The Defiant Ones Review

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The Defiant Ones

This is my review on The Defiant Ones from the distant future year toThe Italian Stallion Napoleon of 1958(81 years before Rovbotech Season 2)

Its directed by Stanly Kramer who did Inherit the Wind/Judgment at Nuremberg/It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World/Guess Who's Coming to Dinner

It stars Sidney Poitier from No Way Out/Blackboard Jungle/The Defiant Ones/The Greatest Story Ever Told/Duel at Diablo/In the Heat of the Night/A Patch of Blue/Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, Tony Curtis from The Flintstones/Rosemary's Baby/Spartacus/Some Like It HotTheodore Bikel from The African Queen/the 60s The Twilight Zone/Little House on the Prairie/Charlie's Angels/Murder, She Wrote/Law & Order/JAG, Charles McGraw from T-Men/Blood on the Moon/Joe Dakota/Spartacus/The Birds/It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World/In Cold Blood/Tell Them Willie Boy Is Here, Lon Chaney Jr from Manfish/My Favorite Brunette/The Ghost of Frankenstein/The Wolf Man/Of Mice and Men/Jesse James/law of the lawless/Young Fury/Town Tamer/Money, Women And Guns, King Donovan from Angels in the Outfield\Singin' in the Rain\Invasion of the Body Snatchers\It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World/cowboy, Claude Akins from From Here to Eternity/Joe Dakota/60s Inherit the Wind/Battle for the Planet of the Apes/The Gambler Returns: The Luck of the Draw/Dragnet/he Rifleman/60s The Twilight Zone/Matlock-/Eerie, Indiana, Lawrence Dobkin from Broken Arrow/the 50s Angels in the Outfield/the 50s The Day the Earth Stood Still/Deadline - U.S.A./50s Julius Caesar/Them!/the 50s The Ten Commandments/Patton/The Rifleman/60s Star Trek/Matlock/Star Trek: The Next Generation, Whit Bissell from The Red Badge of Courage/Creature from the Black Lagoon/the 1st Invasion of the Body Snatchers/60s The Time Machine/Birdman of Alcatraz/I Dream of Jeannie/Airport/Soylent Green, Carl Switzer from thre little raslcals/I Dream of Jeanie/*The Ten Commandments 50s ver, Cara Williams from nothing else i saw, and some guys not on back door, beta male, soy boy, aids bag, banana crammer, cripple nipple, Sodom bottom, gender offender, soviet, commi, hippe vegan peta stoner tree kung fu based on plants wikipeidea who thinks lincon was good but musolini wasn't

i saw some of this before years ago but dont recall much, but people liked it

it almost had back door brando but the guy who made it delayed so brando was filming some other cr-p and had to queer out

after credits and ttle to a storm of rain anda truck going in it singing a redneck song, wait its a truck of cons andopenly blck sisney is songing in a thing of Whites

Tony curti and him bicer anda car drives near it and it goes off a cliffvanmd in a low place

te cops investigate and no dies and2 esapes and thre cops wanna getdogs to hunt em but some townsfolk wanna help and be deputied but are turned doqn

Sidney is arrested for assault and attempted murder and tony for robbery amdthe sherrif says a judhe had a sense of humor to hain a whte and black together but they'd probably ice each other b4 5 miles

Robert mitchum was in a chain gain or somegthimg and said they wouldn't link Whites and coloreds in that era in the south

1 gy eats in frot of the bloodhounds and a guy whines of it as its mean

in the woods tony an Sidney try breaking the chains with a rock butr steel resistes rock attacs in pokemon

tony wants to go south to get the chain off but sdneythinks he'd get iced in a Southern town and wants to go 60 miles to a turpntone train to bust the chain

they nicker and say theres a time coming to settle it

the cos get on the case andthe duo crosses a river and have to hlp each other

is this whee Knuckles Chaotix gort the combi thing from?

they get swept away and tony catches a tree andpills syd up bit sez he did it to keep from being pulled in

later they ice a frog ofscreen and eat it as they talf animals and smoke and sid sez an owl got a weasel and they only make noise when they di

syd sez thanks and tony dont like it and is b--cy over saying thanks for tps and dont like being an indentured servant

he has ptsd and syd dont like being alled boy and they say each othera words and bicker as he called him a n=ggur and he dont have issues being called h=nkey  and they argue over it being like it is and following it

it rains and they sleep on each other andwe ee real owls and they walk on but dive in a hole in the grounds a55 full of waterto evade a horse cart seeing em

they ry cimbing up but fall and syd gives advice and tony gets b--chy over eing told what to do

they almot make ot but fall bac in and try again with tony climbing on syd of valis and trying to oull to the top with 1 arm as the other pulls the syd

syd sees tonys arm is infectecand tony is b--chy but lets him chocolate up his arm with mud and gets whyny over saying thanks but syd sez he was thankful in church despite having no soes

the dog owner now b0ner i hope whines over having to cross water and a delay is gonna cost em 2 hioures and he dyo has a 12 hour start

tony sucks faegs gv'nuh and they b whot did him in for troo andtalk about their lives and syd has awife and i think son who was 5 when he left and dont remember him

tone aint seen his dad since he was 14 like a blue y losevwho got into b0ing dudes andgetting aids tests bt thinking its normal

tony made cars but wanted to drive em and got caught sealing em an thinks he otta be a bigger crook to not get caught

that dont add up

a guy pulled a gun on syd and he beat the black offa him and is tied of being nice and jut wants to go apesh-t

they see a guy using the out house andsyd sez if he found a sae place his woman wont be afraid

they go to steal things andtony s too white despite being jewish andsyd chocolates him up wth mud or cr-p or sh-t or poop

they sneak around in  the bright night anda crow scares em and they sneak silenly like ninja on the roof

tey open the roof hatch an not Richard hath from survivor b0ning dues in the mouth and tony i lwered but falls and hads by hs chain

sud jumps and knocks over a shelf and the town wakes up and checks the store

they try to escape but get caught and the town is suprized tony cutish is kinda white

the reporter tells the sherrif to call in men or the duo escapes and something abouy being a lawyer before

the town is gonna string em up bt tony tries talking his way out but lon chaney GX steps into the grad tour and stops the main twn guy and confronts the town to end em to shoe em theydont wanna

when main tonie goes 2 urn out their eyes with a torch, the lon chaney thr ne generation slugs him out and sez to send em back the next day

hih, we're 50 mins in, that didn't feel lie much

in daylight the syd of non valis sings and talk of how tony saw a lnching b4 andorries the lon chaney 2 will fall asleep and the guys will syring em up

lon gt come in and frees em and they see hes got an arm scar from a chain gang

the duo run for a while and syd has a smoke as tony Curtis b--ches and syd tells him hes a cr-ppy guy and they devolve into a fist fight like anfry soviets

eventually a White American Boy gets em at gunpoint and they alk up as he stands thee was a ret-trd an they smack him down and he busts his hea

tony wants to go but syd looks out 4 the kid by when he come to, he rars the syd for being openly black

he tells em his life story and where he lves like an idiot as these guys might come back and 0ne him dead, esp after finding his mom is the only one there

they go to se his mom anf she feeds em and if this were made tday, tony and syd would fall in love and raise the kid after the mom gets it

threy talk of paintings and mardi gras anf the kid is gone anf the housewife starts hitting on tony Curtis like the fat gaymo in Spartacus

teres a train by here her husband worked for and kid  gets a chisel and suf breaks off the chains

Spartacus unchained, rate r, or butt stuffing

tny blcks out or rather African americans out in pc spell check and has an infection and syd carrys ton

sherrif charcs with the toen and lon Jeremy sez they broke out but the door has jimmy marks on it from outside

sherru sez if they lunchd em he'd find the bodies but lon sezthe sherruf is better equipped for it than them

sherrif rns his men and dogs hard and they want a break but he sez no

tony wakes up later and talks with mom of her cr-ppy life and he encourages her to dream and imagine

they grow closer and make out and it pans away to the sun rising and tony in bed as i think he b0ned her

he wakes up andgets on a shirt and goex out with a gun and goes out to water his face with mom there

she sez her husband might come back but she wants to go with him and has a car but its f'd and wont start

he works on it with her truning it on and he gets it working

she wants to dup her kid at her relatives and skip town with him and he dont wanna leave syd but she sez they'd travel as man and wife and they will be looking for the 2 guys and his chances are good on his own

tony agrees but notices syd is therw and was there the whole time in the reflection on the window and isn't keep on it

she makes syd something to eat and later gors off on his own after being told theres a railroad y a swamp

tony isez bye and is uneasy of leaving syd and later he makes out with mom but son catches em and seems uneasy

he worried if the cops will catch syd but she sez the swamp is full of quicksand and bogd and he's done for and she did it to cover lose ends sohe'  nto talk

i like how the chick is the bad guy here

both tony and woman get their irish up and she gets b--chy and whiny and leaves after throwing her out of the way and kid caps tony for no reason as he lubers out like sasqatch

the cps check with mom and she sez they didn't do anything

yony runs through the swamp liek an idio and yelling and falls in the mud but finds syd and sez what happened and he cant go on but syd tells him to suck it up candya55 and they go through the swamp

they cops track em through the swamp and get Dobermans but sherrif sez no dogs as they got the scent

1 cop sez this aint his jurisdiction but sherrif is gonna cap the dogs if they come and the others go with it

the duo reach the train and imagine someone editing the brokeback mountain theme to this as a trailer

they climb the area and the train is gong by and  syd gets on but cant pull up tony and the both fall off as it goes by

tonys burned out so syd smokes an give him a poof as he's outta breath nd needs some tobacco

they hear the bloodhounds and say "we gave em a ride" and shffrif comes by as syd sings

sherrif alks up, dont say a word and blwos em both out and says "i found em, they wont run again" and they lay dead and bleeding

jk really  siyd sings and is annoying to the herrif and probably dying  tony

The end

that was quite good

nice acting and writing an the music was good

nicestory and it went places and had a good development of the relations and characters

its well filmed andlove the b/w style

tony being a car worker came back to fix the car

i figured with the hayes code they'd not get away but it was still a surprise

Sidney is good a usual and tony gies a good performance as does the chick

it holds up and i;m glad they dodged that planet brando as he's a p o 

For The Defiant Ones 2 I want e to be in prison as homies and keep getting attacke by members of various races who think cross race friendship isbad. Eventually they can't take it andsnap and go all ut and beat dead all the guys in jail t get tp the prison boss and once they beat him, they wn the al a the twin kings. Also its a 16 bit beat em up on sega genesis, snes, tg16, Atari jaguar and gba where 1 player is tony and the other is Sydney and they fight in the jail areas like the med ward, ym, yard, caff, cell blocks and engine room.