A Film Johnnie Review

Note: i spell like john wiles booth but not

A Film Johnnie

This is my review on A Film Johnnie from the distant fitue year to john wilkes booth of 1914(100 years before roboteh eason 1)

its directd by George Nichols the possible ancestor of louie Nichols from Robotech Sason 2 and he did nothin i saw

it strs openly agnostic/gypsy Charlie Chaplin from Tillie's Punctured Romance/The Immigrant\A Dog's Life\The Kid\The Pilgrim\The Gold Rush\City Lights\Modern Times\The Great Dictator/A Woman of Paris/The Circis/The Masquerader, the 1st john Belushi/Chris Farley: Roscoe Arbuckle from The abel and Fatty's Married Life/Fatty and Mabel's Simple Life/The Butcher Boy/Coney Island/The Bell Boy/The Cook/The Sheriff/The Hayseed/The Garage/Knockout//Leap Year/The Masquerader, Mabel Normand from The MasqueraderTillie's Punctured Romance, Ford Sterling, possible ancestor of Max and Dana Sterling from Robotech, from He Who Gets Slapped/Alice in Wonderland 1933, nd a few i never saw in anything

I never saw this but wanted to do some Roscoe so this is public domain

it starts with chaplinlookung at posters amf i think he into a chick on 1

he goes in the thraete an watches a civil war movie or w/e with a battle of horsemen going uphill an moke covering the battlefield from a high ip lookin down shot

a guy hates on chaplim putting his le on him and everyone crys at the movie like its the 1st pokemon movie where that 10 yar old got it

chaplin squeezes his sock or glove or c0ndom  he cried in and its soked

his eyes are gonna fall out from all the crying

he gets up with his candy a55 stickin out and kicks the guy his leg was on and they fight

an usher ushes em and maes em sit and a keystone girl comes on

they wanna b0ne her but she looks kimda f'd  and unevolved

a guy n the film tries b0ming her aND chaplin thinks fiction is real like guys whining of fining the sailor moon chick ho wen they were teens or w/e in 92

he wigs out and beats on guys lie hes a soviet and gets thrown out for being a p o s

he lusts after the poster of a champion driver but resists the urge to start j=rkin off on it as he has a hint of morality for now

then keystone actors come to the studio and chaplins there smoking like a Frenchie

a fata55 gives im a v=coin and goes on nd he acts fan like on another one to get an other coin  but the guy leaves w/ wastig his monet on this nut

chaplin gets disgruntled and sucks his faeg angrily as dudes and chicks go by

he sees the chick he lusts after and follows but the studio door closes ad he's kind of a stalker who's probably gonna eat his gun on her front lawn

the gurd sez they dont want bums and he sneaks in when another guy goes in

he sees the stufio and its like geore melies an gets bumpe around by guys setting up a scene

this chick goes by and he gets aroused as she was in an open coat

he fnds a gun and f's with t and after being bumped around by a guy getting a wall thing hey film a scene with a dude and a cchick and a guy breaks in and attacks

Charlie cant tell fiction from reality like people whining of video games being too hot and attacks the actor doing the scene and comes onto the girl

the director tries to stop him but he boots directer int a table that f's oit like its made in china

the chick shoves him on his candy a55 and he pulls a n and fires at da floor like a maniac

director tries to stop him so he fires at his feet and chases director away

man he walks weird, probably got crippled in the boer war

and how many shots did that gun have?

its like Contra or something

he lights a smoke by shooting it and blows smoke then shoots it like some brain cripple who found his dads gun an smokes, probably a teen

he fires a few times to smoke up the area with poison and leaves then kicks the guard wo tries to stand up

the studio caught fire fm being shot... somehow, and this moustache duide sees it burning and wants to use it to finish his film

he gets on a phone in a box on a pole an calls as the sudio guys wig ot

chaplin runs after f ing up the place and the studio guys dri9ve out an film the brning area

chaplin still cant tell reality from ficioon and would probably go on tirades against people saying and things about anime characters hes gay for online, and attacks a guy in the filming

the firemen come and Charlie dumps a bucket of water on a wood piece then director gets it to tr to bust chaplins empty head

chaplin runs and directer swings at hm but the wood hits the camera and he ixes it

chaplin laughs at the damage he caused like a c=ck sucker and tries to capture the girl to have in his butt dungeon to b0ne the holes he cuts in her limbs every day

2 guys hold back director for some reason and the firemen hose em off like a prison movie

the chick who has a thicc a55 strangles charlies and leaves him to die by the wall but he's revive by being hose off by firemen

he spits water after turning his ears and leaves

the end

that was pretty fun

holds up today with people not understanding fiction isn't real

and stalkers after actors

the title comes from stage door johnnie. a guy who loitered by actors entrances of theaters hoping to meet em or getta job

i don't think i saw roscoe in here but it was a good film

chaplin is such an a55 in here

the bad guy is the main character and wreavks havoc on people doing nothing wrong

later they did the tramp as a likable guy, but here hes a butt F

good gags and action and i honestly didn't expect it to go that way

a fun little filme

For A Film Johnnie 2 I want him to see a play and jump on the stage to save the actress but she fights him. then he carres her on rooftops and there's a chase like king kong. In the end, the woman has enough and pulls a gun from her bag and he devolves into an ape like forme and umps arpund as she fires on him. Also its an Atari 2600, sg-1000, nes, intellivision and colecovision game where you play as the chick and gotta press the button at the right time to escape or get your purse open and the final area is him jumping around and you am and fire at him enough times to blow him to pixels

The Masquerader Review

Note: I spell unmral horrow maquarDE IN ATTACK MODE

The Masquerader

This is my review on The Masquerader from te distant future year to president Taft  of 1914(100 years before Robotech Season 1)

Is rdiecerd by Charlie Chaplin who did A Night in the Show\The Immigrant\A Dog's Life\The Kid\The Pilgrim\The Gold Rush\City Lights\Modern Times\The Great Dictator/A Woman of Paris/The Circus

It stars openly agnostic/gypsy Charlie Chaplin from Tillie's Punctured Romance/The Immigrant\A Dog's Life\The Kid\The Pilgrim\The Gold Rush\City Lights\Modern Times\The Great Dictator/A Woman of Paris/The Circis, the 1st john Belushi/Chris Farley: Roscoe Arbuckle from The abel and Fatty's Married Life/Fatty and Mabel's Simple Life/The Butcher Boy/Coney Island/The Bell Boy/The Cook/The Sheriff/The Hayseed/The Garage/Knockout//Leap Year, Chester Conklin from Tillie's Punctured Romance/Greed 1924/The Wizard of Oz 1925/The Phantom of the Opera(1925/Modern Times/Mr. Smith Goes to Washington/The Great Dictator, Charles Murray from Mabel's Married Life/Tillie's Punctured Romance 1914/Wizard of Oz 1925/The Mothering Heart, Minta Durfee from Tillie's Punctured Romance/It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World/Willard 1971, Harry McCoy from Tillie's Punctured Romance/The Garage 1920, Charley Chase from Tillie's Punctured Romance, Frank Opperman from Judith of Bethulia/Tillie's Punctured Romance/The House of Darkness/The Unchanging Sea/The Battle at Elderbush Gulch, and a few I never saw n anything

I never saw this bt like Rosoe and Charlie is a good film maker so imma give it a chance

after title we see a guy chosen for his loks t be in a thing

he wears a white hat and they are doing a play i think with the kid meant to be dying

main guy i think Charlie  lookin like johnny depp has a gasoline cocktail from rocoe andwhen he reaches for something is beat on the han by roscoe with an item

they get up at the same tme on the opprsite ends of a small table with  screen between em for make up and bang heads

roscoe puts on eye liner like an emo kid and Charlie blows dust I assume is nose candy in his face

a guy looking like mean gene from WWF comes in to get em and Roscoe throws cr-p in his face and main guy i think Charlie leaves as non gene anf roscoe throw things at each other

they tell Charlie as the guy in da play is gonna ice the kid he comes in and beats him out

wait he tells anotheractor with a big soviet moustache and Charlie holds him back for some reason as the other actor olds a knife over the dool in the cradle

Charlie shoves sovit stache away and takes his scene to fight the killer and director chases him as he kicks him in the anus and runs around

Charlie goes to the drssing room and not the salad kind and is gonna quit to probably go back to b0ning men for money

Charlie hits this guy i think directal with a suit case and not the prison kind where you keep items in the a55 and runs as the guy chases him throwing the non anus suitcase at him

chaplin escapes and gets out but gets nailed in the face where guys put man parts in jail

the next day what looks like a woman comes to the stufio with a woman and looks like devolved joan Crawford

they call the alleged woman senorita capelino and bring it back were this gy tries coming onto it but it scream and h backs off

a guy rabs seniorita capelino's a55 and is probably gonna try b0ning it

1 guy brins cphalimno in te dressing room and chaplino bops his gace so he hases it and it ez @u naughty man tryom to flirt with an innocent girl@

after man leves it takes off  wig and hat and is chaplin andgets on a moustasche

fighter! Star! Power! Mae! Up!

the men say the directer or w/e turned their dressing room into a haem whih means he probably b0ned him

director goes in and sees haplin asin wheres the hic an  whenh looks in the closet like that African in 08-16 chaplin kic his a55 with a boot and not a d0ng and runs off

to quote David Schultz from the WWF: wanted a wo man, but i din't find a wo man, i found a lot of men who looked like women!

chaplin rus out and spins on a  irro with a woman on the other side tl it falls an runs

the men chase him and its not for plays but filming and chaplin fights a guy then kicks him down and throws cr-p at him and th other guys arriving

they return fire an he falls in a well andeveryone laufhs at the girly man in the stink pit

the end

that was fun

lite, silly action and entertaining

he's in womens clothes for a mission, not for lust, like Lancer in Robotech

good gags and twists

roscoe didn't do much but had some parts

its from before birth of a nation and a eystone comedy by mack sennet anmd i thin it wored

i didn't expect the ending but its got that tom and jerry or bugs bunny thing going

its a solid thing and is good silly fun

For The Masquerader 2 I want it to have chapiln in the well with guys using it like a toilet and throwing food in there to keep him alive but not letting him leave. Hes like their punching bag they scream at to take out their stress and the barf on him. Eventually the filth in there rots him and he melts into slop but crawls out climbing the wall with his gooey body an melts them into cr=p with his rotting acid boy. Its also a 128 bit game on sega dreamcast, gamecube, xbox n ps2 where you play as this filth blob and take out the targets who mocked him and absorb their flesh and bones o regain his human fore.

The Cook Review

Noye: I spell better than that german cannibal

The Cook

This is my review on The Cook from the distant furture year to Saint Rasputin of 1918(111 years before Robotech Season 2 and maybe Transformers Zone)

Its directed by Roscoe Arbuckle who needed better and directed Coney Island/Out West/The Bell Boy/The Garage/The Red Mill/Leap Year

It stara the 1t john Belushi/Chris Farley: Roscoe Arbuckle from The abel and Fatty's Married Life/Fatty and Mabel's Simple Life/The Butcher Boy/Coney Island/The Bell Boy/The Cook/The Sheriff/The Hayseed/The Garage/Knockout//Leap Year, Buster Keaton from Coney Island/he Scarecrow/The Frozen North/The Balloonatic/Our Hospitality/Sherlock Jr./Seven Chances/The General/he Cameraman/Sunset Boulevard/Around the World in 80 Days/The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn/It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World/The Twilight Zone/Steamboat Bill Jr/The Electric House/The Playhouse/Out West, Al St. John from The Knockout/Mabel and Fatty's Married Life/Coney Island/The Bell Boy/The Scarecrow/Out West, Alice Lake from Coney Island/Out West/The Bell Boy, Glen Cavender from Tillie's Punctured Romance/The Sheriff/The General and Luke the Dog from Coney Island/The Sheriff/The Garage/The Scarecrow.

I never saw this but wanted to review a movie b y Roscoe so this was up

It was thought to be lost but they found it in parts in 2 colections or w/e and they got it back

after title and creits we see roscoe in a kitcen of a restaurant and the fpood s-cked

he ges a big pive of meat and hops with a big blade like in a Jrpg

buster is tying to get this chick who don't want him and is thrown back in the kithen as roscoe swings his blade and gets his neck

the head falls off and busters body pucks it up and puts it bac on

jk really he's f--kin garlic jr an he tanks it w/o damage

roscoe lifts um by his head to see if it'll come off, as thats a wise move for a neck injury, and jerks his hed around

epic moustache boss brings buster's butt back to do waiter cr-p and he yells an order

roscoe gets a coffee and throws it for buster to catch as he walks in like some shaolin kung fu master which is probably where Jackie cha and jet li got it

look at thee guys. they're freekin ninja

coming soo, buster keaten vs Naruto

Maybe La Blue Girl

then Roscoe flips a pancake over his back and catces it behind him

buster bris coffee and has roscoe throw hot brown soup and he catches its bown

buster has a cloth brush this girl ans smoke cmes out as i guess she a demon then goes in kitches, gts thrown food and brings it

roscoe puts dough on a chair, a plate on it and steps on it, then in the pan it goes

buster orders food roscoe throws on a plate and chucks to buster who catches it and spins his arm keeping it facing up

roscoe runs dough in a rolle thng, snip it with scissors into a curcle and pans it the flips it around juggling in pans

more buster ordering food thats thrown and caught and this seems to be where Stuc On You with matt damon or w/e got it from

roscoe goes hackey ack moves with the food in the pan and 1 guy orders oasted ham and egg and a glass of milk as he don't wann be kosher

roscoe bounces egs like super balls and cracks em in the pan with throwing the shells in the all purpoe pot that he gets all the food/coffee/soup/cr-p from as i guess its an alchemic cauldron for transmuting any substance into another

then he p-sses milk out the anything goes pot and throws it and the meal which the buster catehes

in the restaurant is a harem girl dancer and an openly black musician

buster dancers with her and has good moes and got some kicks and flips

he goes in the kitchen dancing and roscoe dances too and purs a pt n his head and pans on his t-ts and distpan on his crotch andlon things as earings tofake being a chick but not like modern guys whocomitt p=niside

buster has  roscoe get food and he dances it up and throws it and buster dances out with the ice cream or w/e but gets 1 plate in a guys face an 1 down a girls back then thrown into a guys face

roscoe brings out an orderand wait its cups and dances around throwing em on the floor while in his woman cosplay

he goes back in the kitche ad gets a string of sausages dancing around ana cook puts a hicken or w/e on the floor as he dances like some daemonic ritual and i tink this is why THEY framed him

he wigs out, ets sausages in a frenzy and we cut to a guy in a chali chaplin hat dacing wth a girl but buster gives him a wine bottle

hatman busts it on his head and drinks from it then bites it and mashes it on busters head b4 shoving him back where hehits a guy who hits a guy who hiys roscoe  and soills a bowl of I think pus or spurm on him

buster fights hate hole and i mean hat mo and hides behin the black guy as light is absorbed not reflected from him, and hat man gets the gurl

moustache guy gets a knife and confronts hat man who takes it and cu off his b0ner I mean mostache and stuffs it in his mouth

imagine if it was a boning knife and he started b0ning him with it in da a55?

he throws him back in the kitchen like hes a cbick and dances with the girl then we see the dog biting hatmans a55 as roscoe pulls the dog and the hatful pigeon rns

the dog caes hm aound a building and he's doing well to ouyrun it but the dog turns around and chases the othe way

he climbs a ladder and the dog ollows and title cars sez spaghetti is like a tapeworm

we see the kitchen guys eatin spehfei and buster pus it in a cup, cuts off the sides and eats it out there, roscoe wraps it on 1 finger and eats it

bustere uses a fork and spups the etra off with scissors and roscore eats his tie, spits it out and mixes the noodles with an egg beater

1 guy eats big clumbs of it but buster scissors it off androscoe knits with it

2 guys gra spaghetti and have 1 noodle between their mouths o buster/roscoebut napkins on it like laundry b4 snipping it

1 guy uses a innel and roscoe puts sphhti in it and on da roof the hat guy is attacked by the dog and falls through the ceiling on the shaghetti and bounces on the rubber table

he springs off and the dog comes bak and he books it

later buster and i think moystache amputee are with the chivk and buter leaves with her to b0ne or w/e

roscoe purs an apron on his dog and his chef hat and gets ready to go hom

he takes off the dogs clothes as dressing up dogs turns em fruity andleaves with a long thing thats on the ceiling

at acarbnival or w/e the chick gets in a goat pulled crt but buter falls on his on soviet a55 as the cart goes off

he runs after and falls and i think rscoe s going in a goat pulled cart with the long pole or w/e ad fals over

theres a cop directing traffic and roscoe knocks him over with his poleand goes off to th beach and i think goes fishing with it at the shore wih the sun shining on the vast sea

he catches sometunb and flails around like an American soccer player trying to get a free kick

on the roller coaster the chick rides and hat gus is there and ses stuck on the top of the drp thing

hat guy gets out at the top and she runs on the roller coaster like a 90s video game like aero the acro bat or bubsy or spider man the animated series on sega geness

ohh he looks like hes gonna b0ne her woc with out consent and she umps like in The Birth Of A Nation

she lands in water and the dog chaes him to give him the b0ning

roscoe gets to the life preserver and its chaned up witha note ket at courthouse 1 mile easy

they gotta do t asthe bad groups keep stealing it like in the slums where as in Japan thy hae Honor and dignity so nothings chaned down in stors as thy don't steal and are higher evolved and keep the gain out

ocoe and buste geta  rope on the ground probaby to tring up horse thieves as they otta do to car jackers and sumble around with it

they flup a cpin and when they do ta guy too the rope and they run, and tak it

buster jumps off the pier with the rope and pulls roscoe in and it ends with him in the drink

the end

that was petty cool

good acrobatica and movies and skill

nice gags and effect

good production values esp after seeing the 1910s DW Griffith ones doen in a few scenes

this is a later 1s movie but its closer to the 20s

like Digimon looking more like mon colle knighs than dbz

its a good fun rhomp and i enjoyed seeing the skill of these guys

a bit of romance and a good deal of action

glad i saw it

For The Cook 2 i want the hat guy croo to have survived being half eaten by the dog and mae a pact with demons to be heremae with demon parts as fake limbs.  he launches an attack on th city and some people join him as they are sinners and like demons and roscoe and buster team up and bet em on with vaudeville kung fu. also its a 16 bit beat em up on sega genesis , snes, tg16, atari jaguar and gba with 1 player as roscoe and 1 as buster and you have ki moves as its reveale you trained in a shaolin temple to get this skill.

Playmobil The Movie Review

 Note: I spell toyetic

Playmobil: The Movie

This i my review on Playmobil: The Movie rom the distant fiture year to harambe of 19929  mean 2019(10 years befote Roboteh Season 2)

Its directed by Lino DiSalvo who did nothing i saw

it stars good catholic Jim Gaffigan from Three Kings/Igby Goes Down/Law & OrderLaw & Order: Special Victims Unit/Law & Order: Criminal Intent/That '70s Show/WordGirl/Bob's Burgers/Star vs. the Forces of Evil/Scooby-Doo and Guess Who?/Saturday Night Live, el devolvo Daniel Radcliffe from Harry Potter/Victor Frankenstein/The Simpsons/Robot Chicken, tattooed and bummed Adam Lambert from Bohemian Rhapsody/Pretty Little Liars/Glee, Kenan Thompson from D2: The Mighty Ducks/D3: The Mighty Ducks/Good Burger/2000 The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle/The Master of Disguise/2004 Fat Albert/2011 The Smurfs/The Smurfs 2/2018 The Grinch/Clifford the Big Red Dog the movie/All That/Sabrina, the Teenage Witch/The Amanda Show/Saturday Night Live/The Mighty B!/Martha Speaks/Scooby-Doo and Guess Who?, fallen woman Meghan Trainor from that fat chick ong, datotoko(like datenshi)Matthew W. Taylor from South Park/T.U.F.F. Puppy/The Loud House/and the Cheesasaurus Rex in Kraft Mac & Cheese adds, Kirk Thornton from Street Fighter II V\Serial Experiments Lain\Digimon/Transformers: Robots in Disguise\Duel Masters\Gungrave\Naruto\Eureka Seven\Bleach\Afro Samurai\Blue Dragon\B-Daman Crossfire\Huntik: Secrets & Seekers\Akira\Sonic the Hedgehog games, Dan Navarro from We Bare Bears/The Lorax/American Dad!, Cindy Robinson frm Eiken/Naruto/Bleach/Blue Dragon/sailor moon/the 2010s Ironman show/monster high/Everafter high/sonic cr-p/street fighter V/Digimon Fusion/Duel Masters/Angel Blade/Devilman Live Action Film/Grenadier: The Beautiful Warriorave Master/Devilman Crybaby/fire emblem heroes/blazblue, Spike Spencer from Bleach/the GOOD dub of Dragon Ball Super with the Rovbotech guys/Dragon Half/Excel Saga/Puni Puni Poemy/Sailor Moon: Sailor Stars/BlazBlue/Fist of the North Star: Lost Paradise, Benjamin Diskin from Bleach/Digimon Fusion/Sailor Moon redub/Sailor Moon Crystal/Beyblade Burst Rise/Problem Child the cartoon/Hey Arnold!/Avatar: The Last Airbender/The Spectacular Spider-Man/Hulk and the Agents of S.M.A.S.H./Ultimate Spider-Man/Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir/the cr-ppy 2018 The Powerpuff Girls/Sailor Moon R: The Movie redub/Kindergarten Cop/The Wonder Years/Chicago Hope/The Amanda Show/Drake & Josh/Captain America: Super Soldier/Marvel vs. Capcom: Infinite/BlazBlue/Soulcalibur VI, victm of too many flu sots Kellen Goff from Beyblade Burst Rise, Dino Andrade from Saint Tail/Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex/Sofia the First/New Looney Tunes/The Loud House/$#*! My Dad Says, and som dinks i never saw in anything or aint on back door, aid bag, frooty booty, gender offender, creator hator, soy boy, beta male, queer s a deer with a ster in its rar, hoppie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants wikipeida,a who dont have an artical on max biela but does onsome 5kank sayong "i dont know her" about some other 5kank.

i never saw this b4 but its compared to the lego movie and some said it s-cked others liked it so imma give it a fair chance

I've waned to see it for a while as i'm curious what they'd do with it

so aftera lot of logos including dmg like dark magician girl we get thic chick practicing telling her rentsshe don't wanna go to college and getdevolved to a self hating malcontent

se got a passport and her wiener kid brother fins her and gets her to tell him what it isor he'd tell she let him have ie cream fr dinner

then devolves to a ong about goingon an adventure exploring

btw this is in widescreen and has nice colors that are bright and positive

also how often o you hear of people leaving the 1st world to vacation in the 3rd one and getting iced or crippled or taken captive

so bro and her play with playmobile toysand do the slingshot move of 1 throwing the other like colossus and wolverine in x men and beat the ogre

thats probable how they bet the bad guy in the end

then cops come by and tell her bad nrwsad i gets bummer and we cut to  years later with the kid played by a new actor and he's all b--chy an whiy and his sister raiing him like Yuri Takuma and Ryu Takuma in Violence Jack

maim chick looks at her passport an gets bummed and makes dinner

she ten ers the steak knife and holds it to her gut saying "on way out"

jk really her brother ran away from hom and is probably gonna get b0ned by some crack somoking homies

he has a cellphone ad goes with this T Rex statueshetracks hi phone as thas why THEY have us have them

she gets to a playmobileplace and her candya55 brother crarlieis there andsez "look its like how it was when we played it" and itsthire destny

she gave up on adventure and sez se grew up and since their rwnts went to h-ll she did too and they pretend to be a fam

she wigs out and throws a toy into other toys andthe place activatesand a light from a light house lifts the toys and holds 1 in front of em

wiener kid grabs it as sister rabs him andthey space fold to playmobile lanas playmobil yous in cg

she strggles to walk w/o knees and brother os the blonde viking like the genesis game the lost Vikings

vikngs attack anbro joins in and is super strong and helps and wins andis the hero

this bad guy calls these pirates who i thin attacked and sez bring the baddest dude viking warior

sister try to bing cherlie back andthe Vikings singabout how hes omr of them athey all have knees now

she wants to ring him home but he dpnt wanna go and is Charles the destroyer like beerus in the cr-ppy fnimation dub of the worst dragon ball

holy cr-p we're 20 mins in, that felt like nothing

chales gets sent flying in th woods and se chads him on a hrses a55 andtheres a highway and cars even though this  has pirates and Vikings

thi beardo with punk hay is dribing to deliver it an owes money and sister gets in and takes over rfighing with the real ownerand pills the p hay

the pirates warp out andshe stops and the driver gets his car back and drivs onand she tries using the horse but is thrown ff adgets gold coins likr mario n ring like sonc o yarn like bubsy or grbage like awesome possuym

she walks to a cowboy town and thres a high speed hase but she wants the sherrif to drop it and help her but he ignores her

hay man gets hate for his pink hay he got from a wiar making horses into my little pony pegasuses withpink glitter and he gneeds money o pay for things

sister offers to pay for help finding her bro and shows the gold but hayman se dats viking gold andthe town will kill for it

sh runs and he saes her in his van and  se she wans to he dropped off at the net exit but its dno land andkeeps going

he got a food truck to live in and he's gonna gelp her for the gold se sez is 50 coins

they drive off a cliff andthrough woods and then snoq

brother is i a cage like snoop dog b4 he was uncaged and yken to a roman or atlantis thing with the emperor who sez its on an island with a wall and rocks

also the emperor has red hair like the daemons an their offspring and the giants

he goes on a song about being the regent wo intheite his position like Trudeau and bush and - how he frames guys for doing wrong and has em iced to get the people and ays hes their savipt as a ef to the gov making themselves look like a new Messiah

sister and hayman meet an agent whos legally not ms bond in a possibly sovit ciy amd find many people went missing

They go to a flower shop with the union S K U L L having their base thre and they gotta fake the chick being her

hayman f's up the knock out piion on hr burritoh as hes evil by not eating kosher and sister gets by the retnal scan by non james offs themachine

real chick they faked comes in and shes revealed bu b4 dental toture like a ucket of blood the aget non bond saves heand they get out

hey drive off and non james stays behind to stop a chopper after em but piraes faking eing soviets gibe him a drugged drink an catch him

siter atches the footage ofthe puratemobile warpin off and cant figute it out an hets whiny bout failin her brother

they eat meat balla wirh chopsticks wirh their claw hands adhayman recognizes the logo on the pirate thing an they go off wrh him saying her gold will ave his a55

in the dungeon of emperor bad guythe peole trapped there see they are the best and otta tam up

th sister and hayman go to future city an no like th violence jack thin to meet a blac market tch guy and sez they got her money but if they didn't they'd be iced

they meet this not jabba the hutt creatuire magot slug woan thin  e owes money to and offers her double what he' owed

he wants help with her tech logo he saw andives 2 coins to have her find emperor maximus of constantinopolis andhis bro is fighting in the collesuem tomorrow

slug wants the rest of her gol and they fidthere was only 2 coins andshe lied to save her brother

hayman's taken awayu and sister sez he was helping her

the aptive warriors easape by the sci fi one using tentacles to xap the gaueds out andgte the keys an the caveman leade em to the fish to et to the sea

hey get to the pirates ship and he sings but caveman knocks him out dropping the bridge on him so charli has to leav em and unfurls the sails

the ship gets caught by th hope on the oc holding it an they get caught after Charlie does the fortnight dance

slugmo considers what to do to end em and drops em in lava but this robot they were nice to b4 catches emand sends em to a forrest  and gos with em

she sees a faerie tLE CASTLE and anys to get hkp but hayman has enough of her anleaves

thewrrios ar in the stockaide and he regret fighing wirh is sister and his is a lot like labrynth

anent rex dasher lie d hero dash guy is put in the stckaide and sez charlies sister is baa55

Charlie uses his hokuto no ken strength to pull the stokaie up and swings it to beat the guys awaythen rns an it brks

he lifts a man hole and not lie the emperor goes in an closes it after his roogs get in so he can let em escape

hes caught and will b sent t the collssium in 1 hour alone

sistergoes in th woos with robot andits like tar warsand robot finds her passport

they fibd  faerie god mother wo ez the woves got hyman bit is joking an snt him off wirh a wish that helps but dont deus ex machina their problems away

we getta songof seein whats infront of us or believing and toughing it out where they o to a fgreen hills zone

sh sees the island across the sea and is told her passportphoto self believed andshe ets conience

i dont like meagn trainor bu this is a nice song andgives me hope and positive feelins

she and not r2d2 go off ona flyin carpet lie aladin and Charlie is shackle ND SPICED

sister an not r2d2 get to the island and she uses robo to climb the wall wirh exteno rms like Altron in gundam wing

se beats out a guar off the roof to his daey probably and wears a disguise then uses a hologram to fake a captain telling guards to find an intruder and going in

she gets to the colleseum and sees a laser light show an big screen tv and sponsored by s k u l l

Charlie comes out with a chackl and a gold knight but not like saint seiyaswings in and cuts him loose

a big purple t rex coms outwth a shackle on its leg and is not barney

they cant beat it cuz they aint yagyu jubei and hayman dries inan save em

thy drive around andsh finds the pink hay andthey use the slingshotto throw hr an she throws the hay in its mouth thenn he caches her

its gonna eat em but grows bird wings liek the unproven theory of evolution claims and flyes up

the warriors who ot away come in Nn black pirate has emperor at swordpoint

he chops off his arms and legs and its a toy so theres no bloosd and he whines like a sissy

jk really he throws hm in the brig ater sheathin his sword as th soldiers left

the crowd cheers and hayman wants to make food from his truck

Charlie wants to go free i mean home and sistr cut the chain but most is still n the dino's leg and th friens cheer em

sister sez bye to hayman and he hugs her sayng she helped him see food is what he does

he goes to give food for his ucstomers andthe bro/sister ride the flying dinosaur over all the areas they went over

he se sorry btu she se he was right and they otta adventure and go into the lighthouse and are humen again

th guard sez they were gone 5 minsa dn and gives em a wallet and i mean pSSPORT and its stamped with places they were in non lego land

they walk home as a car like not jim my bond goes by

after soem credtis the gurd oe in the exhibit and frees the emperor ad we hear a laugh

the end

that was actually pretty good

not as bright and colorful as the ego movie but it had good heart and a good message

its kinda the Digimon to the lego mvie's pokemon

a bit predictable but not bad an the acting was good with nice music

i actually lifted my spirits as I was having sme bad luck around when I was watching it and the fairy godmother song helped me

it a decent movie and im glad i saw it

For Playmobil: The Movie 2 I want the emperor to unseal a great evil from underground to get revenge on the people who overthrew him but it doesn't obey him and he goes to the other klans to get help to stop it to save the world of Playmobil. But after the team takes it down he takes it over and launches an attack and it ends with things looking f'd. Then for Playmobil: The Movie 3 I want them to get a new human in to save em with skills he got in gaming and watching horro movies so he nows of the occult and what holy to use against it. Also he has an issue with wanting to make a choice but don't know if he's up to it or something. Also its a 128 bit game like Zelda ocarina of ime but on dreamcast, gamecube, xbox and ps2 where you play as your own create a character and do misins to get by and use playmobil mechs and vehicles and ridable animals for some.

The Disaster Artist Review

Note: I spell devolved but it fits this

The Disaster Artist

This is my revew on The Disaster Artist from te distant fuitute year to james dean of 2017(10 years after Transformers Season 4)

Its directed by james franco who irected nothing else i saw

it stars non italiano James Franco from Never Been Kissed/Spider-Man/Spider-Man 2/Spider-Man 3/127 Hours/Rise of the Planet of the Apes/Oz the Great and Powerful/James Dean/Naked and Afraid, Dave Franco from Superbad/Warm Bodies/The Lego Movie/Scrubs, druggie Seth Rogen from Donnie Darko/Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy/Superbad/Horton Hears a Who!/American Dad!/Family Guy/The Simpsons/Drunk History/2019 The Twilight Zone, One of THEM Ari Graynor from The Sopranos/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/American Dad!/The Cleveland Show/Family Guy, el deviento Alison Brie from Scream 4/The Lego Movie/The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part/Robot Chicken/American Dad!/High School USA!/Axe Cop/Drunk History, openly australien Jacki Weaver from nothing i saw, Paul Scheer from 30 Rock/Yo Gabba Gabba!/Bob's Burgers/Modern Family/Gravity Falls/Drunk History/Ultimate Spider-Man/Big City Greens/Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles/American Dad!/The Loud House, really f'd up zac effron from 2007 Hairspray/The Lorax/Robot Chicken, el deviento homie Josh Hutcherson from The Polar Express/Justice League Unlimited, June Diane Raphael from American Dad!/Drunk History, openly deviento brit Megan Mullally from Risky Business/Once Bitten/Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day/I Yabba-Dabba Do!/Seinfeld/A Flintstone Family Christmas/Batman: The Animated Series/Frasier/Mad About You/Extreme Ghostbusters/King of the Hill/Peep and the Big Wide World/Boston Legal/30 Rock/Bob's Burgers/Axe Cop/Sofia the First, Jason Mantzoukas from Bob's Burgers/Modern Family/Drunk History/We Bare Bears/American Dad!/Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles/2020 DuckTales, real italiano Andrew Santino from American Dad!, Nathan Fielder from This Hour Has 22 Minutes/Bob's Burgers/Drunk History/The Simpsons, baa55 Sharon Stone from Above the Law/1990 Total Recall/Basic Instinct/Last Action Hero/1995 The Quick and the Dead/Sphere/Antz/Catwoman/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/Saturday Night Live, Melanie Griffith from Stuart Little 2/Robot Chicken/Hot in Cleveland, piece of crp Hannibal Buress from Tag/30 Rock/The Eric Andre Show/Bob's Burgers/Justice League Action, the evil loving Bob Odenkirk from Wayne's World 2/Seinfeld/Everybody Loves Raymond/Just Shoot Me!/Futurama/Crank Yankers/American Dad!/The Goode Family/Glenn Martin, DDS/Bob's Burgers/The Office/Drunk History, woman siding alleged man Judd Apatow fron The Critic/Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, and many cameos from actors wo liked The Room.

its based on a book i n ever read bt heard was good by Greg Sestero The Disaster Artist: My Life Inside The Room, the Greatest Bad Movie Ever Made, which sounds lie Tommy's got him chained up in his basement and takes a bite evey day

i saw this b4 and liked it and loved the room

after many logos we see actors praising The Room but many of them are devolved then title

in th distant future year of 1998 around when hokuto no ken and the global civil war in robotech happened, a guy in acting class s-cked so the female director sez relax

then Tommy comes onfor the acting class and does a devolved mrano stella climbing the walland spazzing out

the main guy greg Sestero follows him after it and is impressed by his acting and wants to do a scene with him

later greg is plaong football with kids in his hood and tommy drives up and is impressed by his car and sez don look at robot crab, he shy, for a transformer

they eat at a restaurant and greg fears people laughin at him and ants to be confient like Timmy

so tommy has him do a scene in a booklet  and tommy encoueages himto be liud in pulic with people around tommy dont care of and greg joins in lod and brave nd well acted as the people confusedly clap

later they play football in the park and tommy reveals soviet losangelas is with people wanting to be star and you need more than luck but need to be best and not give up

they go to Tommy place witha lot of weird cr-p and he claims to b from louisianna an has red bull woth greg and thinks this photo Tommy sez was a few years ago has tommy looking young

but he's polish or w/e and dont age

maybe the moons of poland

he sez he got into acting when a car hit him and he had an epiphanniy and wanted to be actor

greg wanted to be acot rfrom seeing home alone which tommy dont know but ttommy sez they both have dream

latee they watch rebel without a cause and the jemes dean you are tear in me a part

then they eat pizza andtommy sez he dont want career but his own planet like wrio land super mario land thre and everyone love each other

they talk of how james dean did III movies and died but its near here and tommy goes there even though its 32 i mean 3 hours away

greg sez THEy said jeams woulnet make ut and tommy gdoes a pinky promise lie genki and pixie in monster rancher to help each other

later they drive listening to rick Astley never gonna give you up and tommy sez he has apartntemtn he never use in l a and san fran sicko and wants greg to live there

i actually wrote an openly bad fanfic where sailor venus saves tommywiseay from fish eye and they hav a scene he extends a lime green tentacle in her belly button and filled her to fertilize her eggs as after his home planet was destroyed by a meteor, he needs to repopulate his kind so when his slaves find a new planet to colonize, they can rule as regents

greg leaves his mom who dont like it and speaks w/o her fench accent like in rea life and mo is worried and thinks its too hard

she meets tommy and he sez he's 19 which i think is in the years by his home planet and she dont trust him and probably thinks hes gonne b0ne him

they go to soviet l a and tommy has 1 bedroom but asks if gre want to share bedroom but it joke and he take couch and it like beauty and beast but tommy is beauty

he never had friend like tommy andi mean greng and they o to the roof and look at the night sity

tommy does mal modeling as goo vibration plays and ait its a montage of them applyin for acting an him getting photos made

greg lie grigory rasptin goes to an agency andmeets irish i mean iris an she smokes and gets an gent

they go to a club and tommy dances weirdly to dance music and greg talks with a girl bartender and tommy gets ealous and has em go

tommy and greg audition and they think tommys accent is weird so he treis w/o it and its weird even for tommy

greg is dating the bar girl andtommy coms in to se em on the couch watchin a show or w/e and tommy sez hes with slavinskosky but gf sez hes dead

tommy in acting class is told hes good for a villain like Dracula/frakentein and he dont wanna cuz he want to be hero and not ogre from the tempest

huh, i just noticed ogre has og in it, like the giant king in the bible

greg talks with an openly black guy who sez don't be with tommy cuz hes weird and repelling Hollywood

probably cuz hes a nice guy and wholesome and Hollywood is sin

at a restaurant tommy goes to judd apataow and wants to work with him but judd sez call my agency and get a merting with resume and tommy devolves into shakrsepeare

judd sez its not gonna happen in a million years so tommy sez "then after that/' an he's kind of a j=rk off to Tommy

tommy is a beautiful soul and these deviens dont get him

greg comes home and finds tommy on the roof sad from their words and greg sez the agent wont return calls

tommy sez they dont like him/wont give chance and it kinda moving, you feel for him in your heart

franco is a good actor to play him as a relaable guy while being ddd

greg sez make our own movie and tommy in a perfect scene ez "gerg! how long is movie script?!" and makes The Room like Tennessee Willians but it kinda devolves into a Rasputin/Nicola eala thing

he shows Greg his script and he's impressed with echoing quites from it

in the real version he wrote t as a play and then a novel no one wanted to d and the original script was kinda unsayable from how weird it was

Tommy ives him the role of Mark ater Mark damon fro  talented mister ripley but its really matt but tommy misremembered

they go to a camera thing and Tommy wants to buy even though its expensive and wants to do 35 mm and hd as he knows nothing of this  but takes a chance as he's got chutzpah and gets a discount filming in that stufio

they audition overkylie Minogue andtommy asks weird things like now you ride horse or now you plat saaphone an now u eat ice cream fast

tommy hires everyone as he don't get whats going on and

1 thinks its p0rn0 but tommy sz the dont do dat cuz hes a good catholic and isn't into that kinda sin

tommy gives a speech to inspire the people and its kinda off but nice and he has provate dirdctor bath room as he dont like poots

tommy made set of alley way near real one as it real holly wood m ovie and he dont want shoot in real

they film thescene where denny meets chris r and chris r's actor is intense and doing a good job as in real life hes a Georgian bob sled guy or w/e

soviet union Georgia not ametican confederate Georgia

after filming a sene where marks confronted by peter or w/e pver b0ning lisa, seth rogan cashes a check and finds its got unlimited money

tommy has to film his 1st scwne and is going nuts and none of his outfit matc hes and he dont take photo for continuiyty

they do thei did not hit her, i did not line and he struggles woth lines he wroe and f's it up a lot

after dozens of takes greg gives him a watr bottle to show emotion and it works and everyones happy

later tommy i mean greg talks with hom i mean gf about tommy weird

they do the line where tmmy laughs of the chick beat uo by one of the dozen guys she was b0ning and seth sez its not a funny story so tommy sez something i mean sometimes people do crazy things it human behavior

seth has enough and shoots himelf in the head

jk really he sez "we'll be here all day, cut! print! we got it!" to get on with it

tommy watches the footage he took of the crew and sees hey dont like him

greg goes to dinner with tommy/gf who he want move in with and tommy thinks he betray him and it like Griffith/guts in berserk

tommy goes oytside and busts up arbage cans saying evety body betray me

then they film love scene and tommy walk around wit patch o  his man parts and he hard on evetine toget bettr performances for like Hitchcock

greg sez tommys being awful and we see james franckos a55 like jean cl;aude van damme and he bickers with mark

after filming a love scene with lisa belly button and going mental he reveals he documenting making of room with camera watching and he fire em for cr-p but gives another chance

tommy i meangreg moves out of tommys lair andpeople quit as they had enuff of thi

claudettes actess prctices the scene she sez shes dying and the set is too hot and theres no ac or water

tmmy comes late and bickers with light guy or w/eand eventually claudette blackblacks out andtommy thinks she napping or old lady and seth sez dats it turn out lights/pen doors

outside they talk of how claudete does it cuz the worst actor day is better than the best day and 1 tinks this film is based on tmmys weird a55 life

later gf sees bryan Cranston from Malcom in the middle andhe wants to help greg as in Malcom he directs they need a lumberjack so gregs beard makes him work  for it

on day 52 of 40 they film tommys devolved rampage where he eats his gun and trashes the place then after eating his gun he spazzes out with the dres then eats his gun again

greg wants to not shave for the movie as he wants the day off tomorrow to film malcome in the middle but tommy can't andgteg goes with it for the clean shaven baby face scene with them in tuxes and playing football

tommy gets new crew snd films scenes in the park with playing foot bal and tommy ttrys to remind him of how he helped him to have emotion and ets personal o greg wigs out and asks him where he's from/how old is he/ur monster/villain and fights then storns off

in real life tommy could crush him like a grape as hes got big manly hands and is really strong for a guy from either the cold war or garen of eden

greg devolves to thatre actng and gets letter from tommy

tommy follows him and sez we premier movie/make pact and finds gregs gf went to Texas to be Ametican

they go to the premier and dive by to build anticipation as the uys there think "thats weird but it would be weird if he didn't do something weird"

thry watch the movie in a room of people ad they refilmed scenes wih this movies actors

everyone devolves into laughter andommy leaves crying as they laugh at his hard work an thinks everyone hate hm

greg comfprts him and sez he did something and it was popular

ommy sees how peope enjoy it and have fun and cheer "do it" as he eats his gun an tommy comes in to a cheering audience and sez he make comedy

in real life he gave a copyu rough cut to greg whos fam was intrdgued by its eirdness and the premier was a bust and later a guy saw it and spread word and it became popular

tommy sez he made it this wayand only cuz of his best friend greg

then text saying it was in 2 weks to be in th Oscars and it made 1800$ but cost over 6 million i 00s money but went on th=o be a cult phenominom and tommy ]/greg are best freinds

then clips of the room next tothe reshot scenes for the move thn credits to 90s dance the rhythm of the night

then after the creits a scene of the real tommy meeting franco playing tommy as tommy wanted a cameo like with stan lee in marvel things

the end

that was fun

tommys weird and offbrayt but a good guy

when I me him he had a light to him like he had good ki

he makes you feel positive

is he an angel? maybe

Vlad, in Polish Włod or włodk(VwahDeck) Waldeck, English is Walter or  Waldo, like Wiseau, and Tepes, is like Thomas, or Tommy, Tommy Wiseau is Dracula!

but i liked this movie

james gives a good performance and should've got the Oscar

he played him nice and weird but not as a joke, but a real person with feelings

and really seems like tommy

it show a version of how tommy mae this weird  ovie and fought to make his dream happen

the movie makes you feel good and it lifts your spirits

but i real life greg is like a foot taller than Tommy

glad I rewatched it, it holds up

For The Disaster Artist 2 I want Tommy to be making a new movie and a high rank holly wood guy comes by to work with him. everyone sez its great but tommy dont wanna and dont say why. later the propduer tries to steal away tommys crew and some go but aren't seen again. turns out he's a demon and eats em in black rituals and when greg goes to see what this guys like, he is gonna eat him. Greg calls out to The Creator for help and an angel appears and battles the demon, only to reveal its Tommy and he gives Greg a holy sword and they battle it til it blows apart. Its also a 2 player beat em up on sega genesis, snes, tg16, Atari jaguar and gba with 1 player as Tommy and 1 as Greg and they fight in various movie sets to beat the demons and their worshippers.

Separate Tables Review

 Note: I spell seperate from normal

Separate Tables

This is my review on Separate Tables from the distant fuure yar to Saint Rasputin of 1858(70ih years before Robotech eason 2)

Is directed by Delbert Mann who did nothing I saw

It stars child sacrificing Rita Hayworth from nothing I recall, Deborah Kerr from 50s Quo Vadis/1953 Julius Caesar/From Here to Eternity/The Sundowners/The Night of the Iguana, David Niven from Cleopatra 1934/Mutiny on the Bounty 1935/Wuthering Heights 1939/The Moon Is Blue/Around the World in 80 Days 1956/My Man Godfrey, commie candya55 Burt Lancaster from Rope of Sand/From Here to Eternity/Apache/The Rainmaker/Judgment at Nuremberg/Birdman of Alcatraz/Airport/Field of Dreams, Wendy Hiller from Pygmalion/Murder on the Orient Express/The Elephant Man, Gladys Cooper from The Iron Duke/The Cockeyed Miracle/1948 The Pirate/The Secret Garden/The Twilight Zone, Cathleen Nesbitt from Pygmalion/1945 Caesar and Cleopatra, Felix Aylmer from The Iron Duke/Rhodes of Africa/Victoria the Great/Caesar and Cleopatra/Hamlet/195 Quo Vadis/1952 Ivanhoe/Exodus, Rod Taylor from World Without End/Giant/The Time Machine/One Hundred and One Dalmatians/The Birds/Kaw/The Twilight Zone/Murder, She Wrote/Walker, Texas Ranger, Audrey Dalton from Titanic 1953/Mr. Sardonicus, May Hallatt from Black Narcissus/Ivanhoe/Rob Roy, the Highland Rogue, and some brits i mever saw in anything

it based on 2 plaed fused into 1 by Terence Rattigan who did The Winslow Boy and liked b0ning men

I never saw this b4 but imma give it a chance

After title and credits to a mellow song of seperate tables  we see a hotel by the sea with seperate tables in great black/White with widescreen, 

a blonde comes bya fence and sits and evenuallya maor comes by after being away 2 days for visiting a friend who served in the deert campaigns and he's always helping people

he fought the Ais in WW2 or soviet England and they go home to her fam and e goes so mom b--ches at her for being openly into him and when she gets upset her mom is b--chy over having emotions

Sure glad we sided with England, Totally better than Zee Kser

Major goes aroundtalking on and on like a brit and talks to a bald guy and gets triggered when asked if he was in some place

a dark raired girl ho paints instead of having kids talks with a guy called Charles like the evil prince and goes out wit him to possibly b0ne but he don't get it like goku and luffy and udai

they play pool and not the swimming kind and a chic comes by with 6 suitcases and not the prison kind and gets a room

later its dinner or something and they bang chimes and not b0ne chimes andall eat at the same tme like slaves instead of when they feel like it

after dinnerdak hair wants chuc to wipe the lipstuck off and it attracts women and he suggests marrying so they can be open in their romance

she wants to talk more ut he keps eading a book sayng shut it

some broad b--ches at a guy coming in a window which is aganst the riles and burt lancaser comes by saying he's engaged to a chick who don't seem to be into it but they kiss and he wats to go to the beach at night, possible to b0ne

they sit at different tables andtalk when no one looks in an empty room and 1 maid/slsve sez u didn't eat and he sez he'd have 2 soups tomorrow

she sez its been 5 yars and hes not doing well and she was married butdumped the guy and something of going to London but i think he found abouther girl and wait i looed it up, they were in love b4

they kiss and he leaves and major sneaks around and gets the paper but is caught by the blondes mom and he sez he wanted toread it and is let to after mixing up the paper names

b--chy mom do't like hm and blonde sez he saw so much of life more than her and mom sez she did her best and took her on vacation

blonde wants to work as a call operator but mom thinks shes too mental and might have an autism attack or w/e

mom ets a paper and has a woman read it as her eyes s-ck and finds an officer pled guilty to insulting behavior in a movie and nudged her in the arm and tried to kiss or something and had moved seats 5x and was by chicks cuz he had a momentary aberration and got probation for 12 months as hes a war hero

b--chy mom wants to make maor leave to protect her daughter from a guy who nudged an arm andsat next to people as in cany a55 enla, thas lie sodomy, before they celebrated it

a woman played by Deborah kerr who i dont recognize or mixed up as everyone looks the sae i here reads a magazine of daughter and daughter thins shes pretty in a non queero way asits like silor mon

mom tells daughter not to be with maor but she asks why but mom thinks she cant take it but she bugs mom and mom lets her read da paper and is shocked

mom wants major sent out for pleaing guilty but burt questions it and stands up for the accused

this reminds me of dinks who whine about finding anime characters hot as if its a "danger"

1 devlved looking chick sez worse things are done in books or w/e anddefens him but bald wants him out

b--cy mom asks "are you on the side of Vice or virtue" t coerce her to say she sides wih b--chy mom and its 4-2

burt sez we didn't hear from daughter wo has an autism attack and burt wanted her to disagree with her mom publically

blone in fashion thing wo i think yeah its burts ex and she talks to himby the outside on how they wanted each other but he thought it was bad as they were different and having her breed but she cares for her figure more than her bloodline

also se wanted to enslave him and keep him from b0ning and its fun to do it to a non beta male

he's a bit drunk and she has him ive her a smoke and sez she wanted him but didn't wanna say love and don't like her husband and they smooch as she tries to seduce him

they o in and burts gf is thereand sez ex gf model has a phone call

new gf sez she new he liked ex and is pretty and ex ruined him but he sez he ruined himself and other cr-p but ex dont no she's his woman ony the publisher nows

b--chy mom sez they gonna have major leave by lunch

burt goes to ex and she wants t stay in te datk but he sez those who like the ak fear the light and truth and she gibbers  til he grabs her ne and leaves

burt goes and ex b--ches out following so he  backhands her ad gones on iving no f's andother dames find her

later devolved woman has a speech i didn't listen to and makor comes by to find daughter telling him they read the news and tol him to go

as hes a bit he gives up andse asks why'd you do it and he idn't know but its not his 1st time

since school he fears women as he was timind and shy and his dad made him oin the army but bit it b4 his commission.

in the armyt people respected him but didn't solve it and he sez it must be in the dark with strangers as its his fetish

she dont wanna hear it and he's sorry to her as she matter mot t him as they had much in common and got issues but found comfort in each other

sh dont wanna be like him and hates him telling lies but he sez he idn't like himself and sez he'd wrote

she asks wher hed go and he nows a man in London but she offer to help but he goes

the ex gf i think comes by ad daughter breas down saying she hates him but hopes he'd be ok

major returns and gives her a 6pince like 6liner in transformers and sez bye

she leaves saying Bless You and burt returns finding ex is ok and was waling all night probably bating p midgets

burt finds ex wasn't gonna marry and talks with his now gf who talked with ex

maor gets his c5-p and is gonna o and talks with gf abot how hes too candya55 to fight nd stay but she sez he'd not have to fake the major cr-p

churk and his woma are gonna marry an have kids and burt talks with ex abou how it wont work wth em and se breaks down whining

later major comes by for a mealand theres tension but devolved guyl se hi and one by one people talk o him

daughter talks to him and mom sez go but she sez no imma finish breakfast and mom is shcked at the n word, NO, and leaves

burt sez they don't got much home together but ex gf sez do they have much apart?

daughter talks nice with major and it pans out of the place to show the outside

the end

that was quite good

great acting and tory

good writing

wonerful filming

i hear the writer waned the maor to be harassing men but didn't

it won David Niven an Wendy Hiller scares and doesn't feel long and has good floow with no drag

its well done and shows how judgeing people accused of things can be rough

some things should be udged though and if someones a danger, they otta be stopped, butthis guy seems ok

oh no, he nudged someone! thats like a deboning!

For Separate Tables 2 I want the daughter to be ready to marry the major who's gotten over his issue with her help, but the b--chy mom can't forive and challenges him to a death match. In it, they have pistols at dawn andhe has to take her on to get his woman. But other' siding wit the mom volunteer and he has to face them 1st. Also the mom got bird nrves intalled in hr arm and face to hoot better, but it was a demon bird and she devlves into a hapy ostritch thing and he has to take her on. Also its an 8 it gameon Sea Master Systerm and Game Gear, Ns and Gsme Biy, TG16, Atari Jagiar I mean Lynx an 7800 where you play in duels and the final battle is you ducking as she dives and firing when shes lined up.

The Last House On The Left Review

 Note; i spell anti left

The Last House On The Left

This is my review on The Last House On The Left from the ditant future year to WW2 Hero Shiro Ishii of 1972(50 years before Robotech II and Siloerny  Green)

Its directed by Wes Craven who did The Serpent and the Rainbow/The People Under the Stairs/Vampire in Brooklyn/Scream/Scream 2/Scream 3-/Red Eye/Scream 4 and is usually a good director

It stars Martin Kove from The Karate Kid/The Karate Kid Part II/The Karate Kid Part III Sensei/The Rockford Files/Charlie's Angels/1978 The Incredible Hulk/Walker, Texas Ranger/Hercules: The Legendary Journeys/V.I.P./Tosh.0, and no one else i saw in anuting else or ain't on back door, aids bag, gender offender, Sodom bottom, frooty booty, beta male, soy boy, banana crammer  Creator hater, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plats that denies evidence Billy The Kid and The Right Honorable John Wiles Biooth survived.

I saw this b4 and it had an impact on things like Go Nagai but candya55es like soviet England hated it cuz they are a buncha wiener cleaners

after logo ad text saying names were changed to protect people a marshall drives by this house in the woods and sez age 17 mari is getying cards from a lot of guys

then title and credits top a chick in the shower behind glass and hr nips in the mirror behind fog

later the teen talks wth her rents and sez her mom wore bras that made her t-ts look big at her age

dad likes violent shows and she sezthey wr suppose to be the love generation of candy a55 hippies smoking chronic andeating poop

so these 2 teen chicks go out like pretty cuteor dirty pair or lina and naga andoke around ad enjoy natuireas a 70s song plays like in Bonnie and Clye

they talk about the leaves changing and 1 girl sez her b00bs grew thi summer so she feels like a woman

then we hear of raepists escaping and on the run in soviet new yor andwe see i thin temlistening to the radio and meets wih a chick or smething, i dont now i wasn't paying attention

after the giood grls get icescream the bad guys are with a chick who won' b0ne til they get more chicks

i tink the good chicks comeb one of the bad guys and wanna get chronic and are offered nose candy for 20$ wich was a lot in the 70s

they go in and the bad guys catch em and min chic mari's rets are readying a b day for her

in the money house1 chick sez she'd scream so the bads pull a knife

the rents mae a cake with Whie icing to show her virgin puriy as a symbolismof her befoulment

the other chick is beat out and i thin b0ned as mari atches like violence Jack oav 1 with Yumi b0ned byRose as Mari watches

then ts day and the baddz leave with the KOed girls in the trunk anf drive off

wow, we're 20 mins in, that felt like nothing

the rnts call and don't know where their gol is but ad thinks shes rebelling and trying to be rown up

theres a number of shots of ducks who are raepists and cannibals so its symbolism

the bads rive t redneck music and f around and chick sez sigmung freud was talking of how everything is a b0ner

the rents call the cops wo thin its nothing as its a more innocent time b4 the news spread fear after being bought by corporations owned by evil groups

the bads try fixing th car and mom tells sherrif she senses someting

the bads open the trunk and 1 chick bites 1 of em and cop leaves saying maris letting off steam

the bads ring em in the woods an a ca rives by he badds car thinking its nothing

the bas say if the girl dont do wat he sez, they'd cut up her homie

the have her p-ss her pants and cuz her friend when she dont at 1st ut relents

this is like that scene in The Ninth Configuration and afer more cr-p, 1 bad guy sez ease up u might ice her

they undress the girl like its a Go Nagai manga as a song plays and  tink in some versions they made m queer out with each other

in the cop staion 1 co wishs he wasn't a cop

1 girl ets dressed snd runs to have he other escape and we getta chase and hides by rocks as 2 bads go by

remaning girl tries to talk with the guy who wanted to not ice em and sez she wants to be his friend and will help him get drugs and wants to go by her place

the cp get a report and go out and the running chic noks over the evil chick with frizzy red hair like an evil ronal McDonald ossibly ewish

she makes it to the road but the bads get her and 1 shanks her in da back and beet on her

the cops car drives to a stop and its outta gas and the bads stab up a chic in da gut with music sounds on each stab then pull out her guts

mari is stoll alive and sez to the uy whos kinda low or brain crippled from drugs u otta be a man and do somerying but he sez wat u do if u me?

mari/mongoliiood lave but the bas et em andtells her they iced her chumeand they drop her chumes ar  y her so she screams

the cops are jerked around bysome teens who stop and drive when they get near and ive the fnger which leas  more damage on the giel not being saved lke spider man an the guy who did ben

the bads cut up and b0ne mari then he walks into the rver and they cap her so she floats in it like Ophelia in hamlet or w/e

they leave her having finished they work and the cops stop a pickup truc driven by an africanized woman wo lets em ride on the roof as theres no room elsewere, whic is a crome now as the giv thinks its unsafe

they fall off and the cr-pmobile wont drive with that much weight

the bads go to a rover and clean off the blood of their victimsas though a baptism in a symbolism of washing off the sin

later he badds come y the mari's fams house and are let in for some reason

1 cuts the plug to the tv an they claim they need a ride to a garage but its closed

they stay the night and are to have bacn and eggs for breaskfast which isn't kosher and shows ho they are sinners in symbolism

in a room they stay the baddz see potoes of mari and its lie beyond belief fact or fiction

they eat dinner here as a wolf in sheeps clothing and ake being civilized but really are demons under the masks like violence ack with secruon b aand a b0ning C

they claim to sell insuranve to clothing cmpanis an the ret-red guy has viet nam flashnavks o wking te giel and sez hes sorry

s el ret-rdeo is sick from stress and barfing and mom i think goes through his bag and finds bloodstained clothes a a 60s song plays

the rents i thin o out in niht  but i thin its day tintd to look dark and finthe friend who was gutted like a cow

hy are un surgical thigs anhave the letarded guy open is mouth and chisle his teeth but its a dream andhe ets up and leaves

dad goes in the baemet and gets his gun as hes an American and nows the cops take 40 mins to get there

1 bad guys i mean geta sup and smokes by the mom and dad gets his rifle like miki makimura's dad in Devilman

the bad guy seems to try to seduce the mom as he's into older women i guess andthey go outside an she se she waned a man like him

also this is 70s color and  a bit gritty but it work sand widescreen

dad rigs traps like the commie did the results in 2020 and puts a wire under te rug, puts water on it and plugs i in

bad with mom has her tie him up as i guess hes into S before M andad puts j-zz in a can i mean white cramon the floor  a ooor

is this where home alone giot it?

mom d something to bad guys weener and its offscreen so we dtn he if hs uncut or missin a bite

dad goes in a room and 1 vaguely ethnic guy fakes being asleep

i think the mo is doing mouth stuff to the guy, yeah she is and she bites ff his w=ng an h screams like a crack smoking ape

the bads wake up and dad has a gun on em and they kill the lights and i think he gets the lesbian

ethnic guy runs and slps on the goo an trip on wite and in a room rights ad who he kickiks his a55and finds the mari i think on te couchethinc y toys with dad and beats on him and moks him

the brain ctippe fie a gun andethnic bad taungts hima n tells him how to fire but he's toof;d to finish him

ethnic bad tells him to eat his gun andhe evangutlaly gdoes offscreen as he's one of thos idiots who'd do what he hears a youtuber sayas a oke so youtube protects these evolutionary rejects to further poison the bloodline

a comes up from the basement and has a chainsaw and the shotgun ethnic bad has isn't loaed

bad locks the door but its cut through and a hick with a knife scares him so he tries to leave

he trie the door but the water and run and p-lug zaps him and he tries usin a table to fight a chainaw

the chick or out and ights mo i think and the hunter has become the hunte

chic umps in the pool and mom slices her throat an cop comes in as dad chainsaws th ethnic bad

they see the place is f'd and the music goes like a ending to an nes or master syslem game and credits show who was who like in Space Balls 1

The end

that was pretty good

nice filming and gritty style

good music and well done acting

well done story

it wasn't as shocking or dark or gritty as i recalled but since i last saw it i watched urotukidji, violence Jack, riki-oh and Genocyber

its not long and feels even less with good flow and no drag or feeling long

the pack of monsters with 1 being a queer chick was used by Violence Jack Evil Town with Section B and the guys with the chick Tom Cat who wants women

i hear they used c0nd0ms with fake blood and sand for the intestines and filmed wherever they could w/o permits and they were new to filming so it had a rawer edge

i thin its a good fiom and while shcking for the 70s, decades later its not so bad

the violence is mosyly offscreen and we never see the man parts

good symbolism and maning and the chainsaw was cool as was the traps

its got an olde timey feel of the 70slike in the heat of the night but that was high end 60s and this is gritty 70s

glad i rewatched it, its pretty well made

For The Last House On The Left 2 I want the fam t be retroactively deputized to get away with chopping up the bad guys and become crook hunters to protect the innocent. Also they got into training and are now bodybuilders and hunt in the woods for escaped cons. But some anti cop malcontents attack and wanna take em out thinking they "murdered" some "innocent" people and the couple brings it to em with home made armor that has blades and weapons in it like a forelimb having a chainsaw hain on it to gind through people and shin bladed shin guards to kick through people. Also its a 16 bit bea em up on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA irh 1 player as the man and the other as the wife and you battle in the woods against a swarm of crooks and crook allies after you. Also the game boss is a sasquatch in a cave and as behind it all and controlling the malcontents to weaken society to take it over.

Beautiful Girls Review

 Note: I spell bimboest

Beautiful Girls

This is my review on Beautiful Girls fro the distant fture year to Osamu Tezuka of 1996(10 years beore Transformers season III)

its directed by cocainum user Ted Demme who did Life/Blow

It sars Matt Dillon from The Outsiders/The Simpsons/Modern Family, Noah Emmerich from Last Action Hero/The Truman Show/Life/Frequency/Windtalkers/Cellular/Super 8/Jane Got a Gun/The West Wing/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Annabeth Gish from Steel/Buying the Cow/Chicago Hope/The West Wing/The Cleaner/Pretty Little Liars/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Lauren Holly from Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story/Dumb and Dumber/Any Given Sunday/Spirited Away/Chicago Hope/Flashpoint/Designated Survivor, Timothy Hutton from Iceman/The Dark Half/The General's Daughter/Kinsey/The Ghost Writer, openly irish Rosie O'Donnell from Blue's Clues/Judging Amy/Drop Dead Diva/American Dad!/A League of Their Own/Sleepless in Seattle/The Flintstones/Harriet the Spy/disneys Tarzan, Max Perlich from Ferris Bueller's Day Off/Cliffhanger/Maverick/Homeward Bound II: Lost in San Francisco/1999 House on Haunted Hill/Blow/Buffy the Vampire Slayer/The Wild Thornberrys/Crossing Jordan/Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, pro evil Martha Plimpton from The Goonies/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/Law & Order: Criminal Intent/The Good Wife/The Real O'Neals/Baroness von Sketch Show, pr animal rights, anti cop feminist Natalie Portman fr9m Mars Attacks!/Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace/Zoolander/Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones/Cold Mountain/Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith/V for Vendetta/Black Swan/Jane Got a Gun/Sesame Street/The Simpsons, Michael Rapaport from The Basketball Diaries/The 6th Day/Sully/Fresh Prince of Bel Air/The War at Home/MadTV/Celebrity Ghost Stories/Pound Puppies/The Big Bang Theory/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/Celebrity Wheel of Fortune, The good Italino Mira Sorvino from The Stuff/Modern Family/Blue Bloods/Celebrity Jeopardy! human sacrificing uma Thurman from Pulp Fiction/Batman & Robin/1998 The Avengers/Kill Bill: Volume 1/Kill Bill: Volume 2/Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief/American Dad!, Pruitt Taylor Vince from J FK/Natural Born Killers/Dr. Dolittle/The Cell/Constantine/Quantum Leap/Chicago Hope, Anne Bobby from Bioshock, Sam Robards from A.I. Artificial Intelligence/Law & Order/The Outer Limits/Law & Order: Criminal Intent/The West Wing/Blue Bloods/The Good Wife, openly French David Arquette from Buffy the Vampire Slayer the movie/Airheads/Never Been Kissed/Eight Legged Freaks/The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D/the Scream series/Blossom/Friends/Static Shock, Richard Bright from The Godfather/The Godfather Part II /The Godfather Part III/Law & Order/Law & Order: Criminal Intent/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Adam LeFevre from Philadelphia/2004 The Manchurian Candidate/2004 Taxi/Law & Order/Law & Order: Criminal Intent/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/The Good Wife, John Carroll Lynch from Grumpy Old Men/The Cure/Face/Off/Mercury Rising/Gothika/Gran Torino/Frasier/Tuesdays with Morrie/The West Wing/American Dad!/Turn: Washington's Spies, Tom Gibis from Digimon Adventure 02/Naruto, John Scurti from 2005 tom crise War of the Worlds/The Amazing Spider-Man/Law & Order/Baywatch Nights/Law & Order: Criminal Intent/Monk/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/Blue Bloods/Bull.

i never saw this b4 but its on amazon prime and da wants to watch somthing fun

afer title and credits t a song asa guy goes around we see guys in a car stopping by a place as it snows and main guy sez bye to a woman

his orange hair homie tells him the ccks married but he dont care and they drive off

in a diner Michael rapaport trys uing the phone and his womans not home and thinkshe's b0ning a guy so he bets and is told either way he loses, either his woman or 20$

rapaport goes out to face his woman and ues his plow to stuff snow on a garage door

then its day and a guy brings his kidsand talks with a kinda devolved looking guy about devolvo seeing a chick and drops him off

devolve goes in and has bags and da geezer there asks if hes staying long and wants to watch golf

he goes up and meets his brother who's getting up and geezer i is dad and they talk 4 bro takes a big black dump

later main guy talks with rapaport about his woman b0ning that meat cuter whos 40, divorced and has III kids but his woan a vegetarian

in the day main guy shovels cr-ppy and talks with age 13 natalie portman who gets along and finds main guy iswait ts not main guy its evolved guy, is there for his high school reunion

rapport asks around for the meat guy and his womanwhines of him blocking her driveway and he gives her a ring to be married and she sez its gonna f it up

they take it outside and bcker and he sez this isn't wat he dont want and she sez you go for wat you want, not avoid wat u dont want

main guy ad devolved guy drive and talk and go to a diner to talk with rapaport whogi a brwn diamond and bicker as the owner offers apps, as he calls appetizers

devolvo retunns he ad natalie talks and seems to have a thing or him as a lot of Hollywood guys like em that age

latr aa londe talks with main guy after b0ning and thinks he s-cked after high school and goes to talk with openly irish Rosie O'Donnell who sez dump him and talks of age

blonde loves him and rosie keeps trying to blame the guy for not committing and when blone wants to takesome blame, rosie ries poisoning her aganst it

blonde wants to have a party or him and we see Rappaport plugging driveways with snow like butts sealed by items stuc in likesoviet san fran sicko

later its day and devolved guy talks with awoman and i think her husband of taking work and citizenship and being a salesman but dad of the kids i think sez hed s-c at it

the guys at night talk of guys who work and drun and uma comes in as the couin of i think thedner owner

they find her hot being a blond blue eyed chic like sailor venus or rangaku Matsumoto and talk with her to find shes in dvertizing

they claim to own their own business, 1 guys a textile plant, 1 guys construction and 1 is pianist

uma has em do shots and devolved guy plays piano swet caroline and they have fun

then its day and rosie b--ches about how girls with big b00bs have big butts even though some are naturally thicc lie viva la Valerie or randalin

they go to a store and she --ches abot magazine baes getting wor done to look better than saggy hags like her

devolved guy talk with natalie who has a guy she likes whos 12 and okes of b0ning and drugs

iside kids dad and orange hair guyplay super Nintendo and devolved guy rates girls by face/body/personaliy

at nightblone has main guy stop by a place to pee and itsa surprize b day party and i think main guy is came onto by ather chick

main guy drives othr girl hoe and se wants to be b0ed by hm bu he refuses and she gets whiny

in a bar devolved guy i into natalie and sez in 10 years he'd b 39 and shed be 23 so its kosher

main guy goes to see blonde but i told she sleeping and put a lot of work in the party

thn its day andrapaport is in a hut on the ice amd devolved guy comes n to find rapatport giot adate

deolved guy talks with natalie skating and se wants him to be her bf and sez dont marry the new York gurl and wait til you meet someoe good lie the wizard of oz how it was in his home

he ez thers age but she sez Romeo an uliette was young love, even though they suicided, ad she sez wait 5 yars and she's 18

he sez she'd not remember him and would grow up and ts like how Christopher robin outgrew pooh and he walks off

later rapport goe to a bar with uma and eventually tells her the girl looking at em is his ex who left him for a meat cutter

they dance sey as ex gf watches and gets mad and goes off

uma goes out and main guy offrs her a ride and talks of her liking guys saying good night sweet girl

then it day and rapport sez hi ex ses she dont need him anddevoled guy se take down the mode pixtues but he okes of devoved guy being erry lee lews, but is ok if the gil can cu her own foo(oy vey!)

rapaport goes on a speech of model and devolver thinks hes like a srrial killer

main guy and kids das wife are in the library a talking of their indecent connection andgoing to the reunion and he thinks she'd see if he rally broe up with her

devoved guy plays piano for ua andremembers his teaher words for his piano and get her to go icefising with him in the hut without pizza

in ther he sz how he dont like the new York giel coming and wants more times o try romance before marriage andsees it as the end and wants to have these romance wuth a girl

uma sez someone out there is jealous of him for having that with a girl and she leaves sayng he thinks he'd not see her agai but she sez thy will reunite

then its day and devolved guys woma comes and they have dinner but devolved guy looks out the window at natalie ortman who sez looking out from above is like Romeo and uliette and his woman is pretty

they talk of comparing em and he wants to reunite with her later as he knows she' go well

devolved guy drives with his woman and gets along and main guy wants to skip his high school reunion as they'd not like him beng good

main guy wants to watch all 12 parts of rich man poor man and rapparoty wants to see it but ditches him to watch his cr-p and j=rk off rung tears of blood and cutting himself

so he goes to the bar or dinr or w/e and drinks andat thereunion the girls including back door rosie who is lie Kathy bates in misery

rapaport tells off devoved guy for letting uma see the real him like the wizard of oz behind the cirtain

wait this is the reunion and kids dads wife is told off by a guy she was mean to in high school fr being a b--h

main guy is confronted by a guy who's wife he's b0ning andwhen man guy goe out the gu whos wfe he b0ned an a buncha guys confront him and beat im up ter taking some hits

he did well for 4 on 1

so the friends find out and go ight the guys but find he was trying to help his fam and hey had snowplowed his car for nothing

and is not the ids dads wife but the guy who confronte hims wife

so mai  gus nna make it anddevolved guy is gonna retrn to soviet new yor and goes to his 00s to b0ne his gf wo se be a panist n a saleman

then potman comes n and shoot his gf saying "I'm ur one and only"

jk really main guy talks about cr-p i dont care about in the hospital bed to blonde ad Rappaport does hi woman driveway rigt

devoved sees main guy and sez hes going as more guy come in

devoved guy goes off and sez bye to natali who okes with rapaport and orange haired guy in a plow sez bye and they go on seperate paths as crediys play to sweet caroline

the end

this was pretty good

not too rough, and had some deep ideas like looking for wat you want intead of avoiding what you don't

the 13 yar old into a grown man seems like something THEY would like, but in Sailor Moon Serenas lie 14 and hr bf is in college and has a ob and car

Pus tat Prince Diamond thing

good acting by some kinda evil people but it an entertaining watch

its mostly people living life and not much acion or drama but a few scenes got it

its well made and i prtty 90 and kinda small town in the winter but despite sounding lie my life, i don't relate to it

glad i saw it

it has flow and don't drag an holds attention without cramming a lot in and has a good pacing.

For Beautiful Girls 2 I want it to be about the uy who was beat up trying to rcover as he got brain damage so they try an experimental tech implant that makes him spazz out and wake up covered in organ. Turns out, its ascientist using him to get revenge on those who wronged him and he's using the guy as an assassin. Also its a 16 bit game like Pac Man 2 on Sea Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where youn play as the scenist and guide the zombified guy around to d stuff w/o drect control