Under Suspicion Review

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Under Suspicion

thos is my review on Under Suspicion from the distant fuutre year to stalin of 1991(20 years before robtoect eaosn n d  transfotmers the headmasters)

oit direcyedby openly brittich Simon Moore who did nothing ore saam saw

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after creits and title we see liam going in a place and there ablonde thee and they take a shower togtehwer and a guy in a trenchcoat and hat comes in

\liam is b0ning the blonde and the guy is nearing the shower and the fiend of liam tris to aleart him as the retutning guy gets a rifle and fires through the door and liam and blone book it through the woods nuaked and i hope laim is uncircimsised

liams homei is caught on a fence a d retutning guy is gonna cap him but homie gets away and when a cop comes by he turns and capsp hm on instinct

2 years later its Christmas and this takes place in soviet England in the 50s when divorce laws were toughter and men bore ffalse witness on their wifes with a photograph and private dick to fake them cheeting

liam gets home and finds this guy he's with's place was broke into and the guy is a lawyer and  but nothing was stolen by it

this guy wants to get liam to help him have liam's woman to help him fake chetin g or w/e and later lawyer is with blonde and in a restaurant and hotel and a cop hassles liam over if he's doing illegal divorce work

laim comes in to the hortel and sez he forgot his key and opens the door to see the blonde and lawyer in bed and takes a photo and sez "u 2 shood be ashamed of urself" and later is with flm in his plac with his wife the blonde and she finds he has a gun from the Italian stallion benito Mussolini and he pulls the trigger at her as he thnks its not loaded like alic baldwin claimed

later hes driving an a guy wants the car as liam won it in a poker game as irosh gamble and steal and do evil

he does the photograph jump thing but in the room is the blonde iced and the room f'd and after settling things like a coffin thats cheap as he dont got much money, he's looked into and finds the guy who hired him said he used a fake name and was a millinonare and he goes over it with the cops as they interrogate him on if he had a han in it like henry the 8th or o j or prince Charles

he claims he didn't have a gun and sez whoever iced em too the guys thumb and i think he loses his car or somethingand goes by the white cliffs of dover tothis mansipn and this hermaphrodite loking alleged woman takes this flowers thing for a lady he brought

he gets a card that sez this guys wife got it too and meets a chick to talk about who iced these people but she don't care and when a detective comes by liam wants to leave out the back

liam asks anboyt her man who had oxygen but wasn't sick and his psintings were gone and the detective brings liam out

liam thinks the chick wjo he was talking to and smoked a faeg gov uh 4 too eh wot iced him as he eas into a younger woman like Leonardo de caprop or peter Trudeau

liam interviews a guy who worked with i think the iced guy and laterthe liam of neesom sneaks back to the house from at the start but is beat out on the head with a rolling pin

he wakes up in a stocaid and with a ball gag in his mouth and a big black guy saying "yo butt iz mone home boy!"

jk its the gf of the guy who was iced with the wife andshe has the paintings and sez she blows a whistle 2 cops come

she throws a painting in a fire and sez if he takes it out she can keep it and after waiting opr a while he gets it and he sez she proved he cares more for money than her but he sez she has more money

her paintings were signed by the artist but only ones with the artists thumbprint are official and they talk of how her butt buddy sed he'd ice himself if she left and lian sez if he did, what he do with da gun

cops have a photo of liasm with a hun andi missed sme alking with my homie in NJ about dbz andwhen i looked we see lian sucin a faeg as hes a bit in da 50s and gf of the iced illoianre offers him money to find the one who iced their butt buddys

a cop checks things anf asks a guy why it toom hm 2 hours to get home and leaves and later the wife who i pnly now notice is afrcanized, might be the lighting, sez her husband changed after a trip or something and lied about being done ceeting

liam thinks wife is innocent and the gf is the killer aand the killer ook the thumb to fake paintings being real

gf talks with the neeson of if peple contro,l themselves or life their lovers or w/e but they notice sometyinbg and go inside with her saying she feels safe with him and tries dseducing him even though he wants to go

he's in bed b0ning her and she turns into a spider yokai and ger a55 is a toothed mouth and bites off his b0ner

jk thats wicked city and he hears a sound and uses a wine bottle as a club but finds her wit a candle light dinner

so then they are b0ning and he asks why she stayed with him and she sez her advantures and people she met like Picasso and after shes in h-ll she'd exist ingalleries and how they wanna do anyting forwhat they need

later he is in the room the bodies were in with a cop and go over things and find the killer know 1 of em as they didn't move from bed and thre killer went out the window and went on the roof to go inthe kitchen, but wheres the gun

they notice a chimney and check the fire place thats never off like owswits-z had to be to cook that many millions in 4 years and find neesons gun

later lism picks a lock as hes an irish and smokes and gets in a place and finds wife and gf at a will reading where gf gets all the paintings and she saw t was changed the say he as iced

the lion goes to talk with her and they make out and b0ne as i guess its body language and after she sleeps he takes her key and looks in the art wroom but she finds him and wigs out pver not trusting her but he comforts her

so this guy i think the cop follows a guy and finds him in bed with a man and they get arrested for butt stuff, instead of modernday England where disagreeing with butt stuffers is a criminal offence

in i think her place wait it the place from the start with the lain am gf goin over things and how he dont feel inoocent and wants to go back to amercia and his fun i think dont work well since it wa run over and the guy who did something got hanged last year as they used to know what to do to crooks

she leaves and a guy come sby i dont know and beats on liam and  man who go b0ned by a man is grilled by a cop over the will but cop gets a call and leaves to go to liam all beat up

its new years 1960 and 12 years til devilman and mazinger z and the booty boy blows his head off as he didn't wnna go to jail and gte bummed more even though he likes being butt hammered, and left a note saying liam iced em both

liam is on trial andthey discuss hiswork of ruining marriage and using his woman to b0ne men and its revealed he left the forced after being made to so he'd not be charged lie with judge dredd with max von syndow regigning to save dredd

its revaled his woman was in the actors union and could have an insurance of 1000 pounds (or spurm) and he didn't know and he sez his place was broke into and only 1 witness knows bitb cant say as he cares more of his privacy than a mans life

those evil English, we should have sided with zee kaizer

so he's coerced to testify and sez howthere was signs of a break in and cop who beat on liam sez he thins liam did it

gf sez she saw someone climb in the window of the hotel in the kitchen andwhen he lit his faeg to smoke gives all these details of how he lit it of how its how liam does that to smoke too

cop looks into the gf and finds she bouht a 1 way ticket to America and the trial points out that liams a liar and liam sez to believe him and its stooped to ice 2 people fvor 1000 pouns of humn waste better known as the irish

afer sitting on the toilet in his cell the court finds him guilty and he wigs out

they hang him and his neck snaps and his body spazzes out and the neck gives out and head flls off and he splatts on the ground spazzing out

jk really the liam is bummed tht he is getting whats coming to his kind as its not the 1st time england sent an an irish man home to h e double France

the gf skipped ton and this is in color and widescreen and has that 90s style to it like the start of the 90s

cop breaks into gfs place an d looks through her cr-p and eventually finds the artists thumb in a jar and calls but the lines are busty and he drives fast to get there and he's racing to save the guy from being iced like in The Birth Of A Nation but busts his car into another one but hoofs it

he gets there as they drop im and grabs him wich is somehow able to keep him from falling and is like power rangers or something

not sure thats possible so get the mythbusters on it

later liam is in his cell andlater is free and is gonna book it but owes munny to people and cop sez sorry for not believeing him and gives him money for a suit and shave

the laim meets the gf in the jail yard as she's being lesbiansed and she thinks he was paid by the woman and he planted evidence and framed her but he sez she really iced em and she sez she misses him and he's going to America and she asks if he did it all crazed

she gets in slose and and bites his neck and tears it out as he dies

jk really he whispers something to her and we dont hear and later the liam is on a boaat withthe wife and sez they can sell painting swhen the price goes up and she sez how he planted evience on her and  he implies he loved hr but has a smoke with his wired lighter ritual described by the gf

the end

that was well done

kinda hard to follow with all these devolved looking brits looking the same

its well filmed and theres a fw love scenes like The Room but the music is good and its well acted

good twists and it keeps shifting who did what to keep you guessing

the Irishman is the bad guy? sounds right

some people didn't like it  and i undrrstand bt its a decent film

For Under Suspicion 2 I want a relative to gather evidence against the liam and wife and gathers info actoss England and America and Mexico. but he's a ninja and goes around cutting through the wifes goons and their steampunk ww2 power armor and huge death machines and gets to a temple in soviet Mexico where they used the items in the husbands collection to summon a daenon god. Also its an 8 bit platformer with anme cut scenes like Ninja Gaiden on Nes, Gam Boy Mster System, Game Gear, TG16, Atari 7800 and lynx where you pla as him and fight big 8 bit bosses.