Wizardry Review

 Note: I spell Magic

Wizardry 

This is my review on Wiardfly from the distant fututre year(to j r r tolkein) of 1991\

Its based on a RPG series from the 80s that influenced a lot like The Dark Spire, sword art online, dragon quest and Goblin Slayer

I never played it but it had a uncha video games and novels or w/e

Its directed by Toshiya Shinohara who did eps of Case Closed, a few InuYasha movies, an other things I never saw

It stars Keiichi Nanba  who was Andy Bogard in the King of Fighters Games, Chaos in Battle Arena Toshinden games, Bat/Barty/Batou/Bateau in Fist of the North Star 2(the teen/adult Version), Hans Christian Andersen in Flint: The Time Detective, General Septem in Gundam Wing, Zoisite and Melvin in Sailor Moon, Pisces Aphrodite; Poseidon/Julian Solo in Saint Seiya, Alex in Wizardry (the 80s OAV), Chaos and Vermilion in Battle Arena Toshinden 2, Macus Alexander Bogard in Virus Buster Serge, Axe Low in Guilty Gear, Wilder/Fangry in Transformers Super God Masterforce, Leozack/LeoKaiser in Transformers Victory, and a buncha guys I G1 transformers. Keiko Toda  who was Lemia in Dream Dimension Hunter Fandora, Yukinari in the 4th Pokemon Movie, Dan Lang in Vampire Hunter D, Toshio Furukawa  from Dragon Ball, the 2003 Astro Boy, Cutey Honey Flash, Crying Freeman, Hokuto No Ken, Lrnsman, one piece, Sailor Moon, Ultimate Muscle, Ichiro Nagai who was also Rerasu and Zool In Devilman TV, Dr. Kasuminome in Baoh, Dr Namba in Pokemon, Happosai in Rannma 1/2, Sakuramboo/Cherry in Urusei Yatsura, The Chief in Dominion Tank Police, Karin/Whiskers the Wonder Cat and crain hermit in Dragon Ball, Dr. Tachibana in Getter Robo Go, General Hadias and General Julicaesar‏‎ in ep 33 of Great Mazinger, Isaac Netero in Hunter X Hunter, Tahei Hiraga in Master Keaton, Doujin in Ninja Scroll, Guiseppe Maiyart in Wicked City (that was almost a p0rn0e) and D's left hand in Vampire Hunter D and Vampire Hunter D Bloodlust (that really sounds like a p0rn0) tessho genda who was Taurus Aldebaran in saint Seiya, shu in dragon ball, optimus prime in transformers thew headmasters, Younger Toguro (Ototo) in yu yu hakusho, Selece in magic knight rayearth, balgus in escaflowne, Professor D'Artagnan in zATCH bell, primus in transformers Energon(ewwwwwwwwww) and cybertron(ehh), Goki in Shutendoji, Narrator and Cross in Shin Mazinger Shougeki! Z Hen, Violence Jack in Violence Jack ova 1, Shuwarutsu Negataro in Kekko Kamen OVA 2, Doji in Ys: Castle in the Heavens, Golgo 13 in Golgo 13 Queen Bee, Bojack and Janemba in the dbz movies, Zangief in Capcom vs snk, Soldier Stonekong, H=llride Inobuski in Mega Man X7, Adon in Berserk, Gogul in Cyber City oedo 808, Masa Bokuto in Devilman:The Birth‏‎, Diamond Ryugu; Dino Brachio in dinozaurs, Dante (ep 14); Galf (eps 50-51); Mahari (ep 19); Spade (ep 2) in fist of the north star, shoki in fist of the north star 2, ketta in Garzey's Wing (whyyyyyyy??), Count Brocken in CB Chara Go Nagai World, Gisou in Hades Project Zeorymer, Morgan Scott in lily c a t(that was goooood), Prophet in Mazinkaiser OVA 7, bill in Mystery of the Necronomicon (a f-kkin p0rn0!!), Tamonten in New Getter Robo, Yagyuu Jyubei in Ninja Resurrection(nooooooo), Kaido in One Piece, Narumi in Riki-oh ova, Wan Fu in Samurai Shodown: The Motion Picture, bill white and inoyama in Sakigake!! Otoko Juku(watch that anime! it'll make u a MAN!!), Joyrock in Slayers the motion picture(mmmmmmmm naga!!), Guile in Street Fighter II V, Taroja Onimaru in Spirit Warrior AKA Kujaku-oh AKA peacock king(which had a good sega genesis game), Marouji in Sword For Truth(noooooooooooooo!), Rei in Urusei Yatsura and Kyuubi no Youku in Naruto. Yoku Shioya from case closed, oira sukeban oav, Sailor Moon, Saint Seiya, Superbook, 80s Transformers, TRansformers Suepr God Masterforce, Transformers Victory, Kazumi Tanaka from Magical Beast Front, Dragon ball, DGT, DBZ, Dream Dimension Hunter Fandora, Hokuto no ken 1 and 2, M D Geist, Re: Cutie Honey, Saint Seiya, Sailor Mon, Sakigake!! Otoko Juku, Transformers headmansters/supergod masterforce/victory, Vampite Hujnter D, Kazunari Tanaka from Zatch Bell, Wiych Hunter Robin, Urotsukidji II Legend of the Demon Womb, Sonic X, Sailor Moon, one piece, InuYasha, the fatal fury ova, dnz/gt/super/kai, crying freeman, Bleach, Kenji Utsumi who was Raoh in Hokuto no ken, Kaioh in Hokuto no ken 2, the dragon in dragon ball/z/gt, Alexander Louis Armstrong in FMA, Emperor of Darkness in Shin Mazinger Shougeki! Z Hen, General Juuma‏‎ in Mazinger Z vs. The Great General of Darkness‏‎, Odin in Saint Seiya, Emperor Gore in Shin Getter Robo vs. Neo Getter Robo, Vega(m bison(dictator)) in Street Fighter II V and Geobaldi in Outlanders (OAV), Norio Wakamoto who was also Hasegawa in Cyber City Oedo 808, Makoto Allen Takamura in Dog Soldier: Shadows of the Past (that was so baaaaad), Cell in DBZ and GT, Shuren in Fist of the North Star, Harlem B=mber in‏‎ Violence Jack ova 1, Narrator in Monster Rancher, Utsutsu Mujuurou in Ninja Scroll, General Bat in Shin Getter Robo vs. Neo Getter Robo and Getter Robo Arc, Megatron in Transformers Animated and Flame Convoy (Optimus Prime) in Transformers Cybertron(both?! wow.), Captain Custer in X B=mber, Kohōki in Urotsukidōji II: Legend of the Demon Womb(He b0ned Megumi!(Who didn't?!)), Suikakujū in Urotsukidōji: Legend of the Overfiend and Urotsukidōji IV: Inferno Road OAV 3, Titan in Yugioh GX, Vega (M Bison(Dictator)) in Street Fighter IV and V, Capcom vs SNK 1 and 2 and SVC Chaos, Rugal In The King of Fighters 2002, MD Geist in the 80s dub of MD Geist and Saijo in Mazinger Z Ep 26, Reizo Nomoto  from DBZ/GT, Ninja Scroll, Ryotaro Okiayu frp, castlevania rondo of blood, mega man 8, vltage fighter gocaizer, Tekken, the Mega Man X games, Apocalypse Zero, the 2003 Astro Boy, Bleach, Digimon, dragon ball super, excel saga,FMA, ultimate muscle, the netflix saint seiya, Gudam wng, gandam seedNaruto, Ninja Resurrectipon, one piece, pokemon, sailpr moon, transfomers eneron, season 0 yugioh and zatch bell, Ryusei Nakao who was Sam in the 80s Astro Boy, Sven in Japanese Voltron, Tambourine in Dragon Ball, Kraken Isaac in Saint Seiya, Freeza Frost and Cooler in DBZ GT and Super(The last one s-cked), Jason Bates in Devil Lady, the guy who was gonna blow the ferris wheel in Yugioh Season 0 (Yugi beat freeza?!), Mayuri Kurotsuchi in Bleach(Sounds fitting as he was freeza), Nekomara in Naruto Shippuden (If only it was Nekomanman from Eiken!!) and Vaccine Man in One-Punch Man, Shinichirō ota from  deah note, db super/gt, fatal fury oav 2, g gundam, one piece, pokemon, sailor moon, ultimate muscle an yugioh gx.Unshō Ishizuka who also was violence Jack in CB Chara Go Nagai World OVA 3 andviolence jack h=lls wind, Narration and Void in berserk, Jet Black in Cowboy Bebop (that's racist), Shuuzou Saionji (ep 3); Wang (ep 2) in Cyber City Oedo 808 (c-ck s-ckin awesome!!), Katsumi Seta in Devil Lady, Kaim in Devilman:Demon Bird Sirene and CB Chara Go Nagai World OVA 2, Vajramon in Digimon tamers (oh joy, the evangelion of Digimon), Hercule in dbz kai and super, Jeff Bogard in the 1st fatal fury video, Bounty Hunter B (ep 8) in fist of the north star 2, Bunta Fujiwara in Initial D, Joey Jostar in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Shio Sakaki in KenIchi the Mightiest Disciple, Guld Goa Bowman in Macross Plus, Ernest Johnson and Narrator in Macross Delta, Hayato Daimon in Mahoromantic(hot), Zabuza Momochi in Naruto, Sanga in New Fist of the North Star, Kizaru in One Piece, Narrator in Pokémon, Tetsurou Yoshinogawa/Sailor Chef (ep 179) in Sailor Stars, Soga in Shin Kyūseishu Densetsu Hokuto no Ken, Dr Gel in Space Dandy, Karl Haushofer; Mahamayuri Vidyaraja (ep 2) in Spirit Warrior/Kujaku Oh/ Peacock King, Tenkai Sumeragi In Steel Angel Kurumi 2, Blanka in Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie(my fave fighter), Morrison in Tales of Phantasia, Heihachi in the new Tekken cr-p, Priest in Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust, Narrator in Violence Jack Slumking, Dr. H=ll in Mazinger Z Infinity, Wolf Hawkfield in Virtua Fighter, Dixon in Virus Buster Serge (a masami Obari anime? at least it wasn't one of his several p0rn0es), Gozaburo Kaiba in Yugioh season 0, Gustav in Zatch Bell (Dat Big Boin!! Hnnnnnnnnnnnggg!! t-tzzzzz!!) and Donovan in the Night Warriors: Darkstalkers Revenge anime. and Yukimasa Kishino  from battle arena toshinden, ase closed, crying freeman, dragon ball/z/gt, fatal fue oav 1, hokuto n ken 2, one piece, transformers headmasters/masterforce/victory/zone and zoids zero.

I never saw this b4 but its anaimted by TMS who did great things like animaniacs. tiny toons, pinky and the brain, 90s batman and some go nagai things.

So it starts wth this alpha male slicing through monster guys with his long hard blade with great animation and teal blood like the knights of the zodiac 00s dub

this spellcaster stuns 1 and it disintegrates to dust and a ninja takes ones head off, then the ninja opens the chest and they get the treasure.

then title and then some cedits and theres a city with a wall around it in a dusty wind

in the tavern the paryhas rinks and a guy in a beard and cape comes by saying he heard they did well but was told it was just small guys and not much treasure.

beardo sez he only got 50 gold and monsters are are getting stronger now and the dungeron things eventually come up, even werdna might one day

he leaves and sez to keep a good luck charm and mage sez more party's go missing in dingeons and not only new guys

warroir sez maybe they went to the 10th floor with werdna ck when te king offered a reward for the amulet but now no on es that careless

a geezer sez they are too candya55 to get the amulet and this hulk hogan dude sez they go on, beat some guys and get treasure. geezer sez they gotta go to the 10th floor to meet werdna as he stole something bit the heroes leave and go to the dungeon

they talk of how werdna took the kings naecro p0rn0 stash I mean amulet that protects him from evil spirits and hit in the 10th floor of the dungeon, so the kin alled for brave men to recoer it but none has made it yet

They say werdna hid to buy time and the mage casts spell for light and to boost defense and they ake an elevator to the lower levels in the dungeon. at their floor the cave shakes and zombies ome out so the heroes s.ice em ip with green blood like house o the dead

the mage gets bit o the leg by a head but he busts it with his sword and his leg goes numb but when a zombie attacks a fire spell burns it out.

this geezer with elf ears anmed joeza and his midget com in and heal his leg and hes a legendary hero wizard who draws a sealon the ground to protect them as they rest

turns out joeza knows of a legend of the amulet that was jacked from wizards before him where he world would end into a black darkness or w/e

its been sealed for 1000 years and werdna is trying to break the seal and half of it is already broken which made the enemy monsters stronger

Joeza used to be war buddies with Werdna for the king but werdna betrayed him and king so joeza vowed to end him but is a geezer now

the party dont wanna risk their lives to get the amulet but midget sez if the seal breaks its over

joeza sez its ok that they dont wanna help and they go on and are heading for the 9th floor so joeza and midget albert will stay with em but albert b--ches at em being candy a55es and joeza sez thats enough

ninja uses a jewel thing to open the door and all the spells and items are actually in the games which makes me kinda wanna try it, I also hear The Black Onyx on SG-1000 was kinda good for its time

they use a ribbon and runes to use the elebatpr and go by various monsters and albetr is kind of a little b--ch like all those kids they put in shows to give kids someone to relate to when they really wanna be like the hero whos bada55

we want more oprimus primes and less brats

we want more supermans and less jimmy olsens

and no one wants o be robin f--kin robin dont wanna be robin! 1st chance he gets, he's nightwing and bruce gets some cr-ppier kid in the tights!

mage taunts albert with the next area being toomuch and as tey go on he steps in a corpses mouth and thers scorpses all over full of blades and its pretty bada55

the beardo from b4 is there and in h-ll and had an earing that makes thev party thing theres a naked chick around whos a tough warrior(Cutey Honrey? Kekko Kanen? Kokunosuke Abashiri?) and albert gets a b0ner and they hear a scrwam

they find a chick wos not naked being attacked by huge mnsteds and fighter saves her as ninja de heads 1 but is slugged out the room by the other and sees a clown guy in the ceiling corner

albert the 5th musketeer uses his wand and i don't mean his b0ner to blast fire and not spurm at the remaining monster ut it does jack sh-t and jack is violent jack but its the half naked female one so the guys are j=rkin off to her, and he's smacked into a wall

the chxck uses a spell to stun the momster and the fighter slives its head open with gatoraide blood blue but another demon teleports in and charges a spell but joeza uses a faster spell to negate it

the counter spell isnt enougfh to stop the demn spell and demon blasts wem with a snow magic to freeze em bit chick uses a fire attack to nal the monster and stun it and fighter and mage chop him up

chick sez her party was slain and ses the last survivor like ripley in Alien and ninja cmes i  with his arm turnng to stone like Sailor Mars in the 1 ep or the guy in Gargoyles or Nick in Shining Force Gaiden

Chick sez Flak did it and the clown shows up behind em and sez to not stop the amulet thing and looks like te hobgoblin in Spider Man

wasn't Flack the guy in Little Nemo? looks it up, no its flick and flap

So blonde mage guy attacks but is counyered and flack puts greater daemobs intentines in his face and dodges all blondes attacks while saying werdna is the only one to make full use of the amulet and his speed stats are high in the legs

after a chase, flack tries to turn him to stone but albert uses his hot fire rod to toast his a55 and stop him

Flack tries to ice thr kid ut fighter comes to end him but stops and only knocks him oyt as chick sez not to

wait he barfs teal spum and sez they'll not win and i think he nites it. also blonde thanks albertt and is cool with him

chick is p-ssed that they iced flack as they could have interrogated him about randy who came in looking for the legendary weapon the Muramasa blade that boosts the users emotions and gives em great power ut makes em go nuts unless they are a high level warrior samurai

randy wanted to test his might but didnt come back so she eventually went here and blonde is amazed people still want the lade

joeza tryes curtng the stoned arm andit works but wears out joeza who tehn goes to the 10th floor and the ninja wants to stay back as they dont now much of it ut fighter sez to go on to keep em company and not split up the team in a dangerous area

chick is bumed her team is iced but fighter sez they can bring em back to the temple on the way back and reincarnate em

joeza and gang go on a mn hole cover and not a butt ll=g to go to the 10th floor ut this ghoul looking this is watching em from above

this hair =metal looking guy tells werdnea of the party and girl comming and that he put this guy to sleep so werdn sez to use himinstead of dirtying his own hands, then werdna puts on a metal glove

werdna shows up and is said to have made the dungeon and he sez he'd ice em ut ninja slices through him and its an illusion that autoplays when someone makes it here

real werdna uses yellow energy on the amulet and lightening force and the party looks around as joeza warns not to step on teleportation spaces

the party walks through a wall and warps off and winds up i somewhere else

they go on and search for the center as eve joeza dont know this layout and eventually find a dark room with vampites that are the ghouls i saw b4

after slaying the vampires theynotice that chick is looking at this bug eefy guy with a blade and glowing eyes and its randy

she treis runnign to him but he's posesessed by werdnaand swinfs his blade and nealy wacks em as he dont recognize his secks friend

she keeps trying to run to him liek a jacka55 and fighret gets his arm sliced off by an attack when he saved the chick and blonde gets randy through the neck with his blade

he keeps going as he's not human anymore andattacks but was sliced across the chest y ninja and keeps going, until fghter chops him in the right shoulder area and sz "how can you betray ur lover" and he spazzes out attempting to fight the control

he falls off the wagon and chops through fighters blade andblasts him into the wallut as he nearly wacks him, chick uses a spell to nuke himand the cav crumbles around em as they fle

they put the arm on fighter and joeza heals it  with good gore effects and chick sings the song she was gonna sing for her rany bf and crys

she picks up the Masamune I mean Muramasa blade and slickes her body open and her guts soill out wth a blood spray, then says 'Randy, I'm comming" and the electricity of the blade zaps her and she disintegrates to a skeleton

jk really she ha his good luck charm she made for him that e kept even though he was devolved and the party sez he was great to have used the mruramsa

mai guy gets Muramasa and vows to beat wardna and warnda dont care as he's nearly got the amulet unlocked but the party comes in nd joeza vs ardna reminds me of Lord of thre Rings with Sarumon and Gandalf and they even look kinda like em

wardna broke the seal and gold light shines outta it and in a few mins its full power is loose so they gotta beat him

hair metal guy reveals he turned randy under order of werdna and chick attacks him with a blade and hes kinda vampiric t all attacks are evaded(probably cuz shes a mage andthey use spells better than swords)

wardna used the tilowatt spell that f'd randy on the party and they slam the wall ut fighter comes at ardna with muramasa, only for it to be dodged

ninja attacks and is countered and hair metal guy shaks blonde with his nails like in Superman 4 to drain HP and heal as he's a vampire lord like in Yugioh. ut is saved by fighter

chick uses an undead slaying spell to waste the vamp har metal dude but hes not dead and is gonna use a magic, only for blonde to shank through him from behind and send him to h e double soviet mordor

albert is f'd and wardna uses a snow spell but joeza uses an earth spell to counter but they get blown away. ninja attack but wardna flies like shang thung and evades the 3 heroes attacks

chick sees albert is in h e double france andjoeza tries reviving him with magic, which works but joeza bites it from using too much Ki and when albert yells, the heroes run to em despite fighting wardna and wardna fire spins em

joea burns and they put it out and the amulet goes off and this gold daemon energy comes out. Joea isnt dead dead and sez the only way o stop wit is to ie wardna, then he bites it for real this hime like Gandalf or Obi Wan ripping off Gandalf

Wardna sez w/o Joeza they ain't worth fighting so chick uses a Metronome in Pkemon Spell t random effect and zaps wardna for no seeming effct and she lacks out

muramasa glows and fighter is coated in ki that shimmers as he's mastered it and vows to beat wardna wjo uses a fire spell that did nothing to fighter. same with n ice spell as he walks through it

turns out, the chicks random spell protected him and he walks up like in Cyber City Oedo 808 with Sengoku vs the Simulating c=ck sucker and raises the lade as wardna dtands there sh-tting himself isntead of putting up a defensive spell or escaping or teleporting until the blade comes down and he runs o the amulet

fighter slices him in 2 like Walken in Baoh Or Predaking in Transformes Zone and the slice hits the amulet. Wardna falls on it and it blows and the dungeon caves in for a while.

After that the amulet is glowing and stops and the party has a grave for joeza as the temple couldn't revive him. Albert blames himself for needing to be revived and chick sez as the amulet is outta juice, its not wardna nor the kings so she puts it in the ground with joeza and on his stone is her good luck charm she made randy

fighter offers her the muramasa blade but she has no use for it as only a samurai can so fighter gets it and we getta cool shot of em on the black hill wth the orange sky silhouetting them

then credits to a soft 80s song thats kinda nice like at the end of a jrpg or Hokuto No Ken and images of the kingdom rebuildingand the advanturers going off with them reuniting with the hick and albert as they go to another kingdom

the end

That was really good

classic anime with action and magic an fun but coolness

good heart and as usual wit TMS, the animation is great and the msuic is fitting

good colors and its iin proper fulscreen and the voices re good with the Hokuot No Ken/DBZ/Saint Seiya guys

Its kinda like the 80s cartoon of Dungeons and Dragons but more Bada55 with gore and death

I never played the games, if I hadn't found the Anime I' have nver known it existed, but I like it, its pretty cool and has a good Phantasy style

I'm glad I watched this and can ee some relation to the DS game The Dark Spire tht I liked

For Wizardry II I want it to e the future where we are gettign stam punk style in here and steam punk daemons with magic and albert is a wizard and higher leveled than joeza was and on the search for a rare gem that can bring back joeza to show him how well he's come. Its in a dungeon that only 1 guy came back from and he's in town and needs new legs after his were busted from survivng the dungron, so he gets a mechanic to make new legs and the 3 go in and fighty through the dungeon to get the magic jewel. Also its a 8 bit rpg on nes, game boy, master system, game gear, tg 16, atari 7800 and lynx where you play as these members or make new ones and go through the dungeon crawling levels in turn based action and go ut to get new armor and weapons and level up.

Battle Royale Review

 Note: I spell royale

Battle Royale

This is Ore Samma No review on Battle Royale from the distant future year of 2000 (the year after the global civil war emded when the SDF-1 hit earth in macross island)

Its directwed by  Kinji Fukasaku who did Samurai Reincarnation

Its based on a novel by Koshun Takami I never read but heard of

The wroter got the idea from a dream where the teacher said: All right class, listen up. Now today, I’m going to have you kill each other

It stars a bunxha japanese guys and chicks I never heard of

wait, its got Takeshi Kitano

Aftera warning that its 15+ we get logos and Toe did this

at the new millenuon  society fell, jobs went out and kids went mad max so the gov cracked down on em

then we gets the news swarming at this girl who won and looks a bit psycho

the we get this gys life story of in 7th grade hung himself and left a note sayong "u can do it" 

then takeshi is in class and the board sez; taking the day off cuz we wanna"and as he goes out after a girl came in late, a guy shanks him but the girl takes the knife

the teacher ditched the schoolcuz if he defends himself from those c=cxk suckers, HE's be the bad guy

With things devolving and teens and kids getting more dsturbed and malcontent, People like Go Nagai had 60s manga of schools where the kids were too devolved to function and when the went mental and killed people, the teachers iced em

Kinda fits the 21st century with teens shooting and knifing and b0ning each other

Could be something in the flu shots

so soon they were almoist done high school and they take a photo of em on the bus

later they are all blacked out and were gassed and the 1 who got up is beat out by a mask gas chick

hay, Ko Shibasaki from the TMS Hokuto No Ken things is in this

he wakes up andthey got collars on the necks and are in a dar school

the army comes in and kitano comes inhe tells em of the B R Act slaps the kids around a bit for mouthng off

cuz the youth are f'd up they have the battle royale wjere the stuents are to kill eachother til 1 is left, as there can be, only 1

theyr past teacher is beat dead ad he shows em the body as hes a loser and shoes e a vhs that sez each year 1 class is used for battle royal where they are on a 10 k island and 1 girl whispered so takeshi throws a knife in her skull which freaks out te little c-c suckers and they get beat down

the video resumes where it sez the colars cant be removed like cyber city oedo 808 and monitors their heart and if they take it off it blows and their head files a divorce against her body

i teen goes nuts and his colar is triggered and he runs to the other kids but is pushed back and it blows out his throat

his homie gets the photo he had and the tape sez if teres more than 1 left at the end of 3 days, they all bite it

1 kid asks if he can go home and is told yes and they were chose by random

they each get random items and surval kids and get to leave 1 at a time, but their rents were told of this and i gota say, the gov icing it people and making em do evil is a lot like yatsura maruta in ch=na

also is 2 transfer students and out in thejungle like contra they fght and run and 1 chick gets arrowed by the fat guy who gets arrowed by the guy who took his bow

a guy and a chick, i dont care about their names help each other and have binocculars

also this seems to have been ripped off by the hungar games

we getta flashback of these girls bullying another and weiting stuff on the toilet wall and they think they might not like eac other but he sez his flashback of him and the necked guy from b4 talking of crushes and how he was his room mate in the foster home after dad went to h-ll

we get a soft moment of him wishing he could have saved the necked guy and wanting reenge and to protect her

the other teens catch the transfer guy and think he works for kitano and he shreads em with a machine gun

the main cuple is at a cliff and she dont wanna play the game and throws her cr-p over and wait its not the main ones its a sisser one and they jump to h-ll to avid being in the game

2 girls meet in a shed or w/e and 1 has a stub gun and the stun gun one uses a sickle to slice the softer ones neck as 2 other teens hung themselves in the next room

the next day at 6 am kitano sez the names of the iced in order and sez the danger zones to avoid and the times they are active

main heroestry to ecape a damger zone but this axe eielding maniacattacks but in the struggle gets his own axe in his skull and bites it

man guy freaks out over icing a guy and chick sez its an accident but a gun oting nerd comes after em saying masth b4 another gun teen caps him and takes da axe

b4 he wases em, this chick voice sez to stop fighting and work it out together

mai guy wants to go butgun hero stops him and  they clash b4 he calls ut to the chicks who say she always had a crush on, then get shredded by blobee exchange guys gunfire

main guy wiggs out over teens killing each other s hes not from soviet california and gun hero sezto man uo

at noon the kitano sez theres a lunch break and not to ice and the futuredanger zones

1 chick takes the stub gun sickle chicks weapon at gunpoint over icing another chick and stun gun chick gets whiny but stn gun uses the stun gun on the hand gungets the gun to ice her when she runs

man chick has a fever for some reason andsez 1 of the iced chicks had a crish on main guy and blax out so mai guy carts her to a clinic where gunstar hero gives her expired drugs to save her

he helps em cux his dads a dr and some teens get a machine working and a vomputer and types somethingon a laptop in japanee

the this chick in a yellow suit runs as a guy fi=olows on a bike and they have a moment of anime tyleromance and then we see yellow chickwith the collar and at a house

a guy talks to her about how others gosspied of her and she sez he lied and he sez he loves her an she dont want him an he sez shes a virgin and he wants to b0ne once b4 they bite it9

she dont consent and he pulls a crossbow and she sez she'd take him srs and ice him but when he sez he'd raepe her they fight and his crossbow goes off an cuts her face

things devolve and she pull a knife and they fight and she shanks his parts and gut andstun gun chick nw has a real gun and comes after her but i think yellow runner gets away

wait sjes down and wounded andchats with a guy she likes and sez he waoyed for her but she didnt show and she never knew

they have a moment and she bites it and her name was chigusa like the Kekk Kamen chick

kateshi sez only 3 bit it so hes adding new danger zones and exchamge student i think sez he dd this game b4 and survived adhad tp ice his homies including1 seme where his womn capped herself to save him and smles and thanked him

also he was drgged and brought over to shake thinfs up and now he wants to understand her smile

main chick sez the chick loved him and he sez he knows a way off the island ad gives em weapons for defencethen the other excahenge stent comes in and he sitned up willingly to go n and ice teens cuz teels s=ck and shreds more tens with a gun

1 guy used a bulletproof vest but blonde stident uses a blade on him

he sees main guys in the building and throws the head of vest guy with a grenade in its mouthand after it blowsstick his gn in and sprays bullets

main guy runs out and blonde asian chases but neither waste the other a they kee[ missing

main guy falls and as blonce reloads fires on hm but hes got a vest that takes 0 damage from bullets as this is a f--kin video game and force and impact dont count

man guy jumps in the sea and escapes as blonde fires but water stops bulles after a few feet

so the grup of teens by the laptop  has gunstar heroes books from his uncle who was an activist in the 60s and tried to guye fawkes pariament but is on the run now andgunstar hero wants to ecape with em

was he with maruta suki Inejiro Asanuma? aitsu wa jigoku no kuso

so main gy was patched up byt this chicka nd is saved and this chick touched a man for the 1st time with him bandaging him

she fills him in on who bit it and theres other girls there and i think main chick has this vial of something an these teen japnese chicks talk and worry about how tomorrow they get it and they make spaghetti and by that i dont mean making loev or b0ning

they talk of how gunstar hero knows a way off the island and1 who ate the sphatgeti barfs blood and bits it

glasses gets a gun on em and wants to know who poisoned the spahgeti an they spazz out like chicks often do untul 1 goes for a gun and gets shredded and they all shoot at each other

glasses goes mental and shoots the chicks while getting shot and akd main chik if shes one fo the kilers untilone o the shot chicks ends her and sez "we might have all survived" ndthey all bite it from teen idiocy and main chick sez "this isn;t only my fault" over and over

she goes to see main guy and sezshe forgot how much she liked em and sory and he sees the carnage but not cosmic cargane on sega 332x

then he goes to the roof after her and sees she iced herself and i dont thnk its main chick as she was in the other base and I f'd up

so then we see main chick with kitano by a river walking and its a memory or w/e and kitano is woke up andgets da phone from his daughter who he sez is on a business trip and she's kinda b--chy

main chic sez she dreams of kitano and her walking and they wer elonely i mean he was and how she wanted to hae a normal life

main guy has a memory about his last day with his dad b4 he went to h-ll and he was kinda unbalanced

alsoremembering his homie who got necked sayign to protect the girl an he wakes up and walks on in the rain and through the contra jungle woods

main chick runs out to meet him somehow sensing his i or w.e and they are near a danger zone andruns into some chick and i think its stun gun who pulls her firearm and is gonna ice her but kitano comes in and scares her off as main guy limps over with a stick

takeshi gives her his umbrella nd he has weapons and  he's bruend out but will protect her

later 1 guy gets shot up and i thin its the bf of the yellow chick and when this chick goes to him the stun gun chick caps her

1 chick has a flashback of this creeper trying to b0ne her and she shovd him down the stairs and i think thats syun gun chick

then stun gun chick fights blonde guy who has amor and shoots her a few times

the teens work on things and make weapons and charges to blow and1 hacks into the island cmputer anduses a virus as hes asian and good at tech like making gundams or veritechs

takeshi turns off the powrr and they restart it and holy f the music was done by  Masamichi Amano who did Urotsukidji an Ninja Resurrection

so the teens are gonna guye fawkes the school and end the game but blondo comes at emand none of tem think to aim at his head and he wastes a few of em

1 sacrifices himself liek buzz or gill harn in hokuto no ken 2 and blos th charges to rty to end the blonde but he survibes and i dont think hes got any dialogue ad is like a =n animal or roaming oni

the area is a sea of slames and looks cooland its a fight between gunstar hero and blonde who gets his head blowed off

they make it to the sea andmain guy sez he never trusted adults cuz they ditched him and now hes gonna fight until he becomes a real adult

never trust anyone over 30

wait, the under 30s ate a bucnha malcontents

so gunstar hero pulls a gun on them and is gunstar vilian but hes not evil and only wants to live and thwy are doing the same thing and he fires onem as it cuts to takeshi who sez the operations done and to check the corpses

so its day and kitani is doing evxercizses in the yard and gunstar anti herocomes back and kitani sez he hacked the system and stole the data on how to stop the necklaces

he shows a painting of all the teens icing each other like something outta go nagai and main chick is alive in it and he sez the only one he wants to live is her and tells her to do him

they fire on him andsend him to h e doubel korea and he gets up and answers the phone

is this like jyuuza of the cloudes fighting after being dead?

he sez he's not comming home and if u hate someone, live with the consequences and shoots the phone and keels over

the trio goes off and gunstar hero sez his dads a fsherman andtells em how to go straight unlike boy band guys and goes to have a smoke on the back

he goes on about keiko his gf who got it and bites it and text sez, at the end, i'm glad i found a true friend

the duo are wanted for murder/elping a murderer and go around undercover like that korea movie parasite but good and these guys are NOT living human waste

she has a butterfly knife from b4 that stabbed kitano and they go aorundjapan to hopelful music but they are fugetives and claim to be free but really have nothing

then a memorial thing flashback of them at the b ball game

then main gy recalls his necked friend after the game telling him to protect the chick

then main chick and kitani  by the river walking as these were dreams and they talk abouthis class and how the union or schoolboard is roucgh as you cant defend yourself if a student shanks you

she tells him she keeps the knife at home and its a secret between em

then credits over the class photo and rap from japan to a green day dsounding tune thats pretty late 1990s

the end

That as quite good

nice music and effects

good acting even though I'm watching it dubbed but it holds up

good effects and story

its a well made film and shows teens be8ng teens and choppin eachother up

like if degrassi was less candya55

it drawfrom Go Nagai with thing like Gakuen Taikutsu Otoko\usumu's Big Shock\Kekko Kamen with teens vs adults in school from h-ll

Also Harenchi Gakuen and Abashiri Family

i ejoyed this one, it told a good story and had some good heart with some pretty anime moments

I was gonna review The Amazing Transparent Man but saw this wasb on Pluto TV, I can do this

For Battle Royale 2 I want the couple from the 1st one to have assumed new identities and have gotten into politics and plan to use the power they gain to end the battle royale, but a few people have discovered their pasts and they need em ended, so they sneak out at night and waack em 1 at a time ninja style, also its an 8 bit  game like ninja gaiden on sega master system and game gear, nes and gb, tg16, atari lynx and 7800 where you play as 1 or both of em and go around the neon night city and cut through guys with a washizaki and ninja stars to end the enemies in missions. Then in Battle Royale 3, they got in and gave ower to the teens, but the teens being devolved malcntents go wild and Japan devlves into mad max, so they see the error of their ways and figt through each slum with power armor and waste the leaders of each area gang, also its a 16 bit beat em up on sega genesis, snes, tg16, atari jaguar and gba where you  and a friend play as the couple and bust teens in a ruine city and wasteland that once was japan.

Silent Hill Revelations Review

 Notw: I spell silnetnly bad

Silent Hill Revelations

This is my review on Silent Hill Revelations from the distant future year of 2012 (The year after Transformers The Headmasters and the year thwe world ended)

ts based on a video game I never played and is a sequel to one i saw a while ago

i aw this b4 and figured that as this got worse raitings, i'd give it a chance

its directel by Michael J. Bassett who got turned queer and did nothing Ore Sama saw

It stars Adelaide Clemens from The Great Gatsby from the 2010s\voltron: Legendary Defender, Kit Harington from Pompeii, Sean Bean from the 90s Black Beauty\The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring\The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers\Equilibrium\The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King\Troy\Silent Hill\Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief\Jupiter Ascending\the live action Knights of the Zodiac\Robot Chicken, Carrie-Anne Moss from The Matrix\Chocolat\Red Planet\Memento/The Matrix Reloaded\The Animatrix\The Matrix Revolutions\Fido\Disturbia\Pompeii, Malcolm McDowell from Clockwork Orange\Blue Thunder\Star Trek Generations\Tank Girl\Fist of the North Star the live action movie\Gangster No. 1\Halloween 1 reboot\Halloween II reboot\Captain Planet and the Planeteers\Frasier\Aladdin\Batman: The Animated Series\the 90s Spider-Man\Biker Mice from Mars\Captain Simian & the Space Monkeys\Superman: The Animated Series\The Magic School Bus\South Park\Teen Titans(which s-cked)\Justice League Unlimited\Law & Order: Criminal Intent\Masters of Science Fiction\Robot Chicken\Metalocalypse\Phineas and Ferb\Home Alone: The Holiday Heist\Star Wars Rebels\Teen Titans Go!\Scooby-Doo and Guess Who?\Son of a Critch\Fallout 3\The Elder Scrolls Online: Morrowind, man, hes in a lot of kids shows despite doing p0rn0, Martin Donovan from Malcolm X\Agent Cody Banks\Saved!\The Haunting in Connecticut\Law & Order\Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Deborah Kara Unger from Highlander III: The Sorcerer\The Hurricane\White Noise\Silent Hill, R=dha Mitchell from Phone Booth\Man on Fire\Finding Neverland\Silent Hill\The Crazies\Law & Order: SVU, Erin Pitt from Mike the Knight\Flashpoint, Peter Outerbridge from Cool Runnings\Land of the Dead\This Is Wonderland\Puppets Who Kill/Flashpoint\Murdoch Mysteries\Zoo, and a few guys i nevr saw in anything else or thst aint on back door candy a55 soy boy, beta male, frooty booty, girly man, banana crammer wikipedia

So after logos and credits  and Title we see main chickin some nightmare amusement park like nightmare circus on sega genesis but not and trying to escape a cult

pyramid head is turning the gears of the rides and guys in SM are in it and this chick who looks like the crow sez to not go to silent hill

she makes it fire and burn everywhere with cg and coks main cick but its a dream and sean bean comforts her after awakening and tells her not to go to silent hill

then hes chopped up by a ghoul or w/e and she wakes up from that dream and writes cr-p down b4 going to breakfast later

so the couple keeps changing theirn names and escaping to other placesand wait, i think its her dad not husband and he got her clothes cuz thats what you WANT for ur b day, something you;d get later anyway that you need, not something you want like a Sonic Game

shes f'd of her drream an goes to school the 1st day and its her 18th b day like in lolipop chainsaw

dad looks at a photo of his fam and thinks how his wife stayed behind in the other world to save the daughter as only 1 could return and she dont want her ki to be taken

she can be seen in a mirror and after she goes the daughter wakes up and asks where mom and dasd sez she saved daughte rfvrom an accindet and she drops a medalion with a symbol  on it

also now the daughter is blonde but was dark as a kid as i uess she took evolution pills and now looks like the chick from resident evil004

when going to school, main chick sees something and backs up and is nearly run over and this hobo reaces for her a cop tells her to watch out as some are beyond help

she diteches the private dick and in school is welcomed and the popular chicks poke fun at her so she sez this is her 5th school since she was 11 and dont wanna waste their time on being their friend as shes bruend out from the experiences

theres a lso a new guy named vincent cooper like lunk cooper in robotech and is kind of a wiener so hes the main love interet i thin

i dont think i actually saw this yet

in the halls she has some visions in the school of it being a different school and the kids looking creepy, like prom night 002

then the school devolved into a rotting slum like soviet califorinia and this devolved flesh guy jerkily comes at her

sh snaps back to realitywhenmain guy comes for her and hes lost and dont know hwre mathclass is and tries to be her friedn but she dont wanna getta tatched and leaves

when i was in grade 9, Silent Hill 02 came out and I read of it in a video game magazine, but around that time, I heard the cong Leave Me Breathless on the radio, so now I have the 2 linked in my mind

so she calls dadto meet at a place and he's at home and the door knob juggles like a fat chick on the learning channel and he goes ut the back door like a foot long dump

at da mall she seems eigged out and sees this birthday clown dancing around seem creepy when hes not and its only the music

then sees the kids at jthe party as devolved cannibals and goes for help but the guy she sees has a face sewed shut

she runs into a back room and sees a guy beingskinned off the belly while alive and runs to call her dad as a guy follows and gets a pipe to handle the private dick after her saying hes been looking for her and sez he was hired by this order who knows where she is and he told em and her dad told her lies

she sez her mom bit it in a car accident and she lost her memory (like Yugioh?!) andn  he sez she was trapped in silent hill and THEY want her back

then this sm monster comes at him and slices off his fingers like violence jack oav 1 and she gets him in the elevator and tries to ecape but the sm monster with metal parts but not man parts, like limbs, is cutting throughthe ceiling andas it gets htourhg, the leevator stops and its gone

she gets out and the thing getshim and we'd like 20 mins in and that felt like nothing

she hides and takies off her coat and thsi hairless janirot like la blue girlcomes in and she spazzes out and runs only to findthe area is a crime scene and the private dick is iced and herphoto and name are on his body

main guy meets her and asks if she saw him and they go off and she dont know sh-t about whats dgoing on and cals her dad with no answer

she sees ghost people behind a fence that main guy cant see and on the bus is a devolved guy laughing and its a goo twist as he looks a bi devolved but could be real and its a fake out

she asks about the difference of dreams/reality and is this valis?

he sez theres no dreams but endless realities, whcih i hope is not real as i got some f'd up dreams of killing people with fountain pens to the skull

after stopping and walking and its still night they talk abouther being pretty and grow closer and she gets to her area and sez he dont wanna know her kinda like in pee wees big adventure

in her home is a writing saying welcome to silent hill and the symbol and its empty

good camera moes around her and filming, its pretty cool

vincent comes to the door hearing her yelling and comes to help and sees blood sez to get da cops but she cant

she sez she dreamed of this and goes through her dads things for clues  and her notes on her dreams and sez shes adpoted and never knew her real parents, also is the medallion and then the cps come for her at da door

this is seeming a lot likethe mortal insuruments cty of bones but less bad

the cops come in w/o a warrent and find the bllod writing on the wall and say the main chicm is a murder suspect despite no evidence

vinnie drives and chick reads a note from her dad saying dont go to silent hill but we know thats not gonna happen

also he had to ice people from the order(of the phoenix?) and to find the truth in her notebooks and sorry for lying but it was to protect her

they go to west virginia with the rednecks and and hears an indian burial gorund was where the town was and the order of zealots ran the town wanting to have a kid born to be the vessel for their god and mae the world anew

seems to me like vinnie is in there as a plant for the order

dad wrote how the order trieds to cleanse a goddess  or something with fire but it f'd up and the town was cursed with monstesers and pyramid head wss the guardian/executioner

they go down a foggy road and vinnie sez he need rest and they stop at a motel hopefully not bates as the master there is a purvo

in there vinnie sez not to go to silent hill but shes obviously not gonna and shouldnt he have a family to go to

she dreams of a girl with akira dbz esper powers and a maelstorm of ducst behind her

he sez he cant go on and he reveals hes with the order and was born/riased in silent hill and chosen to get her as they sacrificed and suffered him with carving the rune on him

all his life he was taght the goddess was the great evil and main chick is part of it and hes grown to care for her and see her inner goodness after knowing her for like 4 hours

she dont like how he lied and as she gets b--chy and he sez the goddess can't be destroyed until whole again and main chiks is part of her and his mom wont keep main chicks dad alive whe she gets main chick

he gives her a medallion and she needs the other piece like zelda the minish ca and its with her grandpa i mean his and the rooms rots out liek democracy after commies come in to reveal thsi devolved cage rusted world

shes got the goddess powers like soe bad fanfic and something happens and she wakes up and the room is good again and no vinnie

so she goes out and its this dark snowy area and gets a gun and its silent hill

looks like the ps games with the daraw distance and fog and theres people in the windos looking at her w/o dialoge like a silent film

dat exposition dump by vinnie was kinda f'd and i had to rewind and redo it a bit to get it all

she sees a guy on a stake for burning and has flashbacks and this chick comes out and its goddess's mom who was a little girl with powers and she sez she was tricked into letting the order cook her

main chick sez they got what they deserved with the curse for killing that kid, kinda like a po life thing of people doing wrong to the unborn

so the goddess grew in power from anger and was reborn kinda in main chick and was sent out to be riased by good people to learn love

she wants to save her dad and dont care if she goes to h-ll over it  and the city goes devolved and crumbles upward to this sh-t shole land like portlend or seattle but less junkies b0ning in public

she wanders arond and escapes shadows of peope, cmming and gets spooked by a manquin

eventually she finds 1 breathing in plastic and alive and inds a naked chick being turned into a manequn like that movie i never saw

she tries freeing a chick webbed up in spurm or w/e and this doll parts monster like in Yugioh GX comes at em and pulls off the turn girls head which screams

so the doll parts onster gets the webbed girl as main chic escapes and the we see the leader of the cult tellin off vinnie for not thinking the goddenss is evil and is innovent and she sez hes like his grandpa

she wants to "mend" his "broken" mind and "cure" him in the nut huse hich i think is a thing on turning peopel purvo or gender offender

so main chic escapes and it looks liek the crow 2 city of angels and goes to a police station i think and looks for clues until a gu with an pen face attacks and she puts her gun in his mouth and blows out the back of his head

this was in 3d and theres a lot of obv ious 3d things but its not bad as i watch in proper 2d

also its colored and in widescreen

so she goes to the place with the symboland opens it and inside is a chained up malcom mcdowell and looking ore hokuto no ken than when he was in fist of the north star

hes vinnies grandpa and the cult leaders dad and main chcik asks to find her dad but he sez there are many silent hills and is butthurt over his fam betrayinf him

this seems to be the assylum and she shows him the medallion uthe claims to be blind and she gives it to him with her gun on him

he sez its a key that summons the god and shows the true nature of things and the other half is in u ad he jams it in his torso which i dont think wuld work unless ur chris angel

he spazzes out and sez he sees her as a demon that must be dsrtoryed and she caps him

this big muscle monster looking like rick from splatterhouse 3 walks off her gunfire and catches her and wait its maclonme mcafrica and she pulls out the medallion and he rotts in a glow

the amulet is whole and not fractured or butt and she sez she can feel the goddess and these assylum inmate grab her but she bites his arm and gets out

pyramin head comes in and lops off peoples limbs with a big a55 blade and its pretty cool

To the tune of Toykyo Girl: PyRaMid Head PyRaMid Head, You Make The PeoPle Love Un Dead. That StunNing Face That MasSive Blade. PyRaMid Head, You Will Get The PeoPle L=id!

she hides and sees vinnie being takes off on a gurney and in this room are devolved nursed the H anime with enemas and Dan Green

they spaz zout and freeza and main chickfrees hi to save her dad and the jerkey nurses sapzz out and try to stab em but they get away from those undead bimbos

vinnie sez the goddess or medalion reunitig is changing the world and that she otts levae to be safe butshe dont wanna give up

the they are in the carnival circus thing and it turns on and its like her dream

the brotherhood of devout order coems in and are soliers and dont beateh the air of darkness and they hide and he smooches her ad runs off to draw teem away

is shes got that goddess power, why not use it to help?

so a brotherhood guy come at her and she pulls off his mask and he spazzes out and pukes blood

shes on the mary go round and the brotherhood guys cook in h-llfire andthe goddess gurl is ther and grows to be a teen andsez she gave her life to let her be free of pain and have love and everyone has a different nightmare in silent hill and her dad is not her real dad

main chick; go to h-ll. daemonees; we're already there! me; like in violence jack? harmel baulmer; imma send you to h-ll! jack; i'll go home when I'm ready!

so the daemon goddess chick grabs her and rots her and sez "dont think i wont destroy you" but main cicks all like; i AM you anf they hug in a non queer way and goth daemoness burns up and crumbles upward to flakes of corn

pyramid head stops turning the merry go round and main chick wakes up and goes in this buoding with order guys around andthe center is a sybmolwith dad chained by it

cult leader, as female leaders are often bad, look at candya66 trudeau! sez this was the last sanctuary from darkness and fell and that man chick beat the daemon and fixed the seal and is the savior

she sez "if i did so much, let dad go, but cult leader sez his blood will feed their new god and her body will incubate it cuz its her destiny and only her can give h=birth to the god and free them

she puts he hand on main chick who falls and wants the seal to summon the god and main chick gives her to and it burns her into an abomination by showing what she really is and its te sm blade thing from before

is this like shallow hal how someones inner self is shwon like gweneth paltro being 600lbs? why did no one ever ying; maybe he's just into fat women? i mean she goes around in skimpy outfits showing off her flab. might be a ssbbw thing

she sgonna ce main chick but pyramid head comes in andthey fightin a fire circle and its kinda cool

she carves up pyramid head with speed but pyramid head takes off her head with 1 chop like its Rob Roy

so the snow stopped and it seems the nightmares over, survivors from the storm, to dust of all creation, to ashes they transform

dad dont wanna go with ehr and wants to save her mom and look for her but dont wan his godmaster daughter to help him cuz he promised shes'd not go to silnt hill

thats b-ll sh-t btw, just chojin densetsu her out

dad sends vinnie to look after his girl and goes off and this is like jupiter ascending but not f-king ret-rded

so they walk down the road and getta ride from a truck whos probably gonna b0ne and eat em at the save time and they say to take em as far from here as they can

the after leaving they have a piloce car and bus go into silent hll and the fog returns

then credits of a sill image in 3D as the camera moves around

by Konami, who used to make good games buthad a few mistakes, but that SuperBomberman R games looks preytty cool and rereleasing past games on cllections lik castlevania and contra was cool

this music seems like a 90s thing like the crow or the craft

and after the credits, pyamid head lumbers off

the end

that was actually kinda god

i dont get why people hate it, it had good action and msuic and the effects were pretty good

nice gore and horror and yeah it had some exposition dumps and long spaces of nothing like alone in the dark by uwe boll, but not as bad

the monsters were cool, the story worked, the occult refs added to it and its kind of a reverse mario with the chick saving the guy

it didnt scare me but i watched a lot of go nagai so it not a bad thing

i never did the games and in the 1st silent hill they had some urotsukidoji refs with the tentacls and cr-p

it felt like this movie fit and i enjoyed it quite ell

i didnt drag and had good flow and didnt feel like the 90sh mins

hay, it was made in oviet canada, where moose and sasquatch do MMA

8% on rotten tomatoes? its better than that!

I think the director did a good job on this and didn't need to say sorry like back door joel schumacher, did for batman and robin, but NOT batman forever which was worse

For Silent Hill 3 I want it to be sean bean going around through the various realsm to find hsi woman and faing various monsters, also he finds the lingering will of the goddess drifed off in this realm and used with his woman and he has to beat it outta her, also its a 16 bit fighting game like street fighter or World Heroes or Voltage Fighter Gowcaizer on sega genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where you play as  guy an fight the other guys and the final boss is the wife posessed and once you beat it outta her, she sees the error of her ways and ends the curse.

The Ballad Of Josie Review

 Note: I spell Josiaic

The Ballad Of Josie

This is my review on The Ballad Of Josie from the distant future year of 1967 (60 years before Robotech The Untold Story and maybe Transformers Zone)

Its directed by Andrew V. McLaglen who did McLintock!\The Rare Breed\Chisum\Cahill U.S. Marshal\The Wild Geese\The Shadow Riders

It staras the wonderful Doris Day from On Moonlight Bay\Calamity Jane\Pillow Talk\The Glass Bottom Boat, Peter Graves fromthe 50s Angels in the Outfield\It Conquered the World\Airplane!\Airplane II: The Sequel\Addams Family Values\yje 90s House on Haunted Hill\Men in Bl=ck II\Looney Tunes: Back in Action\Cold Case\American Dad!\WordGirl, George Kennedy from Strait-Jacket\Hush... Hush, Sweet Charlotte\The Dirty Dozen\Cool Hand Luke\Airport\Cahill U.S. Marshal\The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!\The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear\Naked Gun 33+1⁄3: The Final Insult\Small Soldiers\Dennis the Menace Strikes Again\The Andy Griffith Show, Andy Devine from the 20s Noah's Ark\30s Romeo and Juliet\30s A Star Is Born\30s Stagecoach\The Red Badge of Courage\the 50s Around the World in 80 Days\The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn\The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance\How the West Was Won\It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World\butt f==kin Myra Breckinridge\the 73 Robin Hood\60s The Twilight Zone\60s Batman, Guy Raymond from the 60s twilight zone/60s star trek/The Beverly Hillbillies, Shirley O'Hara from The Ghost Ship\Love Laughs at Andy Hardy/the 60s The Twilight Zone\-Rocky\The Incredible Hulk show, Elisabeth Fraser from A Patch of Blue\The Glass Bottom Boat\The Graduate\9 to 5, Timothy Scott from In the Heat of the Night\Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Don Stroud from Taxi Driver\The Amityville Horror 1, Paul Fix from Scarface\Angel and the Badman\Hondo\Giant\The Bad Seed\To Kill A Mockingbird\Night of the Lepus/Cahill U.S. Marshal\The Rifleman\The Twilight Zone\Star Trek\The Andy Griffith Show\The Rockford Files, Harry Carey Jr. from Red River/Gentlemen Prefer Blondes/The Searchers/The Rare Breed/Billy the Kid Versus Dracula/Big Jake\Cahill U.S. Marshal\The Shadow Riders\Gremlins\Mask\The Whales of August/Gun the ma Down, John Fiedler from 12 Angry Men\Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day\70s Robin Hood\Winnie the Pooh and Tigger Too\The Many Adventures of Winnie-the-Pooh\The Fox and the Hound\Winnie the Pooh and a Day for Eeyore\The Emperor's New Groove\The Twilight Zone\Dennis the Menace\My Favorite Martian\60s Star Trek\The Rockford Files\The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh\Winnie the Pooh and Christmas Too\The Book of Pooh\House of Mouse, Robert Lowery from The North Star\The Rise and Fall of Legs Diamond/McLintock!, Edward Faulkner from McLintock!\The Green Berets\The Shakiest Gun in the West\Chisum, and a buncha guys I never saw or aint in back dor candy a55  beta make soy boy frooty booty soviet wikipedia

I never saw this but its on grit and Doris Day is pretty good

So after logo and title, we get a song with clips in grainy color of what i think are from the movie and its stills shifted around

so its this west town andthis guy is sent to jail for busting uop the place and theres this blonde kid who runs home to his om Doriswho gets the place reayand kid gets a rifle

this gte with a cerl gabel mountache comes in and i think trys to b0ne her cuz hes drunk and they fight until she runs to her room and locks him out

seeing he can't b0ne her, ge goes after the kid who runs screaming as her husband foams at the mouth

jk really she beats his head in with a stick and he falls down the stairs but he bites it and they have a service for a manslaughter she did, with Andy Divine as the Priest

so the women talk of DD icing her man and if its good or not and DD is bummed over it as her son treis to cheer her up like with Gohan an Chjichi but not b0ning in bad fan fics

at a trial the lawyer sez it dont matter that the guy she iced was bad as we can't allow someone to ice someone

the jury disputes on if she's guilty or not and this guy wants to take her son somewhere safe, but Judge Andy Devine sez the verdict isnt back yet

the jusy disputes if shes gonna get the rope or a few days in jail and if the victim deserved it

after having dinner at the restaurant, the jury guy who likes diris winks at her, which might be illegal, and laterson goes off with grandpa and wants to go to montana to fight indians

so the ladies talk on if DD will getta nother man or be feminazi and DD leaves after having enought of their chattering

later she wants to go off in her horse and buggy butthe law won't let her leae town as shes on trial for murder

the jury guy on her sidedrives her out to the creek and her old place i think and have a good moent on the way

doris finds her place f'd by guys staying in it during the winter and prpbably j=rkin off to her photoes and blasting goo on the floor hnnnnnnnnnnnnnng psssssssssssst!

she wants to raise cattle on the rance but main guy dont think women can do it, which might be accurate as men are stronger and smarter and braver

ain guy goes to a political meeting to make Wyoming which might be soviet a state and she comes along where the guys tdell her she's not fit for it butshe gets mad at em

the men say they wanna join the union but to do so, women gotta give up the vote, which they say is temporary, but, govs dont give up power by choice, only when the people stand up to em

but with women being often unreasonable, it has merit

so dorus fixes up the farm andis a hard worker like those kids in asia making ipjones for pennys a day between sodomy breaks and ashe wants her son back

main guy is there and ses got a pet skunk and in the attick is an attic but main guy thinks its best se stops cowranchig alone, which makes sense as if she gets hurt there's be no help

she spzzes out overhis views on women but he pounts out his view that its not safe for women to be alone on a farm with indians and raiders and having to handle cattle

she gets all wigged out and sends him outm then spazzes out and crys

later she goest a printing place and the guy wants to b0ne her and she dont consent and goes

she tries the bank and other places but they suggest being a waitress which she does and accidentally spills 8 plates of food on a guy and after enough f-=k ups shes canned

later she rides with main guy and i guess she was found not guilty but they didnt say it yet or at all and it seems like she might give up asnd go live with her kids grandpa

This is an hour in with adds and dont feel like it

so thry go on a horse and buggy to a burned down cabn the main guy lived when he got here but the indians burned him out

he f'd oput but got a loan from the bank and1st saw her there and saw her boy at age 2 and liked her looks as i guess hes gay for her

then some sheep come by and its a swarm of em and doris gets a black one thats small but main guy sez sheep are too ret-rded to recognize their own kids which triggers doris

main guy reveals this is past the dead line where itn divides sheep and cow ranchers, as some kind of 2 state solution like lincon should have hand with the Confed3erates

main guy sez sheep are ret-rded so anyone can raise em and later the DD goes to see her son and his grandpa whowas the dad of the guy she iced

she wants to give her son a home but grandpa sez he has a home here and she can live here, but if she wants work, theres a place form 7 to 7 with a 30 min lunch(as the indentured servants had 2 hours) for lunch and pays 50$ a month

doris asks how son is doing and he sez he dont like living with grandpa and dont want her to live there

if this were made today, grandpa would be b0ning him

outside main guyhas a bimbo talking with him but he ditches her to talk to doris who returns like batman in 92 and she wants to rent a big black long hairy horse and buys levi's jeans for cowboy boots thinking lady feet an man feet are the same(spoiler; they aint)

also she wants a shirt thats 36 Bust whic coul be bigger but shes thin and ths shopkeep is flustered at the idea of a womans b00bs

she leaves her past clothes behind and goes out in jeans and a jean shirt like shes canadian but has a soul

outside the town is amazed by a grilo is boychck clothes, whichimagien if they saw all the girly men today in skirts like back door pete davidson?

so the guys talk about what shes gonna raise and as she said flock they think its chicken butthen a sheep comes in and  this devolved guy comes inand hes a southerener confederate redneck

a swarm of sheep comes in and fills the town and is probably sh-tting all over n the real version

the guy who wanted to find DD guilty is manhandlihng a baby sheep and this dog attacks him

Doris comes in oh a horse with her hair lon and flowing like an anime chick and the guys dont like her ranching sheep butb the dames do

the guity anting guy sez they should have executed her for manslaughter but they ride over and see main guy b--cing with foris and a sheep eats the a55 off his pants

so the guysb talk over what to do to stop DD but the Deadline is not legal and if they bring her to court then she'd win, also they dont wanna beat her up and guity wanting guy is against America Demcracy and wants a king

they try talking her out of it and offer her booze but she wants brandy and not the sherry they offered

she acts all tough like a Go Nagai chick like Kikunosuke butshe has issues with the hard brandy as shes not Naga from Slayers

guulty guy keeps butting in and main guy wants to be civil but she sez she aint gonna quit and has more brandy

when told shes a woman she goes mental over how shes a human and dont need a man and declares shes gonna over come everything and sell her woll and make it big and storms out but blacks out from the booze

blonde got drunk in a room full of men? last time on SVU!

so she wakes up and the maid or slave or w/ehelps her with her hangover and thinks the guys put brandy in her drink

also Doris said the D wor on a tirade which is odd as she dont swear

maid sez the guys are rounding up her sheep and she goes to getta gun and treis it but is shocked at its kaick back

at DD's ranch dressing chips the cowboys try to round u the sheep and 2 rednecks watch and bet on em but they got no exp in sheep and only know cows

like  Mortal Kombat guy trying to do Street fighter

the rednecks send out their dog andn DD coems out and tells em to get off her land butmain guy tells her to get back to bed and he'd spank her thicc a55 if she dont

she fires her gun and falls off the horses a55 and fites more but main guy coems to settle her down but she pulls a rifle and he treis to explain if eh dont move the sheep out someone else will take em

she dont care as she s awoman and send shim off and has the r3dnecks round up her sheep as the men leave and talk of her being nuts

they a bucnha horsemen coem in and its guilty guy come to shopm the place up and take out the sheep and cr-p

the men vote and decide not to allow his attcks and offers to buy him a beer and main guy sez to doris not to try to bite off ore than she can chew and not fake being a man and she storms off

We're like 2 hours in with adds and it didnt feel it

so montana or wyoming or w/e is gonna be admitted and give up the womans vote but word has it on the 3 dary war between the sheep ranch and the guys

the rednecks tell DD about the war of sheep and cows and she don't want people to die cuz shes not a bad person inside but the rednecks say "then why you brign sheep into cow countery?"

she tells main guy she wants to quit and he wants her to go off somehwere safe and she dont wanna leave him and they smooch with cosnet and she rides off

so the women have a malcontent uprisng and side with DD and the guys tell guklty guy to call off his goons or he'd be arrested

DD comes to town and the feminazies side with her but DD sez shes not into womens rigths and tells off guilty guy for trying to run the town and trying to ice her guys and he pu=icks her up and puts her on the floor and tells em this is cattle country anf theres no sheep here

doris gets some pool sticks for the woemn tofight with and she beats on him, having not learned her leson from killing a guy b4

a fight breaks out and its only women hitting men ad they ahev moe rights than real people like animals or gaijin

gulty guy comes to the ranch and puts a fire in the barn and fights main guy as this is a western and its gotta have a fist fight

they fight in a sheep pen and slip on the cr-p and roll around in the filth

the fight gots to the barn and main guy sees its gonna cave in and drags guilty guy out as the flaming wood comes down on where the man was

so the next dayhe chicks are locked in a cage where they belong and are spazzing out so they get let out

doris came to the farm and its burned down and she talks with main guy over men/wives fighting and she feels bad over it and was in jail for the night for the gender riot, like a race riot but theres only 2

guilrty guy comes over and sez sheep/cws dont mix and offersto buy her flock of sheep and rebuild her barn and et her bulls/cows to join the cattle business ad does it man to man with her

miko mido from la blue girl; waoh! talk about a real sunnova b--ch hermaphrodite!3

latwer doris is getting dressed up proper and has her pet skunk like ellie may in the beverly hillbilliews andmain guy coms in and sez she look good

she burns her man clothes and could have sold or donated em and goes totown with the statehood happening andwmen dressed in canadian tuxedoes like ahe was and her and son andmain guy live happy

the end

that was pretty good

a bit feinist but not as bad as moder things

Doris is nice and can be tough kinda like Cutey Honey or Enpi Chan bit less b--xhy

she goes back to being herself after gender experiments which ahows she gt over t

nowadays they'd say shes some ender offender thing or not a chick but thats non canon

good acting and good mostly light story with fun and having the omen shown as the joke instead of only the men

nowadays they'd make Doris oppressed and bummed of it and clearly better than the guys and the guys being all bad and the beta males being her \sissy friends

the guys weren't evil, and her standing up to the feminists was good showing shes not one of THEM

good filming and music andacting and story and i had some good parts

Doris Day was a good chick and was caring and brave and tough

If they had it in the 5s' she would have been a good Sailor Venus

I assume this is a sequel to The Outlaw Josey Whales with this being after the civil war and ythe unionites attack on the innocent Confederates

For The Ballad Of Josie 2 I want the women to have started a splinter group that wants female supremacy and men to be their slaves, but Doris Day doesn't think its her place to intetferte, but when her teen son is beat up and his parts beat until they swelled shut for kissing a girl and the f3em inists thought it was an assault cuz they think anything a man does is evil, she goes rambo on em and goes around with her shotgun and taking out the feminists in their hidden bases and fighting females who made pacts wth daemonesses to gain strength and devolved into fat, blue hair, half head shaved, nose ring, glasses, tattooes and b00bs ripped off monsters that take up the room and she has to blow out their pressure points and make em rupture into a bloodspray. AAlso its a 16 bit Run N Gun on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where you play as Doris Day and fgbt the devolved chicks and fight in a wasteland town and hidden bases like a cross of mad max, stagecoach and the inner bases look like  german expressionism with the devolved inner areas.

The Talented Mr Ripley Review

 Note; I spell talento

The Talented Mr. Ripley

This is my review on The Talented Mr. Ripley from the distant future year of 1999 (The year the Global Civil WaR ended in Robotech)

Its directo buy Anthony Minghella who did Cold Mountain

Its based on a book I never read by Patricia Highsmith who's mom truied to assassinate in the Womb like kaiserneko, but survived

It stars Mark DAMON who's really Matt Damon but Tommy Wiseau didn't remember it right, from Field of Dreams\Geronimo: An American Legend\Good Will Hunting\Saving Private Ryan\Titan A.E.\Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back\Ocean's Eleven\Confessions of a Dangerous Mind\Stuck on You\EuroTrip\The Bourne movies\The Brothers GrimmInterstellar\The Martian\Arthur, Gwyneth Paltrow from Hook\Seven/the 90s Great Expectations\Shakespeare in Love\Shallow Hal\Austin Powers in Goldmember\Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow\The Avengers\Iron Man 3, Jude Law (NOT The Torah) from Enemy at the Gates\A.I. Artificial Intelligence\Road to Perdition/Cold Mountain\The Aviator\Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow\The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus\Hugo, openly fenminist Cate Blanchett from The Gift\The Shipping News\The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring\The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers\The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King\The Aviator\Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull\The Curious Case of Benjamin Button\the 2010 Robin Hood\The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey\The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug\The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies\Ocean's 8\Family Guy\The Simpsons, Philip Seymour Hoffman from Twister\The Big Lebowski\Patch Adams\Punch-Drunk Love\Red Dragon\Cold Mountain\Mary and Max\The Ides of March\Law & Order\Arthur, Jack Davenport from Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl\Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest\Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End\The Good Wife\Why Women Kill, James Rebhorn from Basic Instinct\Lorenzo's Oil\Independence Day\The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle\Meet the Parents\The Adventures of Pluto Nash\Cold Mountain\The Box\Law & Order\Seinfeld\Boston Legal\Blue Bloods\The Good Wife, Lisa Eichhorn from Touched by an Angel\Law & Order\Chicago Hope\Judging Am\Law & Order: Special Victims Unit\Law & Order: Criminal Intent, Sergio Rubini from The Passion of the Christ, Philip Baker Hall from Ghostbusters II\Air Force One/The Truman Show\Rush Hour\Enemy of the State\Rush Hour 2\The Sum of All Fears\Bruce Almighty\Good Times\M*A*S*H\The Waltons\Quincy, M.E.\Family Ties\Matlock\Seinfeld\Chicago Hope\Without a Trace\Monk\Boston Legal\The West Wing\candy a55 back door Modern Family, Celia Weston from Dead Man Walking\K-PAX\Igby Goes DownRunaway Jury\Hulk\The Box\Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.Frasier\Law & Order: Criminal Intent\Desperate Housewives\Modern Family/Under The Dome, Ivano Marescotti from Hannibal , and a few italianoes who i only saw in  this

Tommy Wiseaus best friend saw this and thought it was like Tommy for some reason, but wehen he showed Tommy, Tommy didn't see it, but was moved to make a film of such epicness, and made The Room

But is this as good as The Room? I saw some of it and only recall a guy getting his face slices with an Oar and blood comming out

Also thr book had several sequels that I never read

So after logos and cedits  to a black screen showing mark  then title, we get narratrion or mark sayong he wishes he could do it again but different starting with taking tahing a jacket

then more credits and these people at a wedding or something think mark is a friend of their son or gadruate of a class f 56 cuz hes wearing a jacket and he goes with it

afterward he retutns the jacket to a pianist and notn a tromboner  who f'd his wrist and needed mark to fill in

mark goes back to his servant job at the opera house and plays piano when everyones out and later goes back to the rich guy whos son is in italy and needs mark who he thinks is tom like tommy wiseau or tom green pr tom six and bring his son back with payment of 1000$

so mark listens to music in his cr-pshack and learns the songs of smooth jazz and cleans his cr-ppy shoes

after boning up on protoculture, he goes off in a fine suit and a car and driver brings him to the boat while saying the dad mr greenleaf name opens a lot of doors

if he was rich wouldnt he send him by plane?

take the spruce moose!

the fat chick from shallow hal, wait its cait blanchette but not the right honorable Blanche Sweete who was up there with the Ubermench Lilian Gish, meets him and they connect as mark fakes being greenleaf jr and cait is a heir to a textile thing faking being human

so mark is in Italy after the Glory Days of Mussolini who many Ialinaoes liked and learns some of the language and goes out in a neon speedo to the beach

he meets greekleaf jr and hsi anme is dickie like dickie roberts former child star and he is actually faking being tom ripley and dickie dont recall him but goes with it

dickie mocks his skin color of Milky White and his woman is gwen but not from ben 10 or spider man and in a bikini

later dickie is living up to his name by cheeting on gwen with an italiano chick

as beta males and commies say latinx t sodomize the latino language to be gender neutral even thoguh its a very gendered lnguage, shouldn't they call italianoes: italianx?

so later the dickie goes back late to his gwens dinner and finds mark the tm ipley is there and belive it or not hes faking it all

gwen gets along with mark and is probably gonna get really fat and wind up with jack black as he b0nes her chub

dickie asks what toms talent is and he revals he cann immitate others and fake signitures and tom shows how he can fake mr greenleafs talking which amazes dickie untl he finds tmark came to bring dickie back

ifDonald Trump is The Donald, whats that mke dick chaney?

dickie gets b--chy and dont wanna fo back and theres no phones working on the island but as he sez hes going, he drops these jazz records and it impresses the sickie and he named his boat after Bert which gwen sez boats are chicks and you cant name a boat after a man

if boats are women, the men can b0ne em and its not queer

so mark and dickie go to a jazz club in italy and dickie makes out with soem itanliano chick

oh and this filme is widescreen and colored as its a good 90s thing but the widescreen could be fixed

at the club the italianos bring tom ripley up andhe sings wit em in italiano jazz with english words in there like its an anime song

so dickie types a thing on a typewriter and sez how dad wants him back but dickie s-cked at spelling and writing

dickie wants to use toms money for bying a car and use tom as a double agent and now tom the mark moves in with jude and gwen the dickie

Tom the mark practices sounding like gwen and cikies and later notices dickies ring he never takes off and tom sez he needs a present for hsi pfiance or future wife

the trio goe ssailoing and dickie is the stong gy, mark is the smart guy and gwen is the woman

so dickie i mean mark and wait dickie is with em and with gwen and mark  go around italy and hang out and i think dickie sees his itlanio chick hes b0ning

later they are in the jazz hole and mark sinks i mena sings and dickie plays his sax

jude actually learned how to sax and mark learned how to piano for this

later mark and dickie talk about what mark did in soviet new york and he sez he played piano around there

dickie is kinda ret-rded and mark examines his handwriting as hes some kinda ubermench like sherlock holmes

later dickie is taking a bath and smokes and plays chess with mark who offers to go in the tub but then sez "not with you in" and dickie gets out and walks around nude with his man thing out and mark checks out his a55

its ok, its not queer, its european! like a guy with long hair like castlevania, or a guy in a speedo, or making painting and statues of naked men, not gay, european!

later they go to a train station and mark sez "its me, just an old picture" about his ID ando the train dickie wants to buy mark a new jacket but mark dont wanna spend more of dickie sr's money

they go to rome and dickies home boy freddycomes over played by phllip eymore butts hoffman and  theygo off to this club as mark is sent togo be a tourist and wears dickies jacket and by that I don't mean a c0ndom

so mark goes around greek or rome or w/e, its the same thing and eventually goes on the train to this place and sings an dances around in a monkey suit and i mean a tux not a harambe cosplay

dickie coems in and isnt glad to see mark in his clothes

ten its an egg breakfast and frank i mean fred is there offering tobe the newtom as he lives with dickie and dad pays for it all

later on the boat mark reads and chats with gwen about how great dickie is an wears a purple pink bikini

she wonders why guysb play games where they fake killing each other and sez how something wont work cuz not everyone can skii

later freddy steers the boat of quers and dickie goes in the boat to b0ne gwenand mark sees and freddy asks "tommy, hows the peeping?"

the italiano gf sees them coming in and dickie  and gwen came out

so gwen's characters b0ned both jack black and brad pitt and jude law

but Weird Al stays pure

they we seethse italinaoes who look indian bringing a statue of The Virgin Mary ourt of the water and having an italino ritual when the italiano gf of dickie comes to the surface

the italanos act all italiano and her fiancee is going mental but after an hour they get an ambulance and jude dickie spazzes out over how primitive the country is and busts his record player

later mark sez he knew about dickie and her and dickie screams at him for cleaning up an that itaniano chick was pregnant so its  adouble murder

mark sez he'd takethe blame but dickie sez she wanted his help and he didnt so she suicided and went to h-ll where her kind belongs and mark sez he'd keep the secret as they are like brothers

so greenleaf dad sez mark failed him again starscaream at bringing back dickie and released him from his mission, and dickie wants to move on from mark and have 1 last bash as a goodbye as mark cant pay

on the train mark smells dickie and looks at em in the mirror i mean window and sees their faces but dickie wakes up and asks why mark does this thing with his neck on trains

so then its nighte and theres lively jazz playing and dickie sez he thinks mark wasnt really at princeton as hes too cool and has good taste, whcih he means as a compliment and mark goes with it

mark sez hes grown to like everythign about dickie's thing even j=zz i mean jazz

the next day they take a small boat out to the sea and theres no one around

mark wants to return to italy under his own strm and share a place with dickie and getta job but dickie sez no cuz dickie is marrying gwen as he loves her and admits hes had enough of mark as hes a leech and is bording

mark sez he was honest but dickie is hiding his feelings and talks of the chess they played and b0ned  gwen on theboat and pregnanting the italianoess and dickie tells him off

mark cant take it and slices dickie like a rabbi but oly on the face and dickie goes mentl and attacks him so mark fights back and beats him dead

dont worry, he gonna be ok, he just needs some rest, theres a hospital island nearby, i can see his parachute, hes ok

so after drifting around hugging his dead dickie's in a poole of blood, he ditches the boat and returns and asks for his key butthe italiano mistakes mark for dickie and the mark goes with it

so dickie types somehtign and fakes dickies signiture  and later goes to see gwen and sez dickie is staying in post soviet rome for a few days and wants to be alone and gives her a letter claiming to be from the dick

also now dickie and the girl he impregnated are burning in the black pits of h e double soviet england

later gwen sez dickie's letter said he was staying in rome and she crys about how her pressure to marry might;ve scared him off

she wants to go to rome with mark to confront him but knows dickie hates being confronted

later matt dillon goes back to the hotel and uses dickies passfport to faske being him as hes not wearing glasses

then he leaves calls to himself as different people, dickie and ripley and arrangesdinner with himself

late while skiing he sees cait and she thinks he's dickie as i guess he said he was before and i was wrong and heard about him dumping gwen whos name is marge like large marge from pee wee's big adventure, whcih someone otta edit that and this and shallow hal togetehr so gwen is a huge fattie

so dickie and cait go tothe bank and get money out from dickies account and dickie gets a new suit and caet at his place offers to go to the opera with him

at therethey watch a play, or live movie, where italniao have a duel with pistols instead of yugiho cards and 1 ends the other, which kinda f--ks up mark as the red cloth pills i mean pulls outta him for blood on the ice

the rents of gwen i mean caet hear that mark is freddys homie and not freddy faeg bear and freddie goes to the opera and they recall meeting the real dickie

at there mark runs into gwen and her new guy and he switches back to being mark or tom or w/e and hides dickies ring and its close as the cait and her taxtile fam is there

gwen wants to see dickie and only gotcryptic notes form him and its like in violence jack how kikunosuke went to look for her fam wven though they bit it in the quake and kraken was her brother naojiro who bit it

mark goes back to being a dickie and brings vcate back out to look at the moon and on the cart ride tries to explain caet is too much like gwen or the future large marge

she wants to see him tomorrow andhe sez coffee in the breakdfast at near;y 11 as its beign bye as they are splitting like the people on ghost ship being sliced byb the cable

so hes also gotta see large marge the next day andnboth are near the same lace, which seems like thatsailor moon ep where mina was dating tigers eye and hawks eye and was gonna do nude modeling for one

at the cafe, gwen meets cait and they find out about both knew dickie and cait sez dcikes wanted to be with her and dait is gonna go

also cat herd of om ripley and was meant to meet dickie 15 mins agoand leaves and mark coems in as she goes and is mark the tom and hears from gwen that cait was at the opera wih dickie and gwen is gonn a go back and wait for dickie

which is kinda cruel to lead her on with a lie so he can live the high life

like that sailor moon ep where mina was dating tigers eye and hawks eye and rni said its not nice to play with peoples hearts

so tom the mark lives the dickoe life and plays piano and freddy comes by and tom cant get his dickie ring off

mark sez dickie is off to dinner and freddy sez the landlady said dickie was here now but mark sez search the place

mark tries to take off the ring and does and freddy faeg beer wonders why dickie is avoiding him and mark says hes staying there a few days

freddy sez the only thing that looks liek dicies there is mark andnthinks its not like dickies place in looks and sez either dickie went Christian or something else and insults mark as he leaves

mark picks up the socrates bust head and busts freddys head with it as the head cracks open and his brains spill out upon impact on the floor

jk really he gors and speaks to the fat italiano chick sez mark is dickie and waves to him and when dickie i mean freddy comes back, mark actually busts his skull in with the statue(i thought i wa making it up) and he carryis his fata55 out to the car and fakes freddy being drunk

he drives em to the late and drags hm ou and the next day the cops come and grill him where he sez he hardly recalls as they had a number of drinks and cops say not to leave rome and freddy was killed no later than 7 but mark sez he wasnt dead drivign away his car

later mark goes on a scooter and crashes and later runs into gwen and sez the bruise on his face was from dickie going mental on him for telling him off for dumping the large marge

he drives his scooter w/o a helmet to brign het to the dickie and aovids the cops and tells her not to tell the cops as if they know of dickie's temper they might finger him and mark isnt supposed to be in rome

he goes home and the paparazzi  attacks and he covers his faece andtells the cops he fell off his scooter and harmed his face and dont wanna see anyone even hees fyuchure waiif

also the cops think he had somethign to do with the missing of tom ripley and when mark was there, dickie and tom was there and a boat was taken out that day with them and tom aint been seen for a while

mark sez he dont wanna see this fiancee but might wanna see a friend and he sez he talks business and not pleasure and dont keep a photo of tom ripley as hes a male friend

so cop sez mark is to go to a line up and later gwen goes to see dickie and mark dont open the door and she dumps her heart out at breaking her heart and  dont know why he's dumped her and cant count on her

after she goes he writes a note on a typewritter to tom ripley and scrapes out the face on dcikies passport and sez to tok "i wish i could have given you the life i had but i made a mess of being dcike greenwood

so as mark is gonna book it, the cops come and he hides in the darknes and is back in his tom disguise and escapes on a boat to anothe rparte of italye

he meets up with marge gwens bf an turns himself in and sez gwen bf can help him withhis italnasion

bf sez rumor has it dickie iced tom and went aroudn eutope with his passport and hears the guys from rome are commign but it turns out they fired the roman as he let dickie getta way

in the station this new italion asks if mark is queer and he sez no(i question that) and whenhe asks if he iced dicke and freddy, mark spazzes out

bf sez not to get high spirited (whicy is ofdd to say in italy) and reveals they found a suicide note in dickies place and rwad it

later dickie i eman not dickie bf taalks with mark about things and mark sez how you meet someone and wanna let em in and you hide all the dark things in the basement and he seesm to be going queerly interested in gwens bf

also he wishes he could have erased it all and done it better

so at a church this boy whos probably neutered sings high and bf plays the orchestra and later they meet gwen who se dickie didnt end himself and dad has a private dick on dickie and dcikie did a check for 1000$ b4 he left

tm lives in a cr-p shack and later meets dickie dad and asks about dickie to the mark and gwen about how the letter sez dickei ended it and gwen dont think its canon

dad talks with mark alone as guys talk of things they'd not say to their chciks(which i talk with my fat bimbo gf about all kinds of awful things and she dont mind

dad talks of how cikie scratched out his passport photo face and mark thinks he pushed dickie away and dad sez you cant choose ur parents or children(unless you adopt em)

later mark is sleeping and going mental andgwen and bf coem by and  mark is spazzed out

so while bf is i mean gwen is fixing a brokwn strap, bf invites mark to live with him and later when mark is taking a bath gwen calls him ou and we see ben affleck i mean matt damon a55 like tmmy wieau

she confronts himof havign dickies wings i mean rings and spazzes out and drops the towel as she sed dickie would never take em off

mark gets a razor and robe and asks gwen about  i eman tells her about dickie having multiple women and i think its about to go se7en

he sez dickie might have killed freddy and gwen ntoices that hsi whipe rbe is got a blood growing and he advances

he sez dcikie gave him the rings and she dont buy it and when hes gonna ice her, bf comes in and she spazzes out

bf  comforts mark and treats his hand cut and later when mark goes to see mr greanleaf he sees the cop played by bookman from seinfeld reveales wen told them about the rings

bookman sez that dcikie beat a guy half dead over a girl and revals he checked the facts and found tom ripley was a piano tuner at princeton and the chickin the river was pregnent

also dickie had freddys car plates and witnesses saw dickie taking the plates and getting into freddys car and greenleaf wants him to lose him in the river and greenleaf is givign mark a piece of dickies inhetiteannce and money to keep quirt

so mark sez sorry for going mental on marge and shes cool with him trying to kill him and her bf sez hes bringing him to athens to do a concert but she sez she thinks there never was a ripley and nd wiggs out and slaps on him like a girl saying "i know you killed him"

bookman pulls her oof and bf and tom go off on a yacht to butt hammer each other at night

on the boatshe sees dickie and by she i mean its caet and shes with her fam and thinks mark is still dickie and i guess she never got word of him being dead

he sez he was in custody andtried to blame him for freddy getting fractured and he was sent away and kisses her and sez hes undecover

she asks if he saw peter but he sez he didnt see him in motbhs and hes alone

mark gets back to his and bf's room and jis anme is peter and peter sez he saw them kissing and mark sez he wants to stay in the cabin the whole trip

mark sez he lied about being with peeder and it would be gossip liek gossip girl and tom admits helied and thoguht its better to be a fake someone than a real no one

peeder sez hes good and mark breaks down as peeder sez to tell hi good things about tom ripley and we cut to mark sitting in his room as the voice continues and tom iced im and then we see the movie where it started with mark in the room.

the end

that was pretty epic

is liem over 2 hours w/o adds and hold up

good drama and acting and msuic and its pretty tense

i recall the ending as it was happening but didnt understand it as a teen

its well made and kinda deep and wouldnt be made in the 50s as the hayes code would say he had to pay for his crimes

although he iced his butt buddys and in scarlet street, edward g robinson didnt get convicted but wound up w/o anthing

also him icing the guys he wanted to b0ne was like in devilman with ryo and akira

and like them, dickie want queer but unlike them, tom was a man and coul be gay as hes not a hermaphrodite

its kind of a horror but not as creepy but has a body count and soem intense moments

is it better than the room? well, its better made, but the room is more memorable and not as long

i enjoyed the room more as its more entertaining but this is well crafted and i see a bit of tommy wiseaus masterpiece in it

like the love triangle with the guys an the blonde and the butt scenes and lies

its well done and lisa manipulatijg things was like ripley whos real name we never learn i think

i liked it and while its long, it dont feel it and has good flow and no drag

for The Talented Mr. Ripley II I want marge to have trained in kung fu and bodybuilding and come back to hunt down top and end him, also she follows the clues to track his location and avenge her butt buddy. When she meets him, his lies catch up to him and he turns into a daemon and she fights him with hr blessed by a priest fists. Also its an 8 bit action platformer game on Seag Master System and Game Gear, Game Boy and NES, TG16 , Atari Lynx and 7800 where you play as marge whos now all beefed out and punches though people in splattery bursts and fiths through levels in various locations around the world and fihgting varions machines and daemons of the area.

Fort Defiance Review

 Note: I spell defiantly

Fort Defiance

This is my recirw on Fort Defiance from the distant future year of 1951 (80 years before the 3rd Robotech War and Transformers Battlestars The Return Of Convoy)

Its directed by John Rawlins who did nothing I sAW

It stars Dane Clark from The Twilight Zone, Ben Johnson from Angel and the Badman\Fort Apache\Red River\She Wore a Yellow Ribbon\Mighty Joe Young\Shane\One-Eyed Jacks\The Rare Breed\Hang 'Em High\Chisum\The Last Picture Show\The Swarm\The Shadow Riders\Red Dawn\the 90s Angels in the Outfield, Peter Graves fromthe 50s Angels in the Outfield\It Conquered the World\Airplane!\Airplane II: The Sequel\Addams Family Values\yje 90s House on Haunted Hill\Men in Bl=ck II\Looney Tunes: Back in Action\Cold Case\American Dad!\WordGirl, George Cleveland from Blue Steel\Revolt of the Zombies\Two-Faced Woman\Dakota\Angel on My Shoulder\Frenchie, Iron Eyes Cody from  The Viking\Blood on the Moon\Cockeyed Cowboys of Calico County\Ernest Goes to Camp, Dennis Moore not demi moore from The Mummy's Curse, Craig Woods from  Angel and the Badman, Dick Elliott from Annie Oakley\Mr. Smith Goes to Washington\Abilene Town\It's a Wonderful Life\The Andy Griffith Show, and a buncxha guys i never saw or aint on back door soviet candy a55 wikipedia

I never saw this b4 but its 82 mins and 2 hours on Grit as they gotta have adds

so after title ands credits in proper fullscreen and semi faint color with good 50s music we getta guy horse a55 riding through the desert w/o dialogue like a silent film

he gets to a stone house and sees a guyhandling a horse and asks if he knows johnny, and is told horse guy is johnnys brother

johnny wasnt seen since the war and should be back near Xmas and the horse goes mental so brother curls up into an a55 ball

main guy saves him and finds bro is blind and his uncle comes out and tells uncle main guy is a friend of johnnys

uncle tells him off for trying to rise a big black horse when uncle isnt around and then some ex soldiers come by heading for soviet california and want his cattle for 50 cents a head

uncle tells the ex soldier off for wanting wm that cheap and ex soldier pulls a gun but main guy caps him and the other ex soldiers go off

uncle sez theres malcontent ex soldiers comming aorund and werre f'd by the war to be used to killing and main guys fast gunplay shows hes a freind of johnny

main guy is invited to stay and later talks with uncle about johnny and later bro sez johnny will be glad to come back to see a friend and mis almost as good at guns as jognny

main guy sez his bro got iced in da war and we hear main guys womans voice calling him to come back to her and her name is jane and hes ben like ben stein or ben carson as he reads her letter

then some riders come in to jack the herd and its 25 guys but bro wants to handle it with talk

the riders are indians and wanna steal all his cattle and say they have no White friends as they/them are racist and theives

so uncle goes up to fort defiance and inside, bro hammers a nail into something and hides it when ben returns

they talk about johnny returtning and his plans and how johnny will fix everything but ben isnt too sure

uncle comes back and sez the idnians are mad cuz of being sent to a reservation and are going mental but when bro asks about johnny at fort defiance, uncle sez he heard johnny was dead

is this suddenly last summer where the quieero got iced?

so since johnny got outta the army he was a bank robber and was capped doing it in soviet new mexico and uncle couldnt bring himself to tell him

ben sez he came here after johnny and wont say what but then says his brother was iced cuz of johnny who didnt get the message to the men ben bro was with

johnny gave himself up and was caught by the Heroic Confederates and ben was with him in the captured area

ben books it and bro is busted up but gives ben a Christmas Present he made for Johnny and uncle offers to work for ben

ben sez he dont need him and tries to guilt ben into helping bro uz of his dead eyes and he don't fall for it and goes back to fort defiance

also with adds we're 30 mins in, that felt pretty fast

in a bar, ben writes to his woman saying hes on his way home and this devolved guy in a weird a55 hat comes byand drinks the deadly poison known as liquor

after writing in silence he asks where theres cattle for sale and devolved guy tells hm where but reads the note he left behind and tells a newspaper guy about it

ben comes back to uncle and bro and sez he got 250 cattle and told his woman to come over and will team up withwith uncle and bro

they go to getta Chrsitmas Tree thats not a palm tree like in futurama and uncle sez its The Lords way to give bro and ben back a brother with each other

as they put up the tree they talk of xmas and if bens woman is hot and how bro wants to do his share in the ranch

ben wants to ranch withbro and uncle and wife and how he'd get bro a pretty wife

get a fat onbe, he'd love the softness

they'd go to fort defience later and then some guys from dave parker whoowns a salloon come by and are the bad guys

parker shows the letter main guy ben did and that it reveals what johnny did and how parkers bros got it in the war cuz of johnny and he wants to kill bro for it even though bro did nothing to him and its like killing a kid cuz the dad was bad

hear that jf k? ur dad was a crook, so you gotta pay!

a gunfight breaks out and uncle gets capped and the parker bros leave but ben chases emin a carchase but with flesh animals

bro comes with him and rides a horses a55 and hold on the the tail growing outta its a55 as they go up the hillside but not seaside hill in sonic

so if hes blind and riding a horse, its like driving on autopilot

bro and ben go into navajo canyon and the bads are gonna atatck but the army comes by and sez to stay out as the indiansa re on a rampage and the army goes on thinking thats the end of them, also sends some men to give uncle a christian buriel

in da canyonthey are gonna go at night and if they return then the parker bros will be waiting, but at fort defiance they'd have the law

ben rolls some tobacco in paper and they smoke up and go on but the indians are near and 1 sees em and goes back to report

bro and ben get back and ask whos berried in the grave these guys are making and ben sez hes of the Angel Gabiel who manages the dead and finds that its uncle chuck like in sonic and hears that  parker did it

wait its not ben its the real johnny and hes not really dead and hears that parker iced uncle chuck and is gonna string up his bro for johnnys acts in the war and when he turns, the guys are gonna draw but he counters an caps em fast, then sends the last guy to tell parker hes not dead. also he heard how bro went into navajo canyon

so after a journey the bro and ben rest and bro thinks of how johnny saved him from a broken bottle and got a hand scar but bro got a beat down and went blind

then johnny comes by and asks about bro and when ben is gonna pull a gun, johnnys guy has a gun on him and tells him not to

johnny sez he was gonna thank him butben sez he was gonna kill him for what he did in the war buttells him that bro thinks johnny is dead

instead of killing ben, johnny beats on him cuz he cares about his brother like in gundam windg how heero didnt wanna kill zeches

they fight and roll around and  but jornny guy tells em indians are comming and its like in gundam wing how Heero and Zeches had to stop their duel in the pole cuz the enemy was comming

both guys come to see bro and jehoony dont say anything as ben sez they are strangers

a horse starts screaming cuz its ret-rded and bro figgers out its johnny and asks ahy he gave up in the war but johnny cant tell him and slugs him out

the indiasn open fire on them and bro dumba55edly runs around as a gunfight goes on instead of waiting for it to end and the ben runs out and saves him

johnny runs out with 2 guns and takes 2 indians outin an action hero move

johnny sez he knew the war was ending and didnt wanna risk his life and didnt care about the parker bros in thet group but ben ad his bro were in it and johnny didnt care about them

when good men do nothing, that is evil enough, dhalsm

jonnhy has 5000$ to fix bros eyes but bro dont want it cuz its stolen

an intian coems out and attacks but johnnys guy takes the hit and johnny ends the indian

johnny wonders why bro calls for ben and not him as he's been replaced and is surplus to requirements starscream

ben gets a gun as he dont shoot guys in the back or the b0ner and they go up the canyonand sleep in the openin the cold wind

ben gives bro an extra shirt and when johnny gives ben his shirt, ben refuses, then they fight

bro named ned like den backwards in zone of the enders the fist of mars calls to em and they stop and say it was the horses and ben gives ned the johnny coat

they see the idnians i think going outta the canyon and i notice johnny is white hat and ben is black hat and johnny offers ben the money but ben knows its stolen

ben off i mean johnny offers to team up with ben to take over soviet san fran sicko and kill a buncha guys but ben only cares about ending johnny

jonnyh has to try to avoid getting killed by the idneias, jhnny, the parker bros and keep ned safe and then they get up and go with ned even thought they just got there

then we se indians atatcks=ing a wagon and making high pitched screams like mus lims on gee haad and the trio of semi brothers come in and help em fire on the idnian swarm

i think even the blind guy is firing but unlike in robin hood men in tights, the blind guy isnt shown looking in the wrong direction or swinging his sword at nothing

the indians go and its the coach wagon to here was where bens woman was from and the town bought her a ticket for money reasons or something

at night the johnny talks with a chick whos probably a h00ker and is named julie like the chick  in bakugan the guys j-rked off to

the indians play drums for hours and 1 guy cant taek it andgoes off on his own and i guess thats the end of him

later its lighter but only from film tinting as to look different and was filmed in the day and the horse of the runner came back with his body tied to it, probably b0ned dead

wait it was johnny i eman ned talking to h00ker and they grew closer and he offers to be her man and talks of how he dont wanna be not wanted

so then its day and the idnians attack and he Americans defend and the army comes in and saves em like stagecoach or birth of a nation

the army is rounding up the indian malcontents and contrary to the media today, NOT gassing nor vivisectimg them

johnny wants to pay to fix neds eyes but ned dont want em fixed as i guess hes transabeled and identified as handicapped and lives as himself instead of beign fixed of his disability

johny knocked out ben and is gonna leav with ned but johnny tries to focibly take him back and fights but ned se z he'd kill him and johnny sees his bro dont love him and wants him in h-ll

johnny sez he owns the horses and buys the coach to take it over like hes disney buying better companies to use or his black bidding and leaves a horse for river and ben

jhony i mean ned gets a gun from h00ker and later in town johnyn comes into toen and sez the indians got the guys in the canyon

he buys 2 tickents to sviet san fran b0ner and is gonna send ned w/o consent but ned pulls a gun, and is overpowered by his non disabled brother

johnny asks if ned would really kill him and he sez i dont know but johny sees how much ned prefers ben and offers him money to start over but ned dont want it

johnny offers ned a chance to be bens partner andgives him his coat and goes off

johnny goes to parker to buy the ranch  from himbut parkers not there and his goons dont wanna do it, so he offer to do it for all the money in the safe and caps a guy whostood up to him

then has the guys write up a bill of sale and frce them to buy it like ba rock husein making it the law that we gotta buy halth insurance even if we don't want it or pay a penalty we didn't consent to

or unions saying you gotta sign ur freedom to them and obey their orders or you can't work where toyu want

so ben comes over and so does johnny but the patker guys say they got 2 mins to get out and they are gonna get the johnny

h00ker and blind ned dont wanna go and neither does the bed i mean ben but johnny offers himself to the parkers who dont consent

johnny gives them a bill of sale and the money he coerced from the ranch saying "they drove us off so we got paybment" and is gonna go out and die like a tale of 2 cities

ned asks if lincon shook johnnys hand and he sez yes even thoguh lincon was kind of a tyrant

the ben opens the door and the johnny runs out in a blaze of glory and caps everyone dual wielding pistols and only takes 1 bullet

the parker coems out and gets him in the backbut the ben comes out and after some offscreen shots ben returns sayign parker wont bug em anymore(cuz hies in h-ll)

then as they get ready to go, the coach comes in withmaybe bens woman an ben goes after it

the end

that was quite good

nice twists and i kinda saw that johnny and parker would get it

he went out samurai style and not by seppuku, but Christain Samuri who fought to the end

good acting and writing and the music was nice

the filming was well dont i mean done and it went along at a good pace and didn't drag but had flow

good characters and each of them had flaws instead of beign an ubermench of virtuer who does no wrong

its a solid movie and was by united artists who do good things and is only 80ish mins

i liked it and had some good interest watching

For Fort Defiance 2 I want it to be about the kids of ben and ned getting along and falling in love, but theres an invasion from england who wants America back and they gotta sign up for the defence force and take on australia who is subserviant to england and battles them who ride kangaroos and  have dingoes surgically connected into them on the back as a way of fighting harder, and they use both guns and swrds like transformers and ride dune buggys that tyrn into power armor made by thomas edison. In the later chapters, they go to australia to take em out at the source and go to plant a nuke in the key pont in the continent that will sink it and fight the regess of australia who rusles under the queen and she is revealed to be part snake woman and its an epic battle, also its a 16 bit run and gun game on sega genesis, snes, tg16, gba and atari jaguar and you play s 1 or 2 players the bens son and the blind guys daughter and both are in 1980s WWF outfits and an big muscley warriors who crush the 4'9 australians under their power.