Bloody Chainsaw Girl Review

 Note: I spell like a massacxre of japanese chainsaws

Bloody Chainsaw Girl

This is ore samma no revierw of Bloody Chainsaw Girl from the distant futurew year to nathan bedford forresst of 2016(15 years before transformers battlestars the return of convoy and the 3rd rpobotech war)

I never saw it b4 and its not on soviet candy a55 wikipedia but my wiscopnsion hom,ie wanted me to watch it and i figgered i can review it as its only 76 mins

so it startts with a japanese chck riding a bike in a green town and bumbning into a chick who's head splatters on ther floor

is thisd why they say asians cant drive??

So she asks these 2 punks for help, a chick in a metal face thing and an evil looking dude with a baseball bat, and they ssay she sppoiled their ambush and laugh

the head busted girl stands up all f'd and main chick sez they are cyborg mutantyts aND WE GET THE title whicxh looks like a bleach opening meets madwor;d on wii

also are credits aND IT SHOPWS WHGO PLAYED who andit sez its based on Chimamire Sukeban Chainsaw a manga by Rei Mikamoto and directed by horoki yamAGuchi

its is prettty buttf-kkin widerscreen and in color but this opening is b/w

so main chicj figys the face busted one abnd sez "i got no coice, i dont hate u buty imma do this" and pulls oyrt a cxhainsaW from her guitar bag and slices off mask chicks arm, hen chops through the other 2 b4 de heading the mask one

main chick asks if "she" turned em into cyborgs but mask head sez "we wanted mistress nero to do it" and main chuick gets reasdy to go but a missile goes by her and blows

a cyborg girn has fired it from her arm likew mazinger z or mega man and mask head sez this is sayuri bakutani whjos a cherrleader

mask head wants to be thrown far so she dont get blown but main chick uses her as a hostage thinking the sayurio is masks frimned

sayuri sez she has none and as only a head, mask hAS NO PURPOSE AND KICKS HER AWAU

MAIN CHICK WANTs to kknow what the deal is and sayuri saez punks fight but not cheereleadewrs, then fires bullets from her fingers and main chick blocks wioth chainsaw then uses busted head as a shield b4 fighting her

she asks sayuri whyu join nero as she was a normal chick and she has a naruto flashback of being an innocenrt girl who boys got pphpotos of her uyndies when cheerleading and sold em and spread rumors of her b0ning guys

1 ret-rded guy wants to b0ne her and wears a helmet like he's Chichi in Dragon Ball but she runs, only to keep running into guys witrh her phoptos wantiung her too

so she runs to the bathroom to cry cuz people thought things that wre not trrue and nero came to her and offered her a chance to change things(is this ripping off Cutey Honey with Sister Jill//Panther Zora offering wqronged women a chance for revenge by devolving them?!)

Also she wears a freilly underskirt thats like bloomers ike princess peach wears in super smash bros melee

she poops out missiles at main chick but runs outta ammo and has 2 chicks reload her by putting it in her a55 as main chick laughs

main chick sees no reason to ewwait for her to reach her fiunal forme like dbz and slugs out the helper chicks and chainsawes sayuri

then a head on spider legs but not like the thiung by john carpenrter brinbgs main chcik bandages from nero and she tends her wounds but sayuri is still alive

main chick sews her hand slice closed and we see the rubber flesh and blood and she poops out trhe missile in pain

main chick moves it away and sayuri asks why shes helping an eenmy and is told they aint enemies as punks fight for pride not grudges or complexes

she asks sayuri what nero is up to and isnt responmded to and goes on tro school and this bllonde asian dude has his earing torn out byu a guard who laughs at his victims pain like an italiano in M<el Gibsons The Passion

the guard tells her to keep her chainsAW AT HOMe and she sez itscuz her fam is in the wrecking business and they nearly fiught but this spazzyu chick comes in on leg metal things like extecders for feet and when main chick sez she gets to go through, guard dont wanna get inmvoilved and lets her keep the saw in her bag

a chick with glasses, oh its nero confronts him and he gets suybmissive overher making cyborgs and backs down

then its back in the 1st part and she's talking withn sayuri and when she turns her over, sayuri is wearing an oni mask and waitits not sayuri its an oni or someything and shge ruuns ti school as she diont got time to fight

in school the make up exam testing room is partly f--ked and its only her desk and she sez she skipped breakfasty

the hewad on spider legs brings her a meal with hallf a hard boiled eghg and she eats and flashgbacks to a class where they heard a cat and its neros in a box and her creation

sh3e reveals its a cyborg sand all f'd and on tank treads and rotted but mewing anbd it was some chickjs cat miki(l;ike miki makimura in devilman? imaagine iff Dr Kabuuto or h-ll brought her back as a cyborge?)

1 chick beats nero wiuth a chair liuke its jerry springer or wwf for f---kin up her pet andnero is likw weetf man

teacher sez "stop it! we're in class" and nero b--ches at teacher not to touch her body horror cat but tteacher iis like "u talk to sensei like that?!" andf the clASS TURNS OPN HER and throws cr--p at her

she wanbts revenge on em and openly vows it and as she runs out, bumps into main chick who bada55ly sez "dat hurt(notices cat)wtfs daty?" and nero runs off in the middle of school

main chiuck chases her down and crushes the robocop cat with her bare hands and forcefeeds her it as nero sh-ts herself

jk, but as this movie is mkinda nuts, it soundss like it could happen

after realizing the teavcher is gone she looks for him asnd finmds him sandfd teacher sez her nsame is Giko and he fears nero and her jinzoningern but cxomes sop he gewts paid

she wants to graduate and the oni shows up and teacher throws her the test but the oni throws shuriken at it and akes off the mask tio show a guy that giko remembers is really a girl b4

shhe runs from the sailor starlight ninjja oni and 2 more ninja sjhow up as the zo,mbie ninja clan and she laugfhs at them for being the loser ninja cvlub who threw shuriken in wook and f--ked around likee nerds

they told off guys looking down atrt em but this guy in a helmet who i think might be the ret-rded guy b4 his football career tells em off and they back down

this is how anime clubs are seen by the media when really we are pretty cool and not like that canmdya55 toby in degrassi next gen whohad to cllea womb juice outta his grandmas car

giko recalled laughting at these dinks and how pathetiuc they are like teens thinking they are reincarnated anime characters and they showw a flashback where the gender offender was offfered help by nerto tyo deal with her womb thing by seemingly turn it into a b0nar

she sez her new name is hanzo and hgiko laughs which is kinda like a guy calling himself harriet tubman as its calling yourself someone you liked from history

also; in samuraii shodown hanzo is a real c-ck sucker and in nobunagas ambition i execute him upon capture

she tries to start her chainsaw but it jams and theyt mock her so she nails 1 in the skull wityh it like guts's sword of the berserk

she runs abd tries ti start it anbd battles em as well as naiuling the anti chick in ytnbe face with a knee and running tyo do the exam

this iis a lot like project a-ko with a stroing bada55 chick kicking a55 and showing a55

she goes to shop class and works on her chainsaw but senzzaki the president of shop club comes in and sez shes not a cybporg

in this darkness area ARE PEople caged like a jail  and nero goes through it and talks to inoue whos gonna get huis dads vegetablestore but shes cyberized him and is doing thus for him putting her uniform in theb incinerator during swim class and sge beats him through the fence

nero wants revenge on giko(which is whatr the called goku in dragon ball ewvolution but as geeku or geeko or w/e)

senzaki sez sorry for sdhop clas making weapons as nero forced em to and i realize she's the evil ruler who mutilates people like nero on rome who attacked Christians

giko wants to fix hetr saw to beat the ninja to do the exam and senzakli sez she can help, then we see a fleshback of  nero in a swinssuit in class as her uniform went missimng and her desk has insultts writyen on it

nero looks like a feminbist i notice

so in the now the senzaki fixes her chainsaw and says she heard nero hates giko for being asked a favor and she remembers the rooftop with nero in her swimsuit

but this is interuipted by the ninja and she fights with an upgraded saw that now has a machinegun built in

the nromal gurl ninja nerd attacks without a top and catches the blade between her b00bs and is slicves oper bwteeen em

the oni girly one attacks and hiko used an extendo button that maskes it go out and ice her

shes not dead 100% and wants to avenge her club but giko sez they started it and oni girl sez her club ended cuz of giko as they needed 3 members

she admits to being a chjick and that she didfnt wanna be a dude and wants to takje out anyone who mocked the ninja club

what are you? back door ba rock who had a rodeo clown investigated for wearing a mask of him?

giko sez obsessed people look dumb and people who do so get mocked for it like punks and anime fans and idols and splatter films fans as they are so mental over it

but giko sez this proves how much oni chick loves ninja and punks have crazy style too and oni chick lets her go by

giko does the tedst with sanzaki's help and they are probably gonna be a yuri couple like in abashiri family or re cutey honey or the anime of devilman lady or countgless outher go nagai things

giko hands in the test and but sanzaki wants her to fight nero for turning her club into jinzoningen

giko dont wanna fight as shes got no reason and this reminds me of America not wanting to fight Zee axis in WW2 as "not n=my problem" when the commies wanted em to

sanzaki wants to stop nero b4 the whole school is mutant cyborghs and hgiko imagines it withmanga graphics in color and sez it sounds fun and shes a punk and outsider

sanzaki sez punks are always "im X from X school" so they represent the school even thought everyone hates em

also they secretly  love school and DESPITE COMPLAINING OF IT AND keep coming back for more

plus as neroi has it in for her, giko wants to face her and nero sez on da PA she's been watching jher and asks if giko hates her

alsdo nero has cameras everywhre and asks if she fewwars/hates her but giko sez "i dont know u"

nero sez she shgould haten her and when her hate reaches max she';dfd send gioko to h e doulbe soviety korea

then giko walks in as she knows this is the PA Room ans she was on the PA and laughs

giko sez her homies s-ck and nero runs out saying shes got no chums and they follow her to the undetground like the 20s phgantom of the opera where theres human pieces like uncut season 2 of robotech that are totally android parts

giko interrogates 1 f'd guy and he sez nero is on da roof and  as thery go up theyu see zombie cyborgs that giko  cuts the intestines out of while showing her undies like riki-ohj meets agent aika

she fures on them with the chainsaw gun and cleaves 1 guy who was the ret-rded guy in the helmet in 2 and shanks another and trhe halllway is a mess of blood and organs

so on da roof they face the boss and nero wants to talk about howe ithistory repeating again

giko remembers nero on da roof in a swimsuit and wiping away rtears

gikpo comes on and as nero goes giko sez she can stay but walks off

gikoo thinks nero hates her for kiocking her off the roof but nero sez  think harder

in another flashback nero is on the ground and giko on roof sez to tell her something

nero sez she did sometjhjing terrible and giko sez to forget it and sanzaki wants to know

in da fleshback she sez nero has a cute face and wants to know how to kiss and then nevermind, keepo it betwen us

nero brings out a chainsaw with the people from senzakis club absorbed  into it as plastic skulls and its like power rangers meets some m,etal band

they get inbjected with soimething by nero and wanna kill giko like the 1st century nero who turned people agianst the christians

this chainsaw of the dead is powered by hatred like some bad care bears or wedding peach thing

hiko sez chainsaws are made to cut and her rets are wreckers and stop wasting time and causing trouble

they power up theitr saws and evantually fight and giko uses her ranged attack but its blocked and after a clash, her arm is cut

sanzaki attacks with a drill and is knocked back and nero retracts her blades to say "imma kill u slow" and brings em out again(whats the poiunt?!) but girly oni attackll with shuriken and jumps in

she sez sorry but her soul was saved by giko and gikos not the enemy and the ninja club dont want giko to die

also the oni ninja chick wants her to join the ninja club

nero charges and oni ninja vanishes like its f--kin batman and leaves a coat then attacks from the other soide with kunai that are sent back at her

giko attacks but is cut and when nero swings to finish her, ini chick gets cliced down the chin to crotch by stepping in

then sayuri is there and has snaZAKI AT FINGER GUN POINT, then aims her canon arm at nero and sez shes not on either side but wants a cease fire and nero to stop this fighting

with sanzaki hsotage if the shop club bites it, tnbe nero has no weapons but like f--kin violence jack, nero scuts down sanzaki with a chainzaw

sayuri tries to reason with nero as they have a lot n common and are like sisters but this triggersd nero and she says a code that will self detonate sayuri as she hid it in all her cyborgs

like the joker in the dark knight or megaton in beat machines

she'd blow her now but if she gets giko, nero will rebuild them

sayuri sez when they reunite in h-ll she wants em to all be friends and jumps off the roof and blows with an arm landing near em

i assume that will be useful, checkovs arm

nwero dont care and can rebuild her different but giko thinks of her as a sister and friend

nero dont wanrt connections or friends and wilkl anyone who defueies her

then a flashback of giko saying nero is pretty and must have experience in kissing and if anyone find out she'd be discredited as a punk

also as both are skkipping class they are kinda friends and this trigfgers her and she wants to be a conquerer asnd goes on a b-tchy tirate and if she had a friend her conquerewr revenge mojo would be f;d

she send those cuyybogrs to make giko hate her and has some devolved high school plan of revenge and sh-t and grand delusions

giko sez shes just lonley and this triugger sher and she attacxks but the dameon saw sez they dont hate giko and it stops working

giko pickes it up and ignores her arm wound and beats on nerofor a bitand slaps her like a p-mp, then smooches her and sez "now we kissed so we're close" then chainsaws through her ansd sez she dont forgive her

she then pulls out a chuck of her flesh and starts eating it and making ret-rded soulnds and faces

jk really she goes to see senzaki and wait, no just goes homeand leaves the bodues and the not ddead senzaki up there

her dad or bro or w/.e is in his japanse pickup truick and she sez she thinks she naiuled the make up test

family guy sez stregnth isnt everythign in beign a wrecker like ultra magnus and she needs a license to dino might nuildings

also she is covered in blood and has the hand of the sayuri and her family guy dont find it wried as thius is japan and this is normal there with all their violent p0rn0 manga

they go hoime and the camera goeds to the sky and we get credits to uypbeat ddr style msuic

the end

ythjat was fun

crazy silly violent fun with a good message

nice characters and themes and goood style

its got heart and good gore and is like something go nagai would like

reminds me of Oira Sukeban/Sukeban Boy from 2006 that i wanna see as its really f'd up and fun

this is only over a few hours with a few flashbacks and is kinda like the 2010s judge dredd movie

another day in a crazy world

this is how you do a womens movie

not with losers like bridesmaids or thew bad ghostbusters

but with wiinners and action and babes and fun and heart

plus the gore is pretty goodf and cheesy but not as fake as riki-oh the story of ricky

for Bloody Chainsaw Girl 2  I want nero to have revealed to have cyberized her brain and her head spluts iopen and it comes out on a robot pod and jacks into a metal body to continue her work.then its a month later and she has made a body like a scorpion but with wings and 4 human legs and her torso from the waist up from the socripons center body. also she has cyberized the remaining studeinds into her army and send sem after hiko and shes gotta take emn on with sayuri haviing given her chainsaw more upgrades. also its a 128 bit 3d hack and slach game on sega dreamcast, gamecube, ps2 and xbox where you play as gimo and slice through waves of guys and collect parts for stronger combos and find hidden power up things to make ytou stronger and yo face bosses in open arena's liek castlevania legacy of darkness on n64.

Cripple Creek Review

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Cripple Creek

This isd my review on Cripple Creek from tyhe distyant future year, to the Right Honorable John Wilkes Booth, of 1952(70 years before Robotech 2 The Sentinels)

its directed by Ray Nazarro who did nothing i seen

it stars George Montgomery from black patch, Jerome Courtland from Santa Fe, Richard Egan from Blackbeard the Pirate/Demetrius and the Gladiators, John Dehner who amnimated disney in the 40s and was in Tulsa/Apache/the 60s Twilight Zone/The Boys from Brazil\Airplane II: The Sequel, Roy Roberts from It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World\The Big Trees\Santa Fe, George Cleveland from Angel on My Shoulder, and a few guys from the 1900s i never saw in anything

i never saw this but its 78 mins so on Grit its gonna go to 2 hours with adds

so after logo title and credits, in proper fullscreen and lite color, we get narrator saying in 1892 a coweboy found gold and in a 1 year there was a gold rush and people died with violenced like in canada under candya55 trudeau

also the gangs jacked gold from wagons like its f--kin mad max and took da ore

the poeple say to tell the gov as they always solves issues in good ways, right???

also the country's gold reserrve went low in the panic of 1893 and the prez put an embargo on soem sh-t

then we get bret ivers aka iverson whos a crook or something and is chased to texas and the crew after him turns back except main guy who goes after him

so main guy meets ivers and is his friend and theresa another guuy there whos rich and they want him to helkp solve the cripple creek thing

the gangs are smuggling gold outta da country as the gov made it illegal to buy gold  or w/.e and i think ivers is actually a good guy

oh ivers is not a crook but fakes it and is gonna go undercover in the gang

so its night anbd they go to town and see guys talking of how they wanna get paid for the last 3 raids and the owner sez hthey get bpaid when he egts paid and the workers cant quit

the deo i mean duo come tothe salloon and meet silver kirby and he sez they have no rooms left

kirby lets themmm have a room a guy cancelled on and the 1 chick in this film shows em the way

in da salloon, the raiders and not paul revere, wanna do their own thing instewad of wwaiting for pay and wait outside for kirby to come out

they catch him as the duo watches and use kirby to get in the money room and steal da gold

butthe dfuo j fk them after jumpimng down and save the money from the crooks

they say theysaw the hold up and are antio soviet texas heroes who play fair and dont like 4 on 1

the undertaker(not the wwf guy) comes in and is a creepy a55 peter lorre c-ck sucker and offers an undertaking and ivers i think ta;ks with chick

the duo is made the honored guesrts of the hotel and the towmn heads talk on how something might be up  with these texas dudes comming by at da riught time

they have the shheriff contact texas for the facts on gun fighters in there to see about the duo

also they mention southern hospitality, which nowadays would be called "racist" but i got frinds in the south and soem from texas and they are nice friendly folk

in da hotel room, the duo rerturtns and bret tell off main guy over ppossibly f ing ther case and the agent or w./e is guiding them sez he lead the kirby or w/e the idea they are random gundifhter slooking for a break

also he htells the duo of the stats on the raiders and otehr things the bads are upto

a wagon come sby and they put out the lightsd and look outsider and its clearly sday but tinted to be night

wait they went out on horses and its night day and follow it

also agnet is strap and main guy is larry like the cabel guy or the cxucumber

they see the wagon being loaded with bafgs and ridden off and raise bandannas over their faces as no one can tell who it is with the same clothes or horses and chase after wem firing

the wagonman whips bret but he catches it like tk in digimonm season 2 and pulls him off and theiy fight

after beating him  out the bretand the larry take da gold wagon and go off as the wagonman wakes up

they hide the gold in a deAD SHAFT, WHICH IS A HOLE IN THE EARTHS A55

totally not like violence jack manga with eldorado and ryuu takuma and the guirrila high guys and the gold

at da salloon, strap goes by gillis and sez he's gonna keep tabs on the duo and wagonman cooems by and sez he got f'd

the duo comes by and wagonman regognizes the  belt buckle on 1 guiy and they say "we donty know it was urs, we can give it back"

thern some rednecks come in and 1 sez they found gold in an empty mine and its the gold the deuo took

the duo sez they will get it back and work with him but wagon man is wary of working with them but kirby sez to try em out

redneck is chicks dad and he tells her he knows its the stolen ore and he sed it was found so as to get the robbers to try to take it to send sthe sherriff after em

this si egttting deep

they are all faking it and wearing masks and tryign to trick the others

later stal or w/e the gillis name is oh strap tets Z note sayting someone thinks ivers is a stool pidgeon and weait iuts the sherrif and he gives the note to the kirby room to be picked up by him

strap sees it asnd pockets it and goes off saying he has an errand and when kirby comes by the note is gone

wagonman i think sez gillis strap weas the last guy in there and now is out and they go to the marshall

redneck gives the gold to the marshall and marshall sez he wants to go alone and let the raiders get it and follow em and get the rest

after marshall goes, redneck goes off after him on his a55 donkey and ses marshall working with the raisers at a sign for buena vista, which proves didney is evil

after some 1800s jive from fedneck he goes off on his a55 and starap stops and reads and burns the letter

he talks with marshall about how the duo are gov agents and strap pulls a gun on marshall and is gonna send him to jail to be b0ned for 20 to life

marshall pulls a gun like a dumba55 and is quickly iced but then kirby and i think wagonman shoot the straps hand and he drops his gun

muthbusters proved that shooting a gun outta a mans hand would destroy the hand

they ask him of the letter anmd he sez what letter? but they bring him in and say "da sherrif dited in the line of duty"

so the duo it told to go home but they sneak around and follow em to thisilumber yward, whisch is probably where the final batltle is as they didnt have fatorys in the 1800s

they look aorund and see how this place used to provcess silver ore and now they use it for gold and ship it out

in the base, the strap is fuggered oiut to be a gov agent but denies being with the duo

so kirby sez hes fggonna load 1 bulllet in the gun, spin it and if he dont answer right,m he fires, if he does, he lets him go

and you can trust him

he feeps pulls the trigger on him and no bullet and strap dont change his story

he lepts him go and as he leaves he caps him in da back like its T Men and they guy who wortks for da gov got found out

the duo retuns and kirby sez the strap was a gov agent and told them everythiogn and they act like they aint connected

liem or ivers or we/e he was sed the note was for him and he burned another letter or the one here or something, im not sure

larry feels bummed and figgers that if he was told he might jump in as hes the hothead

kirby sez he thinks the duo is ok but hes not 100 percent

ther duo sez now they lost their contact that wwas strtap and they got no warnings now and 1 has to check the mine

they then see redneck loudly saying to hick who has little to do here as this isnt a modern movie that showehrons in women too be the hero, about how hes going to the authoriteis

the duo sees a chance and they offwscrteen capture redneck and use this as a chance to stay outta sight and have 1 sneak out to buena vista

then they tell chick that they got kirby thinking they are raiders and hid rredneck in a cabin but as a cover, they kinda told the truth both ways

i cant say it right but its deep

wait, i think im trying to say they got kirby thuinking they stored him in a cabin, which is true, but the raisdeers thing is true and not what they told kirbby

so larry watches redneck as brulk ivers or w/e looks around the ore minines and nearly gets gorund upo in the grinder

he sneaks around and through machinery that would chop him upo in 1 wrong move

1 guy dumps the liquid ore and scoops the liquid gold in a think to brick it as he hides under the table

all done without wortds like a 20s film

1 guy i think wagonman sez they are taking a train to letfield and ivers sees a sighn sayuying poier 63 fsanfracnsickio

he sneaks back out and to the cabin and redneck is dumping on the confederates and fought for the unionites

ivers sez they are plating the gold to look like lead and sending it out and is gonna send redneck to soviet denver to be b00ned by potheads as they legalized chronic in around a century and a bit

so in pier 63 in soviet san fran sodom, theres a shipment going to shangai and giving the gold to CHI NA like its bi den or ba rock or candya55 truedeau!

larry checks the mail and finds a china name and interferes with the mail and finds a message translated by a gov chinese that sez "wehen you get this, fulfill all obligations" as in pay up

its gonna arrive in 2 days as mail wasnt devolved back then as i think this was before the unionites took over

ivers gets a mail and comes in to wait, its not ivsers and he sez the letter sez ivers was the gov man, noit strap and kirby xzez he wants to see ivers and send smen for him

the men get to da cabin aND THERE SNO ONE THERE

it blows apart and the wood spikes shred the riders as thir organs spill out

jk really larry returns and they confront him and he sez the redneck rann out and he was guhunting him

he swings at them but gets beat out and iovers rteturns and finds larrys hat and outside he sees wagonman who sez to come with him and get paid

wagonman sez to come with him and when ivers sez there was a fight in there and asks how the man is, wagonman sez hes the same as usually and cussing everyone

this tips off ivers as he knows redneck is gone

so kirbvy has tierd up and beat up larry and larry didnt give him jack sh-t and fdigegrs its ok too do the pay off

as ivers gets tyo the door, he puills a gin on wagonman, makes him go on 2qst, throwes him on em and pulls guns on em

then has em throw doen their guns with left hands and sez ur underr arrest

a fight breaks out agnd when main ivers beats out wagonman, he falls in the casino nmight zone and a brawl starts there

they fight and wait it wadnt wagonman who went in the casino as he's on the dfloor ands grabs ivers and they vbrail

redneck i think isnt fighting nbut maiing a big a55 saNFWICH

LARRY GETS GUNS AND TAKES KIRBYNAND GUYS IN AND HE AND f off caps lock get b09ned in the moth by a horse

so they  reveal that kriby and friends are the raiders and wait, kirby is out and they go affter him and send the goon to jail

they go tro the chinese launfdry and think the chick might be in on it

they reveal that kirby is actually chinese on his moms side and sides with them and he pulls a gun i think and chick caps him after a bag he paid her with of gold is thrown at him

the girl was in on it and goes to jail and i think kirby ws her husband but this is hard to follow as its going kinda fast and the duop goes off after a mission was done

also the godn to chi na was stopped and the goood guys won

the end

that was pretty good

a bit hard to follow but they packed a lot in some parts

goodf action and twsits and writing

good double and triiple plays with shadows between shadows

no tacked on love story and forcved romance or overdone sad momen

its a good fulm and they'd probably make the gaijin look like the "oppressed ood guys" and the Americans as trhe "evil oppressors" now

plus its fullscreen and has nice but kinda fadedc color

also theres no cripples nor creeks

for Cripple Creek 2 I wasnty there bad guy getting capped to startr an international incident with china and Amercia and things escalate into a war, but America has developed steam powered mech exo suits that they fight with by thomas edison and nikola tesla, but traitors to the Americans have spold it to the enemy and they have mech suits too. Also its a 32/64 bit stratefgy game like Advance Wars on sega saturn/ps1/n64/3D0/Gba where you play as Amercia facing the chinese and going toward them as they attempt to use a drill to make contact with the inner world of the hollow earth to access the daemons within

Cardcaptors The Movie Review

 Note: I sp[el;l like a card

Cardcaptors: The Movie

This is Ore Samma No Review opn Cardcaptors: The Movie from the distant future year (To Son Wukong) of 1999(The year the Global Cicil WaR ENDED WITH THE ssdf-1 LANDING ON mACROSS iSLAND IN rOBOTECH)

iTS THE 90SD DUB OF THE MOVIE OF THE SHOW BASED ON THE MANGA BY The XLAMP who often has gay and pedo themes in their works(Like disney today)

f off caps lock, get b0ned dead by a moose

Thisd ids the Ocean Dub so its got Maggie Blue O'Hara from DBZ/Gundam Wing/Inuyasha/Monstewr Rancher/My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic/X-Men: Evolutio/Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction, Rhys Huber from Spider-Man Unlimited, Matt Hill from Beyblade Burst(more like: bey blade BUTT burst!!(shows a blaDE SLAMMING A BUTT AND IT BLOWS APAERT))Gundam Seed/Hamtaro/Inuyasha/Monster Rancher/Transformers: Armada and Energon/Super Duper Sumos/Silverwing/Being Ian/Storm Hawks/Monster Buster Club/Martha Speaks/Dinotrux/Dead Like Me\Fatal Fury: The Motion Picture(dat mai shiranui)/G.I. Joe Extreme (EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEME!!!!!!!!)/gEneration O!/George of the Jungle/Mummies Alive/My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic/Ninja Turtles: The Next Mutation/Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures\Shadow Raiders(wyf he was Prince Pyrus?! I never knew!)/Slugterra/Street Fighter(You like, sum cornflkakes?! CXornflakes is street talk for sodomy!)\Street Sharks!/The Botz Master\Tales from the crypt Bord-llo of Blood\X Memn Evolution\Honey, I Shrunk the Kids: The TV Show, Nicole Oliver from Power Rangers in Space\Bob the Builder\Class of the Titans\Corner Gas Animated\The Cramp Twins\Dinosaur Train\Dumb Bunnies/Generation O!/Hamtaro/the 00sa He-Man\Inuyasha\Martha Speaks/Gundam Seed/My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic\Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures/Rollbots/Silent Mobius\Storm Hawks/Escaflowne/Transformers: Energon(string it uyp! itsa sh-t!)/Ultimate Wolverine vs. Hulk\X-Men: Evolution/Yvon of the Yukon, Tony Sampson from DBZ/Fatal Futry OVAs/Inuyasahga/the cheesey a55 90s mega man cartoon/Gundam Seed/Transformers Armada/X-Men: Evolution\Are You Afraid of the Dark?\Dead Like Me/The Odyssey, Sam Vincent from Extreme Dinosaurs\Pocket Dreagon Advenbbtrures/Sonic Underground/Ex Men Eviolution/Martin Mystery/Being Ian/Class Of The Titans/Fantastic Four: World's Greatest Heroes\Storm Haweks/Rollbots/My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic\the 2010s Superbook/Slugterra/Rated A for Awesome\Littlest Pet Shop\Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures\Dinotrux\Ninjago\Monkey Magic\Monster Rancher\Zoids/Hamtraro/Transformers: Armada\Unuyasha/Gundam Seed/Transformers Cybertron(good, he skipped cr-ppy a55 energon)\Mobile Suit Gundam SEED Destiny\Death Note, Backdoor Brian Drummond from Black Lagooon/Deathj Note/DBZ/Dragon basll super(he devolved)/Escaflowne/Hamtarop/Gundam Wingf/Gundam Seed/Monsdter Rancher/Transformers ewnergon cybertromn and armada/Zpoidxs/x mnen ewvoilution/Ultimate Wolverine vs. Hulk\The Deep/Storm Hawks/Spider-Man Unlimited/Sonic Underground/Slugterra/Rollbots/Rated A For Awesome/Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures/My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic/Mega Man: Fully Charged\Marrtha SpeaKS/Iron Man: Armored Adventures\2000s He-Man/G.I. Joe Extreme(exxxxtreeeeeeeeeeeeeemeee!)\George of the Jungle\Dinotruixz/C;lass of the titans/Corner Gas Animated/Dimnosaur Train/bEAST Machines, Dale Wilson from G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero(he was overkill? I had that toy!)Mummies Alive!/Martin Mystery(He was Java the Caveman?!)/2010s Superbook/Iron Man Armored Adventures/(f uopui wikipedia, u f'd up agai! mosat of his rolls aresnt in it! useless c-ck sucxker candy a55 p-ssant aids bag site! bThey also thinbk accupressure and creationism are "pseudeao science")/The Cramp Twinsa/Transformers Cybertron and Aremada/Corner gAS/x men evolutipn/DBZ/Reboot/Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd century/Spider Msan Un Limited/Nascar Racers/Monster Rancher/Roswell Conspiracies: Aliens, Myths & Legends/Pockewt Dragon Adventures/hpney i sshrunk da kids the series/ nunja turtles thew nexxt mutatioopn/extreme dinosdaurs(EXTREEEEEEEEEEEME)/THE CHEESEY A55 90S STREET FIGHTER CARTOON AKA THE CORNFLAKES DUB/hardball\Vortech/Escaflowne/G I Joe Exreme(extreeeeeeeeeeeeme)/The new adventures of mmadeline(madeline gt?!)/Little Orphan Annie's A Very Animated Christmas/the 90s littlest pet shop/the cheesy a55 double dragon 90s cartoon/The Bots Master/The cheesey a5 90s sonic cartoon with snooping as usual, Stevie Vallance from Reboot/Donkey Kong Countrey/Totally Spies/Care ears Big Wishg Movie/Denis the menacre/Bakugan, and some i only saw in cardcaptors

These guys were my childhood growing up in tthe soviet republic of canada

Its directed by Morio Asaka who did tthe Cardcaptorsd show

I saw this b4 and liked it

soi after logos we get sakura facing a clow card iring awrrows at heras she fleis around on her wand

li saves her from 1 smiper attack like the real li, lee harvey oswarld who was framed for wacking j fk by THEM

So sakura summons the windy card in atttack mode and returens thre arrow card to its power confined

mei lin sez li deserved the card and her homies cheer her and then title

then its sakkuras home and thew clow book glows as sakura sleeps and she dreams of this water place and pillars under a skylight

these ribbons copme out from the water she's standing on and pull her under and she can breathe like my dreams

the next day she wakes up and goes to school and she gets her grades and gets a C in msuic but li is nervours

its spriing break comming up and he has to show his mom and madison got A's but mei lin didnt and is b--chy over it

Li got 1 B- and wont show sakura his grades

they got no home work for a week and stop by a store and buy something and ech purchase gets to draw from a box fgor a prize

sakura reaches in and the ball comes to her hand and she ghets the grand priuze  a trip for 4 to hong kong b4 the commies took it over

kero was in hong kong when clow reed was around and the clow cards were made there

kero wants to show her all the best spots, which i assume means h00kers, but he hasn't been there in decades so its probably changed a lot

also sakuras dad is going on a business trip this week but he lets her go wityh tori as he can miss 56 shifts on his part time job and brifgns his hetero homie julian who is totally not b0ning him

so sakura and madison go and madison is recording her adventure on a video cam and they play some 90s dance msuic

tori tellz sakura you cant wear shoes on a plane and as she takes em off,m the stewardess sez she can keep em on as it wass a joke

kero comes out of sakuras bag and she covers it and julian sits next to her and she has a crush on him like with pan and trunks in dbgt or joey and mai in yugioh or fdana and whats his face in the robotech novels or serena and darien in sdailor moon

after totally not b0ning julien on the plane, sakura and crew go to their hotel room and she lets out her kero who's p-ssed he was in her bag so long

kero sez its ttyoally changed as its been years and the brits civilized it or w/e

sakura and friends take the ferry to hong kong island and tori tells sakura if she keeps leaning over the boat the sharks will get her

in china was river dolphins, they went extinct cuz of the commies, but they waste money on trying to save the panda

she sees a seagull comes by her boat and keeping up with the boat at the same speed somehow

so in near soviet hong kong and kero senses ancient magic there which is probably occult and daemonic and eats sakuras ice cream(and i dont mean takes her virginity)

kero sez sakura isnt lucky and clow reed sez nothing acciderntal(the gov did it!!) and sakuira was meant to come to honk gong

then sakura is in the water place and its a dream and she sees birds above her on the glass ceiling then this chick with ribbons is floating above and extends her ribbom tentacles to her

she almost touches em and wakes up reaches for em

then its a restaurant and julian is ording a load of food as i ghuiies he wants the girls to get really fat like all thoise deviant art guys

Idea: Instead of CardCaptors: LARDcaptors! Saklura is on a couch in a tank top thats too small for her 600lb body and says "Madison! I'm getting kinda sweaty and smelly! Can you hose me off in the backyard?" Madison replied" Sorry Sakura, but I'm too heavy to walk anymore!" (Shows her at 800lbs in a tank top thats she's overflowing out of) Kero comes in and says "Look at you girls! You devolved into fat greasy slobs!" Madison replies "You want Slobs? I'll give you Slobs! Hnnnnnnnnng!" Poots hard and loud! Kero disgustedly says "Uhhgggg! That's FOUL! HhhhBlllaaahhhh!" and he barfs on them! Sakura: puts her hand on the barf on her massive gut, lifts it up, and says " This barf smells kinda good! Its not fully digested! Might as well!" And she and Madison eat Kerio's Barf!

sakura sees kero in a thing and covers it but tori is suspect and her her pass it over and its empty as kero is under it, so she takes it to eat with madison

after lunch tori and them go to bird street and its full of birds as bird a55 arer honh kongs fave pet

thery eat cats and have pet  birds, its like soviet usion or something by yakov smirnov

when looking at birds, sakura notics something and these  lojg tail birds from tehr dream fly overhead and no one else is there

ero sez theres something thats nto a cllow cards and feels evil and tori and julien see the brids with suil less eyes and sakura chases them

madison fololwos and they are okk with 2 grade school girls going off alojne in a  foerign land

sakkura uses her magirod and the jump card and follows the birds to some place in a buolding with walls on each side and a well in the middle

at this well the water turns and these ribbon tentacles come out and it glows and sakura gets mind controlled and wealks up to it

the woman in the water is shadowed over aND she nearly falls in and i think la blue girl did this, btu Li wakes her up by calling her and the birds fly off

Sakura falls in the water a55 1st and madison and kero bump into mei linand she bickers with kero

mei lin se=z li felt a strange aura and ran off and then sakura and li come over

tori teells her off for running off and she sez sorry and its ok as she didnt get b0ned and sakura sneezes as getting wet amkes u sick

then they look around lonmg d0ng hong kong and it plays that 90s song "theres  aboy in da horizion" and sakura and madison wear asian dresses like cjhichi in dragon ball z

then all these bimbos come in and gish over how cute sakura and madison being cute

then orteri and julian come in and trhe bimbos come onto them and it turns out its li's sisters

imagine if this were Eiken and li's sisters had G Cups?

then li;'s mom comes in with kirika misono hair and li stands to attention as shes strict and will probablyu beat him

sakura meets her and she holds her face and li's mom sez she senses her powert and how she has the clow casrds but it might attract danger

li's mom is also said to be young and i guess its like sakuras dad marrying her mom when he was 25 and she was 16 and he was her teacher inhigh school

totally not like that adam sandler movie, as they didn't get married and he was 12

so li's mom has sakura stay with them and has li show his report card

it cutsd away so i assume she beat the black off him for gettung a B and then its night and sakura and madison think li's mom is pretty

it dont mean they are into her, it only means they recognixze her looks, like my gf thinking maron in dbz looks good

they talk with kero about li's mom having power as lis fam is descended from clow reed who was asias strongest soecerer

but he had enemies and at nifght sakura and madison shara a bed with keo but don';t b0ne as theyy dont' swing that way and madison wants to go shopping tomorrow

sakura falls asleep thinking of lis mom saying powert can attrtact danger and her bag glows as she returns to the water place dream

the shadow chick with the ribbon tentaclesis above her and she grabs the ribbon that makes the chick say "u've come back for me!@ ive been waiting all this time" as the ribbons tie her ip and lift her

she wants sakura to let her free and coems tewoward her and sakura wakes upwhen kero yells at  her to wake up but she has the ribbon mark on her arm she was grabbed

if ypopu die in the dream you die for real, but if you die in a comic book you are back in like 5 issues

then li's mom comes and takes sakura out and calls on spiritdss with her fan and summons the clow doctogfram thing on sakura

the spiurits say she was sumlkin  to ghonh kongh by the woman in her dreams and thewres powerful spirits in play but she knows inside what to do as this great evil is after her but so is her guiding spirits

gotta say, theres a lot of stuff in The Bible against communing with spirits and if theres evil spirits after you, you better pray and rebuke them away

so the evil can only get her in her dreams and she needs to use her dreams to fidn th answer

when did this turn nightmare on elm street?!

themn its day and sakura and droogs go off and meilin wishes she had slept over and probabluy wanted to b0ne li

li's mom whispers to her to beware of water like that sailor moon ep with the psychic guy and amy and the crew goes to the financial district and talks of banks

they shop around as sakura thinks of what lis mom said and mein lin whines that li is following them around and li sez its cuz his mom sez sakura might mbe in danger

sakura finds a betret and recalls the dream chick had one like it and julian buys it for her

li gets p-ssed that jiloian is doing well with sakura as he wants to b0ne her and these birds are out thereand sakura follows them

li and tori run after em and sakura uses her wand to use clow cards to jump a wall

kero sez da birds are spirits which reminds me of rayes birds in sailor moon and  they go into this store they vanished in

btw this is colored and in widescreen for some reason and the top of the heads are copped in the black bar Zone

theyere no one in there and they hear water and find its coming from a book with a picute of the woiman from the dream on it

sakura is mind controlled and starts opening it but kerpo tries to stop her as the chick calls  to her and is gonna bite her

but tori and sakura i mean li coem in and so does madison and julien and mei lin and sakura is still posessed and opens the book

da book fdalls and fiills the area with water and the others vanish, then sakura is in the drewam columns place with kero

is she standing on something? or is she swimming? as she's not moving

the cream chick sez this is not a dream and "you crreated this world" and the birds become the ribons on her

then asks who shwe is and how'd she get here then  blows water around and hay shes standing on a pillar

sakura uses the fly card and chick attacks her with water for using clow cards that sakura dodges like its robotech

the water is gonna nail her but li uses the freeze card to stop it, but really it might keep going and hit her harder

le sez the others were right behind him and chick shows them trapped in bubbles like that yugioh gx ep or was  it seaon for with dartz?

she wants to know where is clow reed and kero remembers her from somewhere and li battles her with storm cards as sakura goes to help the others

sakura uses the sdword card and cuts the water bubles and frees madison but the other 3 are left behindand kero can somehow carry madison whos lie 50x his size

li's sword cant cut mei lins bubble and madison wakes up and chick breaks outta the storm card and soaks li in a wehirlpoole

li sez to fly away but she goes back for him and her powers ARE LESS ABOVE and she can escape if she goes up

she traps li in a bubble and chick sez she's gonna use their powers to escape if clow reed wont let hetr free and she'd get her revenge

sakura eventually escapes from a hole in the ceilings a55 and is in the place by the wewll by the building around it and comes to the shop she was in

aparently time was stopped when they were there as clocks move now and sakura feels its her fault but they rtealise the book is magic and links to another dimension(like dbz?!)

but the book is gone and its aura is off and sakura gets bummed as her friends were caught and this is going like a carte bears movie

kero recalls her as thew store owner comes down and they leave

kero sez the chick was a fortune teller who used water and thats like the phaorhs cup in the Boom of Genesis with Joseph

In The Bible: Jacobs sons were jealous of Joseph and were gonna kill him, but sold him into slavery! Later hew works his way up the chain and becomes the Pharaohs guy! Then the Bros come over asking for food and Joseph puts a rich cup in 1 bro's bag and sez it was stolen! My idea: Bros: Please! Don't execute him! We don't wanna lose a brother! Joseph: Really? (takes off hat) Like you lost me?! Bros: Joseph?! We thought you were dead! Joseph: I was, but I couldn't sleep in h-ll, knowing you roam the Earth! (Raises his hand) Bros: Joseph!! Noooooooooooooo!! Joseph : (Disintegrates them in a flash of Ki!!) 

so she was clow reeds gf and clow reeds magic was growing and he traught her it but she used it for evil and he sealed her in another dimension to seal her b4 she wacked him

but that was long ago and she's dead now but her spirit is still there and she might not know she's dead like the twilight zone

she needed to lure clow reed into the dimension to escape and thats why she lured sakura as she has the clowe cards and she needs to get back into the dimension but the book and its ki are gone

she recalls the place the book was showing and its the well she went toand thast swhere they cn get in again

but wait, they had to run from her a but agom, whats changed that makes them able to beat her now?

also madison hasd a new battle costune for her to wear

In Cardcaptors, Madison makes outfits for Sakura. But in the Japanese version, she's attracted to her. So what if she makes a really skimpy/s-xy outfit for Sakura that shows off a lot and films Sakura fighting in it? It could be like ChiChi's Dragon Ball outfit but s-xier and make her look curvier and have an inflatable bust and hips and buns to give her more thickness. I can see that happening in it. We all know how Japan is.

then its midnight and theres a cresent moon which si a sign of the devil and they go to the well and kero senses strong ki

the well lights up and A FORCE FIELD COMES UP AND its by clow reed and hes stronger than them but rthen li's mom comes  overknowing they were gonna be there somehow and sez li's present vanished and he was no matech for the chick but sakuras are

she uses her black magicfan and opens the barrier a bit like oses and the red sea, and the ki is pink/red and sends sakura in aloine with kero in her waterproof costune

sakura floats through the tunner that goes to various dimensions and its ike sdhutendoji ova 3 and the spideyverse and she focus's on her friends and it leads her to the dimension

didnt yugioh do this witht he millennium puizzle?

the dimension is weird and she runs around this town to 90s music and its several dimsnions fused

they follow the ki to find this doorway kinda like the 2004 yugioh movie and in the door is a weall of water

they walk into it and come out in the room again and face the chick and tells her to return her friends

kero tries to tell her clow reed is dead but she inturrupts him and sakura sez she wont ;listen

the place crumnnles and the chick absorbs the homiesd and glows and this is like that sailor lkon movie

kero eventually tells her clow reed  is in h e double sovviet china and she sez shers gonna ice em all

the phaIIic piullars fall and outside the well is nuked by a red beam of light and chick escapes in the human world like urotsukidoji

sakura uses the key of clow to get her wand and flies out and faces her in the air by dodging her attacks that f thguht the cuity like urotsukidoji

she dont know whats gdoing on and catches sakura in the ribbon tentalces and is at a construction site

sakura sez clow reed is dead and she dont buy it but is more outta shock and denial

she sends a blast of water at sakura and wants revenge and the water stays in with red energy

but then goes on about how she dont know how long its been and she treid summoning him for years and togetehr they could have ruled the land

she droops a tear and sakura is under water and ther tear reaches her and shows a flashback where blow reed confonts her for misusing the magic he taught her and saying sorry but he must end her

sakuras realizes the beret was the 3rd entry to the dimension and shes been sealed for all this time

clow reeds words tell her that water is ever flowing and sakura throws a card and hits it with her wand swing and used the arrow card to bust the area and loose the water

sakura walks to the chick and sez chick felt betrayed by clow reed for sealing her for no reason and that clow reed didnt mean to inprision her forever and she's sorry she suffered but wants her friends back

kinda like how c-ck suckers block you for no reason and then whine about stuff you didn that bugged you on other siutes when you had no way of knowing as they never told you this 1 comment you made years ago had triggered them

buncha beta male candy a55 f-ggot whale kissing dukakis hugging moon maiden soy boy underevvolved homo erectus lower life formes

she asks if clkow reed is really dead and she sez yes and chick sez she waited and wanted revenge and starts disintegrating into glitter

she sez sorry and didnt mean to hurt sakura or her friend and goes to h-ll for practiucing witchcraft and sakura sez her spirit is at peace as her beret crumbles to sand

then her droogs resummon on the roof and they they are on a boat heading back in day and dont rewcall what ahppened

sakura sez she senses tehy'll be back again soonand the chick wanted to be free and wasnt evil

what about the whole "taking over the world" tning?!

madison wasnt to go back to hong kong with her and sakura sez "u bet"

then credits to the 90s song Guardian Of The Cards that I love

then some I'm lookign 4 u, cong thats pretty late 90s and earlyu 00s

wait tyis something about lucky day

the end

that was grand

mild adventure but good heart

nice eng dub 90s music and acting and voices

really great animation from ghibli and madhouse who do great things like wicked city and beyblade season 01 and nbinja scroll

its kinda like the pokemon or dbz movies thats a side story and is kind of a longer episode with better animation

i liked it and its a solid film that you dont need to know a lot about the show to get the plot

its clean and fun and kinda like the 1st x men movie from around the same time as its not a b=lls to the wall action thing, but more buld up and release over the film to a conclusion

For Cardcaptors: The Movie 2 I want it to be about the fuiture where Sakura sand Li are married and have a teen daughter who has inhgerited bpoth their magics and they go back to hong kong, but the commies have taken over, so when helping a hong kongite from bbeing iced by the commies, the commies come after ewm and they gotta lead an uprisiong against em with their combined magic. Also its a 16 bit beat em up on sega genesis, snes, tg16, atari jaguar and gba where you play as Sakura, Li or theiur kid and battle through waves of com,mies and use magic and is a lot like Water Margin or Golden Axe or Night slashers.

The Final Countdown Review

 Note I spell final fantasy zone

The Final Countdown

This is my review on The Final Countdown from the distant futrurew yyear (to Sango from Inuuyasha) of 1980 (40 years beforte Transformers Super God Masterforce)

its ditrectal by Don Taylor who did Escape from the Planet of the Apes

It stars Kirk Douglas from Ace in the Hole/The Big Trees/20,000 Leagues Under the Sea/The Indian Fighter/Spartacus(gay commies)Inherit the Wind/The Simpsons/Touched by an Angel, Martin Sheen from Apocalypse Now/Gandhi/The Dead Zone/J FK\Spawn/The Amazing Spider-Man(ew!)/The Simpsons, Katharine Ross from The Graduate/Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid/Tell Them Willie Boy Is Here/The Swarm/The Shadow Riders, Ron O'Neal from Red Dawn 1, Charles Durning from Dog Day Afternoon/Scarface/Dick Tracy/Spy Hard/The Land Before Time IV: Journey Through the Mists\O Brother, Where Art Thou?, Soon-tek Oh from King of the Hill/Life with Louie/The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest\M*A*S*H/Mulan 1 and 2/Beverly Hills Ninja/Death Wish 4: The Crackdown and most of those were non korean so its racist, Alvin Ing from Smilla's Sense of Snow, The Right Honorable Lloyd Kaufman from Troma/Rockky 01/Gamer/Guardians of the Galaxy, and other guys not on candy a55 wikipedia or i never saw in sh-t

I never saw this and this came b4 the song by Europe

So it starts with a JET TAKING OFF AND ACAR DRIVING TO CREDITS AND F OFF CAPS LOCK GO GET F'D DEAD BY SOVIRET APES

so sheen goes on a chopper by a memorial for a perrl harbor thing and later on an aircraft carrioer

hes a systems analist and meets captain kirk douglas and the crew

kirk is disgruntled that the launch was delayed 2 days and they give sheen a room to be in where he reads a guys papers

the guy comes in and is ad at him and wabnts pprivacy and sheen sez he trys to find better ways to do things and likes the masnuscriupt he wrote

better than das capital, or the blaxploitation version; das afrikapital

So a stporm is starting and kirk douglas recall the plainesthe water temp is higher and the scanners are seeing omething in and out

a worm hole thing opens in front of the carrier and they prepare to take the jet in with a net on the ship

the carrier goes in da worms hole and the souds make people covbdr ears and bend

kik, looking like george plimpton from b0ner academy asks where the plane is and its gone after comming inrtoi the clear

they ca;lll all men to battle stations and go to genewral quatrers

theyy see the jet con ing in aznd it landsand they drive vehicles to prepare in case of fire

they hose it off with co2and get da pil,o out and somethings wrong with him but we dont see it

thingfs dot make sense as the radio code being recieved is not used much nowadys and kirk suspects that there was a nucular attack on soviet hawaii

they tried radioing the ofdficials but got nothing anda recon guy they sent out sez thinhs look ok

a radio signal picks up a radio show with i think a black ghuy assnd i had an idea now of a modern day pc commie going to the 40s and seeing people laUGING AT 40S HUMOR AND GETTING TRIGGERED AND SPAZZING OUT

p-ss off and die caps lock, burn in the blackets fire of dantes inferno and get b0ned by j fk and lincon at the same time!

So this chick is typing this thing these politicail guys did and they see America jets going over em

on da radio it tells a boxing match and 1 guy plays the 80s toyu Simopn

they wonder why its goyt nostaliga broadcasting and how it might be a joke that sheen al;so isnt in on

da radio talks of the germans facing the soviets anfdthe recon photos shows the ships that were sunk in the war are still up

the crew thinks the soviets and germans stasrted a ar and sheen sez to get photoes thisa guynis using in a book

we see aerial refueling like a video gasme and sheen shows that the photoes that were from ww2 were like the ones recon took a 1 hour agos

then they see 2 Japanese Zero Fighters and I just realized that this might be where the Mega Man X Character got his name

sheen sez by some sci fi with black holes and anti matter and other star trek cr-p, time travel is possibvle

on da boat with the 1 chick as EVERY movie need female representation despite it beign a military film in the 40s, the Zeroes go by and the pilots have the cockpits open and look at each other

the pilots open fire opn the boat people and ice 1 of em but the fat guy survivces

so kirk duglas sez the japanese wanna take out anything with a radio and and the boat people call for help but dounsals sez not to help em

the Zeroes fire on the boat and it blows in a fireball as its full of protoculture i guess and the kirk sexz to help the peopel but not dire on the planes

the japanese fire agian and shred another guy and the Americans fly by em and toy with em

so the kirk has the jets fire on the Zeroes and they blow em out

ooh, he aint gonna be in the final countdown 2

nah hes gonna be the main bad guy rebuilt with alien tech from sea daemons

remember in ww1 how these soilfiers were saved by angels or w/e firign arrows on the germans? maybe its like this; help from the fuiture

so kirk dounglass sez to ssave the survivers and keep em isoated and whent ehy do, 1 guy jumps in da water to get da dog which only lives for liek 12 years instead of humans for up to 120

also tarantulas can live like 40 years

they even save the japanese and a scouter recon guy finds the japanese fleet nearby

oh and its st nicholas day and dec 06 and the day b4 it happens

they dembate on if to fight the Jpanese as the japanse havnet attacked yet and it could cause a paradox of going back and icing ur grandpa b4 he breeds

technically, just existing there would affect tiem butterfly effect style and would alter reality from changign minor things like sea currents or wind

for example; when a human life begins with a fertilized egg, the egg is fertilized with a single spurtm, but if the guy b0ning his wife does anything a fraction different, even havign a single thought or breathing different, he'd j-zz diffwerent and the egg might be fertilized by a different one

so marttin mcfly mcsorly scheen looks through the guys notes and sez holy something, the audfio fd--jed out and whhen guy comes back, sheen reads the notes saying that the guy they saved was gonna be fdr's running mate and had he not vanished in sea, might have been his running mate and opresz after fdr went back to h=ll where his kind belongs

fat guy who was gonna be running mate talks with his woman about "who are these guys? the nacy? not any i seen, must be fdr, he wanted in on da war"

in the briug the japanese guy gets a gun in a sneak attack and takkes out 1 ghuy but the chick sez dont when the dog runs out and he stops

the japanese guy has them communicate with a translater and wants a radio or hes gonna kill again

kird captain agrees and as he lets the people by, he takes the chick hostage

the scheen has em tell tthe japanese of the fleets plans and its translasted and japanese attacks 1 guy but 2 others shred him

dont worry, he just needs some rest, hes gone to the shadow realm

the kirk soccer meets the fdr guy senator and kirk looks like janmie farr and wants to call parle harttbor

he calls em and they don't buy it as theres no records of the ship or captain

manuscript guy talks with chick about how shes his script writer andis kinda fenminist whining of it being a mans world and wanting to be known for ability over looks

nowadays they only want women forbeing woman regardless of ability

eh netflix?

look how they/them devolved she ra

sheen makes a stink abouit changing history as this guyt might replace truman who was into darkness but kirk sez its not his job to worry aBOUT WHO MIGHT BE IN THE wHIOTE hOUSE IN 4 YEARS OR 40 YEARS AGO

THEY ARE GONNA SEND EJ TO (f off caps lock, f off and die!) a desert island to be safe and kirbk saez thatr they went back in time and are gonna f with history

like Trunks in DBZ, Ghosts From Tomorrow

so they dump senataopr off and b4 he goes off, he gets a flare gun and makes da crew take off

manuscript tries to get on but falls in da sea and a guy senator knocvked out ggets up and fights him and the flare gun goes off and f--kin vlowes the chopped to h e double soviet hawaii

didnt see dat comming

although they wewre on borrowed time, as, like gunmdam seed, he was gonna get iced but was saved

so the Americas lainch planes but the time thing happens again and they recall the planes

tthe japanese attack although why would they if the official reason was they wewre mad at america for cutting off oil and gas, and punching a guy you want someething from isant good business

so they go through the worm hole a55 and the jets retuirn

so the admiral or w/e is p-sdsed they lost an saircraft carrier in the ocean and the dog is still with em as animals cant die in movies

sceen sees the manuskcrip and sez its good to know ja woith douglas

then da dog comes by and sees this car and comes to it and sceen goes in da car with geezxwer manuscript guy and chick and manuscript guy looks like backdoor biden

he goes off with em andf i guess he pulls a biff from bback too the future and used his future knowlegde to make it big

then credits to heroic music and its widescreen and color

the end

That was pretty good

Sorta like the Star Trek ep where BONES went back in time and B0NED I mean saved that girl from becoming BONES sand it changed history

A bit back to the future and a bit based on real military tech that sent ships around

it has good flow and pacing and dont dragh and has nce effects

i liked it and it holds up well

Although there ws no countdoiwm, final or otherwise, like how Angels And Demons had neither

And I just remembered I dreamned of the song The Finsal Copuntdown a bit ago

For The Final Countdown 2 I want it to be revealed the military tested the time fold system on them and then its the 00s and they have erfected it, but the sovierts are still around and send a guy under cover oin their crew and to sabotage their mission to prevent WW1 and save Franz Fwrdinand where as the Soviet guy wants to ice him but also Adolphe so the Germans will fall to socialism and the bigger USSR will take over Europe AND America, Also its an 8 bit Point And Click Adventure Like that Phantasy Stat Game on Master System, Game Gear, NES, GB, TG16, Atari 7800 anbd Lynx where you go around in this base and then through 1910s Europe to fix history and stop it from being broken

Zillion Burning Night Review

Notyte:L I spell like I typre with a Light Gun

Zillion: Burning Night

This is Ore Samma No Review on Zillion Burning Night from the distant future year (To Goemon Ishikawa) of 1988 (10 years before the Global Civil War in Robotech)

Its a Direct To Video OVA by Tatsunoko who did Robotech and Outlanders and Speed Racer

Its directal by Mizuho Nishikubo who did Digital Devil Story: Megami Tensei

I never ssaw this b4 but did try the Master System game anbd saw rviews on it and the game and the shgow

Its by Sega and was dubbed by Streamline Pictures who did Hokuto No Ken The Movie and Barefoot Gen

It stars Kerrigan Mahan from Power Rangers/Dr. Dolittle 01/The Santa Clause/Bebe's Kids/Robotech/Batman Beyond/Static Shock/Cow and Chicken/Vampire Hunter D/3x3 Eyes/The Harmony Gold Dub of Dragon Ball/Crying Freeman/Lily C.A.T., Doug Stone from Rave Master/Osmosis Jones/Naruto the Movie: Ninja Clash in the Land of Snow/Fist of the North Star the movie/Beetleborgs Metallix/Power Rangers Lost Galaxy/Walter Melon/Conan the Adventurer/Witch Hunter Robin/Street Fighter II V/Naruto\Jungle de Ikou!/Gungrave\Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex\Eureka Seven\Blue Dragon, Barbara Goodson from Avatar: The Last Airbender/G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero/Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir/The Secret Files of the Spy Dogs\Spider-Man: The Animated Series\Beetleborgs Metallix\Power Rangers/Barefoot Gen\Battle B-Daman\B-Daman Crossfire\Biohunter/Bleach/Crying Freeman/Daigunder\Digimon/Hartmony Gold Dragon Ball/Eureka Seven\Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex/Jungle de Ikou!\Naruto\Robotech\Silent Mobius\Witch Hunter Robin/Akira\Fist of the North Star the movie/Vampire Hunter D, Wendee Lee from Robotech/Hatm,onuy Gold and Bang Zoom Dragin Ball/Digimon/Mon Colle Knights\.hack//Sign/Bleach\Naruto\Family Guy\Akira\Silent Mobius/Power Rangers/Soulcalibur II, Eddie Frierson from .hack\3x3 Eyes\Akira/Crying Freeman/Digimon/Harmony Gold Dragon ball\Fist of the North Star\MAR/Naruto\Robotech/Street Fighter II V\Power Rangers/VR Troopers\Touched by an Angel\Dr. Dolittle 01\Osmosis Jones\ParaNorman\Shaolin Soccer/The Tale of Despereaux\Wreck-It Ralph 01, Michael Forest from Crying Freeman\Eureka Seven\Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex/Serial Experiments Lain\Street Fighter II V\Witch Hunter Robin\Cast Away\The Twilight Zone/ tthe 60s Star Trek,Alexandra Kenworthy from My Neighbor Totoro\3×3 Eyes\Robotech\Silent Mobius, Steve Bulen from 3x3 Eyes\Crying Freeman\Fist of the North Star the movie\Ghost in the Shell\Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex\Lily C.A.T.\Outlanders\Street Fighter II V\Vampire Hunter D\Batman: The Animated Series\Creepy Crawlers\DuckTales\The Little Mermaid\Mulan\Transformers\Shaolin Soccer\Rave Master, Joyce Kurtz from Vampire Hunter D/3X3 Eyes, Kirk Thornton from Street Fighter II V\Serial Experiments Lain\Digimon/Transformers: Robots in Disguise\Duel Masters\Gungrave\Naruto\Eureka Seven\Bleach\Afro Samurai\Blue Dragon\B-Daman Crossfire\Huntik: Secrets & Seekers\Akira\Sonic the Hedgehog games, Michael McConnohie from 3X3 Eyes/Bleach\Blue Dragon\digimon/Harmony gold and Bang Zoom Dragon Ball/Eureka Seven/Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex\Gungrave\Ikki Tousen\MAR/Mon Colle Knights\Naruto\robotech/Transformers: Robots in Disguise\Vampire Hunter D\Witch Hunter Robin\Zatch Bell!/Avatar: The Last Airbender\Creepy Crawlers\G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero\The 13 Ghosts of Scooby-DooTransformers\Walter Melon\Power Rangers/the Masked Rider\Beetleborgs Metallix\VR Troopers/Akira\Fist of the North Star movie/Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland\Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze

so it starts with text saying somewday somewhere small town talk and we get am amv of 80s muisic and bikers and some anime chick singing japanese music

its in properr fullscreen and well colored and hwer and her band are playing in a 80s bar with neon and keytars

then it says the characters names and their japanese voices as ity ghgoes water colopprs

is this a thing on cheers?

so then evenatually the song ends and these guys in masks attacka df  this big a55 steme tank comes in and the maskers kidnap the chick named apple which is proibably where weneth paltrow got her kids name

so apple sez the maskers will pay and its a guy and a girl and the chick backhands apple and its revealed they are gonna make her marry the bad guy who is a crook and she shoves him to his shock

the 2 guys jj and jeff i mean champ see that the steam tank is heaDING FOR THE ZONE AND THEY AINT FIGHTING THE nohza and its the odama clan or w/.e

f off caps lock, get b0ned in the a55 by a osciet canadians

so bad guy beats his future wife and jj andf champ attackj but jjr biuke is bazookaed so he doubles on champs bike in the b--ch seat

so they jump on the train and jj is hanging on the metal moving thing aND HUSBANDO bad guy and female bad guy attacvk but some good movies from the guood guys make them hit their own train tank and ebvantually are beat off

they driver who looks like the real kingpin and not the ultimate one from marvel cant be beat and shovels to the head do nothing

btu the train tank f's out from damage and goes ofver the edge and they all fall out as it goes off the cliff

champ flirts weith apple and jj comes in and they bicker over champ beign a ladies man and jj never b0ning anyone

b4 they can remove the handcuffs, a guy in shades with a whipe come sin and easilyy beats jj and champ as the bad guys recapture apple and bring her into the zone

well, thats ther end of her, she's gonna be b0ned dead, full on urotusidoji

so the bad guys all have the same mom and she sez apple looked like her as a young an the whipe guy named rick like hujnter or astley seems regretful a bit of it

apple is in a jailcell watching a cartoon of her champ and jj fighting the nohza and using keytars and songs to fight like its robotech or macross

thsi feels like a chuck e cheese saong

so the nohza wgich i think is a thing on the noh mask turns into a flower and bad husbaND COMES IN TO SHOW HER THE DRESS AND SEZ NO ONES EVER ESCAPED FROM HERE but she sez they wont let her down

he tries b0ning hjer but she fights him off and nails him with her ball and chain and he ripps her outfit off her shoulders but rick the shades whip dude coemsin adn kicks husbands a55 and carries him off as apple sez he looks familiar

p-ss off and die caps lock

so at the bar the blue haired band chick tries to get people to help save apple and opa opa froom fantasy star comforts her with a hankie and jj and champ are given lazers that were from ther nohza war which i guess the huamsan won

they test em and chgamp does well but jj s-cked at it

after 3 days of looking they find a small number of bullets and it whasnt been made in years and the odama klan has most of it

in da war the odama cklan tried to take over the but good guys the White Knights stopped em with the zillion guns but while the people knew how to make zillion energy, the machiens that made it were sabotaged

the odama klan dont know how to use zillion but if they get the guns they can take over

so the heroes usea zepplin to cross the desert and i assumne its made of lead

also is amy and dave who are kind of side band members like the couple who b0nes in tommyes place in the room with the underwears

so they get to a storm and jkjj and champ gotta take batgliders like da vinci made and amy wants to come but needs to stay with dave the slave

as they fly around they see the prciness in the catlee but crows kamikaze through the gliders and they go downand catch a barb wire and land as rick is waTCHING IN THE LIGHTNING DArkness

not kingpin unchains apple and bad chick is there and jkj and chzmp bust in the building with guns like contra

then rick catches champ with his whip and pulls him off

jj later realizes that champ is gone but hears apple and goes to find her

so evil mom is gonna marry her son the husband hardock as i guess in her cult the women can be priests like some kind of secks cult

jj bangs on the glass like in that dustin hoffman movie and shoots in open and the lights go out

when they come in, he''s pulled away the mom and apple is with the badz and she sends in hoipping masked gusy like kyonshee that he fights

oh theyre robots

apple sez "hay b--ch! ja hungry? heeya! try sum weddin cake" liker a jersey giurl and nauls her with it which makes her drop her cxontrol staff and the kyonshi swarm, her

jj and apple escape and fall off a cliff but hes hanging from her and can look up her dress but i think shes wearing undies

after somehow getting up and a scnes of champ fightign rick, jj is lustiing after apple which feministz and beta males would get triggered by

the bads hear her yelling at him for feeling her b00bz and he sez for her to escape as he fights em

but she comes back and helps him and i think gets leg damage

they come on and the mom come in driving a contsruction vehicle and the good guys are on a bridfge and have the bads at the otrher end and the scooper befpore em

so they jump off and get pooped out the garbage chute, but are on the edge and didnt go over with the junk warriors

jj wakes up and thinks apple is dead and shakes herwhich might kill her if she had a neck damage

she wakes up and shes kinda cold and he gives her his coat as if he bites it, she can go on but if she bites it, champ will end him

then a song oif backgrounbd music and them together in the wasteland and they have a moment where he sez he never had a rewal gf

is this rick and lkisa in robotech?

apoople sez she had a bf but it f'd out and they talk on men not relating to women as they do with emn

probable cuz guys and girls are 2 different things and relate different

like fish and whales are different

or anime and amewrican cartoons

so eventuyally the area blows near and they see champ fighting rick

there a burst and jj goers back to back with champ and rick helps ewm by taking out kingpins bazookla

jj takes out husbnand and rick catches jjes guyn hand so jj falls and shoot sthe whip at the grip

jj riuns outta ammo and fights rick as champ takes on the 3 tohers and his belt buckle stops kingpins chainsaw like ben carson

then the mom comes in driviugn a vehicke anbnd champ fight sit but rins outta ammo and gets nailed off a cliff

shers heading for him with a drill and apple machineguns the vehicle and the fam is ok somehow

apple fires on them to sendf em runnin and jj is still fighting rick and buysting through walls like hes the juggernaught

rick gets 2 blades and gives 1 to jj like with violence jack and the good guys in the zepplin say; the odama klan is over and the place is gonna blow for some unexplained reason

this is right outta violecne jack ova 1 where theres a twuister comming

rick fights jj and cuts his clothes but not in a fansewrvice way like ikki tousen as that would be gay

eventuyallty jj knocks off ricks shades and they shatter like candya55 glass and azpple realizes its rickas hes not wearing shades and she knows him now

shes worse than rob schnieder in judge dredd as she cant tell someone with half the face covered

rick attacks rick and i mean jj and reveals hes still into her and knocks jjs blade up and slices his leg but as he goers in for the kill, apple gets him in the gut with her gun barrel and not the fire to stop him

rick sez to end him but she sez jj is her friend and charges in adn sticks the blade beside his head and sez to take care of her, then jumps off a cliff to h e double soviet england and the area blows

didnt krauser do that in fatal fury oav 2?

so the good gues go off in a lead zepplin as soft japanse music plays and the credits of th ruined city

then thenWhite Nuts play the ending crtedits song in the bar and i think this is recycled animation

then it shows the locket music box thing sailor moon stole from this that apple and rick had on the ground with tinkling sounds

the end

that was pretty good

mnice animation

good dub acting wirth heart aND STYLE

good 80s muysic and story

cool characters instead of beta males and losers and feminists

good heart and likable characters

its only liek 45 mins or 1 laser disk and works well

for Zillion: Burning Night 2 I want the Odama clan to regroupo and rebuild rick as a cyborg under their control with nohza tech and go after revenge against the White Nuts, but the white  Nuts have regained the tech to make Zillion and battle the Nohza Rick Odama and the several prototypes tht were flawed before facing the ohdama klan in their mech suits. Also its a 16 bit fighting Game on Sega Genesis, Snres, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where you play as the heroes in story mode or anyone in free movde and battle through the various prototypes of nohza rickwith different abilities and gimkmicks

Game Reviews Volume 26 From 2022 And 2023

 The last few games I beat in 2022 and the 1st ones I made in 2023. Some are longer or deeper as I had more to say

Just beat Super Street Fighter IV: 3D Edition on 3DS. Its a 2D Fighter with 3D Graphics and plays at an angle. The 4 DS Buttons are different attacks and you can use the Touch Screen for Super Movies without needing to spazz the D Pad and Buttons. You can do it on 1 3 or maybe 5 rounds but I did it on 1 and was able to beat it in under an hour. Its the usual Street Fighter rules of wailing on the foe til you or him drop and there can be a Time Limit which is 90 60 endless or maybe 30 seconds. Its also got carious difficulty settings like Easy, Very Easy, and Easiest, But I did it on Easy. Like al arcade games otta have, there's Infinite Continues and in here, after losing, you can choose a new character and outfit and win quote and fighting style that determines special moves. I used Blanka as he's my fave and only really lost to Cammy, the mexican guy and the Game Boss Seth. Seth was tough and I manages to spam the Touch Screen Moves to get him to a bit lower than me. But then he grabbed me and started the beat down animation, Good thing Time had ended and I won. Its got nice graphics and voices and music and controls pretty well. Its not too expensive and there's secret extra bosses like Akuma and Gouken but you gotta do special tricks to summon em. Kinda like in Mortal Kombat with Reptile. Its a solid game and has kind of a PS2 style to the looks. Glad I did this.

Just beat Shining Soul II on GBA. Its a top down game where you choose 1 of 8 classes like Archer or Ninja and go around trying to save the kingdom. A is Attack and holding it lets you charge up and do a Super Attack that's a bunch of hits. B uses Items, L opens your Weapon menu that lets you shuffle through em with L, and R does it for Items. Start opens the Menu for Stats, Items, Options or Save. Saving quits the game but you can go right back in. There's a Crafting System to Forge items with Materials and paying the blacksmith. You can buy and sell items and some need to be identified to be used. You equip your guy with armor and weapons to raise stats. When you get enough Exp you Level Up and can give points to stats like Strength for Damage, Dexterity for Evasion, Intelligence for more SP and Vitality for more HP. Using a Super Move uses SP that recovers gradually. Getting damaged by certain attacks raises your Resistance to it and Items worn boost it too. If you bite it, an Angel saves you and you wake up in bed healed but drop 1 armor and all money,. You can return to the Angel outside and reclaim it in the spot you fell. You can save in Dungeons and return to it but turning off w/o saving don't record the Dungeon Spot. The graphics are nice as is the music but sometimes the foreground covers things. The characters have heart and change what they say after each mission. Its kinda like Shining In The Darkness with their words and I like it. You unlock more areas as the game goes on and there's other things in here to unlock like a past dungeon from SS1. I saw this for 20$ in a used shop in the 00s and didn't get it as I heard it wasn't good. After getting it on a Multicart I did SS1  and went to do this but it froze in the opening. So I got a Repro that also froze. So I hunted down a Euro Ver for 63$ and did this. Glad I did. Its a great game. Pausing don't stop the game action and you can be attacked. Raising Weapon skills adds extra Super Attack Charge Bars.

Just beat Spider-Man: Mysterio's Menace on GBA. Itys a Side Scrolling Superhero game where you do several levels, 3 at 1st, and more after beating certain ones, then after all are beat, you get the last one. You get both Unlimited Continues and a Password System of letters and numbers and using all lives goes back to the level choice screen, but there are checkpoints in the levels if you have guys. A is jump and A in Air is Web Sling, B is attack, L is Damaging Web and R is Tie Up Web, Select shows what Power ups you got and Start pauses that lets you quit or w/e. You can cling to walls and sometimes go around corners but often its tricky. Also you can drop through floors but it don't always work right and you press Jump too much and Websling into enemies. Its got nice Graphics and music and seems like a better looking version of the GBC SM Games. Some missions are going to the Exit to fight a boss and others are collecting the right thing like captives or Artifacts before fighting him. Its got nice cutscenes and color but the control is a bit off. When using R it didn't always work right and I would take hits. also enemies would often gang bum you and you had to fight em off. I like how the cutscene shows a Yellow Ninja taking items and you gotta fight those to get em back. Its not bad but I think I preferred the Genesis ones. There's a lot of secrets to unlock if you know where to go but its not needed. Also enemies drop extra web and life refills and have armor that protects your life bar for a buncha hits. In the last level, I came to a wall and after wandering around, looked up a longplay and found you can go under it. I made it to the last boss but bit it on him until I made it there with some Armor and beat him with a hit or 2 left on me. I wanted to try this since seeing it on a 100 GBA Games in 10 mins list and its decent. Glad I did this one.

Just beat Fantasy Zone for Sega Master System on my 100 Master System and Game Gear Games GBA Cart. Its a bright colorful Shmup where you gotta take out the 6 or so Generators in each of the 1st 7 rounds, then face a boss. Round 8 is a Boss Rush before the last guy. You get coins from popping enemies and can buy Power Ups by going into the Red Shop that comes in at certain points. But each time you buy a Weapon or Extra guy, The Price goes up. 1 button fires the Peashooter and the other fires arcing things for more damage but have less range. You bite it in 1 hit and there's no Continues but the game can be beat in like 15 mins. Its pretty hard and some bosses are kinda impossible without Power Ups. Also there's Engines to buy that change speed but the top 2 Engines are kinda too fast. The screen loops going left or right and there's tons of enemies firing at you, but you can walk on the ground to avoid some. The Weapon Power Ups only last a few seconds but if you get all 4 Speed Boost Items and a Weapon, it lasts til you bite it. On the Blue Level where all the bases are on the ground, the Spread Shot doesn't work on those. There's also 1 hit kill shots called the Heavy that's a 16 Ton Weight right outta Looney Toons with the Secondary Weapon that even end bosses, but it gets expensive and you can only have up to 9. Its a hand game and I used a Autofire thing So I wouldn't wear out my Thumb. Its even got connection to Space Harrier. I'm glad I beat this but its kind of an ordeal. Oh and if you bite it, you lose ALL Power Ups, Even ones not Equipped. And biting it on a boss don't let you access to the shop, except on the Boss Rush. So you gotta do it w/o Power Ups. The hardest one is the Turtle on Round 6 as he only sticks his head out sometimes and has a Rain of Doom that is tough to avoid. Plus if the Turtle Head isn't poking out, the 16 Tons don't work. Got graphics and music and nice colors though. And the Controls vary but with the right Engine its good.

Just beat Super Mario 3D Land on 3DS. Quite an ordeal. A/B is Jump and Y is use Suit Power or Hold to Run. L/R is crouch and go down Pipes and the D Pad  shifts the Camera a bit while holding it. The Analogue Stick moves Mario, you can Wall Jump and can do a Butt Stomp by being off the ground and pressing L/R. The game is in a 3D style but with a fixed Camera, but the depth perception is kinda bad and I keep going into pits. Enemies are hard to jump on and its tough to line up where to land. Using his Fursuit lets you Hold Jump to fall slower but often I walk off a cliff and find I'm slowly going down with no way out. Also in every level is 3 Special Coins to get, and while you don't gotta get em all in 1 go, you gotta get to the end with em and biting it returns the ones gotten after a Checkpoint. Its not too hard and Extra Guys are common, but often I keep dying to things I couldn't stop or know was coming. Mario can't jump. If going w/o movement, he goes like a foot and falls. If while running you have less control and the distance isn't easy to judge. Its more of an Attrition with you biting it over and over until you get good or lucky. Many Levels need you to have X number of Special Coins to unlock and that includes a few needed to beat the game. So I had to go back and slog through the levels searching for 1 Special Coin I missed. It doesn't remove coins to Unlock em but I didn't go to any of the Locked Levels. This game got me mad. Biting it over and over to things I couldn't control. The bosses usually fall in 3 hits and the Bowser levels is avoiding him as he attacks and getting the Switch at  the end. It saves after every level and tells you to take a break if you play too long. I don't regret buying this but I have no plans to play it again. Good music and graphics but the gameplay is bad. Oh and you can save 1 power up on the Touch Screen for later use get an extra hit each for Big and Suit Mario. Mario 3 had more Suits/Suit Spaces Worst one since 64.

Just beat Killer Instinct on Game Boy. Its by Rare when they used to be good. Its a 1 on 1 fighting game with digitized art of 3D things but toned down to 8 bit. The graphics are pretty good and its got nice music. They did a good job getting it in 4 shades of green. 1 button is punch and 1 is kick and you can change em in options. Start pauses and Up is jump. Using the D Pad and buttons do different moves and theres a combo system that can do heavy damage but its tricky to pull off. I did it once with spazzing on the buttons when close. you go Mortal Kombat style of a Tower of going up to the final boss and facing everyone in your way. I used Glacius as I wanted to do his Liquidate move but couldn't pull it off. It can an Easy and Very mode and probably some harder ones I didn't see, but I did it on Easy. Its actually quite good and I was abler to get by without using most of the moves, except when I accidentally pulled em off. You seem to get Unlimited Continues and it counts how many you used at the end (I did 4). Air attacks are often countered and some levels are uneven with a bend in em for slightly higher ground. Its a best of 3 round match and after 1 guy's bar runs out, he gets his 2nd and the fight continues without refilling the other guy. This can be good if you play right. Combos can be broken out of if you know what button to do and there's finishing moves. Often I did a Sweep Kick or spammed Punch over and over to cheese em. There's a good story with the bad guy being a Corporation and the Final Boss being Eye-Dol is a ref to real world groups and their activities. He's all roided up hard, doesn't flinch easy and hits like a truck but can be beat with skill or Sweep The Leg. Overall I'm glad I played this and its a pretty decent 8 bit version of a 64 bit 90s game. If only they did Voltage fighter Gowcaizer on Game Boy. We got World Heroes and 2 Samurai Shodown and Battle Arena Toshinden. Oh and Eye Dol can be played as with a code.

Just beat Wario World ion GameCube. Its by Treasure and is sorta 3D. You play as Wario and go through 4 worlds of 4 Zones and a 3rd for a boss. you collect coins and these are your lives as when you bite it, you can pay 100-500 Coins and continue right where you fell. A is Jump and B is punch or grab and throw guys when they are seeing stars. L makes you suck in coins like Kirby and R is Charge but is Butt Stomp in the Air. Some enemies can only be beat by a Throw or Grabbing em and Jumping then Hitting R to Pile Driver em. You got colored switches to hit that summon Treasure to collect and getting all 8 in a zone unlocks a GBA Micro Game to collect and download. There's 8 gold pieces of a Wario Statue in each and getting em increases your Life Hearts max by 1 half a Heart. In the levels are these black trap doors and the ones with a Band Aid on can be Butt Stomped into but the others you need to Pile Driver an Enemy on it to open. In here you have a Puzzle Room to get this Red Jewel and maybe a Gold Piece or Sprite that the more you free, the better the ending you get. They also give hints. If you fall in a pit on these you can try again at no penalty. Falling off a cliff in Main Game sends you to a dark room to break boxes to find a Spring to get out. The C Stick can change the camera but its usually only left and right but in Puzzle Rooms it can do more. Its a pretty forgiving game and can be beat in a few hours. It plays better than ANY 3D Mario Game I EVER played but some parts with the camera in the Puzzle Rooms can be irritating. Its quite good as it IS Treasure and cost me 150$ Canadian to get. I like the Graphics and its got nice color and life and fun and its mostly in a sorta 2D thing from the side. There's various things to do like Spinning the A Stick when holding a guy to turn things and clinging to Yellow Spheres and jumping from them. Its quite a grand game and pretty forgiving. Good music and voices too. I usually prefer Wario games over Mario ones.

Just beat Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance on GameCube. Its a 1 on 1 Fighting Game in 2D but with 3D turning into the fore and back ground. Its the 5th in the story and shakes things up with removing Liu Kang and Shao Khan. There's a lot of hints for the next game, MK Deception if you look. You get unlimited Continues and gotta win a best 2 outta 3 matches with options for Time Limit and what buttons do what. You have a difficulty level to change and Kan earn Koins to unlock Koffins in the Krypt to get info and things on the characters. If you pause you can see a list of moves to do and there's you can switch between different Kung Fu Styles  in the game with a button. You use the D Pad to move and I like it and there's a block button and a Power up Button to make your next attack super strong. The Graphics are pretty GameCube and I like it and its got nice Music and it voiced. Some parts have Dark Graphics that don't show up on my TV even at full brightness. Using Sonya I found if you jump towards em the right way and  use Kick in the Non Weapon Kung Fu, you can loop em with kicks to the chest and if done right, can keep em from doing anything. It works on all except the Monster named after a Bible Daemon who =isn't knocked over(and gave me the most trouble). The Game Bosses Shang Tsung and Quan Chi were fast and skilled but I used the loop to cream em as I got good at it. There's Mini Games like Test Your Might to spam buttons to raise Ki to break stuff and Test Your Sight where its a Shell Game to find the right one. Hitting A/B/X/Y on it makes Might go better. Years ago a neighbor Brandon brought it over on his PS2 and my D&D friend was grossed out by the neck snap in the intro, which never bugged Ore Samma. I used like 21 Continues to beat it and it was a pretty good game. Also I noticed that Sonya wears a Leather Thong thats peaking out of her pants. Glad I played this.

Just beat Sonic Lost World on 3DS. Quite an ordeal. Its the worst Sonic game I ever played. It goes for a Mario thing which is like Mazinger trying to be evangelion. A/B is Jump and Double Jump and again in air is Homing Attack, Y Spindash but you gotta hold to for a bit to charge or you only scoot a bit, also hammering it don't work like in the GOOD games, But in the air its bounce but when it feels like it, is a flip kick like Guile in Street Fighter you need to stun enemies or attacking them hurts you. L centers the Camera behind you, which don't work well when using some Whisps, R is held to Run, but its hard to control, like Mario, Start pauses and you can restart or quit or use Options, and there's bad Gyroscope controls where you gotta tilt or turn the 2DS to do what a D Pad/A Stick can better. Good graphics and nice music, but not as nice as Good Sonic Games. The best thing is the Story about facing some Oni who are like the colored things in Pixar's Inside Out and each has a trait its based on. You can use the D Pad or A Stick but it don't control well and most levels are over pits so you die often. If you run outta guys you can redo the level with 10 at no penalty. If you die 5X in 1 Level: power up comes that auto kills any enemy and makes you invincible. Basically saying "Ur a loser! Here's baby mode!" Which you Can turn off with the Touch Screen, but it takes a bit to do so. Running into a wall lets you run up it for a bit and you can Spindash to boost, or hold left/right and Jump to scoot when running up to  move. You can go around corners and keep running or jump between walls using the D Pad/A Stick and jump and keep running. the homing attack hardly works. Often it don't lock on, or it attacks several enemies at once, Or only 1. There's Whisps to unlock and they help sometimes but some parts they control bad. The Drill Whisp has up/down reversed when going forward and the Purple one has floaty controls. There's 5 level types: 2D like Sonic Rush, Forward Facing 3D where you go ahead and has bad depth perception, All Range where you gotta do gimmicks like rolling snowballs like Billy Hatcher., Bosses which are easy but some parts are annoying, and Chaos Emeralds which is collecting colored Spheres by turning the 3DS to move. The Emerald ones you reach by ending a level with 50 Rings and you can Restart as much as you want, but if you run outta time or quit, you gotta get 50 rings to retry. These are annoying and one of the worst I've dealt with. Its not that hard, its just badly done and annoying. I often do em standing up and pausing to realign myself. There's big ? things that tell you what to do and each time you hit 1 you gotta read it all over. 1 boss is on a circle and you go on the outside, but holding Left only goes so far and then you stop, unless you press down to keep going. But normally, you are used to the game following orders so you find yourself standing there as you watch the enemy.  There's plenty of extra guys plus getting 100 rings is 1, but that is there to band aid the bullethole of bad game design. I like it more than Mario though, and the 2D levels are kinda good, but the rest of the game is a mess. 1 reason I never got the Wii is I hate motion controls, and some Whisps need them to get from 1 area to the next. Plus there's a Snow Level with a Snowball chasing you that freezes you on touch and when you break out, it refreezes you in a loop until you get lucky and escape. Eventually you might figure out to flip kick it and homing attack to bust it and climb it after its grown. Each boss has its own gimmick and its got decent acting and animation but some of these Whips powers are tricky to use. Its the kind of game that would be executed for not following orders in The Military as it doesn't do what you want it to. Some levels were not as bad the 2nd or 3rd time but I mainly did a level once and didn't return as it was not fun. I got all but 1 Chaos Emerald. Glad to be done it.

Just beat Amazing Island on GameCube. Its kinda like Spore with Mini Games to actually use your monster. You play as a blue haired kid of either gender and gotta get the 7 Chaos Marbles or w/e they call the orbs, by playing these mini game courses. You get 2 Continues per run and not making the min points gotten per game means you lose. Its mostly simple things like a race or timing button presses and sometimes there's a fork in the road that leads to a different Orb. Its by Sega and Ancient and Yuzo Koshiro did well with the music. After beating 6 rounds, you face a Badminton round of knocking a fireball back and forth until you or the bad guy gets nailed 3x. There's Potions to boost stats  to buy in shops or win from getting a not too high passing score. The higher your score, the rarer the item gotten and if its around 2000 you get a Monster Card. Some courses with branching paths  you gotta start over to get the other routes but still gotta play the 1st games over and over.  The games ain't too hard once you know what to do and if you run outta continues, you keep the money you made from the games you won. There's a GBA Mode to connect to it and play a game on it with the Monsters you make. As you get Orbs, you unlock more frames to build monsters off and the way you design the monster has an impact on its stats and how they do in Minigames. Its got nice GameCube Graphics that are colorful and fun and the C Stick and L moves the Camera while R puts it behind you in near 1st person view. the Game Boss is tricky as he barfs fireballs at you and you catch em and throw em back, but each catch can wear off the platform you're on. If you pause and unpause you can kinda cheese it to get closer to catching it better, but if you catch it as it reaches you, you instant counter and not lose ground. It can be beat in a few hours and has multiplayer. I liked it and its kinda pricey but is a decent game worth doing. Glad I did this one. I didn't really create monsters though.

Just beat Ultima IV: Quest of the Avatar for NES on my DS R4. Its an RPG where you gotta become a paragon of virtue by doing things like giving blood or not sealing to raise your points in the 8 Virtues. You gotta get the 8 Runes to access the 8 Shrines and meditate for 3 Cycles when your Virtue points are full. If you do something like run from a fight with evil foes or lie then you lose points and gotta redo the things, You get armor and weapons and start the game with a personality test that chooses your class and you gotta recruit the other 7 classes as well as get the 8 colored Stones as well as getting the 3 Keys by combining the Stones in the altars underground. There's also people to talk to and unlike the Sega version, its more like Phantasy Star where they say the same 1 line instead of options of topics. Also is Dungeons where its 1st Person like Shining In The Darkness and some classes can use Spells that use MP that recharges with walking. Enemies random attack every few bits of time and there's moon gates that Warp you to other towns bases on what the Moons are like. Its best to use a Map online to see where the cities are and the various items you need are. With Magic you gotta know the Spell or have the Magic Town guy write it in your book and it uses Herbs automatically, but you can only have 99 of any Herb, so instead of making the spells and having the Herbs, you put em together, which can make you run out of a herb you need for other things. If you bite it you return to Lord Brittish's Area and have 400$. Its more streamlines and simple than the Sega ver but it also loses some of the charm and uniqueness. Nice graphics and music and it controls wee and in dungeons there's battle rooms where you gotta beat the enemies and  sometimes, go to the righty square to open a hidden door. The final puzzle is simpler too and the Questions are going left>right Top>bottom. There's an Auto option that doesn't work well and often has you walk toward a foe when you only have a Bow. You can also get a Hot Air Balloon and boat and sail the sea. The map loops so keep going 1 way and you come out the other side. I like how Lord Brittish calls you Friend and it adds some heart. You CAN do evil like steal and cheat blind shop owners but it penalizes you for it. It has that NES look with the colors and music and some enemies are tough to decipher what they are. Also enemies never run from you and you only need 1 Key to unlock doors and don't need food. Its a more simplified Ultima 4 but that works in some areas. I liked how the Sega and NES vers were different and did their own thing. Both have good traits and do things differently. This one is easier and I like how you don't bring the party to the final dungeon. I preferred to go solo and not use other party members. Also there's no traps in the Treasure Chests. Glad I did this. My net friend wanted me to do this and I'm glad I did. Oh and you can only save in Hotels or w/e where as I think you could save where you wanted in the Sega ver but not in Dungeons.