Judas And Jesus Review

 Note: I spell like weirdness but not as weird as the guy who suggested me thi

Judas And Jesus

This is my review on Judas And Jesus from the distant future year of 2009 (The year of Robotech)

Its a 15 min short film that this weird somewhat devolved guy suggested I review but often has demented ideas like mixing Violence Jack and steven universe or Urotsukidoji and hazbin hotel

i nevr saw it b4 andknow lttle of it as theres not much info of it online

i got a feeling of dread as I'm gonna do this, I hope this don't make The Creator mad

so its by this guy called David Harvey and after logoswe get a40s cartoon opening

thn a star falls to Eatyh and its AD 0000 whivch is WRONG as rere was no year 0 and it goes from 1 BC to 1 AD

also falling stara are a thing on fallen angel

o at this wood house these kingdonkeys go in a Nativity sceneand everyones a furry

they put of a pine tree andsanta suits and it snows and soldiers go by

then in this occult building with what looks like fertility idols and naked sheep chicks tis red devil imal is oaying guitar and a sheep gives brth to a black goat and feed it milk from t-ts

then in AD 0007 black goat sees the Holy Faily of White goats and sending their Savior Son White Blonde sheep to school with him and a pink sheep maria magdline

I like how they gave The Savior Blonde Hair ad Blue Eyes

he black goat is judas and gets the other sheep to hate the Blonde Sheep by throwing a paper at Him ad they oin i and sting Him up on a cross

Maria goes to help Him and bring Him down as judas is mad

then its AD 0016 and they're teens with jusad smoking and the Good One promoting Love and Peace

Maria tries a smoke but judas drop upskirt if animals wore clothes photos of her and she ditches him

se looks like babs bunny meets Minerva mink and goes with the Good One as do the other sheep

then its AD0030 and jusad is drinking and eating pizza and the Good One is having Thr Last Supper as Maria comes in and judas  too and both are at opposie ends of the long table

The Good One gets mad at Maria being nudeand throws the tablecloth to have her wear which makes her sad and judasgets a pizzaslice adthros it in the chalie which sprays red sause on Him

she taks off her robe and has feet in a barbie high heels poke

later Heputs on a crwn of thorns and whips Himself as do the other sheep adjudas sneaks out to see Maria put on leggings and paint her hors and goofs red hen go outto a sin club

it costs 30 moneys and judas is brokeand gets a wanted poster for The Good One and sells Him out to the soldier

judas gets paid and goes in and sees sheepin a coloseumwith mariaouncing on a sheep and he clma a pile of sheep to get to her and begins b0ning

The The Good One comes in andhas a halo a cross and incense and tells off maria but the guards come in and ask for Him and everyone points at Him

He tears His robe andputs on a thown crown and is taken away

then its day and He carrys a cross in a swarm of sheep and the roman dog peopleCrucify Him with nails in the palms, not wrists like in EReal life andHe's pu on a stage like a rock concert with Jesus Loves You as a banner

The Shee swarm out and string judas upin the moonlight and we see him being lynchedlike in soviet deadwood

then credits roll to rick musican he finally dies

maria hugs him an he crmbles to dust and she poos out a black snake thing in a burthing and becomes a 7 haced black dragon and she goes red and not like the commies in sovet California andinks to it like i Revalation

it burns the sheep away and flys off to the moon, which is associated with the devil in some fotme, and it goes looney toons saying tats all sheeps

the end

that was pretty f'd up

a lot of lust andfurrys andnudes and d0ngs andmilk and  butt

it did have some biblical things, but judas was The Saviors friend ad later betrayed Him

Its like making Them into Optimus and Megatron as eternal rivals

to be fair, its th bad guys doing the lust and b0ning and The Bible does have similar things in it

but this seems kinda unclean

its got decent animation and musc and has hardly any talk

kind of like a 40s crtoon meets p0rn0

its well made but is kinda unholy

i probably wont watch it again, but it does have refs like thw beast of revalation and the wh=re of Babylon andthe evil being slain but reviving

its a new take but like if looney toons were done by Go Nagai with bible refs and lust, but not in a good way like Go Nagai does, but more of an unpleasant wa, like lady gaga and her hermaphrodite p0r0

its just not a comfy thing to watch

and to the guy who wanted me to do this, edgar, i see why you wanna mix bible refs, anime and cr-ppy cal arts sows, cuz u watched too much of this cr-p!!

I kinda regret watching this

aw f--k, now i gotta write a seqiel to this

For Judas And Jesus II I want it to be a sci fi action thing of the Holy Warriors fighting at Armageddon with a grand colossal fight with angels and humans or furrys or w/e in mech armor like before noas flood after it was resdiscovered and unsealed and fighting organic daemon ships that look lie devolved plants and bugs.  Also its a 128 bit flight game like Robotech Battlecry on  Sega Dreamcast, GameCube, Ps2 and xbox where you play as a human you create a character of and do missions ro fight the enemies in oganic demonflesh ship and buildings.

The Green Berets Review

 Note: I spell bad but at least I'm not a commie

The Green Berets

This is my review on The Green Berets from the distant future year to Jefferson Davis of 1968(50 years before Robotech Rick Hunter)

Its directed by Ray Kellogg who did The Killer Shrews/The Giant Gila Monster  and also directed by John Wayne who did The Alamo

It stars Elite Alpha Male John Wayne from Bardelys the Magnificent\the 28 Noah's Ark\the 30s The Three Musketeers\Blue Steel\Stagecoach\Angel and the Badman\Red River\Fort Apache\The Quiet Man\\Hondo\The Searchers\The Alamo\The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance\How the West Was Won\McLintock!\The Greatest Story Ever Told\Chisum\Big Jake\Cahill U.S. Marshal\Star Wars the 77 one/The Lucky Texan/True Grit, David Janssen from Cult of the Cobra/Moon of the Wolf, Jim Hutton from the 60s The Twilight Zone/Major Dundee, Aldo Ray who was ruined by the fim actors guild and 5kanks, from The Secret of NIMH, race whiner Raymond St. Jacques from Black Like Me/Glory, bruce cabot from King Kong/da 30s The Last of the Mohicans/Angel and the Badman/The Quiet American/McLintock!/Law of the Lawless/Chisum/Big Jake, Jack Soo from M*A*S*H, back door George Takei from Rodan/Star Trek I-VI/Mulan/Mulan II/Futurama: Bender's Game/You Don't Mess with the Zohan/Free Birds/Kubo and the Two Strings/60s The Twilight Zone/Star Trek/Star Trek: The Animated Series/The Simpsons/90s Spider-Man/Hey Arnold!/Batman Beyond/Samurai Jack/Futurama/Jackie Chan Adventures/Malcolm in the Middle/Transformers: Animated/The Big Bang Theory/2010s Pound Puppies/Transformers: Prime/Ultimate Spider-Man/Robot Chicken/the 20s The Twilight Zone, Patrick Wayne from The Quiet Man/The Searchers/The Alamo/The Comancheros/McLintock!/Big Jake, Luke Askew from Cool Hand Luke/Easy Rider/Posse, Irene Tsu from My Favorite Martian/The Rockford Files/Cold Case/Law & Order: LA, Edward Faulkner from McLintock!/The Ballad of Josie/The Shakiest Gun in the West/Chisum/Gilligan's Island, Jason Evers from The Brain That Wouldn't Die/Escape from the Planet of the Apes/The Stuff/60s Star Trek/The Rockford Files/Charlie's Angels/Happy Days/The A-Team/Matlock, Mike Henry but not the family guy one, from More Dead Than Alive/Soylent Green/Smokey and the Bandit I-III/M*A*S*H  Chuck Roberson from Angel and the Badman/the 40 The Three Musketeers/Blackbeard the Pirate/Hondo/Calamity Jane/The Searchers/The Alamo/The Comancheros/The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance/How the West Was Won/Chisum/Big Jake/Cahill U.S. Marshal/Rooster Cogburn/Blue Thunder, Edward Donno from Chisum/The Blues Brothers 1/The Untouchables/Santa with Muscles/Sweet Home Alabama, and sme guys i never saw in anything r aint on back door, soy boy, aids bag, Sodom bottom, frooty booty, banana crammer, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants, gender offender, wikipdia, whichthinks ampuree fetish is weird but guys getting parts removed is good

cuz sulu was working on this, he skipped some star trek and they brught Chekov in

the critics hated it but the REAL people loved it, like Godzilla Movies, and made nearly 5x its budget

it based on a book by Robin Moore who knew commieswere bad

its 142 mins long and made to be pro American and to show people how we were fighting the commies in nam, which kinda proved America right with the oppression the commies did

according to aids bag wikipeia: John F. Schultz sed "At lunch, the producers were going to feed us peons hamburgers and hotdogs while the main characters ate steak. John Wayne said '...we all get steak or nobody does.' Personally I prefer burgers over steak, but I agree with his style as its more American.

after logo and titlre and credits to a manly song promoting the green berets and its quite patriotic and manly to images of solfiers in widescreen and stylishly colored

then these soldiers tell their jobs and what they do and their languages thena briefing on the situation on the commies in nam taking over

the officers leave and john waybe talks withhow he's gonna be at a desk job when he gets there and  wants to get a lay of the area

he goes tosee the new recruits who are training and then more guys telling their stats and languages to i think the press as wayne comes in

1 reporter asks why America is fighting in nam andis told  soldiers go where they are sent and when an openly female reporter asks if they have feelings but is told they do and have to defend the south nam from the north like the confererates from the union

then sez if this happened in America, all mayers, teachrrs and senators and fams would be tortured and iced, which sounds good to some with the mess they caue but others don't agree

1 female sez she never heard this in the paper and is told the papers leave a lot out and 1 sez this new gov wasn't elected adn has no constitution but is told same with America in 1776

1 reporter sez this is the nams issue and not ours and is shown commie soviet and maruta guns made for the nam baddz and how the commies are taking over

the reporters are sent off to spread their commie lies and 1 sez to wane we otta not be there and wayne sez this cadnya66 was never in south asia(the cesspoole)

a soldier volunteers to serve john wayne in nam to do his part and after he leaves an openly black solier brings in hus record and sez hes good

wayne wants a guy whos a bada55 in korea and wont give up and wayne and crew asks him what hes doing in their area and sez he might wnna join but he denies it but finds he was stealing things like a liolet seat and he volunteers to avoid issue

wayne sends him to return all he stole and he was caught 1/100 times

later its get up time andits 3 30 and they got 10 mins to pack as 1 guy is malcontent over it

they go to south nam and in a military base and wayne is relieving th past commander whos glad to be released

they are in fuller filed like fokker field in robotech and its named after a guy who died in honor

wayne meets an Asian and is filled in on details of a camp in viet ong area and how martin lutorn cong attacked

waybe suggests sending a force up and another one do something but i'm not following it well as its military talk im not used to

1 solder sez all the names and streets are named after dead war heroes and dont wanna be next as his name dont fit those places

wayne meets col morgan like kendrix morgan in power rangers andhas doubts they go up in a chopper with 1 soldier saying this will make lsfd feel like asprin, which both are bad if you look into it

wayne sez we got teams on the Cambodian and laos border and they go to a camp whee wayne sez t cut back th killing area 300 feet

they go to a place called dodge city and see unji sticks but not dipped in cr-p like the cong do but also have land mines which princess diana was against and the royals ended her for as England makes em

a captain was out with guys and was attacked and has wounded and they meet a reporter whos here to tell what he wants people to hear from the war

theres an Asian kid wo plays prankslike wire to trp guys and is a mascot or w/e who's fam got iced and his fam was missionaries who got iced

they go over th base stuff and its exits and if the cong take over theres a secret exit only 2 guys know of

later its rining hard and the kid plays in the rain with a tpy boat and wounded are come in with sulu as a freedom soldier

if only imperial Japan joined in the fight, they'd put the fear into em like maruta in ww2

sulu fought for 11 days and plays a nam hero despite being  nippojin and his home was in Hanoi but the cong took over and he wants to retutn one day

my grandpa had to flee Slovenia after the commies took over and didn't return til after the ussr fell, so i can relate

the stealing soldier got em cr-p and said the good fairy got it and ot sulu as h'es not a good guy in many ways

at the night the guys say it would be a good country f not the the war/monsoonsand the other guys play poker as they didn't invent yugioh yet

the openly black dr treats a war victim whos dying andthinks he lost hope but then the kong attack and not donkey kong and use mortors but sulu sez they attack every other night to throw em off and has eyes in the camp

1 guy got it and was gonna go home tomorrow like he had 2 days til retirement and daughters graduating from college

then its day and they send choppers out to draw cong gunfire to lure em out then oper fire on em amd blow em to h e double soviet california

if we sent ninja in they could go 731 on em

later 1 guy has 2 casesof burbon e traded a crossbow and ho chi min sandals he made and other things

the kid sleeps in the same bed as the brbon guy and just like Michael Jackson, nothing x rated happened as they aint queer or b0ning

then its day and a big a55 chopped like in Super C brings in a bulldozer to move back the jungle to increase the killing zone so the kong dont got kover

when readying things they otice an Asian is suspect and slug him out and see he pacing the distance and sule  grills him in kong talk, checks him and back hands him

theres a cigarette lighter on the guy and find its got a message from his wife on it

the reporter sez hes gonna out their alleged brutality and john wayne sez the lighter ower was a dr and was head removed and mutilated

whenthe reporter wants du process john wayne bada55ledly sez "out here due process is a bullet" and i thnk the sulu b0ned him dead

give him a full on Shiro Ishii!

so later the Americans are helping the nam kids and a gu brings in his rand daughterwo sepped on a punji stick and got infected but America aids her

wayne sez the guy must trust em with his grandkid but grandpa dont wannacome in the base as theres viet kong propaganda against America like how the media hates on America in the 1st world

openly black dr puts a bandaid on herleg andgrandpa hates the kong as they take people to fight for em s john wayne offers food protection and money but he know not what is money as hes in a commie land

john wayne goes wit grandpa t sunrise and cme acroff a trap hole with spikesand a spike wall trapby a trip wire but suspect grandpa is playing both teams and not like a queer

they go back and find a village of corpses with some burning areas and a body on a stick with a sign against the green betets

they hear the kong iced the chief and men who resisted wrn the long came to draft the men to fight for em, like indentured servitude and the little girl got b0ned dead by 5 viet kong solfiers

opebly black guy fins her and gives the guy who was nice to her the item he gave the girl

john wayne sez how its hard to deal with the war in person, and how the last village he went to, the kong gutted the chiefs daughters, b0ned his wife andbeat her dead with a steel rod

ad the media is like "but both sides did  bad" as they/them hate America and Freedom

reporter seems to have grown a soul from trauma and stays and at the camp they hear the kong are making ladders to get across the barb wire and coffins to inpire em to fight hard and theyn leave no survivors, not even kids

later at a club its fmed like a French film and this Asian singer whos fam got iced awful, probably by b0ning, is a double agent for em and sigs a song of gay a55 paree

so the kong are swarming and are nearing the basewith lights in the night looing like unknown lights in night vision but its a trck and the Americans boost the north wall

kid is put in the sand bag safe place and told to stay there but calls the soldier petr san like hes a Nipponjin and  the kong attack

the lt throws the reporter in the hole but gets blown apart andtheres nothing leftand a motar fight brwaks out with a Wilhelm scream and reportwr aids the military

the kong use ladders but get mowed down and john wayne in a chopper but the chopper got hit and goes down and the front blows so thry escape and 1 guy has a body burn

tthey are behind enemy lines likr that movie seriesbut the Americans save em

the kong break in and the people in the base flee and its like robotech how in the SDF 1 is a city andthe enemy attacks in it

the kids dog runs off and he dumba55edy goes after himnd finds it dead, but in nam they eat dog, i saw a vid on youtube of a nam guy maing dog bbq

the soldiers go out to fight the entering kong andthis guy sees the kid is gone and goes out to find his inbred a55

the Americans use a fire attack and burn the kong and solder finds the kid making a grave dor his pet as the kid had  only the dog and the soldier left

more kongs spll in wa a swam of ants to feed ona man and the Amercans pull bac but john wayne says they'll ve back b4 the sun comes up

Amercans ets come in ad are told where to attck and blow em out with an attack then the Americans run in with john wayne climbing a tower as the sun rises

some kong et in a machinegun nest and shred an American but sulu prepared for this and blows the nest

the town falls and sulu gets it and the American retreat and the kong take over and raise their flag but an Aerial attack from puff the magic tragon (the chopper) shreds the ong from above

jown wayne cuts dwn the kong flag andthey regroup but reporter wonders what to do so wayne says to go back to work and reporter thins if he says what really happened he'd get fired but wayne offer him a job

john wayne meets a wounded guy who didn't want go b4 the iced and waye gives him some liquor and its the guy wjo didn't wanna have his name on a thing

he whispers something to wae and bites it and gets his name put on the toilet rom

john waybe meets guys in a top secret meeting andhears theres a new leaderas general and is highly defended and the singer and her hand chosen team can get him and they want wayne

singer says how her dad wanted to stay neutral andwas exected by the kong and she says its the general they are going to get an this is a lot like Street Fighter with Chun Li and Bison

colonel Asian says her dad and generals dad grew up together and she's colonels brothers wife

like in Joex Noel with the guys saying "Your German is quite good." "Your wife isn't French."

The Green Betets come in on parachutes and the gy playing Kowalski is not really Polish, he's in Borsht Face!

they berry the parachutes and 1 guy f;d his ankle and they leave hima nd  guard back

1 guy fightd a buncha kong and picks 1 up and skerwes it on a tree but gets tabbed but fights off and ends the other kong including throwing a knife like castlevania

he calls in to waybe but bites it and the guys return and fidn the mess  and how he took all those kong with him like Hyo vs Kaiohs worces in Hokuto No Ken 2

they come across a bridge and plan to blow it and leave a guy there to do it as his dad got him a chemistry set as a kid and he got into blowing things

they come to a house and at night the Americans go in to get the general whos inside with singer

The Americans ice the konguards and sneak in like ninjqa and the workers are having a poker game

they get in generals room and see singer wearing only a planket and catch him then inject him with liquid autism or sleep drugs and wayne comes down a rope with chick singer on his bac and gets out

the Americans leave and somone shoots someone and the poker guys run out but hit a wire and blow

they get general in a car andgo off andthe Americans stand by s chemistry guy rigs the bridge

they its daylight andjohn wayne calls on his car phone and tells the guys at the bridge who later take out te guards 

at the checkpoint waye slugs out a guard an the Americans jack moorcycles and blow the checkpoint

openly black guy got it in the back bt is alive for now and aye and the boys dump the car in the water

in a clearing they get ready to get the f out andinflate anthing and it gets this catch thing to pull the general out and into the plane going by

1 soldier i think boys kid frien chooses to take the lead and john wane talks with colnel Asian about snger having b0ned the general and how her future in up to him

colonel taks with singer and she hopes her fam forgives her but col as thers nohing to frgive

and in Judith Of Bethulia she seduced the enemy leader and iced him like a Ninja

as they walk on 1 guy is caught in a trap and stuc on a spike wall and thats the end of him

at this base with planes and choppers going reporter tells kid the peter is coming andi think he enlisted to serve his country instead of lie about it

john wayne comes back andsays the mission was a success but cost a ot and kid looks for his peter but he's already dead and kid gets bummed and not like Hollywood guys do

john wayne comforts him as Japanese music plays and wait, his name is Peterson and the kid is called Hamchuck like HamEgg in Astro Boy

john waye sas he'd look after him andcalls him a green betet and walks off with hi as the sun goes and credits toThe Green Betets Song

The End

that was pretty good

\holds attention and oesn't drag or fee long like titanic

nce action and the acting and music are good

apparently sulu was against nam byt wane told him "so's half the cast but ur hired for acting not politics"

I hear waynes character is based on  Lauri Törn who was finnsh and fought for the axis nut came to Ametica and fought for e, but vanished in nam but his pieces were found in 99, which makes sense as he fought commies both times.

openly lying Wikipedia clams this is n "anti communist propaganda" film like how THEY call Unplanned "propaganda" but does not do so for Super Size Me, michael moore cr-p, or similar fioms that have a slant like 12 years a slave or shindlers list

this was a cool and well made fil and it does a good jo telling the story and showing America as good

many later films tried to be the anti This like platoon but this was an anti to the malcontents hating on America during nanm

so a reverse of reverse like Yugioh the 00s movie

I liked this and it was a good watch, even if you disagree ith the message, the movie is well made and has Heart earth Dragon In Attack Mode

For The Green Berets 2 I want it to be later in nam and the commies are gaining, but the kid has been training wth Ninja in Japan and Americans under John Wayne and known Ninja Magic and skills. He gets info while vivisecting a viet cong on the location of ho chi min and he and John Wayne go in with the latest tech and gadgets to take him out and end the war. Also its a 2 player Beat Em Up on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA with 1 player as Ninja Kid and another as John Wayne and they fight in various viet nam places like jungles, caves burned villages, cities, ancient ruins andho chi mins palace withhm as the finsl boss and devolves into a rat daemon who came to this realm to ruin the world after being summoned by the maruta after ww2.

The Fall Guy Review

 note; i spell like i fell off the cliff

the fall guy

This Is My Review On The Fall Guy from the distant future year of 2024 (the time of Robotech II The Sentinels)

Its directed by David Leitch who did nothing i saw

it stars partly good Ryan Gosling who sipports peta and is openly feminist despite allegedly being a man, from Remember the Titans/The Notebook/The Ides of March/La La Land/Blade Runner 2049/First Man/Are You Afraid of the Dark?/Goosebumps/The Adventures of Shirley Holmes/Breaker High/Young Hercules/Hercules: The Legendary Journeys/candy a55 Saturday Night Live/Barbie, openly brittish Emily Blunt from the 2010s The Wolfman/the jck black Gulliver's Travels/Looper/open heimer, openly beta Aaron Taylor-Johnson from 2014 Godzilla/oh f==k hes in Kraven the Hunter/I Shouldn't Be Alive, Hannah Waddingham from Krypton, Teresa Palmer from The Grudge 2/I Am Number Four, opely sodomus Stephanie Hsu from Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings, Winston Duke not David from law and order svu, Ben Knight from nothing i saw, openly cool Lee Majors from Strait-Jacket/Scrooged/Ben 10: Race Against Time/Promised Land/Family Guy/V.I.P./Cold Case/Robot Chicken/$h*! My Dad Says, and Heather Thomas who was also in the tv show the fall guy, Jason Momoa from Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice/Justice League/The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part/aids bag Saturday Night Live, anmd some guys i never saw or aint in back door, candy a55, aids bag, sodom bottom, frooty booty, necro pe ado, stoner b0ner, gender offender, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants wikipedia which is often wrong.

it made 60 million less than it cost but made nearly 200 million and is based on a tv show from the 70s or w/re

after logos we get ryan taling of how stunt men do a lot in moives andhes 1 and is ga for the chick working on this film hes stuntmanning for the biggest action guynamed tom like the cult member

tom is b--chy and wants things his way and ryan takes it as he gets to work with his dream girl and flirts with her on a walkie talkie

ryan does a stunt of falling wearing cables and it cuts to him in a hospital cart an d 18 months late his back is f'd and he's got cyber devises equipped on it

now he works at a restaurant and some people recognize him and things went f'd but the agent calls him and sez tom needs him in soviet Australia and he dont wanna go until h finds the director is his gf

then credits to his driving a guy who thinks he s-cked s car dangerously and goig to asutalia then title

he gets his face filmed to edit the stars face on him and he wants to be tom cruise despite the aemonic activity

tom i mean ryan has to do a deadly stunt and hes wary of it and chick readys a scene but ryan sez the sand is bad and they otta film it later and fake sunset for sunrise after the tide

ryan dont know i mean chick dont know its ryan and ryan does it for her and the sand f'd him so he nails the camera on the car in front of him and he rolls  and f'd out bt is ok

chick sees its ryan and is b--cy as she didn't approve him and finds they got no one else

after san epic sci fi scene with ryan burning she sez how this human/alien couple had a fling and the human got f'd and vanished and  its clearly their romance

after another take she sez chic wondered if it was her fault and moved on and b0ned a bunch of guys and makes him do it to f with him as shes a female in power and likes ppressing men and tries to get ryan to admit his issue to shame him

if this was a guy doing it to a chick he' be seen as bad, but here its played for comedy

ryan has a heartlfelt speech about how he fwlt like he waited too long and don't wanna f it up and does the scene again

after filminghe sees producer and is amazed at his 8.5 rolls in the car and ryan sez she ied but she sezthe messaeof her movieis get up after falling and the hihilism is to lure people in

she sez the main actor is captured by crooks and people won't know hes gone as hes a stunt man and if they call the cops the studio will know and cut the overbudget an end chicks studio

so the ryan has to go undercover andget bak the tim i mean tom not tommy wiseau and sits in the car thinking of his time with her to 00s music until chick coes by and they reconsile

he goes off to the hotel the tom is and plays how he thinks tom will trat hmandknows the code and turn on the lights and muwsic plays

a chick attacks with a sword and he evades like a ninja and its his gf/actess and he counters and its a prop sword and they get along

she gves info on where to go and to not look like a poor and he goes to this cluin a neon pale green thing to chat wtha dealerwho looks like a gaih=jin andgaijin like him  being a stnter

i think ryanwas slipped drugs and seez glitter and spazzy things and the goons take him away but he beats em oit with booze bottlesas gaijin books it

rya gets ahead of hi and takes a car hit andthe car stopsand he grills him to find e needs to find kevn and the drugs stop when he stops seeing unicorns

he goes bavk and talks with chick and goes to some place and hs a splitscreen with chick as they talk about splitscreem as thet do smilar things and talk o the alien movie and the aliens invaded and f'd earth and the studio wanted a love conwuers all message

they talk of romsnce movies like notting hill and love actually with mom i mean chick pessimistc and dad i mean ryan being positive and she hangs up and the splitscreen part of her is the uncorn who's probably gonna save em

ran finds a body and calls producer and tells her but she don't wanna and the cops are outside saying hes not to park there so he tells em but in the room is no boy or ice and he sll gets a ticket

at work he has to do a fight scene in 01 takes and chick sees hes the real hero and dont need the star and ryan an do itbut they will edit toms face on him

then a fight scene to music like an amv or music video

after that se ncvis him to something and prodcer, whos probably the bad guy, sez she got the ryan a ticket outta here and when he listens in on her, sez the studio is gona pull the plug outta he films a55

ran meets a maruta chick ith a French command following dog andfinds  she has toms phone and wants a producer credit inezcahnge and a big devolved guy tasrs ryan and  takes the maruta

tom i mean ryan chasesthe devolved guy in a truck and devoldo has a  mab bun like a beta make

he ps the car on auto pilot and jumps on the trick to figh a guy and throws it off but  devolded guy knocks him on a metal plate scraping the fkoor until the dog bites his parts from behind as its trained to put man parts in its moth

peoducer or agent or w/e i called her sez to chick that ryan left and she gets bimmed i mea bymmed i mean bummed

ryan and mruta and dog beat the guys out the truck and maruta stops and ryan goes through the windshield as asians cant drive

ryan gets the phoneand runs to the karaoke bar t find chick left andtaks with the token black guyabout hw h gt toms phone and a femal sez if she had a fewn days they could crack it

they go to toms place to find the password to ipen the phone and watched vids of him and his stunt double was the body in the ice in the tub as stunt double bit itand its ryan gsoplings real life stunt double playing the dead guy

the nes says the bosy is stunt man and blames ryan as camera footage saw him thetea nd NOT that he told the cops of it as th news only tells us what THEY want us to hear

guys wityn guns come for em and they use props to fiht em and stunt man kung fu but its devolved man bun and the dog bits his man parts again like its holywood producers and m

man bun shoots gosplung but its blanks so he gets away but runs into tom and gets beat out wity a gun

the phone was f;d in the funfight and  wakes up tied to a chair and  wants the phone he thinks is still good

agent or producer sez ryan iced the guy and chick sez he didn't even ice a cockroach as he spend 20 mins getting it out

the tom reveals he caused the accident for p-ssing him off like the lon chaney movie the unknown i mean west of Zanzibar and sutntman who he iced sed "you do ur own stunts" and it humiliated him

also proucer is in on itand put the body on ice to keep it fresh and use cg to fake his face on the murder video and was gonna ice him and pin it on him

when tom is gonna bet or apache ryan  he admits the phoe got shot and they coat him on gas like mandella Winnie or the apache w/o skinning

he gets gas in his mouth and spits it at  the bun of the alleged man and cooks him and escapes to a boat, drives with his a55 and jumps a dock as the enemy chases

he stops and hides and calls chick after getting frreand drives around on a cellphone and se the thumps up stuntman thing is training and he wasn't ok and fet like he wasn't good enuff and didnt want her to see the thumbs down thing of him

but out of all the stunt damage he took none of it hurt as bad as not being with her and tells her to keep fighting for a happy ending

he baddz chase him with machinegun fie and he jumps a boat thing and the boat blows as it was on fire from getting hit

mman bun calls prodcer and she calls chick and the news looks there to tell what THEY want a d ran swims back covered in gas an the news shows footag of ryan edited on tom icing the stunt man

on the filming of soem movie i think the same one chick looks at footage of the boat blowing and a guy in an alien suit comes in and she beats on him and goes WWF but he gives a thimbs up, whch means up y a55 in italiano, and she ses its him and he did the stunt of Miami vice of the boat jump a lot

he reveals he has to fake beign dead and wants to finish the move but she wants to gve up and he gives a speech to makenai asitae sailor yellfot the future girls whon wanna get into film making and get b0ned by producers in the mouth lie wein stein and the others of his kind

producer comes in and sez sh tried to help him and they cant do the final thing of the car ump and can do it in post and thy got tom back to finish and do an epic speech

chick sez shes gonna get back up after being b0ned down an sends her out and is gonna clear the name of ryan wth this plan to trick him to confess

the ryn has a plan and they have the tomdo the scene and have himfilm a sene in a blue screen  to  catc him admitting it

he fimls it and ryan gets in, adds a wheel to drive stuntly off and through tthis scene secrutity comes by but gets f'd and its like pee wees big adventure with the stdio

tom i mean ryan eggs him on and gets him to admit the producer covered it up as this would be his movie hit

then they have it recorded as tom was wearing a mic and its not entrapment and toms a dumba55 and ryan jumps it andef--ks out the car

producer or agent pull a gun and gets the recording and chick tries to stop her but sheb goes feminist and whines of toxic masculinity and trys to turn her

a big a5 fight breaks out with stunt men vs secrutyyu like barbie and a big guy grabs cick as agent tries to sescape 

moe crotch his and chick beats a guy  with a shovel item for the ovie and she drives ryan in a camera craine and he gets on the chpper in a jump

ryan figts tm and agent and blocks her gunby hiding behind the timface and eventually gets nailed outta the chopper but catches the rail and flips to the other, gets in and fights em

tom dont wanna shootran as hes the bet stunt man anf agent trues but the gun is empty and ryan jumps into an airbag and lives, a paralerl to the 1st thing wee he fell

ryan makes out wth chic and the ufo prp blows

the end

ait then a trailer for the movie they made and Jason momoa is the new star and ryan and chick got a happy ending

the end 4 reelzies

then credits to behind the scenes cr-pand the song from the sshow

then a preciously on the fall guy and agent is arrested by Lee Majors and tom wanders in the field of pyrotechnics and gots blown and maruta calls for Jason momoas agent

the true end

that was pretty goid

pbeat, fun entertaining and good action

mostly stnts and a good story in it and good twists but i saw it coming

the chick being the bad guy and blonde being mean to her loyal bf was like Sailor Moon

its a well made film and had good moments plus felt like he might have to fake being dwad and the bad guy wins

it had me going and has good style

its mostly fun with good action and heart

the acting was good andit shows how Hollywood is evil and takes people oit or ruins em

it you watch it again you migt notice "thats why they did that"

i never saw the 80s show but this was cool, a tribute to stunt work

For Fall Guy 2 I want tom to have survivd being blows off by the fireworks and has no skin, not even on his man thing, so he kidnaps the chick and is gonna takeher skin for himself, and ryan gosling has to go on a quest to find her with kung fu and jumping off things, also its a 2 player 16 bit  beat em up on sega genesis, snes, tg16, arat jaguar and gba where 1 player is Ryan and 1 is Ryans understudy and is a different colored ryan and you beat through guys in various movie filming places.

The Missing Review

 Note: i spell like i'm missing keys in a keyboard

The Missing

This is my review on The Missing from the diatant future year to Joey Mengele of 2003 (2 years before Transformers The Movie)

Its directed by Ron Howard who did Splash/Cocoon/Gung Ho/Willow/Backdraft/How the Grinch Stole Christmas/A Beautiful Mind/Cinderella Man/The Da Vinci Code/Angels & Demons/Solo: A Star Wars Story

It stars Tommy Lee Jones from Coal Miner's Daughter/JFK/The Fugitive/Natural Born Killers/Batman Forever/Small Soldiers/Space Cowboys/Men ln BIack 1 and II/No Country for Old Men/Captain America: The First Avenger/The Homesman, Cate Blanchett from The Talented Mr. Ripley/The Gift/The Shipping News/The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring/The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers/The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King/\The Aviator/Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull/The Curious Case of Benjamin Button/the 2010 Robin Hood(IIIIIIIII deClare YUUUUUUUUUUUu an OUTTTTTTTTLAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW)/The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey/The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug/The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies/Song To Song/I'm Not There, openly devolved Evan Rachel Wood(whch is a girl somrhow) from Practical Magic/The Ides of March/Touched by an Angel/The West Wing/Robot Chicken/Drunk History, Jenna Boyd from nothing i saw, Aaron Eckhart from Hot Shots! Part Deux/Erin Brockovich/The Core/The Dark Knight/Sully/Frasier, Val Kilmer from Top Gun/Thunderheart/butt f--king Batman Forever/the 1996 The Island of Dr. Moreau/The Ghost and the Darkness/Red Planet/Alexander/Kiss Kiss Bang Bang/The Thaw/Song To Song, Sergio Calderon from men ln bIack and pirates of the carrebian III, Eric Schweig from The Last of the Mohicans\Squanto: A Warrior's Tale\One Dead Indian\Indian Summer: The Oka Crisis/The Grizzlies. Elisabeth Moss from The Seagull/Frosty Returns/Batman: The Animated Series/Animaniacs/Freakazoid!/The West Wing/Law & Order: Criminal Intent. Steve Reevis from Twins/Dances with Wolves/Geronimo: An American Legend/Fargo/Promised Land/JAG/Malcolm in the Middle, Jay Tavare from Street Fighter/Cold Mountain/The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence)/The Revenant/Street Fighter: The Movie the game. Simon Baker from The Sweet Hereafter/Shanghai Noon/Canada: A People's History/I, Robot/Murdoch Mysteries. the good howard geese i mean rok i mean Clint Howard from Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Tree/disneys The Jungle Book/Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day/The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh/Splash/Cocoon/Gung Ho/Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation/Backdraft/Carnosaur/Leprechaun 2/the live action Fist of the North Star/Santa with Muscles/Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery/The Waterboy/Austin Powers io/Little Nicky/How the Grinch Stole Christmas/Austin Powers in Goldmember/House of the Dead/The Cat in the Hat/Cinderella Man/the reboot Halloween/Solo: A Star Wars Story/60-s Star Trek/Happy Days/Seinfeld/Addams Family Reunion/Star Trek: Discovery, Ray McKinnon from Driving Miss Daisy/O Brother, Where Art Thou?/The Blind Side/Dolphin Tale/Footloose remake/The Gambler Returns: The Luck of the Draw/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Max Perlich from Ferris Bueller's Day Off/Cliffhanger/Maverick/Homeward Bound II: Lost in San Francisco/the 1999 House on Haunted Hill/Blow/Dinocroc/Buffy the Vampire Slayer/The Wild Thornberrys(EW!!!)/Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, and some guys i never saw or aint on seoviet, back doo, banana crammer, soy boy, beta male, aids bag, forty gbooty, necro pe do, Sodom bottom, hippie stoer vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants Wikipedia who lies and wants ur money.

Its based on a book by Thomas Eidson, not edison, who i neve read

after totle and logoswe see soviet new Mexico in 1885 and a cicktreating a geezer Mexico and her daughter prays and blonde pulls out geezers tooth as geezer resists

why not saw off her arms/legs and use her for b0ning?

so then some coboys are out in he smoey oods an an apache is seen and its tommy lee joner

asaron eckharte asks what hes her for and hes going to a healer but arron is cautious of him and tommy sez hes sumak

blondes teen daughterwants to go to a world fair but blonde gets b--chy over her acting helpless to win a man

aaron i think sez the Indian tommy is there and not the red ranger in zeo and blonde is worried of it as they might not have enough cr-p for all of em

turns out timmy is her dad and she hates em and later aaron talks with tommy about blonde and he thinks aron is b0ning her w/o marriage and he sez tommy otta leave after trwstment

in daytime the tommy says some red words and i think is soummoning something or casting a spell and kid blonde asks if hes an Indian and if she is but he sez shes not

teen is gutting a deer in dress clothes to go to a thing later and is mad at tommy and his kind

blonde cgecks out tommy and he's got a torn muscle and shes bitter over tommy killing her mom indirectly by breaking her and her brother and how he wasn't there

yommy goes out and fights a guy or something bt aeron firs his gun to break it up and tells him to go

he leaves as kid has war paint on her cheeks and not a55cheeks and later this chick who i think isn't the main one is with a guy ay night

teen goes out and blonde gives her something for vrampng cuz i think her womb is blasting and ten is b--chy

mom sez be bck by dark butin the day her horse comes back w/o her an a coyote is in the kitchen and she rides out to find her b--chy teen daughter

she comes across a naked dead guy and her aaron cooked and tied over a fire as the Indians got him

she comes by her kid and she sez a Indian did it and took her teen snd is all f'd out

she gors to the authorities who sez apache escaped the reservation and went on gee haad and he sends in a telegraph but the cops have better things to do and can't chase her now

blonde sez only an apache can find an apache like devilman with getting a demon to fight a demon

later blonde wants to go get her b==chy teen and id wants to go but tommy lee jones comes by and sez stats on the guys who took her based on tracks or w/e

the apache are selling girls as historically they were big on slavery and unlike the Confederates were cruel

so later its day and she goes out and we see soem rigtual with snakes and bir feet in the moonlight

in this farm the apache ice this fam and in the day this White guy meets with the apache abourt their slaves and wants to phoptograph them

tommy and blonde come across bodies and wanna gve them a burial and the cops or marshalls or w.w catch tommy

tommy sez s story but they dont buy it and he don't know his grand kids name and he runs and hindes n a spot but blonde comes out and sez its her dad and hes not Indian

the army sez how the apache were working for em or something but went bad i tink and wait they wee beng relocated and went wild

tommy talks red  with a red soldier about florida and the arny guy sezb men caught looting will have the value of the property cut from their pay, unlike the civil war with the union looted confederate homes

the army has better things to do than help 1 woman as they got a mission and she goes off and the tommy cooks fish for her

at the slave cave the photographrer gets cr-p blown in his eyes and f's em and they have teen skin a deer

the reds beat a chick or take her kid or something and later this snake nearly gets bit by a snake and tommy uses some red magic to keep the evil spitit the photographere  is sa9d to be off

i dont know, some queers on discord keep jappering and i gotta keep clicking it

so the trio go through a crack in the eartyns a and teres a water flood and kid gets caught in a thing in the water so tommy saves her

at the slave cave this chicks baby bites it so the mm eats her gun and teen trys to escape but is caught

so tommy sez he was bit by s rattler and a shaman or witch dr sed to avoid rabbit meat for a year and gave him amulets, proably daemonic

teen is fed dirt and spits it out and later the trio gets ready to  fk the apache under a pass but a red guy comes by and wants her orses and guns but she dont consent

the go to a village and its like a bible thing of stone huts probably from anceient times when the Israelites were in America

she operates on a red and has liquor and tommy sez someone was b0ned by a witch and 2 years later sh-t out a kid with a full mouth of teeth like ShutenDoji

at night a red tells her tommys woma was a coss eyd red wh bit it of small pox in a Navaho

kid talks with tommy of blonde being fd up and tommt sez she was treated bad b4

this itch man uses his powers or w/e and a witch craft attack on blonde with her hair but tommy uses his slls to fight it including a cross of ashes on her head like Catholics and the kid reads from The Bible and saves the blonde

the next day blonde come up thinking she dra something and they have only enuff to buy a few girls

blonde ges a cross to a red to get girls bak as they might not trust a red and he goes off

tome gets to the slave cave and the blak witch dr is sneaking around and tmy wants to buy 2 girls 

black witch dr sez tommys not a real Indian and dont trust im for his race as he identifies as red and this witch dr is intolerant of his ideal self

the reds grab him and trhow the poison powder in is face and beat on him and throw him off a hill

the red guy with the cross i t hink sneaks in the slave cave and shows em the cross and finds after taking the bag off teens face she thinks he iced her mom and crwams like a b-=chwhich alearts the reds

the bad reds rfight the less bad reds and i think 1 gets helf down and gutted ofscreen as the red girl who was freed was recaught and tells teen "you killed us all"

women, ruining everything since 6000BC

tommy sees weird colors as i guess hes using his cosmo or ki or w/e and tells a bird to tae him to his family as i guess hes high

th bird fliws off and he follows even though the other guy died after the poison powder got him and he gets back and sez what happened

he sez to go gome and let the reds had her b=chy teen and she sez she can't andhe's like "ok lets go"

so they send the girl driving the horse under a cloak with a dead guy propped up to looks like its him and when someone sez its a trick the reds open fire and a gunfight breaks out like its a rap concert

the self hating white who works with the rends gets it and blonde gets her cross back and she gets to the slave cave and frees the girls like Hebrew Moses who gets to the horses and escape

the good guys getta way and when the Mexicans come for the womenthe withc dr wants their horss to get em back and takes em

so the reds go aftee the women on Mexico horses and after a gunfight  they go up a steep hill and not a steven hill from law and order

they get to the high ground lie star wars before Disney ruined it and ready to camp to stand their ground like that American Hero who fought the devolved druggie

the sisters reunite and kid wants grandpa to come and save em to be a family and mom blonde comforts em

at night the chicks wait to  fight the Indians like the guns of fort petticoat and tommy sez his Indian name means sh-t for luck

blonde asks what tommy saw in the Indians that they didn't got an why he didn't stay and tomym sez he heard a story of an apache man left to follow a hawk and in the next world met his wife who said why u never returned and he sed the hawk kept flying

tommy went on from 1 thing to the next and didn't realize he was bad and blonde dont forgive him but hes ok with it

she has that cross and its from tommys wife and she wants to give it to her kids

so the reds use fire arrows like in Zelda and attack and the tommy not wiseau  retidns wity bullets but no pepperoni

blonde mom and daughter have guns like Americans andpick off reds and i like the blue moonlight like tim burton or house of the dead

the wich shaman attacks blonde but tome savs her anf stabs the witcher anf he tanks it like the boxer demon guys in china

blonde gets knocked off a hill ab tmmy shanks witcho again but hes got demon power and baets on tommy

hes gnna blow out blonde and tmmy tackles him off a cliff and falls for a while with both breaking on the rocks for a bit

don't worry, they're gonna be ok, they only need some rest, theres a hospital planet nearby

blonde sez in red tongue the boss is dead i think and eventually the reds leave to be b0ned dead by mexicoes

she holds tommy in daylight and brings his body bac and readys for a long trip home, as they continue their journey to the west

the end

that was pretty good

its long but don't feel like it or drag

it holds attention and is well filmed and tell a good story despite being widescreen but having kinda good color but dull from the west

its like 3 hours with adds on Grit and has a 154 min extended cut

its got good style and has a story or redemption and sows the dangers of unforgiveness like the teen f ing it up

after all the degrassi i saw, iit makes sense the teen is the malcontent

ron howard fro andy Griffith did good stuff when he wants to despite his political disa bility andcan do srs things instad of the grinch

glad i saw this one, its pretty well done

Shows the dangers of Indians and how moms can care for kids as people knew was rght in the 1800s and wasn't covered up or faked against by the elites

It goes at a good pace and isn't a million miles a minute and gives breathing room to enjoy the show

For The Missing 2 I want them to be heading back home and get attacked by a dragonic creature like a mosasaur on bat wings and smoke coming from it and they gotta fight it off and escape. they get to this ancient weapon city hidden in themelted rcck from Divine Judgment and ae guided by the ghost of tommy lee jones while fighting off the monster with guns and escaping into rocky areas. Also its a 128 bit game on Dreamcas, GameCube, ps2 and xbox where you and the kids gotta escape the monster and follow guides from tommy ghost and the final battle is in a city weapon

War Arrow Review

 Notw: I syell straight as an anis

War Arrow

This is my review on War Arrow from the distant future year to Wyatt Earp of  1954 (90 years before the third Robotech War)

Its dire cted by George Sherman who did Tomahawk/Big Jake

It stars the god irish Maureen O'Hara from Jamaica Inn/The Hunchback of Notre Dame/Miracle on 34th Street/The Quiet Man/McLintock!/The Rare Breed/Big Jake/The Christmas Box, ally to Sammy the satanist Jeff Chandler from Thunder in the Sun/Broken Arrow, John McIntire from The Lawless Breed/Apache/Psycho/Seven Ways from Sundown/Rooster Cogburn/the live action show The Incredible Hulk/The Fox and the Hound/Turner & Hooch, Noah Beery Jr from The Mark of Zorro/the 39 Of Mice and Men/Sergeant York/Red River/The Texas Rangers/Inherit the Wind/7 Faces of Dr. Lao/The Waltons/The Rockford Files, Charles Drake from The Hunchback of Notre Dame/Sergeant York/The Maltese Falcon/Yankee Doodle Dandy/It Came from Outer Space/-/Showdown/Valley of the Dolls, 1 of many husbands to the evil judy garland, wait, he was butt buddy to one of her husbands, Henry Brandon from The Son of Monte Cristo/the 50s The War of the Worlds/The Searchers/The Ten Commandments/the 70s Assault on Precinct 13, animal supremacust commie Dennis Weaver from The Lawless Breed/Touch of Evil/Duel at Diablo/the 60s The Twilight Zone/Captain Planet and the Planeteers/Ancient Secrets of the Bible, Part II/The Simpsons/Touched by an Angel, Jay Silverheels from Kit Carson\Key Largo/Saskatchewan/True Grit/Broken Arrow, Jim Bannon from T-Men/The Texas Rangers, and some guys i never saw or not on back door, candy a55, banana crammer, aids bag, Sodom bottom, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, cripple nipple, soy boy, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants, gender offender Wikipedia who lies and begs for money to spread more lies.

I never saw this but its 78 mins so that means 2 hours on Grit

After title and credts and logos in widescreen with tenchicolor, guys on horses go by a wasteland and find an arrow in the ground

i hin the are marchalls or rangers or w/e and the arrow is a year old and 1 guy thought they'd be fighting Indians but its gone and worry of kyaway spelled Kiowa

they coe across the brned out wagon and see irs Kiowa and get to the fort to report

ccording to Wikipedia they had a 37 month calandar and 1 keeper was called Settan

they are gonna fight the kiowa who attack in 1020 man packs and do hit and run things so thry are harder to keep travk of

if the fort falls the kiowa get full control of the area and for years in Anti soviet Florida they held off the American military and wait that was the seminal ribe i thnk who was scattered and are remnants of their red horde power force and main guy wqants to use em to fight the kiowa

and according to wikipefia was a kiowa named satanta and they had necro riruals for corpses fearing ghosts

at a parry is a n openly irish chick Maureen whomain guy wants to dance with and she does while talking with some beta males and he sez how fortmalities waste time

shes glad someone asked her to dance like manly tough dudes and she knows of his military history and likes dancing wuith him

her husband ghot iced 6 months ago by reds and men keep proposing to her and theres good military inuendo

main guy goes to sign a card and when o hara hears he wants semilos to fight kiowas she sees the commander is jealous of him

then the reds attack and ice wagons of people andmain guy goes with 2 guys and Ohara looks longingly at him but the  but the filming looks 70s or 80s

the trio sees a red on horse going off and they talk of how many there are and if they have a trap

beery bets theres no Indians in 10 miles but hears thers kiowa atching him now and soon the reds attack abd the Americans take em out with the American Firearm

so they go by a seminal  tribe and the guys hit on a red chick and they try to get the seninals to work with em to fight the kiowa

they offer em land and cr-p and the leader dont wanna fight and the main guy calls him a candya55 and a guy attacks

then the lkioa attack and the Americans stand their ground and open fire and wipe out the kiowa who keep running headfist into the maelstrom of bullets like dumba55es

amazed at how American Tech is 15 repeating shots they agree to work with em and go back to the fort and hear of the fort dont wanna help the seminols

the red woman is b--ching a lot about her cr-ppy places she lives and wome feminazi cr-p and Ohara whio's only red in hair is friendly to her

red chick wants a dress like Ohara and will live with some place i wasn t paying attention

the guns come in later and red cbic gets supplies for dress making and wants to e a better woman than Ohara(not likely)

so the men are trained to use guns like contra ad are good with guns as they are eth nic

at night Ohara and main guy talk of their lives and once he saw a rattler in her home

she sez shes only into commander as a friend like seiya and serena in sailor moon andits a good mid 20th century romance scene were they talk and grow close them smooch

so the similol are trainsed in horse riding and jumping cr-p on a horse and trained to dig a trench but they wanna fight erect (tee hee)

the hiher ups and commander think he's f;d and the kiowa will ice and b0ne him dea and i think they did stuff like skinning and cooking people alive

msi guy goes to the Ohara and sez howafter this mission he might get advanced like a gamre boy after this and sez hes gay for her and she knows

she sez she aint into him and tells him off for being arrogant and they bicker then smooch and she sez nothing changed

so the seminol and main gy and force are out and then is night and 1 guy is bait and later they see a swarm of reds coming in a narror pas and the Americans open fire after min guy and bait escape from the campfire and the reds keep coming and gt iced

later its day andthey are in an open a55 field like a field with a55es opened and they see a swarm of reds comming

he runs as he reds followow, although hes with reds and its like ww2 with the Nipponin vs maruta

so he runs by a trench and the men come up and shred em with gunfire

later itsnight and theres a fist fiht and they stop and fid a saber from oharas husband

he goes back to base and sez the man who had it was White but commander sez it might've been taken by a kiowa and sold to him and how its hard to prove main guy iced as many reds as he sed

main guy gices the blade to Ohara anf she thinks the owner was tall and dark haired and White like Darien in Sailor Moon

she thinks he might be alive and went on a scouting to dessert and the body they found was burned and the  mexicoes wanted him to get the reds to fight afain

they argue that she is avoiding him and his love as her man might be alive bt he sez the commander sed he was iced

msin guy talks with a guy and finds her husband was in the confederacy and hted yankees

at a dance the reds celebrate with their rituals an msin gu defends em but others dont like it

he goes ut to see red chic in an American Drss and she wants to not be a savage and evolve and they go off and it fads out like they b0ned

later its filmed like a 70s or 80s movie and Ohara wants him to bring bac her husband alive or in pieces and they go out

while in the wastelands some guys in dresses like Thor in that Norse Story, drive around and whe the reds attack hey pull guns and nd em like that Blonde in Conskin by Bakshii

they catch sime reds and interrogate a survivor who wont talk and the senilil sez t torture him but main guy has him send him bac to tell the reds t stop attacking

latwr min guy sez they gotta take out the leaders or they'd waste yeas wiping em out

the seminil shad the captured guy tortured and found they wrk for a White man who leads attacks and moves every day and is the husband of the Ohara

spoiler; reds do torture and it works and they are good at it

take that bush haters

so i tink the reds tortured the captured guy dead to end the war sooner as he would have suicided anyay as he cant go back in disgrace like Samurai doing Seppuku for Bushido Code

min guy named brady like tom brady comes to da fort and tells the Ohara her man is alive

the main semilil b--ches out over his people not getting supplies and colonel tells him off and dont care he's a chief as he thinks his people s=ck

main guy sez the husband is gonna attack the fort but don't think its a problem

red chick sez she wants to marry him and stayed for him and to have him get back the reds as they left thinking the promise wasn't fulfilled

later its night and some guys are stealing liquor and when a guar comes by they beat him out and book it on horse a55

so the signal f'd pit or a bit and when it came back colonel rides main guys a55 over stolen supplies and wants him court martialled or treid and will drive out the reds of both trbes as hes jealous of their wins

at night the Ohara comes out and lets in the seimiils and the signal f==ks out for a while

according wto wikieofea she feed the main guy the brady and he stole food to give to the hunn gurr Indians and they escaped and foun that the kiowa are gonna attack and the fort is only got 20 men to defend it as the rest are loking for the kiowa

main guy goes back and colonel dont like him and is gonna have him thown in the brig and a calvary group retutned in tiem to say the liowa are attacking

the signal evevtnaly came back and and Ohara wants to see her husband again ut once the kiowa gets in they'd all get chopped up and b0ned dead in that order

he smooches him and main guy gets red chick out of a locked barn and shes glad to see the chief who i think is her dad and she is less malcontent

so theres a trail of gunpowder to something and eventually the kiowa attacks and its n a hilly area and the hill is by the fort

the reds charge and the Americans attack with cannons and rifles and the reds for once pull back instead of rushing wave after wave into gunfire

a horse cart with waons is driven at the gate and busts it in and thr reds get in like aids blood on stblers hand gut in svo i mean cut i mean cut i mwsn svu

sthe powder gets shot and ths burn is heading for the area with the people in it and Ohara goes out and brushes it away

spoiler mythbusters proovedyou can easily outrun burning gunpowder

so hoara gets beat by a red but gets up and gets a gun and goes all Lillian gish or sheena etranzi in contra hard corps and takes out a red

so the colonel is wounded and regrets it and his mistake and  the similins i thin return and help

main guy and husband have a deathmatch and husband fires on main guy but he dodges it like han solo and fight him but as husband clinbs a laddet a red i think caps him

he smooches Ohara as the reds book it and the seimilil are given land or w/e

the end

that was pretty good

nice story and good twists

kinda saw the fist fight coming when i saw husband in the base

nowadays it would be in a factory cuz you gotta have the final fight be in a factory

good fiming and musuic and the acting fits

somehow a few scenes wrre fimlmed looking 70s or 80s

Maureen is good as usual and was kinda bada55 with her skill fighting the reds

it doesn't drag and has good flow anddont feel long and holds attention

Maureen didn't think the guy was a great actor but a nice guy but i think he did ok

then again, kaiba dont think joey is good at magic and wizards

For War Arrow 2 I want the remnants of the trbe they beat to go to the giant cave and fuse with the dead giants to gain un holy power and try to take out the Ameri cans, But the Americans have a new gun wuth infinite ammo and moon boots made of moon ricks that fell to earth after a demon cracked the moon in a heaven war and lets them jump higher. the main guy, Maureen, and 2 Indians team up and fight through the giant fusios and after they take em all out, the corpses fuse into a giga demon and they gtta go in its body and take out its skull gems to stop it from within. Also its a 16 bit run n gun like Contra on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16 Atari Jaguar and GBA with up to 4 players fighting through the giants and the regular reds and their animal slaves they used magic to control.

Black Beauty Review

 Note; i spell blicketre bkack

Black Beauty

this is my revire on Black Beauty from the distant futute year (to andresw jackson) of 1994(20 years beofre Robotech Season 1 ended)

Its directed by Caroline Thompson wwho woeked with Tim Burton on several things

It stars openly devolved Alan C=mming from X2\Garfield: The Movie\Son of the Mask\The Smurfs 2011movie\Mr. Bean\Courage the Cowardly Dog\Frasier\Robot Chicken\Rick & Steve the Happiest Gay Couple in All the World\The Good Wife\Arthur, Sean Bean from The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring\The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers\Equilibrium\The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King\Troy\Silent Hill\Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief\Jupiter Ascending\the live action Knights of the Zodiac\Robot Chicken/Silent Hill Revelations, David Thewlis from James and the Giant Peach\DragonHeart\The Island of Dr. Moreau frpm the 90s\Seven Years in Tibet\The Big Lebowski\Gangster No. 1\Timeline\Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban\Kingdom of Heaven\The Omen reboot\Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix\Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince\Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 1 and 2\War Horse\The Theory of Everything\Wonder Woman(weird that he's in Wart Horse  too)/Justice League, Jim Carter from Flash Gordon \ the 90s Richard III\Balto\Tim Burtons Alice in Wonderland, Peter Davison (NOT pete as he's devolved) from Law & Order: UK, Alun Armstrong from Krull\Billy the Kid and the Green Baize Vampire\Braveheart\Sleepy Hollow\Eragon, Peter Cook from The Princess Bride\Great Balls of Fire!, Niall O'Brien from Braveheart, and a bucnha guys I never saw and aint on back door, candy a55, soy boy, beta male, frooty booty, gender offender aids bag, uso suki wikipedia

Its based on a book Me not read from 1877 by Anna Sewell

I saw it before and thought it ws pretty good

after title and creits to soft music of a blue sky and full moon ti full screen and 90s good color we seea horse sitting on the ground eating grass and saying this is the srtory of his life

then the rest of the film is flashback and i think its sean bean pulls a baby hors out of a mommy horses a55 and it walks around

on't horses eat the afterbirth and placenta?

so the kid grew and loved being with its mom and much of it is horses moving aorund to music and enjoyin anture

imagne the requus guy watching this and j-rkin off to the sexy horses like the bronys do

sean put a muszzle on it and it dont like it and he's growing up and dont like it but sean bean sends him to spend a year with other horses

so then he gets trained and gets a bit put in his moutn and is into eating oats and goes on about it as they put a saddle on him

then thy nail horse shoes on his hoofs and gets trained to be riden an runs with th sean mr bean on him

so he sez bye to momlike anakin in star wars and goes to a new home and the rich people who bought him like an indentured servant and the lady who owns the place notices he's black

she wants to name it ebony but it sounds like bone like b0ning and a guys sez black bird after her uncles horse but that was ugly so she calls him black bneauty

i anna take his face... off!

whho am i? 'm spider man

we're on, the lanet of th apes!!

so he's put in thr stable with th other horses and they dont like him

this white a55 horse is riden by a girl and a boy takes over it and tries running it but the horse spazzes out and escapes and uses its mouth to open the gats and let the horses out

the boy is master alfred like in batman by tim burton and danny elfman and is sent to tea and the main horse wasn't let out

later he went to his horse he has a crush on and hits on her but she dont want him and kicks at him

thsi stable boy joe liek joe menglee joe stalin and joe biden is taught to be kind to the horses and main horde and crush pull a cart and she does more than him

he keeps trying to seduce her and she dont want him which feminists might call harassment and they/them dont get love unless its for something weird

later the main hors is pulling a cart an its a night strom and theyn have the horse pull it over a flooded birfge and he senses doom and dont go

the horseman goes on to pull the horse but the bridge side f'd out and he falls in the water as the horse holds on the strap leather thing with thr horseman on it

eventually horseman pulls his a55 back and thanks the horse for saving him but when they go back joe looks after the horse but dont know what dto do

he gets him cold water and dont give him his blanket as hes hot from the reaction to the icy rain

so main horse got sick someon from temoerature and his crush felt for him and softened

uncle horseman john sees joe f'd up like hes a devolved irishman and takes care of the horse

later he has some autism thing of every sound triggering him and later he gets better and joe hugs him and gets uncle horseman john

he was put in a paddock to recover and joe plays with him every day and lets joey ride him

je goes through launry and gets a white sheet on him like he's in the klan

so the lady owner goes to recover from an illness and in these stanlrsa guy smokes a pipe despite told hes not to but whinres about a lamp left by the hay

when he gets th lamp the ipe fals and starts a fire and main horse tries to warn the people but they don't speak horse

they lock the horses in the stanle anfthe fire picks up and horches the place andf the horses go mntal like its soviet korea where we sell horse mean(was it korra? Maybe nam)

joe hoes in to save the horse but he won't go w/o his crush and joey puts a blindfor on him and leads hi out

joey goesin and brings out the crish and there used to be a White A55 Horse with hair like a barbie doll

so the horses were ok but the lady owner goes to a warmer place and sez byes to the jon the joey and the horses

the last time the horses have in the pasture is a nice time and knda moved me to tears a bit

so White A55 Horse is taken away by the Vicker and Joey crush and him go to a new home ad jory sez one day he'd be with him again but leaves

the hih class probably inbred brits have the horses wear bearing reins to hold their heads up to look good but feels bad

crush dont like the bering sea reign and gets kinda b-=chy  and goes mental and breaks out of the cart and a wood bumps main guys leg

crush spazzes out on the floor and guys hold it down as the bearing reign choaks it

main guy goes back the the jail cell and walks in a circle as a brit struggles with it and he steps on the brits foot, like tobey in roots with a hoof not an axe

another horse man looking like curley mixed with larry treats the leg wound and the horses are put in wood things to heal

crish wasn't called to work for new master and ain horse is brought in to be painted but cr-ps on the floor offscreen

later this guy is drunk and main hore has a f'f shoe and cimbs on the horse the wrog way wondering where the head is and falls onn

he eventually drives the horse drunk and rides fast  and the shoe comes off, the horse f's out and drunk a55 falls and slams on the ground

is he dead? we can only hope

main horse thinks of his past and the next day the workers find them and he's ok and gets fired

later the son of thenew lady wins a horse race but crush is all f'd by it and they sell her and wait i think they sold main guy

he goes to a guy who rents him out to anyone who can and the horse slves he ownes hate him and kick him when they can

and they the horse turned to drugs and alcohol and p0rn0graphy and got into a gang and went around stealing from drug stores and selling it to grade schoolers

jk rally he goes to a fair andsees joey, now grown up like bart in hokuto no ken 2

he spazzes out and eventually joey  i mean somegy in a hat comes by an checks him out and after a haggle gets him for 17 guineas

main horse is taken through a slum and goes to a depressing hole in a city's a55 and is owned by a family  with kids thats kinda nice to him

they wanna call him jack but he's blacker than jack so hes black javk like the Osamu Tezuka character ad like hoy Tobey got a normal name in Roots by his new masters

the am is out and they get attacked by jack the ripper as this is the 1800s and he chops them pen as their ogans spill out and the scream

k really main horse pulls a cart and gets braids on its main and tail to look good and his new master is kind to him as a cab

so city life is cr-ppy but he likes his master jerry nd later gets to go to a ranch or w/e and got ti be happy there with grass and unpaved roads

after a visit to the country he returns and sees his crush all decroded and f'd by hard work and she goes on

at night he dreams of if they cold have been happy and this is kinda adand moving

later he sees the corpse of his crish taken to the glue factory like wuth forest gump and his revellionous woman

so master jerry i thinkcoughtg and might have the consumption and stays in the cold for hours as the party was sad to end at 9 but after migknight goes on and the high class brits dont see lower class ones as equal or human

this is why America is better, nuke england, should have sided with Zee Kaiser

later the son sz jerys lungs are f;d and he cantcab anymore so they probably will give the job to a gaijin wjo stinks and b0nes passangers w/o consent

so the fam sez bye to him and jeery looks unda and drives off

he's sold to a grain dealer and whipped andhas to pull loads of grain up hill and after 2 year he f's out and put up to sell

then out of nowhere joe comes back and his voice revived him and he calls out and joe remembers him

this is moving, i cried a little

joey comforts him and cys and takes him to live on a colorful green nature place where he ecovers and imagines being with his friends

that was great

clean but powerful.

you feel for the characters and its a good spectacle of showing loving nature and despair

its touching and has heart and moved me to tears but didn't need swearing or violence

its better than i remember it and the filming is great

the effects make you feel the horses damage and it didn't need cg

i never saw the other versions but i can see this being the best

its a good period piece and they didnt modernize it like devilman crybaby with  the b0ning and d0ngs

Its a touching meaningful movie and reminds me of the notebook with romance and feeling

The only animal we hear is the main one and its his story

kinda like with garfield thinking and not aying

I loved it and think the chick wo did it otta do more thing, esp 1800s books

i like the 1800s and it was a pretty grand film

Its bt WB when they were doing well with Tim Burton with Batman

For Black Beauty 2 I want it to be about a friend of Joey's got chppped up by jack the ripper and he and the horse team up to solve the mystert. Also its an 8 bit pont and clic game like Shadowgate o Sega Master System and Game Gear, NES, GB, TG16, Atari 7800 and Lynx and you find clues to find who is the real jack but it chanfes each time you playt based on actual suspects.

Cry Macho Review

 Note: I spell like the volla peope

Cry Macho

This is my review on Cy Macho from tre distant fiture yesr to carl macek of 2021 (10 years after Robotech Season 1 and Transformers The Headmasters)

Its directed by the savage Clint Eastwood who did High Plains Drifter/The Outlaw Josey Wales/Pale Rider/Unforgiven/Space Cowboys/Blood Work/Flags of Our Fathers/Gran Torino/Sully

It stars offspring sacrificing clint eastwood from A Fistful of Dollars/For a Few Dollars More/The Good, the Bad and the Ugly/Hang 'Em High'/The Beguiled/Dirty Harry/Thunderbolt and Lightfoot/The Outlaw Josey Wales/Every Which Way but Loose/Pale Rider/Unforgiven/Casper/Space Cowboys/Blood Work/Gran Torino/Ambush At Cimarron Pass, Dwight Yoakam from King of the Hill/Under the Dome/Axe Cop/Drunk History, and a few I never saw in anything or ain't on back door, candy a5, aids ag, sodon bottom, frooty booty, banana crammer, gender offender, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie vegan stoneer peta tree kung fu based on plants,soy boy, beta male, soviet Wikipedia who denies the truth and praises lies

Its based on a book that was a screenplay in the 70s tht no studio wanted so he did it as a novel and tried to get it made with Arnold Schwarzenegger wanting to do it. So kind of the opposite of the room

I never saw this but it got some like and hate and didn't do well at the box orifacr

ater logos and credits for a while wait its title 1st then a long thing of a car driving on a farm with possinbly virgin horses 

clint gets outand its the distant fture year of 1979 befior Ronald Reagan saved The Wirld from the reds

his job  owner sez he used to be worroied of losing him but now after an accident and pills and booze he's got 2nd rate horses and he don't worry of losing him and wants new blood

he fired the clint who sez this guy is a small weak gutless man

 and goes back to fhis farm with newspaoers on the wall and saying how rodeo star broke his back and we get 20s looking footage of it

then its a year later and Reagain is Rising and his boss howard like the beta male in big bang theory comes by and wants clints r us to save his son from sioviet Mexico as his mom is letting the kid be abused and he cant go to sh-t a55 india i mean Mexico as he's got legal cr-p

clint don't wanna but howard guilts him into it by saying he did so much cr-p for him and clintus agrees

howard sez he can give the kid his own horse nd run of da ranch as giving 13 year olds power is a good idea and won't f em up and gives him movey to do it

at da border some chickschcks comeby and the Mexico guard is friendly to as as he wants ti b0ne em like all those lusty apes want and clint goes by and hes friendlier

i should point out that my Mexico friends hste living there and wish to come to the 1st world as Mexico s=cked and is full of crime, violence, raepe, murder, disease and oppression

btw the movie is realy wisescreen and colored byt faintly so its not bold or vivid

so clint goes to some mansion and this Mexican chickwait shes white meets the clint and talks of his fam and how clint has a photo of her son from long ago

she knows her ex man sent him and others b4 that was stopped and sez her son isn't a good innocent kid but is a gambling stealing cockfighting malcontent and sez "take him if u can find him, he's a monster" and she don't know where he is and he hates his rents so clint otta go home

the clint asks when she gave up and she sez shes not ment to be parents and offers a drik but the clinto goes out

clint comes by a cockfight and the comes cme in sand themeicans swarm like bugs when you turn on the light and catch a few

clint comes out like ba rocks butt buddy big mike johnson otta and sez the cops are gone and hes a family friend but a rooter runs and he chases and not choaks it but is onna wring its neck if he dont come out

mexikid comes out and thinks hes a pvo like his moms friends at parties who b0ned him but he sez hes the dads friend to bring him back

they talk at a bar and mexikid is malcontent and thinks dad don't want him as he didntcall on birthdays and promised him a horse but didn't give one

clint sez hes late but didn't lie and has hundreds of horses and owns a big a55 ranch and mexicid agrees and goes to get his cr-p

the clint goes to the moms and sez he fond im at cockfights likewith Digimon attles in the 90s with the digvice andshes drnking and dont think kid with go with him

he don't wanna b0ne her and she sez she'd call the cops and accuse clint of kidnapping and send him to a Mexico jail and the kid is her property like an indentured servant

clint has enough of her sh-t and pulls out hs gun at her head, she gets scared and begs but he sez "you belong in h=ll" and blows her head open with brain splattering

jk rally he goes out anddrives but on the way bak the rooster jumps around and he sees the teen is in the car and clint throws him out and don't wanna bring him

kidsez he'd bear false witnrss on himand sez clint b0ned him orhit him with his car but clint sez he's sick

clint sees teen stole his wallet like hes a gypsy and they fight over it but he wasn't clint to bring him to da boarder and let him off t find his way back so clint agrees and gets back his wallet

clint wants the rooster named macho tied up to not cr-p all over it but tteen sez he's a fighter and tells of how he was a candy a55 rooster but got stronge and killed a big bird

teen wants to share his cockfighting wins with him as we got boxing, mma and dog racing so we otta have cockfights like  Japan and dog sumo fights being regulated and kept safe

at night the sit by the fire and clint fixes the roosters eye fom cr-p in it and teen has bruises on him from beating at hime and from her mom bringing her butt buddys back and and him not respecting the guys who b0ne her and mom beats him

he lives in the gutter and trusts n one and is all f'd up

so then its day and they go on and i mean they as 2 people not 1 guy full of demons andthey go to a restaurant and teen orders a maria as i assume its Mexico blood

its tequila and clint dont want him to as alcohol kills people like aids and the gov

th clint goes to a phone call and tells the howard he found the boy ad knows of the other 2 guys

clint retrns and teen chuggedsomething and clint sees its Mexico beer

teen wants to wear clints hat but he tells teen its a cowboy hat for coeboys but teen sez mecoes can do better than them

clint sez hes half White and teen gets b-chy overif clint thinks hes like his dad the coward or mom the weak and goes out

teen is caught by i think moms goons and fight at e1 but goon sez somethin in Mexico and teen sez thats not my dad and a swarm of mexicoes  bat on him and probably cut him open and b0ne his guts

they go on andclint has t takev a jean claude van dump so teen gives him catus to eat

then some gaijin steal clints car and clnt cant call the cops as the cartels own em and the cps would art her i mean him for helpng the teen get awa from his lusty mom like people do for trunks and bulma b0ning

they go to the city to get a car and clint changes clothes to not be penly Ametican and teen steals a car for clint to rive as i guess they are gypsies

clint drives the mexicr=pmobilr to another hokuto no ken like village andthey go to this restaurant to avoid da cops

the mrxicop come near n the resyatant queen closes the restaurant to the cops to help em 

clint takes  rest and the rooster wakes him up later an didn't eat out his eyes and teen sez he told restaurant chick clint is his dad from the nut house

then told the trusth as se didn't buy it and teen trusts her and her name is marta and they go

they drive by a road thing and find his truck with the gaijin thieves bring arrested and it starts raining so they go by a hotel with a big Cross on the wall

they talk of if clint is Catholic or Kah Thall Ik as the mexicoes say, and the clint is not

when asked if he has kids he tells teen his fam was iced in a car accident years aggo and afer the drugs and booze, the howard gave hi a chance and gothis life back

the next day the marta cmes by ater lighting a candle at chuch and saw their car, seems suspect, i think shes a double agent

as the clint chases the rooster i mean the teen does dat he finds the car leaks a55 oil and is f'dthey go by horses andtalk with the rancher who sells em

clint notices they are f'd and its revealed they were cught and wild andclint and teen try traning da horses and trains teen to ride horse a55 like a brony

the clint goe back to therstaurant and thers kids there and give her meat as a it bt gets a meal as thanks

its rvealed the kids are martas grandkids andher fam died years ago of illness but in the uncut dub it was the carten skinning em alive and feeding it to em as they cooked em in a fire pit

the mexicops come by and marta tells em off and it goes and teen explains the mexicop is a deputy trying to act big and she'd not let him eat thee if e keeps f ing with her

later a Mexico goat was attacked by a dog and clint looks at it and i think its Chupacabra

the howrd calls as its been 2 weeks snd he reveals he bought investments in mexuco under her name for tax reasons and he wants his part and clint thinks he only wants his son for some money thing

clint tells teen dad asked of him and they calm a horse together and clint impresses teen

teen wants to stat withmarta but clint dont wanna impose but marta is ok with em living in the church and i thought it was a hotel

clint work on the car and needs a new one and mexicop follows around in his call

laterclint cooks chcken for the marta and mexicoes and the pray to give thanks or the meal and teen thinks marta likes the clint

clint hekps animals andfmore bring em in and this mexicpp wants to know if he has a license  andthis fat Mexican wmma who's probably good at mouth stuff brings a dog and clintsez it needs rest in the bed as the dog is like 12

then a montage of people having a nice time in soviet Mexico and not boiled in acid by the carten or b0ned by a buncha gaijin like its a good place

clint kissed after dancing the marta and teen sez this is a good lace and might be better tha ntexas but if his dad didn't want him he'd stay but wants a good life with his dad in the 1st workld but worries dad might not want him but clint sez dad wants him

clint sees moms men with the cops and gets teen to leave and tells marta they gotta go and they ay be until they meet again likke dbgt and kiss

they drive off in a cr-pmobile and clnt sez a da boarder dad will be there and they dot need papers

but as they drive the cops are following and the mecan roads looks like road rash on genesis so they try to escape em in the wastelands

the cops are evaded and clint sez teens dad wants him there also to get his moms investments and teen is bitter over being not told a hole truth and dont believe him and runs off saying he hted him like a whny teen

then the cops cme by anf get em at gunpoint and check the car for drugs but finds none and lets em go but wonders why they ran

teen sez dad is sick and offers em a bribe and they go on and teen and clint get cr-p in the car as teen is still all b--chy like a degrasi monkey

clint sez his dad lied to both of em and quit b--chin butteen think both lied and they go on

he otta be layed by james dean as hes a whiny brat who hates his ad and gets b0ned by men

teen sez clint used to be bada55 but is candya55 now and ckint sez how rodeo macho is overated and clint sez age wisdom and cr-p 

then the moms goon runs em off the road and has em at gunpoint so then the burd umps him and nauls his face like kekko kamen and they get his gun

clint puts it in the guys mouth and sez; take ur medicine, andblows his heavd open

jk really they get to da border and teen gives him the bird that saved e and they say bye and tee goes to America and clint goes back to mexco tobe with his marta

the end

that was well done

good story of 2 wounded souls finding healing in each other

well filmed, well edited, good story, nice music, good acting and no cg

some didn't like it and yeah there's not much action, but its not that kinda story, its human interest like driving ms daisy instead f fights and guns like ohn wick

i liked it and felt it was wall made

Arnold didnt do it cuz he had a meican kid with his maid or w/e amd it seemed too soon, but him talking about the teen getting a rectal exam with a hand up the a55 might be a bit much

but this had good flow and didnt drag and went by at a good rate.

It holds my attention and isn't boring and  was a good watch

For Cry Macho 2 I want it to be about clint in Mexico and using Macho in cockfights and becoming a celeb in mexico's cockfighting matches and rises through tournaments usng his animal skills to outthink and outplay and outlast the opponents roosters on roids. Also its a 16 bit fighting game on Sega Genesis, Snrs, TG16, Atari Jaguar andGBA where you play as a rooster or other animal and fight others like street fighter or clayfighter.

Ambush At Cimarron Pass Review

 Note: i msepll like an ambush of aids

Ambush At Cimarron Pass

This is my review on Ambush At Cimarron Pass from the disant future year to Thimas Dixon of 1958(40 years before the gloval ccil war in Robotech and peobably Hokuto No Ken 1 0r 2)

Its directed by Jodie Copelan who only did this but was an editor

It stars Scott Brady from Black Spurs/The China Syndrome/Gremlins 1, child ender clint eastwood from A Fistful of Dollars/For a Few Dollars More/The Good, the Bad and the Ugly/Hang 'Em High'/The Beguiled/Dirty Harry/Thunderbolt and Lightfoot/The Outlaw Josey Wales/Every Which Way but Loose/Pale Rider/Unforgiven/Casper/Space Cowboys/Blood Work/Gran Torino,Irving Bacon from I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang/Mr. Deeds Goes to Town/San Francisco/The Texas Rangers/the 30s A Star Is Born/The Amazing Dr. Clitterhouse/Boy Slaves/Gone With the Wind/The Grapes of Wrath/the 50s A Star Is Born, Claire Carleton from  Westward the Women/Fort Massacre, Frank Gerstle from The Wasp Woman/Shock Corridor/Bullitt/Dragnet/I Love Lucy/Leave It to Beaver/The Andy Griffith Show/The Patty Duke Show, Ray Boyle from Ride Clear of Diablo, Baynes Barron from Planet of the Apes/Bewitched, Ken Mayer from I Want to Live! Drunk at Party/Bonnie and Clyde/Little Big Man, and a bucnha guys not in anything I saw or aint on back door, candy a55, beta male, soy boy, banana crammer, aids bad, Sodom bottom, girly man, French wench, cripple nipple, gender offender, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants Wikipedia

I never saw this but its only like 74 mins so its 2 hour on grit

openly evil clint eastwood said ths was his/they's worst western but what does he know?

after ittlat amd crteits to music over a very widescreen and b/w thing we see these cowboys coming by on horses a55es for a while

eventually they come across a fire and think it might be an apache ambush and walk on as in thr horses walk

the re are Indians on a rock and they head something and get to battle mode but think its not apache and cll to em

1 guy from the other group comes by and is a yankee and the main guys nearly ice him but its revelaed they are confederates and the war ended 2 years ago but the people are still hurt by what the yankee army did to his fam in Shermans war crimes

they are gonna ice the yankee but threy say they're in apache land and the yankee group only has a fr men left from em so they otta team up like the zenttraedi and rdf against the invid

later th guys talk at what seems like night of the fort and the confederates ask their mission

the yankees say they are taking a prisoner to the fort for selling guns to apache but wanna ice him now as a fair trial isn't the lincon way good thing for John Wilkes Booth

clint nearly attack the yankees for them being c=c suckers but is stopped and the head confederate talks of losing cattle in a drive from Texas and guns the reds might have

they hear a coyote and get defensive and see the apache with a woman as evetu movie needs a woman for some reason

the reds are gonna sacrifice her  or w/e and run off and the Americans and yankees save her andshes from the santos ranch

she sez something pf horses ad the Indians come by but i think  yeah they take the horses and escape

chick sez the Indians torched her ranch, iced her fam and the reds wanna trade hores for guns and if they agee to fire III shots

1 guy was caught and the condeferers wanna ive em guns but the yankees say either way the caught guy named cobb is dead and giving reds guns is abad

the redsdop cobb there are book it but in the real version he probsbly got sknned, wait, they did skin his face and they don't show it

they alk over what to do but its a 7 day walk and thers not enough food for it

Wy not eat the dead guy? I mean ur in the middle of the wasteland, its like a boat in the ocean, its ok, thats when ur suppose to eat people

its natural, animals do it, it doesn't matter who you love, to eat!

so the its day andthey get reay to leave and have the Mexica chickin a low cut top covr up and help but she gets b--chy even though shes a Greek but played a Mexican in taco face

the confederate and yankee leaderhelp each other and talk of how the judge they are bringing with em survived an Indian attack by playing dead andyankee thinks hes a coward and somethings up

the group leaves and talks and judge talks with clinte about being from Georgia and tries to seduce him to turning on his group to get the horss back

they stop for a rest and we're 1/4th in and it felt like nothing

a guy is on this tall rock and the group moves out

this guy who went ahead got caught by the reds and the men argue until  1 guy who was point man b4 goes up so he dont gotta carry rifles and is told to hunt rabbits even though its not kosher

so tht go on ad theres reds around and after walking for a while its night and juge wants clint to take command from the leaders so they can deal euth the apache instead of fighting

also the accused guy is said to kill anyone to be free

later eacthwood is gonna cap a guy butthe reds attack and gun him down and theres a  a gunfight

a red comes fr the guns and the accused dont stop him so someone else caps him

after the fight the Americans and yankees ice the wounded reds and judge keeps turning clint against the yankees for revenge

the clnt wants to stay and figt to get back da horses for him to b0ne and fights the yabkee leader but gets his a55 kicked like the Soviets y Reagan and Poland in 1919

the red leader i thinksez to respect even a yankee and judge sez to give the reds the accised but yankee leader ssez no and if he keeps f==king tihings he'd be horsewhipped

so they go on and stop and theres an Indian on a horse following them

clint is running low on water and yankee leader gives them water and soon after a red awwored a guy and they go on

snipered like j k f and harambe, not both are in h=ll

they get to the river and find a mans body hanging from a wood thing in the water like some kinda ritual andthey gotta drunk tis man tea despite some being against it but yabkee leader does it 1st and drunks it

ya kee leader fills judges canteen and they fnda saddle and a gun aying theyd get a horse for s rifle and clint fires on them but is stopped to save ammo

they don't got enough food for thr whole trip so they gotta live off the land even though they got a body there and arelady dinking his ta

later judge who is the bad guy chugs his man tea and  accused sez the reds wont ice him as they know him but they go on and take a rest later in a safer place as they didn't see apache for days

yankee leader sez the apache i waiting for them to drop guard and as they eat the mexichick is nice to him and offers food as every movie needs romanc in  it even if it horror or comedy or action

they kiss and the reds attack and they run to ready for battle

a swarm of reds comes on horses a55 and drivs around like punks on mototrcylles who drive loud and ddesrve the car accidents that send em to h e double harambe

clint shoots one and judge wigs out antries to get accused to steal rifles and trade ti he reds for hordes, but accused shanks him with a knife the jdge stoopdily gave him

accused brings rifles to the reds and they throw a spear in his shect i mean chest as he trusted the enemy to help him like the queers thinking the mus lims are ther allies

the Americans and yankees take out a few reds coming for rifles and clint finds the judge sent back to h-ll where his kind came from

then its night and clint suggest stealing the hordes back as the reds dont expect it

yankee leader wears blankets on his boots to muffle his sounds and after seeing where the reds are, plan an attack to get the horses and lead the reds and horses around to get guns or w/e i dont know i missed some of it

at clearly day but faking night a guy sneaks up on a red guard like a ninja and cuts his neck and another sneaks around adn gets a guy in the back

as they leave with hores a guy calls i mean falls and a hore screams and twakes the red sthey could have iced while sleeping and a gunfight breaks out

a red sneaks around and catches the woman and is ginna knife her nutn yankee leader fights jim i mean him with a knife and he evades and uses what seems like aikido to block and lock and throw him and end him

so the americans and yankees finish the reds and burn the bodues and go off

the end

that  onlyn lasted 90 kisn i mean mins with adds

but overall i liked it

is not bad and has good monents

not the number 1 greatest but its not awful

its got a few good iceas i mea ideas and doesn't drag or lose interest

its not long but you don't need it to be Birth Of A Nation to be good

Like how come games can be beat in 1 sitting like Contra and are still good and don't need to be a 400 hour jrpg

A lot is people walking, probably to add to the runtime, but so is Lord Of The Rings andthe locations seem like 60s Star Trek

Its not bad and clint eastwood needs a double ended enema if he/they thinks this movie was bad.

A garden hose in each end to clean out his filth

For Ambush At Cimarron Pass 2 I want them to get to the fort and find the apache have risen up and taken over. The fort is burned out and the people are skinned and cooked but not dead. So the team launches an attack to reclaim their land. Also is a bunch of Samurai wgo left Japan after the Meiji Restoration who came here to continue their Samurai Lifestyle like Confedrates who went to brazil after the yankees took over. The launch an attack on the apavhe king's palace of the bones f their victims as most of the forces are battling the American resistance and they gotta take him out before time is out and America falls as the gotta send the message on telegeaph lines in time with the hidden tattoo on the apache kings butt of a swastika hexagram fir panganism and occultist that only apache know. With their leader one, they surrender and are executed for their crimes. Uts also an 8 bt Srpg like shining force on Game Boy, Nes, Game Gear, Master System, TG16, Atari Lynx and 7800 where you play as the team and go across the ruins of America and get to the apache king palace and fight various American Yokai like Sasquatch and Chupacabra and the boss is the apache king and his black magic abilities.