The Missouri Breaks Review

 Note; i spell like a Kansas city faeggit

The Missouri Breaks

This is my review on The Missouri Breaks from the distant fiture year to f w merbau of 1976(30 years before Transformers season III)

its directed by Arthur Penn who did Bonnie and Clyde/Little Big Man/Dead of Winter

It stats the horrid Marlon Brando from A Streetcar Named Desire/the 50s Julius CaesarOn the Waterfront/One-Eyed Jacks/the 62 Mutiny on the Bounty/The Ugly American/The Godfather 1/Superman 1/Apocalypse Now/the 96 The Island of Dr. Moreau/Scary Movie 2, openly illegitimate Jack Nicholson from The Little Shop of Horrors/The Raven/The Terror/Easy Rider/One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest/The Shining/Batman/A Few Good Men/Wolf/Mars Attacks!/As Good as It Gets/Anger Management/The Bucket List/The Andy Griffith Show, the bada55 Randy Quaid from The Last Picture Show/Midnight Express/National Lampoon's Vacation/National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation/The Ren & Stimpy Show/Independence Day/The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle/Not Another Teen Movie/The Adventures of Pluto Nash/Brokeback Mountain, Kathleen Lloyd from It Lives Again/The Incredible Hulk 80s show, Frederic Forrest from It Lives Again/Apocalypse Now, Harry Dean Stanton from The Proud Rebel/1960s The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn/How the West Was Won/Cool Hand Luke/The Godfather Part II/Wise Blood/Alien 1/Escape from New York/Red Dawn/The Care Bears Movie/Pretty in Pink/The Last Temptation of Christ/The Green Mile/Anger Management/Rango/2012 The Avengers/The Rifleman/The Andy Griffith Show/Two and a Half Men, John McLiam from  Cool Hand Luke/In Cold Blood/The Andy Griffith Show/Big Jake/First Blood, John Ryan from Death Wish 4: The Crackdown/Batman: Mask of the Phantasm/The Rockford Files/the show M*A*S*H, Sam Gilman from One-Eyed Jacks/Star Trek/The Waltons, Steve Franken from The Americanization of Emily/Westworld/Angels & Demons/My Favorite Martian/The Patty Duke Show/60s Batman/Bewitched/The Smurfs/Batman: The Animated Series/The Sylvester & Tweety Mysteries/Seinfeld/the 90s cartoon Detention/Static Shock, Richard Bradford from The Untouchables/Dr. Giggles, James Greene from Patch Adams/Road to Perdition, Luana Anders from The Pit and the Pendulum/Dementia 13/Easy Rider/The Rifleman/The Andy Griffith Show/Little House on the Prairie, Danny Goldman from MASH the movie/The Long Goodbye/Young Frankenstein/The Smurfs/Batman: The Animated Series/Mighty Max/The King of Queens/Robot Chicken, Hunter von Leer from Cahill U.S. Marshal/High Anxiety/History of the World: Part I/the 80s Halloween II/The Rockford Files/Charlie's Angels/The West Wing, Virgil Frye from Easy Rider, Charles Wagenheim rom Jezebel/The House of Frankenstein/Samson and Delilah/A Streetcar Named Desire/The Diary of Anne Frank/the 60 Inherit the Wind, and a few guys not on back door, candy a55, soy boy, beta male, aids bag, banana crammer, monkey junkie, gender offender, Sodom bottom, queer rear, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plabts wikipeia, who lies about a lot and effuses to have topics of things like yugioh abridged, familyfriendlygaming, or torettes guy, but does have a page on mariah carre saying "i don't know her".

after title and credits a guy sez they used to ave bison but now cattle and 2 guys talk of cr-p and go by a camp as 1 sez he hopes the chicks dont burn as he likes em White, then string up one of the guys with em

some guy later inside talks with his wife of his business and finaces and history on gold and cr-p and is doing the misourt breakes and hates the evil scummy people working there

his sghter isn't pleased with the guy getting hung w/o a trial like tat actor getting fired on accusations and then we et the breaks of the misouri river with exciting music and guns running horses

1 guy was in Wyoming and spent days in Wyoming and was with a guy claiming to be Charlie soringo or w/e wjo kept trying to b0ne a chick

the guy talking whos jack a55 Nicholson was with a chubby girl and they hear how a guy named sandy got hung and spazzed for a whilre

1 guy ack knew used to cut the brand off steers and feed it to dogs to hide the evidence

they were i think horse russlers and need a relay ranch to not move so many horses acrss open ground and the guys tak of robbing things t make the money for it

jack sez years ago they'd arrest sandy and jail it and later a guy talx with jack of how when fighting in Kansas they had relays and moved a cousin around far ahead o the cops until when the cops found him he was already dead and was wanted for card tricks

so they ro a train and the jack claims t be jesse james and when he steps out hes on a bridge and drops the money off a high point but catces himself and has a guy collect the moneyon the ground as the jack a55 climbs down

they get to town and 1 guy in a meeting sez they otta send this captured guy to prison instead of ending him as if he's executed he wont drip the soap but might be out after 2 weeks and he sez hes regrets nothing of his theft or p-ssing away the monrey but wants to be called the lonesome kid

ack talks with budinsess dad of buying a ranch and of how they hungb the thief but daughter gets whiny of him being pro hanging but jack dont wanna hear of the guy geting it

later finance guy and daughter come across one of financers men hanging in a tree and later jack has bought the ranch but used up his money and javk is glad as if they get used to robbing trains the detectives will get em

the men agree and they go to the wh=re house and the girls are kinda cr-ppy with some being chubby like he likes it

later its day and theguys are having fun while working and the people like it there

1 moustaqche guy iced a guys farm animals and nearly murdered him cuz the guy shot his dog who licked butter, what a c=ck sucker. its only a dog. hope some guy b0nes this malciontent dead

later the guys are playing cards and f--king around and later its day and dog lover and a jack alk of going to soviet canaa to jac horses despite mounties

dog a55 wants to go to soviet Canada as Trudeau isn't in andack get b--chy over having to stay in that sh-t hole but not inda, the sh-ttiest sh-t hole of sh-t

daughter sees 2 horses coming and a guy hidden under its coat comes out and is the back door brando from last tango in paris where he butter b0ned butt

brando stays with em and is playing an irish which means hes in lepreachaun face and blames em for hanging the sandy as it lead to another guy getting iced

so the people talk of him and laugh ad its said he was called in to deal wth something

the jolly raqnchers go off to Canada and a fwmalecomes by saying jacks her neighbor and dont wanna hang out with the jack and its the daughter

she lets jack come and they talk of how jack was in the wh=re house andthis blonde told her everything(i assume it means she knows if hes uncut)

she sez theres nothing worth talking of here so any event is big and they go on of how he wants her until he tells her shes a b--ch and no one tells her but she gets whiny and comes around

the jolly ranchers sh-t around in the river and later jack is handleing an animal and brando comes by and is introduced as a regulsator and jack sez that means he shoots people and don't get near em

he notices brando has binoculars and brando sez he looks at burds as i gues he has a bird fetish and jack asks if he ied a guy from a mile off

jack goes on of how hanging guys lets em wrote a letter and wth brandos gun brando dont let his targets know what happened and jac sez how this guy he was with's head blew apart

acks animals mom was eaten by a myre andhe needs a wet muel and chick comes back after the brando goes and shes nicer to jack and they go in for Chinese tea and gradually get to b0ning

after that the brando is looking at birds and sees daughter leaving the jack h0le and its like back to the fiture wit geore McFly lokin t chicks and saying its birds

the jolly ranchers go through or to cansda andlater jack is romanticly riding with dauher driving and jack in the b--ch seat as she sez her mom left her dad for the 1st guy se could

dad has law books and sez theres no laws but 1 book has a thig on lwed cntent and she asks if hes an outlaw and why he has so many guns and he sez hes a rancher

she wants to make sure he wont get iced and they b0ne outside as brando watches them and not9ces dad watching them like all that fanart of android 18 being b0ned by big ugly homies as krillin watches

the jolly rancher pirates jack horses in banana crammer Canada as church songs are sung andbrandotalks to jak all irish and shoots jacks vegetables and property and throws him the gun saying theres 1 shot left butjack pulls the trigger aimed at the floor and its empty

brando sez to get back to his pre farming work as his farming s=cked and as the jolly pirate ranchers come back with horss the mounties open fire on em, waste sme, and tske back the horses as 1 guy got his hand f;d

1 complains its not legal but they broke the law by stealing 1st

we see a rabbit hit by a getter tomahawk and brando is gonna cook it but sees beando i mean ack and brando runs as jacl chas to piano msic like a 0s show

wait its a joly rancher randy quaide and brando chats with him of going to the ranch andinvites him to eat his hare and not haur i men hair

after eating the hair u mean hare, randy gets sleepy and its reveale brando put poison in it and he starts b0ning randy's a55 and mouth

jk really they relax at night and brando devolvedly plays gitar and sings and they talk of things and when rady is asleep brando puts smetyhing in his moth

don't worry, its not his b0ner like wt h littlekyribohs wife, its a bug

later brando and randy cross a roveron horse and as randy crosse, brando jerks his... rope and pulls him off the horse to interrogate him but randy bites it

later the brand gets the randys horse and goes back to financer or w/e and poots be twling his interrogation target downed hiself in da river and asks of financers wife which makes him mad

and brando keeps f ing with him of his wife and financer sez to not spy on him

dog lover gets back and hatws on jack for taking care of the farm and sez randy didn't cme back andthey found a cartrdgr on his horse the brando put there and how daughters dad hored him

also brando plays Robert E Lee Clayton named after the American hero, but not sure  hen this is asbrando is a geezer and Lee was in the 1860s

jack confronts brando and eventually shoots a hole in the bathub brando was in  and daughter gets b--chy at financer over brando and how brando wangs to end jack who she liked but financer dad dont wanna stop him

dog lover wants to waste brando and jack the financer but jack dont wanna

later jack disarms a guy and takes financers horses and brando didn't stop em as he plans to get em in 1 swoop and  financer sez brandos outta control he a secks machine realdy to relod like an atom bQm, a bout to waoh waoh woah waoh waoh ex plQde!

later these guys eat dinenr and 1 guy sez he gunf a guy by the neck til he died

a guy is gonna b0ne  woman and gets capped an thw woman screams as her husband comes out

in this mining place one of the jolly ranchers gets iced and later jack buys a clarenete from a geezer and comes across his iced homie fro the mining area in an open coffin with a "do you know this man" sign and h's probably rotting nd stinks and full of microbe gas that'll burst ut the a55.

brandothrows a Molotov cocktail at a place and roasts i and a guy in there who runs flaming but after talking with 1 survivor he waks him with a metal x thing like the rabbit thing he used

jack comes back the very next day nd finds this place cooked and his droogs iced and feels bad and if he had only iced brando when he had the chance hed have prevented this like with spider man and uncle ben

t the night brando tries to gets the horse to kiss him and puts a long hard orange carrot in his mouth to make it smooch as i guess hes into zoo things

he talks to the horse and i think the i in lgtbqia2+map refers to interspecies and brando plays a harmonica and does a love song as the horse starts p-ssing

this is some weird fetish cr-p

brando then gets on a sheep skin like an 1800s fursuit nd behings sucking the horses long uncut weener

jk really he goes to sleep and wakes up to jack slicing his throat offscreen and brando gos to h-ll the final Friday

the brando gors to the financer and finds he's snapped and is a rooling vegetable so jack rbings in this gun and shows him

financers caretaker acts like his butt buddy and dont wanna be w/o financer and jack busts a window and dauhger sez sorry for everything and dont want him dead

then financer dad opens fire and hits jack but jack returns fire and wastes him but jack survives and goes back to ranching

daughter comes by and jack solf the ranch is and going off on his own with is cr-p on a wagon like the Beverly hillbillies and she dont wanna spend her life on revenge and they might start things up again in 6 months

the end

That was pretty good

it dont drag and holds interest and the acting is good

nice music and flming and its widescreen and colored

i hear brand did weird pranks like rubber spiders, eggs and mooning, but it was cool

some say the movie wasn't great and brando is kinda mumbly and devolved but despite that, i didn'y hate it

it does a good job and dont feel long and had a number of good moments

glad I saw this one, its worth a look

For The Missouri Breaks 2 I want the chck to come to see jack after 6 months in his new area but can't find him or anyone. she looks around and winds up in another realm wth sasquatch and finds they enslaved jack and are milking him of his male gender fluids for hybrud breeding and the chic has to save him and get out using sasquatch tech from before noahs flood and taking out enemies when no ones around. Also its a 128 bit game like Zelda but you gotta get to, sae, and esape with, jack and its on Dreamcast, GameCube, ps2 and xbox.

The Hired Gun Review

 Note: I spell like i got a gun in my a55

The Hired Gun

This is my review on The Hired Gun from the dustant future year to The Itakian Stallion Caligula of 1957 (50 years before Transformers The ReBirth)

Its dird ted hy Ray Nazarro who did Cripple Creek

It stars Rory Calhoun who's always standing and walking, from River of No Return/Apache Territory/Young Fury/Black Spurs/Night of the Lepus/Gilligan's Island, Anne Francis from The Twilight Zone 60s ver/The Pirate/Bad Day at Black Rock/Blackboard Jungle/Forbidden Planet, Vince Edwards(the dafd of T R Edwards in Robotech) from nothing I saw, John Litel frim Jezebel/The Amazing Dr. Clitterhouse/Valley of the Giants/Santa Fe Trail//Key Largo/Outpost in Morocco/The Texas Rangers, Super American Chuck Connors from The Rifleman/Old Yeller/Soylent Green/Airplane II: The Sequel, Robert Burton from The Band Wagon/Seven Ways from Sundown/Birdman of Alcatraz/The Manchurian Candidate  60s ver, Guinn "Big Boy" Williams from the 20s Noah's Ark\da 30z A Star Is Born\Santa Fe Trail\The Alamo, and a few guys not on back dor, candy a55, beta male, aids bag, Sodombottom, necro pedo, frooty boory, banana crammer, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants, Wikipedia who thinks creationism is "pseudo science" but global warming is a "fact".

I never saw this but its giving on Gtrit and is only 64 mins but 1.5 hours with adds like Sailor Moon R The Movie on YTV in the 90s

after title and credits in widescreen and good b/w we hear a chick saying its a street in a town in Texas and teres a hanging of aan innocent woman, the narrator

I think Chuck Conners is the proest but in black and breaks her out by pulling gins on the guard and taking iim out i think beating but i wasn't looking

they rive out on a horse cart and laterthe dad of her husband she iced wants her put to sleep to avenge his son and hears she got out and sends horsemen but not like in X Men

chick and chuck  think gets off and 2 guys take the csrt, hide irt and get to horses as the several hunter horsemen come for em and findtracks to follow

the hunters come across the cart changers who say they aint seen anyone since oklahima 6 days ago and want work but are turn4ed down and tide off

a note saying the trial was wrong and flawed and new soviet Mexico on 't return her but dad wants her back to be executed and don't want to risk his remaining son so he wants to fire a gunslinger and deputize it so its not kidnapping sp ts like Dog And Beth

They go to see a guy I think Calhoun who gets a new gun from a Mexico who probably b0es a lot of fat butt women as mexicoes do and tell him to bring ack his daughter in law

gunman knows dad wants her executed like the evil Julius and Ethel Rosenberg who are in the bottom layer of Dante's Inferno as that's where traitors go, and gunman wants to do the job solo and not like in j=rkin off to anime girls being devolved into midgets or pigs or w/e DeviantArt does

then chick is ranching and riding a horse and roping  cattle and sez she likes it and dont need help

a swarm of horsemen come up wait its chick and her dudes and they meet gunman wjo wants a job branding steers and not queers and they suspect hes a Texas but he claims hes a Mbtana

chick i mean chuck i think suspects him and sez work starts ar 5 30 am and they need him 2 weeks 4 round up as yoo bloo ma cover! get yo a55 2 mars, and they get on to doing cattle cr-p

gunman calls Macready like in the thing halps chick andtalks with her of his nomad lifestyle and shes creeped out by him and how he's supposed to be working elsewhere but he sez hes on his way now

chuck i think asks what hes upto and he sez getting non worn out gloves and is told to stay off the range or w/e

later its probably night as they tinted the b/w darked a bit and have crickets  and chuck compliments chick over being a good woman doing woman things on the farm

she kinda friendzones him saying shes not into him like with serena and eiya in ailor moon saior stars ep 200 ad how people think she iced cliff and its as bad as if she did it

the ranch headmaster needs guys to get strays and for chick to relax and be friendlier with the peope and gt out more

chuck leaves and i the shadow is gunman and he lights a faeg and smokes up andhe was in the shadows the whole time like a ninja

then its day and chuck i think goes back as his horse leg f'd ut and gunman pulls a rock out of the horses shoe

chuck goes out and finds chick and hangs with her as he wants her and she seesm to berejecting him since they got bac as she dont need him now

hunman comes by and figsts fights the chuck then brings chick back but sez hes taking her back to the Texas and pulls her horse wth her on it along then whips at her horse to keep it going

they stop and he sez dad gave him 5000$ to bring her in and she offwers her uncles money and more than he got to take her bac but he dont

after going across the wasteland like dbz or hokuot no ken for a while she falls off and sez they need rest and they stop for the knight

he gives her hard tack and meanwhile, elsewhere, other guys are coming for her

he sez if he didn't take her back another rould but she sez new Mexico dont think shes guoty but he sez Texas does

later she trys to escape but is caught and they go back on the journey to the west and after getting to Texas in the daylight he places her under arrsst officially and if her friend try to stop him he'd waste em like the Kennedy's on the women johnny the boy b0ned

they stop b a water hole in the wastelands a55 and he treis to help her but she gets b--chy at him for taking her back and he sez hes not deciding her guilt as its not his place

later they talk about his work and how he caps people when not ounty hunting and meanhilw the chuck and friends wander the wasteland like iraelites after being freed from pharaoh

the gunman puts out the fire and goes on but later the chuck and friends come by a half put out fire and gunman gets em at hunpoint andsez he's deputized to cap anyone who takes her back

1 guy tries to cap him but gets capped andtells the 2 sruvivors to go back where they came from and  take him with you, as they carry th body off

the gunman and chick head on and master force and brain set and a swarm of Indians come for em

he talsk to em and they go onpast em as he sez dont' loom back, theythe Indians attack and he fighys em and chick drives her horse around like a motocycle and helps hold em off but 1 got away

he treats a bandage on his arm and se she couldn't leave him to be iced andknows he won't believe her about saying shes innocent

he sez his name is McCord but asks if she didn't ice her husband, who did? and she sez its kel but not Keenan and kel and was her butt buddy's half brother and did it for inheritance and framed her.

she sez when they went to a place she was gonna leave hm but he figgered it out and slapped her when drunk and when she ran, kel caught him and capped him in a fight and kel and another guy ran off so she was found over the body with a gun

now kel gets the ranch with his obstacles removed and a guy named Kirby like the c=ck sucker from Nintendo alibied kel and gunman nows him as a butt ipe who'd sell his mom for a horses a55

gunman brings back blonde and gets paid but wants to turn over the chick to the dad and not from kel whos paying him

he brings her to the sherrif and has hi lock her up over knight  but kel in a White Hat don't trst him and follows

at night the gunman comes to bring his prisoner as he changed his mind about going in the AM lie Rhesus II in Catain Simian and the Space Monkies

he sez he's taking her to aids bag Mexico to talk to Kirby and the gun Mexico hides her at his sisters house who probably got b0ned a lot

they talk abot the Kirby who's pinball land is cr-p and you need a code to beet abd gunman goes to him in this ricky i mean rocky alien wasteland like star trek

he confronts Kirby about lying and Kirby backs up kels story but attacks the unman and they fight whch leads to Kirby getting his kandy a55 kicked

gunman drags him out and puts red strips of rawhide onhim and wakes him up with a water ucket to da face and sez when it shrinks in the sun he'd talk

kel talks with a guy about gunman andgoes after him to soviet mexco  and uses a kid tofnd  wherechick is, then takes her after unching out gun Mexico who tried to stop her

at kirbys the raw hde is tightening and he sez they'd ice him if he tells but agrees to talk to live longer and they go to the village and findkel took chick so they go after em

they tell a judge and he gives a writ of habias corpus which the tyrant lincon stopped as hes the enemy of America and she gets a new trial

at dads place she sez kel killed kliff and not cliffjumper from Transformers but dad seems to listen while kel tries to say "she did it"

gundam returns and ke faces him and they draw and fire butdad comes out and kel turns to him b realizes hes dead and keels over

gengum shows thw writ and tells dad thar kel killed kliff and coerced Kirby to lie

hegets chick and they ride off into the wasteland like Hokuto No Ken 2 but with Lynn going with Bart and on her own Motorcycle and the Motorcycls are alive and deigned by brony's

The end

Thats pretty good

nice storey, good flow and no drag, it went by at a good speed, and wasn't boring

its got good twists and feels and the characters have good development

nice writing and good use of action but not being a million miles an hour but using it at the right time to enhance the film

I liked it and its one of those classic westerns of romance and action

Chuck Connors was good and Calhoun did well as did the chick

For The Hired Gun 2 and not The Naked Gun, even though it could be connected like hundreds of years apart like Clash of the Titans, Wrath of the Titans, and Remember the Titans, I want them to be married and their son is soing to the boer war to help fight the brits in Africa or w/e, and the dad is training him in gun skills. Most of the fim is hem doing gun fighting training and later a Texas ykai attacks and he has to fight it, one of those weird a5 Texas cryptids thats real but THEY don't want US to know of. Also its a 32 bt Light Gun game on Sega Saturn, PS1 and Panasonic 3DO where you do trck shooting and hit targets and the final boss is some yokai thing or w/e. I don't know, I never went to Texas, but have friens in it who are cool and oftwn like fat women.

The Scarlet Letter Review

 Note: I spll wit non colored text

The Scarlet Letter

This is my review on The Scarlet Letter from the distant future year to The Meiji Emperor of 1926(around 100 years befre Transformets Zone)

Its directed by Victor Seastrom ho did The Outlaw and His Wife/The Phantom Carriage/He Who Gets Slapped/The Wind

It stars the bada55 Liillian Gish from The Musketeers of Pig Alley/Judith Of Beethulia/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance/Broken Blossoms/Way Down East/Orphans of the Storm/Ben-Hur: A Tale of the Christ/La Bohème/The Wind/Birrth Of A Nation/Duel in the Sun/The Night of the Hunter/The Whales of August, Lars Hanson from The Wind/Flesh and the Devil, Henry B. Walthall from A Corner in Wheat/The Avenging Conscience/Judith of Bethulia/The Birth Of A Nation/A Tale of Two Cities/The Devil-Doll, Karl Dane from La Bohème/Bardelys the Magnificent/The Red Mill/The Trail of '98, William H. Tooker/Joyce Coad from this and nothing else, Marcelle Corday from Flesh and the Devil, Jules Cowles from The Lost World/Seven Chances/The Show/Mockery, James A. Marcus from he 20s Oliver Twist/The Iron Horse/Sadie Thompson. Closet Italiano Iron Eyes Cody from The Viking/Blood on the Moon/Broken Arrow/Ace in the Hole/Cockeyed Cowboys of Calico County, Margaret Mann from The Wind/1929 Disraeli/1931 Frankenstein/Mr. Smith Goes to Washington/Gone with the Wind, Polly Moran from The Blackbird/Flesh and the Devil/The Show/The Trail of '98/Show People/the 1933 Alice in Wonderland/Adam's Rib, Chief Yowlachie from Red River, May Boley from the 1930 Moby Dick, and a buncha guys not on soviet, back door, candy a55, banana crammer, aids bag, Sodom bottom, forty booty, gender offender, hittle vegan stoner peta tree kung fu baded on plants Wikipedia which begs for money but lies.

Its based on a book by Nathaniel Hawthorne who was descended from thw salem witch trials guy and felt bad of his ancrstor he never met like self hating Whites whining of their ancestors from 200 years ao owning slaves

I saw this before I think but don't recall -much, but Seastrom and Gish are a good combo.

it had a buncha other versions amd the 90s one was said to be one of the worst movies ever, but my gf sez i otta do this one so here we go

aftr logo totle and credits we get text saying in puritan ay boson June people are unforgiving and its the sabbath, which should mean Saturday, and people go to Church with a veloved priest

1 guy has a sign on him  saying hs a wanton cospeller and priest comforts him

the governor of the colony comes and then we see gish  at home getting ready and seeing a ppster or w/e saying vanity is bad, ike all those 5kanks on onlyfans or surgery junkies getting bigger and bigger butts

the governers bird sings on the Sabbath abd 1 chick got triggered andwrites an x on this door and its gishesad she goes out yo get this bird as people say running/skipping on The Sabbath is against da law and they gotta tell da minister

Didn't The Savior heal people on The Sabbath and say "Man was not made for The Sabbath, but The Sabbath for Man" ??

so a chick outs Gish to the priestand i thik its not the governors bird but gish's andthey want her punished

gish hears chirch bells and her hair is out and long like Sailor Venus or Wedding Peach and n church ules sneezes and gets bopped on the head for it

This is seeming kinda mus lim

So gish sneaks in nd goes up toface punishment and is old she profaned the Holy day

Do they eat Kosher too? I mean you should, but its in the Old Testament and these guys seem peetty O T

after church the Gish ds in the stoxkaide and has a sign saying she was running and playing on The Sabbath

some guy gives her water and sez he didn't think the comottee would give this punishment but she sez its ok cuz it didn't come dfrom him

he lets her oot and a guy yells wood p===y which in the 21st century seems wrong and guy brings her home to find her bird returned

he sez he hopes she learned her lesson and leaves but lurks around a bit b4 leaving and she  reads a book on law on the area, wait its the governor or we

he sees womens undergarments mucg be cleaned in secret nd hidden from men, unlike anime which shows them often

then women clean clothes in the river by te woods and hang em to dry

Lillian gish has leather thong undies and sm gear on the clothes line like Nafa from Slayers

jk really its white undies and the guy she likes i think the priest comes by and she tries to hide but he finds her and he oders what she's hiding

she dont tell him andhe looks and heers her virgin undies and leaves and she throws em on a tree and goes after him with a cool moving shot of them walking and she wants hi to tell her pff for her sins

he goes off reading his book and she keeps following andthen they are holding hands in the woods and not holding wood in the hands an it pans tio her bloomers in a tree

i think they b0ned and we see their reflection in the water and she sez she told him her thoughts but he sez they sinful but she thinks its love

well, they ain't married and having kids under proper marriage is a forme of being blessed, as Marriage isn't a contract between 2+ parties, but a Holy Sacrament like Baptism or Barmisva

so he loves her and now they move in a d it fades out so i think its now that they butt hammered

we see the governor or w/e saying engaged couples otta talk in long tubes as they didn't have phones, or did they? ancient tech was advanced, and they were not to sin by b0ning

the town criar sez 9 o clock and alls well so go home andthis guy giles i think wjo was tube taling with him is going out

giles chicks dad comes in and sends the giles out and snow falls on him and then we see priest with gish in her place and he sez governor is sending him to soviet England with a message to the kinfg and he wants her as a wife

she sez she canm't marr him and brings out a metal thing saying its her wedding ring and he'd offended she adulterated him as theres a commandment against that andshe sez if she told him she'd hate her

so if i was feeding you cooked kids and didn't tell you cuz you'd be mad at me its ok?

she reveals wen she left candya55 England her dad made her marry a rixh suegeon but theres no word of him and she never b0ned him so she thought its ok

she hinks she needs his forgiveness to live anf he comforts her then they go home and then its summer and a ship came from salem sooner than expected with a petition from England

pries retrns and finds gish did something an looks shocked and goes to see her and seems regretful and wants to stand with her so shes not branded alone like in berserk

she sez shes the guilty one and gets punished and it would f her up to have him fd too as people look up to him like a bacon of light

thats beacon ja bimbo

so they might not be together again and this guy comes in ad priest leaves and people think the priest only cars for the sinful an dfeels for em

the gish comes out wuth her illegitimate child and prest sees his son but cant say anything like alleged republical Arnold Schwarzenegger

shes taken to the town square and they want her t out the babu daddy and prist sez to say it but she sez she wont btray him and loves him

they have her wear a capital letter A fr aultreesss which is celebrated in soviet hollyweird now with 5kanks b0ning anyone or anything they/them can

priest rubs his torso where the letter wuld be like in The Heart Is A Lonely Hunter with the deaf guy and is iced homie

the people go in this shed or dungeon or jail with gish andc the peop;le decide to take her kid and raise it by a good woman and she wigs  out over it

the gov men came and took her baYYYYY beeeee! but sh resists and goes psycho until priest cmes in and 1 chick calls thw kid a devil son unbaptized and d===em bt priest offers to baptize the kid who i think is a chick

prest gets water and gsh names her Pearl as shes a pearl of great price like the Mormons or w/e and he draws a cross on her head even though ur supposed to dunk it under water

\remember, the rents might have done wrong butthe kid hasn't and is a victim hetre

so the peoole seem to be ok as the priest is an honorable guy and later the gish and gish jr pearl are living togerher as outcasts and gish jr is a young kid and draws the letter A on the floor

Who allpwed this girl to learn to read?? isn't this the 1700s or w/e?

gish jr goes out andpriest walks by and looks in but sees a cart coming an goes on

jr asks why priest puts his had on his heart and goes out with the other kids fleeing from her like an aids bag kid in the 80s

soe adults come by and ignore her  but 1 asks her and is told mom got her from a rose bush, so he thinks shes possessed 

the kids throw mud or feces t pearl and she throws back and whn gish comes oyt the kds spatter but 1 kid throws mud or fecal matter at gsh and runs as gish brings the spazzing out pearl in

the priest is sick i think and 1 woman curses the house each time she walks by, like how people wish evil on strangers for accusations of saying words they/them fear

priest gets sick from this andgoes in the chuech and feels bd for him not being punished but his woman getting f'd and his kid

but gish isn't bitter and cares for her seemingly sick kid but then some Indians come to town and  1 Noah looking uy sez he washeld captive by Indians for 7 years and f the people pay his ransom he an use his medical skills fo em

gish comes in and needs gles help with her kid but beardo sees her and gish/gles leaves

giles is freed and signs his name roger callenhe or w/e and at the gish house the giles cant save the pearl so the giles is sent to the mimister and gsh spazzes out with jr

a cool shot of moses crssing the darkness in shadow comes by and beardo is at gish's place and shes stunne as he comes in like Count Orlok in the door

she thinks he was dead but goes to her kid and beardo treates jr and sez its better that kinda kid is dead

i mean its not like its an irish or Frenchie or Spaniard

so he mies a drnk and has the gis thinks hes ginna ice the kid in revenge for her b0ning a guy like woody allens woman or will smiths woman or kid Kardashian

beardo sez vengeance so shallow wont satisfy him and gish drinks some then gives it to jr

gish and jr start convulsing and foaming at the mouth and start tearing off clothes and hey barf out their organs, done with animal guys

jk really jr gets better and beardo is mad at her for cheeting on him

priest comes in saying "our chold" but beardo hears him and sees this is the guy who b0ned his woman and sez hes gish's husband

gish and her butt buddy back away and he looks bada55 and stern but sez he wont out em anmd his revenge will be infinite like the sonic forces character and books it

priest is all shocke and looks like he's dead and gish comforts him and sez they otta get da f outta there like gaijin fleeing Mexico as 1st worlders go there to vacation

laterthe priest gish and kid are in the woods and she has a Spaniard ship to get away after the election but he' too sick 

she tears off the A and lets her hair out and its long like Miko Mido in La Blue Girl and it goves him a b0ner and he comes to lofe for her nd hugs

she puts the A ack on and their kid giv es em something but beardo was there watching from above

giles not Anthony stewart head  from buffy the utt f--k is withsome woman i think his and  i think wears girl clothes andfakes being a woman to mock those in power as the guards come by like  how THEY come for you, as if you can't mock someone, its THEM whos in charge

election day is the 1 day when being happy wasn't punished and i gotta say, i think its exaggerated how rough it was like how queers think the 950s was a h=llscape of oppression for men who were too rrstrcted to go out and b0ne guys, ven though they are 1.8% of the population

so people have fun and 1 thing of a see saw with s oma being dunked in the water like an alleged wutch rial but the people are having fun and cheering and the chick sez she was wrongfully acisef and ever gossiped

wait its a punishment of te andits a big pit of wayer thats robably full of p-ss and sh-t and barf and spurm

so then these knights come n and the high rank Amercans andmore knights or Spaniard soldiers and prest is eith em

beardo finds the Spaniards are sailoiing in the night at high tide and at a meeting the proest gives a speech but beardo looks at him and unnerves im cuz they both know where his b0ner went

priest sez not to be intolerant and only The Creator knows wgats in asinners heart

btw, the bible sez; judge not lest ye be udged, and the story of the unforgiving slave shoes not to be unforgiving

beardo wants priest to bring him with em and he'd be with em wherever he go

to be fair, he had the gish 1st and was married

so piest come out looking autistic and  as gish looks and beardo comes out looking like a demon bejind him, but to modern guys it looks like they b0ned

priest comes out and admits his sin 5 years ago and gsh comes to him to help but it make him look bad

gish claims hes ill and not thining right but he givs a devolved performance and opens his shirt and has the letter A branded into his chest, which explains his hand there and illness as its probably infected

good effects though

she takes her A off and puts it on his A and not a55 and he looks zombified and sez now its freedom or w/e then she makes out with wst i think is hin dead

the people take off their hats andit shows the crowd shot

the enbd

that was pretty good

great acting and filming and good style

the story is good and shows the dangers of jumping o conclusions or hating someone cuz the ones in power tel you not to

Its actually cuz of the alleged salem witch trials that America started Innocent Until Proven Guilty, and not the Cygnus Destroyer/LJN Defender show that was pretty good until he went on reddit and got devolved insane

Aeastrom does well and gish works wondes as usual

After seeing this I watched the trailer for the 90s Scarlet Letter, I think they added a war and made the chick pushy and bossy and rebellious, Kinda see why its called one of the worst movies

it looks lie confederate xena

but this movie was good and shows we shouldn't be so judgemental or hateful for those we don't know

Now I'm pro life so I'm against abortion assisted sicide and the holocost, bt know people wo think those are good, while I disagree woth em, I don;t shun them for different views

The Creator gave man free will, its not mans place to take what was given by The Creator

Its a well made movie and shows how judgement can ruin the innocent like the kid

And him carving himself was like in Yugioh with Mariks brother carving his face after Mareik got his back carved wth the pharaohs mark

For The Scarlet Letter 2 I want gish ti beg for help and te beardo husband offers to save him if she becomes his woman, she agrees and much of the movie is surgery of the priest in real time with girl revealing to her daughter the baby daddy andpeople discussing if they should hate her or forgive her. In the end, the beardo saves priest and when gish will go with him, he admits  he sees she's not fir him and carving through priests guts showed him that. also its a 64 bit game on DS and PSP where you do surgery on the priest and learn what different organs do.

Under Suspicion Review

note; i sprell suspect

Under Suspicion

thos is my review on Under Suspicion from the distant fuutre year to stalin of 1991(20 years before robtoect eaosn n d  transfotmers the headmasters)

oit direcyedby openly brittich Simon Moore who did nothing ore saam saw

it starst openly irosh openly evil Liam Neeson from Excalibur\Krull/Darkman/Schindler's List/Nell/Rob Roy/Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace/Gangs of New York/Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones/Kinsey/Kingdom of Heaven/Batman Begins/Seraphim Falls/\Bryan Mills/Battleship/The Dark Knight Rises/Taken 2/The Lego Movie/Taken 3/Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker/Liberty's Kids/The Simpsons/Family Guy/1916: The Irish Rebellion/Pope: The Most Powerful Man In History/The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Laura San Giacomo from Quigley Down Under/Stuart Saves His Family/Gargoyles/The Secret Files of the Spy Dogs/Batman Beyond/Medium/\Hot in Cleveland, Kenneth Cranham in Oliver!/Gangster No. 1/A.D. The Bible Continues, openly Catholic Maggie O'Neill from Gorillas in the Mist, Stephen Moore from the 1999 A Christmas Carol/a bridge too far, Alex Norton from Squanto: A Warrior's Tale/Braveheart\the 2002 The Count of Monte Cristo/Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, Malcolm Storry from The Princess Bride/thre 1992 The Last of the Mohicans, Martin Grace fro0m the wild greee an rhe 1st Indiana jones trilogy, Richard Graham from Titanic/Gangs of New York, and a buncha guys i never saw or aint on back door, candy a55, frooty booty, banana crammer, aids bag, Sodom botton, cripple nipple, soy boy, beta male, hippie vegan stoner peta tree king fu based on plants, wikipedoa who thinks Oswald irhished up j fk and oj isn't a killer.

after creits and title we see liam going in a place and there ablonde thee and they take a shower togtehwer and a guy in a trenchcoat and hat comes in

\liam is b0ning the blonde and the guy is nearing the shower and the fiend of liam tris to aleart him as the retutning guy gets a rifle and fires through the door and liam and blone book it through the woods nuaked and i hope laim is uncircimsised

liams homei is caught on a fence a d retutning guy is gonna cap him but homie gets away and when a cop comes by he turns and capsp hm on instinct

2 years later its Christmas and this takes place in soviet England in the 50s when divorce laws were toughter and men bore ffalse witness on their wifes with a photograph and private dick to fake them cheeting

liam gets home and finds this guy he's with's place was broke into and the guy is a lawyer and  but nothing was stolen by it

this guy wants to get liam to help him have liam's woman to help him fake chetin g or w/e and later lawyer is with blonde and in a restaurant and hotel and a cop hassles liam over if he's doing illegal divorce work

laim comes in to the hortel and sez he forgot his key and opens the door to see the blonde and lawyer in bed and takes a photo and sez "u 2 shood be ashamed of urself" and later is with flm in his plac with his wife the blonde and she finds he has a gun from the Italian stallion benito Mussolini and he pulls the trigger at her as he thnks its not loaded like alic baldwin claimed

later hes driving an a guy wants the car as liam won it in a poker game as irosh gamble and steal and do evil

he does the photograph jump thing but in the room is the blonde iced and the room f'd and after settling things like a coffin thats cheap as he dont got much money, he's looked into and finds the guy who hired him said he used a fake name and was a millinonare and he goes over it with the cops as they interrogate him on if he had a han in it like henry the 8th or o j or prince Charles

he claims he didn't have a gun and sez whoever iced em too the guys thumb and i think he loses his car or somethingand goes by the white cliffs of dover tothis mansipn and this hermaphrodite loking alleged woman takes this flowers thing for a lady he brought

he gets a card that sez this guys wife got it too and meets a chick to talk about who iced these people but she don't care and when a detective comes by liam wants to leave out the back

liam asks anboyt her man who had oxygen but wasn't sick and his psintings were gone and the detective brings liam out

liam thinks the chick wjo he was talking to and smoked a faeg gov uh 4 too eh wot iced him as he eas into a younger woman like Leonardo de caprop or peter Trudeau

liam interviews a guy who worked with i think the iced guy and laterthe liam of neesom sneaks back to the house from at the start but is beat out on the head with a rolling pin

he wakes up in a stocaid and with a ball gag in his mouth and a big black guy saying "yo butt iz mone home boy!"

jk its the gf of the guy who was iced with the wife andshe has the paintings and sez she blows a whistle 2 cops come

she throws a painting in a fire and sez if he takes it out she can keep it and after waiting opr a while he gets it and he sez she proved he cares more for money than her but he sez she has more money

her paintings were signed by the artist but only ones with the artists thumbprint are official and they talk of how her butt buddy sed he'd ice himself if she left and lian sez if he did, what he do with da gun

cops have a photo of liasm with a hun andi missed sme alking with my homie in NJ about dbz andwhen i looked we see lian sucin a faeg as hes a bit in da 50s and gf of the iced illoianre offers him money to find the one who iced their butt buddys

a cop checks things anf asks a guy why it toom hm 2 hours to get home and leaves and later the wife who i pnly now notice is afrcanized, might be the lighting, sez her husband changed after a trip or something and lied about being done ceeting

liam thinks wife is innocent and the gf is the killer aand the killer ook the thumb to fake paintings being real

gf talks with the neeson of if peple contro,l themselves or life their lovers or w/e but they notice sometyinbg and go inside with her saying she feels safe with him and tries dseducing him even though he wants to go

he's in bed b0ning her and she turns into a spider yokai and ger a55 is a toothed mouth and bites off his b0ner

jk thats wicked city and he hears a sound and uses a wine bottle as a club but finds her wit a candle light dinner

so then they are b0ning and he asks why she stayed with him and she sez her advantures and people she met like Picasso and after shes in h-ll she'd exist ingalleries and how they wanna do anyting forwhat they need

later he is in the room the bodies were in with a cop and go over things and find the killer know 1 of em as they didn't move from bed and thre killer went out the window and went on the roof to go inthe kitchen, but wheres the gun

they notice a chimney and check the fire place thats never off like owswits-z had to be to cook that many millions in 4 years and find neesons gun

later lism picks a lock as hes an irish and smokes and gets in a place and finds wife and gf at a will reading where gf gets all the paintings and she saw t was changed the say he as iced

the lion goes to talk with her and they make out and b0ne as i guess its body language and after she sleeps he takes her key and looks in the art wroom but she finds him and wigs out pver not trusting her but he comforts her

so this guy i think the cop follows a guy and finds him in bed with a man and they get arrested for butt stuff, instead of modernday England where disagreeing with butt stuffers is a criminal offence

in i think her place wait it the place from the start with the lain am gf goin over things and how he dont feel inoocent and wants to go back to amercia and his fun i think dont work well since it wa run over and the guy who did something got hanged last year as they used to know what to do to crooks

she leaves and a guy come sby i dont know and beats on liam and  man who go b0ned by a man is grilled by a cop over the will but cop gets a call and leaves to go to liam all beat up

its new years 1960 and 12 years til devilman and mazinger z and the booty boy blows his head off as he didn't wnna go to jail and gte bummed more even though he likes being butt hammered, and left a note saying liam iced em both

liam is on trial andthey discuss hiswork of ruining marriage and using his woman to b0ne men and its revealed he left the forced after being made to so he'd not be charged lie with judge dredd with max von syndow regigning to save dredd

its revaled his woman was in the actors union and could have an insurance of 1000 pounds (or spurm) and he didn't know and he sez his place was broke into and only 1 witness knows bitb cant say as he cares more of his privacy than a mans life

those evil English, we should have sided with zee kaizer

so he's coerced to testify and sez howthere was signs of a break in and cop who beat on liam sez he thins liam did it

gf sez she saw someone climb in the window of the hotel in the kitchen andwhen he lit his faeg to smoke gives all these details of how he lit it of how its how liam does that to smoke too

cop looks into the gf and finds she bouht a 1 way ticket to America and the trial points out that liams a liar and liam sez to believe him and its stooped to ice 2 people fvor 1000 pouns of humn waste better known as the irish

afer sitting on the toilet in his cell the court finds him guilty and he wigs out

they hang him and his neck snaps and his body spazzes out and the neck gives out and head flls off and he splatts on the ground spazzing out

jk really the liam is bummed tht he is getting whats coming to his kind as its not the 1st time england sent an an irish man home to h e double France

the gf skipped ton and this is in color and widescreen and has that 90s style to it like the start of the 90s

cop breaks into gfs place an d looks through her cr-p and eventually finds the artists thumb in a jar and calls but the lines are busty and he drives fast to get there and he's racing to save the guy from being iced like in The Birth Of A Nation but busts his car into another one but hoofs it

he gets there as they drop im and grabs him wich is somehow able to keep him from falling and is like power rangers or something

not sure thats possible so get the mythbusters on it

later liam is in his cell andlater is free and is gonna book it but owes munny to people and cop sez sorry for not believeing him and gives him money for a suit and shave

the laim meets the gf in the jail yard as she's being lesbiansed and she thinks he was paid by the woman and he planted evidence and framed her but he sez she really iced em and she sez she misses him and he's going to America and she asks if he did it all crazed

she gets in slose and and bites his neck and tears it out as he dies

jk really he whispers something to her and we dont hear and later the liam is on a boaat withthe wife and sez they can sell painting swhen the price goes up and she sez how he planted evience on her and  he implies he loved hr but has a smoke with his wired lighter ritual described by the gf

the end

that was well done

kinda hard to follow with all these devolved looking brits looking the same

its well filmed and theres a fw love scenes like The Room but the music is good and its well acted

good twists and it keeps shifting who did what to keep you guessing

the Irishman is the bad guy? sounds right

some people didn't like it  and i undrrstand bt its a decent film

For Under Suspicion 2 I want a relative to gather evidence against the liam and wife and gathers info actoss England and America and Mexico. but he's a ninja and goes around cutting through the wifes goons and their steampunk ww2 power armor and huge death machines and gets to a temple in soviet Mexico where they used the items in the husbands collection to summon a daenon god. Also its an 8 bit platformer with anme cut scenes like Ninja Gaiden on Nes, Gam Boy Mster System, Game Gear, TG16, Atari 7800 and lynx where you pla as him and fight big 8 bit bosses.

Sadie Thompson Review

 Note: I spell morally immoral

Sadie Thompson

This is my review on Sadie Thompson from the dtant future year (toThe Right Honorable John Wilkes Booth) of 1928

Its directed by Raoul Walsh who did the 20s The Thief of Bag dad/White Heat/Captain Horatio Hornblower/Along the Great Divide/Blackbeard the Pirate/The Lawless Breed/Saskatchewan

It stars gloria swanson (who's kids were iced) who wrote the film and was in Sunset Boulevard, Lionel Barrymore from Judith of Bethulia/America/Ben-Hur/The Show/West of Zanzibar/The Mysterious Island/Arsène Lupin/Rasputin and the Empress/the 30s Treasure Island/the 30s David Copperfield/Mark of the Vampire/The Devil-Doll/The Stars Look Down/Dragon Seed/It's a Wonderful Life/Duel in the Sun/Key Largo, Blanche Friderici from The Hatchet Man/A Farewell to Arms, Charles Willis Lane from the 20s Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, James A. Marcus from the 20s Oliver Twist/The Iron Horse/the 20s The Scarlet Letter, Will Stanton (not Maxfield Stanton) from the 30s lice in Wonderland/The 30s Annie Oakley/the 30s Mutiny on the Bounty/the +30s The Last of the Mohicans/The Little Princess/Sergeant York/Adam's Rib, Raoul Walsh from The Birth Of A Nation playing American Hero and Patroit John Wilkes Booth, and a bunha guys not on soviet back door candy a55 sodom bottonm aids bag gwender offender wiener cleaner peeder puffer monkey junkie banana crammer reality phobic wikipedia

I saw this b4 and its pretty good

It had controversy as it was too much for the 20s and they changed the reverand to a normal due for the movie as they didnt allow making Priests look bad back then

Now they GOTTA make em look bad, but can't make purvoes or junkies look bad

this movie was thought to no longer exist like a book THEY don't want us reading, but in swansons place was a copy and now we got it today

Its based on the story "Rain" by W. Somerset Maugham and the 1922 play, based on the story, by John Colton and Clemence Randolph

after tirle an credits we get text saying its pago pago a south seas island and i hope they don't eat long pig as its not kosher

in there marines are there and theres hardly any Whites like the left wants but a boat comes from soviet san fran sicko and a reverend and his wife come to there to help the gaijin and sinners find  the way anf as does a dr and his wife

also is Sadie Thompson played by gloria and shes got kind of a joker grin and they sihn this book and say a quote

they get 2 da island and rev Davidson, as king David was a good man who mae mistakes like everyone from Adam to Satan goes to meet the governo

Sadie is popular with the military guys and walks with rev who thinks they are into him bt not in a b0ning way and they go to a hotel owned by joe horn like the other joes, stalin, mengele and biden, like they ad thwr ancestrs ownedslaves

hes got a fat island wifewho smokes but he tell not to cuzthe rev and wife are back andthis manly guy played by John Wilkes Booth Raoul wash is sgt tim o'hara like scarlet o'hara and she has an interest in him

rev Davidson like kin solomo son of David wjo fell into sin and allowed daemon wirship like soviet alifornia don't like herbeing into guys and shining a igt i his and a monkey's face and the monkey jmps on his head as syhe laughs and tells off colored jokes

the guys g off and so does she but guys run after her andshes going to apia to work for the steamboat company but she can't leave as they are locked down for 10 days cuz of small pox, which if made in  the bi den years it would have monkey pox, and if made in the Reagan years would be hiv, the original monkey pox

so t starts raining and they go in and Sadie ets undressed a bit cuz her clothes are wet and a guy comes on to her so she slaps him like a b-ch

she asks for a room to wait for the lock down to pass and gets a  rom in thre back and has guys clean it up

rev sez he talked to da governor to clean up the islands morals and i guess people are b0ning in public like californa or new York

Sadie puts a carachture of rev on a guys butt holding non alcoholic booze andlistens o a record and gets rowdy wth the dudes as rev sez she attracted men on the boat

a msn of the sea triesto make out wth her but shesends him off and hes like drunk or something and has the rov carachture n his a55 the rev sees and pulls off and Sadie throws chim in the rainand he staggers around as she leaves hi to die

Sadie as in sado masochism eats food and 1 guy recognixes her form a bad disteict in soviet san ran Sodom but 1 guy ez he's jumping to conclusions but rev thinks shes a h--ker and confronts her and throws the Ohara in the wall but sadomas sez this isn't his business

he dont want the place turned inot a br=thel and she sez get out or she'd send her men after him like feminists o wih their beta male slaves who lust for them and they biker back and forthe

i guess he dont want to wake u covered in spurm like nikki minaj or Madonna or bulma

rev want t report her to the goveronor and Ohara is playing around with her  as re watches and hpes it dont get 18+ like a G Nagai p0rn0

the army guys go out and bring th drumk guy who was caoguth in  turnstile ou and  Sadie hangs up her clothes as a guy sez Davidson rv is a leading reformer and Sadie is fd and not in the butt like that afrian prez

later Sadie and oharaswing in a hammock and don't b0ne and  he sez his best homie married a chick frm san fran sicko in the redlanterns and are happy with kids and they smoke and give a monke some tobacco

afer a good time not b0ning he goes off and she goes back to her room  change but Ohara tells her Davidson ia outing her to the governor so she otta not see guys til evening tomorrow and he'd come by

jow talks with a dr who met rev on the at an spreads morality tha sinners like politicians fear

in bed sado mas fights a bug under the net and at night it rained cuz its the island

the next da rev sez the natives are so dsepraved he had to explain what sin is, like in that Hawaii moviewith the natves marrying sistes, inbreeding, mking devolved kids and killing em in the sea

what next? they eat em??

so rev has joes manly woman bring adie out and he  offers her  a gift but she sez she has a jb and nees money, probably fro b0ning

he offers her salvation and if you looked into the p0rn0 industrt, many suicde or get suicided from the job pressures and hose in charge

she goes in her room, has a smoke, cmea out abd sez sirry for being --chy b4 and he wants to help her and finds she had a singing job in soviet san fran sickoand her "pipes got rusty" hich makes me think she did mouth stuff and caught smething

Rev offers her a chance to save her soul and will not allow her to go to apia to b0ne guys for money

she thinks the salvation thing is made up and hes after her but he tells her shes evil and she calls him a liar and as he's nt a Minister why listen to him

he tries to get her to repent on her knees but not in a mouth b0ning way and its like optimus primal trying to reformat Megatron against is will as Salvation must be of ones own will or its not real

she bites hi and he goes ot sayng he's gonna out her to the governer, and if she is going there to b0ne guys, it could spread disease like what happened with hi in the 80s with evetyone b0ning andthe bathouses of butt stuff

she talks to Ohara and hates on rev fir trying to save her and they look at this albim with his face edited on a baby cartoon

she worres of re can send her her back to san fan Sodom and wait its oharas album and e has ohotoes of hs homie and wife wo lve is the wrethed cessooole of Australia andhe offwrs to bring her there

she gets a letter that orders her to leave back to san fran Sodom where in the 21st century people cr-pped on the ground and left it there and Ohara asksi she can get da governor to let her wait for the Sidney bat i ean boat

on the way there se wgs out at rev oer outing her and thinking it lies and asks if she did any harm to him even though its like seeing a guy playing with matches and telling his mom gto make im stop b4 he burns doen the plae

after throwing a spazz, Ohara takes her away and people around em covder their ears from her foul mouth that had a lot o man parts in it

rev sez to joe devilved he told him not to let sadomas stay here and as she goes up to the governer, a marine comes by to arrwst ohata

Ohara carries Sadie as she holds an umbrella and rev sent a complaint to oharas superior

Sadie sez the gv sez she can go to btt hole a55 australi if its ok with hm an begs it to e sent back to san fran Sodom as a man there wont let her go straight and watches the boats but rev thinks itd a cop and she did a crime

she sez she was framed and he offers er a chance and she sez sed do anything, but he tells her she needs jail time to pay her service even if  innocent(thats not how it works, the innocent dont need jail)

she thinks shes done but he sez itd the new start and later  she tells dr man she didn do the crime and wants him to get rev to let her go to soviet asutsraila

he talks to rev but it dont work and she b--ches at him for sending her back cuz she suffered and he dont care and sez he's d===ed if he causes her end

rev goes off and thinks she's possessed and at night she has viet nam flash backs to being in jail i san fran sicko as i guess she got a broomyp the a55 like that law and order em

se wigs out and cals to rev and he eventually comes down and offers her a chance to repentbut she don't kno how to pray and he leads her in a prayer and ater it she kinda blacks out blicketee black yo homie wiggle wiggle aids

rev leaves and days later shes repenting alone and gives her make up box to the joe wife who smokes and alks her fat a55 around until her man kicks it with his virgin foot

later Ohara asks joe where rev is and finds hes trying to stop the ilsans grils fom dancing lie 5kanks and has jan or w/e her name is, Sadie, but she reminds me of joan Crawford, is in her room praying for 3 days

Ohara goes to see her and she thanks him for her kindness and is going back to soviet Sodom rfransicko and  he ants hr to go to candy a55 Sidney wit him

when she asks if rev said so he gets bossy and wants em to go off togtehr but she sez even if she's innocent rev sez jail is how she can repend

some military guys come and Ohara tells em to get her cr-p on the boat to go to sysdney and she wigs out until h sez she can repent in Sydney and be his wife and they smooch and  she fights him and runs as she wants to be saved and avoid h=ll by temptation

he carrys her against her will and rev objects but the mility guys hold Ohara back as he gets his irish up

he breaks free and jan crawforl or w/e she is sez its ok ad the guys restrain him but he sez she's hypnotized but she sez sadis is dead and  she wants to g bak

he sez he' never forget hr and goes off and she tells rev its her fault and not to punush him and that things are clearer twhen hes hrre and asks if shes tefeemed

he sez she passed the test and resisted temptation and she goes off and he sez she's redeemed but dr sez why send her to prison

he sez he feels her pain when shes in jail and  later its storming and rev has had bad dreams of Sadie and it kept him up

but dr sez he thnks its sexy drams and joe the devolved laughs

rev goes to sadrs room and she was wait its revs room and she as afraid as it was dark and the next day a gaijin in the water with a fishing net finds the revs body in the sea

k i was watching the youtube vid of it w/o the reconstructed thing as the ending is f;d footage and they had to use surviving stills and new title cards

so he sees flaming eyes liek venus and judas and ceeps on her and sez she dont gotta go to san fran sicko and she asks what sacrifice to offer

rev sez shs like a kings daughter and he sez shes brautiful and she sez shes tired and wants to sleep and goes to her room and the rain falls and he goes in

then its the dr and the oe talking and dr tells revs wife, then we see Sadie saying she's beautiful and Ohara comes in to tell her of Davidson

she wigs out and sez men are pigs like that scene in willow with the b--chy chick turning people into pigs

but when they filmed that they had to keep hosing off the pigs cuz they kept b0ning

imagine if they left it in? after they turn back: guy 1: waht did we do? guy 2: what DIDN'T we do, booty boy!!

so dr tells Sadie that rev cut his own throat and was found dead and she sez she can forgive him and thought the joke was on her bot now aint, but sez she's sorry for all on earth

shr is with Ohara now and wonders where she's gonna go and he wants her to go to sdney and in 4 weeks when his service end he can come for her and she sez she'd wait 1 million years, even though the erth is oly 6000ish and evolution is non canon

the end

that was pretty good but it has a religious man as the bad guy and the 5kank being shown as a victim

its kinda like a movie they'd mke today but theyd be closer to the book or w/e and have him be a priest

it shows the danger of trying to help lost souls how you might be sucked in like the brother of the guy peter pan was based on who treid to save a owning friend and bit it

its kind of a dangerous story but its a well made film and hasgood acting and writing and filming

they kinda kept it clean with you having to read between the lines to see the lust ad sin in there

its a well made film and tells a sotry but there are creepers who fke ebing good and misuse their power an authority to prey on people tey claim t help

good cautainary tale but makes the faithful look bad and salvation look wrong

For Sadie Thompson 2 I want them to be in Australia and on a honey moon and encounter a tibe of yowie that abduct her, but she reveals to be a daemoness who corrupts others and lead the rev to ruin, then as Ohara is gonna be eaten by the yowie, the mrs Davidson comes in with a holy axe and dlays the yowie and takes on the demoness to free her husbands soul from her evil. also its a  2 play fighting game in 16 bit on sega genesis, snes, tg16, Atari jaguar and gba where you play as Ohara, mrs Davidson(who's a body builder under her robes) the Sadie the demoness or a variety of yowie, including some cyborgs, and figtn street fighter style to beat the demoness, or as a yowie to become the new leader.

I'm Not There Review

 Note; i spell better than a junkie

I'm Not There

This is my review on I'm Not There From the dstant yture year toNosh of 2007(the year of Transformers Season 4 and I think Sin And Pnishment on N64)

Its directed by sodomus Todd Haynes Who did nothing I saw as I don't do gay xxx.

It stars openly brittish Christian Bale from the 94 Little Women/Pocahontas/Reign of Fire/Equilibrium/The Machinist/Batman Begins/The Dark Knigh/Terminator Salvation/The Dark Knight Rises/Exodus: Gods and Kings, eco commie Cate Blanchett from The Talented Mr. Ripley/The Gift/The Shipping News/The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring/The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers/The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King/\The Aviator/Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull/The Curious Case of Benjamin Button/the 2010 Robin Hood(IIIIIIIII deClare YUUUUUUUUUUUu an OUTTTTTTTTLAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW)/The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey/The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug/The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies/Song To Song, Marcus Carl Franklin from Law & Order/Blue Bloods, Maruta fighter Richard Gere from An Officer and a Gentleman/First Knight/The Mothman Prophecies/The Simpsons, openly dead Heath Ledger from 10 Things I Hate About You/The Patriot/A Knight's Tale/the worst version of The Four Feathers/Brokeback Mountain/The Brothers Grimm/The Dark Knigh/The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus(More like, the sodomarium of dr d==k a55es!), dingo spdomingo Ben Whishaw from the 2010 The Tempest/Paddington, Charlotte Gainsbourg from Independence Day: Resurgence,the evolutionarily challengd David Cross from The Cable Gu/Small Soldiers/Scary Movie 2/Men ln BIack 1 an 2/She's the Man/Futurama: The Beast with a Billion Backs//King of the Hill/Crank Yankers/The Colbert Report/Wonder Showzen/Family Guy/Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!/Law & Order: Criminal Intent/Drunk History, Bruce Greenwood from First Blood 1/The Sweet Hereafter/The Core/I, Robot/Racing Stripes/2009 Star Trek/Batman: Under the Red Hood/Star Trek Into Darkness/The People v. O. J. Simpson: American Crime Story, evil loving good hating Julianne Moore from Benny & Joon/The Fugitive/The Lost World: Jurassic Park/Boogie Nights/The Big Lebowski//1998 Psycho/Hannibal/The Shipping News/Children of Men/Being Flynn(suck o my c=ck o!!), the Courtney love to hearh ledgers kurt Cobain Michelle Williams from Species/Halloween H20: 20 Years Later/But I'm a Cheerleader/Brokeback Mountain/Oz the Great and Powerful/Venom, Mark Camacho from Hollow Point/The Whole Nine Yards/The Adventures of Pluto Nash/Mambo Italiano/X-Men: Days of Future Past/Are You Afraid of the Dark?/the 90s Lassie/One Dead Indian/Samurai Pizza Cats/Sharky and George/Night Hood/Arthur/Caillou/The Country Mouse and the City Mouse Adventures/Animal Crackers/3 Friends and Jerry/Ripley's Believe It or Not!/Mona the Vampire/Tripping the Rift/Huntik: Secrets & Seekers/Mega Babies. Benz Antoine from Romeo Must Die/Get Rich or Die Tryin'/The Outer Limits/The New Addams Family/The Crow: Stairway to Heaven/butt f==king Diggstown, Kris Kristofferson from Big Top Pee-wee/Blade 1-3/The Land Before Time VI: The Secret of Saurus Rock/the 2001 Planet of the Apes/Dolphin Tale/the 1986 Stagecoach/Heavens Gate, Don Francks from Star Wars Holiday Special/Inspector Gadget/90s X-Men/Goosebumps/Donkey Kong Country/the 90s Silver Surfer/Sam & Max: Freelance Police,- Susan Glover from Are You Afraid of the Dark?/Heritage Minute/Radio Active(Adult education? Like, Adult Movies??)Animal Crackers/Arthur/The Busy World of Richard Scarry/The Country Mouse and the City Mouse Adventures/Jungle Book Shōnen Mowgli/The Legend of White Fang/The Little Lulu Show/Martin Mystery/Mega Babies/Mona the Vampire/Night Hood/Ripley's Believe It or Not!/Samurai Pizza Cats/Sharky and George/Tripping the Rift/Evolution Worlds, and a few guys i never saw in anything or aint on back door, ags bag, frooty boory, banana crammer, sodom bottom, gender offende, soy boy, beta malr, soviet wikipeda who thinks oj is not a killer but Oswald is despite neither being found guilty.

i never saw this and know nothing of bob dylon but hear its BOUT him

after a lot of credits and tiles we get a body with bad hait in a coffin and it says he's more than 1 person and we see 6 people lke b/w and widescreen

then credits to a song and it turns to color and this balck kid jumps on a moving train and meets some hobos and sez hes 7 and named morty gunthrun

then we see a gay brit looking like the dr who froot ancswering questions nd then back to the black taling to the hobos and how he wrote illbilly songs and got into drinking and gambling and a maruta liked his sound sna dgot him to his bosses thing

at a carnival he meets a guy dressed like a super hero or p0rn0 actor and is given a ticket to orgeous geoorge ad he tells the hobos he was unionized aka sodomized

brit mo sucks a faeg as in smoing and talks of farmers and after playng a song lives wit an africanied family and its 1959 and he sings of things 20 years prior and is told to sing of his own time

then a news story of folk music and it has Christian bale aka batman as jack rollins being a singer who had it all and threw it away and was in a movie that started a guys career but comes back after 20 years

we get interviews with a chick who likes him and hsi songs and how he gave voice to ideas she wanted to say and he queered out after 63 as it got too commercial and he wanted to make change(what kind of change? probably evil) also, i the corporations are supporting your message, you are NOT the resistance, like the banana crammers and gender offenders getting hired by beer companies. and soviet Disney.

in a flashback he gets some devolved guys after him and they wanna steal his insttument and i mean hsi guitar not his foot long, andhe falls in the river off a train off a brdge

after some trippy cr-p he see a big whale coming after him and wims despite being black and the alarm wakes up thus chick in bed and she gets up to make breakfast for her c=ck suckin kids.

she hears on the tv that Nixon ender nam but should have nuked those c=ck suckers back to h e double 731 and we later hear of the actor from the movie who madd it doign well and filming something and maybe having a relationship with someone which i think means b0ning

We see heath ledger wh was the joker as both played Dylan like in the Korean gundam knock off with Char being Amuro Ray under his mask.

hearth smokes a faeg and whnes about how the meaning of hsi work was gone but its only filming a movie and they cut and then we seeehim talking with  this chick about her being a French and not looking it and they get along as both smoke.

its 1964 and shes a painter and j b j who i once called l b gay and my left wing friend say u b gay, has total power and not the agic stick like big green goku.

afte driving around or w/e the movie he did that trid to be meaningful like banana crammers james dean and marlon brando, didt do it 4 her.

then we see black kid in the hospital aved by a White couple  then th kid pas music for her frends and wants to be a singer on tv and in hollywang like elvis but the fam gets a call saying theres a juvenile on the loose and wanted.

back in the scene with da 2 hoboz he gets off da train andtakes a bus  to a hospital and brings flowers for a he brew looking guy sleeping in a bed and plays gyitar for him

the chic wjo was his woman sez ho at a rights award he f'd it up and was drunk and how he thought u can' change things but she thought she could as he saw j fk got it for it

in the award he sez something about Oswald but THEY don't lie it and later he sez sorry even though oswalf wasn't on the Degrassi goll

later brit m is in a car wih a blood pressure thing on his ar andtyping a thing on a typewriter anftalks of how he nearly iced himself with pity and we see  caite blachnette as him  at a show and him and his crew pulling out mahine guns and opening fire, then they are playing struments and nt man parts

the crowd thinks he sold out and sh-ts on him but not literally but hould have and at a thing where they ask questions the reporters ask why hes bood and dont d protest songs anymore or if hes trying to push his ideas on them or if he;s given up on progressive cr-p.

e don't give a real aswer and jerks around it like Hanape Yamada j=rkin off in Hanappe Bazooka.

later hes in a room thinking how if the aerage gus with a job care of his cr-p and sees a chick in a magazine he used to date.

so he uses pills and smokes a lot and a brit come in and calls him a traitor/w=nker and pulls a knife and cuts a guy. He gets his head beat in by a blonde and i think hes dead but we can only hope.

later heath joker meets a hick i think the chck from hanniba and that kevin spcy movie with the little girl and hrn then we see cait hanging out with the back door beetles who got whats coming to em and these britz question her on her songs but she sez they want him to say what they want.

cait as a dude meets a blonde hick and clais to be straight with her and they wal through the wods like a forest of butt hair and wants to b0ne her butshe sez he's not really free

he sees alan Ginsburg the poet as driving by and n a scooter and says cait sold out to God and shes happy to have met him

cait talks with a guy of how her songs are used for recruiting n=gro street gangs and other volence abd cait dont care and then tjrows a spazz over it as "you ask these other artists these questions?" and when ased if she feels anything like love or regret sez no and walks around and we see a thing of cait in a cage abdpeple laughting to caroon sounds and cait has this hat guy in a cage, maybe the interviewer, then otherthings as this blues song plys and the guy watches

h8h, i boned up o bob debver r dylon or w/e and found he's hjwish but turned kinda Christian, good for him

so after a show and people throw bottles cait sez "this aint brittish music" and people hate him

then thy see richarde gere or gear and dressed like Indiana jones or in thee anus jones and the teple of spurm and living in the woods  or on a farm or w/e and his dog runs off cuz dugs are inferior things that have no place in our blue and pure world

being sub human as well, he goes afer it and wanders the woods but sees some viet nam cr-p in hs mind

then a 9 foot ssasquatch comes out anf grabs him by the neck, lift him up, and says "You're a butt virgin, aren't you?"

jk reallyhe spzzes out we see sme redneck kids and he goes by a guy and helps him put up a sign and asks if he saw the dog

the sign guy sez the gov approves a highway or we and the people got 1 month to get out and 1 guy tried  blowing his head off but lived and i tink a few hung themselves

hen we see heath joker talking wih guys outsie looking 90s place andhe is called a chauvinist fo thinking guys and dames are different and these whiny chicks get b--chy as the truth i offensive to liars

he asks her to play a game, winner gets to lve, jr its really they each write the nastiest thing they can and shegets triggered like a beta male and gos off

a guy taes photos and he tells him to beat it and he betas out saying pro feminist cr-p to win his woman back, but this guy with em sez he changed

gear comws in a western tiwn and tal to guys then we see brit mo saying soe rule like not trusting a cop in a raincoat (like dick tracey?) and in thewest town  a black kid coes in and ask him for help

in cait time she watches a talk shoe sayingsjes hated for using electric music (which by the 80s was loved) and sez caits eal name is aaron jacon edeltein(oy vey! acht tung! mein kam ph!)

cait typewriters a thing on a tarantuls as we see one alking around looking cool

then heath talks to his gf and her daughter wants to know what shes talking to.

then in the wild west town we see a giraffe and some kinda show of singers singing and people stading around.

in the cait land cait goes around a b/w 60s party andfinds she s a miluonatre and gets 83 shows but she cant do it and her manager and band guy or w/e meet

this blonde is there and is b--chy over her cat doing something wrong or going out andcait makes comments of it to her crotch and having teeth andblonde leaves

cait leave or w/e and i thin is on drugs from trippy background and talking devolved and sez shes the only one with any b=lls

 and tells her bandmate or manager that the blonde isn't into him

blonde calls cait a real c=ck sucker and cait barfs and is brought out by some gus through a crowd thats there now and  to a car and drives off as 1 alleged person lights its hair on fire

cat is in a field wth gnsburg an mocking The Savior on The Cross as THEY are aganst Hm and for evil

in some point i think batman looksat the sky and sees a trinity in the light through the clouds and has becmea bible believerand minister and sez how the devil is int musc (probably as THOSE who run the industry are working for him) and sigs a bible song

heath looks hrough photos and finds a letter rom his woman wjo i think isn't the hinnibal chick and i missed what it sed but heath is meetng her and they argue ove who gets the kids but she sez she wont take his kids

this is what happens when you breed with the French, might as well be an orangutan as neither have souls

frenxh gf hugs the heat and i dont mean mouths his b0ner and they make out then go to court and we see kid making kid art an gear sees a poster of a guy looking like a Wildman or something

the sasquatch dde is there looking at gear and gear is caughtby the townsfolk for some reasn and hes in jail

we see brit mo saying something aboutsome cr-p i don ge i dont know, i got a sun burn and myskin stings, and we see a body o the floor and think its one of te main guys who's had toomany psyche's or w/e.

heah i think is with the kids and a guy breaks gear outta al but gear gets on a train and his liberator dont

we see a motorcycle on the side of the road in plNTS and die caps lock you c=ck sucking moher mf--kimg p o sh-t i ho[e you gets reaped dead by a million apes!

cait talks to a guy in a car smoking again and sezmusic is more than something and people try to own it, i dont know, this is hard to follow

se sez shes a foulke singer and fter mug shots ofall 6 bob  denvers we see gear wake up on a tain with his guitar and talking of how people want freedom and he changes a lot over a day and is some other cr-p i missed

this movie is too long and the words dont stick to me

then we see 60s or w/e footage of bob playing harmonica

then credis with 1 guy in a ban called jim james like its power puff girls mitch mitchelson

we theeres frenh in this, find the cure!

dog was called Capone

the end

that wasn't bad, i never knew much about bod Dylan or bod denverr or den aka ned from zone of the enders the fist of mars but this seems kinda interestin

its a non linear metaphorical biopic with various symbolism and styles

its like 135 mins and I saw it on pluto tv with adds and it kinda dragged a bit but had interesting visuals and art

bob liked it but my rents didn't as they don't GET it.

its a bit like cloud atlas with a half dozen storis that are the same guy but this didn't get hate for having Whites play gaijin, while this had bob being africanized andplayed by a chick and played by gentiles

it didn't resonate with me and i hardltvknow any Dylan songs as imma 90s kid but this wasn't bad, but it didn't move me

its decent but kinda long and the dialogue isn't memorable or standing outand is a bit forgwttable

i dont hate it, its got creative ideas and is not awful

i'm glad i saw it

For I'm Not There 2 I want the 6 peope to be summoned to the universe nexus by the real dylon and they team up to fight a cosmic evil lke some kinda space yokai nd his chimpeople slave sodiers. Also its a 16 bit beat em up on Seg Genesis, Snes, TV16, Atari Jaguar and GBA whwre you ply 1 level wit each Dylan ranger asnd can have a 2nd player as another ranger and the last attle the originaldylan becomes a giant bio robot and fights the space yokai thing.

Jane Got A Gun Review

 Note: I spell Americam and not gun phbuc like soviet Canada or candy a55 England

Jane Got A Gun

This is my review on Jane Got A Gun from the dtand fture year to The Right Hoborabl John Wilkes Booth of 2015 (10 years before Transformers Victory)

Its directed by Gavin O'Connor who did The Accountant with back dor ben Affleck

It stars Natalie Portman from Mars Attacks!/Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace/Zoolander/Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones/Cold Mountain/Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith/V for Vendetta/Black Swan/The Simpsons/Song To Song, Joel Edgerton from Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones/the 2004 King Arthur/Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith/Zero Dark Thirty/the 2013 The Great Gatsby/Exodus: Gods and Kings, Noah Emmerich from Last Action Hero/The Truman Show/Windtalkers/Cellular/Super 8/The West Wing/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, openly brazillian Rodrigo Santoro from 300/300: Rise of an Empire/2016 the Ben-Hur, Boyd Holbrook  from Song To Song (untl they cut his scense)/Robot Chicken, traitor to England and the scotts and openly feminist Ewan McGregor from Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace/Moulin Rouge!/Black Hawk Down/Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones/Big Fish/Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith/Angels & Demons/Amelia/Jack the Giant Slayer/Star Wars: The Force Awakens/Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, ND som guys not on back door, candy a55 beta male, aids bag, frooty booty, banana crammer, gender offender, soy boy, cripple nipple, Sodom bottom hippe vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants soviet commie wikipedia

I never saw this but its produced by natalie portman whos kind of a devlved feminist and hates Cops and hates coal/oil/gas, defended Polanski but claimed to regret it, and is a commie. EW! its a vegan! Find the cure!

it made like 5 million of 25 millipn and people don't like it much

after logos we gte new Mexico 1871 with a chick telling a story and doing shadow puppets to her kid in bed but not lie people draw chichi and goten

thentitle and then this guy comes by on horse as kid sez daddy but guy falls off

she takes bullets out his back andhe swigs booze to numb it and lights the wounds on fie with a match

he sez they're coming andshe gets b--chy and gets a gun over him causing issues even though he's wounded and sez he cant feel his legs and tells her to go so she dont lose another kid

she sips town and leaves the kid which seems to be a girl with some fam wh's probably gonna eat her, and rides off for a whue to get to this guys place and this guy dont' liek her

hes her ex i think and is kinda drunk and lives in a cr-ppy dump and she sez the bishop boys are coming for em after years and she needs a gunman but he sez no and she rides off

later the bushop booty boys sez 4 of his me got iced and the guy got away after being capped a lot and bishp or w/e tortures a guy for into like the allies did to German before neurenberg

nat playing jane gets to a town and the sky is dusty andlooks like Mexico  and she gets weapons and ammo, but sees siship is wanted for 5000$ dead or alive Xtreme 4

the we getta flashback in 1864 andshe meetsher husband and has a little blonde id and she meets biship like in tmnt or Aliens and ants his help as her husband bit it in the alleged cvil war

in the preset a guygets her, throws her in the back yard and its one of bshiops booty boys whos all scarred  and seems to wanna b0ne her

he gets her at gunpoint and wants her to bring him to her place to see if her husband is there but her ex shows up andhas the devolved gang member at gunpoint

he puts downhis gun and jane blows him out with her gun and ex props him y the wall with his hat on like Commando whee he's dead tire and they book it

bac at janes place she tends to her swiss cheese husband and sez she brought help and e get a flashback of her ex gonna go to war for a few months and saying he'd be right back like a horror movie and they can go where she wants, then they make out in a field of cat tails

in th present se gives her ex a scroll or money or something and they get going andthe bishop gang sees thst another of em got it and jane did it and will search the whole areas a55

he jane and ex prtce gun using and in the areas is 1 way in o out but has a ridge thats hard to get off of and she nows there was over a dozen of em years ago in the gang

then a flasback to 5 years b4 in 1866 and ex is looking for her and sees a guy wit face tattoos

she i mean ex talks with bishop of his civil war days and bishop used to have her in the gang.

ex sez jane is his future wife and that hears she went off with bull Hammond whos wanted andis dangerous and implies shes his butt slave so he wants ex to fnd him but ex wants to do it on his own insteas of with bishops booty boys

also hammns miht be the grandpa of the guy fro Jurassic park

in he pesesnt ex meets hisband and ex gives advice on how to elp him and finds  hidden cellar like in the evil dead and ex finds out jane had a kid

theres keosine in the house and he eeds her to use glss gars for em abda crow caws and they think someones outsideand ex finds its a bird that hit the window and made a thump

then we getta nother flash back of ex and jae being happy before the war like in an anime and they ride a hot air balloon and smooch

in the present husnand sez she tld him ex was dead and jane sez she sez she thought he wa but hes the only one she can use

ex digs the earth like Adam in The Bible and has jane make the jars into grenades with broken glass and nails and she asks why he helped her but he dont reply and they bicker over if her husvand is a p o s and he goes on about his hard work to find her and she sez she waited III years and thught he was dead. he reveals if he was his nae woul be n the lus and she gets b--chy over it

s they make traps with kerisne jars in the geound an this is getting like home alone meets Saw or Predator and 1 guy in this was in The Predator but tgat had the trying to get autis r something gay

some guys come by andwait its 1 guy andex goes to met him and he sez hes loking for his horse as his wife let it out

gu approaching asks if he saw bill Hammond and ex sez this us his property and he aint sen a shot u man and the ride is the end of the line here

approaching guy ees jane in his spyglass andis going for hus gun so ex puts a few bullets in him and asks "whre the rsst of em" andsteps on his wounds and jams his gun in another t find out how many, but shot guy is b--chy so ex finishes him

it should have shown him puring and blowing his head apart like a watermelon hit by a hammer

he hides the bod under rocks offscreen but they should have saved it to eat if the fight drags out

ex sez fear can keep her alive and he has a few swigs and tells of his time in the war that took 4 years and eas on the evil union rather than the honorable confederates

he was in a confederate prison camp and probably got b0ned a lot by lusty unionite cell mates and after the war he looked for her but saw she left him and had another kid and it hut more tab the war

so ex goes in to see husband and drinks  his booze andtalks of taking somenes crp but gives him the booze he put in a cup

ex pulls a gun on husband and sezman pays for all he takes and wans to ice him all day and he thinks husands gonna bite it and ex will get jane

later its night and jane tell of seeing corpses hanging after the alleged wa and her female friends butt bufddys got it so she teamed yp withbihop and was used as a h--ker but 2 months after ex left she saw she was pregnant and its his

husband liked ane and wanted her but biship has her as his property like a p-mp in California or new York and finding a kids boot in the river, shoots up the h--ker place and saves jane and sez her kid is in h-ll and she breaks down

she pulls a gun and puts it in her mouth and says "mammas commin beibiiiii!!" and lows her head open!

jk thats what should have happemed to that awful hslf pole susan who ruined youtube, sbut she eventually went back to where her evil kind came from; dante;s inferno!!

so jane and ex are outside and talking and theres something out there andhe gets shot and falls in the house, then it rains bullets on em

the biship boys say she has 30 seconds to get billy out and if not she's done and she runs in andex is woundd and i think so is her heusbands

husband sez to leave with him and get out andshe sez they all leaving together and  ex fires on the kerosine jars in the yard when the the nemy guys are in it and blows rm out i fire bursts

1 guy cmes in the window and husband caps him and jane and the ex bring husband inthe root cellerand ex hives him a gun

they ide in the celler and getta lantern and the place is shredde by gunfire and we see the black screen until they light up the lamp

next to them is a big skeletal bug lizard and it opens its mouth, hisses and eats the husband

j really i think hes dead and  jane and e et guns and sneakaround and fire at the ceiling and out the windoes

jane gets apped and ex treats her and back tdoor bisharp is gonna torch the place so ex and jane are gonna go out to the ridge nd he sez how he's gonna make it to sovoet California with her

ex condforngts billy i mean bishop and sezwait its not bishep its a minoon nd tells him Hammond is dead and x caps hi but bishop gets him at gunpoint and they go back in the house as jane hides

in there bishop caps the dead Hammond and wants jane and 1 sees the blood trail  but jane gets him with the gun to the back of the head but dont fire for some reason

bishop sez her id is alive as he dont cap kids and if he tells her then she'd ice him, so she puts a few bullets in him to get the fno and he sez shes wher the guys miss her and its implied shes now a h--ker like the ones bi den jr is into but not Asian

so they go there in the day an findher washing clothes as an indentured servant andreunite and are happy and when it comes to hmary, ex, you ARE the FATHE! black guys:ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

jane comes to the sherrif place and gets the wanted posters an itd a lot of money and bill Hammond is 2000$ but she dont claim um so people will waste time hunting a dead man

se gets paid and not agyed and not spayed with  Beyblade and the 2 kids are together and half sisters and in a wagon and ex is not her ex ex and not triple ex and they ride off on a new adventure to probably soviet California

the end

that was pretty good

kinda dark and grim and edgy but a well made film

its not a 50s John Wayne thing of clear good guys, but it works

is well acted and has a few good twists and the story is decent

my mom thought it was too violet but i've seen Go Nagai things so this was nothing

I've heard peile oke of  jewish cowboy byt a jewish cowgil??

too bad the 1st girls dad got it

For Jane Got A Gun 2 I want them to be living in califrnia and its an island like 1800s maps sowed but a sea daemon attacks and they gotta escape before it woipes em out, Turns out, the sea daemon attack is what moved califirnia closer to the contient. Also its a 128 bit survival game like Zelda breath of the wild and on dreamcast, gamecube, xbox and ps2 where you play as the fam ND fght demns ad waste land guys and escape to the mainland and make new items from things and people pieces you find.

Heaven's Gate Review

 Note I spell like a suicide cult

Heaven's Gate

This is my review on Heaven's Gatefrom te istent fiture year of  18980(40 Years before robotech II The Ssintinels)

Its directed by Michael Cimino who did thunder and lightfoot and the deer hunter

It stars Kris Kristofferson from Big Top Pee-wee/Blade 1-3/The Land Before Time VI: The Secret of Saurus Rock/the 2001 Planet of the Apes/Dolphin Tale/the 1986 Stagecoach, Christopher Walken from The Deer Hunter/The Dead Zone/Batman Returns/Wayne's World 2/Pulp Fiction/Mouse Hunt/AntzSleepy Hollow/Joe Dirt/Saturday Night Live, John Hurt from A Man for All Seasons/Midnight Express/Watership Down/the 70s The Lord of the Rings/Alien 001/The Elephant Man/History of the World, Part I/The Plague Dogs/Nineteen Eighty-Four/Spaceballs/Frankenstein Unbound/94s Thumbelina/Rob Roy/Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone/H=llboy/V for Vendetta/Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull/Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 1/Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 2/Immortals/the 2014 Hercules/the 1999–2000 Watership Down/Masters of Science Fiction, Sam Waterston from the 70s The Great Gatsby/On the Basis of S=x/Law & Order/Family Guy/The Matthew Shepard Story/Masters of Science Fiction, Openly French Brad Dourif from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest/childs play 001/Wise Blood/Dune/Mississippi Burning/Child's Play 2/Graveyard Shift/Child's Play 3/Body Parts/Alien Resurrection/Urban Legend/Bride of Chucky/The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers/The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King/rob zombie's Halloween and Halloween II/Ready Player On/Law & Order/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. Isabelle Huppert from Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. Joseph Cotten from  Citizen Kane/Duel in the Sun/The Third Man/Touch of Evil/From the Earth to the Moon/Hush...Hush, Sweet Charlotte/The Abominable Dr. Phibes/Soylent Green/The Rockford Files. Jeff Bridges from The Last Picture Show/Thunderbolt and Lightfoot/the 70s King Kong/Tron/The Last Unicorn/The Big Lebowski/K-PAX/The Door in the Floor. goffery lewis from Thunderbolt and Lightfoot/The Waltons/The Wind and the Lion/The Shadow Riders/Little House on the Prairie/Highway to Heaven/Night of the Comet/Double Impact/The Man Without a Face/Maverick/The Devil's Rejects, Paul Koslo really Manfred Koslowski from The Omega Man/Joe Kidd/Cleopatra Jones/\Rooster Cogburn/Kenny Rogers as The Gambler: The Adventure Continues/The Rockford Files/Highway to Heaven, Richard Masur from the 80s The Thing/Encino Man/The Man Without a Face/Multiplicity/The Waltons/the show M*A*S*H/The Good Wife/the 2020s Chris Noth  The Equalizer and Terry O'Quinn from The West Wing/Law & Order: Criminal Intent/Masters of Science Fiction. also small parts of the sometimes cool sometimes gay Mickey Rourke from Man on Fire/Sin City/The Expendables/Immortals, meat fearing, yoga slave global warming lie follower Willem Dafoe from The Hunger/The Last Temptation of Christ/Mississippi Burning/Cry-Baby/Clear and Present Danger/Spider-Man 1/Finding Nemo/Spider-Man 2/The Aviator/Spider-Man 3/John Wick

i never saw this but it f'd out so bad it damaged mgm and had several cuts with some several hours

after muic for a black screen for a few mins we get title and credits theneventually we get this parade or w/e of people playing Glory Glory Haleluja and the guys are in suits and top hats

this guy give a speech in a group of people nd i think itd a graduation and then there's a big dance and its the class of 70 and i think its 1970

after a lot of dancing and a brief fight they boys sing and main guy kris sees the south as being treated as unfair and goes to help em

after a good shot of the train though the area, we see Europeans working with animal guys and a guy blows out their dad to jack their animals

Christopher walken comes across a guy and i think hes the one who capped the guy and took his animals and sends him on

then this Africanized guy con fronts walken and walken beats him down and puts a gun in his nose an sends hm off

a swarm of European gaijin come i andthis fim is very widescreen and colore but with a bit of haze

walken reads of a reporter coming by and later kris comes by train and talks with a guy of a cming revolution and how theres too many gaijin in here and not enough food.

at a bar krs sees a guy beat u outsideand tells the guy to stop, when he stands up to kris, kris kicks the kandy fro his keester

later the Americans talk of the gaijin doing crime as i guess they were gypsys and only like 1 was aboe to be convicted, but the sam waterston decdes to take over, replace the sherrif, and waste the25 gaijin causing issues

john hurt thinks 125 ced is bad utis told theres too many people ad not enuff cattle and the governor and senate and prez agree

the people vote and agree abd hurt sees kris abut it and kris goes to the club wjo sez he was black balled from there and they can cap him for tresspassing, but  he sez unless they got a warrent for each name, stay off his area, then he beats on waterston

then theres a cockfight ad people bet on it  ad its bird kung fu but 1 gets f'd and they spit water in his face and blow air in its a55 to revive him. Super Cockfighter 64.

the cockfighter master talks with kris about the elites planning to wipe out 125 guiys and he sez thats like everyone there and kris will tell em tomorrow and lret em enoy tonight

later kris has breakfast with a blonde and likes it and she gets naked and goes to ed and he joins her for a sun up b0ning, bit he sez he has a surprise and shws her the horse in the barn and she brings it out, with both only wearing blankets

then we see em driving around in a horse drawn cart and all the europeany guys celebrate and a guy plays violin like sailor Neptune nd roller skates around a barn

everyone rollorscates and after the Europeans go kris and a chick dance as guys play music

later kris and chick are out side and she gets naked again cuz shes a eiropean and they talk of going to soviet Wyoming as war might break out

a guy goes around heinf guys to ice the alleged malcintents and the hitman wants to kn ow who's paying buit the guiy there sez "i'm payng"

later we see alken  in kris's room and kriss is out and walken looks at himself in the irror  and rides out with kris on a horse out cold

i think offscreen he beat him out like ith shin and raoh in hokuto no m=ken the 86 movie

sp walken brings kris home and cockfighter leader played by jeff bridges sez he's lucky to have a friend like him

cick is naked with walken in clothes and tells him hoe kris anted to go off with him and walken kisses her back or a55

laterkros talks with a guy on the road about how the county is gonna be invaded by mercenaries and road guy hates kris for being rich but lving poor and theres rumors of selling cows for lusty acts like b0ning 

kris comes in and beats on walke ho beats back and kris sez the elites have a death list and her names on it

wlken latr sez kris dont care for her and later pus up wall paperas she liked it

later kris tells the people theres a death list for125 of em and reads some.

later sam saterston come on a train smoking a faeg and in a soviet hat and some guys come by his stopped train with American and I think Polish and a Wyoming flag

they ride around in a sdusty smokey thing like birth of a nation  and ride off and later 1 guy is hunted down and shot by i think walken byt im not sure

laterin a bar some guys talk of how if if a wolf tries to bits you, you reach in and hold its ongue and demonstate on a human with a tongue out, but sez if he lets go the wolf kills you and you gotta hold on tol help comes

Why not grab its neck and tear out its wind pipe or strangle it?

so these guys in the h--ker place the chick is i  b0ne her w o c with out consent as she screams  like its india or Germany after all the gaijin came in or new York after all the gaijin swarmed in

kros comes in and shoots the guys up and walken comes in and kris sez these are the people he dworks with

so walken goes to the elites group and blows one in the head with 1 shot and sez they need a guareenteed warrent fir each man

waterston sezhis family connections and how hes the gov authority and the prez and walken is all f him too like that devolved Irishman and his  kind

watertron beats a guy for agreeing with walen and sz they hired him fr a reason

thats big gov, crushing anyone THEY don't like or do fear saying "its for your own good" see also china, ussr, Australia, new Zealand, England, France andthe queer countries

kris has a good moment with chick and shes from soviet French Canada and thats why shes a wh=re who b0nes a lot, so he leaves her and will probably find a real woman wjo dont spread confederate era aids.

later kris is drubk and the people wanna hae thoe on the list turned over to save the rest(until the gov comes after em too)

later the mercenaries like T R Edwards in Robotech attack thi cabin and shred it with gunfire and many in it bite it

walken survives and firesat these guys driving a flaming waon but the wagon slams and cooks the cabin

the chick got away but the all paper cooks and we see it as symbolism and he goes out and hets shredded by gunfire like violenve jacbut it takes a wile to bring him down

the people talk of what to do and i think they Poles and its like in en gland with the racist brown brits haying the Noble Blonde Poles there for being higher evolved

chick retrns to the area and reunites with krs and sez walken is in h e double Ireland and then the people have an uprising against the big gov that f'd at em like 1776 or the confederates

so theres a big battle and a lot of shooting and chick caps jon hurt i thonk

kris and chick go to walken and find him dead with a hote saying bye and later after the battle the poles regroup

the next day the poles made a wall of wood on wheels and afvances towrd the base of the enemy but the enemy uses genades 

1 guy gets his legs ran over by the cart and its like a soccer player snapping his shins but not graphic

don't wory, he gets his head blown open a bit later

later the Cavalry come in and arrest em for causing amost anarchy and if kris fights e he'd be shot for insurrection

wait its the mercenaries being arrested to save em and then its 1903 and kris shaves his beard and has a wife and wait he has a flashback to chick getting capped with the dude from the big Lebowski and he takes outsam waterston  and his droog

then hes on a boat and has a wife now and its a decade before THEY did WW1

the end

that wasn't bad

its long but goes by at a good rate

good acting and action

and the style is pretty good

this made like 3 million outta 44 back andmade the owners of United Artusts sell it to MGM so its not independent like its founders wanted

Also the studios didn't trust new directors so they controlle budgets tighter

later on people liked it but the rough cut is like 5 hours as a 1st draft

the director took a lot of time to make and hard attention to detail and being a union thing, ate money

but i liked it

its got log sweeping scenes of people living life and having an 1800s time

it shows Americanism and feeling and is dark but meaningful

its well made and is the kind of movie you don't gotta be flly attented to

its life and has a good style but the real storybdidnt have dozens of Poles and walken and the hero/chic never met, plus some say she wasn't a h==ker and i think they both got ice before the battle

there were real fights and uprisings and theres accounts that the 1800s was not as primitive as THEY want us to think

its a good fiom and it was popular to hate on it for having problems making as the director as focused hard

Oh and I f'd up and the chick was said to ccept ca ttle as payment for her h===kers and the  rollerskating place was called heaven gate, not the suicide cult

At Yugioh Edward wanted a name for his Angel Deck and I suggested Heavens Gate. He liked it but when I told him its from a suicide cult he didn't wanna use it. Whats wrong? THEY ain't using it now!(Later I learned theres a few survivors whostill run te site)

For Heavens Game 2 I want it to be the 1900s and the son of one of the Poles goes on an dventure to find treasure from a secret war that was covered up in the 1800s  and anciebt tech buried underground. Also the gov sends guys after him and he uses holy armor to fight em and beat the leader who's in the south pole through the hollow earth tinnels. Also its an 8 bit game like Spell Caster for Master SDystem but on Mster System, Nes, Game Gear, Game Boy, TG16, Atari Lynx and 7800 where you play as the Pole and go on an American adventure.