The Grizzlies Review

 note; i speel un bear able

the grizzleys

This is my review on The Grizzlies from the distant future year to james dean as he's currentl;y doing 50-life in solitary in dantes inferno, of 2018(the year of the malcontent uprisings in robotech comics)

its directed by Miranda de Pencier(EW! a french! find the cure!) who acted in anne of green gables and my secret identity and catwalk

it stars Ben Schnetzer from Warcraft/Law & Order, Booboo Stewart from X-Men: Days of Future Past\Robot Chicken, Will Sasso from, Happy Gilmore\Homeward Bound II: Lost in San Francisco\Beverly Hills Ninja\Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story\The Three Stooges\The Odyssey\Sliders\MADtv\Family Guy\Glenn Martin, DDS\The Cleveland Show\$#*!\Drunk History\Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-V\Robot Chicken\Law & Order: Special Victims Unit\Harley Quinn,  Tantoo Cardinal from Death Hunt\Dances with Wolves\Legends of the Fall\Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman\Indian Summer: The Oka Crisis\Luna: Spirit of the Whale\Blackstone\Arctic Air\Corner Gas Animated, Madeline Ivalu from  Atanarjuat: The Fast Runner, Natar Ungalaaq from Atanarjuat: The Fast Runner,  Eric Schweig from The Last of the Mohicans\Squanto: A Warrior's Tale\One Dead Indian\Indian Summer: The Oka Crisis, and countless peoiple i never aw in anything

i just saw this an hour before watching this as its on in another time zone channel on soviet canada's state broadcaster the cbc

k sio the west coast channel wont come in so i gotta watch it on cr-ppy a55 cbc gem with several adds you cant skip, so its worse than youtube

i chopose to never buy things that are on soy boyy beta male candya66 youube that have 30 second unskippable adds as they dont deserve muy money

you know what makes me want to help you? forcing me to watch a cr-ppy add i cant get by

so after logo AND FOTTage from the 20s of natives, which i suspect is nanook of the north, we get kids in schools, which is not as harsh as the koreans have it as today they are ral c-ck suckers about that

then this guy goes out in the frozen wastelandsa and sends his dog away and blows his head off

but its offscreen so we dont see him  pop like in species two

So openly brittish alleged male littlekuriboh has suicidal issues and emotional malcontentary, so what if they edit the scene in Species 2 where the guy puts the shotgun in his mouth and have littlekuriboh's face on it and as the guy runs uo to stop him, its kaiserneko edied on it, he blows the head apart and kaiser yells Noooooooooo!

I mean, he probably will end himself eventually, he's a feminist and kinda queer

so then it sez nunavut 2004 whith the highest sudicee rate in north america

korea is worse, its the highest in the alleged 1st world

so the main guy is a white guy heading to the frozen wastelands of soviet cansda by plane and this is right after the gov did the to wers so theres probably rules agianst him doing this

he meetsa will sasso from mad tv and got the job a bit ago after graduating and they get good money and hes in a work for school program

will shows him around with the community freezer where the people keep their kills like caribou and seals and theres a lake but they dotn play hockey

will nearly runs over a dog, but misses as you cant kill animals, a half dozen kids go under a lawnmopwer but no animals die on film

he goes in his shed and puts up his lacross or macroos stick and then goes to school andf the head guy girl shows him to his classrooma nd is bitter and jaded

so he tries to teach the class and 1 teen dont like him being openly White which is racist and i otta call the racist police and have him sent to racist jail for the crime of racism

so he takes role call and they have north native names like ainu in japan but different

1 guy is zack and hes a malcontent and says when another guy is called that "he's not comming back" which makes me think he ate his gun

zack insults him in his native tongue  and b--ches out about teacher not liking it and main guy sends him to detention

he leaves the sachjool and slugs out the main guyyfor trying to stop him cuz this is going mad max

later he's with passo gaSSO WILLO SASSO AND hears that they dont suspend him cuz kids dont see not going to school as punishiment

also he buys 12 things and its over 300$, which is cuz they gotta ship it up there and the unoions and middle man and carbon tax and other things

i say just live as the ancestors lived for thousands of years and eat moos or sasquatch or w/e

you hear of the doeset or tunit people ort w/e? they werte like 10 feet tall and lived before the inuit vcame, but died out 100 years ago when the climate changed and the ice melted

thats not a joke, theres stories of it

i assume its like the giants in the bible or greece or maybe sasquatch or w/e

as they leaver the store they see anothe rkid ate his gun and main guy wants to do something but sasso se nothing woirks and he turns to  liquor, which is what killed errol flynn, alongside smokes and drugs and b0ning

later in this teens place his dad beats his mom and attcks him and he runs out at night and its dark and snowing like a nucular scene  after hiroshima

latr its class and main guytreis to teach em history cuz its actually cool like lord of the rings with more cities being nuked and inbreeding

and thats just the book of genesis

so the kids leave anbd only  chick is left and later he tries to queer out and find a better less slummy place to work

later its night and he sees the teens out drinking and hanging out by a shed at night and were probbly doing drugs and b0ning in the real versionb and they mock him for caring

this is like a really ghetto degrassi

later this chick comes in with a bleeding face and her bf comes drunk and eants her but teacher xzends him off

this is kinda f'd up

but to be fair, its not as bad as wityh the unborn

after school teacher tells the bf not to beat his woman and he's feeling f'd and teacher comforts him

why did he hit her? did she start it? if someone throws a punch, dont be surprized to taker a mpunch

so after only 1 teen sends in a paper he tells em they';d fail; if they dont do the work and it wont matter to him if they f it uo

then the bf sent a note sayiong he had nothing and they find out he suicided

we donty see how, like in a samurai film where he comits seppuku with a bamboo sword like harikiri by i wanna say kurosawa but might be wrong

so teach is  bummed that he didnt save the bf and we get another bummer moment in this film with down music and people looked sad

so he asks if the teens wanna talk and they dont and later he throws a book of papers at the wall and it spills which might be in the trailer if this were one of those oscar films

1 chick tattoos herself with a needle and ink which theres stuff in the bible against

oh sure, tattoos are on but you  cut sweastikas in your skin and suddenly, YOU are "damaged"

so teach goes for a run and throws a lacross ball into the shed or something and a chick comes out as she was living in it and wait its one of the teens from his class kyle

so teach goes to the head of tyhe school and sez the teens nmeed something to live for and wants to try something and he gets the last 300$ in the PE Budget

he offers to get the kids into lacross and none of wem want toso he pists posters around townwait its at tyhe guys shed he sleps in

so the note  kyle was on his door had a kety to the school and he got to sleep inside iinstead of a metal blue d0ng

so the equipment arrives and nno one shows but the 1 teen who did her assignment tells him that if he wants the teens to join, he needs zack and adam, a kid who hunts, and the other kids will come

he goes to see asam and offers him a part in ther lacross but his elder or master or owner or w.eis telling his peoples story and after teach goes, he burns the note to join the team

then he goes to saee zack and his kid brother or w/e and his droogs are thtowing rocks at a stop sign with french on it, so its got it comming

he goes in and hes not in but when he comes out he meets zack and sez he'd give him 20$ if he gets adam to play it

later hes out in the ice and a pack of teens comes up to him

this is how p0rn0es start, theyre gonna b0mne him dead!

so he tells the people that the national sport of canada is not hockey but is lacross and it predated hockey and was made by 12th century tribes to resolve conflict

reminds me of the  inca or aztecs or w/.e who had  games where the loser were ritual saxctrificed to their gods,

what is this?! yugioh?!

so her sghows em some stuff of  lacross and they like it and wanna come back tomorrow

later the zackis at home and tending to his kid brother like akira and skye zaizen in yugioh crains or kaiba and mokuba and he  gives him lunch money and sings him a song

so later teacher fiinds the dog that his owner blew his beains out and takes it in

after school he asks the i good kid for help with the team and then has the kids train by racing a dogf to get the ball

he throws it, kid runs thenreleaesed s the doge and they go at it

is this like master roshi in dragon ball?

if you can dodger a bee you can dodge a fist

no fair! he's got more legs! its liek that vid on youtube where a 2 foot long centipede was eating a snake

soo the ball goes in the road and the dog runs to it like a f--king idiot and kyle i think runs and catches the dog before it runs into traffic like the kid in pet semetary

later in training a fight breaks out And the main guy sez "play by the rules" bvut the kids say "we dont know da rules"

so he trains em in how to hit and the etticute on where to hit and bonks will sasso  like its mnad tv

so they ttrain on a beach but its by an iice lake and they s-ck butn they never did this b4 so its  ok

1 guy is a  good runner and naturally skilled at it

then a kmontage of running drills on this snoew wasteland

after 1 guy runs so hard he barfs on the ground, teacher is teacheing kyle how to shoot but not with a firearm cuz this is soviet canada and they are gun phobic

kyles dad got arrested and was taken away to be ground up into dog food cuz canada is devolved

so kyle lives with teacher and his mom had  a brioken arm and concussion and kyle talks of hiow his dad was mo lested in schools and is unbalanced now

the good student coems home and dad wants her to come home right after school and mom slaps her for not putting family first like  a samurai klan

later some guys are pl;ayign keep away with a hat and then teacher at practice asks if they have gfs, butn then sez "the lacross stick is ur gf" which make sme think they are gonna do stuff with it, butt stuff!

he tells em to take the sticks with em everywhere and care for emand then a montage of then with sticks

later he  made calls and got the team entered in the nationalsd in soviet toronty in 005 mionths and 1 guy dont knwo what toronto is

what are you? american?!

or brazillain?!

or japoanse?!

or aliterally any othe rpart of the planet cuz no one knows anything of canada!

its that frozen wasteland of inbred lumberjacks who fighr bears and eat moose!

so he tells em to get ur game on and shift into turbo and take it srs

so his headmaster b--ches at him cuz its too expensive and 2000$ a kid in a plane and now their hoppes are up and if they fall the kids will seppuku

he sez the kids have something good now and are trying aty something but she sez they aint in class or at home and she gonna shhut him down

he sez the  kids are happy for once unlike soviet korea or north korea and he gets a chance

good student suggest having fundraiser and selling tickets and pop and pizza fundsraisers and is da brains of the outfit

what is she? bulma in ragon ball? trunks in dbgt? no oner in db super cuz they got ret-reded in therew?

so main guy sez the kids gotta come to school 80% of the time and do their chores and adam sez his rents wont let him go cuz its the White Mans school and he';;s years behind and  is gonna drop out

lacross is a school thing so  they need the school to allow it

dso adam is drinking and zack gets his bro a sandwich from good student and tattoo teen makes logos and sez the guy who atye his gun or  wait its the bf would have been into it

in training they are stopped by teacher and he has em close their eyes and tell him whwere the other players are and who has the ball and to remember it as they artea tram, they are, the power rangers!

then a montage of games and fundraising and 1 thing of a  snow mobile race and the kids all having their assignments

1 part has adams masters come to the game and leave aND HE SEES AND I THINK ADAM QUIT SCHOOL AGAIN

AT A GAME, ZACKWASN  DOING CR-PPY AND HE CALLS HIM OTU AND MAKES EM ALL PRACTIVE MORE

LATER THE GOOD STUDENT BROUGHT AN EXTRA LUYNCJ FOR ZACK AND HIS BRO BUT ZACK DIDNT SHOW

holy f--k caps lock was on, die you  sub human abomination

later good student tells teacher that zack cant play cuz his fam is outta food and he needs to hunt and then we see them eating a cut open seal or maybe its a whale d0ng and eating it

teach goes to say sorry and zack is cool with it and later teach goes to see adamand scared off the seal with his snowmobile and amad reveals his fam didnt know he was playing or was at school

also if you move tour tow then the seal hear it through the ice

can they sense ki too?

once i was walking home and this dog on the oter side of the fence was barking at me, so I cooled my ki and it stopped

once i was at my aunts place and didnt move or breathe different, but had a bad thought of the dog and it  spazzed out

i think animals can sense ki

oh and once i opened the door and there was a skunk right there, but my mind and ki were clear so i closed the door in instinct and will and it didnt react

so teach goes to adams owners and tells em how lacross  helped hima ndadam has skill in it

the old chick sez she lost 1 son to the White Mans ways and the dad tyells  a story of a chick who married a dog and her dad chopped oiff her fingers and threwn her in the seam, byt the fingers became seals

isnt that make eating seals cannibalism?

pricne adam sezx they answer questuions with a styory and we gotta figger it oot

so later teacher gets a letter acdcepting him to a 1t world school and klyes dad is back and p-ssd at him for not puttiung familyu 1st,. same with good student

good student teels off her b--chy mom andf sez "u  touch me again i'll call the cops" and i gotta say, theres a lot of buymmer moments in here

kyle puts on his jersey to cover his bruses from his dad beating the black off him and teacher telsl the trams, the wolf pack like robotech, and the warriors like that 70s movie, to go at it

in da game, kyle got hitn and had viet nam flash backs of his dad beating him and turns pain to  power and a pinch into a chance and nails a goal

after da game, taottoo i thinkhas jerseys made and hand painted and its the teema the grizzleies

the mopvies almost over, but at least its not like these, mystery men!

good student is welcomed to come and later sasso sez a sponsor dumped em and they need 20 000 $

good student tells him they can try the town council who gets money to keep tyhe peace and this is their only chance

if this dont work, he's gonna have to suck a lot of d0ngs to make the money back!

a LOT of d0ngs!

so good student tells a speech and sez thigns are going up for them but others say "not all kids play spirts, why dont they get it?"

teacher sez this is the kids chance and they kids are actually trying but  some  thers dont like hearing from a gaijin

so the board denies the funds for the sports team cuz it dont help the community

adams female owner sez this helps the kids and they otta digivolve and adapt of die out and i think adam tells them if the council dont help them, they lost their way

so even though the verdict was rendered, they getta second bite at da apple and its approved

so later zack is glad he can go but is told by teacher that his bro cant come cuz its team only and he sez he'd figger it out

then he talks with his bro and tells of toronto with bukldings that touch teh sky and hes gonna get bnim over there in secret, then they;'d fly aeay from there and live in a different place where theirn problems would somehow be gone

after playign catch with his bro using lacross nets, he steals from the store and was caught ansd arrested

teacher tells him in jail that he can help but zack has 2 priors and is gonna go to prison and wont see his bro anymore

teacher is calls off cuz visiting hours are over and over the night,m zack hangs himself but he did it wihtouhg any help like ep steen

after a service to bummer msuic, teacher gives up and is gonna run away but good student points oiut they had this c-p for years and stuck it out but he got 1 f up and queers out and they believe in him

oh anf this is  in color and widescreen

so she shows him a group meeting for people whos loved ones bit it and have suicidal issues

i should point out that under back door trudeau, assisstwed suicide was legalized and nnow more people can have the gov put them to sleep, cuz he's anti life and is kind of an enemy of The Lord who made us  to live out lives and  help others

he's pretty much tnis centuties marquis de sade; a pro queer, pro death, anti Christian, frenchie

so the team goes to troronto and theres a hostage taking and the stragetic responmce unit is called in to snuiper the gaijin who has a kid ast gunpoint

wait thats flashpoint with amy jo johnsopn; the 1 johnson guys wanna se hanging out at ther beach in a th0ng

so they go to the tournament and get creamed in round 1 cuz the team they faces was ranked number 1 in the nation

they play another game and got f'd too

then the next several games they got fd in like when brandon faced me in pokemon blue and used farfetch'd and thought he was hot sh-t but really just a bowl of sh-t, or sowl sh-t I meann bowl sh-t

then in the last game he sez its ok ccuz they treid aand did their best anbd making it this far was a win

then zack or w/e, maybe kyle, yeahg kyle, i got him mixed up, sez sc-ew dat, lets get 1 goal for zack

1 gial?! its like canada in the world cup!

also; the only woorld cups any one cares about is a giantess with plannet sixzed braz

so they try to goal butthe goalie tackles the guy afgter his ball, gets it and runs across da field in slko mo

he shoots and nails it right in the goalies face

so the team does the caribou, a ninja trick where they all huddle and pass da ball and spreead out like shadow clones so the opponents dont know wjhos got it

they fake em out annd we get a scene of em, with their eyes closed sensing each other and 1 guy shoots and scores

they got 1 goal! its possible to score! the foes team isnt unbeatable'

then a montage of similar ninja tricks until they wn the tournament and come in 21st place

jr thery were in last and return home as heroes for doing something

then teacher sez how the team taught him and was actually his teacher as kids play lacross in the wastelanfds

then a photo of the real grizleys and a happy native song showing the characters throwing lacross attaclks and then a photo of the real guy  today

will sassis character is adsmitted not to be acdtinker and 1 guy had a different name like winter

then a message saying theres better ways than suuicide and ur not alone

it ends on a positive song and note despite starting with a teen suckin a musket

the end

oh and the actress for the good student was murdered in real life, which was too bad,  she did a good job in here

that was a good film

starts dark abd gets light

normally movies go the other way

good acting and music and theres not really any cg

good writing and no tacked on love story to get in the way

llots of bummer moments, butthey live in h-ll up there

its a wqell told story thaat has some hope and you realize that the guys who suicided missed the good times that came soon afgter

good message of a dark story

For The Grizzlies 2 I want the kids of the team to be living in the town and there's an attack by the return of the dorset or tunit or w/e and they had actually used their peoples ancient tech from before noah's flood, to go to the future and now wanna take out the people there cuz they were actuaklly evil but the legendswere lost or screwed up over the years, so thekidsgotta use their lacross skills, which were actually made to fight the tunit or dorset, and fight emn by throwing the rock to the guy behindit and nail it in the key point inb the back to stun em so theyy can be beat dead, its also a 16 bit beat em up where you swiitch between characters like in a sports game and pass the rock to nail em from ehindr, then move in and beat on em til they break and crumble tio chunks of meat, its on sega genesis, snes, tg16, atari jaguar and gba. also you can beat up moose and they blow apart into meat and you eat it to restore life.

The Man Who Laughs Review

 Note: I spell funny

The Masn Who Laughs

This is my review on The Man Who Laughs from the distassnt future year to King David of 1928 (100 years before Robotech season 2)

its based on a book by victor hugo who hates sequels and kills everyone off at the end

until disney makes a sequel with the dead guys have a kid who goes on an adventure

i saw this b4 and its good

its directed by Paul Leni who dids Waxworks\The Cat and the Canary

It stars Mary Philbin from the 20s The Phantom of the Opera, conrad veidt from The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari\The Hands of Orlac\Waxworks\the 40s The Thief of Bag dad\Casablanca, Brandon Hurst from the 200s Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde\the 20s The Hunchback of Notre Dame\the 20s The Thief of Bag dad\The King of Kings\Scarface\White Zombie\Rasputin and the Empress\Annie Oakley\Mary of Scotland\440z Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde\The Ghost of Frankenstein\the 444-0s Jane Eyre\House of Frankenstein\San Antonio\My Favorite Brunette, Cesare Gravina from The Penalty\The Hunchback of Notre Dame\Greed\The Phantom of the Opera\The Trail of '98 , Olga Baclanova from Freaks!,  Stuart Holmes from the 2200s The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse\Yankee Doodle Dandy\The Picture of Dorian Gray\Mary Poppins, Josephine Crowell from Intolerance\The Birth Of A Nation/Speedy, Spottiswoode Aitken from The Avenging Conscience\Intolerance\The Wicked Darling\Monte Cristo, George Siegmann from The Avenging Conscience/Unckle Toms Cabin/Intolerance/ the 20s Oliver Twist/Scaramouche/tHE bIRTH oF a nATION/The King of Kings/The Red Mill, Sam De Grasse from Intolerance\King of Kings\The Birth Of A Nation\The Racket\Our Dancing Daughters

the design of the guy in here was what inspired The Joker in Batman and much of the things in here inspired the Universal Monsters

after title  logo and credits we get 1600s sovietengland and king games 2 electric boogaloo is in bed without men and his evil jester comes in from a secret pasasage in a statue

he tells the king this guy was captured andthe king follows hiom in the secret passages in the castleto show a SCUZZY GUY  in chains

he refised to kiss the kings had,(wjho knows where its been) and was called a rebel in exile

he came back to find his son and the king has himcaptive sio her drops to his knees to beg

the kigs sez a gypsy cut up the kids face into a clascow smile  to lauigh at his foolish dad forever

the rebvel lunges and bites the kings neck and tears it open as blood blaasts out and the guands shank him dead

jk although thats what should happen

also forcing people to exprtess something they dont consent to is unAmeruican and iis the reason We The POeople dumped that comme cesspoole of soviet england

its like maJING SOMEONE WEAR clothing with a logo you dont like

only bad guys force others to promote evil

oh and the jester sold the boy to gypsies to be b0ned oprt wq/e and the king sends the dad to the iron maiden as he prays for The Lord to help his son

elsewhjere itsa a snow thing in a boat and a paper saying how the gypsies cut up kids and use em for begging like in slumdog millionaire where they spooned out the kids eyes

i never met a real gypsy, but  i';m Eastern European and heard things about their evbil

so the king kicks ouit the gypsies to make ewm someone elses ptroblerm like sending a CHILD PREDATOR TO ANOTHER SCHOOL TO TWEACH good f==k caps lock can you f--lokin die? ur not needed! ur like trhe french;!

sop the gypsaies leave the soin so np omne will know of their evil deeds andthese gypsies  look a lot like reeal people

1 guy sez to brting the boy back but is beat up and the boat leaves but 1 guy sez the kingsold him to them

so the boy roams the snoy wastelaands f i think soviet xcanada and theres corpses hanging on poles like thart violence jaxck chapter

hes got a scarf tio cover his mouth and comes across a dead chick in tyhe snow hholding a live baby and he carrys it onward

he comes across ursis thee phil0osopjer tio tells his dog "quyiet homo!" cuz its named homo the wo,.ff

in the 1800s that was normal, but npoweadays it sounds likre a rob sxhnieder fuilm

imagine adam sandler remaking the man who laughs? this is my dog, we call him homo cuz by drinking buddy had 1 tooi many and b0ned him

so ursus helps the boy gwynp0lainbe or g boy and the baby whos blind

he thinks  the boiy is laughing buyt  his mouth is cut into a smile and ursus is horriified by what the gypsies did to im

at leasty the didnt cut off his parts

so ursus cares for the boy who years later is an actir callee the laughing man like ghost in the shell and the blind girl is dea wjho iss blonde with twisted syster hair and  likes g boy

they go around in a cart wagon asndcome to a voillage with an add for hik i jan 29 1690

1 guy with an eye patcxh butusing it to keep his eye in night vision looks nside and wants to use him in a freak show

todd browning noooooo!

later in southwark fair funded by the queen is a lot of people having fun and an elephant and cooking but not together and a freak show and then the laughtibgf man comes and eyepatcxh sends a  message to the dutchess

so g boy likes dea and smells her hair like hes a devolved irishman andursus tells him to be married b4 they leace so hes not so lovesick

g boy backs off from her when ursus talks of marriage annd she nktices and he ses he dont got the right to love her  but she  loves himand wants to marry him

the people cheer for him and he's disgruntled at their laughs for him being like a clown

btw  conrad does great acting with a crippled face, keeping that twsaited simle but showingexpression is good sklill

so the messenger goers to the dutchess and the jester is nowe as rigt rank guy wjo  oytlived the lusty king andlets messenger in

dutchess is platyed by olga whjo looks like madonna buit not a WHQRE but takes a bath as messenger looks in da key hoe and wishing it was a butt hole

the letter sezthe son of the iron maidened guy is alive andjuseter reads it as  mesdsenger looks in the bathing blonde

jester comes in and fakes  looking away at her in a towel but this is europe so they are ok with nude scxenes

jester reads an invite from da queen to a concert and she dont wanna go and shes gay for sp,er guy shges engaged to

jester tries to look up her dress and she kicks him away like its an anime and a monkey throws am apple art him and he goes to j=rk off on the florr

jester tells trhe quyeen that dutches isnt there anbd her bf  loks likee an inbrted weird al yankovic

inbred weird al goes to get her andjester shows queeen the letter saying g boy is alive and shes glad

i didnt know mary queenor scots or w/e wwas a plus size woman

jester wants as reward but she sez if he faiils he;'d get the iron lady

so dutchess goes to the fair to party and have fun wiith the commoners and some guys talk with eyepatch about the letter he sent to the dutchess

they overpower him and takjerr him to the torture chambeer like its the ussr or england

then theres a  show for g boy and he has issues being disfuigured like a guy who's  b0ner was bit off at a nude beach

dea ciomforts  him with how he makes people laugh and smile and feels his face and threy have a loving moment

dutches iis  gonna see da  man weho laffs but a masked dude tels getr to get her thicc a55 back to da quyeen who's b--chin out

tthen some commoners fight him cuxz they wanna b0ne the dutchess and she goes off to a cart and to the royal psalace

in it is a buncxha dinks  being boring and the fair was more fun sannd duitchess comes over in a dress that makes her hips  look like a chick on the learning channel

sshe meets the queen who's a huge fata55 like on the learning chabnnel and jerster sez hes got her back to the dutchess

1 musician goes in a dooir and his violin brewaks as hes  holding it sidewatys

inbred al whines of her being with commoners and she wants to see the laughing man

then sshes  in the  shed or w/e this play is taking place anbd its kinda german expressionist like Der Golem but not full caligari

g boy is made up by dea and he helps topo and is yold the dutchess is watching

ursus spazzes out and  gets dressed and tells the audience he wrote the plaY AND ITS BETTER THAN SHAPKES[EWRA, WHICH MEANS ITS NOT F-=KIN GHEI

the play hhas a guy in a bull head costume and the g boy comming out and clownsd and he tajkes off his face to shjow an f'd grin and  the  dutchess looks grossed out or something at his face

he looks  like a psycho but is acctually a nice guy

i think the duitchess is getting aroused and like most europeans, has weird fetioshes

those germ,snss, they make the best silent films, and the worxt adult films

unless you like poop

affter da play ursus sez the dutchess was hot and they ad a suiccess  and dea asks if she was beautiful

a girl who dont mind  asking guys if othert chix are hot? good find.

also the dutchess looks more alluring where as the dea looks more weholesomer

like greta garbo and lillian girl

or donna douglass and maxi mounds

so 1 cluwn sez g boy is lucky to not take offf his look and thiss f's him up

dutchess sent g boy a love note saying sahe didsnt laught, was it pity or love? meet me at mignight

ohhh, they gon b0ne!

so he thinks cuz a woman likes  his  looks and saw it, he can marry dea, but some people hsave weird fetioshes, esp the  high statuis guys

urusr sez to fugget about it andhe has dea  who nevewr saw his face

g boy goes outand that homo the wolf,  which sounds like a furry name, follows him but he tellls it ti stast wuith dea

dea is awake and its nigt so she has the edge and notices g boy auint there and hes in the cart to the palace

she finds the note from the dutchess and smells it, hmm, spurm

she goes out and did they have lights and lamps in 1690?

she pets homo the wolf whuich is the sonic character for pride of lgtbqia2+map and g mo goes in to the dutchessres room and shes in lingeree which tthey TOTALLY had in the 17tgh cwentury

she co,ers ionto him and hes kinda creeped oyt and smooches his cloth covered face b4 puilling it off and gettingh closer

dont b0ne her!  you might catch what all the guys she was with haD!

HE RESISTS SPASTICALLY ANMD a bell rings aand a wall has a  thing come in through a spin opening and its a scroll that sez shes to marry the heir of the guy who got iron maidened and its the laughing man

also her marriage is called off to inbred weird aal and she laughs as g boy cerys

then she goes kinda spaazzy and he runs out and tells homo she laughed at him like the others

he finds dea with the  note and asleep and he tears up da note and sahe wakes up and he puts her hands on his f;d mouth

they hug and he carries her, which is weird as he struggled with dutchess, and goes in

then the regents forces come tyo arrest g boy andhes cuddling with dea and they take him off as he sez not to tell her

the head regent force looks like the bad guy in pocaHAUNTUS

URSUS SEZ G BOY HAS BUSINESS AT THE INN AND tells his men not to tell dea her bf got arrested

donty you need a reasonto be arrested? like a charge? this isnt korea where the lock you up for accusations agaiunst their god

ursus is tod those who go in there dont come out and he waits until a buncxha guyts and a coffin go by

he comes home and tells his droogs da shows over and its the buymmer moment in the film

jester sez eyepattch bit it in jail abnd his coerced confession proved g boy is the guys son

queen sez dutchess has to marry a clown to keep her fortyune and hes gonna be  ade a peer in the housse of lords

but peers are for queers

so ursus cant tell dea g boy bit it and she thinks its time for his show

more sadmnerss! wwas victor hugo emo? at least go nagai nad humor! dudes j-rkin off and chicks getting naked and sh-ttimng all over@!

ursrs has the clowns yell to fake g boy beingthere and having a crowd

theres synchronized sound on here with them saying gwuynplaine like win blaine and rusrs sez the crowd loves him and ursus goes on and gives his show

he looks like one of the 3 stooghes buyt motre decrodded, larryu Znd reads his story chaos vanquished that enmdfs in ligt and laughter which sounds like a yugioh card

dea goes onandf they keep up the charade to fake things, which makes me think, will they be paid for this?

so the regents forces come in and say they are banishewd from england andg boy is ded

although how would they handle g bioys parts? as in in the play, not on his crotch

she hears and slowly fallss over and the next day, g lord is in a powdered wuig and fancy suit like the non lusty costume for iny in soulcalibur 2

the clown trop is going to tghe docks to go to america or w/e  asnd as the cart of  g lord and dea go by they touch andget stick like its a d0ng in a small burr so g loerd has to walk and covers hius mouyth

imagine if he sucked a dude? how would thar work?

homo comes out wauit thaT SOUNDS WRONG AND DEA GHOERS OUT FEELING AS THE HOMO LEADS HER

THE LORDS ARE P-SSED A CLOWN IS THEIR EQUAL AS THEY THINK TOO HIGH OF THEMSELVES LIKE THE PHARASEES IN THE BIBLE

die caps lock, go to h-ll where the french came from

sop the gov is called ion and regent the queen sees g boy g lord with his f;d mouth and i think inbred weird al is in a phone booth with handlers for slaves tyo carry

he sees the dea and recognizzes her but homo is phgobic of hi aand he wans to bring her to g lord and lets her in

so  g lord is marquyisd ofd corleone like al pachino and hed marrey dutchess

he showws his face and they tthink hes laughing ast the qwueens command and house of lords anfd they laaugh at him

wtfs going on? freejkin eurotrash!

devolved weird al shows dea they laugh at him andgoes in and jester gets dea to b0ne in the armpit

g lord crys anddea scrteams as jestyer is taking her out to sodomize and she blacksa out asa they get outside

shes brought back to ursus as  jestewr  likes em fighting back or he cant get hard and urrus carries her oof

g lord  tells off thos ec-ck asuckers and rejects the queen and her demands of marrying that bimbo

a britmo sez "how dare you frefuse the dutrchess! you clown! and he's all like; "the king made me a clown" which is trfue, monarchy leads to evil

1 indentured servant i mean monarchist sez "the queen made you a lord! you must honor her comand~" but he's like "the queen made me a lord, but 2st God made me a man"

sic semper tyrannus!

no longer will he be subserviant to the regent! he will find zors battklefortress and the protoculture matricx on board! and woe to anyone who stands in his way!

he's had enough of their brittish cr-p and goes but dutchess sez to seibe him for defying the regent and he books it

so the guards catch g lord and bring hiom back but he shoves em on their spurm filled butts and makes a break for it

he jumps out a window and climbs dowen a plant covered wall then riuns thrtough this gemzn expressionsit townas the people see the laughing man is back

the crowd of peope follows him like hes a celeb in the human realm or ningen kai and he sees tythe threatre shed is cloed so he asks a guy whre dea is

hes told the docks on the way to exile and the regents forces arrive and theres dudes with torches like frankenmstein

the people hep him  climb the ghate and climbs the  hourses, which i;m not sure can hold him

isnt this where murders in the rue morgue got the roof top chase with the ape?

and both got it from claigari with also had conrad

he ssword fights some guy and ends him as he falls but hes gonna be ok, he just needs soem rest, theres a hospital planet  nearby

so hes trapped in ther tower and men are comming at him and he jumps a like 10 foot thing to the other bulding and makes it barely and hangs on

he nearly falls and there as good camera zoom to the corwd and he climbs backl up and got heolp from the townsmen

he runs around the alleys and the regents forces  herad for the docks and g lord made it there as the dea is sick and the boat left

he calls for dea and the homoe hears and barx anmd jumps in the water and g lod yells HOMO!

the regents forces reach the docks and search and he jacks a boat and i think the homo bites the jesterunder the jaw and they fall ijn the water and he goes under as the homo swims off

so g lord makes it in the boat and reunitewws with dea and ursus and the homoe who killed the jester makes it back on and they are happy and sail off to a new adventure like in lord of the rings

although like clockwork orange, in the book theres another chapter where she bitesit of sickness and he jumps in the sea to suicide cuz victor  hugo hates people being alive

the end

that was good

a qualityy film and one of the later silent films

kinda like ristar or alien soldier on sega genesis in 1995

it holds up and has good feel and good pacing and style

it goes by well and has nice flow and dont drag

its well acted, esp by veidt whom shows such emotion with only his eyes and with his moputh being devolved

the chicks worked well and the ursus is kinda over the top but it works

the jester is slimy and evil and the queen is a fat load

dutchess is played well as a europeaness who has a weird fetish so that checks out and isn't evil, just kinda vbratty

like an ojou sama from anime

i liked it and the setting of germanic expressionism fits well kn this period peice and the ending with the chase  is like in the 25 phantom of the opera

itsa a well made film and pul leni does well in his silent style

for The Man Who Laughs 2 i want it to be about the dsutchess who has reflected on the man who laugh's words and sees the error of her ways, so she trains with theroyal fencer and some ninja visiting from japan and becomes a konoichi or female ninja and goes out at night in a skimpy leather outfit and fights against the regent and her evil, also she uses  her influence to aid the people oppressed by the queen and starts an uprising to overtthrtow her, but she activates her toyal power, and devolves into a dragonic creature but like a centipede dragon with lobster claws and dragonfly wings and goes to take out all those against her, so  yo use your ninja skills and magic to stop her and fred england, also its a 16 bit ninja gaiden like game on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where tou play asd the sutchess and do missions to stop the regent the queen like in Phantomn 2040 and some bosses are made of gears and springs like mechs and karakuri dolls and wait, its  like shinobi on sega but  with wall climbing and a grappling hook move.

Posse Review

 Note:L I aspewell coqwboydian

Posse

This is my revieew on Posse from the disdtant future year (to Erich Von Strohweim) nof 1975 (40 years befoore Transformers The Movie)

Itds directed by Kirk Douglas who alsdo did nothing I saw

it stars kirk douglas fropm 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea\Spartacus\The War Wagon\the tb movie Inherit the Wind\The Simpsons\Touched by an Angel, bruce dern from Hush...Hush, Sweet Charlotte\The War Wagon\Hang 'Em High\the 70s The Great Gatsby\Wild Bill\Small Soldiers\The Glass House\King of the Hill, Bo Hopkins from American Graffiti\Midnight Express\Phantoms\The Andy Griffith Show\The Rockford Files\The A-Team\The Angry Beavers, James Stacy from Highway to Heaven, Luke Askew from Cool Hand Luke\The Green BeretsEasy Rider, David Canary fropm Hombre\Law & Order\Touched by an Angel, Alfonso Arau from nothing ore samma saw, Katherine Woodville from Star Trek\Little House on the Prairie, Mark Roberts from It's a Wonderful Life\The Rockford Files, Dick O'Neill from Gamera, the Giant Monster\Good Times\Sanford and Son\The Incredible Hulk\M*A*S*H\Growing Pains\Father Dowling Mysteries\Mad About You\The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air\Home Improvement\Boy Meets World, Melody Thomas from Charlie's Angels\The Rockford Files, and the rwst aint on  aback door gender offender camndy a55 girly maN WIIKIPEDIA

i saw this b4 and its pretty good

ooh its basaed on a storey by Larry Cohen, hes good

so it starts with feet moving around and the guy lighting up a smokeb4 walking out and riding off

brudce deern, not back door bruce from the show about the 5kanks, follows and the smoker repruts to michael douglas sr that "hes in there" and the posse rides up with torches and lights the barn up

kinda like in the patriot where the brits locked the Humans in a church and torcherd it

azx the guys in da barn try to escape, theyn get capped and kirk douglas the dad of michael douglas but not the REAL mike douglas from Batman and Beatlejuice, takes out a guy and then we get title and credits to a train going aklong the mad max wasteland of uncivilized America in the `1800s

k d has 1 guy bandaged upo and they are bringing him in and 1 guy brings a box of something through the train with the horse area, like in robotech how the sdf-3 had veritechs in it to launch

k d is running for senator and a photo was taken of him taking in strawghorns gang by bruce dern the dad of the chick from jurassic park

if he dont get bruce, he dont get elercted

this is colored and quite widescreen with a widescreen tv having black bars

so ther guy they caught bit it and rtghe train stops to dump it in the wasteland to b eaten by chupoacabra and wait its one of their guys who got it wounded in the battle and they beerry him

like the grey fox from 82 or w/e, theres a lot of b/w photoes of the modern day guys like in the peroid

1 guy gors in a bar and celebrates k d getting in but bruce shoots him a few times with i assume a hammer gun as he flies out the window and the bullets usually go through a guy instead of sending him flying unless they hit bone or w/e

so the guy he capped tyhroguh a window is in the next dinmsnion ro the shadow realm or went baxk to his home planet and bruce j=rkoff goes off to j=rkoff but k d gets him at gunpoint and arrests him

wait its not k d its some 70s p0rn0 guy with a moustache

bruce sez to leave him and he'd live and as he goes  the guy calls to him and aims but bruce senses his ki or w/e and puts a hole in him

a double amputee comes in and comes backcuz he knows cripples cant be killed in 70s movies and runs the printing press to make a story of strawhorn going nuts in his area

so the train come sin and not up the mountains anus as it screams "i dont consent! noooooooooooo!" and k d and his droogs come otu with horses a55es and the rest fo the horses

k d comes out on his white horse and is told the straw guy is still out there and hes a marshallnand commisioned to capture them

he's interviewed and seems fair liek tom selleck in maguk pi i mean blue bloods or optimus prime in the 80s transformers

the double amputee is photographed and i think he lost his limbs in the civil war as yanmkees cawed em off and lauged as he screams and they j-rlked offto his agony

bruce strarhown bern goes by this cabin and this mecxxicoalmost snipers him like harambe of jfk and talks with him

some scuzzy guys playt baseball which i';m not sure existed back then and devolve into fightiong which i hope dont devolve tino em b0ning and eating each other

bruce banana sez i meen seez em and sez they are gonna jack a trin where bruce ets 50% and the rest goes to em and he's the brains of the operation as these peiople are prettyy much drooling apes j-rkinn off on the floor like teenagers ans asmoking chronic

he sends em to get ready and b--ches at the mexico for egtting him cr-ppy guys but the meixco sez he only had like 2 dfays to get em

bruce sez hes got a half dozen guys in a posse afgter him and 1 is k f i mean k d and plans an ambushwhen they get clopse enuff

the posse comes closer and k f i mean k d sez to come off the horse like with raoh and ken and has his gues go on foot by a bridge and fire on the sheds

the inbred guys in there open fire even though they were outta range and the posse takes cover and counter attacks

some devolved guys try to escape in the hole in the floors a55 but are snipered like harambe and that cheif head irish man prewsident jfk and bruce and mexico have enoiugh of this cr-p and book itas k d seez

k d goes agtert em and snipers a guy riding a horse and i tuinki its the meixco and bruce scurriues around with his firearm dfrawn

k d gets him at gunpoint and arrests him

he puits the gun in his motuh and says "you wanna bet i got any shots left? one wayy to find out" and pulls the trigger, to show its empty, then sayd "must be your lucky day" then jams the barrel in his eye and pops it saying "this =is the 2nd place prize"

jk rreally he brings him back to town tied up on a horse's 155

ampuree goes tyo get the story and tells his employee to redo the type and do a new story

the press gets a photo like peter palmer in sodoman 3 the black spurmbyote and things seem pretty calm in here witht eh girls in town who dont have man parts being into the posse guys

k d sends letters out to the guys he wants contacted about his win and senxs a smithy and catrrpenter on a train to make a jailcell in there for the convicted

he meets this blonde who runs Z hotel and the towen heads are nice to him but he sez he came to do a job

the amputee goes in to intervirwe the srtawhorn and gives him a smoke and buce strawhorn sez "tell em im onnocent, a ictim of circimstance, mistaken identity"

guard wont let bruce have a match and k d sez how the papers dont back him then amputee goes t0o k d tio complain that the deputee dont let him have an interview with bruce

this is in Texas which is necer soviet cuz they are manly and cool

k d sez that apmutee is against his campaign and ampuitee sez he was in the service and is butthurt over his c o beijng ahead ofg him promoted and hes a civilian

also amputee b--ches about k d havign ampbition and liking the railroad and has it in for kd, which is proof the press is evil and the evnemy of da perople

like many beta males, hating on alpha malkes for being cooler than the/them

sso theres a hootenanny and people ceklebrating and sparklers and k df iss the hero who gives a speech of how he caught ir wacked every crook he wwent after

some teens go in da jail andwait its da train as k d bashes crooks for stealing from hard working heroes and how people celebrate them

like rappers andpeople who chop up kids or purvoes

so he goes on about his posse being the best and honors the sherrif who bit it and prays for huim silerntly

so this chbick takes off her top anbd makes out with a guy and they blurr out her sideb-00b even though theres no nips and fighting games show more

so strawhorn steals the keys and loclks the sell but sherrif pulls a gun and returns him t0 his power confined

k dd goes on aboit protectintg them from crooks who destroy the land, like lin con or bi den or presidebnt huseuin and will run for senate

so da next day the k d sees the bruce and sez he trhrowes him off the timetable and asks what he rthought of the speech

k d gives him a match then lights his smoke with his own by pressing faegs together

k d sez he's wn election by catching hhim and bruce sez k d might be the prez

they talk on k d taking out bruces dudes and burning his money even though bruce stole it and had it commin

bruce sez he regrets capping da sherruf cuz it shouldsbe neen k d

after b0ning the chicks in the train, the chicks go off and k d goes to the presidental sweet for the blondes hotel

she wants to b0ner him but he dexclines as he dont want hiv or w/e they had in the slavery days br4 da guv made bthat

its stioll night and not the next day cuz i was wrong b4 and then it really is da next daye and marshal k d is ridfing on his milky whitye horse and is ceklebrated

they put bruce diungus in his cell on the train and it leaves witrrh the 5jkabnks who b0ned the posse boys seeing em off

bruce steppeed in horse cr-po and gets a broom to clean hisds shoe and fakes having horse sh-t in his eye to get a guy clean it out but the guard dont fall fpor it

he takes the twine holding the brook on off and as this goes on, the big wigs in Texas congraduaste the k d

bruce banana bootychats with the gfuard as k d sez hes leaving his train the last time and is proud of his men

the men wanna know whaty'll happen to em after k d is elected andk d sez he got an offer for em at 100$ a month as raiulroads security force but 1 of the posse is a red but k d sez they'd getta round that

i thought he was japanese

so bruce starts a fiore wuith the match he got from k d and when guard goes to put it out, he garroted him, took his gun and shot off the door lock

he has guard tied to the celll and jumps out on a horse but the horse f--ks out and he has to gewt back on as the defence force launches the hovertanks i mean horse A55ES

k d leaves the guard tied to the gate as punishment for his f--k up like hes starscxream

so breuce longfelklow goes off and the forces chase but he was hiding and they went by then takes the train in reverse as it burns

how does he know how to operate a train?

so k d's stuinmmt doubl;e gets on the train and k d breaks in but no bruxce until he turns and sees him coming from the foor o mean roof andhas him at gunpoint

he begings sodomizing him wiith a gun to the back of his headas kirk screams and vomits

jk really he ties him up and theres dino might in the train and the fire is reaching it

brucxe butt hammer shoots out a telegraph wire as they go by on a train andthe train enters a tunnle but not an anus as the hill toip zone screasms "i didn't consent" and the burning smoke makes em cough cuz its not from a faeg

in townmthe amputee slave or employee gets the type face ready and the train is comming in as this nerd eats fried chicken and seez trhe long flaming train

the 1800s fire guys go in abnnd the train slows at reacjhing the arewa as they hose it off like those blobs on the learning channel

bruce brings out k d and nerdlinger seez and uses the telegraph but it does jack sh-t and jack is j=rkin off on the floor to the sailor moon monsters

bruce brings in k d whgo's over his shoulder like a sack of used spurm and goes to a room in the blondes hotel

the people in town wionder what to do and wheres the posse and why pay taxes if they get f;d like this

1 thing goes wrong and they get rreaxy to go mad max

so blonde feeds kd but noit kraft dinner as hes tied up abnd bruice eats and they talk and blondde goes toi get pie

kirek getsd the keys but is tyaken back by bruce the bruce and e sees the fire was put out

bruce talks with k d about the apprioaCHING POSSE AND  they talk about what the bruce wants

the possereturns like batman or supoerman but good like batman and k d offers to give him a horse asnd a head start but sneak kicks him and fight but as he dont know shuus nanto sei ken from hokutoi no ken, is beat dowen

k d dont want his men to see him handcuffed andthe posse gets ready to take on the bruce who makes k d send the guard up unarmed

bruce wants hhis 40 000 $ but it was burned so  he gives him 10mmins to get the money or he'd waste the k d and k d sez to do it

the mernb loot the town for randsome which they couldn've asked fopr it to save the sgerrif or marshall and it wwould be ok as hes the town hero

b4 times up the gruad brring in 30 000 $and bruce sez they can have the money and get 6000 each

k d sez to return it but  bruce sez honest men stay honest when paid, and k d was gonna use him toi get to the senaTE

the men are unsure WHAT TO DO and 1 guy they jkacked firess at em so they return fire and end him

dumba55! you firtes on the cops!

the men go with the bruce aNDBLONDE GETS K D OUT and k d tells em to arrest bruce but they lerft with him like starsacream as bruce tells ejm not to like paascow in pet semetary

he vows to get em like begeta after he found out the hhohan took his fragon ball and sits down by a  banner welcoming him seeing its all f';d

gotta be k d

the end

that was pretty good

clever twist where the good guys go bad, kinda like with akira or berserk

good acting and writing and filming and the music works

its got good flow and dont drag and goes at a good poace and isnt  million things all at once

the bad guy kinda wins here  but unlike devil with m nighty shamelon, its not shown as a good guy win

this is a 70s film so they had more edge like in devilman or violence jack

the guys are smart and askilled and not loswerrs and theres nbot really a traditional good guy bad guy thing

itsd a twist on the western and larry cohen did it again, a well made idea done right

also star wars ripped it off with anakain and kylo going bad

for Posse 2 i want kirk douglas to get a new crew and go on a gee haad on the bruce for ruining his chances for senate and corrupting his men, he';s got a chick whos a female body builder and a tech guy who makes steampunk gadgets and they go around the wasteland and ruined towns to get the posse he trtained one by one in death matches to get to bruce to avange his mens honor. also its a 16 bit fighting game whwere ytou play as the tech guy in steampuunk mech armor, the female body builder or the kirk doug;leas AND TAKE ON THE POSSE ONE BY ONE, its on sega genesis, snes, tg16m atari jaguar and gba and theres also a free mode wuhere you play as any of the charcaters ansd they have devilved a bit tonto monstrous formes from eating people and the wendigo curse getting em

The Proud Rebel Review

 Note: I spell like a prouder

The Proud Rebel

This is my review on The Proud Rebel from the distrant fuiture year of 1958 (50 years befortre the global civil wwar in robotech)

its dirtected by, Michael Curtiz?! Oh niow its good! he did The Mad Genius\Doctor X\20,000 Years in Sing Sing\Captain Blood\The Walking Dead\The Adventures of Robin Hood\Santa Fe Trail\Yankee Doodle Dandy\Casablanca\Mildred Pierce\Life with Father\White Christmas\The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

it sttars Alan Ladd from Citizen Kane\My Favorite Brunette\Shane, Olivia de Havilland deion A Midsummer Night's Dream\Captain Blood\The Adventures of Robin Hood\Gone with the Wind\Santa Fe Trail\The Snake Pit\Hush...Hush, Sweet Charlotte\The Swarm, Dean Jagger from  The North Star\Dark City\The Robe\White Christmas\Bad Day at Black Rock\X the Unknown\The Twilight Zone, David Ladd from The Wild Geese, Cecil Kellaway from Wuthering Heights\The Postman Always Rings Twice\The Cockeyed Miracle\The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms\Hush...Hush, Sweet Charlotte froom On The Waterfront\Birdman of Alcatraz\Hang 'Em High, Harry Dean Stanton from Cool Hand Luke\The Godfather Part II\Alien\Wise Blood\Escape from New York\Christine\Red Dawn\Pretty in Pink\The Last Temptation of Christ\The Green Mile\Rango\The Avengers, Tom Pittman from Black Patch, Henry Hull from Marverl Comics with Bruce Banner/Peter Parkerr/Steven Strange/Maxi Mounds/Pandora Peaks/Lexxi Luxxxe/Minerva Mink I mean from da 30s Great Expectations and Jesse James, John Carradine from, Tol'able David\Murders in the Rue Morgue\The Invisible Man\da 30z The Black Cat\Bride of Frankenstein\Mary of Scotland\Captains Courageous\Kidnapped\Jesse James\StagecoachdA 30Z The Three Musketeers\The Grapes of Wrath\Bluebeard\House of Frankenstein\Captain Kidd\House of Dracula\The Ten Commandments\Around the World in 80 Days\The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn\The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance\Billy the Kid Versus DraculaMyra BreckinridgeThe Secret of NIMH, Percy Helton from Miracle on 34th Street\Cyrano de Bergerac\The Robe\da 50z A Star is Born\White Christmas\20,000 Leagues Under the Sea\The Music Man\Hush...Hush, Sweet Charlotte\Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid\Mister Ed\The Twilight Zone\The Beverly Hillbillies\Batman, Dan White from Gone with the Wind\The Grapes of Wrath\Beyond Tomorrow\The Phantom (1943, Serial)\The Yearling\Duel in the Sun\Red River\David and Bathsheba\The Red Badge of Courage\The Ten Commandments\Giant\The Rainmaker\Touch of Evil\Attack of the Giant Leeches\To Kill a Mockingbird\Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter\Twilight Zone\The Beverly Hillbillies, Mary Wickes from White Christmas\One Hundred and One Dalmatians\The Music Man\the 90s Little Women\disneys The Hunchback of Notre Dame\M*A*S*H\Father Dowling Mysteries\Highway to Heaven\Life With Louie, and a few guys i never saw in cr-0p or aint on back door soy boy betya male girly man wikipedias

i nevwer saw this b4 but i like michawel curtiz and some guyys in this

so samuel gowlding did it and we get creitts in color and widescreen  then see this farm in the fielweds and a guy and his son in nature

dad and son walk by a guy and ask where the dr is and the guy sez hes a nbortherner goijg south and main guy isn  a southerner going north

the war is over and they go to see the dr and his son cant talk and after a check up the dr sez theres nothing he can do medically but theres other things he can do and suggets an operation by a homie in rothchester

dr writes to the rothchester mayo dr and sez "theres othert ways to pay me" which makes me think of p0rn0 and b0ning

so theres a lot of sheep in the town and tyhis dog manages em cuz hes not a pig and main guy andf son go in a store and he sez no candy today you need food

kids wanna eat candy all the time, let em,. its who they are

then they get diabeetus

or you could be a good day and give kids what thjey need instead of what they think they want

so some guy are f--kin with his dog outside and he faces em and they hate him for his southern ness and thery get all b--chy for him accusing them of srtealing

the bad guy tries to get the son to tlel whos dog it is after accusing dad of stealing i and dad beats the black off him and a fight gets out

southern guy beats the h-ll outta those c-ck suckers and a guy nails him from behind and sonn goes tyo get help and finds olivia de vahilabnd from erroll flynn and giuves her a card satyun g his name is david froma tlanta and cant speak

b--chy guy is told off by his dad weho accuses the southerner of ppicking on his boys and of being drunk and saherfif takes him to jidge

bad guy dad teries to pcik up olivia and she dont consent and goes off andf something about his sheep taking up a lot of cr-p

in trial they accuzes him of lying about his dog beign stiolen and if he threw the 1st punch and he sez he did and gets 30 days or 30$ and hes not got 30$ and he aint got the money and is f'd

so olivia sez he can work off his fine for her and she'd pay it

so she's buying him to do farm work? like an indentured survant?

she sez shes dooing it for da boy and judge talk with her of it and worrys of main guy for being a souther and a drunk

she sez she aint got the 3-0$ not but can pay hert 10$ A MONTH WHEN THE CROP COMES IN AND f off caps lock and egt b0ned by a societ claifnias monkey

he wants her to be married and how her fam would not like her acts if they were alive

this is hate against southeners, we need more southern pride! confederate flags flying all over and people celebrating the glory of the South!

you dont want southerners eating their guns for not being represented and not fitting it!

so they go to her 200 achre farm and has a lot fo cr-p to do and wanted to put in a new barn

she shows ejm a room to live in and its disty i mean dusty and mom i mean son wants to knowe if this is his home

son goes out and main guy and olivia talk abouthim going tio jisesoea i mean minesota and staying to do his work

after a montage of them fixing up da farm and kid tends to a cow  or steer and olivia talks with main guy avbout him and his working and he wants to do as much as he can b4 he  leaves

after dinner and prayers, the bad guy and dad are moving their sheep and its f ing with the olivias fartm and she had fenced em off

1 guy busts the fence and the sheep f the crpopsd as olivia goes in

da dog sees em and oliviua gets a gun but main guy has another plan and riddes out on a horse with his son and ruings cans together and scares em off

this guy sees and wants to buy the dog cuz its a purebred sheepdog and main guy wont sell despite the guyt called mister batesoffering 200$

so later olivia reads kid a book for bbed time aand tallks with dad as son listens

wow, qwe're like an hour in, that felt like nothing

man and olivia talk of the past and how she didn't marry yet and when he was out in the war the yankees attacked his area and burned the home down and iced the mom and jr saw and it f'd him up

like bakura in yugioh with the village being chopped up and ritual sacrificed

so he was sent up north with other kids and main guy got him but he went mute like lynn in hokuto no ken

after more farm work  dr from b4 comes by and has a letter from the mayo dr and he's got a 50/50 chance to cure the guy i mean kid and he is going to soviet san fran sdodonm and they got only a bit to get that

they have to get 300$ to  travel and expenses but the treartement is free and main guy cabn't afford it and dr offers 50$ and goes off

as he leaves he sees tthe kid writing and 1 letter on the sign is backwards and i think its soviet

main guy tries selling his 200$ horse sand 100$ saddle but is offfered 75$ and says no

he almoist sends i mean sells da dog but dont and goes to a  bar thats rewally clean for the 1800s

bad guys dad gets him a drnk and tries seducing him t gewt olivia to sell the farm and he'd give him 500$ and offers him a job

main guy dont consent and bad dad implies hes gonna f him up

so dad comes i mean good dad comes home asnd didnt make the money asnd olivia sez she could get a loan on the farm but he sez no and wants to sell the dog

she sez no but in 10-200 years he'd have no dog and no voice and dad recalls his sons lasty words

she sez its a 50/550 chance to get him fixed and offers to ask the kid but dad sez "its not sons choice its mine"

she asks what if it fails?? wiull he wander for another dr? when will it end? and dad good guy sez when he speaks

olivia sez she'd paclk a good lunch for them and they can go tyomorrow and seemed bummed cuz shes gay for him

the bad sons come and throw fire at the barn and son is in there and has viet nam flasgbacks and goes to tell dad but dhe dont speak mute

olivia getsdad and they try to save the livestock to majke inbto burgers lsater as the barn birns and crubmles

a burnbing wood almost fall on dad and son cant talk and if not for ooilivia he'd have went to the shadow realm

son hugs the dog and has viet nam flasghbacks and its like those devolved peiople who have emotional support animals because they can't hamndle people calling them by their real names

so da barn is gone and olivia wants to give up and sell to the bad guys but main guy stays to fix da barn and lets son kkeep his dog whos gonna bite it in 5 years cuz dogs are cr-pmobiles that are outlived by tarantulas and 3rd world people

a taranntula can live over 30 years, a dog, like 16

so we getta montage of them living as a faM AND latter dad gets on a coach to go somewhere and are dressed fancy

olivia comes out and is dressed in a way thats fancy for the slavery days ansdis 90% covereds ezxcept her face and sez "my bonnet is ouytta ate and mama sez a woman w/o a bonnet is half dressed"

as i guess showing hair is like showing nips

but in many 3rd world counttries its againxtr the law for women to show hhair

some ecven let women drive a few years ago

so in another 80 years, they might be in the 1920s of human rights

so the good guys come to the store and kid gets chocolate instead of hard candy and storekeep offers a phhoptograph which was new for w/e year this was

they get photographed togetehr and some kids mock kid for being mute and wanna look in his mouth to see if he has a tongueand they poinch him to make him open his mouth

they holkd him down and he fights em off fighht cr-ppily and carry him off buwait they leave him as they go off in a cart and mokc his dasability

these kids are evil, this is why we got child mo les ters, send the kids to the bummmer room to be bummed

dad main guy tries to hekp his son and sees his sons disabilty is f ing him and dad agrees to sell the dog to the mister bates but wilkl get paid now but givbe him the dog tomorrow

dad goes home and offers to have olivia take the kid to minesora minetrone and he;'d do the farm work as hes a man and men havbbe it roughter vbut get to be stronger smaeter sand faster and tougher than women as an exchancge

later dad sends son off but son wants the dog and dont wanna go w/o him and dr gives him candy

dad explains we gotta do thingd we dont wanna and sends em but the dog is spazzing out and tries to go with himbut dad takjes it off

dad didnt get to tell son smething and the coach leaves

dad sellls the dog to the mister bates and the fog gets all ret-rded and whiny, man that thing looks devolved!

so jr gets looked at by the dr and gets operated on the next day but seeing a kid with a puppy made him spazz out

then a montage of good dad worlijg on the farma nd dr gibelts brings a letter saying the operation had no problems and looks good

so the kid returndsa and its rainign and kid is glad to see dad and can talk a bit

he looks for his dog but cant find him and dad dont tell him

they go back home later and he looks for dog anfd dont find him and dad tells him he sold the dog for him

kid is so destroyed by this he takes dads pistopl and put it hin his neck and says "i wont ta;lk again" and blows it out

really he spazzes out and runs as dad said "i had to" and goes out aND CRUIES

whhat if instead of selling the dog, if he ritual sacrificed the dog to offer to some pagan god to heal his son?

so later main guy goes to see mister bates and finds the dog f'd out and wouldnt work and sold him to i think the main bad guys and wont work for him either

then the bad guys have the dog and are dragging it by a noose and i gotta say, interesting thing as the guys wanted the dog before and now got it

so maker i mean later main guy wants to take out the guys who have the dog legal and gets his gun to end it but olivia tells him theres a better way like he did to her

things sure come full sircile i mean circle

dad rides on and son still is mad at him for selling the dog and dad sez sorry and now hes gonna get the dog back as the kid trties to talk like some kind of snarf from thundercats

so dad rides out and the bad sons see him comming and tells dad and now i only noticve hes got 1 arm and its not his left

lweft arm offering the magic card in yugioh

like unchainerd abomination and mummifioed in barbed wire

jk the last one is a cannibal corpe song

so ba dad sends his bad sons out and good dad arrived and comes in and bad dad is friendly and main guy wants the dog back

bad dad torments main guy saying he;'s b0ning the olivia like errol flynn in those movies and keeps trying to bring up the farm olivia is on

bad dad sez take the fog in the tool shed and gtfo but main guy, named chandler like the guy in friends is suspect of it

so no one toold you life was gon na be this way

ba rock hu sein is back and he killed j f k

he goes out and hears the dog spazzing otu and its licking him with the tongue that was on its anus and hears the bad sons getiong aorundf out back and ready top j fk him

the kid runs over and watches from ebhind a fence and the dog senses his ki and spazzes outy

dad lets dog out and kid gets it and they hug and main gjhy stseps otu and retuns and they open fire

he makes it to son somehow and they fire at em and miss and kid sees a guy coming  around and eventually tells dad to look out and he instinctiblyy rwacts and takes out the sneaker

bad dad sees his son went to h-ll and goes after main guy to send him therte too but main guy sez "dont come" and bad dad ignores so main guy puts 1 in the torso

the 3rd guy whos the other brother/son is gonna cap him but cant and main guy walks off l;eaving him to his fam's boduies to eat or b0ne or w/e they do in there

main guy and son return and kid talk autisticly to olivia and they get to bve a family after taking out 2 other guys and jyuuing a guy outta 300 bones for a dog

the end

that was actually really good

i ,iked it and it has good flow and dont drag

it dont feel like 2.5 hours and had good feels and style

zurtiz works well and he made one moire hit with this

its got heart and a good ending and has good acting esp that kid

he had little experience compared to the guys working for decaders and played a disabled guy and did a good job with it

having to act without words is actually back in the silent era before this kid was around and he pulled it off well

its sorta liek the 1st x men movie with a slow burn and some releae instead of non stop action but it works better than the new star wars films that is endless cg and everything happening at once

its a good film and is made well and i dont think they even had any swearing or lust

clean and whioleson like the 50s instead of like grease with teens b0ning

For The Proud Rebel 2 i want the kid to have grown up and have ingherited the fgarm and has a dauhgter whos a bada55 with a gun like lillian gish and the son who survivbed the 1st movie from the bad guys sheep farmer side  has a son and theres a rift between em but the kids fall in love and deal with their parewnts clashing. also its an 8 bit stealth game on nes, gameboy, sega master syustem, game gear, tg16, atari 1700 i mean 7800 and lynx and you play as the duahgter to znearks from 1 farm to the mnbext to see the bf.

The Ghoul Review

note; i spell undreaM i mean undead

The choul

this is my review on The Ghoul from the distant future year (To Erich Von Stroheim) of 1975 (30 years before Transformers The Movie happened)

its directed by Fred Fuchs I mean Freddie Francis who did The Evil of Frankenstein/Dracula Has Risen from the Grave\F--KIN TROG!!!!! AND THats all i saw  him ddo

it stars Peter Cushing who had big feet and probaably big parts, from The Curse of Frankenstein\hammer Dracula\The Revenge of Frankenstein\the hammer films The Mummy\The Evil of Frankenstein\Dracula A.D. 1972\The Satanic Rites of Dracula\Star Wars ep 004\and NOT star wars Rogue One, John Hurt rom A Man for All Seasons\Midnight Express(ohhhhhhh billy!)\the 70s pr 80s or w/e Watership Down\the 70s animated The Lord of the Rings\Alien\The Elephant Man\History of the World, Part I\The Plague Dogs\Nineteen Eighty-Four\Spaceballs\Frankenstein Unbound(that ones good)\Rob Roy\Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone\H-llboy\V for Vendetta\Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull\Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 1\2011 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 2\the 00s carttoon of Watership Down, Alexandra Bastedo from Batman Begins, Gwen Watford from the 60s Cleopatra (Who despite whAAT SOVIET netflix says, was NOT black, but macedonian or w/e), Stewart Bevan from nothing I ever saw, Veronica Carlson from Dracula Has Risen from the Grave\Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed\The Horror of Frankenstein, Ian McCulloch from nothing i saw, John D. Collins from Dracula Has Risen from the Grave, Don Henderson from Star Wars ep 0004/Red Dwarf which i never saw but my homie is confederate Utah likes and some guy not  on candy a55 beta male gilry man wikip[pedia

i nbever saw trhis but its by the brits who have outlived their usefulness once Ameerica came in

so aafter credits to a red curtain and dramatic music for a wehiler, we get tghis gravben idol then tthe definition of Ghoul

this b,onde walks aroiund with a candle as whispering goes on and gradually goes upstairs and goes in a rooom as a guy habnngs himself and drools spurm but isnt dead

wait there he goes and wait its a prank and they are playing a game where if she screamned she'd lose like the electric chair roller coaster in yugioh saeason zero manga

the people go backl to the party abnd dance like people think White people do but not the GOOD Whites from Easternb Eutrope

so some guy goes outside and chats with da blonde who wants to sit in siome beachg or pool or something and drove an ajmbulance in the war and was 15 but faked being 18

wouldn't that make her 45?

so shes gonna drive andhes comming and a guy comes out and they say they gon drive over 200 miles abnd the other guy says his red car is better

blonde tells the 1st guy jeffery like the right honorable jeffery ahmer who  overcame both sodomy and murder and canbnibalism with The Good Book, and tells him to race the otrher guy 200 miles

sges called daphne like the bimbo  from dbz's actress and the red car guy is named billy OHHHHH BILLLLLLLY! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU BILLY!? THETY TURNED YOU BILLY! THEY Crammed a banada in your back door bnilly!

so back door billy announces his race rto lands end and the 1st to swim in the atlantic wins and daphne goes with billy and some dame goes with jeffery as witnesses

jeffery is unsure and turns his crank but on the car not his b0ner

wjast year is this?

so both cars start and daphne drives desapite her disability odf bewuiing a dame and theryt go off

other chick is billys sistr and maybe gf, yoou know how the brits are with their inbreeding

billuy reads a map and it blows out the window that is the open roofless car

daphne looks back to see the north star and drives cr-ppy and sister is cold so jeffery sez to gewt in by the engine

at the wide a55 of te roaad, jeffery tries rtoi overtake em but daphne blocks embut jeffdery gets beside herand advances bneyond

daphne is told to keep the needle outta the red at sapeeding and sister wants to get out ssdo jeffery hunter stops as daphne b--ches out about winning and goes ahead

daphne's god on of rage

she gets into fog and goes fast as billy sez not to but in a sissy way like brits do as the women are the manly ones there like the candy a55 french

they run outta gas i think and billy has no extra and daphne makes him go get more but he screamms and runs back and fimnds a big cliff by where they almost wqent

he/her goes off  iin this foggy a55 place and its a pinewoood backlot andf this guy coomes by daphgne and leaves asfter feeling her coat or something

she thinks billy did it and wakes up and writes on trhe winddshield in lipsticjk

the guy from alien who the d0ng burst outta is watching and not j-rkin off for some reason anbd she goes to find billy in this power rangers swamp

she finds some shadowey guy who wants to  help her and  sez therwes bno garage aroubd and its alien 1 guy

she runs tyo this gate and alien 1 tells hewr the house is empty but hes creepy so she runs and he naILS HER IN DA SKULL WUITH A ROCK

MUST BE IRISH

F CAPS LOCK WAS ON, GO SUCK A  DEAD BRITS AIDS D0NG YOU SPIURM JUNKIE

shge wakes up in a cr-ppy a55 room and sees alienn 1 looking at weer beind a cage cuz hes devolved or something and sez he had to stop her and won't te;ll her wqhos up there and throws her on the bed

she stands up to him and he slugss her like an irish and she knees him in the man parts and runs

the gate is chained and she runs as he follows aBND RUNS INRTIO THE GUY FROM STAR WARS 4 AND SEZ "HE ATTACKED ME"

THERES NO ONE THERE AND SHE'S BRROUYGHT IN AND sez her name is daphne wells hunter

the grandmother of Rixck  Hunter from Robotech?!

so her copilot is missing and car ran outta gas and he has none and star wars offers her tea cuz they are too dvolved in sovviet england for pop

star wars gets her a roiom and hhas his maid or slave or w/.e gewt readsy and the fog can laast for days

he adds logs to the fire andshe notices a photo of his wife and sez shes beautifui;l aand he sez shes dead

the maid was his sons  nure and she sesz his son migt be handsome if grown up and he sez he dont see his son

maiid has alien 1 in the kitchen and sends him out and brings in foods and apgne likes violins that star wars makes aabnd he plays 1

she falls asleep abd ghe looks at her creepy

she wakes up with his b0ner in her mouth and screams which makes him blast goo in and it goes out her nose

jk rewally he keeps plasying and she wakes up and ses he plays good

shes tol she slept 3 houers and that billy went to get petrol 3 hours ago and star wars sez he'd be  ok cuz the marsghes are foggy here anbsd shes ok weioth it

styar wars leaves and she chex out his fam pix and saees a reoom with a gold cross  but maid sends him out i mean her

she spaszzxes pout in gaijin talk and star wars sez its God's Sanctuary and tghat the maid is out of touch with the 20th century and is from soviet india where someone is raeped every 24 mins

star wars sent alien 1 oout and her found builly at the car and sleepingg and closed the door on his coat and rolled it off a clisff and he's tpoo dumba55 to take it off like tristin/honda in yugioh season zero manga and goes ovewr and bites it

we getta wipe but not on the a55 but to change scenwes ansd alien 1 gets smokes or something from the car

main the gaijin brings in alien 1 who sez there wasthe  motorcar but hes not there andbrought in a notesaying "gone home"

star wars is called mr lawrence like the spongebob guy and t e lawrence who got b0ned by gaijin and alien 1 talks with gaijin about how her prayers brought over the daphne

alien mentions a cow and she sez not to say that cuz she worships cows and he makes a cow sound so she throws a knife at him

what a sane logical highly evolved human

NOT

star wars shows daphne his photyoes in a vieewfinder of his time in soviet indsia and the rajaS  son of 1 of his 3 wives devolved his am and his wife suicided

she looks at his photoes and seez hes a cletrgyman but not Catholic as he has a wife and son and he sez hes not anymore cuz of the gaijin doing rituals to their gaijin gods and 1 guy burned out his eyes for em

the raja jr got his woman into vile  obscene things and he gets emotional

she sez the fog lft but he sez she cant go cusz it can com,e back, also the maid belongs to a cult that dont touch meat

i b0ne my meat

jamming my footlong into a meatload

not a dead cow, that would be onbwscene

but meat loaf is cooked and spiced

so daphne goes up to have a baTYH AND maid wants to bathe her cuzz shes a deviant and daphne sends her out and puts a chaiir by the door and undresses

as she takes off her undies we see shes got man parts and they are long  and uncut in skiun

jk really it dont show her nips or d0ng andshe baTHES IN A CHAIR THING

THE MUSIC HAS THE SWAn lake or dracula thing and hgsaijin looks at nives lined up

after her bath she  the blonde daphne comes dow and her hair is a bit like dana from robotech and she has nude baths  like dana from rtobotech and shes a fightr like ana from robotech

she looks in on star wars praying and he hears her ands sez its ok andsez she heard the muisic

he sez he prayed for faith to return and later listemns to a record but after dinner sees blonde is tired and gets her to her room  instead of leaving

she goes into bed with blothes on and gaijin puts nets on the bedto keep da bugs out  and has a beadfs thing and leaves

star wars plays violin as gaijin prays to her graven idol of a pagan god and later turns a key in her door and sits outside and chanting as alien 1 sits outside

this  devolvedguy comesdown the stairs asnd in her room with sa knie and cuts  the nets as she spazzes out abnd ui think chops he a bunch then leaves

aliewn 1 f's with a stove and has her body in a cloth and gaijin sez he can leave

gaijin cuts u0p her body while speaking gaijinese and alien 1` watches but dont j-rk off his long xenomorph db0ner

so  she woont eat animals but will eat people? is this PETA?

alien 1 goes to his shed and gaijin puts a bown ofd woman chowder in this door and ohg it was the devolved guys door she unlocked and he gets it and brings it in

edwards i mean lawrence is upset and prays and gaijin puts the blondes cloths in the oveen and cleans the room

in civilizationb the fam of back door bioilly finds him inb the cops vody shop and identifies him

only 1 body was found but no girl ands the area wasdn't searched and this bycicle cop brings ek there at the cliff and sez the area is 1 marashgland

it was used by the army as a training area but they lost too many men and dont wanna search as the locals dont wanna

the cops wont help and its brittisah and they dont got guns which negates the whole point of calling the cops

stop criminal! in the naME OF THE LAW!~

i dont obey the law!

well, i've done all i can do, carry on sir!

so jefferty hunter leavbes billy sister/lover in the car and looks around and alien 1 sees him

sisyer calls to him saying shes hungry and i hope she dont eat da blonde chuncks and blows the hornb to bring him back b4 going herse;lf by drivcing or trung to cuz shes a chick

alien 12 sp[azzes oit  in he road and she rams into somethng and he brings her to the shed

she wakes up and sees a fetter i mean ferret and alien 1 sez she hit her head asbdd he helped her

she sez her brorther bit it in a motorcar accident

are there non motor cars?

aliuen 1 sez ur not going anywherew andlatyer jefferyt von bargenn wait thats daniel from sseinfeld, sees the car busted

ALIEN 1 sez hes gonna  keeo her there as long as he wants abnd her buddyu dont now  sgwas there

jeffery goes in da gate as alien 1 sharpens a blade

i only knew john huert from nice guy roles buty here hes kind of a bad guy and does well in it

jeffery comes in the house aned looks around even though hes a stranger and tresspasser

if curshing caps him, its legal

well, in America anyway, not sure about back doort england

gaiojin spazzes out and screams at him and star wrs asks what hes doing in the house

after telling his stoery offscreen he is offered a drink and finds a button from her coat

lawtewnce sez she was drove badly by the guy aand went on a bus to london

holes in strory

objectioonm

there is a contradiction

sister named angela likwe anaconda  but not the hermaphrodiote xx star sez she has money but aliens 0 sez he looked whgen she was ouit

mr lawewerence sez angela went home ion a bus and he leeaves and angela tries to call for jefery after throwing clithes in alien 1s face but he styops her

alien 1 beats him i mean her and alien 1 tells lawretrence that he told her whats going on and they cant let her go and star wars lawrtence gets p-ssed at her i meanb him

theres no onew who knows shes here and star wwars sez shes not to be hurt andf wheh alien goes in theshed she throws cr-p at himbut she i mean he grapples her

this wads intense for the 60sa

wait its the 70sa, we had last house on the  left by then

so jeffet tries the car and alien 1 shows angela no anaconda the smokes he got from her bros body and takes er necklace

jeffery comes to get allien 1 whos called tom ;ike tom green and tom six and tommy wiseau toget his car outta da ditch

jeffery can see tom was in the setrvice andgoes with him when telling star wars was mernmtyioned

after getting the car out, he asks alien 1 the tom if he helped a blonde get a bus but after denying it was told star wars saiod he did and he spazzes oput and runs

in da marsh jeffery is srtucxk in the muckl andtom sez hes gonna sibk but wghewn running, is called private and his 8nstinmcts kick in and he falls in the cr-p

he sinks and jeffery tells him how to get out and to stay satill so he dont sickl

after being guided over by jeffery, jeffey grills him on what happenbed andv howhe tried to save da blonde and theres a man eating monster in the upper room

gaijin  unlpocks the dor and jeffery asks star warts if theres a man eater i there and is told tom isa nuts and ddessertyed the force insatead of fighting

also he didnt brimng ddaphne to the bus and she was independant and strong ike dana in robotecjh

they hear gaijin praying to her god andhe  tells her off for pagan god worship but jeffery seez daphnes beads and goes up

star wars sez the gjhoul is his son who the wife made him swear not to end him

jeffery goes up and seez sometjhibg and comes out weith the blasde in his head and falls over

gaIJIN GOES UP AND BRINGS THE JEFFERY TO THE ROOM TO CHOP UYP AND TOM the 1 aliewn opebns the door for angelas room ands gores in

he tells her jeffery getting iced and now hes gonna have her

she tries to resist but tom alien 1  sez she better be nice to  him but she beats him out with a jar and the ghoul whos a hairlress devolvef guy comes in and shanks up tom

she screams andhe comes for her and star wars caps his junkie son who sez "father help me" in a kid voice and he  puts another bullet in him

angela runs out screaming and star wars eats his gun,  leaving gaiijin  to own the home and eat the dead

the end

that was good 70s brit horror

kind of a daerrkj ending but europeans like that

like how in the siulent era the europeansd got the sad ending and Americans got the Happy one

or movies from europe like the 120  days of sodom, the human centipede and a serbian film

its a decent slasher kinda movie and is a bit like The Shining with oty a big body count and a house of evil good people are stuck at and theres a dark secret

low body count but for the 70s it was a lot

only years prior it was the hayes code with no swearing or drugs or race mixing

like youtube under susan mcpolishname

While many Poles are good people who are eccentric and nice, like tommy wiseau or niucholas cage, some choose to be ervil, like john wayne gacy or susan mcpolishname

weirds how youtube is afraid of "edgy" content while netflix makes gay xxx

but back  to this filme, in the 70s they were more open to endings where everyone died

by the 90s we had happy endings, 80s too wewith the dark crystal and the sseecret of hihm and cujo

anime had endings where everyone gpot it like violence jack oAV 1 OR m d geist or urotsukidoji

its got a good build up annd i think is in the 20s according to youtube and not the 70s like i thought at 12st

its only like 90 mins and id colored and i think, yeagh its proper fullscreen

glad i saw this, it holds up and has that hammer style even though i'm not sure hammer made it

For The Ghoul 2 I want the gaijin maid to have used her pagan gods magic to revive the master and the tom and the son as her slaves and send them out on missions to take out the brits as she hates em for what they did to her homeland, but also to make england into new india, also  the anglea girl fightrs to survive in the wilderness and eats briyttish cryptids to sufrvive and turns bada55 and weaprs a bikini of their skin, and it ends with the gaijin ready to launch her invasion from the slaves getting her bodies to use and the angela beating this big a55 brit sasquatch to master her bada55ness, then in The Ghoul 3  the gaijin has taken over england and the resistance is fightying her zombie slaves and is  lead  by the angela weho uises a holy spear from a museum that dispells her black magic and returns the gjouls to dead and they blow apart into blood and chunks, alsothe gaijin forces are beat back and the gaijin summons her gaijin god to take out the Europe and the anglea has an epic battle against this giant daemon jumping around and busting its soul jewels to  beat it with the spear, also they are 16 bit games on sega genesis, snes, tg16, atari jagyar and gba with 2 being a metroid vania game with you finding this spear in this temple in the marshes and fighting brit cryptids, and 3 being a beat em up with you taking on the enemy zombies.

Pompeii Review

 Note: i spell good but not as not good as this films accuracy hitorical

Pompei

Thisa is nmy review on Pompei from the distant future year of 2014(The year of malcontent uprisings in Robotech)

Its directal by Paul W. S. Anderson who did Mortal Kopmbat 1, Event Horizon, Resident evil 1, Alien Vs Predator 1, Resident Evil 4, Resident Evil 5 and Resident evil 06

it stars Kit Harington from Silent hill revalation, Emily Browning from Ghost Ship and Darkness Falls, Kiefer Sutherland froom Stabnd By Me and Flatliners(Or was thaT KEVIN BACON?)(waitm, its him), Carrie-Anne Moss from Fido anmd Memento, Jared Harris from The last of the mohicans, natural born illers, the 90s lost in space, Mr Deeds, Igby goes down, Resident evil 2, benjamin button, The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones and 1 ep of SVU, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje from Congo, Ace Ventura 2, The Bourne Identity and Get Rich or Die Tryin', Jessica Lucas from She's The Man, the 2010s Evil Dead and Gotham, Currie Graham fro Hitchcock, Sasha Roiz from The Day After Tomorrow and Land ofd the Dead, Dalmar Abuzeid ffrom f--kin degrassi next gen and the f'd up, depressing, dark, feminist, reviusionist anne of green gables thing anne with an e, Emmanuel Kabongo from Flashpoint and Star Trek: Discovery, and a buncha 80s and 90s born homies i never heard of

i never saw this b4 but herd it was cr-p

So after too many logos we get credits and cg of people sealed in volvanic dust wiuth text saying people thought the gods left em

then tioitle then north breittania AND SOME IKID waking up as the celts attack his village

weren't they irish? those guys are kinda surplus to requyuiremewnts

so the kid standfs there spazzing out as his mom tries to save him but gets iced and kiefer sutherlannd, the descendant of the eugenist who made canada have "free" health care, has the rebelling celts executed

so the kid survives in the pile  bodies like with guts in berserk being pooped outta a corpse in a tree and theres upsiodedown corpses hanging in a tree

11 name in the credits; jon brown, like the malcontent in the 12800s

so kid is cauught and enslaved by the romans or greeks or w/e, i dont care its the same thging

then in the capital of brittania  the regent sez he thinks the place s-cked and ceaesr saw so,mething he didnt

this gladiator celt wjops a manl;y dude for the 000s but in the 80s would be a girly man iss a cekllt who easily waSTES A DUDE

so hes sent to pompeii past gaul with Asterix and Obelix and theres sime muscle slave body builders

this caret with a rich guy f--ks out when the horse gets f'd and celt slave tends  to it and snaps  its neck with a light turn to put it to sleep like a sadd canadian

princess or w/e sez it was the kindest thing to do and thankas celt slae anndhe slaves lidt the cart outta the hole in the eartths a55

princess's friend sez shes into slave and sghe likes his strenght and  not just muscvles

al;so musclke slaves being stronger than humanns is like exo squadd

so princess comes back to soviert pompeii and was sick of candy a55 rimeand brought a load of cr-l; with her

man we're like 15 mins in, that felt like nothing

so the slaves are put in their bin and princess looks at her milky white horse like ben hurr 

on the slave area is a big black guy and the pelace looks like a prison and main slave is asked what his name is cuz he iced a guys brother

a fight breaks out and he's head is poutr under water until be breaks out and kicks a55

regent guy sez they are toi care for the slaves as if they break they cant make money off em and sees 1 can be fixed witrh a f;d handf

slave master whoi i think is a frenchi and thus less evolved than real people, is p-ssed at main guy for fighting and black uy won 2 wine rations for a bet on the fight

out by the mountain, this aftrican isd on horsebacka ND THE FGFOREUND f--ks out and i think it eats him

after flashbacks of the celt village geing f;d, slave wa=kes up, as dreams are recording o the past, not new memories or vidions in herem

black guy is his cellmate and sez if he was gonna ice main guy' he';;d hhave done it by now

main guy dont wanna tell his name as they are gonna kill each other at some pojt and the n in this colloseum the slaves train

black guy puts on a leather strap on his arm like its hokuto nom ken and he is told he's decrodiong but he sez hes a free man if he wins tomorrow by roman klaw

is that a jamacian acxcent hes got? didnt think thjeuy had thast in the 000s

he faces main guy and i think they use wood swords and after being beat down 2x, main guy takes his wood

as they roll on the ground, the borther of the guy main guy iced tries to shank him but black guy kicks him away and saves main guy as he wants to be the one to end him like vegeta in dbz

so later ppeincesses rents and 1 is a senator  and his wife is trinity frtom the matrix meets kifer who seems a bit brittish despite being greek or roman or portuguese or w/e

so princess dad wants to have a new aquaduct and theres somnething about a new emnperor

preincess whines about dad letting a roman senbator in there and she dont like emperor titus  and romans and trinity wonders what happensed to her in roime bu she dont sasy

i assume some tries to greek her a55 with a b0ning

white horse comers back and her african sdidnt make it and they wonder where he was

also his name was felix and like the cat but the cat is black and thats racist

so in the cells main guy talks with black guy about how 1 more fight and hes free and main guy dont trust the gov cuz they do evil but blakc guy does

slave is told his flaws in his fighting styuyle and he tells black guy what he saw in his fighting styule flaws

your kung fu is from the old school

so the blakcv guy and main slave are broguth out and he sees thiss roman guy who i think iced his mom 15 years ago or w/e

regent who i think ius guys the i mean just the slave owner shows them to these chicks who wanna b0ne em

prtincess dad talks with keefer about the plan to upgrade the city and agree as keefer thinks its a good investment and they do the romnan handshake

keefer sez they sign cr-p after the games  and has interest in his daughter

princess and her homie see main guy and dad brings dauhgter to see keefer

isnt he like 40 years oldfer than her? also; shouldnt he be intoi young guys?

keefer is allone with her and sez in rome he thoughty they had an understanding and wants her to return to rome as his woman

she dont consent and gets out b4 he goes weins=trein on her

so theres a tremor and the horses spazz out cuz they can sense the ki of ther earth as it trembles and rewsonates and this cup of coffee sjhakes like jurassic park

princess has main guy hanfl;e her horse, and if this was makde later, it would be about him and the horse as a couple cuz they're greek or w/e

he uses his ki or w/e to calm the horsen and conneccts to it like in avatar withought plugging his hair tentacle b0ner into it

the slave guy sez its not ssafe to go in btu she goes in anywary andf sees him risding it

he sez he asked the horse and i guess hes tarzan now and his people were horesemen who were slayed by the romans

she sez shes not roman but a pompeii citizen and not part of them and dont like romes eagle like in germany or america or w/e

he sez his dad would have killed em all which is a very civilized way to do things

she sez if they catch him there the;'yd punicsh him and this guy asks if everythings ok

she climbs on the horse wiuth him and holds his waist and bolts out as a fire thing falls and starts a fire

they go up the mound and its sun coming up soon and the sky is black

wait thats moon light and she sez to tell the guys ity was her idea to come out here and almost kiss

but the gods dont want this and the groudn rumbles and she wants to eb lesft there and he can go awol

he sez he's tell the guards he was brought there her i mean brought hert there by force and they go back but hes arrested

she sez she made him do it and keefer asdks her iwhat she'd do to spare him and she sez shers be greratful like the dead

slave recongizes keefer and keefer has slave whipped 15 x as the people watch and in the real version j=rlked off to it ciz theur euitotrash

the roman who iced slaves mom sez main slave gfights and dies 1st nd princess fgeels bad for getting him the whipo but he didnt make a sound

her homie sez its not her fault but poreeiuncess sez keefer was gonna b0ne her but she left b4 he could

holy weinstein batman

trgheres nothing holy about it olde chime

so in the cell the black guy waters the slaves back to grow new whips and the earth trembles for a bit

black guy sez its da godz and they got a plan and main guy sez he saw the man who iced his fam and the gods spared him for a reason

black guy sez the rtomans took his fam 20 years ago and the god will bring them to him again

main guy sez his name is milo or w/e and black guy sez its artecus or atticus

man, we're an hour in with adds, that didn feel like mich

slavce regent talks with a slave manager to have atticus black guy fight and die instead of being freed and slave manager sends black guy and main slave gfo up

in the good seats, keefer is drinking winfe i mean wine cuz hes ruirtopean and princess sits by him

slave regent sez this seems cr-ppy and its not safe and the guy he talks to sez he'd assume the liability

btw they talk pretty brittish in here, i keep expecting em to go clockweork orange or oliver

so the games begin with saying that keefer beat da celts and he gives thatnsk to his gods and starts it

so main guy and black guy are chained to rocks with others and fight a  buncha romans in armor and shields

main guy sees a different black guy getting it and goers violence jack on em

the balck guy and other chop dowen the pillar they were chained to and it crushes some guys and main slave uses his chain to clothes line guys while riding a horse which dont knock him off until the romans grab and pull it

after a quick fight where he takes out the guy who wanted to end him for ending his brother, main guy gets thsi eagle pile and breaks it then throws the rod at keefer who's minion who iced slave mom counters with a sword slice

keefer summons his snipers and the people chant live but b4 he gives the thuimb, princess gives thumbs up(which actuallyy means end em but the wqriters dont care about historical accuracyy) 

keefer b--cxhes at her anbd sez he's gonna break her and hmake her his property and keefer has her sent off to the villa

then keefer sez the slave is the pompeii champion who will fight the roman one and the slave regent is carried outta town by his slaves on a cart with handles like a 4 man wheelless rickshaw

princess is sent to this room and locked in and guy who iced main guys fam faces slave

after main guys sword and shiled cr=-p out and lkiller has him at knife pojnt, he gets himanothe rtsowrn but its full and gives em a good show

they fight and this is like WWF in the Bibler Days and the earth shakes and keefer sez to end main guy now but the mountain bursts with black smnoke

so the staduuim crumbles anbd main guy and killer get in the slave cells where main guy pulls a level and opens all the cages, as they totally had that in the frteekin greco roman times!

killer gets away and locks the slaves in and the other guy gets beat or bn0ned dead by  slaves

princess mom trinity ses to her man to ice keefer and he treiews but keefer gets up and outmuscles him and shanks him then leaves em to die as terinity is mortally wounded again

keefer gos to tyhe harbor and slave regent gets to the harbor and pays his way on and this is really ripping off titanic

so main guy and black guy see the sky blacken ovbetr with dust like its f--kin hiroshima and he finds trinity biting it and telling him to save the princess in the villa b4 biting it

so then fireballs coem from the mountain and its like armegeddon with bruce wiullis and maIN GUY AND BLACK GUY Asay the';;ll meet AT THE HARBOR AND HE GOES TO SAVER THE RPIUCNESS

princess homie trues to dave her but the  house starts cr-pping out and caves in

main guy gets there and sees her out and carrys her offand give her water and shes glad he came back for hert

she drinks what is probably filled with volcanis dust water and half ther area sinks into the water and takes the homie with it

dont worry, shes gonan be ok, the curresnt took her to a hiospotial plasnet

keanu or keefer or w/e sees the crowd is too much to get through so eh chops hsi way through em

slave regent's boat egts nailed by a metero or w/e and it seems this is the end for cybertron

theres a big shockwave and ther boats turn over and i think the water lewaves and trap emthen theres a tidal wewave

blakc guy runs as i guess he cant swim and this girl falls and is too devolved to stand up and blakc guy saves her

a boat goes down the city street and the water rushes in and gets stopoped by an overpass or w/e and the balck guy and the ret-rded girl escape

then rocks start falling and taking people out and main guy and princess hide in a stone housen  as she thinks its the end of tyhe world and wonders why the gods let it happen

havre you rread of the gods?! the greeko roman ones went off turning into variuous tjhings and b0ningf humans and animals!

they cursed people for small things and destroyed nations!

they dont care about you! they're godds! they arte as far beyond us as wre are paast bugs!

thery meet up with blakc guy and see the harbor is f'd and its too far to go on foot and they go to the arena to get hroses

she sees her rewnts busted place and black guy goes to get the horses and she goes toi her rents bodies

she says "i wish, we could have maed lopve, just once" and takes a bite outta each

jk really someone comes behind her and in the slkkave pit the blacvk guy grabs main guy and warns em of rtomans everywhere

they sneak around like metal gear and keefer chains chick to this thing to go to rome

but main guy and blakc guy comne sout and keefer offers 1000 denari to the man who end him, even though its tyhe f--kin apocalypse and money is useless

main guy and blakc guy easily slice through the roman soldfiers like X and Zero in Mega Man and black guy goes to face the killer as main guy goes to sqvr the princess

this feels like a c-clk sucking video game

so keefer rides out in a 4 black horse chariot like f--kin ben hurr and blakc guy swordfight killer

main guy chaes 4 horse powreetr wiht princess 1 white horse poert and princess pulls off some wood from the chariot

killer shanks blakc guy and blakc guy brweaks the blade off in him and overpowers him to take killer with him to h e double england with a neck shot

i knew the blakc guy would sacrifice himself to save the white virgin couple, juyst like jason X

so keefer hits princess and spazzes otu and crashes and falls out and maiun guy gets there and swoirdfights

they fight and keerfer is like 40 years oldffer than main guy ceuz he was a high rank roman when main guy milos secret castle was a kid and main guy shanks his arm as a metero hits near em

keefer goes to princess and main guy jumps liek 30 feet andf fighhts until he has keefer handfcuffed to the wall to die

keerfer b--ches and main guy sez his gods are comming for keefer and leaves hjim to die

then the fire from the volcano goes over em and kills keefer by muffifying him in volcvcanic duist which is worse than just shanking him and ending him cuz it takes a bit to fully die from it

the blakc guy sez some speech about dying a free man and dies the same way that keefer did even though hes a good guy

the white virgin couple sees the horse cant carry em both cuz its a cr-pmobile and they let it run free and smooch as the fire dust consumes them

and then we see the cgi statues of them mummifued and solidified in volcano cr-p and credits

everybody dies

the end

that was actually not too bad

its a disaster film and love story kinda like that Osamu Tezuka Buddha story or Phoenix or w/e

its giot a bit of that Go Nagai thing where everyone dies hoirrible

the effects were kinda obvious but worked

not really any swearing i recall, only some violence in gladiator style

i thought it was prpetty good, not the best thing ever like transfortmers the movie or bierth of a nation or sunrise, but it holds up

the acting weas good but the brittish accents in greek times? not sure thats canon

weasn't this on the history channel? i mean at least this actually happened! unlike 2001 and 2012

It goes by at a good pace and doesn't drag but has good flow

For Pompeii 21 I mean 2 I want the cousin of the main chuick from the 1st mvoie findign out and going on an adventure to mt olympus to ask the gods why they did this, also she fights vartious greek yokai along the way and gets a magic armnor to porotect her and after completing the godsd tests, they revive her cousin and slave friend and the black guy, also its an 8 bit plat form game on nes, game boy, sega master syustem and gamne hgear, tg16, atari 78000 and lynx where you play as her and its like castlevania but greek.

Kama Sutra Review

 Note; i spell better than those telemarketer duct cleaning gaijin talk

Kama Sutra 

This is my review on Kama Sutra (Or: Kama Sutra: The Ultimate S=x Adventure) from the distant future year (to blanche sweet) of 1992 (20 years befoire the 1st Robotech War)

Its baweed on a manga by Go Nagai I never read but is said to be a p0rn0e 

After years of fanservice, nude scenes and chicks being f'd, he finally made an actual H anime.

At least he didn't go full Masami Obari like with Angel Blade and Viper GTS

Actually, I think Ohbari got it from HIM!! All these things of hermaphrodiyes b0ning!

Its direcyerd by Masayuki Oozeki who did season 1 Beyblade, cr-ppy a55 Kirby: Right Back At Ya!, the 90s Mega Man Cartoon with the DBZ/.Beast Wars/Inuyasha actors and the worst transformers seriees until they went queer; Transformers: Energon!

I've seen this  b4 and its got thast early 90s late 80s look

So after opening credits to statues of people in positions, its 1500 years ago in soviet india.

there's an epic Lord of the Rings battle with flaming arrows and elephant riders.

This white guy brings this brown princess outta the ruined castle and fights off the opposing army.

But then his arm is slices off by that round killing thing Xena uses.

Then his head.

The bad guy is gonna get the rpincess and probably b0ne her but a big glowy hand comes from the sky and saves her.

Shining fingers!!

then its today and in the Himalayas and these guys find her frozen in an ice thing. totally not like Demon Lord Dante or Devilman.

In Calcutta hospital they revive her and its big news.

Her name is Surya.

Dr Aikawa whos an archeologist and expert in Kama Sutra found her.

because modern tech isn't skilled enough to revive her, he's gonna use j-zz.

his grandson Ryu is p-ssed at grandpa for being a male 5kank and ryus gf Yukari kisses the tv screen that's showing dr aiwkawa's interview and ryu feels it.

also his assistant Shakty is there.

and some midget or kid called Yakko who likes being called Indy.

so after most of the ice is removed from Surya they gotta use the secks cup to mix spurm and woman fluids and it glows.

Ryu pours the goo on her mouth.

meanwhile, this geezer in a hospital bed and some guy are watching this on tv and planning something.

So Surya revives and the bed geezer bites it.

Geezer was Beshuma the shaman of his tribe and the other guy was Rudracin, his son, who takes his place as the guy of the Naga tribe.

He wants to get the secks cup and Surya.

Later Ryu is practicing Kendo and Shakty throws him a donut.

He puts it in his mouth instead of putting his footlong in it for some weird reason and Surya is taken into town.

Shakty then is gonna teach Ryu the Kama Sutra in the bath to make him worthy for Suyra. but pinches his parts.

While driving with Yakko and Dr, the Naga guy and Hige Godzilla come beside em and try a dive by like rappers do.

Btw I guess they drive on the left in india as the steering wheels are on the wrong side.

Or maybe japan just didn't know.

so Yakko does fancy driving and Dr throws his clothes at them to stop em.

Rudracin takes out the tire and captures Surya.

while waiting for something to happen at their place, Yukari calls and Ryu tells her to f off.

She threatens to jump out a window cuz shes a crazy chick and ryu comforts her.

Then he sees a snake and freaks out. but it was fake.

It had a note I cant read that tells em to go somewhere with the secks cup.

on the train Rudracin meets rem in disguise and takes Shakty to see Surya.

she's safe and try has Hige Godzilla arrested by cops who followed.

Rudracin pulls a knife and fights Ryu but ryu beats his a55.

the cops come in and then this huge a55 snake shows up outside like a freekin Castlevania boss and Rudracin rides it and captures Ryu into the ocean.

2 days later Surya wakes up as she was asleep for some reason and Yukari is there too.

in a flashback its revealed Hige Godzilla black maled Yukari into saving Ryu in exchange for the Surya.

then Hige Godzailla comes in the window and goons take out the cops.

He takes her through the window into a tent hanging from a blimp and Yakko gets ona rope below it.

at the base hige Godzilla puts yukari in ryus cell and ryu tells her they're f'd. then the walls start closing in on em and they try blocking it with their clothes.

anything for nudity eh Go Nagai?

the hug nude and the walls stop b4 crushing em. ait, it was the sink stopping it.

the sink crushes and yakko saves em my whizzing on the electrical system.

so Rudracin  is gonna marry her and dr and his homies get there as they put tracers on everyones clothes.

oh and yukari and ryu are wearing some clothes now.

the cops come and its an epic battle.

Yukari sees Rudracin  taking surya in a boat and they go after em.

Rudracin  is going to Shambala and wants eternal life as he needs to o there and get married with the cup for some reason.

he sees ryu and homeis coming and uses the cup to open the gates of shambala in a rock wall and go through.

the good guys drive off a cliff into it b4 it closes.

in it is a sun called the cosmic egg which is the birthplace of the gods turns out its just yakko and ryu there and they find Rudracin going into this flower thing like Hanappe Bazooka but in a lake.

these naked fairys carry ryu up.

in he flower palaceryu shows up and they summon weapons from imagination like in Yugioh memory world.

Rudracin  gets a shield and armorand uses the Xena weapon.

they ave a cool fight with good Iron Virgin Jun style animation and Rudracin turns into ninja gaiden monsters.

surya tells ryu to remember his past life like with Ryo Utsugi and Medusa and he turns into the white guy from the start who got slagged.

he shanks Rudracin in the lower intentine where you can feel ur logs b4 they come out on your torso and he burns in blue flames.

some gods sez surya will sleep for a long time after b0ning to save people after the world is destroyed. they smooch with consent and float to the sky as the credits show Hige goidzilla and Rudracin's men being arrested and Yakko and Ryu return by car somehow and look to the sky with everyone as the scene shows Suya in a glowing thing in space like Devilman, Hanappe Bazooka and that really creepy Lada Gaga video where she's in that flying womb or w/e.

The End

Huh, I thought this was a p0rn0.

No one gets b0ned.

Kekko Kamen was more X rated than this and that had no b0ning either.

But this was a decent anime

only like 40ish ins and not really nudity

Sorta like family guyt has quagmire talking of b0ning but we never see it

or big bang theory in sooviet california, which would have more gangs and gaijin and murders if it was REAL california

I otta read the manga, Go Nagai is always entertaining

For Kama Sutra 2 I want Ryu and Yukari to be married and have a  lot of kids as they keep b0ning and are addicted and she's gotten really fat from 1 pregnancy after anothewr, Also its a gag comedy of him dealing with his huge pregnant woman and her lusts and them filming their b0ning for the internet to see and people pay to view, its a Pay to View! Also its a 28 bit mini game collection like pokemon staduim on Sega Dreamcast, GameCube, CboC and ps2 where you play as him and do chores and have various cooking and feeding mini games and love scenbe mini games wiith pressing the right buttons as the guy is on his 800lb wife and theres black bars and birthing games where you hammer the right button over and over to poop out the next kid.