving him sh-t when ed egin the croiw got this

tara looks through her spellbook and angel beats on jimmy and he grabs angel and spits in his face

angel beats on him and spits back on him and danhny and the mexicans dance sas the crow that was axed revivces

did thewy just cast a resurrection speell?! is this D&D?!

bimmyy gets his powerrs back and they fighht as edrward footlong looks like paul reubans in mysterymen 

so edwang beats him out and the sun rises and tara looks at it like a bimboi and prays the Hail Mary

angerl sez the 4 horsemen are riding and as he lists em ity shows em getting it

he charges draven gx and is thrown onto a wood thing and is skewered

angel sez an angel w/o mercy is a devil(nbot canon) and the ed cuts his neck even though hes spiked

danny machete is gonna blow off taras head but the cop saves and arrests her

then its day and edwinger goes to the swing his babe was on and sees their names he carved into a tree

imagine if i carved my hname on some guy i met at the bus stop? how you think the tree fdfeels?!

then he hugs his woman and gives her the riung and i think is this a flash back?>

they smooch aND CREDITS ROLL TO SOME SOFT SON THATS KINDA 00S

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its the pigman jerry! the pigman!

special thanks; monkeyland

freeza; he was just, a mon key!

the end

that was not so bad

its a decent film that has well made

people said this movier s-0cked, but i think its ok

of course the 1st is the best, but that how movies usually are

the only time part 3 or 4 is ther best in the series is in video games

sonic 3, mario 3, castlevania 3, meega man 3, Splatterhouse 3, Bomberman GB 3, Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3, Mega Man Zero 3, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3: Mutant Nightmare, Bonk 3: Bonk's Big Adventure, Final Fight 3

and for 4 we got Phantasy Star 4: End Of The Millennium, Wario Land 4, Mega Man X4, Mega Man Zero 4, Mega Man 4, Mario Party 4, Bleach DS 4th: Flame Bringer, Contra 4, Monster World 4

yeah edward wasn't as tough as the 1st few crowsa and the proiduction wasnt as imprressive

but this was a direct to video thing and the 1st was threarttical

its like complaining that the pokemon tv show isnt as well animated as the pokemon movies

i thought it was a decent film and has kind of a nice direct to video 00s style like thgose syfy movies they used to make

my mom thought the crow was a native american thing cuz of the crow being his spirit guide and the land of the dead and thast 1 epo eherwe marc decascos was a native american in a past life

but its not actually nmative, except this has some connection to it, unlike the other crow movies

this wasnt as bad as i was told and while the 1st 2 were great, this was good

For The Crow 5 I want it to be about a blonde curcy actress who was in love wih a politician and wanted him to leave his wife for her, but the guy and his bro she was also b0ning had her wacked as it might cost him the ere lection, so the crow brings her back and she takes out the guys involved in her hacking while wearing some skimpy leather outfit like a sling bikini and using her sniper skills to end those who ended her, also its a 128 bit game on sega dreamcast, gamecube, ps2 and xbox where ytou play as this chick and its like Robotech Battlecry with sniper action and some 2D fighting levels where you beat through guys, I'd call it, The Crow 5: Blonde Ambition!

Friday, May 19, 2023

Westward The Women

 Notew: I spoell bad but not aas bad as women can be

Westward The Women

this is by review on Westward The Women from the distant fuiture year to the evil alexander hsamilton of 1951(6oo years before Transformners The Headmasters and Robnotech Season 1)

its directed by William A. Wellman who did Wings\The Hatchet Man\da 30s Call of the Wild\da 30z A Star Is Born/The Ox-Bow Inciden

huh the satory was done by Frank Capra who is a great fellow

It stars Robert Taylor from Quo Vadis\Ivanhoe, John McIntire from The Lawless Breed\Apache\Psycho 01\The Rescuers\The Fox and the Hound, Hope Emerson from Adams Rib, Julie Bishop aka Jacqueline Brown as in jackie brtown mother f--ker with a moustache from da 30z Alice in Wonderland/da black cat, Renata Vanni from The Greatest Story Ever Told\A Patch of Blue (io cried at that one, it was wonderful) and a bunmcha guys i never saw in anuything anmd aint on soviert vack doore candy a55 limp d0nmg wikipedioa

i never saw this but its like 2 hours w/o adds and 3 with

so after the turner logo from the 80s we get a full screen b/w  and its soviet california 1851 before lincon got in and attacked the south to start the civil war

this horseman rides as many horses riude around this wastelandand inot a corral and thery log the opening

1 uy named buck like adult film star buck naked was back from guyiding a party over and is given a job to bring women fort the men to have as wives as they dont wanna have to go prisojn ghay and b0ne each other like in lockdown or cutey honey

he dont want it as women scare him and probably have cooties aka 80s i mean 1ids in the 80s

hes offered 1000$ as a bonus B0NE to do it and as theres 100 men he need 150 women as they might lose 1/3

the guys ask about what kinda women they want like blondes and 1 wants anything as long as its woman

so can it be a dog or horse?

the leader who fhired him is going and talks on if ther woemn will marry the men and buck dont care if the women styay as he gets paid for bringing em

then its 3 months later in soviet chicago and they interview chicks to come over and some get turned away for being cr-ppy

1 is a school teacher and 1 is a chick whos man bit it and is mexico

1 is italiano and has a son and a dog and 1 is a frtenchie which is someone humans shouldnt breed with often

leader gives a speech and has buck tell em the route to take and how its gonna s-ck and if they are smart they;'d leave

none do and he asks if they can handle a horse and has 1 show if she xcan use a gun

she shoots oiut the eyes on a wanted poster and is a bada55 gunslinger like lillian gish

buck tells em to wear poants and non high heeled shoes and work clothes instead of sexy outfits and shows em photyoes of the men so they chhoose a man bssaasded on looks only

1n chick i think the frenchie is into buck and later this japanese guy with a long name wants to comer to colifornia and buck jokes of him being 4'9

ito like akemi ito from urotsukidoji sez he can fights and cook and they go and buck leaves 1 guy behind as he dont trust him with womnen

what is he? clin tin? bi den? wein stein? polan ski?ron ejermy?

later out in the wastelands the chicks get ready in the sand and dust and 1 trains in a whip cuz her husnband is intoi SM like Go Nagai and the yugiohg cast

so they ride out in wagons and later the fired guy comes in and signs up to a girl and  the japanse guy writes a long name even though japanse dont usually have long multi word names like the eurotrash ort gaijin

i think Ito being the asian comic relief is lik long duck dong in 165 candles

the older chick warns another one that the fired guy miught be into her and theres no b09bning on this mission

older chick sez her man and 3 boys went down at cape horn and i think it  might have  nbeen a ningen that got em

they stop at the watering hole and clean off like in my 600lb life but not with a  hose in the huge a55 and  are in undies from thre 1800s instead of nude and blurred out

Ito laughs like nelson and is sent to fidn a guy named jim quackenbush

buck has the chicks get clover to ward off svcurrvy and at night the italiano sleeps with his dog but not in the furry way

the next day ito tells buck he found no jim quackenbush and is told to try tomorriow

buck sez hes been homies with jim for years and cant live without him but is told hes dead

ito says a prayer and i hear something about protection in japanse and then fired guy treis b0ning a chick but is shot in the hand by buck

he wants to sewnd him back and says other places have 30 lashes as punbishment but he'd use a bullet if he wanted to

2 blondes talk about cr-p and later 1 chick i think is pregnant and worries of her kid and cr-p

then indians attack and they circle the wagons and they chicks get ready for the battkle

da cheef sez hes not gonna fight his arroews with their bullets and goes on and buck has a holiday wqith em that day

so latyer the chicks do some cr-p and the older one gets slapped on the butt and slaps the chicks face to spread pinworms

1 guy either killed otr ko'edd a chick and main guy buck caps him and the lilian gish gun chick caps a guy trying to capo him

1 guy is gay with a chick and they have a romanci thing and i thiun its the guy he wanted to send it the desert

i think its the pregannt chick

at night a buncha mewn ditched em and its opnly a few guys left and leader wants to go back but buck wants to go on so he dont get a rep for f--kin out and has the weeomen work to strengthen em up and weed out the weak ones who die off

the chicks are trained to use a rifle as all women should know tom defend themselves aboainst raepists and bad hombres or homies as its said in los angelas

look at sheena in contra hard corps, she was bada55 and had a sprad homin laser

laTER THE italiano chick or was it mexcican accidentally capped her own son when he handed her the guna nd sent him to h-ll

like when the ghuy who played chekovc in the new star trek was killed by his own car

this is why you should learn how to handle guns, so you dont do something stoopid

as for banning them, its like banning knifes when someone acciudentally cuts himself

so they put the boy under a pile of rocks and the mom is too broken and wants to stay here and dier

buck slugs her out and brings her with em so she dont die, which is like somethjing a go nagai character would do

they go on and a rattler is scared of the horses arnd shakes its tail and a chick jfk's him like harambe but unlike them, the snake did nothing wrong

so at a water hole in the earths a55 the women bicker and 1 guy goees to look for the dog and its ito whos at a grave and ito lures him back with the chicken

it dont work and the dog chooses to stay with a corpse and its the boys grave and ito tells him in japanse but hes a gaijin dog so ito tells him he wants to be his friend in amercian

lol; i make a man out of yuou

mile mulan ripped off, but thats chinese and thats racuiist!!

what next? mixing up brazil and mexico? i mean both are south of texas, but still

so da chicks pull this wagon up a hill as thery dont got horses or indentured servants to do so and the wagon hitch breaks and it rolls off and crushes off trhe cliff with a chick in it

dont worry, she's gonna be ok, she just needs some rest

buck calls for more women to do it again and it was done b4 but by men

you know, if they get all this work done, they might get big and muscley like thos ego nagai  babes he keeps draweign with the huge msucles and small outfits that are often removed

the older woman who was a strong woman in real life and did vaudbille takes it on and wins and buck sez "if u wertnt so big i;d kiss ja"

some guys are into gianterss and amazons, but others like em small, like midgets like on the learning channel

1 chick fires a gun and it scared the horses and they stampede

buck has enought of the chick who fired and after buickering he  whips her like this is a go nagai manga and i think shes a frenchie whoch is why shes a f--k up and a b--ch

ito sez buck is being too hard and boss sez, dont tell me when i;m wrong, even when i is

ito sez he weill when he is aND THE FRENCH BLONDE who got whipped like its a yugfioh ep rides off on a horses a55 cuz shes french and devolved and dont use brains and isnt bright and has no soul and is surplus to requitrements

buck chases him cvuz his name is bucka nd he likes to f--k and she winds up in the river and he slaps her around for being b--chy and a dumbna55 french monkey

she sez thanks and they smooch and it fades to them riding the horse back and i think he b0ned her cuz shes frnech and a 5kank and if were around today would have aids

oy vey! boy chic, and girl o togetehr?! meshuggenah! acht tung! mein kamph! uter braten! saurkraut! brat worst! borsht! polish sausage, where am i goign with this?

so they ride back on his horse as hers f'd oput and hear inbdians and when they arrive 1 wagon is burninggreymon

leader is dyin and sez to get em to the end of the trail and stay golden pony boy and light ourt darkest hour and shot through the hart and ur to blame u gave love a bad name

aND THE, HE DIED, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

so buck thinks the chicks cant make it and ito thinks they can

buck tells em they are going back and the chicks sez they aitn goign with a bucnha not me's

like the opposite of spartttacus

so he goes with em and they go over all the chicks who got it and we see da bodies

the pregannt chicks bf got it too

so theey go on and see indians wrapped up in trees as theiur culture to stink up the area with coirse rot

this is reminding me fo robotech 2 the sentinels where they go fromn planet to planet and lose members each one

1 blonde steps on a fatter blkondes glasses and they have a fist fight like real men instead of a sissy cat ffgiht

the mexico chick goer sin and breaks it up and gets emotional cuz shes el italiano or something and walks off crying

i think its the one ehos son went to h-ll

later they are in tentys and theres a storm coming and lightening forece and thunder force 45 happen

the hoirses spook and spazz out like yoshu in super mario bros 4 mario world and run around liem ret-rds and the rain comes dfown on chicks wearing white

ito found the gjy buck was ,looking for and they find his grave and they dig it up

they find jugs of rum and run back leaving the whovels and ito is like; nanda?! sake da?! or wehats tihs?! its booze!!

whe=ile drunk, ito plays 3 peopole, a land lord and chick who needs to pay rent and a guy who pays for her

as it rains the water erodes the ground and this wagon falls in and a chick gfalls in the water and is rushed away

1 chiuck gets an axe and chops tyhe bottom of it rio free the chick in it but shees already dead, kaonojo wa mo, shin de ru

so ito reads the bible and they go on and get to a desert and ditch everything they dont need and go on through the desert as they dont got enuff water to get wait til night

they go on and the horses get sunk in the alkalai flats and buck blows out thge horses brains for a broken shouldser

they walk on and 1 chick falls over and they put her in the wagon to poop out the baby

they go on and the wagons weel falls off and they lift it and put it back on

sapes, strong together

so she poops outn the baby and its a boy and uncut in the ding d0ng and she passes it around as its head is sopft from being pood outta her

they ride the wagoons out nd they eventually get to da water hole and the chicks wanna look good for theior men b4 going there amd buck allows it

buckj tells the town women are comming and will bve by later and 1 guy wants  to go b4 they readty so buck slugs him out andtells em to wait

1 guy was in the donner party but the chicks had it worse(i doybt that unless they ate each other) and they otta get anbything that might look good on a l;ady

imagine 1 gfjy has aLL THESE WOMENS CLOTHES WE EWWEARS WHEN ALONE AND DOES LUSTY THINGS WHILE TALKING TO HIMSELF IN A  GIRLY VOICE?

f off caps lock and get b0ned dead by a d0nkkey d0ng

the chicks come and look not as f;'d and the oldder stronger woman cchooses a small guy cuz thats her fetisdgh

the people pair up in opposite gendder same race same species same age same  kingdom both living couples

the italiabo chuick meeets a real italiano aand they are italian happy

pregnant chick aand her baby meert a gguy who'll have em and buck gets the frenchie and they get in line to get married

ito didnt get a girl but i think he's got the dog and can go furtry

then a bunxcha scenes from the film we just saw with the name and who played em like space balls

the end

That was pretty good

I hear its inspired by actual events

Capra wanted to direct but the studio didn't want him to so he gave it toi Wellman

It shows how peoiple can tough out the events and make iit through

Its got heart and action abnd dudes punchin chicks

nowadays They/them would whine about it cuz its about boy chick and girl oh but it shows love and heart making it through the wastelands like hokuto no ken

buck is bada55 and the chicks hold their own

Its about not giving up and fighting to the end like Yuma's Kattobingu in Yugioh ZeXaL

Its about Winners and not lossers and has courage and Chutzpa

Its long but dont feel it and has flow without drag like titanic where you feel those 4 hours

I think I saw a few mins of it b4 but didn;'t recall it until I cas i mean saw the part of him shooting the horse

For Westward The Women 2 I want the buck and the frenchie tyo have kids but the kids are french and malcontent and devokved so he goes on a trek to find a cure for them in n ancient temple inb mexico. also its an 8 bit game like oregan trail or death road to canada on nes, game boy, sega master system, game gear, tg16, atari 7800 and lynx but also with some mnontezuma's revenge or puitfall levels where you go in the temple and find the magic jewel toi heal the kids abnd woiman of frenchness, then a Columbs game where you match 3 or more of the same color jewels in a thing to reach a certain number of jewels mastched to heal your fam.