Gun Brothers Review

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Gun Brothers

This is my review on Gun Brothers from the distany future year topail buyon  of1956(70 years before Transformers Zone)

Its directed by Sidney Salkow who did The Last Man on Earth with Vincent prizce

It stars Buster Crabbe from Flash Gordon seriel in the 30s/Alien Dead, Ann Robinson from the 50s war of the worlds/Gilligan's Island, Neville Brand from The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn/Birdman of Alcatraz/Cahill U.S. Marshal/The Ninth Configuration/the 60s The Twilight Zone, Michael Ansara from Outpost in Morocco/Road to Bali/50s Julius Caesar/The Robe/The Ten Commandments/The Greatest Story Ever Told/It's Alive/Batman & Mr. Freeze: SubZero/I Dream of Jeannie/Star Trek/The Rockford Files/Rambo: The Force of Freedom/Batman: The Animated Series/The New Batman Adventures/Batman Beyond, Walter Sande from Mr. Smith Goes to Washington/Citizen Kane/Sergeant York/Tortilla Flat/Dark City/Warpath/Red Mountain/Apache/Bad Day at Black Rock/Along Came Jones, Lita Milan from The Violent Men, Slim Pickens from One-Eyed Jacks/Dr. Strangelove/Blazing Saddles/The Swarm, Dub Taylor from Mr. Smith Goes to Washington/THEM!/The 50s a star is born/Bonnie and Clyde/The Shakiest Gun in the West/Back to the Future Part III/Maverick/Twilight Zone/Maor Dundee, James Seay from The Son of Monte Cristo/The Mad Doctor/40s Miracle on 34th Street/T-Men/the good The Day the Earth Stood Still/50s The War of the Worlds/Fort Ti/Vera Cruz/What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?/The Ballad of Josie/The Green Berets, Roy Barcroft from Flash Gordon Conquers the Universe seriual/Texas Across the River, Dorothy Ford from The Picture of Dorian Gray/Love Laughs at Andy Hardy/The Seven Year Itch, super Slavic Rick Vallin from Batman and Robin 40s sereal/The Adventures of Captain Africa (Not the Disney captain America)

i never saw his but its like 79 mins and 2 hours on gruit

afer logo title and credits in b/w and proper fullscreen to dramatic music its wyonimg in 1879

some military guys come by and theressmething about gold and they stop by a saloon and a guy checks out a chuck eating as i think this is a restaurant

shes the 1st girl he saw in months as he was rounding up reds to the reservation

a bow tie man hits on the girl and she dont like it but army guy sends him off and she sez she was followed by him for a year and shes going to a saloon to sing

his bother is a rancher and he's going to Laramie and they go off on a coach and talk of how his bro is his last family after the reds iced his rents and he hasn't sen his brother in years

some rouhs or wasteland warriors attack andits bandits like the frito bandito

the drivers are unguarded driving the thing like in robotech with hovertank guys and as main guy is gonna fight em, bowtie beats him out s he dont get em killed

the coach was robbed and they take hicks broach and bowties boot money but head bandit sez leave the army guy  for his oen reasons and book it

bowtie was a gambler and slaps her for coting him his oney but she slugs him and it goes like erry springer until mai  guy comes to and takes care of him

then its night and they are 20 miles from Laramie and her hand is bruised from slugging a guy

they mert yellostone Kelly not like barbies siter and hes the superior to main guy

main guy reveals the gang is lead y his brother and the army guys who came by get them to Laramie and not the cigareettes

army guy is in civilian clotes and meets chick andgot her a broach and he meets Yellowstone Kelly whotalks with him of working for him as a trapper but he wants to ranch with his brother

main guy and chick goes to lunch andkelly thinks mai  guy can be trusted  even though he has a brother jubal

at dunnal i mean dinner he sezbrother sez theres a ranch by Laramie but no one here knows of it and his bros red woker and red guys womancome by to get him andhe dont trust the guy but rusts his b riter

cain and able wre brothers, as were joseph and jude

sp red gy/gir bring main guy to his bro and bro punched him hin the gut and tanks it but chooses to do his turn later as he used to save em up and nail him

they talk ofhow main guy was nearly iced by reds and when he found he lived he wrote him

main guy knows jubal is into crime and the ranch is a scam but ubal wants his brother back

they eat and the red chick hasthe main chicks broach and sez she got it frored guy so main guy slugs him and brother tells em to stop

main guy sez he dont like guys roughting women and it belongs to the chick and sees they got money stealing

bro sez the land was took from the red man and he'd use it to open a legit ranch, but thats fruits of the poison tree, andthe reds didn't know about owning land

main guy is gonna work for Yellowstone Kelly and red guy sez he might turn em in but main gy sez he wont

they go back to  town and chick is singing in a saloon and he tells herthings went f'd with his bro and hes leaving and wants her to come with him to be a trappers woman and he'd make 2000-3000$ in a winter, which is a lot of money in the 1800s

she wants him to turn in his bro to stop the killing like kazinsky's bro but he cant turn on his brother like Cuomo the huomo

the sherrif comes by to get info but he jumps through the window and boks it but takes 1 in the arm and escapes

red chck gets main chick to get bandages to treat main guy but bowtie gambler stops em to get em to the sherrif so red chick kills him with a knife like a gaijin in England

the red does surgery on him and cant find the bullret so he cuts around andchick saves him and gets it out

a ed guy cutting up a White man? how standard, what next? a Sumo eating unkosher food?

so they wanna send chick back but she wanys t stay wuith main guy bt dont agree to arry him

theres a 5000$ reward for the gang and red chick goes to sherrif to get  him to catch the White Chick so she can have no competition

chick talks with main guy of not wanting to trust bro as he's gonna f em up andhe wants to get out tonight

at night the gang plays cards and bro sez when main guyleaves nxt week dont take main chickand red guy wants her as his woman butmain guy sz he'd waste anyone who tries to take her

main guy and chick leave bt red guy tries to sypp em but gets shot

the sherrif comesby eith his men and bro fights em but gets capped as main  guy wants to go but chick sez he cant do sh-t

the gang is caght and bro escapes in the lants but ins red chick did it so he sends her to h e double soviet Mexico under stinkbaulm

shrrif an men searh the area an bro hears em talking and at night caps the guys in his mickey mouse club house and drinks booze and uts sme on his bulet hole and not anus hole

red guy comes by and is wounded and sez main guy got red chick to sell em out and saw they were leaving thinking he knew they were gonna attack

he checks the room and the blankets are gne so he thinks the red as right and vows revenge

later main guy goes out to yellowstne Kelly and is welcomed and goes for his offer to be a trapper

Kelly sold las years thing for 27000$ and each man got like 2000$

they meet a Mormon who tells of sodo and Gomorrah and how they gotta fight sin and they wanna get married but its a Mormon priest and they aint like him

bro and red come after main gy and hed fd but toughts out the bulle and thenmain guy marrus chick

as main guy ad another goes trapping and getting dead animals, main guy senses something coming for him

main guy filled his woman with his male gender fluids and shes pregnant with a baby in her gut and bro and red wants to take his time and winter in Jackson hole for a while and get more men b4 his counterattack

is winter and jubal bro or jubro has a new gang who are gonna jack the station to get the furs

jubro comes over an contronts bro and woman and he sez he didn't send the posse and chick sez she begged main guy to turn him in but he refused

main guy quotes thr Bible and says how cain said "am i my brothers keeper?" and was banished to the land of nod and bro believes him and red dont and takes main guys woman and has a bunch of minions there

bro sez sorry as 2 years in jail made him not think straight and sorry and wait i think hick is still thee

the gang wants to get the furs and sell em and they wanna shoot the place up but red wants to wait

the bros and woman make a all of barrels and ready for the final battle and bro sez sorry for being a c=ck sucker and he knows of her unborn kid in her womb wiggling around

they eat dinner by dcanfelight but its more dangerous as there a pack of homies after em and them being in a cabin as enemies are coming is ike birth of a nation

the coworkers come by an say the sawmill is on fire and the main guy thinks its cuz the baddz did it to draw the workers away

jubro is gone and she thinks he joined the bad guys cuz she dont kniw him like he does

red and his 5 other super Saiyan gaijin are there and wanna attack but jubal sez hes gonna give em the furs and wangts him to come down to talk pivate

main guy sees they are going into hs ambush andmain guy and bro fire on em like ninja

bro runs back after main guy calls em and he took out 1 and sez he didn't answer as they was in earshot and main guy sez t=it used to be them agains the world but is told its them against 5

chick joins in with my axe an blows t=otu the candles  and the badds nock over the barrels all with a cart rolling down the hill

theya ttack and 1 is blwos ow=t and a gunfight breaks out like its a rap concert

1 falls 2 bool it and red fies at em and nails main guy who i think saved his bro

bro fires against red but gets hit and red comes back but main guy caps him and sends him back to h e double oviet Mexico and bro sez he tried to roll back the years and bites it

later main guys woman shoots a baby out and its a girl andit dont sho her squeezing it out covered in womb goo

she named it jubilee or jubal lee after his dead bro and like the x man 

the end

hat was pretty good

nice pacing  ad t didn't drag or feel lomng but had good flow

nice acting and filmng

the bad guy had good in him and went on a bbad path bu wasn't a bad guy inside

good bble tefs an romance that didn't get in the way

i kinda figured he'd bite it saving his brother but it was well done

glad I saw this one, its a good western

For Gun Brothers 2 I want it to be years latr and the daughter is grown up and has a younger sister who is starting to go on the wrong path and the dad sends the big sister to guide her back. Then they go on a mission to help people an fight dog headed people andthe girls gotta team up to fight the dog men. Its also an 8 bit point and click adventure on nes, game boy, Sega Mase Syste, Game Gear Atari Lynx and 7800 where you play as the big sister and choose options to get different endings based on what you choose,