The Killer Shrews Review

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the killer shrews

this is my review foer the killer shrews

I hear its pretty bad

I hope so

I like bad films

I haven't seen this b4 so this is a new experience for me

although sometomes watching a film a few times gives insight

he 1st tiome I saw violence jack slumking (1986) I loved it

but each time after I noticed more and more errors

it starts with a science lesson on shrewz being the most vicious anuimal around

then mentions the "giant killer shrew"

after the opening credits it goes to 2 guys driving a boat

they go to some island and notice a strange trail

they then meet a few people including a man and his adult dauighter

its always a guy amnd his daughter

as they aint leaving the captain or skipper or w/e stays there and his black guy worker starts unloading

he notices somwetjhong weird about their place

something about a huirricane

the dad sez they are self sufficient there and have cows for milk

the boat guy then meets a nerdy looking dr

but he seems more like he's faking nerdyness

like superman

its said the dr works on genetics and isd only interested in his project

does he have autism?

he works on animal size and metabolism

and sez f we were half opur size we'd live 2x as long

well...

my moms gramma was 4'6 and made it to almost 100

Lillian gish wasn't tall and lived long

and the last survivors of the wizard of oz were midgets

the girl invites the captain for dinner

the dr has a 28 month old shrew with low metabolism

the captain asks how big they get but the dad gets suspicious

btw the film is in proper fullscreen

no black bars

the dad tlks about shrew eating habits

they eat 3x their weight every 254 hours or starve

they also eat bones

I;'m learngning

wow, 15 mins went by

it didn't feel like it

a storm begins to happen

the girl talks about leaving a cage open and the guy she's talking to is sickl f being called a drunk

then quit drinking!

she talks to the casptain but the drunk returns

oh, she and the drunk are engafed

meanwhile the black guy shoots at an unseen thing and runs

he climbs a tree but these animals come or him

the black guy always bites it in these films

the drunk sez hes gonna do the expeiments with the dad but no ne will stop him

then the tree he's I falls and the monsters getv the black guy

lightning hits a tree and falls

the captaimn wants to go out but the girl sez no one goes out after dark

she tells him about shrews and sez theyre awful

I think Canada geese are worse

hope they go extinct

she sez theres killer shrews the size of a wolf out there and theyre huingry

and theres 300 of em

like the number of guys in that speedo movie

the dad comes in and tells him theyre experiments made shrews grow and they escaped

then they started breeding

they tried to wipe em out and they only come out at night to feed unless hungry

he's hoping they eat eacjother

the girl talks with da captain and he wants to take her from the island

but the shrwews have got the livestock

they dug under the dirt floor to get past the fence

as the island is isolated the dad didn't think the gov or military is needed

also they cant swim

this is starting to sound like Jurassic park

they plan to leave the next day as its night now

later the drunk talks with the Italian guy and they work together for their own schemes

reminds me of Robotech II The Sentinels how T R Edwards works with Benson

as the drunk is drunk, he has the Italian (named Mario) take his turn to patrol but to get the drunk instead of the captain

he wants to be a manly man

after he closes a window with string, the Italian tells the captain a sherw got in and is in the celler

the captain gets his gun and they go into the celler

they look around to dramatic music but the shrew mauls the Italians leg

the shrew (which looks bad a55) is capped

the other guys come down but the Italian bites it

but he didn't bleed out

the shrew bites are toxic

and they r mutants who gained new abilities

the girl is revealed to be a zoologist who studies diet

turns out the dad put poison to kill the shrews but they gained it as a power up

so they are like the symbiote from spider man]

or rogue from xmen

the captain plans to use the dead shrew as bait so they can get to the boat

but nothing happens when they do

the captain goes out but the drunk holds him at gunpoint to let the shrews get hijm

but he fights him off and gets the gun

they get to the boat but the blackguy isn't there

the drunk canrt swin and wont go back sio he wants the captain to give him a gun

being smart, he don't

they find the black guy's clothes

good use of a forest setting

the shrews are coming so he gives the drunk a gun

they run back to the back but the drunk gets in 1st and keeps the captain out

so he climbs the wall and beats ump the drunk

a sheew gets in and bites the dr so they cap it

the dr bites it and they clost the door to the kitchen where theres more of em

the drunk starts freakimn out so the captain slaps his a55 around

then shrews start to come inthrough wall weakpoints

so they cover em with furniture

they escape to a shed or something and find chemical drums as armor to escape in

as in hiding in em and using them to defend themselves

they start welding em together but a sherew come in

so her blowtjorches it

I can see the animal rights commies going mental over this

they finish the drum thing but the drunk wants to stay behind and fight from the roof

they get in the drum tank and open the gate with string

then they do the duck walk to get to the beach as the shrews attack

I notice the chick looks a bit like the blonde from Jurassic park

they start tiring out so the guy does most of the work

why not rest fort a bit?

the drunk runs and gets swarmed and devoured

the chick gets het bot took buy the shrews

thery get to the water and swim to the boat

the dad sez in 24 hours the shrews will eat eachother

and that its cuz of overpopulation

the captain sez he wont worry about overpopulation just yet

then makes out with the guys daughter

that means they're gonna breed!

maybe they were b0ning in the boat in front of the dad in the real version

well... he's European SO HE must be used to it

the end

I liked this

its an ok film with good tropes of the era

nothing to really hate

for the killer shrews 2 I'd like for the girl to be pregnant with the captains kid and has really tubbed up. but it turns out she's been infected with shrew dna from the boot swiping and shes gotten pregnant with a shrewman baby. also theres shrews who have eaten birds and whales and gained flight and swimming powers and have escaped the island to eat and absorb more abilities until they become grotesque chimeric abominations and only the shrewman can take em on with its advanced growth rate(also its a female shrewman and is a curvy furry)

Equus Review

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equus
this is my review on equus
I recall the hairy potter actor played in it
this is the 70s movieit starts with a naked man making out with a horse
interspecies romance?
well this is the 21st century so its not like we can dislike it anymore
this guy gives a wordy monologue about being a horse on the inside
I assume he's a furruy
nowadays we got fursuits
but this is the 70s so he cant deal with his orientation
this movie has Richard burton
I recall him doing some cr-ppy shakespere or w/e and saying
man and wife! horse and mare! b--ch and dog!!
he seems to be in a nuthouse
I think he's a dr there
this teen is sent there cuz he eye b0ned 6 horses with a metal spike
6 horses?!
spike?!
this is my little pony, friendship is magic!
I think that show is entertaining kinda like tiny toons
but I'm not a brony
speaking of bronies...
I heard a fun story from norse legend
Ioki was having another one of his god bets
heet the gods couIdnt finish buiIding a waII in time
so the due date was aImost there and the gods were aImost done
so Ioki(being a god) shapeshifted into an attractive femaIe horse and seduced the main workhorse and made Iove with him aII night
in the am, the horse was too tired to work right and the waII wasnt done in time
Ioki was pregnant from his night of hot horse Ioving and he Iater gave birth to an 8 Iegged magic horse
he gave it to odin which he used often
He got to be a sexy horse
he got to b0ne a sexy horse
he got horse pregnant
he has a magic horse child
this is Iike various bronies dreams come true
although I have a few brony friends
theyre ok
they aint the extreme bronies though
they just like the show and find some horses cute
so the horse b0ning guy is interviewed and keeps singing 70s jingles
later the Richard burton talks about some ritual sacrifice thing
ooh
he mentions the Mycenae
I recall em mentioned in Mazinger
hes ritual sacrificing kids to ensure a good harvest
sounds like stem cell research and global warming stuff combined
oh its a dream
the horse b0ning guy has a horse picture in his bedroom
better than spoons like with tommy wiseau
its mentioned the pagans thought the horse and rider counted as one person
well, the mongols were super skilled at mounted archery so I can see how they'd get that idea
they also say something about the bible and a verse that mentioned horses
wait, I think this is the home of the horse b0ning guy's rents
the mom reads him the bible and he liked the word "equus" which is some foreign word for horse
the dad thinks the mom's overprotectiveness effed him up
the dr asks about what she told her son about b0ning
she sez its not just biological but spiritual
to be fair, a lot of black arts users use b0ning in their daemon rituals
see also; Urotsukidoji II; Legend of the Demon Womb
the horse b0ning guy talks with the dr about dreams
the dr has f'd up horror dreams about cutting up kids
I got some f'd up dreams 2
one time i had a dream i knew i was dreaming
i had a big knife and i stabbed a guy in the eye and sliced through him slashes on his head(slicing through bone) and he wasnt falling apart so i sliced him into vertical strips and there was like pink-yellow inside his bod.
it was a big serrated knife around 8-14 inches long
later the horse b0ner builds a castle in the sand at the beach and this big black horse comes up with a guy on him
the rider lets the horse b0ner pet his big black horse and gives him a ride
btw, the horses name is TROJAN
I assume they were b0ning in the real version
then they ride into the water
the rider brings him back and his rents are worried
the rider is very manly and has a strong voice
kinda like he-man
the rents pul him off the horse and he gets hurt
then they yell at the rider
the horse b0ner goes mental
turns out this was a flashback
I didn't know it was
they should have like a note on screen that says "2 weeks ago" or w/e
law and order did it well with the date and place thing
although the noise kinda scared me as a kid
the horse b0ner sez he never rode a horse besides that time
at night the horse b0ner sez into a tape recorder that the horse riding was sexy
the next day he describes his experience with the horseriding
the mom tells the dr that the horse picture in his room replaced a picture of Jesus at Calvary
the dad tore it down but the kid freaked out
so they put it back
I had some issues as a teen
thankfully my rents never gave in to my insanity
and I recovered
I feel bad for people whop's rents don't love them enough to help them
if I'm anorexic and you give me surgery to remove organs to be lighter its not fixing the issue
later the dr goes to the stable and the horse owner sez he wishes he murdered the boy
that's reasonable
killing a guy for wounding an animal
like that kevin Costner movie
he pulls a knife, you pull a gun! he sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue!
the horse owner sez the horses were being taken out
AT NIGHT
and were SWEATY
he thinks the kid was riding em
I think that's the film's way of saying he was b0ning em,
later the boy is talking into his recorder and sez the horses talked to him
he sez he became obsessed with the horses movements and looking at em
like a guy who likes fat chix talking about him getting into fat chix and watching my 600lb life
he rambles on more about horses being used by men for shows or work
also them being naked
this is like that SVU ep with the guy with the amputee fetish where he goes on a solid 2 minute monologue about his lusts
the dr talks with the dad about somehow religion playing a part in his sons pre versions
the dad sez 18 months ago he heard his son talking to himself about words relating to horses
he puts on a string like a horse mouth thing and talks about equus being his only begotten son
he then beats himself with a wood coat hanger while pulling on the horse face string
this is some weird a55 SM sh-t
also he's looking at the horse picture and it looks freaky
is... is this a p0rn0e???
I watch a lot of f'd up sh-t
like go nagai and Urotsukidoji
but this is pretty up there
then the horse b0ner talks about meeting a female human at the stable and she got him a job there
he seems to be in his own purvo paradice
oh h-ll no
this horse b0ning kid looks like Bartholomew bond from degrassi jr high
I dont wanna think of that tween gaying out with a horse!
or several horses at once
the female teaches him how to brush horses
ypu just know hes probably got a full on b0ner the whole time
then she leaves to do other work and he's alone with a horse
make that horseS
he stands in the horse penand moves his feel like horses do
the dr asks about if he had dates with the human female but the kid snaps
he makes various comments on the drs secks life in a mean way
the dr tells him to go to his room but he just starts smokig
this punk reminds me of the guy from clockwork orange
later the dr talks with a woman about no one understanding him
the dr never had kids and don't get along with his woman
he wants to go to Greece and talks about his ideas and dreams
later the dr plays a game with the kid where the kid looks at somethimg and opens/closes eyes depending on pencil taps
this is like a weird ritual
the kids been hypnotized
the kid sez the horse said mouth chains hurt an compares it to Jesus
the horse is called equus
the kid kneels on the ground and sez the horse is in chains for sins of the world
and something about horse and rider becoming one
the kid sez the stable is like a church and goes riding
also he has weird horse phrases he says lie a church hymn
he relives his night in the horse place where he b0ned out their eyes
he rides the horse to a place and gets nude
we see his thing btw
I think he wants the horse to do stuff
its gonna bite it off!
he puts a stick imn the horses mouth then his mouth
ten he starts feeling the horse all over
this reminds me of freddy got fingered where tom green was grabbing the horses thing
he has weird religious rituals abouyt feeding and riding the horse naked
the movie doesn't show them b0ning but I'm pretty sure he was
he is very excited at riding him and sez he wants to be inside him and to be him
I think he j-zzed
then they make out
man this is a really f'd up story
I think its based on real events
put it on the history channel
the dr goes on a monologue about the horse saying "why me"
then about how we all start innocent but her twisted by things
later the mom slaps her kid andc the dr makes her leave
she goes on a whiny tirade about parents being blamed for their kids being f'd up
then she pukes
she blames the devil for his pur vustion
the dr sez he's gonna give him a placebo and say its a strong truth drug
the dr sez that society doesn't get him and he's only allowed to "be himself" when he b0nes horses
yeah lets not consider mental illness or chemical/hormone issues
the dr sez the kid has this look in his eyes at them cuz he got to live his dream of fulfilling his fetish
he then whines about his f'd up life and sez his issues are not much different than the horse b0ner
except he's jealous of the kid
his gf then gives him reason and logic and sez he has the power to save the kid
the dr then gives the kid the "truth pill"
he talks about his desire of bathing with the pagan gods in Greece
he asks the kid about the girl but he clams he don't know
he interrogates him further and the girl sez girls find horses sexy
sounds like my little pony
the girl asks him to go see a p0rnoe with her
and she was the only chick in a room fuil of dudes
he compares men looking at the screen to church somehow
then his dad comes in and brings them out
while waiting for the bus the dad sez he was olny there for a poster work job and claims he didn't know they showed those xxx movies
his dad leaves on the bus and he sez he's gonna see the female home
he tells the dr about him realizing men b0ne women
he goes into the stable to b0ne the human female with the horses around
but he cant b0ne a human woman since he kept thinking of the horse
he wanted the horse
she leaves and he asks the horses for forgiveness
aw h-ll no he looks like alex winter from bill and ted
he cant take the horses having seen his sin since he sees horses as gods and he pops their eyes with a sickle
its pretty cool
then the horse owner comes in and knocks him out
the horse b0ner has viet nam seizures from reliving it and the dr sez he'd never see equus again
the dr uts the kid to sleep with a needle(not like a dog. but a tranquilizer) and sez he's gonna make him well
then he sez equus wont leave him easily
this woman sez the dr can heal him but the dr goes on a tirade saying even if he makes him well it isn't right
they try to make him being non insane seem bad
then he talks about him being in chains of mouth and something about being something about equus
the end
that was pretty f'd up
well made
but disturbing and weird
I think its a p0rn0
kinda
like violence jack with all the b0ning and hermaphrodites
ooh
it was made in canada
they got all these weird laws against some p0rnos
some anime is banned these cuz its got SM in it
like cool devices
not sure about night shift nurses
I think its ok after they took out the enemas
for equus 2 I'd like for the horse b0ning guy to have started getting surgery to be made to look more like a horse and start acting more like a real horse. his mom finally finds out and has enough and tries to stop him but the horse b0ning guy wont listen to reason. when he nearly dies from getting injections of horse hormones, his mom has him taen in and has a ritual to free him from demons. The demon possessing him is driven out and the mom has an epic battle with it using holy items and her faith. also equus is really a demon who has been mo lesting his mind to drive him to ruin

The Remains Of The Day Review

note; my comps p-ssing out so theres typoes
the remains of the day
this is my review on the remains of the day
I wanted to see it years ago cuz I was into tony Hopkins cuz I thought I;'d like silence of the lambs
too bad that movie s-cked
I was expecting a splatterfest
theres hardly any violence!
and for an alleged cannibal, Anthony hopkinds sure don't eat people
imagine if I made a movier about a kung fu master and he never fought nor really raised his arms over his nipples
bait and switch
so this movie is set in england
this old brit bit it and his home is being sold off and is gon be torn down cuz no one wants it
just sell it to a movie studio
they can film p0rnoes there
I mean...art films
then a guy buys the place and saves it
btw I'm watchimng the widescreen version
gotta hate those black bars
the music soubds like a spy or suspence film
Anthony Hopkins (here by called tony or toni) is a butler
I should note hes not ritish, hes welsh
big difference
like Slovenian and Croatian
or polish and ukranian
or Spanish and portuguese
I think he plays a brit in here though
I assume butler is brit for slave
not american slavery like slave for life
but bible slave like a guy choosing to work for a fam for a time then after a trial, it becomes permanent
this house buyer is american and is a congressman from there who retired and moved to soviet england
his fam comes too
oh and a swarm of dogs
or as its called in korea; food
like how we americans eat burgers
oh, they use the dogs for hunting
what do they do with the dogs out of hunting season?
do they b0ne em?
so toni hires a chick and tells her no dudes at work
don't want her getting preggo
so that's why they b0ne dogs
cant get pregnant by another species
not like imn demon beast invasion where that chick gets fish-pregnant
then toni gets his dad hired by his master
how old is this guy?
im pretty sure this film is set in the 30s
so I'd say this guy was born in the slavery days
also toni is a pretty great actor in here
I hear he lost like 80lbs
that's like a Japanese woman
like my cousins gramma(73lbs)(4'11)
although my gf is 5'3 and 220lbs
then toni disagrees with the chick he hired about calling people by their 1st names
these brits are so formal
its like the military
at dinner he talks to the lower rank slaves about being a good butler
his dad tells a story about a skilled butler capping a tiger in the dining room in india and being totally calm about it
toni's dad seems kinda low power
he needs to get into bodybuilding
jack lalane kcked a55 well into his 90s
later the dad is sweeping up and goes into a secret door
he wanders off and his won cleans up after him
later the masters talk about siding with either the French or germans
one says he heard a speech that made him ashamed to ally with frenchies
another complains about germans not keeping treatys
that reminds me
a lot of sissy liberals think guns have no real use, even by cops, and say we can talk out disputes out to solve anything.
thats why in england guns arnt allowed(not even for cops).
when adolf was taking over europe the brits tried to talk the problem away, and he took over most of europe with little resistance.
then america came in and saved englands candya66 with guns
how ironic
later the lady he hired wastes a lot of time over a small mistake his dad made
later the dad trips and busts his head on patio
later a master talks about how a rival he had in ww1 said after the war they could have a drink as friends
but the treaty ruined his country and he wound up suiciding
now he wants to help the germans
and hes having a meeting could be important so he domt want any screw ups
toni tells his dad teuy've reduced his duties
dad sez te patio stones caused the fall and he waited tables every day for 54 years
what a waste of human life
his dad is gives cleaning dutys and we get a cleaning montage
but unlike 80s films its not as fun
still well made though
the house master sez his godson is getting married and wants for toni to teach him about b0ning
he's getting married and don't know how to breed
what is he? Goku from dbz?
toni awkwardly tries to tell this man whos at least in his 30s how b0ning works
but never gets around to it and leaves
nowadays we learn about b0ming in grade school
like in dbz how Goku was in his 20s when he went super saiyan and gohan was like 11
so the people from countries ,meet and this frenchie wants to oppress the germans
just like in the brothers grim with heath ledger
toni finds his dad not doing well and gripping the wood thing
they carry him into a room
a dr sez hes not well and toni sez hes 75
he don't look it
the slaves make dinner and soon its the last dinner of the conferance
his dad tells him he fell out of love with his mom
and he hopes he was a good dad
at the conference the german woman says she wants peace and for strength
the frenchie sez hes impressed with as desire for peace
he also sez americans don't know the horrors of war
tell that to the confederates
those frechies sure hate the country that saved their candy a55es from the kaizer
the american sez they are nice but don't have any experience in real politix and their noble ideals don't work in real life
the brity claims his "amateur" skills are what he calls "honor" and is glad to be a candy a55 with no real experience running things into the ground(like the democrats)
then the german lady sings an opera like song
the godson(not Rodney Dangerfield) sez he wants to continue his conversation with toni on nature(what toni tried to use to bring up b0ning) but talks about fish
he's got a fish fetish
hes gonna get fish pregnant
you ever hear that legend of that chick who went swimming and started expanding like she was preggo?
turned out she swallowed an octopus egg and when they opened her up there was an octopus in her a55 pipe
on mythbusters they didnt even try swallowing octopus eggs
they just talked with a guy and said its fake based on his word
wait
shes pregnant with a tentacle monster?!
sounds like a bad anime
then the dad bites it from a stroke
toni goes rogue and goes off into town claiming he never met his master
he reads a note from a chick about meeting somewhere
then the master practices his german with servents
one brit talks about racial laws being needed
but then says getting rid of unions is good
I assume its to show that for every bad idea some people have, theres a good one
and that theres good and bad in everyone
the toni seems to be getting into the lady
then this guy reads anti jrwish ideas
yet somehow making Jesus not count as one
strange enough, that's the same logic used to attack the Passion of the Christ
despite the main character being openly jewish and choosing to sacrifice Himself to save everyone (even those who killed Him) they said the film makes jews look bad
its like saying transformers the movie is anti robot since megatron kills optimus
it just doesn't add up
if anything The Passion is anti roman
they were having fun mutilating the main character
so then the master wants to kick out the german speaking servents out for being jewish
toni tries to help em(I think, I wasn't really paying attention)
later toni is driving and runs outta gas
at a bar toni talks with some guys about politics
the brits hate churchill
he was trying to save em and they hated him for it
1 guy at the bar offers him help
he spends the night and hears of fighting for freedom
back at the mansion, a guy talks politics with toni but he don't know about it
then the brit says since toni don't know, he and other commoners shouldn't be allowed to have a part in democracy
on the car ride back, the bar guy sez the former mansion owner tried to appease the axis and he hated him for it
the bar guy asks asks if he agreed with him
toni sez the former owner regretted his actions in the end
wait, is this the future?
the bar guy asks if toni has any feelings of his own and if he was to make any choices, shouldn't they be his own?
toni doesn't know how to answer
later the master wants to know where the german servents went
toni sez he cared for em but the lady sez shes surprised at it cuz he didn't stick up for em enuff
later they talk about him not hiring pretty girls
I assume he fears they will turn him straight
the godson makes out with a chick and they horse around
later the lady wants to know what book toni is reading
she assumes its p0rn0e
its meant playfully
it turns out to be a love story
it looks like theyre gonna kiss or b0ne but he sez he wants to be by himself to read in peace
later this maid is gonna get married to the godson but the lady advises her against
she cares about love and the lady only cares about cash and status and sh-t
wait
I think it might not be the godson
cuz toni sez he could've made the guy an underbust ler
the lady goes b--chy about something she wont tell him about
he don't get she wants him
later the lady talks with a guy who don't wanna work for the master and wants his own life
how american
he wants her to join him in independent enterprise
later the godson(the real one I think) comes back
the lady sez the independent brit wants to marry her
he responds indifferent and formal
the godson wants to see this event that is gonnas happen at the place but the master sez no
some guys come in later and speak german
they talk about peace and how taking ocver Czechoslovakia (hay! I spelled it right on my 1st try!) isn't worth starting a war
the lady returns and sez she accepted the guys marriage offer
she's mad hes not showing any emotion and sez she talks about him with the guy and they lol at him
what a b--ch
he takes it well and is polite
the godson(the real one) tyalks with the toni and sez he knows about the meeting
toni sez its not his place to go against the master
the godson sez the axis is using him for their own ends to gain power (liker unions)
the godson goes on a tirade about wanting to keep the master out of makng a mistake but the toni don't know how to have his own soul
the lady sez shes sorry for being a b--ch but he has no issues with it
he gets a wine bottle and drops it on the stairs and swears(which shocvked me when I saw this back as a youth) and on the way up he hears the lady crying
he sez this place hasn't been dusted in some time
later toni drives somewhere and the lady and her husbando have a boarding house and are decroded
a woman he knows is preggo
they haven't been living together and she meets toni and sez its been 20years
its the 50s!
when people didn't b0ne or do drugs
its said that the master sued a paper for bashing him buit lost and his godson bit it in ww2
ojhhhhh
the opening is in the 50s and its after the former master bit it
it never sez when time zones change
she sez shes gonna be near her grand daughter or son
then sez she wasn't really wanting to leave the place but later got married and had kids then fell in lover
he wants to get back to the place to sort out the staff
they talk at a bus stop and she leaves looking sad
y'see? this is why we should be open about our feelings
if you love someone, let them know!
they cant read minds often and some need it spelled out!
don't risk losing who matters most to you!
turns out the new owner is the american who called out the brits for being candy a55
they free a bird from a chimney and close the window
then we get an arial shot of the masion and the camera flys away
ooh!
the american was christophoer reve
the godson was hugh grant
I didn't recognize either
oh!
this was based on a book
that was quite good
I liked it
not much happens but it keeps your attention
For the remains of the day 2 I'd like it if he finally realized the woman loved him and saw his mistake. he then meets with ex axis scientists and they agree to use black magic to send him back in time to fix his mistake and tell her he loves her. he does so but when he gets back he finds that the change caused the axis to win and he must choose if he gets love or the axis loses (and he's not used to making his own choices so he struggles more than normal people) (spoiler; he chooses love)

Double Indemnity Review

note, my typing can be better

double indemnity

this is my review on double indemnity

I hear fred macmurry got hate for doing a serious movie instead of some silly family comedy

so he spent the rest of his career doing good guy parts

I think if an actor can do both hero and villain its a sign of skill

daisuke gouri did both in hokuto no ken and dbz

markl hammil was the joker in batman the animated series

and dan green played yugi, knuckles the echidna and entei but was the bad guy in a few other shows

it starts with credits and a guy on crutches

then a gu goes to a closed building and is let in by a small guy

hes called mr Neff

the guy played by fred macmurry

he goes to see an office full of desks like in "the crowd" (20s film) then goes to his office to have a smoke

good music btw

he records a confession to a guy and is all sweaty

he sez this guy fingered the wrong guy on a wacking and hes the real killer

he did it for cash and a dame but got neither

he tells his story and the next most of the film is his narrated flashback

last may he was an insurance salesman and went to a chix place to talk to her husband

I think hes gay for her

they talk about insurance for a bit

he sets up another meeting and drives off

also he keeps narrating little details like its from a book in a sub section

ooh, Edward g robinson is in this

I liked him in hatchet man

in there he plays a chinees assassin in sanfran sisco in the 1930s

in here he kicks a mentally challenged guy out for some thing I wasn't paying attention to

he talks with Neff (wasn't that the name of the guy from altered beast on sega genesis in the 80s?)

Neff gets a message to meet at a different time but he's busy then

but he goes to see her anyway

they talk for a while about insurance and other things I donty really care about

her husband nearly bit it in his work (wait, it was a co worker) and she seems worried about him

she sez her husband is stubborn and don't want insurance so she wants to get it behind his back(that sounds wrong)

he suggests she might be trying to ice him to get the cash

he leaves and goes boweling then at home he watches the rain as it gets dark

sounds like hes got mental issues

she comes in and they hug and talk lusty

I assume they were b0ning in the real version

he warms up to the idea of wacking her husband and drinks water with her

I assume they were doing drugs in the real version

sh whines about her husbands issues and how she wants him iced and money

we don't hear his side of the story

maybe shes just a b==ch and exaggerates his badness

he agrees to get him the life insurance thing and wack him

isn't this just "the postman always rings twice"??

he meets with the woman and husband and hes kinda grouchy over what his wife puts him through

he signs some paper and the Neff and the blonde talk

he sez if the husband bites it on a train the policy pays DOUBLE INDEMNITY since its less likely to bit it on there

they never saw the hands of orlock, white heat and the great train robbery

later the nef talks with the blondes daughter and she don't wanna give up her italiano boyfriend

he gives her a ride to the bf and hes kind of a malcontent

the Neff meets the blonde at stores so they don't have any evidence of them meeting or phonecalls or letters

she sez hes not going by train cuz he busted his leg

he sez wait but she cant handle him living

a week later she calls him and sez her man is going on the train

but Edward g robinson (the guy he's recording the message to) comes in and offers him a different better job

he goes home and has a convoluted plan of alibi's to fake being home

he walks over to their place and hides in the back of the car

like that urban legend of the car ramming this chick driving and it turned out he was trying to warn her of the psycho in the backseat

she goes to a dark road and gives the signal and the Neff kids the husband offscreen

since it didn't show it,i assume he b0ned him dead

he makes a fake cast and gets on the train

he goes out baxk to smoke but a friendly guy talks to him

the zeff asks the friendly guy to get his cigar case and jumps off the train when he leaves

the blonde is in the car with the corpse and puts the body where the guy jumped off

after minor car trouble they go back and he kissed her

I assume they b0ned in the uncut version

he checks his alibi traps and its clear

he makes sure he's seen and starts feeling dredd

when you kill someone it changes you

my grampa had issues after the war

the investigation seems clear and the company is gonna pay out

but a higher up sez he senses something is off

hes psychic

his 6th sense

but he says he thinks its a suicide

and if so, the company is off the hook

Edward g robimson points out that the facts don't ad up to suicide

then points out statustics and logic

later Edward g robimnson comes in and sez he noticed something

he had accident insurance but never claimed his broken leg

and he suspects the blonde

the blonde is outside the door and hears him

but she just misses him and hides behind the door as he leaves

later the daughter sez she had a bad feeling

she had the same feeling when the blonde iced her birth mom

and the blonde had the same look in her eyes b4 icing the husband as when she iced the daughters mom

the daughter moved out and is having bf issues

the zeff spends time with her in a non lusty fashion

later the Edward g robinson meets with him and he sees the friendly guy from the train

the Edward g robinson has figured out how they faked the train kill

and he brought the friendly guy from Oregon to test it

the friendly guy sez the guy he saw on the train isn't the husband

he inquires where he saw Neff but the Neff denies all possibilitys

later the Neff calls the blionde from the market or store or w/e I said b4 but don'twanna search for to check the word I used

he sez he got in their soap she likes and to pick it up

they meet and talk

he wants to pull out but she wants to go all the way for the money(that sounded wrong)

she sez him meeting her is what got her to go through with it

later the daughter thinks her bf was the one who iced her dad with the blonde

then the Edward g rondinson sez he is going to court to nail that b--ch and the bf

in his office the Neff finds that the edweard g riobinsob has defended him and the bf has no alibi while the Neff does

he goes to see her and tells her that he's getting away with it while she's going straight to h-ll

she sez she was seeing the bf to suggest the daughter is cheating on him so he'd be mean to her

she caps him but then stops and sez she never loved anyone

she seems to have grown a heart

then he puts 2 slugs in her

I'd love it if he said b4 capping her; see you in h-ll baby!

he then talks to the bf and tries to heal their relationship

then it returns to the guy talking into the recorder

and the Edward g robinson shows up

he's been here a while

he tries to call a dr

but he's given up since he thinks he's just gonna get the gas for murder

he tells the Edward g robinson he wants the Edward g robinson to go back to bed while he goes to mexico

he collapses and tells the Edward g robinson that the reason he didn't figure out the truth was his foe was too close

keep your friends close and your enemies closer

but don't let them know which is which

the Edward g robinson lights the Neff's cigarette and it ends

that was a good movie

I liked fred macmuerry in here

he was good

I never saw his silly Disney comedys

but this was well done

wasn't he in that bee movie with that brit Michael caine b--ching aboutamerica?

for double indemnity 2 I'd like it to have Neff having been spared from the gas chamber if he agreed to be used for medical research. his bullet filled body was rebuilt with mechanical parts and he is then given a chance to use his enhanced body to hunt for crooks to earn some time off his sentence for each crook he catches. Also the mechanical parts are equipped with monitor devices and shock devices that zap him if he goes against their will. also the daughter and the italiano bf are married and shes really pregnant with a lot of babies in her

Forbidden Planet Review

note; my comp is cr-p so tgeres typoes
Forbidden Planet
this is my review on forbidden planet
its got leslie nielson b4 he did those naked movies
naked gun movies
I loved those in da 90z and thought he was just awesome
even in Dracula; dead and loving it
how come a mel brooks/lerslie nielson partody is hated when bram stopkers dracuyla(90s ver) is loved?
that 1 s-cked!
its just lust and secks
might as well have made it a P0RN0E
I hear this movie is based on shakespere
shakespere s-cked
he's just talking about b0ning and he goes emo
I saw shakespere in love and kept making sodomy jokes
much ado about nothing was really prissy
and romeo/Juliet were losers!
you want a GOOD writer? get Go Nagai!
Devilman, violence jack, demonlord dante, cutey honey
amazing
hold up shakesperes cr-p next to go nagai's violent p0rn0z
compare em and see which is cooler/more enjoyable/better
ooh, its from 56
so is my mom
I wonder if its from Poland too
it starts with bright color credits at a slant in widescreen
in 2090s people went to the moon
then expanded bases elsewhere
then found hyperdrive
I think the sdf-1's fold drives were better
in the 2200s they were out in the stars
and now this ship is going to this planet that had a base but I think has no contact
I love the color on this
bright and vivid
its kinda sad to think once dark shows like batman beyond or Urotsukidoji have brighter colors than most cr-p nowadays
they go to the planet ajnd it has more oxygen and a bit less gravity as earth
that means the people will be weaker on earth
enduring hardness makes one tougher
like in dbz when they train in 500x earth gravity
the ship gets a broadcast message saying they don't need em
he warns em its dangerous but don't explain why
the crew don't care and the planet guy gives him landing coordinates
wtf the human craft looks like a flying sauser
good landing effects though
btw, the ship has weapons
better than in 2001 a space oddesy
the crew sees a weird fast vehicle coming across the wasteland and its got a really 50s looking robot in it
the robot sez he's here to bring them there abd knows 187 other languages if they don't get English
one guy asks if its male or female
I assume he wants to b0ne it
the bot takes em to the planet guy and they have dinner
the robot can make any food and a disintegrator to clean up
also its a slave to the planet guy and cant harm people.
I wonder if the planet guy(whos also a dr so im calling him it now) ever b0nes his bot?
he has the bot aim a blaster at the captains head but when he tells it to fire the bot wigs out
the dr sez all the other guys on this trip were iced by some dark force
he married and b0ned a girl on the crew and they were the only survivors
and also he has a daughter
she wears a small dress like in star trek
if it was just me and my gf alone on some planet we'd just hang out in our undies
his daiughter hasn't known any other people besides her dad
the captain sez his men were in hyperspace for a year w/o chix
you'd think they'd go prison gay
the girl has a whistle that can summon animals
1st deer then a tiger
but it wont kill her
I assume she'd be some kind of female tarzan
the ships crew needs 10 days to make a thing to contact earth as their orders didn't include a masaacre and they cant to jack on their own
the robot helps em with the work and can carry an obscene amount of weight
a guy get the rpbot to make him some booze
it drinks the guy's last bit then asks if 60 gallons is enuff?
this is like teens asking a guy to pick them up some brewski's
then the cAptain (I think) makes out wuith the chck
wait, its the lieutenant
leslie nielson saves her and sez she shouldn't run around dressed skimpy
the real leslie nielson would make some dumba55 comment played totally straight and often with b0ning implications
you dressing like that gives me a good feeling. my hands would like to return the favor
the chick b--ches to her dad about it and then goes to the bot to have her make her a new dress
if this were startrek sge'd be in some skimpy bikini
the next day the captain whines to the guards about how while they were on guard the ship was entered and something busted
eslie nierlson goes to see the dr but he's busy in his study with the door closed
I wonder if that robot can made p0rn0es?
like vhs tapes or comics
then lesblie nirbl;ios sees the chick swimming and thinks she'd nude
but she's really wearing a long nice dress
hes a bit nervous but she don't get why
I think leslie nielson got a b0ner
they talk then he makes out with her
then the tiger comes out
It attacks but leslie nielson nukes it with his death ray
pretty sick effects
the eslie nirlson goes into the dr's room and sees weird writing
then the dr comes in and sez the planets 1st people (the krell) were some kind of ubermenche beyond humans ever were and long ago
they also visited earth
what is this? macross?
then they were wiped out somehow
oh and their legacy lingers on
also this room he owns has a door that has dense molecules and is energy resistant
I bet if you used KI it could take it on
and the dr is learning their language in writing and mastering their tech
he's around half as smart as their 7 year olds at IQ183
this really is like Robotech/macross
the crew tech guy does 1/3rd of the dr at IQ161 and the captain s-cked too
so its not just IQ
and power levels don't matter with skill
oh and the dr has had a shock thing that doubled his brain power
plus the equipment uses almost nothing of its max power
this is like dbz
waoh
I don't remember this
theyre in a sphere elevator and its all green and sci fi
and they're in a building that goes on for miles
makes the SDF-1 look dinky
a cube 20 miles on each side
and 50 miles below is nucular recators
this would make a good video game
the crew sets up a laser fence and the cook goes to get his booze
but drinking on the job is against regulations and protocol soldier!
dismissed!
the fence sparks a bit and these footprints sink into the earth w/o a body
then they go up the stairs
the dr and eslie nielson argue if man deserves such science
then he gets a call that a guy was splattered all over the communucations room
the cast of the footprint sez it goes against every law of science and evolution
maybe science and evolurtion are wromg?
and the captain b--ches about the cook getting hammered buty he didn't get drunk despite all his drinking
the dr sez if the captain don't go then the thing will kill again
he calls it a PREE MOH NITION!
its prem oh nition
like how its Slow vay knee uh not slow vee knee uh for Slovenia
or uh maer ihh kuh, not amm err ick uh for america
the crew sets up a scanner and weapons but this thing comes
its invisible and is seen as a monstrous behemoth that reacts to the lasers and fence
it goes away when the dr wakes up and his daughter had a dream of it
leslie nielson wants him or his scientist to get a brain boost from the ancient labs
btw, if the lab don't age and no ones around to tell em, howe do they know the exact date the tech was made?
it could've been made right b4 he got there as a trap
or he might have mistranslated the dates he read, assum,ing they were accurate
they  get in but the robot wont let em
but the girl over rules it
the scientist tries to use the brain boost but bites it
b4 he does, he warns of monsters from the ID"
the dr b--ches about the guy getting killed and his kid decides to ditch him
the dr sez the ID is the subconscious
so the krell had their inner daemons loosed and turned into matter by their machines and killed em, like in a splattery go nagai manga
and now the dr's inner basic evil is loose icing everyone
then the monster tears through the super matter door
he tells the r0bot to kill it but the bot fizzed out cuz it knows the thing is his other self
they hide behind the super metal door (which I thought was broke b4) and he convinces the dr to let em go cuz the machine is powering this abomination
the dark other self thing reminds me of yugioh
Lesli Nielson sez people have a dark side and we need laws and religion to stay sane
the door is graduallty burned through
he does something against the monster and is somehow wounded w/o a mark
I assume his guts were microwaved
he has em set the thing to overload and they get away with the robot and girl into space as te panet nukes itself
leslie nirlson comforts the chick and sez how humans are not God
the end
that was better than shakespere since it was cool and interesting
but so was la blue girl
I liked it and think its a grand film
for forbidden planet 2 I'd like the girl living in a school to teach her about modern things and the robot is her slave. Also the dad survived by fusing with the machines into a mix of the other him, the machine parts and some cyber-daemon appearance. the robot and the girl have a connection to him and he senses em to try to go to earth as its what the space demons who made the machines wanted in the 1st place, as they had become the machines and made the story of millions of years ago as a trick to get his trust. the robot using its sci fi tech, makes armor and weapons to fight the cyber daemon since he cant kill it himself. also te girl has super powers from being made of his dna after he got boosted by the brain machine and she's part daemon and has daemon powers.

Pee Wee's Big Adventure Review

note; I can type I just don't care to be good
pee wees big adventure
this is my review on pee wees big adventure
I love this film
it starts with pee4 wee winning the toor de france
he dominates the other racers
he must be on super roids to out run those rioded racers
but its a dream
he wakes up and plays with toys
how old is he?
he lives in his own house
but acts like a kid
nowadays we might consider him challenged and on disability
hes kinda like spongebob
his place is a crazy funhouse like the joker would have
hes got a weird a55 breakfast machine that looks awesome but wont work in real life
he talks to his breakfast and pays with tape on his face
wait, hes having bacon??
I thought he was jewish
his lawn is full of weird cr-p too
I love this
he goes out and gets his super rad bike
he loves this bike
I hope he don't b0ne it
I saw on a brittish show was a guy with a harem of bikes which he b0nes
thern pee wee faces his rival
fransis
fransis is just as child-y as peewee
he wants peewees bike
but wee wee wont sell it
fransis is plasyed by a good actor
in 1 scene he seems sad or sympathetic
in the next hes like a cartoon villian
youill be sorry, peeweeherman!
pee wee goes out and does tricks on his bike but crashes
hes ok
I just realized hes ot wearing a helmet
surprised they can show this now
safety nuts go mental when someone don't wear a helmwet
unless they have a turban
peewee goes to a mall and chans up his bike with a really long chain
in the real version you can see the chain coming from a hole in the bin
but this is da widescreen ver
he visits a majik shop and gets some items
this would make a great videogame
at the bike shop this chick dottie wants to date him
peewee sez hes got things about him that she wouldn't like
is he queer or something?
is that what hes trying to tell her?
he goes to his bike but its gone and he blacks out
he goes to look for it but only sees people riding bikes
its not sad at all
you really see how tim burton made this great
its funny and has good camera work
most films have a tacked on sad moment to make the audience feel bummed
not this one
or commando
he trys going top the cops but they got better things to do
he goes after fransis thinking he took it
fransis is taking a bath(in a pool o\in a swimsuit)
peewee comes in and they battle
man peewees mental
man how old is fransis?
he lives with his rents and accts immature
then again that could apply to most 20-40 year olds today
fransis's dad alibi's him and peewee gives them trick gum he got at the majik shop
peewee spreads word of his bike and fransis cant take it
turns out he had a guy swipe ity and now don't want it anymore
so he pays the guy to get rid of it
why not have it sent back to peewee?
otherwise peewees gonna keep going mental and might trace it back to him
peewee calls a meeting witjh over 200 pieces of evidence
he starts with exhuibit a and its all meaningless cr-p
3 hours later he's only on exhibit q
that don't add up
later he wanders the streets in the rain and when a gang attacks him, he freaks em out with a hiss
maybe his ki charged and freaked em out
he's pretty bad a55
yeah
pee wee herman is bad a55
he sees a fortune teller who tells him the bike is in the basement of the alamo
he hitchhikes and gets a guy in a car who brioke outta jail
the guy cut off a "do not remove under penalty of law" tag from a matress
remember from degrassi high when wheels tried hitchhiking and a gay guy picked him up and tried to seduce him?
hope peewee don't get b0ned
the ex con lights a cigarette then immediately throws it away
as they drive, the bike is seen on a truck going next to em but turns away
irony
they run int0 the cops and the con wants to shoot his way out
but peewee disguises them and he dresses as a wo man
kinda like with lancer in robotech
not at all suspect
later they're driving and the con talks about prison
he mentions; long showers!!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
he sez; you'll get used to it
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
later peewweweeas driving at night and accidentally drives off a cliff
he opens the convertible roof and they float down
the con warns him not to get mixed up with him using similar words peewee used with dottie
in the dark he just has eyes floating in the shadows
he uses an item he got from the majik shop and sees himself surrounded by beasts
I assume he kung fu fought em
hews picked up by "large marge" a trucker who tells a scary story
she turns her face into freaky Claymation to show what the victim in the accident looked like
after he's dropped off he sez she sent him
turns out large marge was the one in the accvident
he was picked up by her ghost
he has dinner but his wallets gone so he does dishes
the maid Is French but actually nice despite it
her and peewee go into a dinosaur thing to watch the sunrise
but her boyfriend follows
peewee and the frenchie talk about dreams
she wants to go to france
but her jealous bf is holding her back
this is actually pretty well done
her bf listens and thinks he's b0ning her
the next day the bf tries to kill pee wee with a big bone
hes trying to b0ne him
but peewee jumps on a train
he has a weird dream with Claymation
nowadays it would be cgi
and look cr-ppy
on the train he meets a hobo
they sing 1800s songs and peewee eventally gets sick of it
he jumps outta the train and is in texas
at the Alamo he goes on a tourguide tour
but after it he finds theres no basement
later the frenchie meets him and sez she broke up with her bf and is going to france
he calls dottie and sez hes sorry for being a p o s
btw
dottie is played by e g daily
the voice of tommy from rugrats, buttercup from powerpuff girls and the chick who was half naked in valley girl
at the bus stop he runs into the bf again
after a chase he dresses up as a cowboy but gets pulled into a rodeo and gets tossed around
the bf gets xhased away by a bull and peewee is dragged off to saftey
I notice the bf looks a bit like mr Edwards from little house on the prarie
pee wee then goes into a bar to use the phone but the biker gang who dominates the bar has issue
esp when he accidentally knocks over their bikes
they're gonna ice him but 1 biker chick(played by Elvira; mistress of the dark) wants to b0ne him
peewee uses his last request to dance to the song tequila
this wins over the bikers and they love him
he rides off but runs into a sign and in the hospital has a freaky nightmare of evil clowns
so that's wjhere tim burton got the joker
and the MIRROR scene in batman
and the arches/checkerboard floor in beertlehjuice
also the buike is lowered into a burning cauldren
like mj in spiderman vs the kingpin
when peewee wakes up he sees his bike on tv gives to a child star
he goes to the WB studio and findsthe kid who has his bike is a butthole
but he plays a good kid
so peewee dressed as a nun takes his bike back
I thought he was jewish
then theres an epic chase across the wb lot
his bike has several super powers
what is this? the mock 5 from speed racer??
this really IS da best bike in za warudo!
they bust through several movies being filmed
including a Christmas movie
I thought he was jewish
and a Japanese Godzilla film somehow bering filmed in California by wb
kinda predicting the 2014 godzuilla
oh and twisted sister playing a music video
I love this movie
when im really watchin it im smiling through most of it
wtf his bike has rocket boosters
he finds a burning petstore and saves the pets
wtf theres a chimp in the pet store
they sell chimps?!
man the 80s were awesome
although chimps are very dangerous
later he meets with the wb head and is offered a movie deal to use his story
he gets his bike back and later goes to the drive in with dottie to see his movie premier
also most of the characters from his adventure make one last cameo at the premier
the movie has james brolin as "pw herman" and morgan Fairchild as dottie
also theres ninjas and soviets and the bike is called the "x-1"
peewee himself has a cameo and hes pretty awful
also his voice is dubbed over
as a kid I thought that's just how he acted in movies
but pee wee and his droogs love it guv nuh
fransis claims he was the one who taught peewee how to ride a bike and is peewees blood brother
when he sits on the bke peewee uses the ejector seat and fransis flies
peewee and dottie leave to b0ne instead of finishing watching the movie
peewee sez; I don't have to see it dottie, I lived it!
thr end
what a great film
I loved it
one of the better burtons
and its mostly clean
kids can see it but so can adults
btw, fransis is really good at being the villain
deliciously evil
I hear he played gacy in one movie
hope he does more stuff
he's pretty good
for peewees buig adventure 2 I'd like for the French chick's ex bf to return with cyber parts and be hunting down peewee for revenge. also large marge returns as a ghost and becomes ghost armor for peewee to fight him. and fransis is revealed to be the one who payed for the bf's cyber upgrades. also the magic shop guy has an epic battle of science vs magic with the cyber bf and dottie is really really pregnant with peewees kid and has gained a lot of weight.

A Bucket Of Blood Review

note; my typing is cr=-p alicious

a bucket of blood

this is my revuiew on a bucket of blood

it starts with a beatnik saying a bad poem in a offee house

good music though

gross!

its widescreen!

find da cure!

after the poem the main guy's boss busts his a55 over him looking at a drawing for a few secs

then a guy calls in to a cop and I think hes underxcover looking for druggies

the bad poem guy sez he never says the same thing 2x, not even his poems

he also bashes men in the service

what a p o s

my great grampa's fought for Austria in ww1

the main guy says poetry to some rich people and they like him but his boss busts his a55

on his way home he sees a couple making out in a convertible

I assume they were b0ning in the Japanese version

the guy goes mental at him for looking

don't show it off if u dont want it seen

at home he starts making something out of clay

but he s-cked at it

plus a lot of things add up and stress him

a cat gets stuck in a wall and when he tries to cut it out he shanked it by mistake

he feels bad about it

once I accidentally stepped on a spider and felt guilty

but spiders are cool

like daem'ons

he covers the cat in clay cuz of inspiration from the beatnik poem from b4

he brings it to the coffee house and its pretty good

the movie tries to make it look like his stuff is good only cuz he traced real stuff

but he gets expression and feels down so its more than just tracing

the cat is put  up in display

the poem reader from the start loves it and declares him to be an artist and genious

his boss gives him the night off and a fan gives him an item

at home a cop comes by and tries to book him for having heroin

the cop pulls a gun on him and the main guy busts his head open like a watermelon with a pan

after calming the landlady about the noise, he starts mopping up the cops blood(which is pouring out like a sink(which means he must've really smashed his skull apart)) he gets an idea

meanwhile a guy damages the cat and sees fur coming out

later at the coffee house is a guy singing about a murderer going down

also a guy wants the cat statue for up to 500$$

the main guy sez his next art is called "murdered man"

he brings a chick and a guy to his place to show him it and its got its head split openlike in Hokuto no ken/fist of the north star

they love it

'oh, the guy is his boss

ansd hes nervous cuz he knows the main guy is building around corpses

but he wants the main guy to have an art show with his awful works

later the main guy is accepting his new role as a art hero

this blonde chick in a tim burton ish shirt comes in and wants to model 4 him

the beatniks want him to do nudes

aint a real artist unless u do nudes, they say

guess that makes go nagai, toshio maeda, and masami obari real artists

she p-sses him off and they clash

later he gets her to come by for nude modeling

we never even see her big b00bs

just her back

he strangles her with a scarf

later he goes to the place the beatniks are squatting in and they are eating hippie non gluten non carb non food

he shes em his new "art" and they love it

te poem guy makes a new poem for him and says it at the coffee house

his pome references necromance and killing

I just realized that the curvy blonde bit it in here

just like paris Hilton in house of wax

or the chick in psycho

but I think this came 1st

while drunk he enjoys being seen as a hero and wants to make a lotta more statues

he then saws off a guy's head to make more art

he brings in this head of clay the next day and his boss feels responsible

but the main guy cant stop cuz he don't wannna go back to being a bus boy

later he tries asking a girl out and sez he wants to marry her and stop making statues

she was the only one nice to him and hes gay 4 her

but she only was nice to him cuz she liked his art

the main guy don't take this well

he wants to make a statue of her

at the art show, she finds a piece of the blonde is off and theres human skin under it

the main guy tries to get to to accept it but she runs

the other guys at the show find out and go after him

as the main guy runs he hears the voices of those he iced

he cant take it and goes home

good thing this is about to end

I gotta take a big black strawberry marshmallow dump!

when they get to him they find he hung himself and smeared clay on himself

the end

for a bucket of blood 2 I'd like for the art to have gone on to have inspired a cult that abducts people and either makes them artists, or art, based on the dead artists works in the 1st film. also the poem guy with the beard from the 1st film is their leader who also tries to control the weather with human sacrifices and when anything happens with the weather, he says "its cuz of meeee!!" and anyone who disagrees is ritual sacrificed to control the weather.