Heaven's Gate Review

 Note I spell like a suicide cult

Heaven's Gate

This is my review on Heaven's Gatefrom te istent fiture year of  18980(40 Years before robotech II The Ssintinels)

Its directed by Michael Cimino who did thunder and lightfoot and the deer hunter

It stars Kris Kristofferson from Big Top Pee-wee/Blade 1-3/The Land Before Time VI: The Secret of Saurus Rock/the 2001 Planet of the Apes/Dolphin Tale/the 1986 Stagecoach, Christopher Walken from The Deer Hunter/The Dead Zone/Batman Returns/Wayne's World 2/Pulp Fiction/Mouse Hunt/AntzSleepy Hollow/Joe Dirt/Saturday Night Live, John Hurt from A Man for All Seasons/Midnight Express/Watership Down/the 70s The Lord of the Rings/Alien 001/The Elephant Man/History of the World, Part I/The Plague Dogs/Nineteen Eighty-Four/Spaceballs/Frankenstein Unbound/94s Thumbelina/Rob Roy/Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone/H=llboy/V for Vendetta/Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull/Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 1/Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 2/Immortals/the 2014 Hercules/the 1999–2000 Watership Down/Masters of Science Fiction, Sam Waterston from the 70s The Great Gatsby/On the Basis of S=x/Law & Order/Family Guy/The Matthew Shepard Story/Masters of Science Fiction, Openly French Brad Dourif from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest/childs play 001/Wise Blood/Dune/Mississippi Burning/Child's Play 2/Graveyard Shift/Child's Play 3/Body Parts/Alien Resurrection/Urban Legend/Bride of Chucky/The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers/The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King/rob zombie's Halloween and Halloween II/Ready Player On/Law & Order/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. Isabelle Huppert from Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. Joseph Cotten from  Citizen Kane/Duel in the Sun/The Third Man/Touch of Evil/From the Earth to the Moon/Hush...Hush, Sweet Charlotte/The Abominable Dr. Phibes/Soylent Green/The Rockford Files. Jeff Bridges from The Last Picture Show/Thunderbolt and Lightfoot/the 70s King Kong/Tron/The Last Unicorn/The Big Lebowski/K-PAX/The Door in the Floor. goffery lewis from Thunderbolt and Lightfoot/The Waltons/The Wind and the Lion/The Shadow Riders/Little House on the Prairie/Highway to Heaven/Night of the Comet/Double Impact/The Man Without a Face/Maverick/The Devil's Rejects, Paul Koslo really Manfred Koslowski from The Omega Man/Joe Kidd/Cleopatra Jones/\Rooster Cogburn/Kenny Rogers as The Gambler: The Adventure Continues/The Rockford Files/Highway to Heaven, Richard Masur from the 80s The Thing/Encino Man/The Man Without a Face/Multiplicity/The Waltons/the show M*A*S*H/The Good Wife/the 2020s Chris Noth  The Equalizer and Terry O'Quinn from The West Wing/Law & Order: Criminal Intent/Masters of Science Fiction. also small parts of the sometimes cool sometimes gay Mickey Rourke from Man on Fire/Sin City/The Expendables/Immortals, meat fearing, yoga slave global warming lie follower Willem Dafoe from The Hunger/The Last Temptation of Christ/Mississippi Burning/Cry-Baby/Clear and Present Danger/Spider-Man 1/Finding Nemo/Spider-Man 2/The Aviator/Spider-Man 3/John Wick

i never saw this but it f'd out so bad it damaged mgm and had several cuts with some several hours

after muic for a black screen for a few mins we get title and credits theneventually we get this parade or w/e of people playing Glory Glory Haleluja and the guys are in suits and top hats

this guy give a speech in a group of people nd i think itd a graduation and then there's a big dance and its the class of 70 and i think its 1970

after a lot of dancing and a brief fight they boys sing and main guy kris sees the south as being treated as unfair and goes to help em

after a good shot of the train though the area, we see Europeans working with animal guys and a guy blows out their dad to jack their animals

Christopher walken comes across a guy and i think hes the one who capped the guy and took his animals and sends him on

then this Africanized guy con fronts walken and walken beats him down and puts a gun in his nose an sends hm off

a swarm of European gaijin come i andthis fim is very widescreen and colore but with a bit of haze

walken reads of a reporter coming by and later kris comes by train and talks with a guy of a cming revolution and how theres too many gaijin in here and not enough food.

at a bar krs sees a guy beat u outsideand tells the guy to stop, when he stands up to kris, kris kicks the kandy fro his keester

later the Americans talk of the gaijin doing crime as i guess they were gypsys and only like 1 was aboe to be convicted, but the sam waterston decdes to take over, replace the sherrif, and waste the25 gaijin causing issues

john hurt thinks 125 ced is bad utis told theres too many people ad not enuff cattle and the governor and senate and prez agree

the people vote and agree abd hurt sees kris abut it and kris goes to the club wjo sez he was black balled from there and they can cap him for tresspassing, but  he sez unless they got a warrent for each name, stay off his area, then he beats on waterston

then theres a cockfight ad people bet on it  ad its bird kung fu but 1 gets f'd and they spit water in his face and blow air in its a55 to revive him. Super Cockfighter 64.

the cockfighter master talks with kris about the elites planning to wipe out 125 guiys and he sez thats like everyone there and kris will tell em tomorrow and lret em enoy tonight

later kris has breakfast with a blonde and likes it and she gets naked and goes to ed and he joins her for a sun up b0ning, bit he sez he has a surprise and shws her the horse in the barn and she brings it out, with both only wearing blankets

then we see em driving around in a horse drawn cart and all the europeany guys celebrate and a guy plays violin like sailor Neptune nd roller skates around a barn

everyone rollorscates and after the Europeans go kris and a chick dance as guys play music

later kris and chick are out side and she gets naked again cuz shes a eiropean and they talk of going to soviet Wyoming as war might break out

a guy goes around heinf guys to ice the alleged malcintents and the hitman wants to kn ow who's paying buit the guiy there sez "i'm payng"

later we see alken  in kris's room and kriss is out and walken looks at himself in the irror  and rides out with kris on a horse out cold

i think offscreen he beat him out like ith shin and raoh in hokuto no m=ken the 86 movie

sp walken brings kris home and cockfighter leader played by jeff bridges sez he's lucky to have a friend like him

cick is naked with walken in clothes and tells him hoe kris anted to go off with him and walken kisses her back or a55

laterkros talks with a guy on the road about how the county is gonna be invaded by mercenaries and road guy hates kris for being rich but lving poor and theres rumors of selling cows for lusty acts like b0ning 

kris comes in and beats on walke ho beats back and kris sez the elites have a death list and her names on it

wlken latr sez kris dont care for her and later pus up wall paperas she liked it

later kris tells the people theres a death list for125 of em and reads some.

later sam saterston come on a train smoking a faeg and in a soviet hat and some guys come by his stopped train with American and I think Polish and a Wyoming flag

they ride around in a sdusty smokey thing like birth of a nation  and ride off and later 1 guy is hunted down and shot by i think walken byt im not sure

laterin a bar some guys talk of how if if a wolf tries to bits you, you reach in and hold its ongue and demonstate on a human with a tongue out, but sez if he lets go the wolf kills you and you gotta hold on tol help comes

Why not grab its neck and tear out its wind pipe or strangle it?

so these guys in the h--ker place the chick is i  b0ne her w o c with out consent as she screams  like its india or Germany after all the gaijin came in or new York after all the gaijin swarmed in

kros comes in and shoots the guys up and walken comes in and kris sez these are the people he dworks with

so walken goes to the elites group and blows one in the head with 1 shot and sez they need a guareenteed warrent fir each man

waterston sezhis family connections and how hes the gov authority and the prez and walken is all f him too like that devolved Irishman and his  kind

watertron beats a guy for agreeing with walen and sz they hired him fr a reason

thats big gov, crushing anyone THEY don't like or do fear saying "its for your own good" see also china, ussr, Australia, new Zealand, England, France andthe queer countries

kris has a good moment with chick and shes from soviet French Canada and thats why shes a wh=re who b0nes a lot, so he leaves her and will probably find a real woman wjo dont spread confederate era aids.

later kris is drubk and the people wanna hae thoe on the list turned over to save the rest(until the gov comes after em too)

later the mercenaries like T R Edwards in Robotech attack thi cabin and shred it with gunfire and many in it bite it

walken survives and firesat these guys driving a flaming waon but the wagon slams and cooks the cabin

the chick got away but the all paper cooks and we see it as symbolism and he goes out and hets shredded by gunfire like violenve jacbut it takes a wile to bring him down

the people talk of what to do and i think they Poles and its like in en gland with the racist brown brits haying the Noble Blonde Poles there for being higher evolved

chick retrns to the area and reunites with krs and sez walken is in h e double Ireland and then the people have an uprising against the big gov that f'd at em like 1776 or the confederates

so theres a big battle and a lot of shooting and chick caps jon hurt i thonk

kris and chick go to walken and find him dead with a hote saying bye and later after the battle the poles regroup

the next day the poles made a wall of wood on wheels and afvances towrd the base of the enemy but the enemy uses genades 

1 guy gets his legs ran over by the cart and its like a soccer player snapping his shins but not graphic

don't wory, he gets his head blown open a bit later

later the Cavalry come in and arrest em for causing amost anarchy and if kris fights e he'd be shot for insurrection

wait its the mercenaries being arrested to save em and then its 1903 and kris shaves his beard and has a wife and wait he has a flashback to chick getting capped with the dude from the big Lebowski and he takes outsam waterston  and his droog

then hes on a boat and has a wife now and its a decade before THEY did WW1

the end

that wasn't bad

its long but goes by at a good rate

good acting and action

and the style is pretty good

this made like 3 million outta 44 back andmade the owners of United Artusts sell it to MGM so its not independent like its founders wanted

Also the studios didn't trust new directors so they controlle budgets tighter

later on people liked it but the rough cut is like 5 hours as a 1st draft

the director took a lot of time to make and hard attention to detail and being a union thing, ate money

but i liked it

its got log sweeping scenes of people living life and having an 1800s time

it shows Americanism and feeling and is dark but meaningful

its well made and is the kind of movie you don't gotta be flly attented to

its life and has a good style but the real storybdidnt have dozens of Poles and walken and the hero/chic never met, plus some say she wasn't a h==ker and i think they both got ice before the battle

there were real fights and uprisings and theres accounts that the 1800s was not as primitive as THEY want us to think

its a good fiom and it was popular to hate on it for having problems making as the director as focused hard

Oh and I f'd up and the chick was said to ccept ca ttle as payment for her h===kers and the  rollerskating place was called heaven gate, not the suicide cult

At Yugioh Edward wanted a name for his Angel Deck and I suggested Heavens Gate. He liked it but when I told him its from a suicide cult he didn't wanna use it. Whats wrong? THEY ain't using it now!(Later I learned theres a few survivors whostill run te site)

For Heavens Game 2 I want it to be the 1900s and the son of one of the Poles goes on an dventure to find treasure from a secret war that was covered up in the 1800s  and anciebt tech buried underground. Also the gov sends guys after him and he uses holy armor to fight em and beat the leader who's in the south pole through the hollow earth tinnels. Also its an 8 bit game like Spell Caster for Master SDystem but on Mster System, Nes, Game Gear, Game Boy, TG16, Atari Lynx and 7800 where you play as the Pole and go on an American adventure.