I'm Not There Review

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I'm Not There

This is my review on I'm Not There From the dstant yture year toNosh of 2007(the year of Transformers Season 4 and I think Sin And Pnishment on N64)

Its directed by sodomus Todd Haynes Who did nothing I saw as I don't do gay xxx.

It stars openly brittish Christian Bale from the 94 Little Women/Pocahontas/Reign of Fire/Equilibrium/The Machinist/Batman Begins/The Dark Knigh/Terminator Salvation/The Dark Knight Rises/Exodus: Gods and Kings, eco commie Cate Blanchett from The Talented Mr. Ripley/The Gift/The Shipping News/The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring/The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers/The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King/\The Aviator/Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull/The Curious Case of Benjamin Button/the 2010 Robin Hood(IIIIIIIII deClare YUUUUUUUUUUUu an OUTTTTTTTTLAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW)/The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey/The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug/The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies/Song To Song, Marcus Carl Franklin from Law & Order/Blue Bloods, Maruta fighter Richard Gere from An Officer and a Gentleman/First Knight/The Mothman Prophecies/The Simpsons, openly dead Heath Ledger from 10 Things I Hate About You/The Patriot/A Knight's Tale/the worst version of The Four Feathers/Brokeback Mountain/The Brothers Grimm/The Dark Knigh/The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus(More like, the sodomarium of dr d==k a55es!), dingo spdomingo Ben Whishaw from the 2010 The Tempest/Paddington, Charlotte Gainsbourg from Independence Day: Resurgence,the evolutionarily challengd David Cross from The Cable Gu/Small Soldiers/Scary Movie 2/Men ln BIack 1 an 2/She's the Man/Futurama: The Beast with a Billion Backs//King of the Hill/Crank Yankers/The Colbert Report/Wonder Showzen/Family Guy/Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!/Law & Order: Criminal Intent/Drunk History, Bruce Greenwood from First Blood 1/The Sweet Hereafter/The Core/I, Robot/Racing Stripes/2009 Star Trek/Batman: Under the Red Hood/Star Trek Into Darkness/The People v. O. J. Simpson: American Crime Story, evil loving good hating Julianne Moore from Benny & Joon/The Fugitive/The Lost World: Jurassic Park/Boogie Nights/The Big Lebowski//1998 Psycho/Hannibal/The Shipping News/Children of Men/Being Flynn(suck o my c=ck o!!), the Courtney love to hearh ledgers kurt Cobain Michelle Williams from Species/Halloween H20: 20 Years Later/But I'm a Cheerleader/Brokeback Mountain/Oz the Great and Powerful/Venom, Mark Camacho from Hollow Point/The Whole Nine Yards/The Adventures of Pluto Nash/Mambo Italiano/X-Men: Days of Future Past/Are You Afraid of the Dark?/the 90s Lassie/One Dead Indian/Samurai Pizza Cats/Sharky and George/Night Hood/Arthur/Caillou/The Country Mouse and the City Mouse Adventures/Animal Crackers/3 Friends and Jerry/Ripley's Believe It or Not!/Mona the Vampire/Tripping the Rift/Huntik: Secrets & Seekers/Mega Babies. Benz Antoine from Romeo Must Die/Get Rich or Die Tryin'/The Outer Limits/The New Addams Family/The Crow: Stairway to Heaven/butt f==king Diggstown, Kris Kristofferson from Big Top Pee-wee/Blade 1-3/The Land Before Time VI: The Secret of Saurus Rock/the 2001 Planet of the Apes/Dolphin Tale/the 1986 Stagecoach/Heavens Gate, Don Francks from Star Wars Holiday Special/Inspector Gadget/90s X-Men/Goosebumps/Donkey Kong Country/the 90s Silver Surfer/Sam & Max: Freelance Police,- Susan Glover from Are You Afraid of the Dark?/Heritage Minute/Radio Active(Adult education? Like, Adult Movies??)Animal Crackers/Arthur/The Busy World of Richard Scarry/The Country Mouse and the City Mouse Adventures/Jungle Book Shōnen Mowgli/The Legend of White Fang/The Little Lulu Show/Martin Mystery/Mega Babies/Mona the Vampire/Night Hood/Ripley's Believe It or Not!/Samurai Pizza Cats/Sharky and George/Tripping the Rift/Evolution Worlds, and a few guys i never saw in anything or aint on back door, ags bag, frooty boory, banana crammer, sodom bottom, gender offende, soy boy, beta malr, soviet wikipeda who thinks oj is not a killer but Oswald is despite neither being found guilty.

i never saw this and know nothing of bob dylon but hear its BOUT him

after a lot of credits and tiles we get a body with bad hait in a coffin and it says he's more than 1 person and we see 6 people lke b/w and widescreen

then credits to a song and it turns to color and this balck kid jumps on a moving train and meets some hobos and sez hes 7 and named morty gunthrun

then we see a gay brit looking like the dr who froot ancswering questions nd then back to the black taling to the hobos and how he wrote illbilly songs and got into drinking and gambling and a maruta liked his sound sna dgot him to his bosses thing

at a carnival he meets a guy dressed like a super hero or p0rn0 actor and is given a ticket to orgeous geoorge ad he tells the hobos he was unionized aka sodomized

brit mo sucks a faeg as in smoing and talks of farmers and after playng a song lives wit an africanied family and its 1959 and he sings of things 20 years prior and is told to sing of his own time

then a news story of folk music and it has Christian bale aka batman as jack rollins being a singer who had it all and threw it away and was in a movie that started a guys career but comes back after 20 years

we get interviews with a chick who likes him and hsi songs and how he gave voice to ideas she wanted to say and he queered out after 63 as it got too commercial and he wanted to make change(what kind of change? probably evil) also, i the corporations are supporting your message, you are NOT the resistance, like the banana crammers and gender offenders getting hired by beer companies. and soviet Disney.

in a flashback he gets some devolved guys after him and they wanna steal his insttument and i mean hsi guitar not his foot long, andhe falls in the river off a train off a brdge

after some trippy cr-p he see a big whale coming after him and wims despite being black and the alarm wakes up thus chick in bed and she gets up to make breakfast for her c=ck suckin kids.

she hears on the tv that Nixon ender nam but should have nuked those c=ck suckers back to h e double 731 and we later hear of the actor from the movie who madd it doign well and filming something and maybe having a relationship with someone which i think means b0ning

We see heath ledger wh was the joker as both played Dylan like in the Korean gundam knock off with Char being Amuro Ray under his mask.

hearth smokes a faeg and whnes about how the meaning of hsi work was gone but its only filming a movie and they cut and then we seeehim talking with  this chick about her being a French and not looking it and they get along as both smoke.

its 1964 and shes a painter and j b j who i once called l b gay and my left wing friend say u b gay, has total power and not the agic stick like big green goku.

afte driving around or w/e the movie he did that trid to be meaningful like banana crammers james dean and marlon brando, didt do it 4 her.

then we see black kid in the hospital aved by a White couple  then th kid pas music for her frends and wants to be a singer on tv and in hollywang like elvis but the fam gets a call saying theres a juvenile on the loose and wanted.

back in the scene with da 2 hoboz he gets off da train andtakes a bus  to a hospital and brings flowers for a he brew looking guy sleeping in a bed and plays gyitar for him

the chic wjo was his woman sez ho at a rights award he f'd it up and was drunk and how he thought u can' change things but she thought she could as he saw j fk got it for it

in the award he sez something about Oswald but THEY don't lie it and later he sez sorry even though oswalf wasn't on the Degrassi goll

later brit m is in a car wih a blood pressure thing on his ar andtyping a thing on a typewriter anftalks of how he nearly iced himself with pity and we see  caite blachnette as him  at a show and him and his crew pulling out mahine guns and opening fire, then they are playing struments and nt man parts

the crowd thinks he sold out and sh-ts on him but not literally but hould have and at a thing where they ask questions the reporters ask why hes bood and dont d protest songs anymore or if hes trying to push his ideas on them or if he;s given up on progressive cr-p.

e don't give a real aswer and jerks around it like Hanape Yamada j=rkin off in Hanappe Bazooka.

later hes in a room thinking how if the aerage gus with a job care of his cr-p and sees a chick in a magazine he used to date.

so he uses pills and smokes a lot and a brit come in and calls him a traitor/w=nker and pulls a knife and cuts a guy. He gets his head beat in by a blonde and i think hes dead but we can only hope.

later heath joker meets a hick i think the chck from hanniba and that kevin spcy movie with the little girl and hrn then we see cait hanging out with the back door beetles who got whats coming to em and these britz question her on her songs but she sez they want him to say what they want.

cait as a dude meets a blonde hick and clais to be straight with her and they wal through the wods like a forest of butt hair and wants to b0ne her butshe sez he's not really free

he sees alan Ginsburg the poet as driving by and n a scooter and says cait sold out to God and shes happy to have met him

cait talks with a guy of how her songs are used for recruiting n=gro street gangs and other volence abd cait dont care and then tjrows a spazz over it as "you ask these other artists these questions?" and when ased if she feels anything like love or regret sez no and walks around and we see a thing of cait in a cage abdpeple laughting to caroon sounds and cait has this hat guy in a cage, maybe the interviewer, then otherthings as this blues song plys and the guy watches

h8h, i boned up o bob debver r dylon or w/e and found he's hjwish but turned kinda Christian, good for him

so after a show and people throw bottles cait sez "this aint brittish music" and people hate him

then thy see richarde gere or gear and dressed like Indiana jones or in thee anus jones and the teple of spurm and living in the woods  or on a farm or w/e and his dog runs off cuz dugs are inferior things that have no place in our blue and pure world

being sub human as well, he goes afer it and wanders the woods but sees some viet nam cr-p in hs mind

then a 9 foot ssasquatch comes out anf grabs him by the neck, lift him up, and says "You're a butt virgin, aren't you?"

jk reallyhe spzzes out we see sme redneck kids and he goes by a guy and helps him put up a sign and asks if he saw the dog

the sign guy sez the gov approves a highway or we and the people got 1 month to get out and 1 guy tried  blowing his head off but lived and i tink a few hung themselves

hen we see heath joker talking wih guys outsie looking 90s place andhe is called a chauvinist fo thinking guys and dames are different and these whiny chicks get b--chy as the truth i offensive to liars

he asks her to play a game, winner gets to lve, jr its really they each write the nastiest thing they can and shegets triggered like a beta male and gos off

a guy taes photos and he tells him to beat it and he betas out saying pro feminist cr-p to win his woman back, but this guy with em sez he changed

gear comws in a western tiwn and tal to guys then we see brit mo saying soe rule like not trusting a cop in a raincoat (like dick tracey?) and in thewest town  a black kid coes in and ask him for help

in cait time she watches a talk shoe sayingsjes hated for using electric music (which by the 80s was loved) and sez caits eal name is aaron jacon edeltein(oy vey! acht tung! mein kam ph!)

cait typewriters a thing on a tarantuls as we see one alking around looking cool

then heath talks to his gf and her daughter wants to know what shes talking to.

then in the wild west town we see a giraffe and some kinda show of singers singing and people stading around.

in the cait land cait goes around a b/w 60s party andfinds she s a miluonatre and gets 83 shows but she cant do it and her manager and band guy or w/e meet

this blonde is there and is b--chy over her cat doing something wrong or going out andcait makes comments of it to her crotch and having teeth andblonde leaves

cait leave or w/e and i thin is on drugs from trippy background and talking devolved and sez shes the only one with any b=lls

 and tells her bandmate or manager that the blonde isn't into him

blonde calls cait a real c=ck sucker and cait barfs and is brought out by some gus through a crowd thats there now and  to a car and drives off as 1 alleged person lights its hair on fire

cat is in a field wth gnsburg an mocking The Savior on The Cross as THEY are aganst Hm and for evil

in some point i think batman looksat the sky and sees a trinity in the light through the clouds and has becmea bible believerand minister and sez how the devil is int musc (probably as THOSE who run the industry are working for him) and sigs a bible song

heath looks hrough photos and finds a letter rom his woman wjo i think isn't the hinnibal chick and i missed what it sed but heath is meetng her and they argue ove who gets the kids but she sez she wont take his kids

this is what happens when you breed with the French, might as well be an orangutan as neither have souls

frenxh gf hugs the heat and i dont mean mouths his b0ner and they make out then go to court and we see kid making kid art an gear sees a poster of a guy looking like a Wildman or something

the sasquatch dde is there looking at gear and gear is caughtby the townsfolk for some reasn and hes in jail

we see brit mo saying something aboutsome cr-p i don ge i dont know, i got a sun burn and myskin stings, and we see a body o the floor and think its one of te main guys who's had toomany psyche's or w/e.

heah i think is with the kids and a guy breaks gear outta al but gear gets on a train and his liberator dont

we see a motorcycle on the side of the road in plNTS and die caps lock you c=ck sucking moher mf--kimg p o sh-t i ho[e you gets reaped dead by a million apes!

cait talks to a guy in a car smoking again and sezmusic is more than something and people try to own it, i dont know, this is hard to follow

se sez shes a foulke singer and fter mug shots ofall 6 bob  denvers we see gear wake up on a tain with his guitar and talking of how people want freedom and he changes a lot over a day and is some other cr-p i missed

this movie is too long and the words dont stick to me

then we see 60s or w/e footage of bob playing harmonica

then credis with 1 guy in a ban called jim james like its power puff girls mitch mitchelson

we theeres frenh in this, find the cure!

dog was called Capone

the end

that wasn't bad, i never knew much about bod Dylan or bod denverr or den aka ned from zone of the enders the fist of mars but this seems kinda interestin

its a non linear metaphorical biopic with various symbolism and styles

its like 135 mins and I saw it on pluto tv with adds and it kinda dragged a bit but had interesting visuals and art

bob liked it but my rents didn't as they don't GET it.

its a bit like cloud atlas with a half dozen storis that are the same guy but this didn't get hate for having Whites play gaijin, while this had bob being africanized andplayed by a chick and played by gentiles

it didn't resonate with me and i hardltvknow any Dylan songs as imma 90s kid but this wasn't bad, but it didn't move me

its decent but kinda long and the dialogue isn't memorable or standing outand is a bit forgwttable

i dont hate it, its got creative ideas and is not awful

i'm glad i saw it

For I'm Not There 2 I want the 6 peope to be summoned to the universe nexus by the real dylon and they team up to fight a cosmic evil lke some kinda space yokai nd his chimpeople slave sodiers. Also its a 16 bit beat em up on Seg Genesis, Snes, TV16, Atari Jaguar and GBA whwre you ply 1 level wit each Dylan ranger asnd can have a 2nd player as another ranger and the last attle the originaldylan becomes a giant bio robot and fights the space yokai thing.