Law Of The Lawless Review

Note: i spell like a lawless lucy

Law of the Lawless

This is my review on Law Of The Lawless from the distant future year to Andrew Jackson of 1964 (50 years before the final battle oif Macross City)

its directed by William F. Claxton who did Night of the Lepus/Hiughway to Heaven/Little house On The Prarie/The 60sd Twilight Zone

it stars Dale Robertson from The Outcasts of Poker Flat/Tales of Wells Fargo/The Man from Button Willow, Yvonne De Carlo from For Whom the Bell Tolls/The Ten Commandments/McLintock!, William Bendix from Blackbeard the Pirate, Bruce Cabot from king kong, the 30s The Last of the Mohicans/Angel and the Badman/McLintock!/The Green Berets/Big Jake, Barton MacLane from the 40s Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde/The Maltese Falcon, John Agar from Highway to Heaven/the 70s King Kong/Big Jake/Chisum, Richard Arlen from Tigr Shggark/sland of Lost Souls/the 30s Alice in Wonderland, Kent Taylor who inspired clark kent and was in the f--kin awdul The Phantom from 10,000 Leagues, Bill Williams friom king kong/The Body Snatcher, George Chandler from da 30s A Star is Born/Valley of the Giants/Jesse James\Boy Slaves\Mr. Smith Goes to Washington\The Ox-Bow Incident/The Pirate, Lon Chaney Jr from Manfish/My Favorite Brunette/The Ghost of Frankenstein/The Wolf Man/Of Mice and Men/Jesse James, Don "Red" Barry from The Shakiest Gun in the West/The Cockeyed Cowboys of Calico County/The Swarm, Laurel Goodwin from the 60s Star Trek, Roy Jenson from Demetrius and the Gladiators/The Rise and Fall of Legs Diamond/13 Ghosts/Atlantis, the Lost Continent/How the West Was Won/Big Jake/Soylent Green/The Wind and the Lion\Every Which Way But Loose\Red Dawn, Alex Sharp from Spartacus/How the West Was Won/How the West Was Won/Planet of the Apes 01/Bullitt/Conquest of the Planet of the Apes/Battle for the Planet of the Apes/Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, and some homeis not on candy a55 wikip[edia and i never saw in any cr-p

i never saw this but its on grit and thos eare usually good

so after logo and credits where the logo is proper fullscreen and the credits are in heavy widescreen, but its in good color, we get a fullscreen movie

so thses lowboys come to toen and a teen tells the sherrfi and he chexcks it out

tyjhey count it up that the new guys comming to town is when da judge is comming in and something might be up

however if this were youutbe, saying somethign is up would be a theory and not provable and would be stopped by them

so sherrif looks aorund and stps by a salloon and this rich guys place and looks for the judger and finds this lawyber talking with a guiuy who is defending a guy who capped people in a shootout

sherrif sez lawyer might be in on the guys coming and they call em malcontents like in robotech and lawyer sez he dont like em either

lawyer sez sherrif does procestuion and church servives in the courthouse and sherrif comes to the bar toi confront the guys

he wants em to say who they are or gtfo and they say theyr name is johnson and he wants em out so 1 pulls a gun and throws a booze glass at him and sherrif takes 1 in the arm and fdinisdhes the guy as barkeep pulls his shotgun at them and sends em outta town

imagine if only the malcontents had firearms and the sherrif couldnt defend himslef?

it woulfd be like candy a66 soviet england

so this chick from da salloon comes by and meets da judge and brings him over

sherrif sez he had to ice people to save his life and has arrested a man peter ston like in degrassi or lawe and order svu and his dad is a bigf man in kansas but he wants him to do time for a shoot out

sherrif wants judfge to find him guilty but judge is the accused's hoimie and wants to give a fair trial

so the malconmtents are here to ice da judge as they think hes fgonna let the guy free and the guy capped their brother

lawyer sez to judge that the accuded is in a shoot out and its legal and judge was his friend

lawyer and a guy hes talking to talk about bribing a jury and a guy comes by and leaves and its revealed hes the guy who wacked the judges dad

so chick walks in on judge in the bath tub and teen is disgruntled that he thinks the sherrif dont trust him enuff

so judge stiops by lawyers room and goes to eat with the chick and she sez her husband gpot capped and he sez he noticed its often with salloons thsat people get it

she reveals the accused peter stone wants to marry her and they talk

the accused weatches from his jail cell and sez the chick is doing his plan by being in the window seat and theres a guy around who seems to be up to something

this other lawyer is told off by accussed that his dad is the best and most powerful and if he gets him off its a great win, iuf not hes beated

so judge sez he knows hes by the window and its not safe and they go off and she feels for him

at da salloon is what i think is lon chaney gx and asks chick if shes gonna do it and she dont wanna and he grabs her and brings her to da hotel to probably a55 b0ne

in there he sez hes fgonna be right out there and wants her to do her part and leaves her in da hotel

at the hotel the sneaky lawyer comes back and wait its not a lawyer hes the dad, and sez he wants the dad iced after trial i mean the judge iced and if they do it b4 they'd just getta new trial

also either ay hes gonna ice him and wait, hes not talking to the lawyer itys the guy who iced the dad, and he's payed a lot to make judge gunfight and if he caps the guy, he breaks his own law to not shoot out

dad wants the law of the gun back and whoever is faster is right and the dad icer sez he wished he never saw a gun and wants to get outta the gunfighting and have a ranch and a woman

he's getting 10 000 $ and its a lot in the 1800s or w/e this is

so he has plans for a future? well, thats the end of him!

so the malcontents come to see da judge and had missed him and this guy they work with tells em to gtfo

the 30 year old teen comes around and goos too da gotel and finds da judge is in the cemetary

i dont wanna be barried, in a pet semetary!

btw theres a good fgroup of characters in this, they are not all bad but not all good, kinda like robotech instead of transformers with the honorable autobots and villinaous decepticons

teen gets the malcontents at gunpoint and they slug him out saying "well theres the judge" and he looked

they aim at jufge but teen fights em and judge hits da dirt and fires

they bust through the store and out and judge runs outta bullets so he is trhhown a shotgun and takes 1 out then fights the other inside

they grapple and he gets his neck on a saber on the wall, which would take off his head in the reasd version

the shotgunned guy is gonna end judge but dad wacker j fks him

so teen got iced and sherrif is bummed as he didnt treat him right and judge cheers im up

so judge goes to see accused and they tlakm in his cell which would totally not happen today as they are mental abotu prioceure

so judge goes to the bar and chats with the real lawyer and lawyer sez he never lost a case and none accused of gunfighting ever weent free form judge

so chick dont wanna do the plan and lon chanry gx runs her top and smacks her then leaves

judge comes in and she tells judge to leave and its a plan to make a scandle and the asccuded peter stone planned it

lon gx comes in and he asks who did it and she fingered lon chaney jr and goers home

jiudge sez if they tell anyone then he'd court em and beats out lon chanrey 2 witrh 1 punch

so lon tells chick that judge is gay for her

later its the trrial and the dad brings in the fam of people who judge sentenced to be executed for killing people

sherrif wants em out and judge sez let em stayt and dad is paying fpor all of their expences to be here

btw the guys he had executed had victims too and were executed for killing people

for all we know, they started the gunfight and were lucky enought to surcive

yes, self defence is important, but if you slug out a guy and try to crack his skull on the pavement, don't act like a victim when he pulls his piece on you

so dale robertson the judge who looks liike rock hudson b4 the aids rewwads the thing and peter stone sez the scandle didnt happen

sherrif proisecutes the guy and gives his openingh statement and this just went lawe and order

dun dun!

so then in the middle of his opening statement the dad interrutps and judge sez"do that again and ur out!"

the 1st witness comes up and is wheelchaired and is the salloon owner and dont drink

he reveals the night watchman came in for a drink at late and when peter started hassling him and eventually capped him and laughed

the weatchmen was only using a gun for a few months and pete had it for years

then sherrif sez hes gonna change his tactics and say that now its not a shoot out but an intentional murder

so sherrif goes on with the salloon owner and how the watchmans woman was named D like the vampire hunter and when watchman was capped he sez "stay away from me" but might have been D"

so the defence lawyer comes in and tries to make the wheelchauir witness seem unsure

so then d is on the stand and is asked if she knows peter stone and she sez no but sherriuf implies she lies and sherrif sez she was signaled to by accused

then chick goes on and sez he saw peter trudeau i mean stoner's pto palace with D and went out one day and saw em in an embrace, whicjh i think is 1800s for b0ning hard

the defense brings up the chicks job as a salloon girl and thats all

after accused is on the stand and sez he gave the signal to his dad who was by D, sherrif sez hsi closing statement and that nomone denied stinky pete iced a guy on puirtpose who had no chance againsdt him

then the defence sez the D was trustworthy and the chick was a sl-t and isn't trustworthy and he had a right to defende himself

the corwd payed by the dad cheers and judge hammers his gavel

b4 going to da jury, the judge gives a speech about how the truth was colored by lies and they should not have bias against chick for beciomong a h-00ker as her hiusband got iced and isn';t a bad person for b0ning men for money

also the D might nbbe a h00ker in a year and the defense onbjects but judge sez "to what? considering the value of each witness?" and he shuts his candy a55

in chambers the sherrif sez he got carried away seeing peter givign signals to the D and might have f'd it up

a prosecution lawyer seieing a judge in chasmbers duringa  trial? thats not how it works now, =buyt mayuybe in the 1800s

so the pete is found guyilty and gets the noose and they get the rope ready

the dad wacker is walking the streets afetr judge and in the bar the dad wacker announces hes the wacker and tells him to draw

dad i mean dale i mean judge sez he wont sand its not this guy who iced him, but the systermthat did it of injusitcvve and violence

also this gunfighter iced guys who had no chance anyway so it dont matter if he fires or not

also he sexz how he gave up chasing himn years ago and is still mad but moved on and is doing it legal like terry crewes taking on the deviant who grabbed his big parts in the system

dad comes in and wacker slugs him out and walks on and sees the eerrror of his way and rides on to a new adventure

the end

that was pretty good

nice flow and didnt drag and it has good pacing

good message of civilization over savagry and peace over war

sorta biblical, well, the forgiveness part, not sodom and Gomorrah getting nuked or the Israelites fighiting daemon worsahippers

surpirzed the chick didnt wind up with the dale but not every thing need romance

good acting and style and it tells a good story

halfd of it is a courtroom drama and it does it well and holds interest

Glad I saw this one.

huh, according to candy a55 wikipedia; this is in the 1880s, in 1889

For Law Of The Lawless 2 I want the dad to have assembled a group of wildmen in thre wastelands and lead an attack to end the judge, but the judge revals he in in this new thomas edison armor that legts him go beyoind human limits and take em on, also edison has a new gun for the 90s, the 1890s! and it uis fueled by bones and he has to slice people with his suits hidden blades and uses their bones as ammo and fith through them, also its an 8 bit run and gun beat em up on sega master system and game gear, nes and game bioy, atari 7800 and lynx and tg16 where you play as him and go from area to area to get to the head who has fused with his sons corpse and uses it as necro armor that gives him black powers

The Emoji Movie Review

 Note; i spell like emojies are; cr=p!!

The Emoji Movie

This is my review on the emoji moive from the distant fuiture year (to alan turing as the brits drove him to suiciode evenm though he saved their candya55es from the Germans) of 2017(5 years before soyylent green and robotech ii the sentinels)

its dirfected by Tony Leondis who did igor and probably is gonna commit seppuku cuz of this movie cuz peopel saidf it s-cked

the only one who said anything non negative was familyfriendlygaming who are like if ned flanders reviewed things

this was by sony weho has since devolved into being all mental and censoring babes in video games, there by driving away 90% of players while nintendo has ther uncut version(a reversal of the 90s)

but at least nintendo learned the error of their ways after mortal kombat sold better on genesis wwith the optrion to have blood

as for ore samma, i hate emoji's and never use em, unless it auto sodomozes muy text into faces when i never weanted it to

can't say 4:3 or it makes some c-ck sucking facve i never weanted

to quiote a murderer from a movie; yes emojies deserve to die and i hope they burn in h-ll!

then again, i never saw thius sdo for all i lknow, i may likemit

it stars T.J. Miller from Cloverfield/How to Train Your Dragon/Yogi Bear/Gulliver's Travels, the openlky brittish alleged male James Kimberley Corden from Ocean's 8/The Late Late Show with James Corden, the ex mrs chris pratt Anna Faris fromscary movie 01-05/The Hot Chick/Brokeback Mountain/Yogi Bear/King of the Hill/Mad TV, Maya Rudolph from As Good as It Gets/50 First Dates/Bridesmaids(ewwwww!)/Turbo/The Mighty B!(f dat show!), Steven Wright from Desperately Seeking Susan/Reservoir Dogs/So I Married an Axe Murderer/The Swan Princess(classic)/Natural Born Killers/Canadian Bacon\The Simpsons, curvy blnde Jennifer Coolidge from A Night at the Roxbury/Austin Powers 2/Zoolander/A Cinderella Story/Igor/Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day/Seinfeld/King of the Hill/MADtv/Father of the Pride/The Secret Life of the American Teenager(disney making deviancy in 2008)/Rick & Steve: The Happiest Gay Couple in All the World/Napoleon Dynamite the animated series(which was pretty good)/The Loud House, the openly feminity/ahtiest/pro suicide Patrick Stewart from Robot Chicken/American Dad!\Family Guy\the hallmark A Christmas Carol/Animal Farm/Star Trek: The Next Generation(kirk eawas better!)/Coronation Street(gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy)/X-Men: Days of Future Past/X-Men: The Last Stand\X2/Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius(f dat show/movie)the 00 X-Men/Star Trek Generations\The Pagemaster(which i liked but the genesis game is a55 unless you use a password)/The Nightmare Before Christmas/Robin Hood: Men in Tights(Loved it)/Dune/The Plague Dogs\Excalibur, Christina Aguilera froom p0rn0 i mean music videos, tthe eviil Sofía Vergara from The Smurfs/The Three Stooges\Dancing with the Stars(ew)\Modern Family(devolved), Sean Hayes from will and grace/How Murray Saved Christmas/The Three Stooges (he wwas laarry??!! wow!)\Igor/The Cat in the Hat, Jeff Ross ffrom The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle/Stuck on You\Drunk History\faMILY GUY, Jake T. Austin, NOT THE kid from 2 anmd a half man, from Justice League Action/svu/Drop Dead Diva/Justice League vs. Teen Titans(f da teen titanms), Rob Riggle from Bless the Harts\Golan the Insatiable/Ugly Americans\Glenn Martin DDS/The Cleveland Show\American Dad!, Conrad Vernon from shrek and its sequels/The Boss Baby, Liam Aiken from law and order, and a few dinks i never saw in anything

people duimped on Rainbow Brrite and Care Bears and Transformers for having movies, but i liked those and they wentg on to be enjoyed

so after logos we get natrration sayiong da world we are om in magic and its revealed he means the cyber world where people send messages

so like Yugioh VRAINS? or Digimon? Or Mega Man Battle Network?? Or .//Hack? or Tron?? Or Ghosty In the shell?

actually this came before VRAINS so it might be ripped tyhis off

so these teens are talking about how a cjhcik he likes might have sent a message and how like all gen z monkeys, their lives revolve around their cr-ppy a55 phones

makes me miss the 90s when no one had cell phones. i blame steve jobs, he's currently doing 15 years insoolitary in DANTE'S INFERNO!

BURN YOU C-CK SUCKIN SON OF A B--CH!

YOU WENT GACY ON THE LITTLE BOY THAT WAS OUR BLUE AND PURE WORLD

so now the teens talk in emojis and thwsrerwss a world in the cyberspace like f--kin reboot and theres all trhesae emojis that do what their personality is based on

they are slaves to doing w/e they are programmed to do and this guy talking is meh which i hate

but he doesnt fit with his programmin for soem reason and has emotions that dont fit as he dont act meh at times

the monkey emokjies sdayiong they have business, monkey business somehow got me to grin

so its meh emoji's 1st day on da phone and he finds this digital workld so cool somehow and struggles to be meh

also he bumps into emoticons which are text like XD or (__Y__) and 1 sez "ohh, my colon" as this was writted by a gaymo

so he rides a red balloon like that 40s movie or w/e and the town looks like a MOBVILE PHONE GAME

HIS RENTS ARE PROS At acting meh and dad sez hes not ready

so wait, these 2 same emojies b0ned and made a new one? isnt that inbreeding?

also patrick stewart plays the poop emoji as jordon peele is too devolved to have a sense of humor anymore since ditching MadTV for disgruntled horror movies

so talking poop laughs at the idea of washing their handds coming outta the cr-pper, which makes me think his kids are his waste and he flushed the ones he dont want

this too kinda got a grin outta ore samma

so he weants to fit in and dont but wwants to prove himself and his rents worry he'd do something wrong like make the wrong face

he egts em to let jhim try and smily face emoji with a big toothy grin and blnde bimbo hair and make up explains howe each face has a cube on the emoji bar

if they are chosen they lite up and the scanner scans em and sends it

there's also a facves session of the popular ones and and high 5 is not let in to the popular area as hes james candya66 corden and no one likes him

he wants to get help from main guy and get inthe cool area burt is sent to his corner no one goes to anymore

main guy egts to go to his cobe and his rents watch from the stands

then in the human world, or ningen kai, da teacher teaches heiroghlyphics and the kids dont carfe as they are little c-cvk suckers who dont belong in our blue and pure worlkd

main human chooses meh and the emoki spazzes out and make a devolved face and  it sends it

he jumps out and the emoji selecting device thats a finger of metal spazzes out and bsuts the cubes

so bimbo emoji thinks hes a malfunction and and they gon haeve a board meeting to decide his destiny

k so he f'd the world and now beeds to go on a jorunry to the west and prove himself and save the day right?

so he thinks hes a malfunction aka a mistake and his rents are there for himeven thought they act like they dont got souls and they want him locked away in trhe apartment to protect him like the queen of soviet englands grandpa did to his handicapped son

so now he goes to prove himself and goers to the meeting that just ended and pop sez "its an accisent, we all have em" and is told"ur so soft poop" which gets another grin from me

then bimbo emoji coems out and brings him in and makes a noose outtafloss and sez if he 'fs out, then the kid might  lose faith in the phone and the town will be erased

so now shes gonna delete him which this just went into assisted sucide like soviet canda and he runs from the antio virus bots

fun how they are "anti virus" but attacking something non viral, like dr assisted suicide spreading to more people

so high 5 emoji sneaks in and bumps inot main guy and they esacepthrough a warehouse area and staircase and to the loswer area the unpopuilar emokies are in

high 5 finds the anti viras bots were not after him and the losers are afraid of him beign a malfunction

so being an effenimante brit, hgiuh 5 has clear nail polish and tells main guy to get reprogramsed to be a real meh and they decide to toleave the city and get high 5 done too

is this a thing on repairative therapy to help people turn straight?

so they sneak around and leave the city to this empty plane and find the border or the app

btw high 5 is a hand with a face and limbs like that alex kidd thing

so they leave the bpoundary and find these colored cubes and a galaxy floor print and the cubes are buttons and apps that each is a world

they find a world of bubblepups that are stickers that add hearts to things

then a world of peop;le sharing posts and like main huamns posts

none of em know him and high 5 sez being popular is better than having firnedsa

if you wanna be popular, just do weird p0rn0

all the deviants will like and follow

so main emojis rents decide to find him and bimbo enomi wants to wak him and main emoji and highh c make it to the piracy app thats disguised as a dictionary app

main emoji; what would a teen boy wanna hide from his rents?

me; hes a furry!

they are in a party of dingey rock and playing we're not gonna take it and meet a troll and virus and spam

the bartender sends em to the hacker and its a chick as it has to be cuz guys cant be cool anymore

also she's got putple blue ish hair and it probably what inspired emma ghost gal in Yugioh VRAINS

she dont wanna help em but finds he can do beyond his normal programming like robin williams in bicentennial man and the anti virus bots come

hacker helps em fleeas the bots delete the various 1 shot characters and she sends em on a tunnel to escape

they wind uip in candy crush and main emoji is stuck in the clear board game thing and now they gotta get him out

to save him, they gotta play candya55 and match all the canddys below him and avoid the yellows or he'd get iced

would he? i eman are the candy date deleted?

does it goe to another server?

to quote batman beyond: teen: what are youm doing? prograsm: im downloading myself knto your body! teen: then where will I be? proigram: whwerever deleed programs go!

that was f'd up

plus later the programs soul is erased and its kinda freaky

so human main guy trues to talk to the chick he likes and his phone spazzes out and she leaves and he books an appointment on his phone to fix it

but if ur phone is f'd why use it to book an appointment?

its like; my car broke down, better drive it to the shop

so using a magic jewel like in columns on sega genesis, 5mo clears all of 1 kind of candy and gets main guy to the bottom but he cant get out

so hacker sez to line him up with the other candys and hope he goes to the special candy jar

she does and he swells up like deviantart and pops in a spray of yellow goo

but this was hacker fantasizing and she moves him and hes in da candy jar with a candy expanding him b4 he spits it out

then hi5mo licks him as he wants to see if hes candyt and is probably gonna b0ne him

so the caladnyer sez main huamn is havign a appojntment at the phone store and the emonnjies spazz out as its to erase the phone

so hacker sez to get to da cloud and reprogram him, kinda like in dragon half wioth mink wanting the people potion to turn human to get dick saucer the hero knight as her butt buddy

btw is hacker a program or a person?

also they gotta get past a firewall and its got race recognition sofeware and she's blocked but hopes he can fake being otyher emojies and get out

also she goes on a femionist tirare about men taking credit for woman things 

they go to youtube and see a japanse guy dancing and wait its the rents and they see the anti virus bots after em

so she has the vid look at cat videos and the anti virus bots stay and watch and the rents split up as the mom dfumps the dad

so the main team go undergorund lim,e sonic or beast machines or cvleopatra 2525 and 5 o is having a syagr rush even though sugar dont make u hyper its a muth

hacker wants to escape to the cloud and be free as theres too many rules and main emoji dont recall a hacker emoji and she brushes it off

5 mo barfs up a candy and eats it again and it made me grin and they get to this dancer app and hand turns it on and the hacker i mean anti vcirus bots hear it

so they gotta play just dance and if they f up 3x its the end for them and hacker is a cr-ppy dancer

they play jitterbug from wham and and the gay hand emoji does well

wait its weake me up b4 u go go

so main guygiuves encouragement and hacker emnoji does well and come up with their own dance move to tery to make it in free dance and the cgi instructor likes it

were they trying to make that happen in real life?? like for fansd of the movie?

i'd rather do don kanoji from bleach

so her hat comes off and she's revealed tio be the princess emojki who ran away and this is really ripping off wreck it ralf which came out half a decade b4

so then the anti virus bots coem in and the game recognizes them as players  who then download funk protocall like toejam and earl and dance wqell

also they miss every laser blast and the phone is spazzing out in real life and the main kid dleetes the app as the emojies struggle to escape like in the somisons with homer destroying that (super mario)3d land in the halloween special

they save hand emoji whos probably gonna be j-rkin off and an anti virus bot grabs him and pulls him under as the app is deleted

burn in h-ll jhames corden! your kind is not wanted on this world!

so now high 5 is in the recycle bin and thats on the other side of the phone and they are right at the app to the cloud

main guy wants to go back and hacker wants to look out for numbert 1 but main guy sez "wat goods is it to be number 1 if trheres no other numbers" whiucy is actually a good line

like vector killing all weho opposed him and found himself alone in his empty kingdom so he suicided

so main guy sez he cant be meh about anuthign and its his malfunction and hacker likes it and takes a quick cut through spotify

also the bimbo emojui sez they got 4 hours til the phone apppointment and if they dont fix the malfunction they all gon be wiped

then the devil emoji laughs as hes next to the p[ooptrick stew art emoji who is not emused

so bimbo emoji uses an illegal upgrade on the viurus hunter bots and sends it oput

so then in the recuclebiun all the things hit byu the anti virus bots are there and at the end of the day its emptiuied and they stop existing

mweanwhile on spotify is streams that each is a diffewrent song and they surf it in a boat to the recucle bin

in the ningen kai the main kids phoine plays trhe spotify songs and he hears the girl hes into is goping to the place by where the phone is being fixed

btw this is seeming like the lego movie

so main guy asks if princess whistling makes birds come down and she gets p-ssed at stererotytingh and whgines that chicks in the 1st emojies can be aprincess or a bride and she wants more like the chick in beauyty and the beast

they see a whale coming over em and like it fgrom a whale song and he wants back in da cube but she sez if he do then he cant b huimself and she likes him as he is

they are in a boat like in the little bmermaid of the swan princess

in the waste basket; the hand monkey is bummed as he found an email he was in but not sewnt and main guy comes from ther above and saves him as he kicks off a troll and lewaves him to die

then hand sends a rope for the deleted to be to escape and walks off but the rope falls in and the roided up aNTI VIDTUS COMES  around

on instagram the mom emoji walks in a photo and reunites with the dad one and he reveals he had emotions besides his programed one like a tear on his cheek and only knew now

they have a monotone passion speech of romance and hand mo is asked if when she whistles if birds come down and she gets triggered

then the anti virus thing attacks and has a message video feed from bimno emoji and oh yweah, i wanted to say that this is  like the book The giver where they dont have emotions or w/e

she wants him to come with the bot and reveals she s gonan delete him by mistake and thewy run

it extends its arms like wufeis gundam in gindam wing and tangle its arm tentacles up around the programs

they slide under him like contra hard corps and it cant come in to dropbox that they endtered and go on a cgiu data ride thaTS ACTUALLY KINDA NICE

SO THEY MAKE IT to the firewall and she gives him the passwords and he gievs a different expression each time they try one and when it f's uyp it fire blasts him

he mentioned skate or die as a possible password and they cant get it

they realize they need the name of a girl he likes and 5mo sez he read the name of a girl hon an email he nevert sent, but cant recall her name

hacker finds it and the girl is addie liek adolphe and they read the love note

they try the girls name and it works and the firewall opens like the red sea with Moses

they realize they gotta reprogram him and seem unsure of it and is this a thing ojn gender gsurgery?

he tells hacker princess hius feelings that hes into her and dont wanna give up his feelings and wants to stay here with her

she sez she likes him as he is but shew had a plan and dont wanna follow her destiny of being a pricses waiting for a prince

to quote chou zenki; wheather you fight it, or accept it, your destiny is your destiny

so being rejected by his giurl makde him go meh and fade and give up on feelings

then he pulls out a katakna emoji and plunges it into himself and 1's andf 0's spill out like seppuku

jk really he's bummed and didnt need the code rewrite, only his heart broioken

then the virus bot grabs him and pulls him out, also the phone is taken to the shop

hand hole tells hacker and she whistles and takes opff her wig and hat and birds dont come until she does a 2 finger whistsle and twitter comes

they ride it like the bird in breath of fire or the dragon in lunar 01 and hand mo sez he'd rather have a real friend than a buncha fans and they go off to rescue him

sobimbo emojji is gonna delete main guy as they are almost time to get the phone checked and his rents come in and ded sez he has the same thing

bimbo is gonna delete em and the other emojies say this is too much, and this just turned into mao/stalin/pol pot/trudeau with a \n evil ruler oppressing the people and removing thjose he/her disagrees with

you know, if the other emojies had delete rays, they could fight back kjnstead of being at tghe mercy of the leader who has em

dad sez he was wrong and shuld have beleived in him and the rents stand in front ofg main guy to shield him

then hacker and hand come in and i think hand is a redf to metropilis from 27 with the hand being the oppressed workers

hacker hacks the anti virus bot and hand mo slaps the button and turns it off and the main teen human deletes his phone

but as this takes a long time to delete data  for some reason, they have only enpough time to send 1 emoji to the girtl to save her

and the proms tomorrow!!

so who do they send? hand butt hiping his own a55 with his naked fingers decides to send main guy as he's al, emojies in 1

but his spirit is broken and he dont got it now

but now he tries and everyones being deleted and hes worried of f--kin it up

so princess hacker gives him confidence and sez to be himnself and has a flashback to the events we say minutes ago to soft pianpo

he gets his cr-p back and sends a lovey emopjithat makes new faces and sends it to the girl he wants to b0ne

the girl he has the hots for who was standign 12 feet away from him comes by and sez "i got ur text, dats 1 super ool emoji" and they bond as he can express himself and agrees to go to the dance as teens dance and they are c-ck suckers

so with like 1 emoji left and 80% dleeted, he pulls the delete thing from his phone and it undeletes it all

thius is NOT how it works!!

so the dad hugs the mainn guy and makes a wink and heart and tghey all cheer for him

so this is knda like horton hears a who, or maybe little nemo as nothing in it mattered and its fiction

so then the hand emojki is popular and the cool club is over as everyone imn anmdf the losers are in and they do that dance main guy made and hacker princess ios the dj

so in the ningen kai the human teen and his droogs are at the dance and take a SELFIE AS THEY are candy a55 c-ck sucking aids spreaders and choose an emoji and its main giuy who does every emoji

what is he? the chameleon from spider man?

in the credits scene is the bimbo emoji with braces as her teeth got f'd and in the llocer club and playing cards

the end

that was honestly, not so bad

i mean its pretty much a normal movie we get today withthe same beats and weaves that they all do now

yeah its kinda dumb but honest;ly, its not hateable

it got me to grin a few times with the poop jokes but i didnt hate it

then again i didnt hate the garbge pail kids movie and biodome

theres no swearing or b0ning and its a clean lite film that kinda inspired Yugioh VRAINS

people dump on it but its probably cuz its cool to hate on it, like g w bush

its nowhere near as bad as everyone says it is

its got decent color and the animation isnt bad and kinda cartoony and even though its widescreen its not awful

i hate emoji's but i dont hate the emoji movie

i mean its not a classic like transformers the movie or pee wees big adventure, but I went in expecting the worst thing ever and this was not it

It had a few good messages and themes that were woven in without being preachy

for The Emoji Movie 2 I want the teen to let his friend use his phone and he goes on some xxx site and a virus gets in and devolves the emoji's into subhuman versions of themselves, but the main emoji is immune to em as he is an abberation and thus not following the main program the virus's corrput, so he teams up with the bimbo smiling emoji and they gotta collect the pieces of the anti virus bot to stop the virus, also its a 128 bit mini gamer collection on sega dreamcast, gamecube, xbox and ps2 where ytouy play as the main emnoji, the biombo or 2 virus's and face off to get the partsd of the anti virus bot that can be used to wipe out the emiji's or the virus.

Nation Aflame Review

 Note: I spell nationally bad

Nation Aflame

This is my review opn Nation Aflame from the distant future year (to george armstrong custer) of 1937, 70 yewars before amercian season 4 Transformers

Its written by Thomas W Dixon who did The Birth Of a Nation

ots directed by  Victor Halperin who did White Zombie

It stars Noel Madison from The Hatchet Man. the killer Lila Lee from the 30s the unholy three, Douglas Walton friom maery of scotland/the 30s Mutiny on the Bounty/The Bride of Frankenstein/The Count of Monte Cristo/Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde/Scarface, Harry Holman from p0rn0 i mean the 20s The Hunchback of Notre Dame/Doctor X/t's a Wonderful Life/the 30s Jesse James, Snub Pollard from The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance/Master of the World/One-Eyed Jacks/Inherit the Wind/Singin' in the Rain/Adam's Rib/da 40z Miracle on 34th Street/From Hand to Mouth, and some 1800s homies i never saw or that aint on wkuipedea

o never saw this but liked Birth of a NaTIOn so imnma try this

so it starts with a fast talking guy saying hes gonna make a greoup called the avenging angels that witll be pATRIOTIC and has secret things that will sucker people into it

waity thats the start thatsa preview adn this is a tv recording and this is from thw broadcAST WITH a narrator interoducing it

then we get title and credits and it looks sorta like a roger corman thing

then a quote from Abe Lincon on how the gov for and by The People wopnt die out

then in Adams City which is a good place with a guy pitching a utopia SPONSORED BY MR ADDAMS and this pitchman wants people to invest in it

these people invest in it and the investors butter em up and compliment en

later these guys come by and bust the plaxce up and its people comming to stop his scam as the law cant stop him so they'll take back the money and ruin him outta town

his droogs are dissgruntled and 1 says "this burns my potATO" which i assume is profanity in the 1`900s

so in a hotel or something adams has aplan but his droogs dont think its good with mobs around

1 guy wants top use predjudice to make it big like how the mob who ran em out had hate for them

as everyones jealous of someone else aas its da 30s and he wants to form a scret groupo called The Avenging Angels to use peoples love and hate against erm andhave robes and meetings and rituals

like the occupy movement/idle no more/blm/aniti fa?

so adams wants to usehis hometown where he was mayor and the bootleggers paid him to use his daughter's funds to start em up untril they make more with robes and initation fees

theyt might get thousands and sandino wjho's the pitchman goes by sands to sound non italiano and is gonna hype it

so later theres a gathering and adams daughter is glad to see him and so is da new mayor

wait hes the daughters bf not mayreor

so he goes back to talk alone with his daughter and sez there was an issue with his past venture and brings inhis droogs

she has em stay in her place and 1 guy is into grapes

1 ghuy jacks a pearl thing from a lady and sands hits on both a maid andsdaUGHTER and dances with daughter

well, he is el itaLIABO, THEY ARE ROMANTIC AND EXOTIC

f off caps lock, go get b0ned in the mouth

bf tajkes back daughter from sandds and adams sez foir sands to kerep from her

adams sez hes doing a patriotic thing and blammes gaijin for all Americas issues

Which has some fact, but there are good gaijin too

like Eastern Europe

sands wants to unite the youth in a  pro america group to defend friom gaijin but bf sez its not good

this is kinda like how they blame Trump Fans for everything to gain power and oppress the humans

so bf things this will lead to people being harmed and thinks sands is into his woman

so they start the avanging angels and make robes and thwe droogs think this wont work out and sands says the avanging angels started with julius caesar and gives a meeting to promote it

they cost 25$ to pay for fees, dues and robes and people sign up and he goes around jyuuing people of money to get em in his group

i think this is a cult

yeah andf they have a masked rityual where they swear loyalty in front of a fire aND a winged thing and vow not to reveal it

then a montage iof them growing and riding around on horses in and black robes and throwing people out of their homes like a cabin in clean ref to birth of a nation

they also torch places and later bf is buummed and faughter comes to see him and he sez the aa is f ing upthe town and causing damage and most of the people in the workplace are aa and he cant stop em

she dont believe its true and believes her dad and sands and is spending time with sands

oh hes district attourny like in law and order and daughter thinks hes not good for beign against a group she likes

meanwhiule, adams is glad he sold anbohter 1000 hoods and sands wants to get to the milions

the droogs are playing pinball and tilting the table and adams dont like the aa getting into mobs and strikes as its dangerous

as unions are kinda like the klan or mafia

you wanna work on our turf? you gotta pay of protection, if not, ur outta here(and they TOYTALLY dont beat people up, Riiiiiiiiight?)

so sands gets adams to go with it by saying he'd make him goveronoir

so then a guy in a moustache comes inwanting them to get his workers outta being on strike and will pay em 25 000

they agree and sands sez to have admas for goveroer

after baker the moustache man leaver, sands wants to keep doing tyhis to worm through public office and gain power

spoiler; in the 1800s; the author Thomas w Dixon was in politics for a season and left as it was too corrupt

So thern we getta montage of chaos form unions and the angels and the angelsd having people vote for addams which has him win  govorner

so he swears to uphold the laws and be a good govorner and bf tells his homie harry thZt sands and adams are bad and corrupt

hairy sez the organization is legal and  bf sez to harry whos a news[ppapoerman to accuse the angels of being bad and challenging em

at a restaurant which is totally not a normal house but somehow looks just like it, 2 angel members have coffee at night and the blonde one is glad to be a force of good for the area

the other guy david sez he had duties to attend to instead of his job and is promised to have a higher rank position at the group even though he's got bills

is this a cult? lik the top gun guy is in?

so harry homie comes in and has a donot and dunks it and reveals hes doing a story against the angels

dave complains of letting gaijin in and harry homie sez in the war he fought with em  irregardless of race color and creed

remember; despite Thomas W Dixon making 1 movcie with the Klan as the heroes, he wa squite progressive for his time

He was ok with Catholics and Hebrews and said things against Slave Owners Rights

Also people do change and can inmprove or devolve

So Harry wins the gusy over and offers dave a job and wife  sez he helped her kid thoguht school when they needed it

dave dont wanna lose his position in the angels and then ther paper has articles against da angelz

Yusei adams dont like being attacked on his upcomning campaign and this chick sez he was a cr-ppy governor and did nothing good

she sez he otta rewsign b4 being impeached and he should haver listened to sdands

then sands comes in as its like beetlejuice and he sed his name and she asks him to help adams and wait its hsi faughter, wait, mayube not

she leaves and sands wants him to sign a senate bill that has high taxes and when addams complains, sands sez he's ruinning this state and will take care of harry so adams signs as hes a beta male

so then at a meeting, sands sez he has evidence against harry and will do something about him cvheeting oin his wom,an

sands opens a door and finds the wife from b4 listening in and she wants to go to the cops

dave reveals its his woman and sands makes them swear to keep it secret at gunpoint and join the club

liker unions saying "you can only work in our area as a membver"

so laTEWR DAVE COMES BY HARRYS PLACE AND WANTS HIS HELP GETTING A JOB AND AS he brings him in,  the angels catch harry at gunpoint

harry sez Judas got 30 siolver for his double cross and they bring him to an outside place where they raise him by his arms and theres a lot of robes dudes

thhey clubs words resonate and replay over dave the slaves mind of vowing to put the club 1st and to follow orders and attack all enemies and harrys words remind him too

alkso they whip the harry homie

ur a haggot fairy

i think the group takes out the wife as she screams and a guy reaches in her car, which might be b0ning her dead

later the news says how harry was found by a turnpike and an anon lettter alearted them to it

bf sez he was beat dead and tells the feds but they can't face sands as he has too much power

so 1 guy offers bf a chance to run for goveorerner, wait, its the chairman of the peoples party

an agent gioves bf a letter on an unusual type writer style and its the note saying where the body is and matches another type writer for a job aplication

so adams is p-ssed that sands wacked harry homie and worries bf whos name is sherman like jay sherman from the critic, might win

adams wants to quit and sands sez no one walks out on the avenging angels and hes in too deep

then wife comes in and sez the gov arrrested dave the slave for the murder as his typewritter was the one and she wants sands to help him

sands sez he's gonna release dave and drive her home

after she goes, he tells adams to tell sherman the bf and not the evil sara sherman from the devolving saturdasy night live, to releave dave or he's gonna make a fool outta him, and idf that dont work, he's gonna spring him at a hearing

sherman the bf sez no and later the news sez a lack of evidence frees dave the slave

at wifes home, the sands tries to make out with wife even though 1 of the commandments of the angles is to defend the sanctity of home and womanhood

wife tells off sands for being cr-p and he treis b0ning her but a gunshot takes her out

wait, she pulled a gun on him and in thew struggle she got capped

sdo sands leaves and this is like in Birth Of A Nation where the renegade attacked that chick and she jumped

so dave the slave comes back and finds her dead and sands pays for an elaborate service as her wacking is ruled a suicide

later, people are rebelling like america in the early 2020s and canada under a beta male frenchie as taxes are too high and people can't afford to eat

chick i think or w.e i called the daughter tells off adams for nto signing the relief bill

sands comes in and adfams wants to give in to the corwd and sands tells him if he does hes done as govoirner

so adams goes out and sez hes gonna sign the relief bill but 1 guy, i think dave, is told to follow his orders

another guy i think caps adams and the angels by him say it was ddave i think and he snaps and fires around but a cop ends him

good guy with a gun

this it TOTALLY not like jfk or diana or cgarles other women

so gf or daughtyer or w/.e coems by and hugs sherman and 1 guy there sez the prez, who would be the daemon worshipper fdr who went kinda commie and might have had a hand in pearl harbor tohelp his daemon buddy in soviet england, sez in a letter that theres a chance of a dictatorship after the adams got it

ironic as he was into oppression and threatened to stack the courts

so now he's gonna help sherman and sherman sez he knew they had dave the slave get iced by a cop soi he wouldnt stand tral

agian, like how THEY went after those THEY deem a danger to THEIR cuases

like how they wacked harambe as it was a way to spark disharmony with the wieners and candya66es

sherman sez the law cant deal with so many peopel and the other guy sez they need to expose the badness of sands

dauhgter sez sands is still into her and she has an idrea on how to deal with that

btw even if they expose the evils, there sALWAYS  number of people who will, like the monarchy fans who ignore their murders and think its innocent

so then daughter starts a wing of the aa thats for chicks and then goes to sands and sez she got it going

sands sez with the womens vote, he can make it as prez and wants her to bne his 1st lady

then blonde guy comes in whos the leaderr of the youth division and started another one recent

hes sent off and when she sez she as the 1st lady b4 a wedding, he smooches her and she spills her drink on her skirt

guys are comming and he has her wait in the bedroom and he gives huis meeting and gides her clopvbes in the dresser

he turns on the radio and she comes out claiming she thought he weas done and the members leave thinking hes b0ning her

the people have issuer with the leader b0ning outside of marriage as they had f--king morals back then and spread the word like aids in degrassi

so she comes back and sherman is bummed she gave up her reputation to bring down sands

a kamikaze attack

sherman dont like it and she sez it must be done to save the country from sands

then blonde comes by and asks her if its true and she dont repplyt so h thinks her and sands are b0ning and thus are befouled

he turns on sands and as the leader is bad, then the whole group is bad

so now he calls the leaders of the youth division over and tells them the gossip is true and sands is corrupt and played them for saps and pwns to do his bidding

totALLY NOT LIKE A UNION

so he sez to back sherman and the montage of newspapers says the angels split and back sherman

sands still has those on his side and is running and wait its not sands i think its the guy who was with sherman

the chick daughter is there and the guy who read the letter from da prez is now governer and chick wait, he sez hes running for goveroenr and chick dauhgter is sifding with him

sdo sands comes in and thinks dauhget is still into him and she goes with it

he wants to look over campaighn plans and she instead takes him on  time on the town with female dancers kicking and him dancing with her and drinking

this is how the nordic god loki won hsi god bet

he sed the gods cant build a wall in time and whern time was almost up, he turned into a female horse and dseduced the main work horse all night and in the am it was too tired toi finish the wall

but he got horse pregnant and gave birth to Slepnir the 8 legged half hoprse 1/4th god 1/4th giant steed he gave to his dad Odin

that is the broniest story i ever heard

he got to be a hot female horse, be b00ning a horse, got horse pregnant, and gave birth to a magic horse

so then its daytime and the press is coming and wait, its the other team for the meeting and he realizes she set him up and attacks her but when he pulls his firearm, the crowd comes in and puts to him his torso

donmt worru, hes gonna be ok, ge just nbeeds soem rest

she comes crying to sherman and he tells her off for being a 5kank and sez the aganving angels are full of sh-t

so the media bashes on the angels and the people quit and burn the robes whoich did nothing wrong and were only worn and sherman dumps on daughter

soem angels refuse to back the other guy running and there a mob burbing her in effigy outside as bf is with her insaide

bf asks her to marry him and sher sez no as he has a future and she's befouled in reputation and needs to stay the bad guy until all the aa is over

she cant let anyone know she did it on purpose and sherman is gonna be goveroner and later they might get togheter

this shows tghat the dads sins befouled the kid and how she has to resist love to help the one she loves

kinda like with yuria and kenshiro in hokuto no ken

so sherman is in a parade as goverener with the prez and prez whos not the evil fdt is glad hes a goof guy

he sez the one who did all the work should be here but she cant and in the crowd is the daughter

prez sees her and invites her over wait he bows to her as respect and sherman the bf takes off his hat for her and move on as she sinks into the corwd

the end

that was poretty good

its based on how the 2nd klan came about in the 20s and was different than the 1st klan of the 1800s

people lump them all togehter but thats like saying zee kaiser was the same as zee fuhrer which is oddd as wilhelm hated adolphe

the end reminds me of i am a fugetive from the chain gang with her sinking into the blackness and it had good themes

this was kinda like law and order eps which are ripped from the headlines but not as woke and devolved

it warns of the dangers of groups which are like wolves in sheeps clothing

like all those groups saying "we stand for rights and helping the little guy whos oppressed" only to do so by oppressing those they dont like

all these scams that the media prtaised and buys into and the averae joe dont see as being a trap

its like if in x men a guy told magneto "no boy, ur wrong, the Friends Of Humanity are the GOOD guys! Its in the name! Friends of HUMANITY! If you are against them, then YOU are against HUMANITY"

Just remember: Follow the money

But this was a good film and it holds up while being in good b/w and proper fuillscreen

it might not work today, unless they replaced "b0ning a chick" with "saying something the elites dont like" as people are into b0nng a lot now

I liked it and once again Thomas Dixon tells a good story

Oh and it takes place over several years as adams got in as governer and after he was up for reelection, then got wacked and sands ran

or maybe he wasnt and i misremembered

For Nation Aflaime 2 i want it to get out that the chick faked b0ning the sands so those who were faithful to the geroup start a revival and begin getting into necromancy to resurrect sands from h-ll, but this leads to the h-llgate opening and a chunk of America is taken over by daemons and the souls of evil, so the daughter and sherman team up and wear holy armor to fiight the daemons but the armor also has steam punk tech and firing spears and has guns and blessed bullets and holy blades and they fight through the daemons to get to the heart of tnbe gate to beat a revivced sands who is now fused with daemons and looks like the guy from la blue girl oav 1 but less crotchy and hads his face covering one of the eyes of the daemnon and battle through em. also its a128 bit Sega Dreamcast, Gamecube, xbox and ps2 game where you pay as the sherman or the chick and fight through the daemons in a sorta 3d thing but without bad camera like mario 64 and save the Amercia

The Big Country Review

 Note: I spell bigly

The Big Country

This is Ore Samma No Review of The Big Country from the distant furture year (To George Armstrong Custer) of 1958 (40 years efore the global civil war in Robotech)

Its based on a  serialized magazine novel Ambush at Blanco Canyon by Donald Hamilton whichg makes me think of Hokuto No Ken being Serialized in Shonen Jump

Its directed by William Wyler who did da 30z Wuthering Heights/The Best Years of Our Lives/mrs miniver/the 50sd Ben Hur

it stars Gregory Peck from The Yearling/Duel in the Sun/Captain Horatio Hornblower/David and Bathsheba/The Snows of Kilimanjaro/Roman Holiday/Moby Dick/Cape Fear/How the West Was Won/To Kill a Mockingbird/The Omen/The Boys from Brazil/ the 90s Cape Fear, Jean Simmons from Kiss I mean Black Narcissus/Hamlet/The Robe/Spartacus(gayyyyyyyy)/Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within/the 80s Inherit the Wind, Carroll Baker from Giant/theb Greatest Story Ever Told(Which fits AS SHE'S jEwish and its a Bible Story9Aolso she turned Catholic))Kindergarten Cop, Charlton Heston from Julius Caesar/Dark City/The Ten Commandments\Touch of Evil\Ben Hur/The Greatest Story Ever Told/Planet of the Apes/Beneath the Planet of the Apes/The Omega Man\\Soylent Green\Waynes World 2/disneys hercules/Armageddon// tim burtons Planet of the Apes/Bowling for Columbine(commie propaganda), the evil Burl Ives from Little House on the Prairie/Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer/East of Eden(AKA Cain and Abel GX)/Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, Charles Bickford from Dy na mite/Od mice and Men/Duel In the Sun/the 50s A Star Is Born, Chuck Connors from The Rifleman/Old Yeller/Airplane II: The Sequel, Chuck Hayward from Teh Searchers/The Alamo/Spartacus/The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance/Night of the Lepus/bLazing Saddles/The Swarm(Oh F! That was so bad itrs great)/the animated 70s The Lord of the Rings, Dorothy Adams from Samson And Delilah/The Ten Commandments/The Twilight Zone from da 60s, Chuck Roberson from Blackbeard The Pirate/Calamity Jane/Hondo/The Searchers/candya55 s[partacuz b0ning tony cuttris dead/The Alamo/The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance/How the West Was Won/Shock Corridor/McLintock!/Big Jake/Chisum/The Green Berets, and some guts i never saw and/ortr aint on wikipedia

ore samma never saw thisa b4 but its like 4 hours with adds on grit; television with bavckbone

huh; Eisenhower liked this

so aftewr logos we get credits to super widescreen of a wagon going across da wwasteland

eventuyalkly he gets to a f==k town in the middle of a55 aids nowhere  and seems confised, like an biden; the Cjeif Head Irish Man President, or CHIMP

then heston comes in as a cowboy and advises not to wear his clue board ame hat as a cowboy might sjhoot it off

at this house hew meets this blonde who smooxches him asnd wants tio marry him but heston sez to come with him as da ennesy boys are in town and dribnkiong

they ignoire him and blonde saez her room mate is the school teacher but it turens out shes gone

wait shes here andhas dark hair like a poryugal

peck is a ships captain as his fam owns a shipping thing and guys say hiss green suit looks offf

btw this is colored like a 50s movie but pretty well colored and not too faded

so latewr peck and blomnde go out for a drive and in this wasteland with a few dead trees that somehow grew on the desert, this buncha malcontents is drunk and 1 nearly nifes a guys foot while he sleeps

they go out and blonde drives past the hennesy guys who block the road and jump outta the way, then get on their motorcybcles i meamn 1800s motorcycvles called horses and chase em

this is like a car chase and the biker gang does stuints on the horsze to taunt peck

1 jumps on pecks horses sand falls and 1 jumps on em with 1 leg per horse and stops em

they play fake nice and act p[olite but blonde dont trust em

1 throws pecks hat and caps it and when blonde puls a rifle, peck takes it but it roped by 2 guys as the biker gangtraps his blonde and torments him

the bikers think hes a candya55 and leave and blonde sez sorry and asks why he took her gun

peck sez they didnt mean any harm and don't want em iced but she sez she'd cap em

she seems like a bada55 chick like in a go nagai manga

so preck goes to see the teacher, wait its one of the bikers and he scares her by her not noticing him and has a thing for her

bikers name is buck and he sez how he toyed with candya55 peck andtrys coming onto but goes and sez to choose a side, him or peck

latwer peck is walking aroundf his farm and we see the land and its all dirt and no placts, so we dont know how this town lasts as theres nothing to grow or mine

so peck walks around townb and meets a mexico and a few mexicos who speak mexicanerse, but pek understands, but cant sdpeak it

that dont add up

if you know it, why ccant ypou use it?

so peke goes to ride qa horse but everyones looking at him and he dont as he thinks somethings up

turns out a guy called da major like moptoko kusanagi in ghost in the shell, sez the workers have a ruynning gag to get the new guy onb ol thunder, the wyld stalllion

so major is blondes dad and wants prek to marry her and inherit his cattle ranch, even though there sno grass and they got nothing to eat

major sez precks dad got iced and gave peck his guns and tells him to man up and stand up for himself and not take sh-t from no one

peck sez he was keel hauled in the sea and hazed in school, which hes ok with and nowadya ehy'd make him look traumatized and a victim of oppression

peck sez the bikers were drunk and no harm but dad sez they were cavemen from the stone age and sjhould be wiped out like sodom and homorrah or in a flood

creationism and ervolution? what is this?! go nagai?!~

blonde comes down and has breakfast and peck dont wanna b00ne her in front of dad and dad goes

heston sez how pecke didnt ride ol thunder and blonde sez "everyone does it, its what we do" and peck sez "maybe sometome else"

heston sez hges hunting hennesseys and perck sez to tell dad that the biokers didnt go srs until she pulled a gun

we're 40 mins in with adds

this is going at a good pacer and doesnt drag or feel long

UNlike titanic!

so peck wants heston and dad to not beat up the bikers and everyone there is ok with it as theres no cops around and they gotta do it themzelves

uts like in harry potter how hermoime is agianst the slavery of the elves and no on esides with her

i realized tyhat heston played moses and ben hur and peck played mengele and both are kinda rivals here

oy vey!

so blonde goes out for a ride as shes a stong indep[endant woman but its not all gay like they force it today, and she sits under a tree

so the posse gets to town and wants to know wehere the hennesdys are and thsi female sez they aint hewre and the posse rides around loudly and fires off shots to scare off the towns horses

also they shoot the towns water tower and make leaks and female sez someones gonna stand up to major

is this a thing on the uunion attacking the dsouth in the alleged civil war?

so pecke looks on at ol thinder, 1 10 100 1000 manjyome thunder! and gets the mexico to help himsaddle up ol thhddr

the horse ol thnder keeps taking ofdf plankets mexico puts on him and peck puts the saddle on right after the blanket

the peck wants mexico to keep quiet about him on thundercats and gets on it but it wont go

then it jumps and he flies off and peck triues again but orse spazzes out and throews him

so he keeps trying and then we see the posse coming to the f==k town and buck running from being in this chicks place he was b0ning

the posse catches some of the hennesys and heston slaps 1 arouynd to say whewres buck

they rope em up and walk em away from the woemna dn children to probably skinn them and forece feed them their own skin

they are all tieds togetehr with their legs out, like a human spider, but not a human centiuprede

then as the heneneyss are being deboned we get more peck on da horse

the horse gopes in da barn then out,m then they cut to the smae scene but wskipping a few mins and the horse runs by

good trick to not have to do it in 1 take

so then he masters the horse and back on the f-=-k town, the henenesyzs are being either beat or b0ned in da barn and buck watches from a safe zone and comes out after the posse leaves

later its night and major dad tells peck he had to do it as the henneeyss wont leisten to reason

teacher comes in and dad sez he kkeeps offering her money but she turns it down

peck goes to see blonde in a dress that hot for the 40s but covered up today and he sez he poked around da farm all day

major dad introduces pooeck and he dances with bkllonde then dad dancer with her and she worries he might move away and she dont wanna be from dad and preck

then scuzzy the snowman burl ives comes in looking devolved and has a ghun liek all normal americans and its revealed hes a hennesy

scuzzy sez hes here as even though 3 of his boys were beat by 20 of majors, and wants to buy land to cut off his cows from water, but is really mad as major busting on to his land and scaring his people and aniamsl and weomen

so he gievs majoy a gunand dares him, then turns an d shows his back ashe leaves and major dont try anything

heston checks the gun and its loaded and later its hneeysey f==k town and buck chuk sees scuzzy

scuzzy is mad at the boys for hassling majoyrs homie and buck sez he was with the tracher and making out as they cant have b0ning in the 50s

scuzzy dont buy it but when he does he is glad and thinks he can use it to stop majpr

so beck goers out and mexico tells the dad and blonde and they wanna find where he went and foollow

wait its only dad major and hestion makes out witrh blonde but she didnt consent and fights him off and he goes and she crys

so the pecker goes to this house by a green place with living trees and this possible womangets a gun and sneaks around

as pack looks aroudn this rottred place, she aims at him and tes to put hius hands up but recognizes him andhe's fallen through the floor

peck reveals he didnt get lost as he had a map and copmpass like in zelda and she reveals hr grandpa had partires in that slum house and i think its teacher

they hang out and back at the home, the heston better known as moses from the 10 commandments of the apes  where they eat [people, hasnt found him and bl;onde is p-ssed

at teachers farm they talk and he reveals he was on ol thundsdr and that theres people taking bets on if scuzzy or major will wack the other

peck sez on da sea 2 sides bet on if they could save a guy but the sharkes got him and they figured more was saved than lost

she tells o how commanches put people in the gound upm to their necks in rted ant hills anfd the music covers her words but you can still read her lips and peck blacks out and she uses well water to revive him

he blacked out from a story of bugs eating people alive? he is a candya55!

i joke about naecro filia and inbreeding and cannibalism and poop

so he and teacher ride out and see a water thing and she sez da land from her fams from the king of spain

theres a river that both heneneus and majors farms need and if she sells then its war over it

peck wants to get into ranchinmmg and she ses u need 100 miles of fencing as its a big country

thhey keep saying it

i wanna take his face... off!~

who am i? i'm spider man!

i introduce, robocop!

man, this has been 1 real cannibal holocost!

so peck wants to buy it and convinces her to do it with sayign he wonbt sell to the majoyrs lfasm

so later the heston posse is out and peck comes by and is dressed like a 1920s homie and they say they were looking for him,

he sez he was shopping for a weeding preseent and peck plays it cool

once at camp, twice i think, we layed hide and seek and we were told to not go more thn 10 steps in da woods

so i didnt care and want4eder to a stream and put rocks in it, they were searching but didnt like it

peck gets back and heston sez he was lost and peck denies it and peck offers a fight

pecksez they are gambling for the blonde and heston sez peck isnt good enuff for blonde

peck sez they are playing by pecks rules and not with guns or fists and heston leaves

i guess it was a b0ning contest

aka mma

so oeck asks blonde if she cares where he went and she b--ches about others thinking hes a cadndya55 and he sez he dont care what some c-ck sucking butt f--=kers think and she gets p-ssed

he sez hes moving into town and she sez its good as they need a break, well he sez the break line but the feeling is mutual

we're half way through, 2 hours with the adds

felt like not that long

later the preck sees the heston at nigth andthey DON'tT play the brokeback mountain theme

he sez hes leaving at sun up and peck sez him saying goodbye to heston would need more room than this shack

again; would be different with the brokeback mojntain theme

so they go out and its clearly day but tinted to look dark and they go out to the field andpeck sez to kep this quiet

so eventually they fight and in 1 shot pecks on his knees and in the next cut, hes standing

so moses fights mengele and and pecks shirt had blood on it

heston stands up and his ki starts risuijg andf the ground starts blowing awaY FORM IT, THEY HE STARTS GLOWING AND AWAKENS HIS TRUE POWER AND phazes to peck and grabs him by the head, he liffts him up as peck spazzes out and heston crushes his head in with a grip

jk really they beat on each other and in a non brokeback way, heston sez "u talke a long toime to say goodbye" and peck sez "im finished if you are" andthey end it and peck sez "ewhat did we prtove??"

so then its real day and heston and his posse gop out as heston sez its majors orders to chase thirsty cattle from water to stop hennesy

1 dont feel right of it but heston sez "just follow orders" like with candya55 trudeau or the sovciets in the ussr

the buck of chuck sees the heston homies riding in and firing in the air and the cattle scastter

buck tells heston off and heston sez to tell scuzzy his cattle had theuir last water form there

so scuzzy the snowman looking kinda devolved is p-0sses they didnt fight the 20 guys who outnumbered em and that the cows wont last 2 days in this dry spell

scuzzy wants his boys to get the majors men from the river and wants to get the tracher for his plan as buck is gay for her

teacher comes by the makor farm andwants to see peck but hes gone and she sees blond

blonde is smoking from faegs she got in the east andis friends with teacher

she sez pewcks not the man she remembers as he backed down from heston who called him a liar and didnt go on ol thunder and let the duke boys i mean hennesy bnoys hasle him

teacher sez peck was on ol thunder and blonde dont know sh-t

they ask mexicoo and he sez peck didnt but teacher sez "wehy'ds he ask you to lie" and he sez "cuz he didnt want anyone to know

so he realizes it and reveals da trooth and teacvher sez peck dont want people to think hes a show off

blonde is bummed and thinks peck is a decievber and might not want him but teavher sez peck bought her rtanch for her as a weeding preesent

so teavher rides back and imagine if sdhe was the teacher from the anime prison school?

llater peck stops by teacvhers place and sezhe dont wanna keep da farm aand teacher tris to talk him outta ditching blonde and not to end it over 1 misunderstanding

peck sez its more than that and she admits she dont know much on love and peck wants to have da farm again

later the blonde future wie who was into a guy played by a greg and in a love trianggle wioth a pro America actor played guy, tpotally not da room, comes by to retuirn his dads guns

she tries tyo win him back and sez she was worried of him when he was out and everyone but her knew he rid ol thinder

he sez he had to prove it to himself and not to his woman and she sez she dont understand

she hugs him saying she loves him andknowes of her weeding preeseentee but peck sez her bouyght it to give bnoth sides fair watyer and she b--ches out and spazes around insulting him

i have experience with women and can confirm they can flip at the drop of a hat

so then the teavcyer was caught by the jill hennessey hang and scuzzy the snowman sez hes doing this to get major over and ice him as she let major run her cows off i mean his cows off from water and 24 bit it

shge sez she never aproved andhes doing this against his teaching abut he needs to

also he wants her to marry back dooor buck and her responce reveals bucky barnes was lying

so scuzzy wwants her to sell the ranch to him and she signs it but scuzzy thinks somethings up as teavher didnt sell her ranbch b4

she sez she already sold it to peck and they think hes blondes future husbannd but she sez its not real

buckk rogers offers her whiskey and scxuzzy sez what happens tomorrrow is on her

she goes to a room andif this were a disney movie she'ds sing here

at night scuzzy readys rope he wanted to use on majotr and WHEN sghes sleeping, bucko comes in

hius naME IS UCK AND HE LIKES TO F--K!

he gets on her and smooches woc with out consent as sgheresists, but scuzzyt comes in and kicks his candy a55

so bucik snaps anmd goes rifleman on him and jams the gun in his mouuth and blowes his head off!

jk realy he stranghles him but pulkls off and scuzzy sez someday he's gonna haveta kill him

imagine if as punishment for b0ning w/o consent, he started b0ning his sdon as he screamerd and his butt gave out and he died?

so majoy and his groods go tosave tyeacher but hestoin sez its an ambush but major dont care

they should have more men but they idnt come and majoty wants to go in

peck wants to go in to solve this w/o violence but major sdez he'd cap peck if he goes in

peck sez loud in front of ewverryone that majo=r edont are about teacher but to taKE OUT HENNESSEYS

MAJOR MINOR LETSHESTON AND mexico go in and heston thinbks hennessey will wacvk em

peck goes in these white stone walls, probably made witrh silt flowing from noahs floor, and theres snipers from the hennesseyys readyt tyo j f k him like harambe

so peck makles to to the shed and meets scuZzy the snowmAN AND sez hes here to bring her home

peck sez he owns the ranch and will let scvuzzys cows have his water

scuzzy has the buck hole search him and finds furling pistols from his dad and the sdeed

scuzzy wantsrevwenge for something mAJOR did aND PECK SEZ SCUZZY AND MAKOR ARE THE SAME AND onlytt fighting a fued that is sucking others in

teacher sez shes visiting for a few days and didnt tell anyone andwhen the peck tells her people will bite it if she dobntr come,she actys like she dopnt care

she is clerarly lying andpeck wants to bring her back but scuzzy sez peck is trying to stop a fight thats not his

tyeacvher wants pewck to go but when buck slaps her, peck goes ss2 and fighhts buck

bucxk is gonna cap peck but scuizzy fires near him and sez "dont fire on unarmed men"

buck wants to give pecxxk a gun and pexck consents and thery haVE A DUIERL WITH PISTOLS DES[ITE BUCK WANTING TO USE HIS QUOCK DSRAWQ

good f can you dier already caps lock? you are not wanted!~ so get f'd derad by amn aics bag

hestondont wanna go in cuz they might not need to and this gee haad will cost em half their men

majoyrthinks es yellow and will go w/o him but none of his men cosent

he rises inwithout any of them

imagine if he saidf hed cap any who dont wanna go and 1 guy sez "u cant kill all of us" and he sez" i can trey" AND STREDS EM WITH A GATLING GUN

P-SS Off caps lock! die and go to h-ll

so hrston rifdesup and follows majopyr ANDHIS MEN FOLLOW major to h e double soviet france

peck faces da buckand scuzzy has clreaned the guns from 10 years of not being used, like ba rocks d0ng

he sez to taske paces, ready and fire and if any fires b4 the signal, he caps em

rthewy do so but right b4 fire, buck fires and nicks pecks head

b4 scuzzy finisheds him, buck queers out and hides amndv peck shoots the ground

scuzzy spits on h8m ands bck bonners grabs a guys gun to sneak attac k like f--kin starscream

so scuzzy gets him in where his womb wouyld eif men could have those

eventually he goes to h-ll and scizzy sez "i told u! i told u i'd do iot!

dont worry, hes out col.d, but he's gonna nbe ok, he just needs some rest, the gbllet missed his organs, i see his parachutes

so scuzzy hiugs his evil son andpxck and teavjher rides off

so makor isanago and his droogs ride in and the snip[ers cut the rope with a big black acxe and the way out is blocked by a spuiked log like in a zelda game

then the sniperds start rarambeing the men and moses takes a bullet

hes ok though as hes a bada55 and scuzzy rides up tothe peck and sez peck was right and this is between him and makor

they come in and scozzmo sez cease fire and calls ouyt major for one last death battle like in transformers the movie with opritmus prime and megatron

major comes up and scuzzy gets his ridle and they go to fight

scuzzmo has hi jeans up to his rip[s oiver his beer guy like hes my gf or something

they get in range and cap each otehr and when the guys come in, they see em lying together frtom a good overhead shot

so they ride back and overlook the big country and its got some green andteacher and ben hur looim at each other as hes the omega man and we see texct sayiong the title over the vast wasteland

the end

that was quite good

its an epic and totally doesnt feel like 4 hours with adds

its got ghood acting and action and not much violence but good feel and setting

its often slow but doesnt drag and takes in the esxpance

good story of characters growing and changing as it goes on and peck being a subtle bada55 whoisn';t always mowing down 80 people in 80s mins like commando

ore samma could telll peck and the non blonde would get togweether

it holds up although ore samma dont know what year this is

its pretty deep and has good camera work and style but i wonbder how this would be as a 20s film like bwith the 20s ben hur

For The Big Country 02 I want it to be about the blonde being tough and rising to mastyer the new role as head of the farm andgradually falling in love with heston who wins her over with being an allpha male who's cool and bada555 and good with as gun. Also its a 32/64 biit dating sim gamme on ps1, Sega sATURN n645 AND pANASONIC 3do whhere you play as the blonde and dec8de between whgich of the several guys into you to marry. Also are mini games of her taking showers and training with a rifle and managing the farm

Warpath Review

 Note: I spell path e tech

Warpath

This is my review on Warpath from the distant future year to JEB Stewart of 1951 80 years before Transformers battlestars the return of convoy

its directal by Byron Haskin who did The First Texan/From the Earth to the Moon

it stars Edmond O'Brien from the 30s The Hunchback of Notre Dame/White Heat\Julius Caesar/The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance/Birdman of Alcatraz, Dean Jagger from The North Star/Dark City/the Robe/White Christmas/Bad Day At Black Rock/X the Unknown/the Twlight Zone, Forrest Tucker from Teh Yearling/Chisum, Harry Carey Jr from Red River/Gentlemen Prefer Blondes/The Searchers/Billy the Kid Versus Dracula/Big Jake/The Shadow Riders/Gremlins 01/Mask/The Whales of August/Back to the Future, Part III/Little House on the Prairie, thgew evil Polly Bergen from Desperate Housewives (ew!)/Touched by an Angel/The Sopranos/Cry-Baby/the 1st Cape Fear, James Millican from Mr. Smith Goes to Washington/His Girl Friday, Wallace Ford frmo Freaks/Blood on the Sun/Harvey/Destry/The First Texan/A Patch of Blue (That one was wonderful, i cried at itr), Paul Fix from Night of the Lepus/The Bad Seed/Giant/Hondo/Red River/Angel and the Badman/the 30s The Count of Monte Cristo/the 30s Scarface/the 60s star trek and twilight zone, Louis Jean Heydt from Mr. Smith Goes to Washington/Gone With The Wind/The Hunchback of Notre Dame/the 560s A Star Is Born, Chief Yowlachie from The 20-s The Scarelet Letter/Red River, Walter Sande from Mr. Smith Goes to Washington/Dark City/Apache/Bad Day At Black Rock, Robert Bray from Ride Clear of Diablo, Monte Blue from The Birth Of A Nation/Mary of Scotland/Casablanca/Life with Father/Key Largo/Apache, John Hart fropm, Ther Ten Commandments/Happy Days/ Mister Magoo's Christmas Carol/Atlantis, the Lost Continent, Ethan Laidlaw from the 230s The Hunchback Of Notre Dame/The Big House/King Kong/the 30s The Last of the Mohicans/Jesse James\To Kill a Mockingbird\The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance\The Ten Commandments\Calamity Jane\Samson and Delilah\The Body Snatcher, and some 1900s guys i never saw in anuytrhing

i never saw this b4 but i think it was good maybe

so after titrle and cretids tio a flaming arrow in a tent in color and proper fillscreen, we get a title card saying its detreicated to the 7th calvery

in this cowboy town this guy fiughts a nothe tguy out and the other guy dont got a gun

he sees a man whos been fpollowing him for 8 years and the follower sez the guy iced someone and they gunfights

the other guy gets it and the follower aks  his victim whre someine is

the victiom sez he ljoined then calvdery and bites it and follower, who imma call hunter after rick hunter from robotech and not that irishman who likes small assians

so after a train ride, hnter interferers with a unionite aboutto beat a chick weho just threwe ther 1st slap asnd he beats em up outside

so this chick offers him a sandwich and they go on this trtaina nd he sez hes gonna join the 7th calavbry and will be a private who just beat up a few sertagnts

so chick comes on da ttrain and meets a geezer she knows and itsxx mentioned that these guys are custers officers

hunter comes to the army guys ands sez he wants to sign up and they dont like him for kicking their candya66es and bring him along so they can probably b0ne him in his sleep

he goes to the fort abe lincon and enlists and sez how he was in service before

he goes into a crack regiment and its mostly for drills in peace time and in da barracks sand the head soldier in the rank rags on the iishman who he makes do toilet duty

irhish was in the coufederacy and switched sides in 64

so head guuy sends main guy to clean out the horse sh-0t in the stalls and theres 72 of em

imagine if adam sandley did this and he was being sh-t on and it shows all the horses sh-tting at once??

he takes a shovel and jams it in a hordses a55 to shot the sh-t i mean stop the sh-t, and puts in it handle 1st, or blade 21st, whichervers funnier

jk really he asks where this guy hes looking for is and describes him but the guy sez theres many who fit that descripting and might have gone under another name

he sez hes hunting the guys who iced someone he liked

also the head of the group is behjind a box and heiring him

the next day he goes to the store and has 6$ of credit for beign a private and meets the chick there

she shoes him to da geezer whos her dad and the shop keep like in shining soul 1 and 2 on gba

so later tis night and they have a dancer and main guy dances with chick

wait its the head of the rank called seragent o hara like gone with the wind

main guiy, irisjh and this robert de nero meets jamie farr looking c-ck sucker wanna dance with ehr and she sez she can tdo em all and dancees with main guy

she talks with him about him being in the service b4 and dad tells o hara not to be with his girl

then the men are sent to the barracks and the dance is over

turns out they found gold in the back hills and the indians wanna keep the White man from going there even though they dont want it or uise it

also its revealed main guy fought o hara at the start and the guys wonder why hes not all beat up

main guy sez tro o hara trhat he wants it to be even and he beat him up and o hara made him eat poop

o hara wants to report him hmissing in the next mission implying hes gonna ice him

for what? beating him in a fihgt? is he kaiba who tried to have yugi wacked for beating him in a card agme?

then in dartime but tinted to look darkerthey ride out and find a burned settlement where settlers were

12 guy wants al the indiands ended and their indian guiide is afraid of thioser indians as they are froma nother ninja klan

so they ride on and the idnians attacka nd theres a gunfight on horses like a card game on mototcyucbes

after some mortal kombat with cklose range weapons and fists the indians run off like cobra in g i joe

wow we're 45 mins in with adds

so the indians attack again and its in a riverand the amercians j fk em as they ride in, then hand to hand the ones who make it across

the americans lost the horses and they are pinned but they need a guy to go out and get help

they send main guy to go out as he was 4 years in the service in the alleged civil war and o hara and main guy go out in the river in daylight tinted to look dark

they split up and soon mainguy is in a gunfight with a guy he cant see in the woods

he goes on and finds a dead indian and a horse andrides it back to da fort

so he tells em they need help andcunter comes in and recognizes him as the guy who helped beat j e b stewart

hes surpized main guy is a private now and recalls some issue he had

also he wants to teach the indians a lesson and seems like charles bronson

they go out and the indians watching  fromm nearby go riding off

so the troops save the soldiers and when they get back, main guy confrtonts o hara over trying to kill him and ohara sez it weas indians shooting at him

he thinks o hara is hiding something and dont say it but suspectys hes one of the guys hes after but oi hara denies this

also as a guy was wounded or iced or w/e, then main guy is made a sergeant as custer likes him and he tells off o hara and sends him out of the 1st seratrhent room

o hara tells dad that main guy is onto em and dad sez it cant be and theyres no way andhe suspects o hara of hinting him

o hara sez main guy o hara triued to cap main guy and dad sez to run as if he's onto em, then them being together is a risk and cuz of his daughter, he cant leave

the guy who was wounded sez he learned from custer and a newspaper article what happened wioth mainn guy and masin guy dont wanna talk abbout it like lisa in the room

main guy goos too da bar and barkeep wants him toget drunk

some uniuonites are drunk and loud talking and sh-tting on main guy being given a propmotion and he sees main guy and attacks

a sherrif comes in and they al blAMNE main guy for breaking a miorro that was alrready broken and mauin guy is arrested

in jail he meets a guy who knews the 1st vcictim and thought it was thre law that did him

main guy sez he icxed him and main guy gets the info from him that o hara might be da name of 1 guy who was friends with the vctrim and they sdplit after da bank jobv

he pays the $2.50 to get out and looks for o hara but he skipped town

so he looks around and chick is in the shop and he goes to see dad whos having dinner and grills him on o hara

he sez o hara took money and dad sez o hara sed main gguy was against him

main guy sez o hara iced someone and asks if he knew the names of the killer he sez and dad sez no

main guy sez he knows dad will see o hara again and hes keeping on him and leaves

dad tells chick main guy is a malcointent looking for people he dint know and thinks o hara is 1 and might even accuse dad

main guy sez to wounder upper gjy that o hara is a killer and he knew it and wounder guy sez main guy joined undr false pretenses and this is not 4 da army

main guy sez hes gonna icxe o hara 4 icing someone he likedand  wounded head sez hes sending him on a mission as the army comes 1st and they gotta guard a wagkn trauin

so then iuts day and they didnt tiint it and1 guy on the wagon is kelso like from that 70s show and doont synbbchro with main guy

after a long scene of them going across the prariew,  dad and daughter come by in a wagon and join em

daD sold da store but told his chick he was leasing itm, but comes clean

also the soldfiers like dad as he dont like main guiy

later dad tells chick not to be with main guy but she dont believe him and goes to chat

she asks if dad is also 1  hes after andhe sez yes annd she sez hes wasting time on vengeance and askjs why

main guy sezhis futture wife was iced in a bank robbery that she walked in on and was crippoled b4 biting it months later

hes devoted his life to vengeance and its all he has left

she offers him love and hopes to heal his heart and he sez hes letter her dad live cuz of it

i think the dad will get it and niot uz of main guy as thwey cant have that

he dont know what he wants and she goes back to dad  and sez he knows hes one of them

1 of us! 1 of us! gooble gobble! gooble gobble!

so then its day again and this mexicany red neck comes by and wants to ice the induians and warns of them

so theygo on and through an induian villagfe where an indiuan fires an arrow at them

so they return fire and ap 1, then continue on

if going through their land is bad, then what about devolved people driving through neighbohoods T NIGHT WITH RADIO BKLAsting?

THATS WHY THEY ICED J FK

f off caps lock, go suck soviet california aids d0ng

so j f k was driving through dallas with his irish music blasting and 12 guy couldnt taje uit and went to the grassy gnoll tio soilve the problem

so the indians ciome for them and they cant outrun emn in wagionsand gotta satand their ground and bribng it to em

kattobingu!

so a swARNM OF induians come down and get close and wack em

the induians win and main guy is alive on a wagoin as they drive on with him at gunpoint and them chanting their pells

he wakes up and is in their camp and they speak their gaijin talk and this FAT M4XICAN COMESOUT

he wants to klnow custers plans and has a note from or for custer and knows hes gonna fight the reds

they bring out o hara  who is revealed to have told em custer has 5000 men and main guy slugs him

the indians want them to fight and main guy dont but after o hara sez "these dog eaters will do us in" he fights and both are beat out

1 part o hara tries to club him so he does a slide and trips him

what is this?contra hard corps?

so they wake up and are all tied to sticks and are probably gonna be cooked  and fed to dogs and people

the indians have a dance ritual like with lady gaga summoning hewr daempon

they figure they are gonna be toryured to find out about custer abnsd 1  guy there knows some of their gaijin talk

a guy with horns on his at sez custer is comming and they will be iced tomorrow

o hara sez he knows by luittle big horn is thousands of enemy troops and if they get custewr, hes finished

they gotta warn custer and talk of it with the indians there and dad is taken out and icec wait its not dad

they go through this thing with enemies on both sides nauiling him as he goes by like crossing the desert or the unblinking eye in the simpsons

o hara goes out and thenas they ice him i think, de niro farr and irtish come ut with syicks they had in the jail and the rest book it and escape

dad is biting it and wants epm to forget him but mian guy sez o hara had a deringer in his boot and could have shot his way out but sacrificed himself to save em

chick sez main guy chaNGED AND dad rides of on a their horse

main guy and chick comes over in the day and hears custer went to little big horn and dad told them of the high forces there

sao the americans come in and fight the indians and i think they win and my dad whos watching this revcealed that custer spplit his forces and the one that went to little big horn got iced and dad was with em

main guy goes back to the army and applies for luienentnt and its implied hes gonna marry the cvhick and have a bucnha kids or w/e

the end

That was pretty good

nice twists and i thought they'd all get it fvor a bit

good use of huistory and fiction

nice acting and mnusic and writing and editing

its well made and the 50s color looks good in it

nice bit of the bad guy sacrificing himself to save the guy who wanted ti ice him

good redemption and the main guy finding his heart again

nowadyas they/them would whine about the indians as the bad guys or something gay

but in the 50s they weren't blighted by forced pc commie propaganda

plus they/them hate Custter yet have no issue with mao or stalin or mandella or castro

I guess this counts as a Monogatari or Historical Fiction in Japanese

for Warpath 2 I want the indians top have taken over the area in one big blitzkreig and the main guyn and the chick have to escape and evade them. also its a 128 bit dreamcast, gamecube, ps2 and xbox game where you gotta go through this 3D area and sneeak by or take out enemy guards in your way and gotta collect different items to get past the terrain like rope and ninja stars and a crossbow.

The Hands Of Orlac Review

 Note: I spell Hands On

The Hands Of Orlac

This is my review on The Hands Of Orlac from the distant future year to of 1924 (90 years before The Malcontent Uprisings in Robotech)

I saw this before and I liked it

Its a GermanExpressionist film directed by Robert Wiene who did The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari

when it came out the gov wanted it censored as they thought it gave away crime fighting things but that fell through as it didnt

it stars Conrad Veidt from The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari/Waxworks/The Man Who Laughs/Casablanca/The Thief of Bag dad, Fritz Kortner from Pandora's Box, and a bunchea guys i only saw inm this

so after title and credits that only show the actors family names, or clan names if ninja, this chick reads a love letter friom her butt buddy

turns out her butt buddy is paul orlac whos a big time piabnist giving is final concert

his train comes in at the night abd theres abn ACVCIDENT THAT NEARLY killed todd browning

his woman comes over in a horseless carriage and theres chaos in the train wreck area

cool effect of steam abnd light iub the darkness, like anb energy field as the train comes in

they gert orlac out and the other grease monkeys who got greased and use a strewtcher on a roofless car to drive him to the dr

erlsewhewre, a criminal is getting executed anbd hiss parts will be shipped t the clinic

cool shot of a ar going by as the bright sky and dark earth and trees

do da dr finds orlac was f'd in the train wreck and his woman is a;; f'df out

after da dr treatrs him, he sez he fixed the skull crack but his hands are f'd and she sez to save em as his hands are his life

he sees the convict bein borught in and sez he'd try and laterr orlac is in bed and bandaged up and recovering

dr unwraps his head after sending ehr our for somer reason and they bring her in and wait i thuink they were changing his bandages and she comes in alone to him andf press cheeks together

not butt cheesks as they are germans but face cheeks

she notices his hands are bandaged up and orlac sees thsi guy looking in the door windoiw at his hands and laughing but when she looks hes gone

i love this b/w footage, it looks classy and stylish

now this is pod rac ing i mean a silent film

so later jerry orlach is at home and his hands are still bandaged and he wonders whats goijng on

da dr tajkes off his bandages and he looks at his hands and i realised he hasn't j-=rked off since b4 the accident

unless he uses his writsts on his b0ner or w/e

or could suck his own thing

Thoughts you DON'T want in the shower: Man, my thing smells weird, I wonder what it tastes like?

orlac wonders if he can play hios organ again and by that i mean being a hard driving pianist and dr sez da spiritr rules the hand and natuire and a strong will can overcome anything

like seiya training to use his cosmo to get the cloth

so orlac looks at his fingers finging and his woman later is glad the orlac is coming tomorrorw and she can feel his hands

AT night he has a dream of this smoke cloud and the guyb starting at his hands and of the hand coming to punch him

its done with an overlay and him in the corner in bed and the face and hand on the right and is really good

he wakes up and finda a note saying his hands were f'd and his now hands are of the mmurderer and robbewr and he freaks out and falls over

you'd think he's know what huis hands looked like

then again, if they got f;d in an accident then he might think "they look dfifferent from healing"

so the orlac goes to dr and seems kinda spazzed out like a zombie or cesaere from the cabinit of dr caligari and  asks if he has the killers hands

after not showing the drs ansawer but insterad showing ther chicks making f,owers, he goes off and is like edward scissorhands, is this wherr tim burton got it?!

so later he got dressed and sez to not let the killer hands touch anothert pwerson

i mean jjst cuz they were misused in the past dont measn they are lways good, look at rthe swstika, most fo the world loves it as the holy symbiol it is, only america and europe hate it for the misuse in the 30s

although there are a lot of poieple who like it for that misuse

orlac puts on his ring but takes it off as he dont want it on the bad bands i mean hands

so eventually orlac coems hoem and is kinda spazzy and his woman hands him come flowers but he dotn take em

theres a dark dressed man in a hat and cape lurking around outside, but its dayliught soi its not scary

man, conrad is good at playing a f';d out spazzyy dude

so orlac goes to his piano and hugs it and starts to play eventually andf cant

his woman sez she loves him and he cant bring himself to use the bad hands on her but when she grabs them he gets f'd out

so she hugs his head and smooches him

then it fades out and i think she b0ned him or maybe he b0nesd her mouth

later this dark dressed man asks a newspaper chick with all these newspapers aroudn the shop for the jan 15th paper and buys it

he goes to a bar orm something and reads da paper and it sez the kiler pled not guyilty but his fuingerprints were proof

oh its conrad readiung it and he gets bummed his fingers were used wroing

imagine if a guys hands are sawed off and he gets new hands from anothe rman, but when he's j=rkin off its like another guy is j=rkin him off?

is that gay?

i'm not an expert in that field so i dont know

so the paper sez the knife used on the victim had an x on it and had the killers prints on it so he and only he used it

then the scene goes blurry and orlac is spazzed out b4 it retutrrns to normal and he lleaves to go home

at the hom,e he sees the x knife and like a f==kin dumba55, grabs it witrh his hands and goers in

what if that knife was used in a murder? you got ur prints on it

i eman another murder

so his hands have autism fior a bit and i think theseres a maid or slave there and knows hes home and orlac hides the knife in the pianbo

he sez it feels like the hands are sending somethign from them up his arms and into his soul

his woman sez she wont follow hsi wishes and even if he kills her she wont go and do his cr-p

then we see orlax all spazzed out with his hands out like the mummy or frankenstiens monster but this came 1st and getting the knife on the piano, not in, and zomibied liek coming back to anothe rroom anbd making stabbing moves

his woman comes in and sees him and is kinda freaked out as he badly hides the knife behind him even though she alrwady saw him

hes goin mental and tells her to not come near and she goes off then he enarly shanks his left hand, a double yugioh rteference of btoh the other yugi's game with ushio and mariks lkeft arm offering card

so later he blacks ou and trhe maid i think is out at night and meets trhe dark suidf man and ses she dont wanna obey him anym ore and tells hiom to go

oh its the guy lloking at his hands and laughing and he sez hes going to the orlacs dad i think iof maid cant convince him and tells him to seduce his hands

i think it was maid who saw him with the knife, noty the woman wife gf butt buddy

so maid comes back and tries to kiss orlacs hands and he puts his hands on her headand she sez they hut like the hands of a killer

this freaks out orlac and he runs off to da dr and sez he wants his hands removed as he dont want em

but the woman is having issues with the creditors who she egts to guive em another month

good use of her in front anfd the 4 guys behind her looking like clones and in the same pose

orlac thinks the hands wanna ice people and wifde asks for a week instead of a month

dr sez da hands dont rule but the head and heard and the heart connects the head and hands

is that wherte metropolis got it from?!

so widfe asks for more time and gets t=it to tomorrow and then at home she sez to maid shes going to her orlacs dad and maid sez hes evil and hates orlac

so she goes to soviet paris and thge butler dont let her in until she tells her story and she comes in

orlac sr sez he knoews of the accident and she sez they need money as he cant work and they didnt have disability yet

orlac jr dont know and sr sez he hates his sona dn wont help and she goes home

at home orlac jr or garkic jr sometimes, is that where they got it from? plays his records of his painism and spazzes oput and busts itr

maid tells wife to get orlac jr to see sr so they can pay bills and 

orlac reads his past love notes of lholding his woman in his hands, is this wihere todd brotning got it for the unknown?

did i say todd browning in the above area in the car i mean train accidsnet?

looks it up, yeah i did, thought i got the wrong name for a sec

so orlac thinks how that was his handwriting and writes it again on the past love not and its all cr-ppy as hes got nerve cut and reconected

hes spazxzed out and wife tells him to see father and that she tried but sr is evil and shes scared of him

so then orlac is there in paris at orlac sr ands the door is unlocked

he goes in and fiunds sr iced with the x blade in him and he dumba55edly runs out

wait hes going to da cops and tells em, hgis 1st smart move

1 guy in the cop house calls trhe laughting man in black and the cops come to see the body and recognize it as the kilers knife

cop who called i think looks at the table with the magnifying glass and sez its got the killers prints on it

as i guess hes super autirtic and recognizes any fingerprints from a glance

butler comes back with a note saying his sister is sick and the coop sez its the killers handwriting

orlac is freaking out and da cops say the killer was dead for years but his hads are alive

or,ac goes out and laughting man in black comes by and meets him and its good light and shadow effects, a general darkness there

they look at each other and he walks off and orlac follows him to a bar

laughering guy sez to bring a million franks  and orlac sez he as in his dreams

laughing man sezx they are for his hands and he shows him metal hands, totally not like dr rotwang in metropolis or bruce campbell in army of darkness or luke skunlicker in that 70s sci fi film flesh gordon

he sez hes the killer and the dr did the same science with orlacs hands as the lauighing mans head ands shows his nmeck

and if he dont get the million franks, then hes gonna tell the cops that orlac did it as he has the killers prints

andf the writing was in the the killers handwriting which is now orlacs and the maid saw him with the knife

and orlac doesnt ask how the laughting man knows this and laughing man goes off

so orlac goes hjome and checks the pianbo for the knife and its gone and he faints and wife helps him

he tells her his cr-p and the hands make him do crime andshe kisses tme  and thew maid sees from hiding

i thought the killer was in a crazy bug eyes mask or something and had a box on his nneck

wife sez top tell the cops everything and he thinks they wont buy it and she sez tbney will buy it as she does

yeah but he didnt b0en em, or did he? this IS europe!@

so thehn we see this station and the laughing man and mousctahce call cop are trhere and wait i dont think tis him

he tells da cops his story and the coips write a warrent for his arrest and call cop witrh muistace sez to brign da money and the cips wtill take care fo the rest

back when crime movies had cops as the good guys

nowadays they';;d be who hes fighting

so the paul the orlac goes to the bar to meet the laughing man and the coips come outta the shadows and nail him

hes fingered as paul mera i mean mr nera whos a high rank crook and faking being the drs assistant

a cop takes off his metasl gloves and fake neck scar and nera the laughting man sez the kuillers fingerprints were there and orlac has the hands

they gon arrest iorlac but maid comes in adn sez nera is da kkiller and nera maDEWAX CASTS IOF THE KIULLERS PRINTZ THEN MADE THEM ON RUBBER GLOVES

f opff caps lock, to go soviet calidnifra and get b0end by aids spradwers

oh and she sez how nera framed the guy the hands were from with the gloves and he was innocent

the orlac is glad his hands are virgin and wife is there and blacks out and he brings her out like in claigari a bit

he holds her in his hands and they hug

the end

thgat was pretty good

itys a bit long as theres a lot of shots of characters walking and spazzing out and moving slow, but i fast forwaredd to speedo it up

its got nice camera work and filming and a clever story of mystery and the supernatural

most of the time in these 20s moviues the supernautral is explained away by logic, but in remakes its real

thsi was remade a few times and those have more supernautral themes in some and there was the movuier body oparts with that steven king looking c-ck sucker in the 90s

conrad is pretty good in this and plays the part well and thres some good twists this has

i liked it and it tells the story well with good clean h,orror withoutt gorte or blod or naked chicks or b0ning or much swearing

oh and its one fo the 1st movies about transplants or limbs

wtf this was based on a french book and thayt was based on a  real french surgeon who experimented in grafting ad transplant science

and its director i mean writer Maurice Renard did work on books of organ transplant, sky people fishing for men, cloning, artificial life, insibility issues with eyes notrr working, shrinking, and time compressing glass

For The Hands Of Orlac 2 I want it to be him preparing fopr a piano contest aND he has to get back in shape and return his skill and its him doing various exercises and montages of him working out his hands to remaster them to usxe the piano. also theres a tiral of the nier or w/e the real killwers name is and he is saying the whole story is too insane to be believd and might get off. he does but when he goes to ice orlac for revente, he sues his newly mastered hands to beast him up and pull off his hands and the cops arrewst him. allso its an 8 bit game on sgea master systm, game gear, nes, game boy, tg16m, atari lynx and 7800 where you play as orlac and do mini games to raise your stars for the final battle, also the real hand owners will is what gives him the skill to pull off the guys hands and its like with raoh's ki saving kenshiro in hokuto no ken 2