Clueless Review

note; I'm not a bimbo, but I spell like one

clueless

this is my review on clueless(90s ver)

its based on the 1815 book by jane Austin called emma (not the degrassi chick)and stars Alicia Silverstone from batman and robin(the gay one)

my gf likes this movie cuz of the fun 90s bimbos

it starts with the Digimon the movie song "kids in America"

aliecia narrates how shes a normal teen and chooses a outfit on her 90s comp

her dads a lawyer and his ex wifes kid is coming for dinner

also she drives a car badly

she picks up her bimbo friend and they go to high school

the bimbo friends bf is a homie and thinks hes cheeting on her

later aliecia gives a bimboy speech in debate club about letting in foreigners

in the irak the u s americans in the Africa like totally

also the teacher is the guy from princess bride who bit it with the poison

1 guy attempts to jump out the window at his report card

he earlier said the way his kids will feel about Nine Ince Nails is how he feels about the rolling stones

aliecia gets a C in debating

she gets home and the step bro is there and they clash over tv

dad wants to know her grades but she sez they aint ready as she wants to change em

she reveals she got her other teachers to do it with lies but princess bride guy wont

she wants to fix him up with a chick to change him

but none of the teachers are hot

holy cr-p the step bro was ant man and the teen in Halloween 06

and the dad was in Myra Breckinridge, the hunger and buckaroo banzai

they leave a love note for the least awful one

the nine inch nails guy gets the most lates and is proud of it

his actor was in Garfield the craft and roadtrip

she drops hints in class about the teacher liking him

at home dad finds she has 2 tickets and no licsence and sez she needs a read driver with her when in the jeep

she gets the step bro to drive with her and he wants to get marky mark walhburg to plant trees

hes an eco fruit

he sez shes selfish and it affects her

later she gives the teacher coffee and sez to share it with the teacher she wants to date him

holy cr-p we're like 20 mins in with adds

but it went so fast I thought it was like 40

then we getta montage of the teachers being happier together and trickling down to the students

her report card sez she got an a-

her dads glad she argues her grades up

in gym class aliecia wants to help people and a grungy looking chick comes in and she wants to help her

aliewcia shows her around and gives advice

also aliecia don't date high schoolers

later the grungy chick meets the nine inch nails guy and they bond

oh and hes a stoner

aliecvia advises against it and gives her a makeover

no one sez "makeover" anymore

aliecvia trains her to be a bimbo

step bro  whines about it

ah yeah

theres a mentos add in here

love those things

they try to get the grungy girl to go with a cool guy and take snapshots with a film camera of them hangimg out

holy cr-p the cool guy is Jeremy sisto from law and order and wrong turn 01

later akecia invites grungy girl to her dads place for dinner

cool guy is getting into grungy gurl

they all go to a party but nine inch nails guy is there

he spills beer on alievias shoes and pays em back with chronic

later cook guy kisses aliecia during a game and bimbo friends bf shaves his head

if he gets swastika tattoos he could be a Buddhist monk

hes black btw

nine inch nails guy keeps winning over grungy girl

then gurngy gets hit in the head with a throw shoe and cool guy helps her

aliecia thinks shes doing good but her dad calls and wants her home in 20 mins

cool guy volunteers to take share home but he tries to seduce her

but she don't consent and he reveals he has no interest in grungy girl

she gets out and he leaves

then some guy sticks her up and takes her phone

she cant call home or the party so she calls her step bro to pick her up

step bros gf is a wishy washy touchy feely dink and slicia corrects her on shakespear(as hamlet was played by mel gfibson)

man, this bimbo is like my gf

an expert in some things

later grungy, bimbo and alecia talk about guys and aliecia is a virgin

good way to avoid aids

ask magic Johnson, freddy mercury and Charlie sheen

later she bashes 90s fashion of baggy pants, backwards base ball cap and greasy hair

later this dreamy guy joins the class and she is gay for him

she gives an oral thing on violence in shows in a super 90s bimbo way

like with the u s americans in the like America in the irak of the Africans

she tries to seduce him by wearing less and being kinda 5kanky

theres a party and when dreamy comes to get acielia and he intimidates dreamy

hes kind of a 50s guy

dad makes her wear a jacket over her minidress and has step bro follow them

oh and dads working on lawyer things

at the party grungy comes by and falls on her a55

aliecia is having fun but feels bad for grungy not having a dance partner

but stepbro dances with her

years I meen weeks I mean hours later everyones gone and dreamy is still dancing

so step bro takes em home

they bring food for the lawyers and themxselves

step bro sez his new dad is on his a55 about everything and hes staying with them

also they watch ren and stimpy

days later dreamy wants to come over to watch vhs tapes and she spends hours getting ready

also she uses poloroids instead of mirrors to check outfits'

he comes by and they watch Spartacus or w/e

she comes onto him but he don't notice and books it

she tells her bimbo friend and her bf about her trying to b0ne him but bf sez hes queer

also bf gives bimbo driving lessons but she winds up on the freeway and freaks out

they celebrate surviving by b0ning

at the mall grungy is messing around with guys and they hold her over the railing but dreamy saves her

word gets out and she becomes popular as a survivor

but people drop interest in Alicia

also grungy turns away nine inch nails stoner

later she has her driving test and a few clashes with this mexico workers cause her to be distracted

she gets 0/10 and tries to talk her way outta it

later aliecai meets grungy and sez shes not a good match for step bro

but grungy bashes Alicia for being a virgin who cant dirve

I too am a virgin and don't drive

Alicia has a crisis about how she don't get anything

she walks about for like a few days or hours or w/e and realizes she likes her step bro

she tries to be smarter and nicer

she helps dad and he gives her advice

later she realizes everyone is special in their own special way

she gets into helping those in need of some Pismo beach disaster

nine inch nails stoner is in a 12 step program to get clean and invites her to a skateboarding thing

at the skate thing grungy sez sorry and they reconcile

also grungy gets back into nine inch nails ex stoner

while working with the lawyer thing Alicia screwed something up and a worker goes off on her a55 and leaves

step bro comforts her and they eventually kiss

the teachers get married and aliecuia catches the boquet

she makes out with her step bro

the end

that was fun

upbeat, cheerful, bubbly and just entertaining

good 90s classic about 90s teens and their 90s lives

needs more power rangers and batman though

nowadays the blonde bimbo would be the bad guy and the grungy chick would be the hero who overcomes her

but in the 90s, blondes were the good guys

sailor moon, sailor venus, princess peacg, princess Zelda, Barbie, samus, Goku, sonic, nami Koishikawa, sheena etranzi(contra hard corps), rainbow mika, guile, terry and andy bogard ect

for clueless 2 i'd like it to be the late 90s and shes pregnant with her step bros kid. also cuz of the screw up in the case, her dad got canned and has to direct p0rn0 for weird fetish purvoes. when he finds out his stepson was b0ning his daughter he tries to wack him and sends his p0rn0 actors after him to b0ne him dead. so the step bro fights em back to prove hes a man. also he got into roids and manned up after being b0ned by a big black dog he was trying to save from hunters  and is now a big buff guy played by hulk hogan and the nine inch nails ex stoner is on his side to fight through all the p0rn0e stars trying to ice him. its also a 2 player snes and sega genesis beat em up and each level is another weird purvo fetish