Game Reviews Volume 22 From 2022 Part III

This batch of games I did from the 2nd quarter of 2022, Most were beat but some I didf the best I could with what I had

Just beat Nightmare Circus on Sega Genesis. Its a sorta Beat Em Up Maze game where you play as this guy going to a haunted Circus to free Enslaved Souls from Eternal Torment. Good dark but colorful Graphics and the music is honestly great. The thing is: Its kinda unfinished and they just fixed the worst bugs and released it in Brazil. You NEED a 6 button pad With Mode to properly play this. A B X ands Y are attacks, tapping down makes you crouch, up is Jump, C is Guard, and Z is the Action button that lets you exorcise soul groups after beating as boss or grabbing things to hang from. Diagonally up/back plus A/X or I think A/B is a backhand, Mode and Up lets you heal by using Psi/Ki/Chi/Qi w/e. Ip with A/B (or AS/X I think) lets you climb ladders. Some parts are puzzles like riding a Roller Coaster and hitting switches to get through this cage, or going through a Funhouse where you turn by pressing Down in the middle of the room. Or pressing Up in the right Mirror in this Mirror Hall, Or backhanding the boards at the top of the Circus Tent to free the bosses., or using Mode and B(or Y?) to go into spirit mode and fight the gun zombies until the boss in the bumper cars level shows up. You get 1 life and no Continues but the game can be beat in under an hour if you know what to do. The game has potential and good style but as is, is kinda bad, but if you press Z A Down Down A Mods Z B A Z A A Right (zaddamzbazaar) on the Title Screen, you get a password thing that lets you scroll through letters to spell things. Put in TOTALCONTROL and you get an option in the menu for Tweaker you can turn on and use Mode and Start to access a Debug Mode that was hinted at on a promo for the Cancelled American Release. You can turn off enemy materialization but it might prevent guys you need from coming,  The Code INFINITEIPSI gives unlimited Ki and THELASTLAUGH lets you level select. With codes its decent and its got some worth. If finished it could've been great. Glad I did this.

Just played Spellcaster For Master System on my 200 Genesis and Master System Games Genesis Multicart. Its based on the Manga/Anime Kujaku-Oh/Peacock King/Spirit Warrior. You got a few Gameplay modes in here, A side scrolling Mega Man like thing where 1 button is jump and 1 is fire a Ki blast that you can charge by holding the button. You can't move while charging but can jump. Its said you can use spells by pressing Start but I couldn't get it to work. You have a Live meter that goes up as the game goes on and you get Energy to use spells that you collect from beating every 10 enemies. You get infinite tries that puts you back in the start of the area you were just in, or right on the boss if you bit it there. Theres also a password but its with capital and lower case as well as numbers and symbols, and is pretty long. There's also kind of a quest thing where you go to different indoor areas and use a Text Menu for things like Talking, Looking at things, Taking, Using Items and Magics, and going places. At times you gonna do things in the right order like look at a certain thing 2x then take it or go to a room, look around, go to another place, talk to a guy, then go back to the 1st place and look. Its best to do with a guide, but if you go in the wrong place, and bite it, you are revived there and if you can't get out of it except by choosing "Break" on the revival screen and it don't even save your password. The jumps take some getting used to as the way the platforms are drawn, its hard to tell where the edge is. The graphics are pretty good, almost late 80s Genesis level, and the music is pretty nice. If you get hit on the ground you fall back but if hit in the air you stay in place. Also you can't attack when ducking, crouch walk, or jump on stairs, but CAN jump off em. Its a pretty good game but if not for my controllers Start Buttons not working, I might have beat it. Oh and after you bite it, you return with full life and the same Energy so you can grind.

Just beat Guilty Gear Dust Strikers on DS. Its a 1-4 player 2D Fighting Game where you choose a guy and fight in story or Arcade mode, or there's Mini Games and a Multiplayer Mode. You can choose what buttons do what in the Options and change difficulty or how long the matches are or other things. I went through Story Mode and used Millia Rage and it was pretty good. Sometimes getting the right move to work took some trying but I found in most fights I could just Hold Up to Jump and hammer A to do a diving attack that creamed through the foes. If time goes up then whoever has the most Life is the winner and whoever has the most life during Gameplay has a Gold Crown, while anyone about to bite it has a Skull over them. You get unlimited Continues  and the only time I really had difficulty was the final boss. For that I had to fight this big abomination and dodge his attacks. I found getting behind him and using B while jumping up and down to dodge his hits. Enemies have life bars under em but its hard to see and at times I find I'm facing the wrong way. But its got pretty impressive Graphics and good rock like music. Its not long and can be beat in under half an hour and has some cool things to it. I'm glad I did this one. It holds up and isn't too much of an investment in time.

Just Beat Mega Man ZX on DS. Its sorta Metroid style where you can jump, dash, switch formes, go overdrive (Which I never really used) and have 2 attacks that you can choose what does what. Its a sequel to Mega Man Zero and shows how far Mega Man has come from 200X with a Blue Kid stopping Dr. Wily. Kinda like how Friday The 13th Devolved. Here you unlock more places to go as you get more abilities from beating bosses. You can play as a guy or girl and each has their own text that tells different sides of the story. You go around the areas in a weird map with different Areas names after Letters so its like Violence Jack. You gotta choose missions to do and some get you money to upgrade your weapons or items or beating a boss. I only got 2 Sub Tanks which hold extra health you collect when full and can use for a refill, but it only uses up the life you need, not the whole thing like in Mega Man X. There's also food to get that heals you an an E Tank to foully heal you, or a W Tank for Weapon Energy. You NEED Sub Tanks and the Life Bar Extenders as this game is tough, but it can be beat if you keep trying. The toughest part besides the final round is the Lava Level with 1 hit kill lava that geysers up and a wave chasing you. As you beat bosses, you get their powers and can get new abilities like free movement underwater or firing up. Each new forme you get also has touch screen powers like a map. It controls pretty well and has good music and animated cut scenes. You can change formes in the Pause Menu but not when attacking or being hit, so it might not save you. Same with Sub Tanks or E Tanks. Overall its a well made game with a lot of good things, but its pretty tough. You git lives and running out means you gotta do the Mission again from the last save, or Retry the Mission in the continue screen. Oh and turning on the game has 15 seconds of logos you can't skip, EVERY time you turn it on. I don't CARE who made it! I only wanna PLAY the Game! But this ones good.

Just beat Dragon Ball Z: Supersonic Warriors 2 on DS using Piccolo. Well, kinda. Its a Fighting game where you move in the air and battle like its DBZ/GT/AF. You have a Tutorial Mode that is pretty helpful where you do missions like Block with Ki or Attack 3x with heavy or Light. Also is a Story Mode where you go through a modified tale of DBZ for each character. There's Branching Paths that can be unlocked by doing certain Conditions like running outta time with more life or switching to the right character to win. R is charge Ki, L is Transform or Heal or w/e, B is Block, X is Heavy Attack and Y is Light, A is Ki blasts and the D Pad moves. You can use Stronger moves with X+A or Throw with X+Y. You get unlimited tries and only gotta beat each guy in 1 round, but if there's another path, you gotta do it different to get there. Its got the Surviving voices from the show in the mid 00s, but its in Japanese. You use Ki to do attacks and can charge to 200% while some moves use 50. The Branching Paths can be an alternate story like Cooler and Cell teaming up on New Namek or Broly being Hercule's friend. No Garlic Jr or GT but its got some good ideas in it. You can view the Credits in the menu and playing Story Mode unlocks more abilities for the characters but as I cleared all Piccolo's levels, got a Congrats screen, and returned to the title, I'd say that counts as beaten. Otherwise there's no real end to the game and you'd be playing until everything's unlocked or you get tired of it. Its pretty good and has nice music and graphics and plays pretty well. Oh and you can use the Touch Screen to swap characters or use ultimate attacks.

Just beat ToeJam & Earl in Panic on Funkotron. Its knd of a Platform game where you play as 1 or both of these Homeboys From Outer Space and catch all the Humans invading Funkotron. 1 button uses Funk to warp, 1 throws Jars and 1 jumps, but you can choose which does which in the options. You can pause with Start to have access to use Funkscan to see hidden things, A Panic Button to be invincible and move fast spraying Jars, and a Funk Vac to catch all Humans on the screen. You also have coins to spend on Parking Meters to activate things, and there's Super Jars that catch anything in 1 hit. You got an Arrow that says where to go and there's homies to talk to who give hints on where to get the 10 hidden items of LaMont The Funkopotamus and get the good ending. It controls well but could be a bit tighter in jumps. There's underwater levels that have you swim with the D Pad and Jump and you get more air by sucking it out of Round Purple Fish. You get an extra guy up to 6 every 10 000 Points and its pretty frequent. There's the HyperFunk Zone which is fun where you go through a dimension and get bonus's while pressing a button to shrink to avoid doors and barriers and collect clocks for extra time, lightning bolts for speed and presents. Its got nice color and music and I think I like it more than the 1st. Here you can stop the enemies instead of just running from em and it looks nicer. Good voices for a Genesis game too. Nothing against the 1st game, its great, but this feels and plays more familiar, like a Sonic game or something. Its even got a Password System that doesn't use I or B or O or have Upper and Lower case versions of the same letter. Plus it scrolls fast so you don't gotta slog  through it like Road Rash. It even saves your score and items. This is a pretty solid game, and yeah, its different from the 1st, but its pretty enjoyable. Glad I finally did this one. Its pretty mondo cool homie, wiggle wiggle barf a licious.

Just beat The Berenstain Bears Camping Adventure on Genesis. Its a Platformer based on the books where you play as Brother or Sister or both and  have 3 difficulties that have more or less levels and they change based on if its 1 or 2 players. 1 button jumps, 1 grabs  an item like a rock or butterfly net, and 1 uses it and you can shuffle em around in options. You get a few lives and no continues but there is a Level Select Code by putting the music or sound or w/e to 13, then doing A/B/C/Up/Start on the other. It controls well  but in the air if you tap left or right, you jutt in that direction . Its not too hard and there's 5 worlds you go into on the hub by pressing Start on it. The ONLY weapon is a rock that's thrown in an Arc so its not always useful, but its as bad as it sounds. The AVGN said its good and he's right. Falling in puts isn't a life. Also you get pretty good height from jumping on enemies and some levels have you going through a maze of tree holes to get to the Exit. Plus some enemies are kinda weird as you appear to fight a fungus that turns into a rolling sphere, and a monkey, even though I Thought This Was America! Over all it looks good, plays well and has nice music. Its a decent game worth a try and can be beat in under an hour and there's bonus levels where you can get more points and points items and sometimes extra guys. You also get a pretty big life bare and continue right where you bite it, even on bosses. Oh and on the easiest difficulty you don't fight bosses.

Just beat Phantasy Star Gaiden for Game Gear on my 100 Master System and Game Gear Games GBA Multicart. Its a pretty good 8 Bit Rpg which is a Side Story to Phantasy Star 1 taking place between 1 and 2. 1 button is Yes and the other is No and you have menus in and out of battle. You save in the Church and can buy Spells  from a shop with a Hexagram on it. You gotta grind quite a bit in here and should be around level 7 before really going out of the area around the 1st Town. There's also a forest maze that is better to use a guide to get through. You can also sell Spells if you don't need em and armor and weapons have a Min Level to use. It took me 8 and a half hours to get through, with a guide, as my Multicart don't save anymore. I played from 8 Am to 5 30 and had my DS plugged in. Its a pretty good game and isn't too hard unless you go in under leveled or equipped. You can run and I skipped a bunch of random battles, which happen quite a lot and can happen almost every step at times. Its got nice Graphics with good colors and art and has a good music and sound system. I'm glad I did this and its a pretty solid lite JRPG. Also If a character bites it, just go to a Church and that gets him to 1 HP for free, then go home and talk to mom, or pay money for a Motel to do it. I never had the whole Party get it as if my guys were doing bad, I used an Item or ran.

Just beat Phantasy Star Adventure for Game Gear on my 100 Game Gear and Master System Games GBA Multicart. Its a Text Adventure with still images and menu options, kinda like Shadowgate on NES but simpler and you seem to get infinite tries and a Password System. It can be beat in like an hour if you know what to do and it has some good twists and story. Yeah its not as deep or meaningful as the 16 bit versions, but its a Game Gear Game and that sucked 6 AA Batteries in like an hour. For battles you choose what item, to use and then roll dice for damage with no attacks missing. Some items end battles in 1 hit. Its got good graphics and colors and the music is nice. Sometimes you gotta look for stuff to take or talk to get stuff and you can use items on things. There seems to always be a way to get outta things if you screw up and its pretty forgiving. I liked this one and its a nice Side Story in the Phantasy Star Story, Sorta like the Robotech Cyber Pirates or Mech Angel Comics. Its a nice use of an hour if you wanna beat a game quick. Glad I did this one.

Just beat Time Soldiers for Master System on my 200 Sega Genesis and Master System Games Genesis Multicart. Its a top down Run and Gun game with up to 2 players. In the arcades it had a rotating Joystick like Midnight Resistance but here you just walk in the direction you wanna fire and fire. 1 button fires the peashooter and the other uses special weapons that you find after busting certain guys. The Big Cannon is the best as it fires a big red shot, the smaller cannon is a spread shot that fires 3 regular blasts, and the missile is the worst as it can be cancelled out by enemy fire. They all have limited ammo  but carry over between levels. You get 3 guys and 1 Continue but somehow can get another, I think by going further into the game. In each level you are told what era to find the boss and time warp to an area. After beating a mini boss, that can't see you if you are at the very top of the screen, a Time Machine comes in and you can take it to try another era, Ort go past it to continue on the time zine to go further. There are 5 bosses you gotta get through to get to the game boss and in these fights you usually gotta get it in the face. But if you go to the top Corner you can't be touched and can take cover until you get a good shot at him. There's also a Speed Up Power you can get that can let you run faster than the screen scrolls and a Power thing that does something I couldn't figure out, but replaced the Energy Bar of your special weapon and runs out on its own. Pretty good graphics and nice colors and the bosses are pretty huge taking up much of the screen. The music isn't bad and it controls well, but it helps to spazz out a little on the D pad to spray your fire as you run. I thought about quitting this game, but My Gf got me to stick it through and I won. You bite it in 1 hit and get extra guys by beating main bosses. It can be beat in like half an hour if you know what to do and the Super Shots can take out bosses in a few hits. Glad I did this. Its pretty good and it by ADF who did World Heroes and was released by SNK. Oh and sometimes there's a Green Square you find by busting the right guy  that takes you right to the boos you look for, but its rare.

Just beat Hook on my 218 Sega Genesis Games in 1 Multicart. Its a side scrolling game based on Peter Pan GT from the 90s where you play as Peter and go through like 11 levels. B is jump and A is attack, but holding A lets you move faster and using B in air lets you turn on and off flight. You gotta collect fairy dust to fly and it burns off so you gotta get more. Also you can swim by holding B and there's no air meter, but there is a timer that never ran out for me. You get extra lives pretty often in here with 3UPs in many of them if you look around and they return if you bite it so you could farm them til you have enough. But you don't really need to as by the end of the game, I had like 10 extra guys. The levels ain't long and some even have checkpoints and the bosses usually bite it in 3 hits. Pan moves kinda slow but has pretty good airtime in jumps and can run and jump for more length. Also you can fly on a fairy and get full fairy dust. Holding A lets you fly faster too. I find at times I jump and it doesn't register my turn so I face the wrong way. You get 2 hits and 1 more and you bite it, but you can collect leaves to get up to 4 hits before the next one ends you. I never ran outta guys so I'm not sure if there's continues, but I don't think most need em. Its got nice graphics and looks how you'd think the 16 bit Hook characters would look, but the music is really good! Its like the movie music but 16 bit and holds up quite well. I liked this one and it can be beat in like an hour and its pretty well made. Sony did this and they did stuff like Shadow of the Beast and Bram Stokers Dracula, but this is better. Glad I did this one. Its pretty good and has nice 16 bit cutscenes.

Just beat Turbo Outrun on my 218 Sega Genesis Games in 1 Multicart. Its a 3rd person racing game where you go through 4 rounds of going from point A to point B. A is Brake, B is Gas, C is Turbo and Down on the D Pad changes gears, but you can change it in the options. But you can have gears on Auto. You gotta get to the checkpoint b4 time is up and there's signs that warn of tight curves. There's also weather like rain that covers the view and if you bump other cars or signs it can make you spin out and stop, then gotta build up speed again. You can use the Turbo to do a Batmobile boost but it can overheat and you gotta wait to cool off to use it again. I used a code to have infinite time by putting in on controller 2 on the title screen: A C B A B C B C B A C A, Or Anderson Cooper, Babs, Canadian Broadcasting Corporation Baka, and it makes the game unloseable, but more relaxing. Its got decent music and graphics and controls pretty well, but often I often used the boost and ran into the side of the road and slammed out. It can be beat in like 15 mins and you get upgrades every 4 levels but can't choose the same 2x. I'm not big on driving games but this isn't too bad if you use the Immortality code. Glad I did this one, Its more outrun and works decent.

Just beat Tiny Toon Adventures: ACME All-Stars on my 218 Sega Genesis Games In 1 Multicart. Its by Konami and is based on Looney Tunes GX from the 90s and is by Konami when they were worth playing. It has you play a variety of games: Soccer, Basketball, Wack A Mole, Obstacle Course Race, and Bowling. A is kick in soccer and action in basketball and B lets you change your controlled player, C lets you use your Super Power that's different for each character like a speed boost or dropping anvils on foes. The Super Power has a Meter that recharges. In the Obstacle Course I think uses B rapidly to run and for Bowling you use left/right to choose Power level and up/down to position yourself, then you have a moving live that shows where the ball goes. You can move it around with the D Pad though. Its got nice graphics and music and controls pretty well but often the character I wanted to switch to wasn't done. Also the AI was kinda low at times. There's a 4 character password where you use Character pictures of the Tiny Toons guys and in options you can change the controls, the time of each game and difficulty and I hear this game can be up to 4 players. The credits are done like the cartoon and the music is good, with 1 track sounding like the Ninja Turtles Theme. I don't usually do Sports games, but this one was pretty good. Its got nice colors and animation and looks as well as feels like the cartoon. Glad I did this one. Oh and you can play any of the games as their own thing or have a Story Mode.

Just beat Spider-Man 2: The Sinister Six on Gameboy Color, its not great, You have infinite Continues to slog through 6 levels with like 2 acts and a boss, You have an Easy Normal and Hard move and I went on Easy and its still pretty off, A is jump and  Ain air is web swing, B is punch and Select shows the password that's like 6 characters, and Start pauses but lets you control music or w/e. You can fire web shots but I never figured out how to do it. If you get close to a wall, you cling to it and can't get off unless you press jump when holding the D Pad right. also if you press left or right to move around, you often zig zag back and forth without going anywhere. There's things on the walls that damage you and you can't stop and often enemies hit you before you can get em. If you crawl on the ground and kick, then it takes care of most guys, but the ponytail man bun gun guards(cuz its New York) often duck and dodge your shots and nail you before you do anything. Also you can't simply duck by holding down after getting off the ceiling and going into a crouch like a REAL game, but instead you gotta jump down, land, then press down again when standing, then you can duck, and even then its now always good. Its got nice music and good Colors and graphics, but the control is pretty bad! At times Spider Man just stood there spazzing out and the control didn't respond. I don't know if its his Spider Sense or my GameCube Pad or the Game Boy Player or the game being bad. Its got really good 8 bit art but sometimes the colored text on the black background was hard to read. Glad I played this but I never wanna play it again. Oh and if you bite it on a boss or level, you restart but things done in it, like unlocking doors, stay done, enemies and items return, but not unless you bite it, and biting it on a boss, even using a Continue, lets you return where you were with both you and the boss being at full life.

The Wild Geese Review

 Note: I spell better than Geese Howard

The Wild Geese

This is my reviiew on The Wild Geese from the distant future year of 1978 (20 years befotre australia got f'd in the Global Civil War in Robotech)

Its directum by Andrew V. McLaglen who did McLintock!/Chisum/Cahill U.S. Marshal

It stars Richard Burton from The Robe/Zulu/The Night of the Iguana/The Spy Who Came in from the Cold/Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?/The Taming of the Shrew/Exorcist II: The Heretic/Equus/Nineteen Eighty-Four, Richard Harris from Harry Potter 1 and 2, the 2002 The Count of Monte Cristo/Smilla's Sense of Snow/Unforgiven/The Bible: In The Beginning, Roger Moore who I never saw iin anything so he's non canon, Hardy Kruger from The Moon Is Blue, Tyson I mean Stewart Granger from Sodom and Gomorrah,  Violenvce Jack Watson from Captain Horatio Hornblower, Jason I mean Kenneth Griffith from Four Weddings and a Funeral, Jeff Corey from Fist of the North Star the 80s movie/Conan the Destroyer/Beneath the Planet of the Apes/Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid/In Cold Blood/Miracle on 34th Street/Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man, Winston Ntshona from Blood Diamond/Gandhi, John Kani from The Ghost and the Darkness/Black Panther, David Ladd from Shane, Patrick Allen from Dial M for Murder, Brook Williams from First Men in the Moon, Percy Herbert from One Million Years B.C., Patrick Holt from Ivanhoe/Genghis Khan, and some britlords i never saW of

I never saw this b4 but its based on a novel by Daniel Carney that I never read

so it starts with a black screen and crediots with a yellow video screen of africa, then title and a song

associTE producer; chris chrisafis? what is this? p0rn0?

so this devioolved lookiong plane landsand buirton is met by a gov guy who got hgim un undocumented to africa, then he goews to this building and meets tom and ed

we finds he had a 1st class ticket and 2000 blbs to get him here and hews staying sober, amnd his last ,ission f'd out when someone got wacked 2 years ago

theres an africa dictator that is said to have bit it but is probably still around and burton is sent to catch him and waste him

wait, according to wikipediua, he hasd to save him from being wacked

freaking gay a55 brits taslking like c-ck suckers, cant understand sh-t theyy say

so burton sends tom wayland to find 2 guys for the mission and burton goes to a 70s party with benny hill chix, wait, its not burton, and this guy is p-ssed he was tricked into arrying drugs

the guy he worked fopr was gonna have his goon biust him, so he pulls a gun on em as hes not a real bit and iis manly

hes roger moore and forces these drug pushers to eat the drugs they sold and blows a hole in the goods head, then forces the pusher to eat his own poison and leaves him to die

latewr this blomnde guy e hero neos kluger is with his son i think and is planning on going skiing in switzerland

this kid is like tiny tim b4 scrooge b0ned him crippled

so burton goes to meet kluger and sez it was 09 years and they have a drink as bluger is trying to find inner peace

and his woman ditched him and lives elsewhere and he gets the kid

burtomns b--ch bought it 2 years back and burton sez the leader is alive buit kluger dont care

buirton sez kluger fights for the good guysd but burton does for whoevber pays more and needs kluder to plan it, and he can let him have his vacatuion with his kid

burton shows kluger a map and gets him on board and at dinner learns moore p-ssed off thew local godfather and if he shows up, hes going to h e double soviet california

moore can do any plane and burton needs him so he and kluger go out to a casino and kluger talks like a 70s black guy and they ask whewre moore is

she sez theres a hidden area in the toilet and burton goes up there and moore points a gun at him when he opens da doorte

kluger comes in and thewres guys after em and the godfather there meets a guy in a car who owns newspapers as threjunkie pusher is his nephew

the main guys punsh throufh the dfoor and drop a grenade and it blows but the contracts lifted and they book it

the casino chick was f'd up and moore tells guys to hospital her

so they plan on what to do and they plan on dropping into africa omn a plane and getting out in 3 hours, and getting an african guy to aid em

they plan on going to the base and gassing it to send the people to h e doublew africa and as the country leader said the caught leader is dead, he can't say anything

also its gonna move up the mission myb 21 days

threy bill the gov for thjouysands of pounds and the gov guy, i think ed, is shocked how expensive these guys is

kluger is bummed hes gonna miss hids holoday and burton comgorts him

the burton needs a sergeant major to get his men in shape and meets a retired guy aND

SO MOORE I THINK RECRUITES THIS GUY FROM AFRICA AND HES wHITE AS THERE ARE A LOT OF wHITES THERE, OR THERE WERE BEFORE THEY WERE CHOPPED UP

a plumber offers to join the mission and a blackl guy needs money and joins and we go 1 by 1 with each recruit guy

so kluger, who may not be kluger but imma call him that, meets his son to say he hasd work and cAN'T BE  there for xmas, and son has to stay with the headmaster

the son cant take iut and jumps off an overpass and splatters when his by a trick, as the dad screrams NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like in pet semetary

jk really he toughs it out

so then the sergernt maJKOR  majokko tickle tells off the brits "welcome to h-ll" anmd has em run around like a buncha j-rkoffs

lol 1 guy fell and segrengtr major sez "move it b4 i sew up ur a55 hole"

but then he canm't be b0ned english style; in the anus!

klugar sees how theres guards and no covedr for 100 yards, so they gottsa use a crossbow with poison

i guiy dont liker blackl africans but also dont liker killing em, but is reassured that its tob save the caught leader

oh the african White is the real kluger and has moral issues with this

immA CAll him kluger and 1st guy i called cluger is dad

then they trsainm guys to jump from a few feet as to jump from a jet

then more trainming like guuys holdiong a log and 1 guy climbs it

so they are then told that thewy gotta do trhe mission on Xmas and a relative of the target had a vision of him resrurrecting and it spread, so the leader is nervousd and wants him shipped out

burton sez to major sergerant he can stay behind and s m seZ to stick the money up his a55 and he wamnts to go on da mission

the gay guy writes a letter to a proct9logist as i guiess he needed some items pulled out

dad tells burton to look after his son if he bites it and burton agrees but sez the dad wont bite it

well, guess thats the end of him

so they get on the aeroplaine and take off to soviet africa and  jump out to partachute

they claim it to be night, but its pretty bright, i guess its ciz africa is on the other side of the planet so the sun is different

they waLK AROUND THE AFRICA AND AN OSTRICH comesd by, not ovedrdrivce ostrich from mega man x2

they get to the base and the guards are sleeping mostly so he gets a crossbow and j fks the guard in the neck

then takes out another but he falls and wakes 1 up, so he takes him out too

they cut the barb wire and grab it with bare hands and run over in wjhats clearly f--kinmg daylight

1 guard notices a dead guard so the guys shank him and the troops sneak inand gas em with poison like cockroaches

the good guys come in the hq and get the keys and hostage em but when they move the goofd guys shred em woth gunfire

the guard for the target fires on him but is capped and target is ok

klugar is looking AFTER target an 2 guys lift him out and they book iot in tricks i mea trucks

at another base, moore uses a silencer toi take out 2 guards and the forces sneak in thwe base

they throw a grenadfe and blow em to h-ll and take out anortyer guy in the cointrol area and 1 guy surrebnders

the dictator isd told wait i think its the head ofdd the good guys and tells someone to do the plan

so at the air base they tell the plaINE TO GET EM AND it lands but a message is told to leave them and it does

looks likle the rteal bad guys are england, just ask leslie howard, mary queen of scotts, and daiana

burton sez ed is the guy behind it and they suspect he didn't wanna pay

daD wants to ise the tatget to trigger an ipriosing to start a vivil war, but burton sez no

so they decide to escape to another place in the south

so they drive on and get to da bridge and dont got the pow or time to blow it like in kwai

1 truuck f's out on da bridge with a car behind it and a jet fighter comes by and attacks likre in level 1 of contra 3

like in conytrsa, the jet drops a napalm on em and buerens em back to h e doublw soviet england

1 guy tells the others to m,eet em elsewhere and burton puts his men to sleep with a firearm to the brains to keep the africas from getting em

it don;t show it but would be cool to see their heads blowing apart and chunks flying

so they go on and target talks with real kluger about how kluger wants his own land and freedom

they gon on over which side used who to get ahead and how the Europeans made the country good and are now being exiled from what they made

also target sez they optta learn to coexist and work toigether and forgive eavch other

better than safrica kicking out all the indians and sending the economy in the toilet

so the good guys make it to a village of straw hutrs and1 guy hears something and fires and a friends tells him off

its an irish priest andhehates the good guys as i guess the irish are evil like both irish presidents who claimed to be Catholic but did unholy things

1 guy is alone in the shrubs and hears something and fires on it

he runs outta ammo and goes down fighting african soldiers witrh a bowie knife as hes chopped up

so eventually its only target, burton and dad left, wait theres more, and they fire on the african liopn soldierts

kluger runs through the africasnms, carruing the target, and firing on em, in 1 go, but gets hit and tells target to suirvive

real kluger bites it and targetgruips the body in thanbks but more good guys arrive and they go on

later target sez he knmows burton wants his people to riuse up but burton sez hev wantsd the country to ber free

priest sees target is alive and gets the tribal leaders and prioesat sez ifg they start a civil war it'll f it up

oh and the dictator has a copper mine deal anf thats why edwards made the deal to let the target get it

priest sez theres a PLANE NEAR BY AND TARGET SEZ HE TOLD HISD MEN TO TOUGH IT OUT AND NOT FIGHT AND DIE

SO THEY GO TO DFA PLAINE AND beat out the woreker to take it as the africand are nearing

1 african comers for em but gets hid throat cuit by the brittisgh black guy

burton sez to be ready when they come and priest goeas off on a donkey

the jet guys get weapons ready and 1 guy throws a grednade and the africans swarmn em

they use placed strategicaly soldiers to waste em but they lost guys too

they start the jet and the good guys usev  a cmachine gun like rambo in rambo 4 to shredthe bad guys

the target took a hit and has a blood stain and is loaded in the plaine

the good guys use a baZOOKA like in ciolence jack or the manga with mondo saotome and the sergeant major gets ivced as he runs

they start taking off and cant stop ort its f;d so the machine gun guys run after da plaINRE

THE DAD IS RUNNING BUT IS SHOT And cant catch up,so he has burton waste him

the pilot is shot through the leg and burton sez the africans would have chopped him into small pieces if he hadn't iced him

now they're going to rhodesia and they might not hAAVE THE fuel

so they gotta dump all extra weight or they;'ll never make it to cybertron

to land they need proof the target is on board and burton sez the proof that ne was at a meetying andf when it happened

the jet runs outta gas and waity, its an engine trhat f'd out

the target bites it and the whole mission was for nothing

they get permission to land as burton told em the factys of the targets thing

later edwards is in his place and burton confronts him and said he can trip burgler alarms and edwards is amazing to have got out ofg africa

edwards had hits put on burton and burton wants his pay and pay for the men he lost and their fams

edwards gives him thousand sollar bills for 500 000 $ and will pay him the rest and lift the hits if he gets to live

burton had a speech for him but he dont wanna as edwards begging for his life when he took out so many guys is degrading

so burton sends edwards to invid h-ll AND sneaks outwith rogert moore as driver

then burton, a wanted man, goes too look after the kid who's dad bit it

then a song like in a don bluth movie as we get still of the actors and their namers and chgaracters

the end

That was quite good

it had heart and style and good action with nice twists

the effecrts were good and its well acted

the brits being betrayed was right outta WW2 with leslie jhhoward being left to be killed or alan turing being driven to suicide after saving them from the Germans

you feel for the guyty who bit it asa he didn';t originally wanna go on it and now hes dead

but if it weren't for him, the rest would be dead

its a well made fil;m abvout tough guys doing what they had to

Nowadays they'd be the bad guys and the guy they freed would be the imprrisoned dictator who was behind it by having his goons pay for the mercenbaries, and the africans would be fighting to keep him in

For The Wild Geese 2 I want the kid to have grown up to be a Ninja Mercenary and go on missions agaiunst england for Japan using his knowledge of brittish protoculture to the advantage, also he fiinds the queen has sent hitmen on somewone who has dirt on the queen and an American who supports Freedom wants to save the target, but when the Ninja gets there; the target is a grade scghooler who was bummed by the queens relative and the queen sent her hitmet to end her, and now the ninja has to use ninja magic and skills to get the kid to the news conference to out the queen! ALSO ITS  an 8 bit gam,e like Ninja Gaiden on sega master sysatem and game gear, nes and game boy,m tg16, atario 7800 and lynx where you play as the boy now a teen and go through levels to get past the queens goons and her bio mutants her secret expweriments devolved her victiums into as bosses

Santa Fe Review

 Note: I spell like Santa from Dragon Pink

Santa Fe

Tis is my review on Santa Fe from the duistant future year (To Ben Franklin) of 1951 (50 years b4 Apocalypse Zero said the earth would be f'sd by quakes, annd the live actioon Riki-Oh Movie)

Its dirctakl by Irving Pichel who did The Most Dangerous Game/the 30s She/The Great Rupert

It stars Randolph Scott from Dynamite in 29/The Last of the Mohicans in 36/Jesse James/Abilene Town/Thunder Over the Plains/Captain Kidd/Seven Men From Now, Warner Anderson from Blackboard Jungle, Roy Roberts from It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, Billy House from A Tale of Two Cities/Bedlam/Touch of Evil, Olin Howland from the 30s Little Women /Treasure IslAND/A Star Is Born/Boy Slaves/ the 40s Two-Faced Woman/Angel And The Badman/Little Women/A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court/ The 50s Them/A Star Is Born/The Blob, abnd most of the cast I never heard of

Its based on a novel by James Vance Marshall who's real nane is Donald Gordon Payne who did nothing I heard of

I never saw this b4 but its 87 mins so Grit will add a half hour of adds

So after logo and title we get credits and its in color but not super vivid and in proper fullscreen

then a quote from lincon and his statue and saying how things were rough for the south after the attack by the deviant unions but some were still mad about the war

4 guys come b on horses and see a mom and kid and i think they are confederates

they go to a bar and soem malcontent yankees mouth off to em and try to make em feel unwelcome for their nationality and the barkeep falseley accuses them us using counterfeit money

they tell off those janye c-ck suckers and the yankees open fire on them, so they defend themselves and send one to h e doubl;e california

they run cuz you gotta have action at the start of a film and its a car chase with 1800s cars; horses a55es

the southerns ditch their horses and jump on a trainand find theres 200 men wanted to work on the railroad

the train is going from sea to sea to link america and its going to Santa Fe

so the ladies go off toi make dinner and they make the guys swrear loyalto to the united states and fight those against it

1 guy recognizes main guy as a southern warrior and he's staying under cover to avoid bigotry against the south

the recognizer wants to help and is high in the comnpany and all but main guy dont wanna let go the damage trhe north did to them

1 guy in the railroad who reminds me of the penguin from batman has plans to make money off yankees in the rail road

that was 11 mins?! that felt like nothing!

so then they are doing wrailroad work and 2 train comic relief guys are comedic for the 50s

all these guys working on the railroad reminds me of blaazing saddles

What in thew wide world of sportsa is a going on around here? I paid you people to getta little track laid! Not dance around like some kansas city faeggitz!

I told that line to my missouri friend and hes like; wait wait? I live in kansas city!

so main guy talks with this chick who's husband got it in the war and shes mad at the south

Then they go on the railroad through kansas ( did not know that was comming) and they are heading for the kansas boarder

main guy i think will be given a new job and its what her husnband would have if he didnt gut wcked by da war

so theres pay comming soon and 1 scum f--k has been spreading gambling to the workers and luring them astray, so maiin guy sends his a55 out

just waste him! he's gonna come back and do it again!

so then some indians come by and fear the iron horse that is the snake i mean train and main guy sez "if ur not araid, you drive it"

the indians take main guy captiuve and the cheef drives, wait, main guy is on the train

he drives up to a crowd who scatters like junkies at a drug bust and the cheef had fun

main guy sez one day they'll name a train after him (in real life they did) and they see hes got bellls on his staff that some guy had at the bar b4

cheef sez its from a guy who gave em booze and said the train was bad

so then main guy goes to a casino or gambling area and saw it was his brother with the bells who was trying to stop the railroad as they gotta get there soon or they lose the land

the owner of the casino night zone confronts main guy and takes a swinbg at him but main guy counters and kicks his candy a55

later main guy and the comic reliefs are out and a snipers is gonna j fk him but theres bells jingling and the sniper is wacked

so they gon on and make the deadline and the workersa getta week off

the comic relief guys platy cards as the fit one claims not to play but in the card game, cheats and swindles him

theres a sandstyorm and they find that its actually 4 miles off and they got not long to get track laid

but as they're outta materials, and the track dont gotta be continuous, they take track bfrin b4 and nove it up

thats like something Yugi would do

so main guy goes to da casino and tells em off for tryiong to f em with the 4 miles thing, then they torch the place

so latter they are, somewhere, i dont know, i wasnt paying attention, i think santa fe and the owner tells em a speech

ait its dosddge city and2 of main guys 3 other brothers got married and wabnt him to come with him but he likes being in the rail road

then we see chick putting away her husbands photo and going for a walk with main guy

so then the train gets robbed, or is it the station, and main guys gonna fire but hears the jingling bells and thinks its his brother

he goes to see his bros and they're eating and have a gun on the table and he accuses them of the train hold up

main guy sez a man was iced in the hold up and even though they didnt fire the shot, they can still do time

he sees his wounded brother in bed whos repentant and don't want a dr as he'd ask queastions

then bat mackral i mean bat masterson comes by and even though 1 of the brothers womean and other brothers dewfend him,  bat arrests the kid brother as a witness saw him and her

also the shot bro got it

so 1 bro left tells main guy how the yankees swindled the south and their dad til he bit it from stress and they were just getting even

so the cops grill kid brother anmd chick sez they got a telegraph saying they gotta make it to the next part or they'll be replaced by another railway being made

now maiin guy has to choose between hiois bro and his job

main guyhas the witnesslook at a guy for a sdec and describe him and hes cr-ppy at it

also he sez he was drinking b4 it (which is why its best to stay sober)

so the kid bro is let off and railroad work contrinues but a snipers fire on them from above

i think 1 is the penduin guy from b4

if the workers had firearms they ciould defend thenselves

a court issues an njunction to stop the rival company from making the passage and turn it over to the santa fe company

so ain guy i think rides off on his horses a55 and changes horses in a jump like in roots b4 his foot got the axe

theres 2 carts by horse pullings going on a run

then its night and main guy goes to saee someone doing a fiddling contest where 2 guys fiddle untiol 1 gives out

the people wont let main guy in tiol the fiddlingsd over and then it is and main guy taLKS to the JapaNESE owner about selling his road to Santa Fe raiolroad for 50 000 $

japanese looking huy sez he made the money to get this road by beringing sheep to hhungry miners andcarved it by his own hand, bnut accepts the offer

the people in the place are gonna woerk on the raIL ROAD and then the cards of people come overb like its a mad mad mAD MADF world and the owner sees that the snipwers were send to hold em up until main guy could get to the guy to buy his land

he realizes its over but its the people who really win as the rail roasd will help other

ib the real version hre probably stuffed hisd a55 with dinmo might and jumped on the rail road and blew it to h-ll i mean h e doubleww soviewt calfoprbnia

so main guy sees chick who shows a wanted poster w/o a photo and he says it was self defence and she believes him

i kinda forgoty about that thing with the yankees 80 mins ago

so Santa Fe is riunning outta dough and the workers want money, which wouldnt be an issue if they used slaves

chock sez they'll get paid and main guysez the money will be here in the AM

but it turns out the thing is a trap card aND THE train has 20 of bat mackral's best

chick shows the head guy the wanted poster abnd he is mad at her but she sez hes full of hate like she was but she got over it

so main guy goes to warn his bros that the train is a trap card and if they dont go, he'd go back to the american state of virginia with em

then this bad guy comes out and black males them into going to jack the dodge city place with the money as bATR MACKREL's guys are out ot he'd tell the railroad main guy is their bro

main guy goes to write a letter but the bros jack the safe and get wells fargo cr-p andhe hears

main guy goes to their place and bros gfd tells him where they went as she didn't wanna be on the lamb her life

bat comes in and is gonna arrest main guy but gf tells em the situation and main guy wants to prevent anyone from getting wacked like Yuma in Zexal

so the bros and bad guuy are at the train station to flee and the telegraph is saying something so they tie him up

its clearly day but tinted to fake being not

1 bro ants his gf but the other guy sez its not good to bring a chick

then who will tney b0ne?!

a gunfight breaks out and main guy tells em to come peacefully and they;'ll get a FAIR TRIAL

bad guy caps 1 bro for mouthing off to him and as the train is comming in, the bads are gonna go but the last bro dont wanna

tnbey take his guhn and get on the train but main guy gebts on too

mmain guy fights a guuy on the train, which is kinda like star trek, and main guy falls off the train but gets back on

he has bad guy at gunpoint but bad guuy pulls a knife and they fight so main gujy pistolwhips him and he falls down a slight incline oin a dirt hill

well thats not gonna kill him

so main guy caps the head bad guy and then the trtain makes it to the santa fe mew mexico

wasnt 1 mexico bad enough? what next? new england?!

so the rich elites celebrate how the railroad made it and the head guy who hated the south said its not only him, but others who worked for him

the comic relif guys have 1 last scene mentioning main guy doing something i didnt hear

head of the thing says the trains will be bigger and faster, as seen in japan with mag lev trains, and it will continue

the end

That was pretty good

a bit hard to follow at times but not boring

sorta like a 30s movie but more modernish

good acting and msuic

good style and effort

randolph was good in it

i think i prefered Seven Men To i mena From Now was better but this wasn't badkinda like final fight to streets of rage

it tells a good story and has a few good clever moments

its worth a watch

Its got good flow and don't drag

For Santa Fe 2 I want the guy the main guy beat off the train and rolled down the hill to come back after being saved by jackalope people and treated by their black arts, he leasds an attck on the railroad and they eat the people on the trains, so the main guy from the last movie has to come back and take him on, and he uses a new suit of armor made by edison to fight them, also its aa 16 bit game like e eswat on Sega buyt for Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBa where you go through these underground cuities and bases to fight the jackalope peopole, no, make that prarie dog people, yeah thats better, and you gpotta fight em and the guy friom the 1st movie who's been devolved into some kinda squid creature as a boss weho you fight several times but he devolves more each encounter

Seven Men From Now Review

 Note: I spell as bad as 7 grade schoolers!

Seven Men From Now

TYhis is my review on seven men from now from the distant future year(to the confederates) of 1956(50 years from i measn before transfortmers season 3 in america and some Robotech Comics)

its directed by Budd Boetticher who did The Rise and Fall of Legs Diamond

It stars randolph scott fromn Dynamite in 29/The Last of the Mohicans in 36/Jesse James/Abilene Town/Thunder Over the Plains/Captain Kidd, Gail Russell from Angel and the Badman, the sinful Lee Marvin from The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance/The Dirty Dozen/Death Hunt, Walter Reed and John Larch from How the West Was Won, Don 'Red' Barry from The Shakiest Gun in the West and The Swarm, Fred Graham from the 30s mutany on the bounty/romeo and juliette, Adventures of Don Juan/the 50s Angels in the Outfield/20,000 Leagues Under the Sea/Demetrius and the Gladiators, John Beradino from Them!/East of Eden, Chuck Roberson from Big Jake/Chisum/The Green Berets/McLintock!/Shock Corridor/How the West Was Won/The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance/The Alamo/Spartacus/The Searchers/The Lone Gun/Calamity Jane, Stuart Whitman from The Day the Earth Stood Still/Shock Treatment/Night of the Lepus, Pamela Duncan from Attack of the Crab Monsters, Cliff Lyons from the 200s Ben Hur and 30s Jesse James, Chet Brandenburg from The Adventures of Robin Hood, The Red Badge of Courage/Calamity Jane/20,000 Leagues Under the Sea/The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance/Judgment at Nuremberg, and a buncha 1800s duds i never saw b4

i never saw this but its on grit

after a logp, we get credits and a song of manliness aannd itrs in color and widescreen

wtf 7 men will die? oak island!

then theres a guy going through this h-llscape in the rain and stops by a cave with 2 guys inb it to take cover from the storm

he reveales his horse got it and he walked as his horse was eaten by indians

he sez hes from silver springs and there was someone iced ther, which makes the guys nervous and wanna leave

when main guy sez 2 guys did it, 1 of em pulls a gun and it cuuts away to 2 BIG BLACK HORSES all SOAKING WET and DRIPPING in the HARD rain

Then its day and he's riding out in the daylight with him on a horse and with a blonde horse like thsat mlp babe

wait, his horse is the blkonde

so he comes across these fam in a wagon in the mud and their horses are f'd out

so  main guy ties his horses on the wagon and helps pull em out

he tells em to clean the mud off the animals but i think it would be better to p-ss it off

wagonman invites main guy to come on their journey to the west and he does

btw trhis movie is 78 mins so its gonna have like 40 mins of adds

so wife sez they had all kinds of sh-t on the trip like broken wheels and she thanks him for helping them

so they're goiung to soviet california and wife is humming as she egts undressed and goes skinny dipping

so they ran outta money and he had to do odd jobs to make it and he revals he was in silver spings which disgruntles main guy

then they ho on and in this canyon path is lee marbin oswald

as the fam come out, these horsemen come by and its the army warning about an indian uprising and main guy says its cuz they are hungry

they military can't order the civilians but they advise the group to not go as they can't protect the area

main guy sez for them to take another route but husband dont weanna and is going on and they ride off together

a lot of this movie is them walking slkowly acxross trhe wasteland

eventually they find a relay station and main guy scopes it out

theres no water in the trough and in the base is a drunk who looks like an 1800s prospecxtor

drunk says the indians were there and all the guys in the area left, and nowe hes leaving too

then comes lee marvin oswald and his goon and he knows main guy

main guy tells fam to stay at the base for the night and husband seems suspect

lee sez he was not born in silver springs but moved there as a kid and says tyhis chick was iced in silver springs in a crime, the sherrfis woman

wife talks toi main guy about if he needs to talk with anyone of it but he sez no

main guy sez he was sherrif b4 but lost his jobn and his wife took it and got iced cuz of it

and he could have been deputy but was too prideful

lee marvin oswald comes out and sez the 7 killers took like 20 000 $and 2 were iced by him, and the rest might head for the border and get be rich

the only thing between lee marvin oswald and 20 000 $ is main guy and he might know who the other guys are

the next dfay these indians show up and main guy says HOLD IT and moves slow and gives em a horse to eat and they run off

they didnt fdo anything! just standing there looking!

so they move on and lee marvin oswald asks who a full woman like wife would settle for half a man like husband

if he's half a man, whats that make all the beta males online??

then some indians attacka nd main guy waks em and lee caps a guy coming to main guy

its implied he was one of the guys who iced the woman

as lees droog shovels sand on the corpse, lee ralks aboiut how he wants the wife, which there IS a commandment against!

so they go on and eventually its raining and lee comesd in the wagon for coffee from guard duty

he asks who husband got a woman like wife and wifer sez they fell in love

lee starts telling a soory about this chick who looked like uife and this good looking guy took this other guys woman who looked like wife

this disgreuntles main guywho makes lee stfu asndf lee goes outside where main guy slugs his a55 out and he and goon go on

so wife has a soft moment with main guy who looks like hes about to bite it and they go to bed, oh and she warns theres dangers up ahead

so thenwe have lee oswald marven go to a salloon and hang out with guys from silver springs and in 1 room is a bunch of 5kanks he was just b0ning

a guy hes talking to mentions the hold up in silver creek or w/e it was andmore guys come by

lee sez the guys they are waiting for aint comming andmain guy is comming for em

1 of the guys offers to pay for info on main ghuy and sez the gold is being carted over by the husband

in the main guys place, wife is nice to main guy and kisses him as he goes off and goes in this caNYON

guys wait its just goon, tries to j fk him buthe evadesand esacapes and snipewr goes after him

main guy hides under a ROCK and as sniper goes wait, theres several guys, well as 1 guys by he capss him

he takes out the other one and as he goes to get on his horse, it runs off and drags him

later the couple comes by and finds him by the horse and they aid him

imagine if the horse biuut off and ate his weener?

so husband wants to leave main guy to die and she sez he saved em and should getta dr

he sez he took a job that he didn't know what it was and they said he's get 500$ for it, and shows her the wells fargo box

main guy is ok now and tells himto throw it down and go off to some otrher place

he's gonna take the gold in and ice the bad guys and if he thought husband knew of the crime he'd ice him

so they go off but turn back to help him and then we see lee in the salloon with some 5kank

the wagon comes in and husbaND SEZ MNAIN guy took the gold and is out in a deep a55 canyon waiting for em

husband sez he owns mAIN GUY SOMETHING AND GOES ON AS A GUY CAPS HIM IN THE BACK AND WIFE RUNS TO HIM

lee oslqes sez he wasnt half a man and the bads go to the place the main guy went

1 is snipered andthe others run and the more guys are iced, but its by lee marvin oswald

so then main guy goes out and sees lee marnin woseld who sez the other guys are dead cuz of him

as theres no way out of this w/o going through bim, andf the husband going to the sherriofs office aand getting it, she needs a man

then theyu draw and marvin gets sent to h e douyble ca;liforrnia

so he gets the thing ready to be sent back, the gold, and chick stays behind waiting for main guy after cancelling her trip

The End

That was quite good

Too bad the chick in here died of alcoholism a few years later

she was a kind soul

But i liked this

its clean and mild and tells a good story

its got good style and nice music and the acting is nice

its only like 80 mins and has god pacing and flow and don't drag

For Seven Men From Now 2 I want main guy from the 1st movie to be robbed of the gold by bandits and left for dead, having sensed something, the chick goes out and saves him and nurses him back to health, then he goes off to get back the gold, only to find it was a tribe of sasquatch who did it and wanted the gold for their daemon machines, and main guy abnd chick haveto fight em with shot guns! Also its a 16 bit run n gun game on Sega Genbesis, Snes, TG16 AtaRI jAGUASR AND gba where you platy as one or both of the heroes and chick is revealed t be a CRACKSHOT like Lilian Gish

Hanover Street Review

 Note I spell like Hanover Fist

HaNOver Street

This isa My review on Hanover Street from the distant future year of 1979(20-30 years b4 Robotewch Season 1)

Its dirttectal by Peter Hysmds who difd TimeCop, Sudden Death and EWnd of Days

it stars sovioet hartrison ford from star wars the holiday special, Lesley-Anne Down from Countess Dracula, Christopher Plummer from The Sound of Music/An American Tail/Rock-a-Doodle/Star Trek 06/Malcolm X/Wolf/12 Monkeys/Alexander/The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, Adam MacAdam I mean Alec McCowen from Gangs of New York, Michael Sacks from The Amityville Horror 001, Openly union Richard Masur from The Thing/Rickety Busuness/Multiplicity/The Man Without a Face/Encino Man/My Girl 01, John Ratzenberger frok the Toy Story series// The Incredibles/Spirited Away/Finding Nemo/Monsters, Inc./A Bug's Life/Gandhi/Superman 01 and 02/Valentino/Star wars 05, Jay Benedict from Aliens/Project A-Ko/The Dark Knight Rises, Patsy Kensit from the 70s The Great Gatsby, Max Wall from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Shane Rimmer from Dr. Strangelove/The Dirty Dozen/Rollerball 01/Star Wars 04/Souper man 01 and 02 and 03/Gandhi/The Hunger/Batman Begins, and a bunxha brits i never saw in anything

I never saw this b4 but its on Amazon Prime and my dad wants to see it

so then we getta logo and its quite widescreen and in color, then credits to soft msuic over cloudsx and sky

man this goes on for a while

si trhen its the soviet republic of london in 1943 and we get text abiout how this is about 2 perople in a dangerous time in lobe

this feels like a silent film, then we see london and theres all grtays and dulls around as the brits have no souls

han solo is there and foloows this chick ands waves to her and gets on a bus, btu she fakes having womb issues and he gets off and limps off

when she goers to say sorry, he prances around all prissy and invites her to coffee but she drinks tea, while REAL guys drink pop

they are in a cafe ort restaurant and her dont like tea, even though samurai drank tea and were manly and sissy boy band guys drink starbucks

they chat and she was in lndon since birth and workjs in a hospital and deals with people going to h e double france

she wants to know about America but he dont and she ditches himas she sez she has to ditch him

then the Axis attacksd and blows those brits back to h-ll where their devolved kind came from

this is for 1776, 1812, oscar wilde, war craimes in ww1, king henry's victims, queen elizabeths victims, and paying forweard for the royal wedding, the other royal werdding, the queen wacking diana dn charles other women, that irish kid they wouldn't let get medical help in America, and every time one of those c-ck suckers poops out nothe rkid

so han solo find her in the busted city and they make out as secks and violence are linked

she wants to go home and he sez his namres david and is from chicago and wont let her go

she wont tell her name and he tells her to meet him there in a fortnight but as she puuls out, her glove comes off and we  see a wqedding ring and she goes

What would king David do? wait, he wacked the husband!

what would j fk do? wait, he iced marilyn

whatr would gacy do?

so han solo is being breefed on his mission and is in the air force

they gets in the prain and eventually go up as a guy says metal shou;ldnt be able to fly as its heavy

so while out, the Axisdd attacks and they retun fire but get nailed and gotta slow it up

they got 3 miles and 1 guy says "i hate you lukas" like  he';s a star wars fan and says "were over it" but he's  lying to get it done sooner

they drom the things on em and return and now han solo is back in the towen to find the chick he wants to b0ne and stays therew smoking, but only tobacco, not chronic or meth

there's noinmwords and its all to soft piano music, then evantually she comes for him and they hhug and smooche

at dinner she goes on about someone getting it and then they go up to a room and b0ne to soft music for a while

there a slot of cross fades or w/e its called when they have 2 images overlayed

so they drive back and she wont tell him her name like its dolores from king of fighters 15 i mena seinfeld

then han solo takes the sdf-1 to take on the cylongs on planet vulcan and something about that show V that I never saw, but they release the load and something bad happens but i dont get it

then theres a little girl with plumber and main chick and plummer is in intelligence and i think is main chicks husband

when he mentions kissing her with faslse teeth like clark gable in gome with the wind asd he smoked a lot, she drops a bowl of surgical waste or jam or w/e

haN SOLO GETSB BREEFED ON THEUIR NEXT MISSION AND mouths off and makes smarta55 coomments and the breefer has him stayt after class

he says "if you wanna keep your jjob, you gotta let me put this thing in yyou" and whips out his thing but its also a vaccine needle

jk thats weinsten and biden and candya66 truydeau

really he tells him off andf sez if he keeps on being a wisea55 hes gonna nail him(oh f--k! i was right)

later han solo burger is with main chcik and talking abotu cr-p and driving in a jeep, then he's back in breefing, then on a date, then in the skys on am mission and its a montage of his love and war life

later hes in bed with the girl... IN BED!! and she sez she can't stop being with him

brokeback mountain butt buddy; i wish i could quit you

they say they love eacho other and i think he calls her mary and they naked smooch and maybe with theirt parts offscreen

then plummer is told his agents he sends in are iced and he knew adn traind em

so theres a leak and someone is killing costumed heroes, we need the watchmen

1 guy saidf he'd getta list of double agents in soviet london ad he gotm it, som someone needs to get ther list

also 1 guy had 3 kids and they wont let anyone outide the room knoew of it, then they got 2 guys and they choose one to do somretyhing

then its Brittish Christmas, not Yiddish Christmasd, as I misread the movie wedding crashers

main chicks kid wants a oll and they talk about buyiung her husband something, then kid wants to know about the Germans and if they buy theirt dads presents

Good humanization of people on both sides of the war, instesad of just killing them for being "the enemy"

more Robotech or Gundam than G I Joe or Thundercats

So han solom is gonna take off and he senses something with hsi engines and drives off the runway

kid is toold that Santa wont bring her anything til she's asleepm and she dont care what she gets as anything will make her happy

she wants a friend to play with and her rent storn off the lightsd so the monsters can get her

main chick sez kid seems smaller  in bed than outside and she got her a good present and plumer sez war at Xmas seems wrong, then wonders what the otehr side is thinking

like joyeux noel the ww1 xmas truce movie?

i cried at that one, my great grandpas wer ein that war

they go to bread and then we see a bar band and soldiers having a time and han solo, wait, noot han soolo tries to seduce a chick by saying he got shrapnel

another army guy asks this giuy for advicxe and as he walks, he acts like its a miracle he was cured

those guys, i think hans co flyers on his plaine suit witrh han solo and try seducing chix and han wants his gf to come

the other pilots come by and he asks where the guys on the mission he skipped went and he finds they got blown out

This is like how Hitler nearly goty iced by a shell but a voice guioded him from it

han cant take it and goes out to attack the repairman on his engine and keeps saying he heard it

then we get a German soldier being grilled and he sez he was only told to deliver papers and he is breaking down as they dont buy it

he's told "dont smoke" in english and its revealed its plummer testing him to be a fake german and not to do anythiing in english as his character never learned it

then chick and han are in bed and she tells of her 1st love and marriage and how she went to him, but he thinks how he cares about living nkow that he has love wityh her

he don't know her last name and then we see this cickney c=cksucker going on about combination locks and cionmbo locks and the brits want him to getthis safe contents

he teaches how to jimmy a lock and tthen breefer tells han colo the meechanic found nothing wqrong with the engine

then sez theres a special mission and hunts at how he thinks han queered out and wont tell if he goes on this mission

tthen we see 2 brits, i think plummer is there, and 1 sezx thery are not using a brit aire crafte for this mission tio send a guy in

chickk is in the hispotal and serving guys and plummer sez he loves her but hes a cr-ppy a55 brit and she comfiorts him and goes back tio work

what a beta male! ITS All te blkood the brits drink in their pies! devolves them!

then hans olo is goinna fly a night mission and is flying plummer as a german officer

1st tthe sound of musuic, then this, then that thing whgere he's a geezer with menory issues wasting retred nazies?

chick goes home and kid gives her a note from plummer, then we get han going over the german lands and thety take fire

his co pilot gets it and he ditches his drivbers seat to go in trhe bacvk and the other guy got it

he and plummer i think, jumop out and parachute as the plane blows

so now they're in tthe woods and walk on and plummer calls him LEFFtrennent as the brits are too devolved to sayLUTENINT

plummers leg f;d out and he don;'t know north from south and the han solo goes with him

chick gets a call saying the jet got iced and she tells her kid

then its day and han and plum goe to this town w/o people, but some germans come in and start b0nning or something, until 1 capos the other

the chickj is french and probably the bad guy, and she nearly wastes plummer but han tallksher outta it

han jacks her clothers and i think frenchie seduces germans and kills em like some kind of secks daemon

they take the murdered germands car and and han dont know german so plum sez not to talk to anyone

plum sez to ditch his amewrican smokes and lighter  and pilmer sez the guy he was training to do the mission was cr-ppy so he went

they go to German owned france, as the french were kinda cr-ppy toi the Germans in the Bros Grimm era

threy go in and find the Germans have a new safe woith a combo lock anbnd he cant open t

chick asks the giv whats up with her man and they say they dont know

so plummer goes in and giuves papers saying to get something and the guy there sez he needs authoriuzation

btw this movie shows the swastika flag and zee hewil, siomething modern day moviesqueer out OF AS THEY DN'T WANNA "OFFEND" ANYONE

EVEN THOUGH THOSE WHO WERE OFFENDEDWERE BORN DECASDES AFTER THE NAZIES WERE BEAT, what next? worrying about the viet kong? or imperiall jjapan?

so when a soldier opens the safe, the plum and the hAN BEAT OUT THE GUYS And han gakes 1 to have a smoke in his mouth despite him floppiung around and being out kold

plum takes photoes and they leave but as the gate opens, the germans who went in find the guy was out kold and the alarm goes off

han and pplum fight their way out and drive in a car chase with a motoircycle and sidecar with gunner thrpough the dark french streets

they bust througfha gate and all these barels fall and block the thing

chick goes to see the gov and they say han is taking care of him and they cant senbd searchers as it would reveal they sent a guy in

han and plummer gop to the frenchies place and talk about chicvks and plummer sez hans a goode guye

han thinks hes a candya55 bt plummer sez ur brave if ur scared and do it

plummer reveals his womans name and photo and has sees this is the guy weho's wiife hes sediucing

frenbchie  sez theres a resistamnce bridge near and han sees frenchies dad called the germans as in real life, ,many frenchjies were ok wuith nazi rule, like candya55 trudeau ands his oppression

han starts a fire in the barnanbd gets to a german bike but as a gertman is gonna end him, frenchie caps him

plummer and han drive w/o helmets in the woods like star wars diod several years later in ep 06

they clear a jump but a german man bites it and blows apart in a fire bal;l when he dont make da jump

han and plum are on a bridge andtheres a friefight and not omly does plum get it in the back, but the bridge blows and hes hanging

han tries to save him as plum sexz to tell his woman he was brave but hAN SOMEHOW GETS HIM UP AND ACROSS THE BRIDGE AS IT BLOWS ALL OUT

i think plumners butt gets it and then chick gets a phgole call and goes to the hsotilat and sees han is alive and so is plummer

he sez he loves her enough to let her go and she sez she loves him more than anyopne else

he sez think of me when yo drink tyyea and walks off and she goes to her husbands she cheeterd on for tghe whole moview

then we see han going off in the town of france

hay william hootn=kins from valentino and batman was in this

the end

this was pretty good

reminds me of those greta garbo films wher eht main couple dont get it

good moving msuic and feels and its well filmed with good effects and style

its about a guy seducing someone elses woman and a love triangle like in Robotech, but with more b0ning

I liked this one and it told a good story, plus didn't make the brits look like pure and the Germans look unredeemable

and it showed that the french were bad

For Hanover Street  2 I want iut to be in the late 50s and the new daughter of the chick doesn't fit in with her fam and one day, finds that her mom was b0ning harrison ford, so she tthinks he might be her real dad, so she goes to 19560s America to find him to find out, but America is a clean safe sane place as its the 50s, but the commies are trying to take over and going to infect the peiople with a prototype of aids that will devolve the brains and make em think b0ning and drugs are cool, So she has to work against them and find clues to find Harrison, Also its an 8 bit Text and action game like Phantasy Star Adventure on Srga Master System and Game Gear, Nes and Game Boy, tG16, Atari Lyn and 7800 where you play as the chick and follow the clues and have turbn based battles aagainst hippies who devolved into subhuman abominations from the side effects of the drugs

Space Battleship Yamato Review

 note; i spell like i blaze stars

Space Battleship Yamato

This is my reviews on Spacve Battleship Ysamato the live action movie ftromn the distant  future year of 2010 (Like Robotech and Transformers G1 Season 3 in Japan)

Itds based on the anime by Leiji Matsumoto (Like Rangoku Maysumoto fro Bleach?) and is directal by Takashi Yamazaki who did Stand by Me Doraemon 1 and 2 and 2 Parasyte movirs and Dragon Quest: Your Story and Lupin III: The First

It stars no one i nheard of and was dubbed by the hated funimation

i never saw this, or the shows, or star blazers, but heard its like robotech

so it starts with space fighters in a battle like if star wars were good and fighting an ewvemy

its 2199and the human ship fires canons that don't do much, then fire is returned that f''d the human ship[

the ship gets a hole and a guy is sucked out and the main captain gets a message fromn a fellow ship that the ship is gonna sdacrifiice itself to buy time for the main aship to escape

they go onn into ther boundless abyss of space and we get the title

in 2194; aliens attacked by sending mwetewors to earth and 5 years later; da urth is f'd by radiation like it japan after truman nuked em in ww2

now 5 years later the earth humans live undrerground like the matrix ripped off and people scavenge scrap as threy hope for space help like in Robotech Seasoin 3

a geezewr tries to get help from a scrapper but is slugged out

the seas have dried up from the nucular attacks like hokuto no ken and 1 guy is ouit in a radiio active suit and a thing falls from space like the sdf-1 in robotech ir the ark in transformers

wghen he wakes up, his  mask is oif but he finds he dont need it and finds this metal thing b4 blacking out

hes found by a flying ship and they get the metal capsule that has some data oon it

scrapper comes onto the bridge of the ship and the experts who thought he'd bite it were wrong and he's mad at some guy for hisa brother biting it as bro was the captain of another ship

scrapper is susumu like the go nagai character who keeps getting it

oh his bro was the other captain ewho sacrificed himself to save em and tries to attack the captain b4 a chick slugs him out and mouths off to him

susumu is dragged off to be b0ned dead or w/e and dr sado (like, madio mas? like, sm? like, cutey honey and yugioh?) sez she told susumu opwe his bro went to h e douyble soviet california

captain and dr dont know how susumu survived the radiatioon as dr's are people weho make misttakes like anyone

captain meets a guy about howe his attack agauinst the aliens did jack sh-t and their fights are doing worse each time

btw the "swending metertors" wasd used in starshp troopers

so the other guy sez they otta ditch da urth and captain wants to use the new ship they're making to try to bring hope

kattobingu!

so the other guy rreveals to the people that the capsule had an alien message saying on ther planet iscandar is a device that cures radiation and they can go there with theiur best ship to get it

the news guys think it might be sa trap, wait, isnt this 2001 a space odyssey?

so he sez he cant tyell em as its confidenbtial and the aliens sent a  way to get to there as in around a 1  year, humans will be extinct

oh and he's not wasting time on a vote as he's mussolini(in a good way)

also this was ripped off by armegeddon by michael bay with a space crew senbd on a last ditch mission to save the planet

so susummu registers and has o radiatiuon issuies and dr sado mas  is surprised

he used to be in the fighter squad but quit biut kept his uniformne anbd joins

chick fighter who slugged hium is suurprised to see her there and an attack happens and he sez hes her squad leadwer

also; this "clashing couple in the service" was laTER done in robotech and top gun

so the ship takes off from the underground as the yamato ship from ww2 bnut remastered, lkike the sdf1 in robotech

then thery tryt the wave motion gun on an enemy attck like the sdf-1 firing the main gun on the zentraedi in robotech

after a long start up, thry eventuaslly fire after putting on shsasdesand blast a white light beam to nuke the missile

it looks like theres no sign of the ship, butr it emerges from the smoke like in dbz and captain sez now the enemy knows they have the wafe motion cannon

captain sez bye to the army guy and goes off to space to test the warp drive in a 24 hours

later susumo talks with a guy about how guys son is 5 and susumo's homies got assigned to his thing and they like him as their cool hero

but chick fighter gets b--chy over them having a good time and the homies poike fun at her

fighter chick gets b--chy over him not being with em in space as they fought and thinks he queered out

1 homie comes at her but she slugs him out and goes off

so then they go by msars like in robotech, ytransformers ther headmasters,m and zone of the enders, and are gonna use the warp drivwe for the 1st time

chick  goes to a fighter bay and the ship goes through a white blue cloud

thery comne out in h=ll ands there's daemonbs b0ning them and doing amputee p0rn0 of em

jk thats event horizon

so the warp worked and then the enemy shows upo and they can't use the wave motion cannon after warping as both use the same power source

threy got 20 mins b4 they recharge and tthis reminds me of Voogies Angel how Hyer had the super cannmon that they couldn't use in ep 2

so they sebnd out fighters and chicjk fighter goes out asa she was in her veritech already and fights enremy crafts

we get good space battle stylew things like robotech or if star wars were good and susumu's droogs are the black tigers, like the robotech squad, and help her

tghe yamato fires lazers andit nukes trhe enemy ships, rthen its 5 mins til they can warp

but i think fighter chick is shup damaged by enmermy debris  and shes running outta air

susumu is gonna go to save her but captain sez no, so he sez "i'll be back in time" even though they dont have any reason to rush aND CAN HOLD OFF A FEW MINS FOR saving another crewmember

so susumu chiba  tells her to eject and the enermy ships are going kamikaze as the mother ship blew and they got nothiing to go back to

anmd now a squad is comming of 2 dozen, and there's 28 seconds til they waRP

IN A TOTALLY POSSIBLE WAY, fighter chicvk ejects, ands on the susumu fighter, is caught by these 2 metal armns, anbd he drives back

so the ship ia  gonna move fast and evetyone tiesa sh-t down and hangs on and they tiilt the ship as the fighters just go by, then opens a hatch, lets in susumu, then warps out

da f--ks going on here?!

Oh and in 198X: soviet disney wanted to do a live action version of this with it being a rebuilt US Ship Arizoina and having an original character group

surprised they didn't just rip it off and say its an "original project, do not steal" like The Lion King did Kimba The White Lion, Atlantis the loist empire did Nadia TheSercret of ZBlue Water, and Finding Nemo ripped off that fish thing

so the ship did a spasce fold and susuymu does cpr on fighter chick, oh her names Yuki, and turns her heart back on

captain f's his a55 over risking the ship for 1 pilot but susumu sez leaving others behind is sissy AND HAS HIM THROWBN INTO THE BRIG

HE PULLS OUT HIS GUN AND, hands itr over as its protocal to disarm those you want to imprison for geingh against you

im,agine if he put it in his mouth and his head blew off like in speciies 2?

so hes in space jail and a guy chats with him over him getting in trouble for doing good, and fat guy sez susumu is like captain and may be captain one day

so dr sadomas comes in with sake and a cat but they are not chinese so they dont eat it, like how poles don't eat dandilions, slovenians do

huh, accortding to imdb; this was like the 1st anime not based on a manga and started the term Anime instead of tv manga

also things in here like a soldier blaming another captain for his bro biting it was from a thing told to Leiji Matsumoto's by his WW2 dad

put it on the history channel

so while driinking and talking about how they all lost people for a bit, susumu thinks things over

captain sez they are going past the solar system and they will be too far to contact earth,m so the crew can message earth one more time for 60 seconds per member

the guy wiuth the 5 year old son talks to him on skype and his kid is mute like Lynn/Rin in Hoikuto no ken, but he sez he'scoming home soon to save the earth

then the call automaticallly cuts him off, as does a guy talking to his mom or sister or grand,mma or aunt or daughter or w//e

susumu  is doing curnches to stay in shape in his cell, wait,m how is there gravbity here? is it automatic?

hes taken to do his video calll like in pokemon or metropolis and while going, sees Koda who wait, susumu is  koda FAMILYY NAMWE and this guyb is cr-ppy at doing their salute thats like the bison thing in the street fighter movie with jean claude

b4 he goes in, yuki comes out and is kinda b--chy for hm saving her "i didn't ask to be saved" 

he sez she owes him and  sez sdhe otta bust his b=lls a little less, like 10%

then he goes in and in the food area, yuki is talked to about susumnu and its revealed that she was on susumu's tewam but he quit seoon after she joined and was reassigned soon after

she joined cuz his heroics affected her and she don't want suusumu to know

the guy talking to yuuki sez when the enemy 1st attacked, he did missions to intercept their attacks and susuumu was their hero who lead them

susumu's only family left is his cellphone with aI and is played by the voivce of Jinlong in Yugioh ZeXaL, Buccha in Venus 5, Nagumos dad in Urotsukidoioji, Ataru's dad in Urusei Yatsura, Blacky in Grendizer, Ranma's dad in Ranma 1/2, Apollis in Power Stone, Newspaper President in Nadia The Secret of Blue Water, king Dedede in kirvby the anime, Dr. Aikawa in Kama Sutra by Go Nagai, Myoga in Unuyasha, Dr. Vail in GUY Double Target, Ankoku Daishogun in Great Mazinger, General Bat in Getter Robo, Professor Hiroshi Agasa in Detective Conan, Kyomara  in La Blue Girl, and Principal in Apocalypse Zero

the guy shes talking to, who' i think is tthe dad of the mute kid, sez susumu's rentrs were iced in a thing hitting the colony they were on, but dad's pregnant wife survived but his kid never talked

after that, susumu couldn't stand to fly and we see susumu's time in the message box expire but i don't think he sent a message

also in the ioroginal idea; susumu or someone would lATER BEcome captaiin harlock, bjt after the show was cut from 51 to 26 eps, they changed it

so the Yamato goes onward and warp foldds around but a fighter coomes by, but dont attack

capptaiun has the people bring the enemy fighter onboartd and spazzes out so he goes to the dr

he's not got long and his meds wont keep him up forever

in the ship, they check the captured ship and dont find any life signs, but then this chgi thing like in monsterquest comes out, shankes a guy with a limb and runs on the ceuiling as the troops open fire

note; they brought guns on a mission to to to a place an unknown space message told em to, unlike 2001 a space odyssey

so they caP IT WHEN IT comes down, and this glow comes outt it and nails a guy aND HGE SPAZZERS OUT B4 BECOMING POSESSED

THESE ARE DAEMONS!

totally not like inddependence day, the guy tells the humans that THEY hsave come to plunder the planet

he sez his name is desla, not tesla like that evil serb from the 1800s, and he sez they are all of 1 mind and are the start and end

his kind are terraforming the planet for their own people to take over and whenyuki comes in, susumu wASATES desra

the jewel comes up and the team wastes it and later posessed guy is ok

Why noty pray it away?

they drink and i think this is jiros daD

what aboutr jiro shutendo from shutendoji?

so susumu comes to see captain and he weants susumu to replace him as captain, but wanted his brother mamoru to be captain

like with avatar and that guy who's called in to replace tyhe twin

susumu dont wanna be caPTAin as its too muych pressure but captain sez to be cvaptain like he wantws instead of like the msain captain

then announces on the p a that susumu is the new captain

so the alien ship they took on is sernding a message that has their location so they throw it out and blow it

the yamato is under attack and briodge 3 is f'd but dont have much air left

the el;evatopr shaft is f;'d and susumu sends a resacue squad

o susumu starts up the wave motion cannon whicch dont take as long to show this time and they fire itwhich causes a huge blast rthat nukes the enemy fleet

then bridge 3 is caught by an enemy about to blow asnd its gonnass take the whole shjip to h-ll

so susumu has yuki blow off bridge 3 at the joint and it falls, even though theres no down in space, and blows

susumu feels bad about having to cut off a fingerr to save the hand, but i say, why was bridge 3 attached in that cr-ppy wayt?! 1 elevatort in or out and hanging off the bottom?!

susumu tells captain it was a steath enemy and they lost 6 guys so he thinks hes not good as captauinb

main captain sez "why'd you reinlist" andsusumu sez he wanted to know what kinda guy main cPTAION is that his btro saceriuficed himserlf to dsave

also he weants the eart to be good like he was a kid

maKE earth great again?

captain sez not to dwell in the past and usde what hes given to make the best choice he can for the most

susumu thinks captaiun donm't feel for the menb who get it but captain sez he does and thinks siuusumu is doing well

then captain sez theres something susumu needs to know, then it cuts to susuumu going toi comfort yuki and saying sortry for ordering her to cut the 3 section loose

she sez if he sez sorry that means hes wrong and hes the captain and they did what they had to do

she's all f;d up over having ended those guys and susumu comforts her and when she sez "soirry for not being professionalk" he smooches her and sez "don't ever be sorry"

they smooch and warp and itr changes scenes so i think they b00ned

so then they made it to iscandar or w.e the planet is called and 60 missiles are heading foir em

they can't use the main gun as they just folded so thety use lazers but a piece plugs the wave motion gun right in the hole

the enemy fleet attacks andd more missiles attack  so they're f;d

so he puts in random coordinates anbd warps agaiunst the resistance of the driuver

driver sez if theywarped intoi something with matter they'd be dead but susucmu sez they'd be just as dead if the missiles hit

they warp aND THEY THINK ITS  NEAR ISCANDAR but its rea.lly the other side andthe planet is all f'd over like earth

they think its the enemy using a trap to lure yamatop off and the anti radiation devoice might be made up

some think the captainb lied and weanna askk cvaptain but he's not doing well, but susumu sez to go to the coiordinates the capsuile sent em

its probably not a trap if they attacked from space and the real trap was on the planet, and they dont want em on the plane

unless the coordinates were just to lure em in to be attacked in space

suisumu believes in the captain and that the tech was greayter tech than anythng man knows

he then briefs the team on the mission and hes going in yo take out the air defence system

totally not like with star wars and the force fiekkd or tractor beam

so he can't use his engine on the planet or they will see him so he gon do it in freefall;

i see suisumu as a bit of a  roy fokker figure; confident, in love, brave, cool, and skilled

so susumu gives a speech on this being the lasy battle and in april 1945; the yamato was Japans ray of hope when they needed it

anbd as long as there's a small chance, its worth it, like with Kenshiro saying: if theres a 99% chance i lose and 1% cjhance I won, i will do it

also this "we will dsave the world ands our people" was ripped off by independence day as roland emmerich is pretty devcolved

the soldiers pump themselves up to waste bad guys but are told its a 1 way ttrip for many, so they say "thats why its so fun"

like g i joe extreme; the odds of survival are a million to 1!  AND THATS THE WAY WE LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

susumu puts his tamagotchi phone pet in his fighter and star wars ripped this off with r2d2 in the xxxwing

so susumu launchesand goes to the planet that looks like dune, then after fallingh a bit, turns on the engine after locking on all the turrets and cannons

they are gonna fire but the yamato comes iin and nails em with lazers, then wartps off as the fighters go in the planbnet

1 guy sez hes gonna break susumus record and is taken out like not ben dixon in macross do you remember love

they fight inside the planet like the 1st ep of reboot with the jets thing and by the end, theres 3 fighters and 1 troop carrier left

thery find a high tech city indide the planetand the troop carrier lands anbd the soldiers fire at the enemy comming for em

an enemy takes out the drtivers so his phone robo comes ouytin a humanoid robo body like oatmerel in dragon ball super  and fights ewm off, but is taken out

i figured hge's get it like in most shows with a robot buddy

so the troops drive the truck and it gets blown and the troops go on

btw this is colored and widescreen

so the troops find the place the cooirdinates say and yuki goes to it, gets her armor blown off, and is posessed by it

so then we getta fleshbeck where captain tells susumu the anti radiation thing is fake but the blueprints and cooirdinsates is true

but as susumu survived the radiation, captain thought there might be something wirth getting there that could help

as long as hes aliver heres on the winning side

so in the now, posessed yuki sez their race is all of 1 hive mind like the democrats, and their kinfd is 1 aspect of trhis united existance

but the opposite is iscandar which was part of the bads guys like the opposite side of the coin, but the planet is gonna bite it and iscandart is  cool with it, but thebad guys aint and wanna take earth to replace it

like gaijin ruining their own country or statre, then coming to a good one, then ruining that

but both siddes might survive, so the bad guys imprisioned the iscandar here and broke away

the iscandar send part of themselfs to earth as a good will token, but theres no anti radio active device, but the iscandar can remove the radiation

the earth men wabnnt proof so the iscandar denucuilarize the air so its safe to breathe in the cave

yuki is unposessed and the iscandar wiull cime to the earyh to fix it

then they find this huge cgi thing thats the cenrtal core of the bad guys, but the bads attack em

2 guys are gonna sacrifice themselves to stop the core despite susumu not wanting em to

1 sez if he had a brother he;'d want it to be susumu and not to waste hisd tears on them, then goes up to fight and die

uiki and susiumu go off as the White Vitrgin couplew has to live and thery fdind all theior men iced

the brother guy rigs a device to blow it and the other guy fightrs on despite his blood wounds like a Catholic Samurai

after takjing a long time to rig the device, its ready to go, but the triugger happy guy bites it and other guy gets shredded but blws the area

susumu and uiki escape in a fighter and susumu tells captain they did it but captain sez its not over yet

captain says bye to the dr sadoi mas and looks at a photoe and the ship unfolds back near da urth

they getta message from the army guy and tells em they havve a way to fix the earth and hes surpriosed and sez they're heroers

in a few hours, the Yamato will reach da urth and captain bites it

but then the ship is under atttack by a large enemy vesseland fts f'd

after much asplosions and people flying away, the engine room is f;d and cheif engeneer tokugawa bites it

they see a siuper coollossal space thing with a face, sorta like in independence day 2 or Dolzas fortress in Robotech

an enemy forms on the ship with cg like eternal championsd on sega cd and asks what would be a win for em? ending the bad guys planet? or healing their own?

its desla, no, its not no its both AS ITS part of the thing that sirvived and it forms intoa cg guy

most of their kind were ended on the planet the guy nuked the thing with trigger happy and now desla is gonna stop em from coming to earth

then phazes out after saying they have ancient prioide andare wrathful

the huge ship is gonna blow da earth apart and susumu wants to use the weave motion guin but the cannon is still jaMMED AS THEY UST NEVER TOOK IT OFF FOR SOME REASON and if they fire, everyone on board goes to h e double emngland

susumu wants to have capotain decide but hes doing time in h-ll now so susumu has to makje the decision

they have enough power for 1 shot but if they do the ship will blow so he is gonna evacusate and sacrifice himself to save eartyh like bruce willis in armegeddon

the helmsman wants to stay to steady the ship but susumu sez to drie the people to earth

uiki stays but susumu sez hgges gonna be rigt behind her if shge goes but she dont buy it anbd dont wanna save the earth if hers not there

they hug and he sez he was alone b4 her and he wanted to give her a better world and if he don't win, ewvberything isd meaningless, but here he can heal the earyhj

she dont want him to bite it anbd he sez he lovbes her, then kko's her with a laser blast and puts a photo on her asa they still use photoes in the 2190s

then has helmsmsan shima carry her off as japsanese chicks are like 4'9 and 70lbs

all the survivors, 12 of em, ditch the Yamato, and looks on at em from the window as they go by

uiki wakes up and freaks out as  the yamatoi goes toward the enemy thing and taks many hits, like sengoku wuth the computer in cyber city oedo 808

suisumu seers his friends whoi bit it in spirit like in robotech ii the serntinels with the dead guys from the 1st robotech war and eventually fires and the4res a huge blue light in space

then 90s music like in slayers where we seeyuki on green earth with a kid and the phopto of susumu and his bro and looking anbd the recovering planet like in robotech after the war

then clips from the fim we just saw showing the characters highlights

huh, theres a steven tyler song in here

at the end is a shot of the blue earth

the end

that was quite good

i never saw the show but watched the Toy Galaxcy thing on it and this was well done

Good art and style and feel and characters and story and effects

the storery was good and i can see all the things it influenced and that ripped it off

the dub was pretty good with the voices and not cr-=ppy like they did for dbz kai or most other things they ruined

its has good heart and good style and makes me interested in the 70s series

i enjoyed this and it holds up

Oh and susumu sacr8ficing himself to stop the en emy and his gf seeing it was like in robotech wiithjj Dana and Sonic X Season 3\

For Space Battleship Yamato 2 I wanta signal to be from Susumu to reach earth and say he's trapped in this dimension after being sent thewre by the wave motion cannon and sends the earth bnlueprints on how to open the dimnension gATE, but a number of people warn that trhis might be a trap, the gov don't listen as they treust susumu as he's a celeb hero and they open the gate, only for mostique people to come out and beguin feeding on the earthlings! turns out: the moastiuquew daemons faked being susumu and used his namne to get thew earth people to trust themn and were freed from their inprisonment, soon the earth is taken over by them and humans hide back underground. then fore Space Battleship Yamato 3: I wanmmt the humans to make wave motion armor with mini wave motion generators in the suits to fight against the mosatique people and splatter em in epic combat. its also video games 16 bit on sega genesis, snes, tg16, atari jaguar and gba where 2 is a text adventure like phantasy star adventure where you talk with people for and against opening the gate, and 3 is a 1 on 1 fighter where you play as a huyman fighteror mostiqie man and take on a buncha foes to get to the head of the enemy force