note; i spell gunneriffic
Gunpoint
This is my review on Gunsmoke from the distant future year to paul revere of 1966 (60 years before transformers zone)
it stars audie murphy from The Red Badge of Courage/Ride Clear of Diablo/Destry/The Guns of Fort Petticoat/Cast a Long Shadow/The Texican, Warren Stevens from Forbidden Planet/The Twilight Zone /Star Trek /M*A*S*H, Edgar Buchanan from Abilene Town/Shane/McLintock!/The Twilight Zone, Denver Pyle from Ride Clear of Diablo/The Alamo/The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance/Maverick. Nick Dennis from A Streetcar Named Desire/East of Eden/Spartacus/Birdman of Alcatraz, Royal Dano from The Red Badge of Courage/The Red Badge of Courage/the 50s Moby Dick/The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn/the 60s King of Kings/7 Faces of Dr. Lao/Moon of the Wolf/The Outlaw Josey Wales/Little House on the Prairie/Killer Klowns from Outer Space/The Dark Half, Morgan Woodward from Cool Hand Luke, William Bramley from the 60s star trek, Robert Pine from Empire of the Ants/Rover Dangerfield/Independence Day/California Dreams/batwatch/the west wing, John Hoyt from Julius Caesar/Blackboard Jungle/Spartacus/the 60s Spartacus/X: The Man with the X-ray Eyes/Flesh Gordon/Desperately Seeking Susan, Ford Rainey from the 80s Halloween 2 and some guys in cr-p i never saw
its directed by Earl Bellamy who did notjhing I saw
so after logo and creits and title in proper fullscreen and nice color, wee hear in the 8180s there was alwlessness ain soviet colorado and raiders and outlaws went on atttacks
holy f its mad max
so this bad dude named drago like from rocky 4 and 8 was reading malcontents to jack things and waste people
man hes like h-lls wind in violkence jack!
so the sherrif and deputy brought a shipment of money to his townand its audie murphy
they go to da train and deputy thinks its safe and when they get there, theres abuncha zenttraedi thetre cjopping a tower
so audie jumps on da train and co pilot gets on da bacl
co pilot caps audie from behind and he falls off a moving train and the malcontents pull the water tower on the tracks
the train busts into it and stops which i thiunk the train would plow trhrough it and blows the train with dino mights
so the drago comes to a town and wants to hang out there as theres no law to asstop em and he wants to b0ne some chicks
so the town is f';d as they needed that money and cant get mroe and they got a mine to run and has no sherrif
co pilot is made new sherrif and the bank might have to close if they dont get the m,oney
then outta nowhere, audie comes in and sez he knows not what happended as o pilot sez he looked and didnt dinf him
also theres a guy who wants to buy something and is a suspect and they need a marshall to go into the near town and he might not make it in time
outside copilot meets a guy who he tipped off and sez he didnt do it for the money and the town is calling in a marshall to drago gotta get out
audie gets patched up and he has f'd eyes for a few days from the damage
theres a gunfireding and 2 guys are iced but 1 lasts long enuff to say "save da town for me" and he wanna go in w/o the sherrif i mean marshall
in the salloon is this blonde who sings a soft loving song and drago likes her
audie comes in and tells da salloon owner hes looking for a killer and even though hes not authorizd to qorek in this area, he gets permission from the owner as hes got firearms and men
audie likes da blonde and thery know each other
then drago grabs her at gun to her head and gets out as a hostage as they block the door with a wagon
audie gors after em and cop pilot is there and its a montage from acxross the wastelands
man we'rer half an hour in with adds, that felt like nothing
so they coime to a place full of bodiues and hear whistling and find thhe salloon guy playign solitare
he claims he was attacked by apache and was gonna look for drago but audie thinks hes doing drago to gaiun power of da town
also the blonde was gonna marry hnim and audfie dont buy it but wantys to help audie find drago
audie dont care for him and theres indians there ansd salloon sez he iced 4 scouts
they discuss what to do and dont stand a chance againsta ll those indians so this mexico gets a big a55 knife
the indians afttack and the Americans counter fire as the infiands dive out of the horses like its a pool
evantually the indians escape and tthe Ammericans move out after the drago even though some guys are banged up and wanna gi back
dragoi is going to indian countryt and a few guys queer out and run home but they were voolunteers and auduie is paid to do it
also co pilot is f'd in the leg and will still go-ill on-ill
salloon owner wants his blonde back and audie claims its only 4 money
they go and find draghos camp but its empty and they find a scarf of the bloinde
then blonde is on a horsew being chased on horsebacvk by indians and is wearing a different outfit than she was caught in, like gilligans islland ewith ginger
audie saves her and its revealed she was sent off to draw away the indians, as he didn't care if she was b0ned dead
audiee talks with her and she misses how he was nicer 8 years agho and left onn a cattle drive but didnt eturn
he sez thingsa went wrong and he looked for her but found she was a salloon singer and didnt like it
is she a h--ker?
so blonde and salloon guy are gonna go back but theres indiuans around so they go with audie and friends
If she were a bada55 like lillian gish, she could use her firearm to kick some candy a55
man we're an hour in, that felt like nothing
tthey come to this huge a55 rock thing and audie dont truist salloon ghuy and threy go up after drago
in da bur ning heartm, just a bout 2 burst
so chick is having issue as shes not as strong or fast as them and salloon owner has a moment with her
they stop then go on and copilot stsalls for a bit and freakin lifts of and throws a rock down like hes the hulk
audie dodges it but it busts anbother guy and audie knowes hes did it on purpose but coppilot denies it
they leave him there as theres nothing they can do, although people were tougher in the18000s like rasputin and he might be alive
the drahgo sends a stampede of horses WYLDE STALLLIONS after em and coipilt holds audie at gunmpoint
he sez he was jealous of audie being chosen over him and how he told xcrago of da train
audie kicks the gun outta hiusd hand as, like rob roy, he just stood there doing nothing
then the WYLDE STALLIONS come in and end him and afgyterits over, hes only got a few marks instead of being mushed into meat
1 guy sez copilot saved his dad in da war and was his friend but was shredded by gunfire saving da war and recoved for a year in the hospoitsal wehich f'd him up
audie doont tell the teen that copiolt was crooked
so they have no horses abd are only a few lkeft and walking the desert
they say a prayer and the Angelsd come down and smite the bad guys and the circimsized peoples skin grows baCk
jk really theyc come to a town of i mean camp by a water source and no ones there
the invid got em!
blonde sez its not dragos amp as she traveled with him but it seems suspect
thgey jack the things and ready a note to tell em whee to get paid but tthe ownerts come in and say their horses they caught got stampeded
1 guy; =u stampeded e to pleas=re ur self!
me; thats all kinds of fathish, and maybe brony
the hordsemen want 10 000 $ for the hordses that ran off and they arrest tthem
the horsemen who aare rednecks read the badge satying coloradso and 1 wants the chick to wear a dress
audie fights the tall redneck and audie kicks his a55
the salloon guy sez they can get 20 000 $ from theguys theyre chasing so head red neck dont cap audie
this is like shining force or lunar how they lose anbd get new party members
90 mins in, its got good pacing and holds interest
audie sez the mioney isnt his and sallooner sez the trednecks woulsdnt want his diamond buttons as its only shiny rocks to em
so its night but sytiull clear and bright and audie has HOT COFFEE with blkonde and she sez she spent 2 years wondering whjat she did wrong when he didnt return
he sez he was ashamed as he jacked a bank and was on da run
this is where lawbreaking goes; harming the lives of the breakers and their loved ones
he turned himself in and the judge was mercufuil to him
sallooner wonders what blonde is saying with audie and rednecks play card ames
audie wenses sometjhing and suspects the rednecks
at night the camp is attacked by dragos men but audie and friends are upo in da rocks and j kfd em like harambe
good night filming, t looks cool
the teen got capped and we getta death scene as drago got away
teen sz he thought audie was too hard but he must be hard to beat em, and then, e dierd
hes gone into a coma! don't worry! he's gonna nbe ok!
the nextr day the 2 surviving rednecjks go off to berry the head guy and is ok witnaudie beating him up
blkonde reveals her bro is working for drago and is only acting out and this is da 1st and she wants to save him
audie wants to end the drago but salloon beats him out and goos oof with blonde to save her bro
in thjss wasteland ricky area in day the sallooner and blonde see a guard and someones comming
itsaa audie and the guard is goinnaharambe him but despite blonde wanting to help, sallooner dont and the guy fires on him
it misses and auvdsie goes on attack mode and blonde calls out to not do it
suddenly, my power went out for a sec and the tv had to rebvoot
when it came back the bro is firing on audie whos hiding and sneakjing around and audie sez to go to her and he wont end him
sallooner is gonna be snipered but audier warns hkm asnd hecounters him out
draghois on the run and audie goes after him in the rocks
drago pulls off his fake leg and fires a golden beam of ki and slices through audie's arm, but he counters and cjhops drGO IN HALF WITH A CHOP
WAIT THATS HOKUTO NO KEN 2
and f off caps ,ock, go get butt hammered dead by rednecks in the woods
so audie caps drago in the gun wjhich somehow ends him insdtantly instead of the hours to days it takes
sallooneris gonna ice audiefor the money and chick tries yto stop him but he throws her off
audies ewuyes are f;d and sloonerthrows a rock to mahim look off
they draw and fall and fire as they dive and auidie caPS HIM AS HES DBNGT GOKU SS4
he returns to the chick and they walk across the wasteland thats not nucular and head home which will probably be an advenbture of its own
the end
oh and the guy/chick walking off is like tat chaplain movie modern times
that was cool
good flow and feel
doesnt drag
nice acting action and music
good twists and stoiry
audie is cool and bada55 and brave like a man should be
not one of those beta male soy boy candy a55 whale kissing dukakis hugging moon maidens
its a nivce movie and has good feels and i like the color and sopft warm musiuc
for gunpoint 02 i want them to find a village in the desert witn a huge castle made of quartz that has a kid lost in, audie goes in to save her and fights various cyrptids and monsters with his gun that never seems to run outta ammo. also its a 128 bit 3d action game like Castlevania legacy of Darkness on Sega Dreamcast, GameCube, XboX aND PS2 WHERE YOU FIHT THROUGH THE MONSTERS AND UNLOCK DIFFERENT AREAS and f off caps lock, to to the camps and gulags!