War Arrow Review

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War Arrow

This is my review on War Arrow from the distant future year to Wyatt Earp of  1954 (90 years before the third Robotech War)

Its dire cted by George Sherman who did Tomahawk/Big Jake

It stars the god irish Maureen O'Hara from Jamaica Inn/The Hunchback of Notre Dame/Miracle on 34th Street/The Quiet Man/McLintock!/The Rare Breed/Big Jake/The Christmas Box, ally to Sammy the satanist Jeff Chandler from Thunder in the Sun/Broken Arrow, John McIntire from The Lawless Breed/Apache/Psycho/Seven Ways from Sundown/Rooster Cogburn/the live action show The Incredible Hulk/The Fox and the Hound/Turner & Hooch, Noah Beery Jr from The Mark of Zorro/the 39 Of Mice and Men/Sergeant York/Red River/The Texas Rangers/Inherit the Wind/7 Faces of Dr. Lao/The Waltons/The Rockford Files, Charles Drake from The Hunchback of Notre Dame/Sergeant York/The Maltese Falcon/Yankee Doodle Dandy/It Came from Outer Space/-/Showdown/Valley of the Dolls, 1 of many husbands to the evil judy garland, wait, he was butt buddy to one of her husbands, Henry Brandon from The Son of Monte Cristo/the 50s The War of the Worlds/The Searchers/The Ten Commandments/the 70s Assault on Precinct 13, animal supremacust commie Dennis Weaver from The Lawless Breed/Touch of Evil/Duel at Diablo/the 60s The Twilight Zone/Captain Planet and the Planeteers/Ancient Secrets of the Bible, Part II/The Simpsons/Touched by an Angel, Jay Silverheels from Kit Carson\Key Largo/Saskatchewan/True Grit/Broken Arrow, Jim Bannon from T-Men/The Texas Rangers, and some guys i never saw or not on back door, candy a55, banana crammer, aids bag, Sodom bottom, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, cripple nipple, soy boy, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants, gender offender Wikipedia who lies and begs for money to spread more lies.

I never saw this but its 78 mins so that means 2 hours on Grit

After title and credts and logos in widescreen with tenchicolor, guys on horses go by a wasteland and find an arrow in the ground

i hin the are marchalls or rangers or w/e and the arrow is a year old and 1 guy thought they'd be fighting Indians but its gone and worry of kyaway spelled Kiowa

they coe across the brned out wagon and see irs Kiowa and get to the fort to report

ccording to Wikipedia they had a 37 month calandar and 1 keeper was called Settan

they are gonna fight the kiowa who attack in 1020 man packs and do hit and run things so thry are harder to keep travk of

if the fort falls the kiowa get full control of the area and for years in Anti soviet Florida they held off the American military and wait that was the seminal ribe i thnk who was scattered and are remnants of their red horde power force and main guy wqants to use em to fight the kiowa

and according to wikipefia was a kiowa named satanta and they had necro riruals for corpses fearing ghosts

at a parry is a n openly irish chick Maureen whomain guy wants to dance with and she does while talking with some beta males and he sez how fortmalities waste time

shes glad someone asked her to dance like manly tough dudes and she knows of his military history and likes dancing wuith him

her husband ghot iced 6 months ago by reds and men keep proposing to her and theres good military inuendo

main guy goes to sign a card and when o hara hears he wants semilos to fight kiowas she sees the commander is jealous of him

then the reds attack and ice wagons of people andmain guy goes with 2 guys and Ohara looks longingly at him but the  but the filming looks 70s or 80s

the trio sees a red on horse going off and they talk of how many there are and if they have a trap

beery bets theres no Indians in 10 miles but hears thers kiowa atching him now and soon the reds attack abd the Americans take em out with the American Firearm

so they go by a seminal  tribe and the guys hit on a red chick and they try to get the seninals to work with em to fight the kiowa

they offer em land and cr-p and the leader dont wanna fight and the main guy calls him a candya55 and a guy attacks

then the lkioa attack and the Americans stand their ground and open fire and wipe out the kiowa who keep running headfist into the maelstrom of bullets like dumba55es

amazed at how American Tech is 15 repeating shots they agree to work with em and go back to the fort and hear of the fort dont wanna help the seminols

the red woman is b--ching a lot about her cr-ppy places she lives and wome feminazi cr-p and Ohara whio's only red in hair is friendly to her

red chick wants a dress like Ohara and will live with some place i wasn t paying attention

the guns come in later and red cbic gets supplies for dress making and wants to e a better woman than Ohara(not likely)

so the men are trained to use guns like contra ad are good with guns as they are eth nic

at night Ohara and main guy talk of their lives and once he saw a rattler in her home

she sez shes only into commander as a friend like seiya and serena in sailor moon andits a good mid 20th century romance scene were they talk and grow close them smooch

so the similol are trainsed in horse riding and jumping cr-p on a horse and trained to dig a trench but they wanna fight erect (tee hee)

the hiher ups and commander think he's f;d and the kiowa will ice and b0ne him dea and i think they did stuff like skinning and cooking people alive

msi guy goes to the Ohara and sez howafter this mission he might get advanced like a gamre boy after this and sez hes gay for her and she knows

she sez she aint into him and tells him off for being arrogant and they bicker then smooch and she sez nothing changed

so the seminol and main gy and force are out and then is night and 1 guy is bait and later they see a swarm of reds coming in a narror pas and the Americans open fire after min guy and bait escape from the campfire and the reds keep coming and gt iced

later its day andthey are in an open a55 field like a field with a55es opened and they see a swarm of reds comming

he runs as he reds followow, although hes with reds and its like ww2 with the Nipponin vs maruta

so he runs by a trench and the men come up and shred em with gunfire

later itsnight and theres a fist fiht and they stop and fid a saber from oharas husband

he goes back to base and sez the man who had it was White but commander sez it might've been taken by a kiowa and sold to him and how its hard to prove main guy iced as many reds as he sed

main guy gices the blade to Ohara anf she thinks the owner was tall and dark haired and White like Darien in Sailor Moon

she thinks he might be alive and went on a scouting to dessert and the body they found was burned and the  mexicoes wanted him to get the reds to fight afain

they argue that she is avoiding him and his love as her man might be alive bt he sez the commander sed he was iced

msin guy talks with a guy and finds her husband was in the confederacy and hted yankees

at a dance the reds celebrate with their rituals an msin gu defends em but others dont like it

he goes ut to see red chic in an American Drss and she wants to not be a savage and evolve and they go off and it fads out like they b0ned

later its filmed like a 70s or 80s movie and Ohara wants him to bring bac her husband alive or in pieces and they go out

while in the wastelands some guys in dresses like Thor in that Norse Story, drive around and whe the reds attack hey pull guns and nd em like that Blonde in Conskin by Bakshii

they catch sime reds and interrogate a survivor who wont talk and the senilil sez t torture him but main guy has him send him bac to tell the reds t stop attacking

latwr min guy sez they gotta take out the leaders or they'd waste yeas wiping em out

the seminil shad the captured guy tortured and found they wrk for a White man who leads attacks and moves every day and is the husband of the Ohara

spoiler; reds do torture and it works and they are good at it

take that bush haters

so i tink the reds tortured the captured guy dead to end the war sooner as he would have suicided anyay as he cant go back in disgrace like Samurai doing Seppuku for Bushido Code

min guy named brady like tom brady comes to da fort and tells the Ohara her man is alive

the main semilil b--ches out over his people not getting supplies and colonel tells him off and dont care he's a chief as he thinks his people s=ck

main guy sez the husband is gonna attack the fort but don't think its a problem

red chick sez she wants to marry him and stayed for him and to have him get back the reds as they left thinking the promise wasn't fulfilled

later its night and some guys are stealing liquor and when a guar comes by they beat him out and book it on horse a55

so the signal f'd pit or a bit and when it came back colonel rides main guys a55 over stolen supplies and wants him court martialled or treid and will drive out the reds of both trbes as hes jealous of their wins

at night the Ohara comes out and lets in the seimiils and the signal f==ks out for a while

according wto wikieofea she feed the main guy the brady and he stole food to give to the hunn gurr Indians and they escaped and foun that the kiowa are gonna attack and the fort is only got 20 men to defend it as the rest are loking for the kiowa

main guy goes back and colonel dont like him and is gonna have him thown in the brig and a calvary group retutned in tiem to say the liowa are attacking

the signal evevtnaly came back and and Ohara wants to see her husband again ut once the kiowa gets in they'd all get chopped up and b0ned dead in that order

he smooches him and main guy gets red chick out of a locked barn and shes glad to see the chief who i think is her dad and she is less malcontent

so theres a trail of gunpowder to something and eventually the kiowa attacks and its n a hilly area and the hill is by the fort

the reds charge and the Americans attack with cannons and rifles and the reds for once pull back instead of rushing wave after wave into gunfire

a horse cart with waons is driven at the gate and busts it in and thr reds get in like aids blood on stblers hand gut in svo i mean cut i mean cut i mwsn svu

sthe powder gets shot and ths burn is heading for the area with the people in it and Ohara goes out and brushes it away

spoiler mythbusters proovedyou can easily outrun burning gunpowder

so hoara gets beat by a red but gets up and gets a gun and goes all Lillian gish or sheena etranzi in contra hard corps and takes out a red

so the colonel is wounded and regrets it and his mistake and  the similins i thin return and help

main guy and husband have a deathmatch and husband fires on main guy but he dodges it like han solo and fight him but as husband clinbs a laddet a red i think caps him

he smooches Ohara as the reds book it and the seimilil are given land or w/e

the end

that was pretty good

nice story and good twists

kinda saw the fist fight coming when i saw husband in the base

nowadays it would be in a factory cuz you gotta have the final fight be in a factory

good fiming and musuic and the acting fits

somehow a few scenes wrre fimlmed looking 70s or 80s

Maureen is good as usual and was kinda bada55 with her skill fighting the reds

it doesn't drag and has good flow anddont feel long and holds attention

Maureen didn't think the guy was a great actor but a nice guy but i think he did ok

then again, kaiba dont think joey is good at magic and wizards

For War Arrow 2 I want the remnants of the trbe they beat to go to the giant cave and fuse with the dead giants to gain un holy power and try to take out the Ameri cans, But the Americans have a new gun wuth infinite ammo and moon boots made of moon ricks that fell to earth after a demon cracked the moon in a heaven war and lets them jump higher. the main guy, Maureen, and 2 Indians team up and fight through the giant fusios and after they take em all out, the corpses fuse into a giga demon and they gtta go in its body and take out its skull gems to stop it from within. Also its a 16 bit run n gun like Contra on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16 Atari Jaguar and GBA with up to 4 players fighting through the giants and the regular reds and their animal slaves they used magic to control.

Black Beauty Review

 Note; i spell blicketre bkack

Black Beauty

this is my revire on Black Beauty from the distant futute year (to andresw jackson) of 1994(20 years beofre Robotech Season 1 ended)

Its directed by Caroline Thompson wwho woeked with Tim Burton on several things

It stars openly devolved Alan C=mming from X2\Garfield: The Movie\Son of the Mask\The Smurfs 2011movie\Mr. Bean\Courage the Cowardly Dog\Frasier\Robot Chicken\Rick & Steve the Happiest Gay Couple in All the World\The Good Wife\Arthur, Sean Bean from The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring\The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers\Equilibrium\The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King\Troy\Silent Hill\Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief\Jupiter Ascending\the live action Knights of the Zodiac\Robot Chicken/Silent Hill Revelations, David Thewlis from James and the Giant Peach\DragonHeart\The Island of Dr. Moreau frpm the 90s\Seven Years in Tibet\The Big Lebowski\Gangster No. 1\Timeline\Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban\Kingdom of Heaven\The Omen reboot\Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix\Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince\Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 1 and 2\War Horse\The Theory of Everything\Wonder Woman(weird that he's in Wart Horse  too)/Justice League, Jim Carter from Flash Gordon \ the 90s Richard III\Balto\Tim Burtons Alice in Wonderland, Peter Davison (NOT pete as he's devolved) from Law & Order: UK, Alun Armstrong from Krull\Billy the Kid and the Green Baize Vampire\Braveheart\Sleepy Hollow\Eragon, Peter Cook from The Princess Bride\Great Balls of Fire!, Niall O'Brien from Braveheart, and a bucnha guys I never saw and aint on back door, candy a55, soy boy, beta male, frooty booty, gender offender aids bag, uso suki wikipedia

Its based on a book Me not read from 1877 by Anna Sewell

I saw it before and thought it ws pretty good

after title and creits to soft music of a blue sky and full moon ti full screen and 90s good color we seea horse sitting on the ground eating grass and saying this is the srtory of his life

then the rest of the film is flashback and i think its sean bean pulls a baby hors out of a mommy horses a55 and it walks around

on't horses eat the afterbirth and placenta?

so the kid grew and loved being with its mom and much of it is horses moving aorund to music and enjoyin anture

imagne the requus guy watching this and j-rkin off to the sexy horses like the bronys do

sean put a muszzle on it and it dont like it and he's growing up and dont like it but sean bean sends him to spend a year with other horses

so then he gets trained and gets a bit put in his moutn and is into eating oats and goes on about it as they put a saddle on him

then thy nail horse shoes on his hoofs and gets trained to be riden an runs with th sean mr bean on him

so he sez bye to momlike anakin in star wars and goes to a new home and the rich people who bought him like an indentured servant and the lady who owns the place notices he's black

she wants to name it ebony but it sounds like bone like b0ning and a guys sez black bird after her uncles horse but that was ugly so she calls him black bneauty

i anna take his face... off!

whho am i? 'm spider man

we're on, the lanet of th apes!!

so he's put in thr stable with th other horses and they dont like him

this white a55 horse is riden by a girl and a boy takes over it and tries running it but the horse spazzes out and escapes and uses its mouth to open the gats and let the horses out

the boy is master alfred like in batman by tim burton and danny elfman and is sent to tea and the main horse wasn't let out

later he went to his horse he has a crush on and hits on her but she dont want him and kicks at him

thsi stable boy joe liek joe menglee joe stalin and joe biden is taught to be kind to the horses and main horde and crush pull a cart and she does more than him

he keeps trying to seduce her and she dont want him which feminists might call harassment and they/them dont get love unless its for something weird

later the main hors is pulling a cart an its a night strom and theyn have the horse pull it over a flooded birfge and he senses doom and dont go

the horseman goes on to pull the horse but the bridge side f'd out and he falls in the water as the horse holds on the strap leather thing with thr horseman on it

eventually horseman pulls his a55 back and thanks the horse for saving him but when they go back joe looks after the horse but dont know what dto do

he gets him cold water and dont give him his blanket as hes hot from the reaction to the icy rain

so main horse got sick someon from temoerature and his crush felt for him and softened

uncle horseman john sees joe f'd up like hes a devolved irishman and takes care of the horse

later he has some autism thing of every sound triggering him and later he gets better and joe hugs him and gets uncle horseman john

he was put in a paddock to recover and joe plays with him every day and lets joey ride him

je goes through launry and gets a white sheet on him like he's in the klan

so the lady owner goes to recover from an illness and in these stanlrsa guy smokes a pipe despite told hes not to but whinres about a lamp left by the hay

when he gets th lamp the ipe fals and starts a fire and main horse tries to warn the people but they don't speak horse

they lock the horses in the stanle anfthe fire picks up and horches the place andf the horses go mntal like its soviet korea where we sell horse mean(was it korra? Maybe nam)

joe hoes in to save the horse but he won't go w/o his crush and joey puts a blindfor on him and leads hi out

joey goesin and brings out the crish and there used to be a White A55 Horse with hair like a barbie doll

so the horses were ok but the lady owner goes to a warmer place and sez byes to the jon the joey and the horses

the last time the horses have in the pasture is a nice time and knda moved me to tears a bit

so White A55 Horse is taken away by the Vicker and Joey crush and him go to a new home ad jory sez one day he'd be with him again but leaves

the hih class probably inbred brits have the horses wear bearing reins to hold their heads up to look good but feels bad

crush dont like the bering sea reign and gets kinda b-=chy  and goes mental and breaks out of the cart and a wood bumps main guys leg

crush spazzes out on the floor and guys hold it down as the bearing reign choaks it

main guy goes back the the jail cell and walks in a circle as a brit struggles with it and he steps on the brits foot, like tobey in roots with a hoof not an axe

another horse man looking like curley mixed with larry treats the leg wound and the horses are put in wood things to heal

crish wasn't called to work for new master and ain horse is brought in to be painted but cr-ps on the floor offscreen

later this guy is drunk and main hore has a f'f shoe and cimbs on the horse the wrog way wondering where the head is and falls onn

he eventually drives the horse drunk and rides fast  and the shoe comes off, the horse f's out and drunk a55 falls and slams on the ground

is he dead? we can only hope

main horse thinks of his past and the next day the workers find them and he's ok and gets fired

later the son of thenew lady wins a horse race but crush is all f'd by it and they sell her and wait i think they sold main guy

he goes to a guy who rents him out to anyone who can and the horse slves he ownes hate him and kick him when they can

and they the horse turned to drugs and alcohol and p0rn0graphy and got into a gang and went around stealing from drug stores and selling it to grade schoolers

jk rally he goes to a fair andsees joey, now grown up like bart in hokuto no ken 2

he spazzes out and eventually joey  i mean somegy in a hat comes by an checks him out and after a haggle gets him for 17 guineas

main horse is taken through a slum and goes to a depressing hole in a city's a55 and is owned by a family  with kids thats kinda nice to him

they wanna call him jack but he's blacker than jack so hes black javk like the Osamu Tezuka character ad like hoy Tobey got a normal name in Roots by his new masters

the am is out and they get attacked by jack the ripper as this is the 1800s and he chops them pen as their ogans spill out and the scream

k really main horse pulls a cart and gets braids on its main and tail to look good and his new master is kind to him as a cab

so city life is cr-ppy but he likes his master jerry nd later gets to go to a ranch or w/e and got ti be happy there with grass and unpaved roads

after a visit to the country he returns and sees his crush all decroded and f'd by hard work and she goes on

at night he dreams of if they cold have been happy and this is kinda adand moving

later he sees the corpse of his crish taken to the glue factory like wuth forest gump and his revellionous woman

so master jerry i thinkcoughtg and might have the consumption and stays in the cold for hours as the party was sad to end at 9 but after migknight goes on and the high class brits dont see lower class ones as equal or human

this is why America is better, nuke england, should have sided with Zee Kaiser

later the son sz jerys lungs are f;d and he cantcab anymore so they probably will give the job to a gaijin wjo stinks and b0nes passangers w/o consent

so the fam sez bye to him and jeery looks unda and drives off

he's sold to a grain dealer and whipped andhas to pull loads of grain up hill and after 2 year he f's out and put up to sell

then out of nowhere joe comes back and his voice revived him and he calls out and joe remembers him

this is moving, i cried a little

joey comforts him and cys and takes him to live on a colorful green nature place where he ecovers and imagines being with his friends

that was great

clean but powerful.

you feel for the characters and its a good spectacle of showing loving nature and despair

its touching and has heart and moved me to tears but didn't need swearing or violence

its better than i remember it and the filming is great

the effects make you feel the horses damage and it didn't need cg

i never saw the other versions but i can see this being the best

its a good period piece and they didnt modernize it like devilman crybaby with  the b0ning and d0ngs

Its a touching meaningful movie and reminds me of the notebook with romance and feeling

The only animal we hear is the main one and its his story

kinda like with garfield thinking and not aying

I loved it and think the chick wo did it otta do more thing, esp 1800s books

i like the 1800s and it was a pretty grand film

Its bt WB when they were doing well with Tim Burton with Batman

For Black Beauty 2 I want it to be about a friend of Joey's got chppped up by jack the ripper and he and the horse team up to solve the mystert. Also its an 8 bit pont and clic game like Shadowgate o Sega Master System and Game Gear, NES, GB, TG16, Atari 7800 and Lynx and you find clues to find who is the real jack but it chanfes each time you playt based on actual suspects.

Cry Macho Review

 Note: I spell like the volla peope

Cry Macho

This is my review on Cy Macho from tre distant fiture yesr to carl macek of 2021 (10 years after Robotech Season 1 and Transformers The Headmasters)

Its directed by the savage Clint Eastwood who did High Plains Drifter/The Outlaw Josey Wales/Pale Rider/Unforgiven/Space Cowboys/Blood Work/Flags of Our Fathers/Gran Torino/Sully

It stars offspring sacrificing clint eastwood from A Fistful of Dollars/For a Few Dollars More/The Good, the Bad and the Ugly/Hang 'Em High'/The Beguiled/Dirty Harry/Thunderbolt and Lightfoot/The Outlaw Josey Wales/Every Which Way but Loose/Pale Rider/Unforgiven/Casper/Space Cowboys/Blood Work/Gran Torino/Ambush At Cimarron Pass, Dwight Yoakam from King of the Hill/Under the Dome/Axe Cop/Drunk History, and a few I never saw in anything or ain't on back door, candy a5, aids ag, sodon bottom, frooty booty, banana crammer, gender offender, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie vegan stoneer peta tree kung fu based on plants,soy boy, beta male, soviet Wikipedia who denies the truth and praises lies

Its based on a book that was a screenplay in the 70s tht no studio wanted so he did it as a novel and tried to get it made with Arnold Schwarzenegger wanting to do it. So kind of the opposite of the room

I never saw this but it got some like and hate and didn't do well at the box orifacr

ater logos and credits for a while wait its title 1st then a long thing of a car driving on a farm with possinbly virgin horses 

clint gets outand its the distant fture year of 1979 befior Ronald Reagan saved The Wirld from the reds

his job  owner sez he used to be worroied of losing him but now after an accident and pills and booze he's got 2nd rate horses and he don't worry of losing him and wants new blood

he fired the clint who sez this guy is a small weak gutless man

 and goes back to fhis farm with newspaoers on the wall and saying how rodeo star broke his back and we get 20s looking footage of it

then its a year later and Reagain is Rising and his boss howard like the beta male in big bang theory comes by and wants clints r us to save his son from sioviet Mexico as his mom is letting the kid be abused and he cant go to sh-t a55 india i mean Mexico as he's got legal cr-p

clint don't wanna but howard guilts him into it by saying he did so much cr-p for him and clintus agrees

howard sez he can give the kid his own horse nd run of da ranch as giving 13 year olds power is a good idea and won't f em up and gives him movey to do it

at da border some chickschcks comeby and the Mexico guard is friendly to as as he wants ti b0ne em like all those lusty apes want and clint goes by and hes friendlier

i should point out that my Mexico friends hste living there and wish to come to the 1st world as Mexico s=cked and is full of crime, violence, raepe, murder, disease and oppression

btw the movie is realy wisescreen and colored byt faintly so its not bold or vivid

so clint goes to some mansion and this Mexican chickwait shes white meets the clint and talks of his fam and how clint has a photo of her son from long ago

she knows her ex man sent him and others b4 that was stopped and sez her son isn't a good innocent kid but is a gambling stealing cockfighting malcontent and sez "take him if u can find him, he's a monster" and she don't know where he is and he hates his rents so clint otta go home

the clint asks when she gave up and she sez shes not ment to be parents and offers a drik but the clinto goes out

clint comes by a cockfight and the comes cme in sand themeicans swarm like bugs when you turn on the light and catch a few

clint comes out like ba rocks butt buddy big mike johnson otta and sez the cops are gone and hes a family friend but a rooter runs and he chases and not choaks it but is onna wring its neck if he dont come out

mexikid comes out and thinks hes a pvo like his moms friends at parties who b0ned him but he sez hes the dads friend to bring him back

they talk at a bar and mexikid is malcontent and thinks dad don't want him as he didntcall on birthdays and promised him a horse but didn't give one

clint sez hes late but didn't lie and has hundreds of horses and owns a big a55 ranch and mexicid agrees and goes to get his cr-p

the clint goes to the moms and sez he fond im at cockfights likewith Digimon attles in the 90s with the digvice andshes drnking and dont think kid with go with him

he don't wanna b0ne her and she sez she'd call the cops and accuse clint of kidnapping and send him to a Mexico jail and the kid is her property like an indentured servant

clint has enough of her sh-t and pulls out hs gun at her head, she gets scared and begs but he sez "you belong in h=ll" and blows her head open with brain splattering

jk rally he goes out anddrives but on the way bak the rooster jumps around and he sees the teen is in the car and clint throws him out and don't wanna bring him

kidsez he'd bear false witnrss on himand sez clint b0ned him orhit him with his car but clint sez he's sick

clint sees teen stole his wallet like hes a gypsy and they fight over it but he wasn't clint to bring him to da boarder and let him off t find his way back so clint agrees and gets back his wallet

clint wants the rooster named macho tied up to not cr-p all over it but tteen sez he's a fighter and tells of how he was a candy a55 rooster but got stronge and killed a big bird

teen wants to share his cockfighting wins with him as we got boxing, mma and dog racing so we otta have cockfights like  Japan and dog sumo fights being regulated and kept safe

at night the sit by the fire and clint fixes the roosters eye fom cr-p in it and teen has bruises on him from beating at hime and from her mom bringing her butt buddys back and and him not respecting the guys who b0ne her and mom beats him

he lives in the gutter and trusts n one and is all f'd up

so then its day and they go on and i mean they as 2 people not 1 guy full of demons andthey go to a restaurant and teen orders a maria as i assume its Mexico blood

its tequila and clint dont want him to as alcohol kills people like aids and the gov

th clint goes to a phone call and tells the howard he found the boy ad knows of the other 2 guys

clint retrns and teen chuggedsomething and clint sees its Mexico beer

teen wants to wear clints hat but he tells teen its a cowboy hat for coeboys but teen sez mecoes can do better than them

clint sez hes half White and teen gets b-chy overif clint thinks hes like his dad the coward or mom the weak and goes out

teen is caught by i think moms goons and fight at e1 but goon sez somethin in Mexico and teen sez thats not my dad and a swarm of mexicoes  bat on him and probably cut him open and b0ne his guts

they go on andclint has t takev a jean claude van dump so teen gives him catus to eat

then some gaijin steal clints car and clnt cant call the cops as the cartels own em and the cps would art her i mean him for helpng the teen get awa from his lusty mom like people do for trunks and bulma b0ning

they go to the city to get a car and clint changes clothes to not be penly Ametican and teen steals a car for clint to rive as i guess they are gypsies

clint drives the mexicr=pmobilr to another hokuto no ken like village andthey go to this restaurant to avoid da cops

the mrxicop come near n the resyatant queen closes the restaurant to the cops to help em 

clint takes  rest and the rooster wakes him up later an didn't eat out his eyes and teen sez he told restaurant chick clint is his dad from the nut house

then told the trusth as se didn't buy it and teen trusts her and her name is marta and they go

they drive by a road thing and find his truck with the gaijin thieves bring arrested and it starts raining so they go by a hotel with a big Cross on the wall

they talk of if clint is Catholic or Kah Thall Ik as the mexicoes say, and the clint is not

when asked if he has kids he tells teen his fam was iced in a car accident years aggo and afer the drugs and booze, the howard gave hi a chance and gothis life back

the next day the marta cmes by ater lighting a candle at chuch and saw their car, seems suspect, i think shes a double agent

as the clint chases the rooster i mean the teen does dat he finds the car leaks a55 oil and is f'dthey go by horses andtalk with the rancher who sells em

clint notices they are f'd and its revealed they were cught and wild andclint and teen try traning da horses and trains teen to ride horse a55 like a brony

the clint goe back to therstaurant and thers kids there and give her meat as a it bt gets a meal as thanks

its rvealed the kids are martas grandkids andher fam died years ago of illness but in the uncut dub it was the carten skinning em alive and feeding it to em as they cooked em in a fire pit

the mexicops come by and marta tells em off and it goes and teen explains the mexicop is a deputy trying to act big and she'd not let him eat thee if e keeps f ing with her

later a Mexico goat was attacked by a dog and clint looks at it and i think its Chupacabra

the howrd calls as its been 2 weeks snd he reveals he bought investments in mexuco under her name for tax reasons and he wants his part and clint thinks he only wants his son for some money thing

clint tells teen dad asked of him and they calm a horse together and clint impresses teen

teen wants to stat withmarta but clint dont wanna impose but marta is ok with em living in the church and i thought it was a hotel

clint work on the car and needs a new one and mexicop follows around in his call

laterclint cooks chcken for the marta and mexicoes and the pray to give thanks or the meal and teen thinks marta likes the clint

clint hekps animals andfmore bring em in and this mexicpp wants to know if he has a license  andthis fat Mexican wmma who's probably good at mouth stuff brings a dog and clintsez it needs rest in the bed as the dog is like 12

then a montage of people having a nice time in soviet Mexico and not boiled in acid by the carten or b0ned by a buncha gaijin like its a good place

clint kissed after dancing the marta and teen sez this is a good lace and might be better tha ntexas but if his dad didn't want him he'd stay but wants a good life with his dad in the 1st workld but worries dad might not want him but clint sez dad wants him

clint sees moms men with the cops and gets teen to leave and tells marta they gotta go and they ay be until they meet again likke dbgt and kiss

they drive off in a cr-pmobile and clnt sez a da boarder dad will be there and they dot need papers

but as they drive the cops are following and the mecan roads looks like road rash on genesis so they try to escape em in the wastelands

the cops are evaded and clint sez teens dad wants him there also to get his moms investments and teen is bitter over being not told a hole truth and dont believe him and runs off saying he hted him like a whny teen

then the cops cme by anf get em at gunpoint and check the car for drugs but finds none and lets em go but wonders why they ran

teen sez dad is sick and offers em a bribe and they go on and teen and clint get cr-p in the car as teen is still all b--chy like a degrasi monkey

clint sez his dad lied to both of em and quit b--chin butteen think both lied and they go on

he otta be layed by james dean as hes a whiny brat who hates his ad and gets b0ned by men

teen sez clint used to be bada55 but is candya55 now and ckint sez how rodeo macho is overated and clint sez age wisdom and cr-p 

then the moms goon runs em off the road and has em at gunpoint so then the burd umps him and nauls his face like kekko kamen and they get his gun

clint puts it in the guys mouth and sez; take ur medicine, andblows his heavd open

jk really they get to da border and teen gives him the bird that saved e and they say bye and tee goes to America and clint goes back to mexco tobe with his marta

the end

that was well done

good story of 2 wounded souls finding healing in each other

well filmed, well edited, good story, nice music, good acting and no cg

some didn't like it and yeah there's not much action, but its not that kinda story, its human interest like driving ms daisy instead f fights and guns like ohn wick

i liked it and felt it was wall made

Arnold didnt do it cuz he had a meican kid with his maid or w/e amd it seemed too soon, but him talking about the teen getting a rectal exam with a hand up the a55 might be a bit much

but this had good flow and didnt drag and went by at a good rate.

It holds my attention and isn't boring and  was a good watch

For Cry Macho 2 I want it to be about clint in Mexico and using Macho in cockfights and becoming a celeb in mexico's cockfighting matches and rises through tournaments usng his animal skills to outthink and outplay and outlast the opponents roosters on roids. Also its a 16 bit fighting game on Sega Genesis, Snrs, TG16, Atari Jaguar andGBA where you play as a rooster or other animal and fight others like street fighter or clayfighter.

Ambush At Cimarron Pass Review

 Note: i msepll like an ambush of aids

Ambush At Cimarron Pass

This is my review on Ambush At Cimarron Pass from the disant future year to Thimas Dixon of 1958(40 years before the gloval ccil war in Robotech and peobably Hokuto No Ken 1 0r 2)

Its directed by Jodie Copelan who only did this but was an editor

It stars Scott Brady from Black Spurs/The China Syndrome/Gremlins 1, child ender clint eastwood from A Fistful of Dollars/For a Few Dollars More/The Good, the Bad and the Ugly/Hang 'Em High'/The Beguiled/Dirty Harry/Thunderbolt and Lightfoot/The Outlaw Josey Wales/Every Which Way but Loose/Pale Rider/Unforgiven/Casper/Space Cowboys/Blood Work/Gran Torino,Irving Bacon from I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang/Mr. Deeds Goes to Town/San Francisco/The Texas Rangers/the 30s A Star Is Born/The Amazing Dr. Clitterhouse/Boy Slaves/Gone With the Wind/The Grapes of Wrath/the 50s A Star Is Born, Claire Carleton from  Westward the Women/Fort Massacre, Frank Gerstle from The Wasp Woman/Shock Corridor/Bullitt/Dragnet/I Love Lucy/Leave It to Beaver/The Andy Griffith Show/The Patty Duke Show, Ray Boyle from Ride Clear of Diablo, Baynes Barron from Planet of the Apes/Bewitched, Ken Mayer from I Want to Live! Drunk at Party/Bonnie and Clyde/Little Big Man, and a bucnha guys not in anything I saw or aint on back door, candy a55, beta male, soy boy, banana crammer, aids bad, Sodom bottom, girly man, French wench, cripple nipple, gender offender, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants Wikipedia

I never saw this but its only like 74 mins so its 2 hour on grit

openly evil clint eastwood said ths was his/they's worst western but what does he know?

after ittlat amd crteits to music over a very widescreen and b/w thing we see these cowboys coming by on horses a55es for a while

eventually they come across a fire and think it might be an apache ambush and walk on as in thr horses walk

the re are Indians on a rock and they head something and get to battle mode but think its not apache and cll to em

1 guy from the other group comes by and is a yankee and the main guys nearly ice him but its revelaed they are confederates and the war ended 2 years ago but the people are still hurt by what the yankee army did to his fam in Shermans war crimes

they are gonna ice the yankee but threy say they're in apache land and the yankee group only has a fr men left from em so they otta team up like the zenttraedi and rdf against the invid

later th guys talk at what seems like night of the fort and the confederates ask their mission

the yankees say they are taking a prisoner to the fort for selling guns to apache but wanna ice him now as a fair trial isn't the lincon way good thing for John Wilkes Booth

clint nearly attack the yankees for them being c=c suckers but is stopped and the head confederate talks of losing cattle in a drive from Texas and guns the reds might have

they hear a coyote and get defensive and see the apache with a woman as evetu movie needs a woman for some reason

the reds are gonna sacrifice her  or w/e and run off and the Americans and yankees save her andshes from the santos ranch

she sez something pf horses ad the Indians come by but i think  yeah they take the horses and escape

chick sez the Indians torched her ranch, iced her fam and the reds wanna trade hores for guns and if they agee to fire III shots

1 guy was caught and the condeferers wanna ive em guns but the yankees say either way the caught guy named cobb is dead and giving reds guns is abad

the redsdop cobb there are book it but in the real version he probsbly got sknned, wait, they did skin his face and they don't show it

they alk over what to do but its a 7 day walk and thers not enough food for it

Wy not eat the dead guy? I mean ur in the middle of the wasteland, its like a boat in the ocean, its ok, thats when ur suppose to eat people

its natural, animals do it, it doesn't matter who you love, to eat!

so the its day andthey get reay to leave and have the Mexica chickin a low cut top covr up and help but she gets b--chy even though shes a Greek but played a Mexican in taco face

the confederate and yankee leaderhelp each other and talk of how the judge they are bringing with em survived an Indian attack by playing dead andyankee thinks hes a coward and somethings up

the group leaves and talks and judge talks with clinte about being from Georgia and tries to seduce him to turning on his group to get the horss back

they stop for a rest and we're 1/4th in and it felt like nothing

a guy is on this tall rock and the group moves out

this guy who went ahead got caught by the reds and the men argue until  1 guy who was point man b4 goes up so he dont gotta carry rifles and is told to hunt rabbits even though its not kosher

so tht go on ad theres reds around and after walking for a while its night and juge wants clint to take command from the leaders so they can deal euth the apache instead of fighting

also the accused guy is said to kill anyone to be free

later eacthwood is gonna cap a guy butthe reds attack and gun him down and theres a  a gunfight

a red comes fr the guns and the accused dont stop him so someone else caps him

after the fight the Americans and yankees ice the wounded reds and judge keeps turning clint against the yankees for revenge

the clnt wants to stay and figt to get back da horses for him to b0ne and fights the yabkee leader but gets his a55 kicked like the Soviets y Reagan and Poland in 1919

the red leader i thinksez to respect even a yankee and judge sez to give the reds the accised but yankee leader ssez no and if he keeps f==king tihings he'd be horsewhipped

so they go on and stop and theres an Indian on a horse following them

clint is running low on water and yankee leader gives them water and soon after a red awwored a guy and they go on

snipered like j k f and harambe, not both are in h=ll

they get to the river and find a mans body hanging from a wood thing in the water like some kinda ritual andthey gotta drunk tis man tea despite some being against it but yabkee leader does it 1st and drunks it

ya kee leader fills judges canteen and they fnda saddle and a gun aying theyd get a horse for s rifle and clint fires on them but is stopped to save ammo

they don't got enough food for thr whole trip so they gotta live off the land even though they got a body there and arelady dinking his ta

later judge who is the bad guy chugs his man tea and  accused sez the reds wont ice him as they know him but they go on and take a rest later in a safer place as they didn't see apache for days

yankee leader sez the apache i waiting for them to drop guard and as they eat the mexichick is nice to him and offers food as every movie needs romanc in  it even if it horror or comedy or action

they kiss and the reds attack and they run to ready for battle

a swarm of reds comes on horses a55 and drivs around like punks on mototrcylles who drive loud and ddesrve the car accidents that send em to h e double harambe

clint shoots one and judge wigs out antries to get accused to steal rifles and trade ti he reds for hordes, but accused shanks him with a knife the jdge stoopdily gave him

accused brings rifles to the reds and they throw a spear in his shect i mean chest as he trusted the enemy to help him like the queers thinking the mus lims are ther allies

the Americans and yankees take out a few reds coming for rifles and clint finds the judge sent back to h-ll where his kind came from

then its night and clint suggest stealing the hordes back as the reds dont expect it

yankee leader wears blankets on his boots to muffle his sounds and after seeing where the reds are, plan an attack to get the horses and lead the reds and horses around to get guns or w/e i dont know i missed some of it

at clearly day but faking night a guy sneaks up on a red guard like a ninja and cuts his neck and another sneaks around adn gets a guy in the back

as they leave with hores a guy calls i mean falls and a hore screams and twakes the red sthey could have iced while sleeping and a gunfight breaks out

a red sneaks around and catches the woman and is ginna knife her nutn yankee leader fights jim i mean him with a knife and he evades and uses what seems like aikido to block and lock and throw him and end him

so the americans and yankees finish the reds and burn the bodues and go off

the end

that  onlyn lasted 90 kisn i mean mins with adds

but overall i liked it

is not bad and has good monents

not the number 1 greatest but its not awful

its got a few good iceas i mea ideas and doesn't drag or lose interest

its not long but you don't need it to be Birth Of A Nation to be good

Like how come games can be beat in 1 sitting like Contra and are still good and don't need to be a 400 hour jrpg

A lot is people walking, probably to add to the runtime, but so is Lord Of The Rings andthe locations seem like 60s Star Trek

Its not bad and clint eastwood needs a double ended enema if he/they thinks this movie was bad.

A garden hose in each end to clean out his filth

For Ambush At Cimarron Pass 2 I want them to get to the fort and find the apache have risen up and taken over. The fort is burned out and the people are skinned and cooked but not dead. So the team launches an attack to reclaim their land. Also is a bunch of Samurai wgo left Japan after the Meiji Restoration who came here to continue their Samurai Lifestyle like Confedrates who went to brazil after the yankees took over. The launch an attack on the apavhe king's palace of the bones f their victims as most of the forces are battling the American resistance and they gotta take him out before time is out and America falls as the gotta send the message on telegeaph lines in time with the hidden tattoo on the apache kings butt of a swastika hexagram fir panganism and occultist that only apache know. With their leader one, they surrender and are executed for their crimes. Uts also an 8 bt Srpg like shining force on Game Boy, Nes, Game Gear, Master System, TG16, Atari Lynx and 7800 where you play as the team and go across the ruins of America and get to the apache king palace and fight various American Yokai like Sasquatch and Chupacabra and the boss is the apache king and his black magic abilities.