The Hired Gun Review

 Note: I spell like i got a gun in my a55

The Hired Gun

This is my review on The Hired Gun from the dustant future year to The Itakian Stallion Caligula of 1957 (50 years before Transformers The ReBirth)

Its dird ted hy Ray Nazarro who did Cripple Creek

It stars Rory Calhoun who's always standing and walking, from River of No Return/Apache Territory/Young Fury/Black Spurs/Night of the Lepus/Gilligan's Island, Anne Francis from The Twilight Zone 60s ver/The Pirate/Bad Day at Black Rock/Blackboard Jungle/Forbidden Planet, Vince Edwards(the dafd of T R Edwards in Robotech) from nothing I saw, John Litel frim Jezebel/The Amazing Dr. Clitterhouse/Valley of the Giants/Santa Fe Trail//Key Largo/Outpost in Morocco/The Texas Rangers, Super American Chuck Connors from The Rifleman/Old Yeller/Soylent Green/Airplane II: The Sequel, Robert Burton from The Band Wagon/Seven Ways from Sundown/Birdman of Alcatraz/The Manchurian Candidate  60s ver, Guinn "Big Boy" Williams from the 20s Noah's Ark\da 30z A Star Is Born\Santa Fe Trail\The Alamo, and a few guys not on back dor, candy a55, beta male, aids bag, Sodombottom, necro pedo, frooty boory, banana crammer, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants, Wikipedia who thinks creationism is "pseudo science" but global warming is a "fact".

I never saw this but its giving on Gtrit and is only 64 mins but 1.5 hours with adds like Sailor Moon R The Movie on YTV in the 90s

after title and credits in widescreen and good b/w we hear a chick saying its a street in a town in Texas and teres a hanging of aan innocent woman, the narrator

I think Chuck Conners is the proest but in black and breaks her out by pulling gins on the guard and taking iim out i think beating but i wasn't looking

they rive out on a horse cart and laterthe dad of her husband she iced wants her put to sleep to avenge his son and hears she got out and sends horsemen but not like in X Men

chick and chuck  think gets off and 2 guys take the csrt, hide irt and get to horses as the several hunter horsemen come for em and findtracks to follow

the hunters come across the cart changers who say they aint seen anyone since oklahima 6 days ago and want work but are turn4ed down and tide off

a note saying the trial was wrong and flawed and new soviet Mexico on 't return her but dad wants her back to be executed and don't want to risk his remaining son so he wants to fire a gunslinger and deputize it so its not kidnapping sp ts like Dog And Beth

They go to see a guy I think Calhoun who gets a new gun from a Mexico who probably b0es a lot of fat butt women as mexicoes do and tell him to bring ack his daughter in law

gunman knows dad wants her executed like the evil Julius and Ethel Rosenberg who are in the bottom layer of Dante's Inferno as that's where traitors go, and gunman wants to do the job solo and not like in j=rkin off to anime girls being devolved into midgets or pigs or w/e DeviantArt does

then chick is ranching and riding a horse and roping  cattle and sez she likes it and dont need help

a swarm of horsemen come up wait its chick and her dudes and they meet gunman wjo wants a job branding steers and not queers and they suspect hes a Texas but he claims hes a Mbtana

chick i mean chuck i think suspects him and sez work starts ar 5 30 am and they need him 2 weeks 4 round up as yoo bloo ma cover! get yo a55 2 mars, and they get on to doing cattle cr-p

gunman calls Macready like in the thing halps chick andtalks with her of his nomad lifestyle and shes creeped out by him and how he's supposed to be working elsewhere but he sez hes on his way now

chuck i think asks what hes upto and he sez getting non worn out gloves and is told to stay off the range or w/e

later its probably night as they tinted the b/w darked a bit and have crickets  and chuck compliments chick over being a good woman doing woman things on the farm

she kinda friendzones him saying shes not into him like with serena and eiya in ailor moon saior stars ep 200 ad how people think she iced cliff and its as bad as if she did it

the ranch headmaster needs guys to get strays and for chick to relax and be friendlier with the peope and gt out more

chuck leaves and i the shadow is gunman and he lights a faeg and smokes up andhe was in the shadows the whole time like a ninja

then its day and chuck i think goes back as his horse leg f'd ut and gunman pulls a rock out of the horses shoe

chuck goes out and finds chick and hangs with her as he wants her and she seesm to berejecting him since they got bac as she dont need him now

hunman comes by and figsts fights the chuck then brings chick back but sez hes taking her back to the Texas and pulls her horse wth her on it along then whips at her horse to keep it going

they stop and he sez dad gave him 5000$ to bring her in and she offwers her uncles money and more than he got to take her bac but he dont

after going across the wasteland like dbz or hokuot no ken for a while she falls off and sez they need rest and they stop for the knight

he gives her hard tack and meanwhile, elsewhere, other guys are coming for her

he sez if he didn't take her back another rould but she sez new Mexico dont think shes guoty but he sez Texas does

later she trys to escape but is caught and they go back on the journey to the west and after getting to Texas in the daylight he places her under arrsst officially and if her friend try to stop him he'd waste em like the Kennedy's on the women johnny the boy b0ned

they stop b a water hole in the wastelands a55 and he treis to help her but she gets b--chy at him for taking her back and he sez hes not deciding her guilt as its not his place

later they talk about his work and how he caps people when not ounty hunting and meanhilw the chuck and friends wander the wasteland like iraelites after being freed from pharaoh

the gunman puts out the fire and goes on but later the chuck and friends come by a half put out fire and gunman gets em at hunpoint andsez he's deputized to cap anyone who takes her back

1 guy tries to cap him but gets capped andtells the 2 sruvivors to go back where they came from and  take him with you, as they carry th body off

the gunman and chick head on and master force and brain set and a swarm of Indians come for em

he talsk to em and they go onpast em as he sez dont' loom back, theythe Indians attack and he fighys em and chick drives her horse around like a motocycle and helps hold em off but 1 got away

he treats a bandage on his arm and se she couldn't leave him to be iced andknows he won't believe her about saying shes innocent

he sez his name is McCord but asks if she didn't ice her husband, who did? and she sez its kel but not Keenan and kel and was her butt buddy's half brother and did it for inheritance and framed her.

she sez when they went to a place she was gonna leave hm but he figgered it out and slapped her when drunk and when she ran, kel caught him and capped him in a fight and kel and another guy ran off so she was found over the body with a gun

now kel gets the ranch with his obstacles removed and a guy named Kirby like the c=ck sucker from Nintendo alibied kel and gunman nows him as a butt ipe who'd sell his mom for a horses a55

gunman brings back blonde and gets paid but wants to turn over the chick to the dad and not from kel whos paying him

he brings her to the sherrif and has hi lock her up over knight  but kel in a White Hat don't trst him and follows

at night the gunman comes to bring his prisoner as he changed his mind about going in the AM lie Rhesus II in Catain Simian and the Space Monkies

he sez he's taking her to aids bag Mexico to talk to Kirby and the gun Mexico hides her at his sisters house who probably got b0ned a lot

they talk abot the Kirby who's pinball land is cr-p and you need a code to beet abd gunman goes to him in this ricky i mean rocky alien wasteland like star trek

he confronts Kirby about lying and Kirby backs up kels story but attacks the unman and they fight whch leads to Kirby getting his kandy a55 kicked

gunman drags him out and puts red strips of rawhide onhim and wakes him up with a water ucket to da face and sez when it shrinks in the sun he'd talk

kel talks with a guy about gunman andgoes after him to soviet mexco  and uses a kid tofnd  wherechick is, then takes her after unching out gun Mexico who tried to stop her

at kirbys the raw hde is tightening and he sez they'd ice him if he tells but agrees to talk to live longer and they go to the village and findkel took chick so they go after em

they tell a judge and he gives a writ of habias corpus which the tyrant lincon stopped as hes the enemy of America and she gets a new trial

at dads place she sez kel killed kliff and not cliffjumper from Transformers but dad seems to listen while kel tries to say "she did it"

gundam returns and ke faces him and they draw and fire butdad comes out and kel turns to him b realizes hes dead and keels over

gengum shows thw writ and tells dad thar kel killed kliff and coerced Kirby to lie

hegets chick and they ride off into the wasteland like Hokuto No Ken 2 but with Lynn going with Bart and on her own Motorcycle and the Motorcycls are alive and deigned by brony's

The end

Thats pretty good

nice storey, good flow and no drag, it went by at a good speed, and wasn't boring

its got good twists and feels and the characters have good development

nice writing and good use of action but not being a million miles an hour but using it at the right time to enhance the film

I liked it and its one of those classic westerns of romance and action

Chuck Connors was good and Calhoun did well as did the chick

For The Hired Gun 2 and not The Naked Gun, even though it could be connected like hundreds of years apart like Clash of the Titans, Wrath of the Titans, and Remember the Titans, I want them to be married and their son is soing to the boer war to help fight the brits in Africa or w/e, and the dad is training him in gun skills. Most of the fim is hem doing gun fighting training and later a Texas ykai attacks and he has to fight it, one of those weird a5 Texas cryptids thats real but THEY don't want US to know of. Also its a 32 bt Light Gun game on Sega Saturn, PS1 and Panasonic 3DO where you do trck shooting and hit targets and the final boss is some yokai thing or w/e. I don't know, I never went to Texas, but have friens in it who are cool and oftwn like fat women.