Tomahawk Review

 Note: I spell GETTER CHANGE!

Tomahawk

This is my review on Tomahawn from ther distant furture year of 1951 (81 yyears before both The 3rd Robotech War and Transformers Battlestars The Return of Convoy)

Its dirtected by George Sherman wwho did Big Jake

It stars Van Heflin from Santa Fe Trail, the 40s Madame Bovary and The Greatest Stiory Ever Told, Yvonne De Carlo from The Munsters, The Ten Commsandmentrs and How The West Was Won, Alex Nicol from The Twilight Zone and The Screaming Skull, Preston Foster from Doctor X and I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang, Jack Oakie from The Great Dictator and the 30ss Alice in Wonderland, Tom Tully from The Moon Is Blue, Rock Hudson from Embryo, Susan Cabot from The Wasp Woman, Arthur Space from The Swarm, Russ Conway from The War of the Worlds and The Screaming Skull, Ann Doran from  Rebel Without a Cause, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, His Girl Friday, Yankee Doodle Dandy, The Snake Pit, and some 1900s dudes i never knew of

i never saw this b4 but heard its good

so after logo, we get an axe hit and treee and title then credits

then we gt a narratorsaying in wyoming in 1966, or 76, i didnt hear, theres 2 groups of men ready bto battle over issues and attacks

narraTOR GOES ON LIKE ITS PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE AND THE SUU VS aM,ERICA

main guy is here to mediate and sez the suu are being forced back by treaties and theres a trail being made to gold over the suu's hunting ground

main guy sez theres another trail they can take and America should make a compromise

but America sez he's got a bias towards the indians as hes friends with em

1 suu cheif speaks english and now knows they wer egonna jyuu him

he tells his people things in his language and leaves and main guy sez he sed the american repsmare liars

well, they DO work for the gov

oh and there was a fort coming up being made or something

an army guy says they will keep the fort on the suu land and wants main guy to be hisn scout but he don;';t consent

theres a lutenent there that main guy isnt keen on and after seeing him, he agrees to jion the scouting thing

then we see main guy trading card i mean items with the suu and 1 drunk guy slugs main gjy but he lets it slide

to quote hank hill; if i hit him bnack, its a fight, if i don't, itds assault

main guy tells a leader not to start a war as America is too strong and leader sez he wants to appropriate White protoculture but the Americans want him to go too fast

in another place, a wagon guy wants to go by but the army dont give protection for anything less than 5 wagons

he needs to get to wherever hes going fast as its costing him 500$ a day

the lutenent goes with em and munsters chick comes along on a route to get to thw place

at night even though its clearly day and just edited coloring, munsters sez her uncle is going to vierginia tro get da gold

luutenent sees some indian teens and caps 1 but another gets awaym which i;m surprised they were allowed to do in the 50s

luutenent sez to his sergent to say he fired at a fgox and missed, then they hide the body

imagine if they disposed of the evidence by eating it?

i mean he is the bad guy, go fulkl rikioh

btw this is in proper fullscreen and is well colored

the next day munsters talks with lutenent and he sez he was wounded in 63 and now is a good indian fighter after going on missdions to take em out

kinda like how europe celebrats its "elimnination" of downs syndrome by taking out the unborn suspected of it

or asia celebrationg how they have sons by executing their daughters

lurtenent goes on and sees a skull with blask pictuires on it and goesa on

then main guy comers by and sees it and sez theres trouble and goos oon

then we see suu guys on horses hiding by the edges of this sand deep thing and 1 pulls a j fk on the uncle and gets him in the heart

lutenent goos after them with a guy but loses track of em

then they come by main guy and his womana dn homie and wanna know where the suu went

main guy sez they are skilled with the horses a55 and can go places neither lutnenet nor main guy can go and lutenent goes off

so lutenent pulls the arrow out of uncle and hes ok and just needs some rest, wait, he dont and they gotta drive easy to avoid the wagon bouncing causing uncle to bite it

lutenendt dont ike main guys wife as shes red and they go to the fort

in there, munsters looks nervous at all the  men there like they are gonna b0ne and ice her

like its violence jack or berserk or something

lutenent tells his suyperior of the uncle getting shanked but donbt say how he started it as it makes his side look bad and the side he hates look good

like the media and news lying about those it dont like

the army guys are nice to main guy but not to his woman and he dont like it

this is actual racism, not just "he disagreed, i'm triggered"

main guy sez the suu wouldnt attack for no reason and sergent sez there was no incident that happened b4

but later main guy confronts him and sergent tells that these 2 indian kids were stealing hiorses so lutenent capped one

i thought those were the indian kids horses

so they were theives?

in roman times they crucifgied theives

in samurai times they used them for weapons testing by seeing how many a Katana can cut through in 1 swing

in mus lim countyries, they slive off theives arms

in soviet los angelas this korean was sick of shoplifters and opened fire on 2 of em

later munsters sez the dr sez the arrowhead is too close to uncles heart and wont operate so she gets main guy to do so

so main guy does the surgery and its all offscreen with showiung their faces and above the nips

so tyhe surgery was a success and munsters wants to have main guy be a dr or her bf or something

luutenent talks with munsters over how main guy is biased IN FAVOR OF THE INDIANS AND thhat he's married to the indian woman

then we see the suu going on a buffalo run and then we see main guy seeing some suu going around in the woods

so then the soldiers see a soldfier coming but it was a suu in soldiers outfit and i wasn't looking as i was dealing wih cr-p on discord

so a letter comes in and now the army wants to fight the suu

so munsters said main guy wanted her to look after his woman but she didn't consrent and she talks with uncle about it

2 women try to help main guys wife with english and they talk about it

munsters goes  out on horse and wife sees

main guys homie thinks theres gonna be something awful toimorrow and superior officer colonel wonders what is the deal with main guy and lutenent

col wonders what side main guy will choose and main guy dont give an answer

the next day the bugeler gets j fk'd by an arowr and main guy goies out i think

main guy attacks this indian on a horse and its the guy who punched him

he tackles him off the horse and fights and i think ends him but then sees munsters and gets her to a safe place as the horse goes off

she sez something about his wife and he reveals she isn't his wife and tells a long sotry

years back was a shai an who made a treatry and later some guys came by and went to kae the west safe fpor White Men whoiced 200 people in the shai an's village

chopped em up and probably b0ned em dead

the chick we thought was the wife was the sister of main guys wife and had a kid and both were iced

now he's goping like The Crow and takling out those who did it

wtf we're in the last act, the movies almost over!

that went by quick

so the indians come back to the area and have the body of the drunk guy who attacked main guy and its the son of the cheif

he puts a gee haad on them and oh wait, its made to look like night but really its clear day and tinted

munsters bnickers weith main guy about some cr-p and i think they are back in the fortress maximus and main guy tells how the guy he icxed was the cheifs fave son

were the other sons j-rk offs?

was this like Joseph and the Technicolor Drewam Coat where the other sons were gonna execute the good one?

so lutenent talks with munsters about how hes gonna get the indians and comes onto her but she dont consent

he unzips and a long crwam coolored tentacle comes out and wiggles aroung before going in her mouth!

jk really she goes to talk with uncle and sez he dont get it as hes a man so he sez talk to a wo man

a team of men goes out for firewood and munsters meets not wife and gives her a necklase thing and they smile

a lady comers in and reveals not wife is learning english most good ing

ireegardless of a education, son of a b--ches am a whole nother leverls of bads the grammers

colonel i mean sergent accuses main guy of his homie beging a worker of the indians and having told tbhem as rthe war drums started after he left

a group goes out and munsters comes out and tells main guy that lunentent weas in the group that attacked thew village asn he mentioned being in it b4 in the film

so lutenent meets with troops who say they chased 20 off and took out 2 of em

luteneing sees guys by a hill and figures he cant lose and will get a propmotion and goes after em

they chase em and get to em, then draw sabers and charge but the indians flee and a huge swarm of indians come out and arrow them

the surviving kid who he went at b4 was there and fires an arrow at him

so main guuy comes out with guys and findsalitenent and his duedes iced, then main guys homie comes by saying that a lot of weapons came by and now are gonna get the ammo\

lutenent is not dead dead and wait its not him, its a peeon who sez lutenent did it for a promotion

survivor sez someone went out by the hills and wait, its lutenent who booked it and left his men to be iced

the survuiiving horse theif kid chases him and fights him in the water

wait, the kid is watching and main guy fights luitenendt

yuu keela mai fah muh lee, nowa yuu dai!

so louteneint sez he wwas only following orders to ice the vollage and his fam and the kid j fk's him in the back as main guy lifts him up

my mom noticed the protection pad on his back where the arrow hit, which she has cr-ppy eyes and this would be more visiable ion the big screen

main guy returnns and sez the kid j fk'd the guy and the tropps get the emmo wagons back to the fort

a swarm of indians comers over the hill and the army gets ready to battle

they say their chants or cast spells or w/e and main guy sez the enemy will attack in waves to keep em from reloading, but these new hguns can reload 3x as fast like char's red zaku

the cheif comes by and gives the signal that ssays they fight til 1 or both sides is dead

the enemy atatacks and is taken outso they send another wave comes out, only to be mowed down again

what is this? warsong on sega genesis? ala langrisser 01?

this goes on until the cheif comes down withn his trops but stops and collects his mens bodies

col spares him and dont fire and later goes to washington to get a new treaty

main guy sez it was the guns that beat them and the gov closes the fort

yeah but those were made by them

so narrator sez about how the indians get kind of a win in 1868 and will go on for 30 years

the end

oh and this was based on actual events

But that was pretty good

Nice effects and acting

Good music and color

It had good flow and didn't draG

iT had good twists that kinda holds up

It shows how the gov make some people treated bad, but didn't make America look like "the bad guy" like modern things do

For Tomohawk 2 I want a few of the Suu to be disgruntled by thew gov and make a wicked pack witrh their peoples past al;lies: The Sasquatch. They raise an attack on nearby America Towns to drive out the Americans to get back the lands they feel were taken, But Thomas Edison has made a new electric armor that allows Humans to fight on par with Sasquatch. So he sends a team of Humans in Power Armor and thery face the Sasquatch in their kindsa ancient combat ritual, where the winner gets the land. Also its a 16 bit Tournament Fighter on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where you platy as a Human or Sasquatch and battle the other team until you face the sasquatch emperor

Alienator Review

 Note: I spell like alien shows on The History Channel think

Alienator

This is my review on Alienatort from the distant fuiture year of 1990 (The year Transformers Zone came out)

its directal by  Fred Olen Ray who did Alien Dead, Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfold and a buncha films that sound like p0rn0

It stars John Phillip Law from Barbarella, Ther beefy bronze blonde Teagan Clive from Interzone, P. J. Soles fro Carrie, Hallowween 1 and The Devil's Rejects, Robert Clarke from Bedlam, The Hideous Sun Demon, From the Earth to the Moon, and was the dad of Cam Clark from Robotech, Leo Gordon from Big Top Peewee and The Night of the Grizzley, Joseph Pilato from Beetleborgs and Digimon, aand a few other guys i never saw in anything else

according to tthe imdb, its a sdorta remake of The Astounding She-Monster and is a lot like Critters 01

I saw some of this b4 but not all the way through

huh, Teagan is married to Stan Berkowitz of DCAU writing

Guess he likes muscle chicks, Nice, that explains all the Superhero shows

so after creits and we get text saying on some planet in a galaxy a guy named after one of those daemon godsd in the Bible who the celebs worship is oppressing people and theres an uprising

many innocents bite it and the leader of the uprising is caught and sdentecned to be executed

on a prisoin planet but not like ion shadow raiders/war planets or supoer draghon ball heroes, the xexecutioner is getting ready to end him

executor tells rebel he wants him to suffer but executioner is told he has a vidsitortt wjho he thinks is comming tomorrow

exe beats on reb and leaves and reb sees a buig on the wall aand an item in his cell

exe finds the general is here and his secretary is in an outfit with holes cut for her b-00bs but is in a bra

also i hear 1 guy on this had his gf into the black arts so this explains the bad guys name

a guy comes to pobserve the execution and they put another guy to be executed in a cell by rebel to f with him

obserber talks with secretaty about how she can executre guys with a button and he sufgfests standing up for huiman life(they're human??)

but she sez its her job, like that calvin and hobbes thing with the aliens, and exector sez this is the end of the line fopr those wq/o any appeals left

so observer sez the executed to be guy has kids but exector sez he shouldn't have been "allowed" to breed, implying eugenics, which comes from evolution

on onservers planet they dont executtre even if they got it comming

so exectur presses a button and the not rebel is didsintegrated with light but revbel breaks free, gets a lazer and treies to fight his way out

mega man exe cutergoos after him and theres a NEON LAZER BLAST FIGHT

reb takes out guys and gets aaway, then sneaks around and puts a cloth of parasites on as guards face as thery go inside his head

now it would be with cg but this is done well

so rebvel gets to the airlock and escapres so the executer  calls inn da hunter unit

then we get title and credits and its pretty 80s with music that sounds like a video game kinda

btw this is colored and in proper full screen

so reb goes around in a space craftthats made of matter and NOT really cr-ppy cg that eats the budget to look like a55

he makes it to da urth and then we see some Americans in an RV going around what I assume is the Confederacy

the driver is drinking beer like hes buster bunny in the banned ep of tiny toons and they see the fire thing come through the sky

there's also a nerd and a vally girl in da rv

where the spacecraft crashed, they user a miniature and perspective to look like its big as the guy is behind it in the distance and the rebel comes out and acts mentally ret-rded

eventually he is in the road and beer drinking driver bumps past him and they check him

driver is worrided of being in tyrouble for ruunning over a guy and they bring him to take him to a ranger station by the camping grounds

in da rv he screams and spazzes out b4 blacking out with his mouh open for someone to take a big steamy dump in

then we see some comic hunters doofing around in da ewoods and the dumb one yakes some cans off the ground for target practice

they find a rabbit in a trap and th waRDEN CATCHES Em and they claim they were helping it

if they get 1 more write up they go to tghe work farm, and warden sez this part of the woods is a game preserve and is only catch taG AND RELEASE

BUT they say all the good animals are there and they need bear traps in case of bears and cougars and sasqyatch

the doofs go asnd warden gets the rabbit to insert in his back door or w/e people do with em

so laTER ITYS NIGHT AND THERES A loty of fog machine fog and the teens who are like 34 get the ranger and tell him of the guy they hit

they check him and they say he was hit 20 mins ago which isnt likey as now its night and it was day when they hit him

so ranger warden checks him and calls the dr to come over and dr is drinking and kinda f'd

driver wants to go but warden wants to check his license and go on the computer

rebel jerks around and spazzes out gores back and laster its nighter and he comes to and cant talk rifht asn hes got a coller on his neck

he warns em that somethings comming and they wonder what his deal is

he sez hes from another world and was gonna be executed and the ones after him will hunt and end him and the 30 year old teens

then another ship lands and they use a perspective shot to make it look big and it looks better than any of that new star wars cr-p

on the prioson planet the open t-ts chick is grilled for leaving thew safety on in the execution thign and  exectuor comes on to her like weinstein

observer comes on and secrietay leaves and another guy coimes in and sez the tracking device is in his collar and working

executer wants the prisoner iced no matter the cost and back on the earth warned stantion , ther power is out and rebel sez the bad guy is taking over the power systems

reb sez hsi homeworld was destroyed like in grendizer or the manga of black lion and most 30 year old teend dont believe him

so dr's car ois f'd pout and teagan comes out in a metal bikiniand mask with a blaster arm and zaps him aND HE evaporates

wait he catches firte, thoguth he vanished b4

we see him burn with a puppet of him cooked , its pretty bada55

warden goes out to check the generator and valley girl asks if rebel knows E T

so the machines dont work and the doofy guys from b4 whine abotu their truck not starting and they come across the cooked dr and want his car

eventually they ntoice the cooked dr and his nadme is doc BURNside

so they goo oon and later the nerd in the warden place is sure the rerbel is a real space man

driver points a gun at him and is joking around and warden tells him so stop being a j-rk off

man the acting in this is kinda cr-ppy, but not so bad that its epic like la blue girl

then the car alarm goes off and rebel spazzes out as the lights on and off like eyes open/close with the egg from outer space from pj katies farm

outside is metal bnikini teagan and nerd and wearden gom out to see

rebel and driver goi out and se her and rebel sez to ice her

comet blurrs out teagans crotch even though shes weraring a metal bikini and rebel convinces driver to fire on her

teagan fires and evcapoprates a truck and the gangf flee out the back door

warden wants to get to another cabin but driver sez they just lefty one and rebel sez to seppuku so its less painful

thats what this msuic reminds me of!

Alien Soldier on Sega Genesis

Irs got that techno cyber beat

latr teagan takes out a wood spike from her leather boot and pulls the tip through her rubber foot as she stpped in a trap hole of spikes

so warden and friends get to the colonel and then we see teagensee a deer

she scans it and finds its non hostile and it comes to her and she pets it

so after telling cooonel the story offscrean and colonel sez the Soviets had a Lazer in Nam

colonel thinks his a k 4 7 can take out the alienator, kinda like donald hayes thinking the grand cannon can takre out the zentraefdi, ort anatole leoprtnard thinks his forces can take the robotech masters

colonel gets a gun that can stop a bull elep[hant in a 100 yards and shoots off the collar from rfebel

colonel leonard has driver guard the door and gets an anti personal mine

rebel wants to use a net of metal to f up its circuts and colonel hayes sez he has barbed wire and chicken fence

back on prison planet; the observer beats executer in a gamer executer is updated on the situation

back on da urth teagenm walks around in ehr metal bikini and we get a clear shot at her beefy thong a55

colonel plants the mine and the collar and teagan comes by and they bvlurr out her crotych again

she fires on the wardena nd colonel and they firtre back and all miss and escape in the cabin

teagan tyalks in alien talk with a cyber voice and rebel sez it sez it will let them go if they give himup and lay down their arms

colonel fires on the mine and blows her away but she is unharmed

btw on youttube in french this movcie is on and its widescreen and is missing the top and bottom

rebel offers to team up with driver to make him rich if he helps him and teaches this worlds ways

but driver dont consent as rebel is a walking targewt

so then nerd tells abotu how as a kid he wanted to be john carter of mars

then alienatormis on da roof and they shgouldnt fire aty the cieling as it mgiht torech the roofd

so driver fires and warden sez"u got sh-t for brains kid?!@"

valley girl runs otu to da car and wardewn and colonel go out after her

driver goes out and teagan throws away his gun and strangles him

unable to resxist, he startsd j-rkin off and blasts the floor wioth goo

jk really she throws him to the ground and valley ghirl uses a crossbow on teagean

she pulls out out the back of her head and the warden aND COLONEL FIRE ON HER

the shots spark off her matal bikini like its power rangers and nerdlinger throws a metal net on her that spazzes her out

warden wants to burn the body but colonel sez its proof and taKES her lazer cannon

rebel uses his ki to heal drivers neck and sez he can trach him it

when driver sez the gob will vivisect him, he puts back the pain, then later he does some ki thing and red ki comes out of drivers face

thern tis day and driver comes back anc sez he weas p-ssing and dont know where rebel is

valley gril sez"the suns come up" even though its bright day and has been for hours

driver drinks a beer and crushes the bottle in 1 hand and is coming onto the other girl w/o consen t

warden makes him back off so driver caps him in da arm

turns out, rebel took over drivers body and iced him and then runs outta bullets so nerdlinger attakcs

as the nerd is a55 kicked by the joick, they have a shatner level fight

then teagan comes outa f--kin nowhere and axes off driver rebels head

teagan sends in word she iced rebel and observer freaks out

teagan vaporizes his head and gives em a bag aND WEALKS OFF AND IN THE BAG ARE SPACE JEWELS

observer sez he was exiled for fighting but exectoer sesz their group iced countelss innocents

observer pulls out a lightsaber and sez the rebel was his son and executer fights and punches through him with a hand

in da cabin they wonder what to tell others and colonel dont know if he believs it

then they go out and seetreagans spacecraft going off as colonel sez she sa great woman

then credits to that alien soldier music and blue fdont on black background

the end

that was actuallly kindas good

nice twist that the guy they were after was the bad guy

teagan was bada55

good effects and style

good 80s vibe and tyle

stefanie bardack? like the dbz guy?

peeny cooper? like if the big bang theor7y guiy got married?

i enjoyed this one and its pretty entertaining and has a good cheesy low budghet 80s style

for alienator 2 i want her to be sent on another planet to catch a cyber criminal and goes through the escaped guys planet what he reprogrammed to atytack her. also its a 16 biut Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16 Atari GJaguar and GBA pplatform game where ytouy play as the Alienator and fight on this cybertech world and blast through robots and mechs

The Vampire Bat Review

note; i spell el vampire-oh taro

The Vampire Bat

This is my review on ther vampire bat from the distant future year of 1933(100 years before the 3rd Robotech War)

Its directal b Frank R. Strayer who did nothing i've seen but seems to like blondes

it stars Lionel Atwill from Doctor X, Captain Blood and Son of Frasnkenstien, Fay Wray from The Affairs of Cellini, Black Moon, King Kong, Doctor X,The Most Dangerous Game and the 20s Ben Hur, Melvyn Douglas from Captains Courageous and The Old Dark Gouse, Maude Eburne from The Bat Whispers, George E. Stone from The Robe, Dwight Frye from Dracula, Frankenstein, The Invisible Man, Bride of Frankensrtien, The Son Of Monte Cristo and The Man in the Iron Mask, Robert Frazer from Whiute Zombie and Black Dragons, Lionel Belmore NOT berrymore from the 20s oliver twist, The Sea Hawk, The Blackbird, Bardelys the Magnificent, The 20s The King of Kings, Frankenstein, The Adventures of Robin Hood, Son of Frankenstein and The Hunchback of Notredame, William V. Mong from Treasure sland in da 30s and Noah's Ark, Paul Weigel from The Grwat Dictator and The Black Cat, William J. Humphrey from The Unholy Three, Carl Stockdale from Intolerance, the 20sam Oliver Twist, Mr Smith Goes To Washington, Marie Antoinette and Bardelys the Magnificent Paul Panzer from Casablanca and a few 1800s homies I never saw in anything

I never saw this b4 but its public doamins and from the guys who did Dr X and uses stuff from the Universal horror like frankenstien and the old dark house

as its from the start of the 30s, the production code wasnt used as hard so they got away weith cr-p you wouldnt see in the later 3p0s or 40s or 50s or some of the 60s

so aftwer titlae and credits, which are in proper fullscreen and b/w, we get this spooky placer with ruibber bats that tgook effort to do in the 30s as there was no cg

a guy goes through the possible town possible buiilding and theres a wolf houl

a chick screams and at the place of the burgermeister sez theres vampires around to his crew as theres bats and 1 guy serz its b-llcr-p

also the town archives say there was vampirism in the past in 1643 and 12 skeptic thinks its all fake but the others know better

they talk of things vamps do like going through stone walls like in devilman and skeptic wants to find the hguman beinmd it

isnt this how candy man 1 started?

so they hear the wolf howel and doubter leabes andf mocks em saying "dont let the vampuirtes get you"

imagine if they played the clip from Cyber City OEDO 808 where Benten says "You wouldn't recognize a g-- ---n vampire if one jumped ip and bit you on the end of ur f---ing d--k!"

wait, vampires biting d0ng?! like that tom cruise movie where he turns brad pit?

then in some sxcience lab in a moms babement, is this chick doing nerd sh-tand i think doubter comes in and smooches her

he sez they think its a vampitre and the man/chick mock them, for their belif in the supernatural

doubter cant find a clue and a maid/slave comes in with food and coffee or something and doubter freaks her out with vampire talk but she denies belief in them

a dude comers by and akss to see the dr and chick sez hes out

then we see this dr treating a chick in bed and he looks kinda like the guy who was hannibal in the 10s tv show

some junkie lookin dude comes in and brings her flowers and when dir wants to open the windows trhe junkie gets nervous

he seems a bit mentally devolved and gets her soem garlic and dr sez she was attacked by a big a55 bat

it seems dwightr frye is doing his crazy dude thing from dracula and frankensrtien

so devolvo junkie goes out worried of the bat and the guard from the start of the moviue sez he saw it but didnt tell to abpid causing panic

devoldced dwight has a bat fetish and if this were made today, it would be his autism, and the guard who sdaw the bat worried of that b oy

so dwight devolved pets a bat and people are rtacist against him as they think hes weird and bats are bad, buty in REAL life, bats are good and eat bugs

dwights fam slave oir nruse or something closes the windows and dwight wanted em open b4 but i f;d up in saying it

dr talks with doubter and chickwho is fay wray but should be blonde, and later something wakcs the wait a lady and the town suspect its dwightouitside the coroner or w/e dwight comres by as the body is being looked at by dr and doubter

the body has 2 neck holes and itsa from an unknown animal but it might be a bat

dr suggests it might be a human who turned vam,pire from some furry thing of liking bats or w/.e and dwight gets closerand when he pulls off the blanket, he sees the body and spazzes out

guard tinkis dwight is gonna eat him and has a similar spazz out about the dwight

also he sed dwight was at the body';s place b4 but main ghuy doubter sez he was bringing her flowers

latewr its raining or somethign and chick is in the garden or w/e and talks with doubter and dr talks to the maid/slave about her worry of medical issues she might have

doubter tries to kills her but she has him kiss a fruit as his eyes were cloesd

maid comes by worreied about some cr-p i cant make out and douybter and chick go out and he quick kisses her mouth when shes not expectin it

also the dwight is lurking around and makes cat sounds to bring maid to the shrubs and she she's looking, he eats her food

she gets bit by a turtles and dwilght has accidentally cut himself as hes a spazz and whe she goes to get med kit, he puts all the fruit in his pockets

dr reads of vam,,pires and findfs they are the soul of a dead buy whos lingering, asnd goes around its grave

but i think it might be daemons/aliens/fallen angels/interdimensional abonminations

then the burgermeister comers by saying another chick bit it and was blood;ess and dwight is gone

the guiuys wanna stake dwight but main guy doubter wants to give him a fair trial

this shows how even the most awful accused should get a fair chance to proove themselfes, un,.ike the ussr and chi na and englandf and soviet canada where they just shut you down for accusations

maid comes back and trewats dwlgith but knows what the burgerer said and as shes nice to him, he gives her a bag

she fiats as i guess its full of smelly j-zz and as dwight goes to seem9ingly b0ne her, a dog come sby andf he leaves

she wakes up thinking the dog is the dwight and spoazzes out

imagine if thew dog started h-mping her?

later a firnfds of the chick who just bit it brings dr a Crucifix from the iced girl and 

dwight is on thre run a dtheres a lynch mob after him and he runs to bronson cave to get help from lord zedd and his evil rangers

the townsfolk find him and he dont wanna go with em as they're gonna cut him open and f his gut5s

so he spazzes out and jumps off a cliff and is on a ledge 50 feet down,m probably dead

so at night dr i think has some kinda spastic trance and sees this ither guy going after this chick in bed

as he spazzes out of his trance, the other guy comes out of it for a bit but once hes back in it, the othe rguy is too

other guy brings the chick to him and in this some kind of lab like in double dragoin neon, they have her hooked to a thing and her blood drained in a jar

i think dr is one of the guys but i could be wrong

so later maid comes by all comic and later dr talks with main guy about how he worries about thwe dwight

later maid goes to see some chick and finds her dead in bed and faints 

the other come runnign and main guy doubter sez they have the same 2 wounds and was dead for 45 mins and bloodless

the other guy who was looking for the dr b4 is there and said he was neasr but didnt see anytrhing

theres a Crucifix on the floor dr sez belonged to her and later, main guy goes to see chick who is looking after maid

he tells hert to keep her door locked and stay in and maid hears andf comes out aftert he leaves and gets b--chy

main guy and dr ta;lk over who might have done it and other guy is there

burgermeister comes in and says dwight bit it at 9 and in a cave 2 hours away

dr is looking f'd by this and main guy sez someone else bit it after that

aslso burgeress merideth sez they stakes the dwights hart and now regrets his actions

well if he sez sorry, then it should be ok

burger mc burger goes off to eat his gun or w/e and main guy ponders on why someone might be taking human blood

he don't get that the guy he's trying to solve the thing with nis the bad uy

kinda like in robotech ii the sentinels with edwards

dr gives him some poison pills saying it ill help him sleep

what is he? heath ledger?!

chicik comes out and sez goodnight and chick and dr go to bed, but not the same one, as that would imply b0ning

so main guy good too beed and dr mentally sends the other guy out and tells him to wait until hes in bed

main guy smokes in bed and puts it out beofre going to sleep and i think he mgiht have taken the pills

in bed the other guy comes up to him w/o sound like a 20s movie and kinda freaky and dr tells him to bring him to da lab

but chick comes in and sewss him talking to himslef andf figures out its him

later she confronts him and he sez hes making artificial life andsynthetic tissue

so he killed real livbing things to make 1 fake one?

they say he carved that spoon fromn an even bigger spoon

so then dr has her bound and gagged andn is using this sponge thing in a waTER TANK that i guess is his jinzo ningen

he takes off the bl;;anket to drain the main guys blood but its the other guy and in othwer guys clkoak is main guy witha  gun

well, thats it, movies over, hes got a gun on him

cap him and kiss the girl

but dr grabs the gun andf fights him as main guy is a dumba55 and let him get close

other guy comes to and gets the gun on dr and as main guy and chcik leave, the other guy ends dr for mind f--king him and eats the other bullet

maidf comes bnny and sez the dr needs to give her some item and goes off as main guy sez thats epsom salt

the end

That was pretty good

nice switch and bait from supernatuiral to sci fi

sorta like a reverse candyman

good acting and nice moments of silence and movement to creep

good twists

sorta like dr x but different enough

like tmnt and battletoads or biker mioce from mars or stone protectors

i enjoyed it and its a decenty film thats only liek a 1 hour and a bit

Oh and he didn't take the sleeping pills

For The Vampire Bat 2 I want the artificial life made by the dr to come to and starts mutatiung into some uunholy abomination that goes around through the town and eating people to gain more dna to mutate into a higher lkife forme, also its a 16 bit top down game like the ooze on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG1`6, Atari Jaguar and GBA where you play as the abomination and botta eat enough people to gain powers to access the next area

Attack Of The Giant Leeches Review

 Note: i spell as good as this movie sounds

Attack Of The Giant Leeches

this is my review on attack of the giant leaches fromn the distant future year of 1959 (40 years before the Global Civil War of the 90s ended by Zors Battlefortress landing on Macross Island)

Its directed by Bernard L. Kowalski, who is El Polen Zakken, and also did Sssssss

It was produced by the amaZING Roger Corman and stars Yvette Vickers from Sunset Boulevard and Attack of the 50 Foot Woman, Tyler McVey from The Day the Earth Stood Still and It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, Gene Roth from The Greatest Story Ever Told and How the West Was Won, Dan White from Gone With The Wind, The Grapes of Wrath, Beyond Tomorrow, Out Town, Duel in the Sun, David and Bathsheba, The Red Badge of Courage, The Ten Commandments, Giasnt, The Rainmaker, Touch Of Evil, To Kill A Mockingbird, Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter(holy f==k i saw a lot of stuff he was in), George Cisar from The Giant Claw and Billy the Kid Versus Dracula, and some 1900s guys I never heard of

I never saw this but heard orff it and it feels like something only the 50s would do seriously as now it would be a parody

Alo its public domain and got a remake i never saw

so it starts with this redneck shooting something with his boomstick and drinking ,moonshine

then tital and credits tro good 50s music on paper

then theres this redneclk bar and the boomstick guy sez he put 5 shells in it and it was a tentacle monster thingf

the other inbreeders dont beliebe him and he sez he wouldnt touch it as its creepy

so this fata55 talks to his blonde woman and sez he need to look tough so they dont think she bosses him around but she dont care and shows off her high heel legs and gets undressed in sexy for the 50s undioes

she dont wantg him to look at ot feel her despite her marrying him and goes out to probably b0ne some devolved guys

so later this guy and his woman go out trying to stop guys from using traps to catch animals, and had to ice the animnals in traps as he thinks it s"cruel"

even though what animals dfo to other animals is borderline dante';s inferno!

wasps lay eggs oin animals and the eggs hatch and eat the animal alive from inside, savcing the vital organs last so it stays freshg

then theres a scream and the blonde sees a devolved guy biting it

anti hunter brings it to the sherrif and says it wasnt a gater who did it but a squid or octpoopus thing that did itm but the sherrif thinks he's full of sh-t

sounds like the invid! they've come fopr the protoculture! Call the Sentinels!

antio hunter sees a nerd who tells about ocitpi and his woman thinks it was a devolved gater

nerd sez it might be the thing the boomstick guy nailed so they are gonna look for it in the backwaters of the swamp

so after boating for a while, the anti hunter, who imma call main guy, and his woman find a bubbling for a bit andc she gibes him coffee

main guy sez there was something in here in the 1830s and it took em days to round up

btw this is b/w bnut widfescreen so we get the gayu a55 black bars

something is watching em from the water as they go on

later blonde comes back and bickers with fata55 and gets b--chy at him when he sez he loves her

what a b--ch, i hope tyhe tentacle sb0ne her dead

oh fata55 is moving out and leaving her behind as i giuess shes a 5kank

some redneck comes by and goes to blonde and i think they b0ne ofdfscreen

so main guy spend all day with chick and couldnt find any evidence of aliens like her dad the nerd said

so blonde is making out with redneck outside and as its a 50s movie they aren';t nude,m but she did playboy for this movie

they talk about their lives and otrher cr-p i dont care about for a while but fata55 coimes in with a shotrgun and is gonna bl;asxt them back to h e double soviet california!@

imagine if he stuffed the shotgun up his a55 and said "htime for a suppository!"??

so fata55 fires at bf's feet and makes em go on as he follows and fires more shots

did this just become the mov ie the moist dangerous game from the 30s?

he eventually catcjhes up to em and he blames her like with Amad and Eve, wehich aS THAT WEAS A tRUE sTORY, THEY CAN PUT THIS ON THE HISTPORY CHANNEL

theyt whine and sink into the water as they wealk back and he givbes em a chance when he sez he learned his lesson and wiull stay away from the fata55es woman

then these rubber monsters eat em

so he gets the cops offecreen and then they are hewre and think he iced them and hid the bodiues but they dont buy it and take him away

thinkingf the gaters are eationg the bodioers, the cops go out using poles

meanwhile, main guy wants to use asplosives to protect animals but his chick thinks its going tooi far to ice people to save animals

also they are going after whopevcer is wacking the people in the swapm, which is up to 3 bodiues now

main guy thinks its the fata55 who did it and later hung himself offscreen

he's gonna use charges to blast up something from the bottom of nthe marsh or bog or w/e this cesspoole is

chick thinks its cr=-ppy and later 2 guys are out in a boat with a shot gun and a paddle

wait its 2 paddle and wait its a pole and a paddle

why not burn down the swamp? i mean it would evaporate the water and we'd have the gorund free to see

1 guy in da boat notices they looksfor howrs and didnt evemn find 1 gater when there should be many

hes freraked out over it and they go to land but the music kicks in and these huge leather c0nd0m things flip the vboat andc get em

they drag em back to their lair and the other people caught by em are there and alive formsome reasonbuyt then are sucked on by em like they are making out with their necks

da f--k kinda movie is this?!

sci fi p0rn0?!

is this GUY Double Target??

so main guy and chick talk with sheffurf i think about the guys who went missing and then 2 more guys go out on thre water in a boat weith a pole

also is a posse with torches going around the bayou aty nightr

so the dogsd find the scent and it leatds em on

2 guys are in the water up to their waists and say its clear

after much searching they give up and figure the guys are iced, but notice that there's no gators and they aint scared away as nothing scarews gatrs

what about skunk ape?!

so back in base the main guy wonders if theres a mineral contamination in the water and he weants to go in an "aqua lung" like in the war

nerd wantsa to use dynomiter as theres no animals in the area and he dont wanna as it might f up nature

also he'd need authorizxation and a good reason

its gonna be a few days b4 he gets diving equipment and nerd and his daughter go out, weait its just nerd, and he goos oof in a booat

in the lair the people suffer from some fog comming from the water and nerd comes back after j-rlklkin off in the pond or w/e

wait he planted a chartge and nuked the sweamp and a few b odies come up after they died from the blast and were knocked out of the cave

so after an offscreen autopsy they find the people were drasined ofg blood and had suction woulds on them like a giant leach

Giant Leeches? Could be worse! Killer Shrews or Could be Killer Toimatoes! Or Sexy Pumpkins!

but the bodiesd were only dead for a few hours and whatever iced em is stuill out there

turns oput theres caves underwater from Noahs flood or w/e and had air pockets in it like what main guy knew of from his army days

also whatever iced em might have hid in there from the blasts and some chick might still be there alive

honestly, when the nerd went out, i thought he;'d bite it, like the wheelcainr guy in the swarm testing his antidote on himself

nerds trying to terst something usually bite it

So later the giuys go out in scuba/sm gear and this chick is gonna get sucked by the big black leather c0md0m monster

the sm scuba guys go undert with a weapon that can take out a tiger shark and it devolved into the phantom of 10 000 leagues with a guy underwater doing diddley d0ng

in there this c0ndom thing co9mes for him and he goes up, aparently having nailed it with his weapon somehow

he goes under to finish it off and 1 guy siuspects side effects of radio actrivbbe stuff from space missions of cape cazrbunkle devolved the leach to be big

so blonde falls in the eater and comes to the surfavce and 1 diver brings her to the boat in the boat not to the boat

so main guy fighhts the c0ndom and uses a big a55 knife like hes violence jack and the other diver assists

so they get back inb da boat and i just realizes that the spacer guys dont use nucular things so thatr thewory dont add up

the scuba sm gear gusy return and then offescreen, plant charges and main guy pushed the thing and all 3 buiildings i mean the swamp floor blows

these c0ndom things come up dead and thats it

the end

that was pretty good

nice quice 50s movie

nothing awful of it

good style

it hgolds attentiona nd has nice effects

nowadays the m,onstyers would be cr-ppy a55 cg

its a decent film and has a nice feel

for attack of ther guiant leeches 2 i want a leach to have survived and have a psychic connection to the blonde who escaped. also she is devolveing into a leach =monster and has to get to a church to be blessed and get the evil out. also its an 8 bit platform game on nes, game boy, sega master system, game gear, tg16 atari lynx and jaguar where you play as the chick and gotta get to the church through the swamp beforfe time is over and you're fully devolved m, but the more you devolve, the more abilities you get,

Ghoulies IV Review

 note; i spell like a sequel

Ghoulies 4

This is my review on Ghoulies 4 from the distant future year of 1994 (the year sonic 3 and knuckles came out)

I never saw the 1st 3 but this ones on Comet so here we are

Its directal by Jim Wynorski who did Chopping Masll, The Thing Below, Camel Spiders, and a bunch of p0rn0

IOt has Tony Coxz from Beetlejuice, and no one else I know of

it styarts with this leather chick breakingh into a storehouse and beating opput a guard, then uses a shuriken in another guard, then ghunmning a few more

shre reminds me of Rachel from Ninja Gaigen

sdhe tyakes thsi coin, then spray paints a pentagream on the floor and puts the guards bodcies on it and sez a spelland it summons this guy in a cloak

shre wal;ks into the pentagram to give it to him but it makes him vaniosh and she runs

then these devolved midgets are summoned and run and we get title and credits to good msuic

then we get this guy goes in a car and his partnbet aims a gun at him until guy tells him whats going on and they are on a stake out since last night

gun partnetr gets coffee froma conveineice store and sees a guy and goes out and gives the signal butn his partnet takes a while to get it

gun partnet gets in a giunfight ad guy comes in only to falla gun guy gerts his gun and shoots on

he sneaks around and empties his guns int the bnad guy and later this high rank blonde comes by and was his gf

shge wants him to have a time off as his partnet is barfing andf she notices his neck thing jewel

aLSO THEY WERE BUTT BUDDIES B4

huh, the bloinde in here was the mom in hgoney i shrunk the kids the swerrees: Barbara Alyn Wood

so then these 2 doofy guys have gone under ground in this stone place and blonde wacks 1 and uses him to summon the clkoak guy who looks like daemon from digimon

she offers her life to him but he sez they have another jewel so he can give her another chance

the doofy guy comes by and she wacks him and he seems like yogi bear

Later main guy andblonde cop are going in car and she whines that he detatched the radio and they talk abouit their breakup cuz he wanted to handcuff her for b0ning

they go top the warehouse from the start of the film anbd theres graffittio on it

oh its a museum and while he talks with the museum chick, she notices his necjlace jewel

the ghoulies are there hiding and they recognize some guy, then theres a flersgbnackto theghoulies being summoned to work for this guy

they sneak around in items liker that levekl in Toy Story on Sega Genesis

Main guy sez he suspectsd somewthing as the guards are4 gone and she sezthe museum gurl is lying and they go out

the cops take photoes with like an 1800s camera of graffiti and she sezif he dont tell her wghats up, hes off the case

he sez the graffiti is an ancient language from a dead book and  hes sent home but the ghoulies are in his car

only i mean once my dad said he ssaw an add for a movie weithj a monster comming outta the toilet, but he called it the GOONIES as he's bad with names

imAGINE SEAN ASTIN CRAWLING OUTTA THE TOULET?

so maiun guy calls the hospital to cheeck on a patiant but is told to call back

turns out the nuts have taken over the asslyum and tied up the guards but when a call comes in for napoleon, 1 guy identifies as napoleon and its for him

main guy goes in a convience store and the owner fires at him until he tell em hes a cop

he goes out and the cops stoop him and it tierns out i wasnt looking abnd he shot at his own car

wait, a sghotgun in his car went off, i think cuz of thge goonies

the glhoulies are going around on the roof and main guy froves off, ohg anbd his candya55 partner sees blonde in leather fort a sec but when he looks back, its an add on the wall

SO MCANDYA55 PARTNER GOES ON AND LEWWATHER BLONDE IS IN THE CAR WITH HIM AND comes on to him and b0nes him

meabnwhile main guy hashis necklace looking in the mirror and the lkights do dark and he looks psychoi foir a bit

his gf wonders whats up with him and wants him to stop drinking and sez hes not as fun as he was b4

she wants to b0ne buty he falls asleepoand she takes his necklaceand tries it on

he sez kate and she gets p-ssed he sed anothe rgiurls name and goes out]

then we see a guy with a staff and puppet ghoulies going around and getting zapped in the staf by lightning

some chick in a car usesd a car phone while driving and sez shes looking for something and thern another call sez groaning sounds

a voice tells her stuff to tempt her to his side and laughs evil and her car speeds up and bumps into other cars

eventually ity plows into a thing and blows in a fireball

meanwhile the ghoulies are going around and see a h0-0ker being nugged at knifgepoint and they naIL THE MUGGER WITH A METAL THIUNG

SHE'S HAPOPY TO BE SAVED AND DONT MIND THEM BEING DEVOLVEDF MIDGETS AND i think b00nes em

btw this is in soviert calfornisa of new sodom l a 

later main guy wakes up and his gf is wthere and hes in bed now instead of the chairm he was in

he gets a call about the warehouse ropbbery and need to meet him in 20 mins but puts it off tio b0ne his girl

she dont wanna b0ne unless he pays her and i think shes a h00ker

phone calls him and sez to meet him and its his candy a66 partnet but he's doing it for the blonde leather chick

he goes out and the gouliessneak in a building and see they need keys to get in this place and beat out a janitopr to get em

main guy gets to the warehouse and sees candya55 handcuffedx i mean tied to this wall and sees blonde leather chick who was in the nuthouse but got out by icing a guy

shes b--chy cuz he didnt see her and she previously tried to ice him, but sdhe was his ex hg i mean gf

she tells candya55 to ice main guy and smooches him main guy on the mouth

main guy fights candya55 whos now bada55 and they fight but candya55 gets a gun

main guy is on the pentagram and light comes on him and he fires ki blasts out his hands like dbz and erases cadnya66

vtw thgis is in propewr full screen and has good color

so the ghoulies are in this aparrtnmt and looking at polaypen but this lether chick comes in and i think thios is the main guys polace

the ghoulies hide uinder tghe bewd and look like goblins fropm troll 02

they find cop stuff anmd like thre taste of mace andf when 1 jumps, lwather chic findas em and rhey mace her and ruin

she goewws after em, in leather heels, and in the hospital, bl;onde cop sees main guy about his injuiries

he's kinda f'd and need a catherter and he dontwant it

later hes driving wqitrh blonde cop and tyalks about leather bl;onde and his candya55 partner going bada55 and the museum chick's car foubnd burned but no one was in it

at night, lewarther chick finds a hobo and sacrifices him inthe pentagram to summon Faust from urotsukidoji

its the daemon cloak guyand hjes fading and needs the jerwel but she gewtsa a fonzie guy to bow for him at force and he deviolves into a daemon and sez where the jewel is

if she fails him again she's f'd

so blonde cop brings main guy back to his place and its busted up and then we see some h00kers anfd 1 ghets into a car

ghoulies come by and think its a contest ort a place to get a ride and go in a pick up truck or w.e as a h000ke tal;ks wityh its owner and no one notices em

later blonde cop is in main guysd place and hus gf comes byand thery bicker but get over it

gf is gonna gibe him his nacjklace she forgot she had and gf goes on aBOUT how shes better at b0ning him

gf goes to use a payphonr and is cauight by leather blondewho syummons the faust in the alley

faust sez to sacrifice her at the alter and they go off

blonde cop seez her taking gf and main guy wakes up and goes out

blonde aims hert gun at him through the window to msake him bring her and he revealsd thery are going to the nut house to find the leather blonde

a truck goes by and a used c0md0m falls on cop blonde

main guy sez he and leather blonde were into black arts and b0ning, which are connected, but he stopperd and she didnt

when she tried to ice him, he locked her up and now she wants to make faust rteal as he's connected to faust and they look alike

also the jewel is what something soimething

mAIN GUY STOPDS to let her casll for back up but he drives off

shje finbbds the truck the ghouloies are in ands commondeers it

You ever walking around the schoolyard in Grade School and find these weird things you don't know wjhhat they are, then years later you think back to it, and realize, they were C0ND0MS!!!

Who's B0NING in the School Yard?! And they leave USED C0NDOMS there! What if some kids EAT THEM?! They'll get AIDS!!!

so at the nut house the inmates shock their brians with the clear paddles and leather chick has an altrer for tribute and gf is on it

is this gonna be luike tim burtons batman where the maion guy has to fight through the goonsa to get to save the gf?

so he walks slow through the emnpty place and findsa a BLIONDE IN A red dress with a big guy who fights him

his punches do jack sh-t and he kicks him in thr man parts and uses a LAMP TO BEAT HIM OUT

EVEBNBTUALLY HE GETS OUTSIDE AND SEESZ THE FAUST IMAGE OVER THE ALTER AND HE TRIES TO get her to stop

she weants him to go to h-ll so faust can be free and him to make the ritual and return to the darkness

why not just say a prayer?

blonde cop gets to the nut hosue and the crazues come for her so she beats em out, which is a HATE CRIME agiabnst a PROTECTYED CLASS as they are DIFFERENT;LY ABLED

so da ghghoulies come by and they are like the flies in that racing stripes movied with the zebra in a hourse a55 race

so faust sweaps places with main guy and faust gets aknife to sacrifice the gf

blonde cop comes by and has a gun and thinks fause is main guy

faust ghoes up to hger to sacrifice her but the ghoulies get the jewel and give it to blonde cop who fires ki blasts out of it in leather blondes womb

leather blond turns into a worm hgole and ghoulioes return to h e double england in it

she blasts fdaust mand the worm hole opens and candya55 partnet and main guy escape the hole

main guy kisses blonde cop and candya55 cop frees gf who is into him

main guy and blonded cop comes out and is implied shes gonna b0ne him while using handcuffs

then the gohoules are still here and say "come for the sequel gohulies 4 part 2

they jump in the worm hole after finding the jeweel and the credits wroll to good music

the end

that was fun

why am i watching this?

cuz its entertyaining!~

its got nice 90s effects and style and heart and coolness

its cheesy but has value

its not awful and for a direct to video sequel, its likabvle

its a jolly kittle 90s movie that has some entertainment

yeah its silly, but its not trying to be gone with the winfd or birth of a nation

glad i saw this, this one was good.

For Ghoulies 4 part 2 I mean Ghoulies 5 I want the faust guy to hasve fusaed with the leather blondde and become a hermaphrodite darmon and thgeir combined powers beark em out. They turn california into a h-ll hole of lust and crime and daemon worship (well, worse than usual) and its up to the cops from the 11st miovie to fight through the daemons in sovioet l a and get to the h-ll gate the hermaphrodite got out of to reverse the flow and suck trhe evil back into the hole in californiuas a55! also the ghoulies are helping them and giving them holy items they collected to boost power and fight the evil. Its also a 64 bit DS and PSP game where you play as the guy and somewtimes the girl and go through a metroidvania/Mega Man ZERO/ZX world of califortnia as some f'd up contra/la blue girl daem,on flesh world and lervel up ands fight bosses based on historicval figures who went to h-ll.

Game Reviews Volume 20 From 2022 Part I

A compilation of reviews of games I played and/or beat since my last Review Volume

Just beat Top Fighter 2000 MK VIII on Sega Genesis. Its kind of a Bootleg version of one of the King Of Fighters Games or something but with some random choices for fighters. We got Ryu, Geese Howard, Cyclops from X Men, Kyo Kusanagi, Ryo from Art of Fighting, Goku, Cassius Clay and Michael Jordon. I got a copy from the Soviet Union in one of those smaller boxes and its got a Mortal Kombat cover. B and C attack and A does nothing. You can pause and there's options to have it on Easy, Normal or Hard, 30, 60 or 99 Second Timer and best of 1 or 3 rounds. You spazz on the D Pad and press buttons to do moves and pressing Toward and B does nothing. Holding back can block and when someone does a Super Move: The game waits for a sec to make it look dramatic, but it just gives you time to press Back to Block. Its not too hard and i was actually able to loop guys with low kicks and timing. You get Unlimited Continues and after beating all 8 fighters: You get a Win Screen and that's it. It plays pretty well and has nice graphics and music ripped off from other games like Ryu using the Power Rangers Music they play when the Zords come together. Its got a 2 player mode to go head to head and some of the guys who gave me trouble were Cassius and Ryu. Its worth the few bucks you'll shell out to but a repro of this. Glad I did this one. Come for the Zany Crossover, Stay for the good fights.

Just finally beat Virtua Racing on Sega Genesis. Its a Racing Game with a Special Chip in it to process the graphics on the Genesis. Its got these Polygon Graphics and simple by todays standards but in 1994 it was really impressive to see this on the Genesis. A is Brake, B is Gas and C Changes the Camera from 1 of 4 view points (I prefer the highest one so you can see more ahead of you, but you can also go 1st person or 2 others). There's 3 tracks and if you do something, I think beat all on Normal or Hard, You unlock Mirror Versions of em where they play reversed. The music is good but to get the Credits: You gotta beat any of the 3 Tracks on Hard once. But its quite tough as you gotta get in 1st place and when the race starts: The other racers are at full speed and you gotta build it up.  If you touch a wall you crash and if you go over non pavement you slow down. Going by other cars increases your speed but you can crash up if done wrong. In the Beginner Track the hardest part is the Swerving zig zag area and the U Turn right after. If you let go the gas near the end of the zig zag for a bit you can avoid the sand the U Turn you gotta let go of the gas after entering it and keep hitting Right to get through, but hit the Gas when at the right point in the U Turn. Left and Right on the D Pad Steer and you can only turn so much with 1 press and hold, so you gotta tap and hold it right to do it. The menu is kinda off as you press a button to choose it, then press it again to confirm, which is pointless Like how in Ovens you gotta set the temp then choose Bake or Broil, So I put my Pizza in and 20 mins later: Its still cold cuz I forgot to put it on Bake! This game is pretty unforgiving and if you wanna beat it: There's no cheats, Just build skill. When 1st released this gamer was like 100$ cuz of the chip, but I got it used for like 5. I'm not big on racing games but this was ok. I doubt I'll play this again but I'm glad I beat it,

Just beat Zettai Muteki Raijin Oh on Gameboy. Its a simple quick 8 bit fighter where you play as Mechs from the 90s Anime in 8 battles with no Lives or Continues. A is jump, B is attack, Start is pause and Select opens the menu. Its in Japanese but I can read a bit so its not so bad. Typically you gotta jump over the enemy shots, go up to him and spam, the Attack button while pressing Right. In the Menu you can choose (From top to bottom) Weapon, Body and Combine. Weapon opens a choice of usually Nothing and below it is Missile or Sword. Missile has limited Ammo but does more Damage and Nothing is just physical attacks. In Body you Swap between formes and each has its own life bar and Ammo. When the foe gets to around 3 Squares: You gotta use Combine to bring the Zords Together and have access to stronger attacks and Weapons, as you can't do more Damage in the smaller formes. After you Combine your Weapons are from Top to Bottom: Nothing, Sword (Which is just longer reaching physical attacks), Flash (a small shot), Shield (A bigger Shot) and Gravity Wave(Which stuns the foe for a bit but I think damages you if you get close). After a few rounds of this: You start in your Combined Forme and get 2 other Mechs to fight with, and a stronger Combined Forme. The new Mechs are: A humanoid that's Weapons are: Nothing, Drill (Like Sword) and Bazooka (A Shot) from top to bottom, and the other one just has Nothing and Missile. Then in the final Combined Forme you have Nothing, Sword, Bazooka, Shield and Gravity Wave(Like Gravion Zwei??). Usually you wanna battle the enemy and use your Weapons up until you have like 2-3 Squares of Life left, then switch and continue, Then repeat until all 3 are used, OR if you get him down to 3 Squares before using all your guys: Just Combine and unleash your Shots, then use Sword. Decent Graphics and Fine Music. It controls ok but many times hits don't hit, but its not a big deal. It can be beat in like 15 mins. Glad I tried it.

Just beat Naruto: Ninja Council 3 on DS. Its kind of a 2D Fighting Beat Em Up thing where you do Missions. After clearing all the D Rank missions, the C rank ones are unlocked and after beating the C Ranks, the B's are, and so on. But the Missions are on a Grid design and after clearing a Column or Row: The one on the end is unlocked and is usually an A or S  Rank You can use any Ninja for a mission, except a few where it Must be the chosen one) and some Missions let you customize the Ninja with other players Jutsu. A is jump, Y is attack, Hold B to run and X throws Weapons if you have one, but Throws when close. To do Jutsu you use the Touch Screen and do a mini game like Choosing the Hand Sign Symbols or Blow into the Mic or Spazz on the Screen or the Jutsu don't work. If you get hit before the Mini Game starts then the Jutsu don't go and you used the Chakra and need to wait for it to refill. Some Jutsu can nuke the screen so if you need to beat a lot of small frys in a time limit, then run and jump around to  make sure they are out, then do the Jutsu. You get unlimited tries to do the Missions and it saves after each one. Often I find myself facing the wrong way or the foe isn't hit by my Jutsu as I cast it and I gotta try again. Its not a hard game and has voice clips from the Dub Actors. Good graphics like the GBA Games and nice music. It plays pretty well and if you are a fan of the show, its gonna mean more. It took me  under 7 hours to beat and I enjoyed it. The Jutsu have Unskipable Cut Scenes but its not too rough. When you turn on the game you get like 6 logo's in a row you can't skip, but its not the worst. You unlock new Ninja by beating certain missions and they have their own speed, power and Jutsu. I'm glad I did this one. Its not that hard, but not every game has to be Battletoads.

Just beat Naruto Shippuden: Ninja Council 4 on DS. Gotta say, its not as good as the 3rd one. Its got good graphics and sound but the gameplay was kind of a downgrade. A is jump, B is hold to Run, X is Weapon and Y is attack. You get 3 lives and unlimited Continues to beat 10 levels that usually have 4 acts: 2 platform levels and 2 boss fights. But you only save after beating the 2nd boss and if you run outta guys at any point before that: You gotta do the Whole thing over. You can use Jutsu with the Touch Screen and play a Mini Game like moving the Stylus back and forth or matching the hand signs. But you gotta tap the screen and  your character does the move to use it like running into the foe. If you get hit before  making contact: The Jutsu don't work and you used up Chakra. Also the Hand Sign thing is worse now as it spins left, then right, so yo can't cycle through all the signs, though you can tap the signs in any order. Also you can choose 23 partners who you can summon with the Touch Screen to do a Screen Attack, then once its recharged, you can do it again. There is a story that covers the 1st arc in Shippuden and it ends in Sasori, which is like that Hokuto No Ken game that ends with Susa Gumo as the final boss. If you fall too far the screen shakes and your stunned, which is bad if you land on a platform as it can fall when you can't move and drop you in a pit. The Lower screen has a map that shows the area around you but often you gotta make leaps of faith. It does show breakable walls as paths so if you see an opening, just punch it. Also you get points based on how well you did and can buy new moves and characters with em. Its not a bad game and gets better as you go on, but some parts are gonna make you mad. Also there's loading times and The Title Screen can only be advanced with Start, but on the Filer Select: Start ERASED the File!! Why would you do that?! Glad I played it, but I doubt I'll play it again.

Just beat Metal Slug 7 on DS. Its a 2D Run N Gun game where you go through 7 levels of wasting dudes and robots. Its got pretty nice Graphics and the music is good as are the voices. You choose which buttons attack, use grenades, jump, cycle weapons and other things in the options. After you beat a level it saves and when you start again you can go to any level you unlocked and continue from there. It stats pretty simple and gets quite tough after a while. You get 3 lives and 4 continues so its like 15 guys and choosing what level to start with always has them full. If you bite it you go back to starting levels of grenades and no power ups and using a continue is the same as biting it as you just continue where you fell. You got several characters to play as and each has their own abilities like better firepower in a vehicle or stronger gun. I used Eri as she's got extra Grenades. There's 3 levels of difficulty and beating a level on any of them unlocks it to any difficulty, You can get in vehicles and they give you the edgy but you gotta jump out if they take enough gits or it wacks you. You bite it in 1 hit and theres often a lot of chaos on the screen so you don't know what did you in. It plays well but I felt there were times when they was no way out of getting hit and at times it felt like I pressed Duck but it didn't and I got iced. You can't jump down through things but its not so rough usually. You can get Power Ups by freeing blonde bearded guys (The Amish?!) and the touch screen shows where they are hidden on a map. The attack button uses a firearm but if you're close it used a blade to cut them out. Its a good game but kinda tough. I beat this without looking up a guide and it took all night. Oh and power ups have limited ammo. Glad i played this. Oh and you can't really fire on diagonals, but when firing some weapons and aiming around, a few shots go that way.

Just beat Mario Party 1 on N64. Its like a board game where you hit dice blocks that go from 1-10 and wander around the various game boards collecting coins to get stars. After each player moves, you play a Mini Game based on what colored squares the players landed on. You can have a 4 way, 1 on 3 or 2 on 2 Mini Game depending on depending on who got more Red or Blue colors(Green is wild and changes to Red/Blue randomly for game selection). After you get a star, the space the star was on turns to a ! spot that has Chance Time that has you roll dice to choose 2 players and an action like swap stars or 1 player steals 20 coins. The ? Squares do some effect depending on the board you are on and Red is lose coins while Blue is get coins. There are Mini Game Squares that let you do a 1 player Mini Game. If a player loses certain Mini Games, they lose coins and winning em gets coins. Each Mini Game has some action to do like tap a button a lot or spin the A Stick or jump at the right time. After the rounds you chose to play the game for are done you get bonus stars, 1 for winning the most coins in games, having the highest number of coins at any time, and landing on the most ? Squares. If 2 players have the same number they both get 1. After the game, you add your coins and stars to the bank and can buy things like Bowsers Level or the Credits or more options like "No Boo on a Game". Once you get 100 stars you unlock the final level based on a shattered star and got Baby Bowser dealing in Stars. There's also a Mini Game Island where you play a different kind of board game 1 on 1, but I never did it. There's also a place to play Mini Games for fun. The Graphics and music are good but some games like Crane Game don't let you win if the player grabs you no matter how much you tap buttons. I played this as a 90s kid but never did the whole thing  and only played the final level once. Its a great game and holds up well with only a few minor things. Glad I went through it.

Just beat the Nes Game Gremlins 2: The New Batch on my DS R4. Its kind of a Top Down Run N Gun Platformer like the bad levels in Super C  but actually kinda good. A is Jump and B is fire and Start Pauses. You get unlimited triers to get by 5 levels that have varying numbers of acts. There's also a 4 letter Password to continue where you left off but if you bite it on a boss you gotta do the area that leads up to it again. You get 3 Hearts but can get a 4th from a shop sometimes by buying the Heart in a Shop that shows up in some levels. You buy this with what look like Marbles you collect from beating enemies and biting it costs you all of em. You can also get a P Capsule that powers up your weapon that changes from level to level. The music is great as its by Sunsoft and its got excellent 8 bit graphics and cutscenes based on the movie. It controls well but I find airing at diagonals is kinda tricky. You get 1 Balloon per life (but can get more from a shop) that lets you recover from falling in a pit and lets you float over the next bit of space for a few seconds. Some platforming is tricky but not impossible. Falling in a pit just sends you back to where you last jumped from, but if you used a balloon and fall, it sends from where you fell before ballooning. The bosses take a bunch of its but can be beat by running, turning and firing. Its a good game that holds up well even if its a bit tough. 1 thing that bugged me was how on the Password Screen UP goes Z Y X and Down goes A B C, seems backwards to me. Its worth a playthrough and can be beat in like half an hour if perfect, but with mistakes took me like 2 hours. Glad I did this one.

Just beat Warsong/Langrisser 1 on my 100 Sega Genesis Games Ds Repro Cart. Its a SRPG like Advance Wars meets Fire Emblem where you move your guys and their troops around the board and battle enemies over terrain that gives bonus's. Different types of character do better against others with a Triangle of Archers beating Horsemen, who beat Soldiers, Who beat Archers. When you move a character to a spot you can attack or just sit there and can't go back after you selected to move there. You also have Magic that uses Magic Points that is refilled with each new area. If a character bites it they can't come back so you're better off just returning to the last save. Theres also an Interrupt Feature that's like a Quick Save that you can go back to after restarting the console. You get a 4 Save File Slots and if you lose a battle, you just return to the menu before the battle. You can equip items that give different boosts and but up to 8 of 1 type of troop per area. As you beat guys, you level up and can change Classes to get stronger and different abilities. There's a Command option that lets you choose how you want your troops to autopilot but the AI in this game is pretty bad and often enemy's send wave after wave of their own men to fall against a guy they can't touch. You can Treat to heal 3 points of damage and everyone starts with 10 HP and at 0 they bite it. Troops who start a round net to the commander recover 3 HP. The Commanders are stronger than the Troops and can cream a lot of guys depending on Class. Its got a good story that actually has some surprises and has great music and nice graphics. A does a Map Zoom out and in, B is Back and C is Confirm. I was thinking of skipping this after not being able to get through the 1st level w/o anyone biting it, but after finding out the NPC's can bite it in Level 1, I went through it and had a great time. Its a worthy game and is best with a Guide. Battle can turn out different if you save then retry the same fight. There's also this Anti Magic Bug that I heard of that makes the enemy Leaders Immune to Magic, but I never encountered it. By the end of the  game, you have high enough Magic to take out the last few bosses easy, but make sure you don't waste it all on the regular guys. There's only a limited number of enemy's in the game, so if you want to do be stronger, its best to take out the Enemy Troops 1st, then save the Leader for last. As if you take out the Leader, all his troops go. Also you get more money to buy Troops from beating more enemy's. Some troops are better against some enemy's like Guardsmen on Slimes.

Just beat The Ninja for Master System on my 200 Genesis and Master System Games Repro Cart. Its a Top Down Run N Gun like Pocky and Rocky or the Bad Levels in Contra Games. 1 button throws Shurikens in the direction you're facing, the other fires straight ahead/up and both at the same time does the Ninja Magic to Vanish for a sec and still move around so you don't get hit while invisible, Kinda like Nightcrawler in X Men. You get like 3 lives (2 1 and 0) but get an extra one at 30 000 points, then again every 100 000. After each of the levels you get an Accuracy score that goes up to 100% and you get more point the higher yo do. There's Ninja Scrolls to collect that do different things, Red makes your Shuriken stronger and can go through guys and take out more than 1 in 1 hit, Blue makes you move faster, and Green is where you have 5 hidden in the same places in the game to collect to get to the True Final Boss. You can stop enemy Shuriken by firing yours at em and some levels are auto scrolling with stuff to avoid. At the end of each level is the same boss but he throws a Super Shuriken that plows through your shots in 1 level. The enemy's appear in the same place each time so you just gotta memorize where to go. It can be beat in like 10 mins on a perfect run but i find its easier to retreat and fire Up to take the guys out. Like that Power Rangers Drug Add: A Safe trip home is worth a few extra minutes. Its pretty tough and takes some time to learn. The Graphics are good and it has nice music that reminds me of Boys by smile DK. I'm glad I played it but I don't think I'll play it again. Oh and if you take out several guys with 1 Shuriken: It can make your Hit Number more than the Shot Number but it only goes up to 100%. Not bad but can be annoying and tough. Oh and no Continues. get hit 3-6 x and its back to the start screen.

Just beat Rent A Hero on my 100 Genesis Games DS Multicart. Its sort of a Rpg but instead of Final Fantasy battles you do kind of an Altered Beast/.Last Battle 2D fight. C is Jump or Confirm in Menu, B is Attack or Back in Menu, and A is Super Attack or Break Rocks in a Cave. You play as this teen who looks like Axel from Streets of Rage and become a Super Hero by getting a Power Suit like Batman Beyond. You do missions like Delivering Food or Solving Crimes or basically helping people and getting paid for it. You get random fights and win Money or Items  but story needed fight don't giver you Jack. You save at your home but later get an item to save anywhere. Its got good start of the 90s graphics and pretty Genesis sounding Music and the controls in the fight need a bit of getting used to, but aren't too bad. Could use some Tuning on Hit Detection. Some parts night need a guide to get through like trying to get the Tape top play in your room as the Tape Deck isn't defined. You an Search and Talk in Menu and you gotta pay a Rental Fees to keep the suit. If you are late, you gotta pay more and they take the suit til you pay. You can't pause in fights and some parts don't let you save. You can carry up to 8 items and after getting the Bracelet its 7, and you gotta buy Batteries and Drinks to restore Power and Life and you can extend the Max by Donating to the Company and buying an item from it for 2000. You also get stronger Super Attacks by donating and the Company invents em. There's a lot of Sega refs in here and the Company is called SeCa with an Arcade in 1 city with Sega Games. If you bite it you wake up in the Hospital and pay a fee, then gotta walk back to try again. Some fights you gotta lose. It was not released here but has a Fan Translation that is pretty fun. Good story and characters and humor. Glad I did this one. Its worth a playthrough. Oh and you take a free Train to other areas so no overworld and it don't count as time running for payments.

Just beat Xena: Warrior Princess: The Talisman of Fate on N64. Its a 3D Fighting Game based on the 90s show where you play as 1 of the characters and fight the others. Good N64 Graphics and Music and the Voices are nice The C Buttons are Light and Heavy Punch and Kick, Z is Crouch, R is Jump, You can Pause and I never really used A and B(I think 1 blocks?), But you can change them in the options. You can play on Mortal God or something in between as Easy, Hard and Normal and all it does is give you a different ending when you beat the game and makes the enemy's less rough.  I beat it in under 8 mins after setting it to 2/3 rounds and 30 second matches on Easy and only lost 3 -4 fights. Its not bad but on my TV has bad lighting so its tough to see what's going on. I used Autolycus as he's Bruce Campbell and spamming C Down got me through many fights. The A Stick and C Buttons can do different moves, as can crouching. It can save on a Controller Pack but its usually for unlocking more characters and High Scores. Its a decent game and one of the better fighting games I've done on N64. Its got music from the show like Joxer's Theme and has a bit of the Show's humor to it. Glad I played this one.

Just beat The Jungle Book on my 100 Game Gear Games GBA Multicart. Its a platformer where 1 button is jump and 1 is throw bananas and you can swap em in the options. I played on easy and you get Unlimited Continues to get through 11 levels, some are bosses, and get 4 guys per Continue. Some levels have you collect 8 gems and others have you find the panther. Its kinda tricky and you do have a life bar but there's a bunch of levels with pits. Some parts have small things to jump across that you gotta be quick on the button to get across. If you bite it then all the enemies return but the gens are still on you, until you use a continue and gotta start over. Good graphics and nice music but the controls could be better. The game tells you what the mission is at the start and the bosses I beat with Attrition by firing until one of us fell. The snake springs take some tries as you gotta jump on em 2-3x to get the angle right as its got a momentum thing where you gotta go in it at the right direction, and holding Jump lets you go higher on it. Its not bad but can be kinda annoying to get through. Glad I played it but I doubt I'll play it again. Oh and its by Virgin like the bad Double Dragon Game Gear one. Oh and there's a level select you access by going clockwise or counterclockwise around the D Pad as the opening credits go and on the start of the game you can choose your level.

Dark City Review

 Note: I spell like the destiny herto dfield magic

darjk city

this is my review on dartk cfity from 1950 

it stars charlton heston from ben hur, Viveca Lindfors from the 60s King of Kings, Dean Jagger from Game of Death, Ed Begley 1 from 12 angry men, harry morgan from m a s h, Walter Sande from mr smith goes to weashington (and gets f'd dead by a horse), Mike Mazurki from its a mad mad mad mad world,m and othert 1900s guy i dont know oif

its directed by William Dieterle who did A Midsummer Night's Dream, the 30s hunchback of notre dame AND Duel in the Sun

i never saw it b4 but heard nothing of it

after logos and title and credits, we get a guy, wait its moses walking with a packege as credits go by

a cop raid happpens in a buklding near by and charlton gives a packagfe to sent to a guy to his kid

charlton goes to the raided place with was a gamblingh thing and col potter from m a s h is tyhere

the copos raided this a few times and charlton tells a guy on the phone about how he paid the money for it

sdome guys come by and 1 is a captain of the vice squad asnd charlton sz he paid for protection, liken a union making you pay dues

captain sez he has no evidence on moses but will get some and leaves

potter sez they otta go to soviet vegas as anythings legal there

a blonde sings a si=ong in a club and after that, opens her gift for Easter with heston there and is glad its an item for her

they might break up as his business got raided and she talks about how she loves her i man him but hes wantsaa to keep her distant

later heston pitter and soem guys are playing cards but wait, hestons bot polaying

1 guy has an ulcer and drinks his medicine but the glass has a hol e in it as a joke and he gets p-ssed his suiit goty f'd

thern we get the blonmde singing and moses talks with a guy about how they saved soviet england in the war, which seeing how england went, may have been a mistake

heston invites him to a card game and heston and war guy turn down the blonde as i guess they dont like blondes

so the war guy seems friendly and plasysd cards and has a 2 am deadline for the fame i mean game

blonde comes by and war guy wins and gives heston a bill

1 guy sez they wantr a remach and war guy sez tomorrow night and that he's gonna have  dinner with blonde

war giyn has to get his bro at the airporte and goes off and the casino or w/e guys are malcontent over  losing a cardf game like kaibsa or something

blonde tries toi help heston not be so butt hurt as she hates her job and guys finding her hot and he dont care so she runs home

later they are card gaming and win by cheating but he has a 5000 $ check thats not his, so they get him to play on using credit

he eventually loses and sighns them ofer the check as blojnde comes in and he leaves

this is what ahppens when you use money thats not yours, including creiit

wow wwe're 25% in, that felt like nothing

later blonde asks if the gaem was rigged and he doesn't confirt noir deny it and sez hes havign a homie clear the check

but she reads in the paiper the wear guy hung himself and at the club, 1 guy don't care and blames the victim for joingin the game they seduced him into

they dont wanna use the check ands da phionew rings and potter trells the guy on fone he i mean the club location

potter ewants the cops to shoot the place up for driving that guiy to h-ll and sez heston is worse as he knows better

later hestone is at home and blonde comes by, probably to b0ne, and she tries comforting him

btw this is bv/w and in PROPER fullscreen weith no black bars eating haldf the screen

they make out as in the REAL: vcersion they were b0ning and he's not intyo it

da fdone rings and he ignores itbut cant take it and gets it as its the ulcer guy who's gut is f'd

he thinks hes being followed as i think its the crow who has come back to avenge the killing

heston hangsn up and leaves him to spazz out as a cat jumops in a garbage can and he goes out to talk with a chick about his worry

he goes up to her place and gets booze but she sends him to his apartment to drink his alcoholic posion

the windowe he closedis open and when he chex itr out, a dark hand grabs him through the curtains and ernds him

the cops call in heastone and the cheat guy who dont care and dinds i mean finds the ulcer guy was trrangled and strung up to look like hes hanged

cheat guy and heston have alibi's and cop akds heston who did it, but they dont know

cop tells em about war guy going to h e double california and now ulcer mo got it

war guy had a woman and son and there was a note buti mwean envolope and no note and war guys brother sez the guys whos jyuud him were guilty of merder

hestron and homie go out thinking the guy whodid ulcern wass nthe boterhrt i mwean brother and cheat guy wants to follow sometone but heston sez its too risky

also we se the hand wuitrh the ring that iced ulcerer

after another song by blonde, heston goes out for a smoke  and blonde fillows and they go by the river

they look at a bnoat and heston talks about the river styx  and she wants him to tell about the thing but he sez the heat is on

she wants to marry him but he married another chick b4 but she ran out and niow he dont trust women

hestonn sees a guuy in the fog and goes off and to a hotel or something and the guy working there is new and sez another guy got his key to his room

heston goes to the next room and gets a firearm, or heater as its known in the 50s, and puts a pin in the doorbell and comes in as he's checking

but its cheat guy and he sez he was loking for him and wanted to wait foir him

they are going paranoid and heston sez cheat only goes afetr guys weaker trhan him

cheat hoes off and later heston goes out and coip i think lights his smoke and sez they are at the scene of the crime and killers oftyen rewturn there

cop has mexican heston come back to the station and trhere he sez heston iced an officer but was AQUITTED AND it was only his woman

he wernt bad after that and he sez his woman was britytish anbd is soviet england and never returned home after the war

also his dad was in west point like rhett butler and cop sez the war guys brother tried to protect his brother aNDS HESTON bight be next

cop sez howe in the slaughter house, sheep are afraid so they go with the other sheep and go with the flow

when a gate open, they gpo and get iced, kinda like with the gov saying theres a problem and their medical solution is just gonna end us

heston wont help cop and col egst p-ssed and sez unlunlike the slum dinks, hewstion has a chance butr dont weanna do anything about it

cop tells him to gtfo of townb and then we get anbother song by the blonde

so at the cloub heston chats with cheat about what o do with teh bnrother they dont knowe what he looks ike and he sends cheet out toi do something and he'd go later

cheat wanrts tjhe 5000$ check and heston sez he wontr be hard tro find

is this gonna be like Erich Von Stroheims Greed where the money destorys them?

heston leasves but ring hand is there and gones on

after cheat searech offscreen, there is no info on the brother and heston sez; if we dont findf him after 7 days, we do the check and split

heston gores to the war guiys house and the guys son is home alone AND F--KING TELLS A STRANGER THERE;'S NO ONE THERE while he;'s PLAYING IN THE FRONT YARD!!

giood thing there was no guys into young guy in the 50s, although gacy wass 80s and albert fish was 1910s

heston sez hes in ther insurance company and needs to see the brother butb she can';t help him as she had enough of the cops

she sez war guy was robbed and when heston sed "he made his voices" she sez "if you knew him you woyulkdnty say that"

he sez he just needs a photo and she sez if he coms back at noon tomorrow she hcan help as she has to make dinner

nowadays people woulkd whjine about it being racist that woman cook dinner

at the hotelcheat sez he may have talked to a guy who is friends with brother and suspects him and now cheat wants to do the check

hesten sez no and they fight but hotel guy sez stfu and later if they wanna fightm, go elksewhere

so heston and wife go byu the place wiht the photos but the hosue keeper is out foir a few days or somewthign and wife sez she thinks heston looks somewhat familliar

hesaton and hisn victims fam go to the amusement park as i guess the kid dont got school

after that heston takers hert to a planetarium as they are nerds or something and they talk about how she met war guy b4 the awar and son was 3 when he returned

she goos oon about how things change after the war and the stars dont change as we can't reach them

thats deep

later this mexico wait its the wife looks for pictures of brother but its revealed that she got rid of all them and fears the brother as he might take her son as she might bring him  to ewutope

weell, i wouldnt wanna be in that sodfom hole weither

so she reveals brother weas in the nuthouse and is nuts and she was ok with him wacking the guys who uiced her man

the son listens to a recording of his dad from the war and goos too bedd

she sez she never really loved him and might have to sell as she can't affords it w/o him

he sez the policy might get her 10 000 $ and they kiss even though hes married and she,m wel;l hger mans in h-ll so shes not married nowe

he admits to beign the one who played with her m,an and sent him tyo h e double engl;and and she rtemembers him from the statuon

she gets p-ssed at him for good reason and the kid named billy like macgarnicle and wants to go to the movies weith him tomorrow

hestrion leaves and at da hotel, the cheat is not there

her finds him hanging in the bathroom asnd the cvops comer in and boiok him as the hotel guy sez they fought last night

cop from b4 comes by and gets heston outta jail and sez he knows the brother took out cheat

the head of murder division sez heston has to skip town or stay in jail and heston sez he wants to expose the brother

so he goes to soviet vegas and meets harry morhgan from m a s h whos working there

hestons outta dough som harry ett the spy egst him workj there

1 guy he works wioth sez he iced a guy in a boxing match and tried go pay off the dam but the fam wouldnt take it

heston sez "why? ytou didnt do anything wrongh, it was the business" kinda like ihn Wings how that guy's victims fam sez "it wasn't you, it was the war"

but this moviue has a brain and says it was his fault

so blonde comes by and wants heston like the pharaohs daughter and i think starts work there

brother coems by AND KID SEZ MOMMYS not home and dont recall his uncle but tells him heston went to las vagas

bad guy i mean uncle take sthe photo they took at the carvnial gores off to avenge his brother liek in kick boxer with jean claude

so blondce sings again and answers the phone but its the wife saying the brother is after him and knows where he is

yeah but las vegas isn't just 1 building, wont it take a while to find him?

well i guess he got lucjky and his ring hand puits a bet on a tabler hgeston is at and wins

blonde warns hium and heston has 5700$ AND WINS so hes got 11400$ attack points

hes gonna use the money for helping the wife and blonde tells him or tries to anyway that the guy is after him

blonde is given the money to give to something and she wants to leave to go elsewhere

heston drives off and is followed and goes to a hotel and hides in the dark with see through curtains coving the windows

heas ready with his gun but a guy is in the closet and the phone rings and he goes back in ther closet

its the wife and the brother sneasks out andf grabs the gun hand and fights the heston as the phone talks saying whats going oion?!

despite his hime as a roman slave, hes not strong enough to beat this guy andf is being strangled but the cops come in and cap brother as he reaches for a gun

he falls out the window, but he's on, he just needs somer rest, theres a hospitasl planet nearby

the cops used him as a decoy and heston gores to the airport and meets blonde who sez he otta be with the wife

heston is over his issues and wants to marryn and b0ne the blonde and they go off instead of the planer to breed

the end

that wwas pretty good

nice lighting and camera work

good acting and drama

theres not much action but it keeps your interest

its well made and has a good feel that holds up

I never saw the 90s one but I'm glad I did this one

This is kind of a horror film like I Know What You Did Last Summer where these guys are taken out 1 by 1 as revenge for a guy they iced

For Datk City 2 I want the brother to have survived the shots and the fall (like in Halloween 1 and 2) and he's recoveering from his wounds. Also he has a trial but we get a long raMBLING MOSTLY FLASHBACK OF HIS LIFE STORY and f u caps lock, suck my 7 inch b0ner! where was I? Oh yeah: the film is him telling how he gradually wenty nuts from crazy cr-p happening to him over ghis life and hinm vowing to right the wrongs done to him. Also its a 16 biut Snes, Sega Genesis, TG16 Atari Jaguar and GBA game where you play through the brother 's flashgbacks and take out fguys who wronged him.