Young Billy Young Review

 Note: I spell like billy ffrtom midnight express after being in the minkey house

Young Billy Young

This is my review on Young Billy Young from the distant futyre year to Caligula of 1969 (60 years before robotech season 2 and 50 before blade runner 001)

Its rdredctal by Burt Kennedy who did The War Wagon\Support Your Local Sheriff!\Dirty Dingus Magee(was da p0rb0?)\Support Your Local Gunfighter\Hannie Caulder\The Alamo: 13 Days to Glory\Suburban Commando

it stars openly bada55 Robert Mitchum from Crossfire\Blood on the Moon\The Night of the Hunter\The Sundowners\Cape Fear\Scrooged\da 90s Cape Fear, Angie Dickinson from The Black Whip\Death Hunt\Judging Amy, Robert Walker jr from Star Trek\The War Wagon\Easy Rider, David Carradine from Kill Bill: Volume 1\Kill Bill: Volume 2\Kung Fu: The Legend Continues\Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman\Lizzie McGuire\Jackie Chan Adventures\King of the Hill\Danny Phantom, Jack Kelly fro0m The Violent Men\Forbidden Planet\60s Batman\The Incredible Hulk, John Anderson frtom  Psycho\The Twilight Zone\1961 The Rifleman\The Rockford Files\The Incredible Hulk\M*A*S*H, Paul Fix from 30s ace\Angel and the Badman\Red River\Hondo\Giant\The Bad Seed\To Kill A Mockingbird\Dirty Dingus Magee\Night of the Lepus/Cahill U.S. Marshal, Willis Bouchey from From Here to Eternity\Them!\50s ar Is Born\The Violent Men\The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance\Panic in Year Zero!\How the West Was Won\Dirty Dingus Magee (Which i never saw but i like the name. its like bacterian from dragon ball whjo b0ned android 18 with his rotting b0ner), Parely Baer from The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn/The Rifleman/Dennis the Menace/The Andy Griffith Show/the 60s The Outer Limits/My Favorite Martian/the 60s The Addams Family\I Dream of Jeannie/Charlie's Angels/The Incredible Hulk\Little House on the Prairie\The A-Team/Growing Pains/Quantum Leap\Mad About You\The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Rodolfo Acosta from Hondo\One-Eyed Jacks\How the West Was Won\The Greatest Story Ever Told, dead martin jr Deana Martin from cr-p i never saw and Bob Anderson whos not on soviet candy a55 back door banana crammer soy boy beta male necro pedo aifds bag wiener cleaner candy a55 frooty booty wikipeidea

I never saw this but i like Mitchum

So it startrs witha train sh-tting smoke in the air in a good camera move to credits and title as it goes by and a song plays

they get to soviet mexico and some uysare brought to te train as 2 American guys dressed like clint eastwood sneak on with the horses on

the guys brought out are shot like unionites ota be and their bodies lreft to rot as a lesson to those who dsupport unionizatiopn

in America its The Ice Cream Man going around, In mexico; its the firing squad going around

the train leaves and sh-ts jet black smoke in the air as mexico has really cr-ppy air abs smwells and people and animals and water and governmrent and food

so the mexicos drink and make out with babes in a car and the American jump in and cap the solduer, jack the horses and book it as the mexicoes fire on em and sme case enm

after escaping the mexicoes1 1 falls and catches a muel and goe son to meet robert michum who tells him not to water his a55 inthat stream, but when he dont care he sez; its ur a55

the a55 sinks in the muck and the guy attempts to swim back as mutchum gets his horse ready and ignores him

the guy wants help t get his run off a55 but michum dont care and rides off

mithum goes totown looking like John Wayne and is told to collect taxes but he dont wanna do it until he hears who he's getting the ctaxes from and agrees

in a card game thre a55 man gets f'd and sez the guy chrated and the guy is gonna cap him but the a55 man caps him and sez to get the sherruf but the guy he capped was the sherrif but not the deputy

michum gets a55 man and pays for the issue and pays a55guy's losse snd hires him to come with him and they ride off as a55 man has a horse not an a55 anymore as his a55 left him

mayeb his a55 had a hole in it

michum sez the law has 2 sides, the nice sie and the mean one and wacking the sherrf puts him on the bad side but he'd help him escape and gives him adivce and if theyd might meet up again

so they split uop and a55man goed across the mad max violence jack desert but not apocalypse zero as theres no crothc monsters and ruined buildings and it rains after a while

later mcihem knockes out a55man and when he akes up hes p-ssed and michem se better a dent than a bullet like other guys would do and the a55man is young, billy youngyhats the title) and michum is kane

kaine wants to bring back door billy in and blly pulls a gun but j=rked it off and it jams and kane fixes it and sez hes a j=rkoff and he's gonna ry to help him and say the sherrif capping was a fair fight and they go off

they met up with a stagecoach and theres a chick in there and they go with em in a long bunch of shots of them going across the wasteland andmusic playing

eventually some horsemen come after em and they poke outta the coach and fire on em aiming back like arnold in the last action hero

the horsemen stop and 1 is david caragine and he looks liek hes mongoloain with those eyes

at night and not tinted day they make it to town and billy has to get the chickt o a safe lace and kane goes to some place and lighrt  a gas thing and a fire goes up and he looks at the jail of empty cellls

the difference of a jeweler and a jailer; 1 sells watches, 1 watches cells

michem kaine has a viet nam flashback of being in the rain and someone being ded and a guy comes in and tlels him the town is not ready for the law and kane sez they got til ddaylight to get ready nd he was sent  by some guy from kansas

the guy sez he has investments and encourtages him to do things his way but kane dont consent and if he's not outta reach in 5 seconds hes gonna lay him out and when the guy calls him a fool kaine slugs him out

billy beats a guy as i song guiles theme and the people cheer like street fighter andbilly got his buns beart and a h00ker or dancer sez to enjoy the rest of the show and they go in to see chirls doing the can can

we're 1 hole hour in and not much happened but it didnt feel it, this has good flow and dont drag

so kichum kae goes backa md sees a gy b0ning a chick and looks around the rooms and finds the h00jer from b4 names lilly like the weddign peach chick who sez shes on his side and to warn him about joh behan who kane slugged out and knows kane is after frank boone not pat boone and saw him out the night IT happened and she remembers and knows he wants boone

also boone wants him dead if he finds out kane is after him and offers him a place to stay and he sez he'd pay 2 $ which was a lot of money in the 1800s but today it sounds low to buy a 2 dollar h--ker and she sez its on the house but he chooses to pay

kane goes to her place and has a fleshbeck to someone getting campped and im finding the corpse in the rain and trippy things

h==ker comes in and he catches her but sees its her and she sez she was trying to be quiet inc ase he slept and she sez she had a fight wth a guy over him staying wih her and if he makes an issue it might end her job

he sez to take her clothes off likke hes a hollywood producer and to start a fire and she gets in the bath with suds covrumng he nips

they have a drink and talk of how she wanted to leave the h--ker tade but no man would hve her as a wife, only a b0ning and shes bad inside but when kane leaves she sez not to go

dont b0ne her shes had so many guys, shes got the aids!

in the daytime kane waes up billy in jail after his fight and sez he l;ocked up billy for 5 days for dsturbing the peace but billy sez the guy diteched billy for dead whrn the mexicoes came for em

also the chick on the coach came in and sez that the other sherrifs got it and hes not last but kane sez he was charged with murder in all his towns je ran and didnt wait fr the bad guy to shoot 1st to see if he was bad like hsn did in star wars insad o han solo in star wars when he other guy shoots 1s

kane sez to be his deputy and he dont wanna and goes to see coach chick whos bonde and her dad is a dr and she sez kane iced a bunxha gus cuz h likes icing guys

a guy beats on h--ker for going against him and uses his belt on her a55 but kane comes in, beats the guy off (not the wa she does) and tends to her wounds with cheap whisky on em

he goes to see a dr who she tells him is this guy whos i think the blondes dad and billy fight mogloian carridine over leaving him to die and mogol sez sorry bt it turned outvok and they patxh things up

a guy offers them a job and at night dr dad sez lill is gonna be ok and sez he remembered michem as he tried to keep kaines boy aive but there was no chance and kaine dont in this town either and sez to get out

a sniper opens fire on him and kane dodges but the sniper gets away like the guy on the grassy gnoll and kane gets the gun but dr get sent to h e double soviet califonia

kane coes in and sez its billys rifle and his moldgold partner sez he was ust shooting wild and kane cr-ppily slaps him and will end him if he gets his gun

kane i gonna jail him but billy sez thats boones son and its what boone wants to come running and upon hearing this, we cut to the next day and thers a service for the dr and boone jr the nopngpil.id is in ail and michem is guarding hm

lilly the h--ker bt not the weddin peach girl comes out and the beater tries to talk her outta lraving saying its gonna be the same elsewhere and despite faking being pure shes a 2 $  night(she slaps him)

its like niji in naruto saying people dont hange but i rocky 4 he sez we can change andhe was kenshiro who can kick nenis cansy a55

billy stells kane therex a bunxha guys comming an kaine is gonna use monglioiod  as a hostage and if they try anything he'd wasye him

billy sez its muder but kane explains that he dont care

it ains and boone sez slugged guy f'd up letting his devolved son get near kne and they gotta get him outlilly brings billy in andges changed and tells him how boone iced kane jr and a woman aided boone and billy sez if kane ies the enemy son hes no better than him

in daytime  back door billy comes in and esaps being capped to get n the jail and slugs out kane to let mogloiod out b when kane come to he tells kane he did it to settle thinhs so kane wont make a misake hed regret his life

the bads kerp firing at em and kane sez rhey are tryi g to end him and in the bar mongoilioid sez to stop but slugged guy trys stopping him at gunpoint, oly for mpinsoond to wasye him with a sjotgun blast

after a few snipers get it the gunfire stops and kane talks of jacking  horse but not like tom green and when billy sez he'd tak the tin star kane beats him out, ocks him in a cell and makes a run for it to d horses while firing on him like an arnold filn

the coach driver comes in and pcks up kane and books it but boone is in the road and they fire and kane wasyes him

later billy ada55 b--chckes is te deputee marshall and monogpiods in jail til the circuit judge comes in

kane carrs off h--ker lily like a chad nd takes her off to ge marrie and they ide off on a coach

the end

that was good

nice flow and it dont drag and goes by at a good pace but isnt boring

good teaists and acting and music and was ell filmed

irs based on da book  Who Rides with Wyatt by Heck Allen thart i never read as I'm not s book guy

Mitchum did well and had that John Wayne Vibe and back door billy played his part of the impertinent youth well

Its a cool story and is only like 80 mins but with adds was 2 hours, so they added like 40 mins of adds

I liked it and Robert Mitchum is quite bada55 and can play heroes and bad guys like Frank Welker or Peter cullen did

For Young Billy Young II I wangt it to be a trial of the son who was the billys partne and details of billys past come out and people turn on him for stuff he did before turning good, so seeing the village is unforgiving and betrayed him, he frees his partner and they sneak around the village at night and take out all the guys who turne don em. Alo is a 128 bit 3rd person shooter o dreamcast, gamecube, ps and xbox whewre you play as billy and his partner and use stealth and wack guys while finding keys to open doors to certain areas to ice the higher ips.

Saskatchewan Review

 note; i spell american, not canadia, no extra u's

Saskatchewan

This is my review on Saskatchewan  frok the distant futre year o the right honorable john a macdonald of 1954 (30 years before transformers happened)

Its directal by Raoul Walsh who did the 20s The Thief of Bag dad\Sadie Thompson\White Heat\Captain Horatio Hornblower\Blackbeard the Pirate\The Lawless Breed, 

It stars Alan Ladd from Citizen Kane\My Favorite Brunette\Shane\The Big Land\The Proud Rebel, Shelley Winters from Red River\The Night of the Hunter\The Diary of Anne Frank\1965 The Greatest Story Ever Told\A Patch of Blue(one of the best ive seen, such love and beauty)\The Poseidon Adventure\Cleopatra Jones\Pete's Dragon\60s Batman\Frosty's Winter Wonderland\Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July, J. Carrol Naish from The Hatchet Man\Southerner\The Beast with Five Fingers, hugh o brien from d o a/ the lawless breed, Robert Douglas from  The Adventures of Don Juan\Ivanhoe, George J. Lewis from Casablanca\Shane\7 Faces of Dr. Lao\6-s Batman, rickard long (dick long(tee hee)) from Cult of the Cobra\House on Haunted Hill\The Twilight Zone, Jay Silverheels from Kit Carson\Key Largo, Frank Chase from  Attack of the 50 Foot Woman, Lowell Gilmore from The Picture of Dorian Gray\Plymouth Adventure, Anthony Caruso from My Favorite Brunette\Blackbeard the Pirate\60s Star Trek, and a buncha guys not on candy a55 beta male soy boy banana crammer sodom bomttm frooty booty aids bag chimpus olympus monky junkie liar liar a55 on fire(and full of spurnm) cripple nipples wikipeia

i missed the 1st min or so but its got thiscowboy with a red guy in the mountainous forrests of Saskatchewan and they come across a burned out wagon thing and a gy there fires a tem

he catches the guy and its a curvy blonde and cowboy wh coaught her asks why she did it and she sez she was attacked by dindians and is scared by his red friend but he is a good one

shes from souther and is going to battelford whith nowadays is a cessopole of crime and like 8 guys are doing most of it, so we know who to string up to save the town from maniacs attacking gaijin in stores with axes

they go on togtehr and see a rainbow by a waterfall and are going to this fort as he and hsi indian were snowed in all winter and when the guys were getting ready, she jacked a horde but not 0ff like in freddy got fingered and escapes but some indians see her and chase as they want her blonde flesh like their cousins the mexicoes

cowboy whos a mountie caps 1 and the rest scatter like roaches when the lights to on or mexicans when you call immigration and the red friedn recognizes it as an american suu tribe and they go to the fort

wait i think its an idnain camp and they talk about what kinda man main guy is and hes in his mountie outfit

he talks wioth a frenchie about how the suu are on gee haad after facing The Right Honorable George Armstrong Custer and it is a fort and theres mounties there and when the head mountie sez for main guys indian to surrender his fire arm, the red man escapes and he is like main guys borther and the brittishy commander sez for main guy to taie his gun

in America we have the 2nd ammendment to allow us to protect outselves, in soviet canadca, they are subserviant to the regent

so frenchie sez the reds cant hutnt w.o guns even though they had bow/arrows for centureis since after gettng there after noahs flood and the suu took out Custer and are on gee haad and frenchie has booze as hes a frenchie and sez its medicine

if this was mae today he'd be from korea or india as the ethnic character

so main guy goes to the chief who sez for rted friend to give up his gun but red freind is mad that his people went candya55 and submit to the gov that he knows is gonna f wem up but they go with it cuz its easier and they trust the gov, like the guys who get injected with poison and liquid autism cuz the gov sez its good

he gives main guy his gun and sez hes no longer friends cuz of a political disagreement and took back this charm main guy had over 1 dispute and throwing away years of friendship over it

blonde goes to shower in the river cuz the men look at her bod in the bath house and a guy sez she is under arrest for wasting a guy who loved her and she gets dressed in a bush thats now geoege

to brit commander talkx about the suu attacking and teaming up with the cree and they are closing the base but main guy sez its thr govs fault for p-ssing off the reds and treating em like enemies

so they bring blonde along as shes a risoner and the mounties clear out and1 guy sez amercia dont treat the reds as bad or something

the suu and cree team up like the soviets and the brits in ww2 with their attacks on germany and the mounties go on by the place the blondes coach was atta cked

they go on and some indians come by and its the cree and ask for guns/ammo to hunt and feed their kind but 1 jacks a rifle and runs so a guy fires on the thief and one shots him

the main guy sez not to cap a gun in the back but the capper sez he stole his gun and the head brit agrees

frenchie sez they otta ice the wigtnesses so they dont team up and with the suu and britmo agrees and has em rounded up

main guy sez in night thats tinted day thathe was adopted by the red firends dad and was found under a burning wagon and chose the nalme o roukre like the poultergeist kid and like her how she was there and she wishes to start with a new name and place

blonde has the indian capper come by and asks about going with him and she dont wanna

the horees of the guys who went out come back a the riderd are probably beign eaten alive and the troop goes on w/o em

also these canadians are played by americans in what i can call moose face

they cross the river and  a wagon is stuck andthe reds attack and its da suu andthey are gonna get the ammo and gunpowder so they fire on it and blow it with a red in it

so after blowing the part of their vehicle and cutting to them in a different place w/o showing the battle after it blowing like i  transformers the movie, the brit mo sez for main guy to do something and he sez no and when told to arrest him the men dont wanna and he pulls a gun on his own men like f-kin megaton or starscream

main guy walks up to him and the brit mo fires but theres no bullets and main guy slaps it away and takes command like cheetor in beast machines and brit mo is butt hurt like the brits usually are afte the Free Man rises again t em like Mel Gibson

ain guy tells da frenchie he saw him rempty his gun at the suu and didnt reload and he didnt thnk he'd fire an they movie out\

they are going to fletcher pass and brit mo is offered a chance to go off but he wants to stay to have a record of his acts for the court marshall

they go on and see the reds  and its da cree like in avengers but thats bthe kree but its like mortal kombat and  its like the whole cree nation and are gonna meet the suu to unite like cobra and the decepticons

a guy who show the guy who stole his gun is spazzing out and the indians hear him and they book it and main guy gives brit mo a loaded gun which is odd as the brits fear em as guns are manly and cool unline thise sissy englishmen

they go in the river so the reds cant follow thei trail and indian capper is kinda f'd

also this is in proper fullscreen and in good color

later the indian capper and the guy who was spazzing out is a different guy sezs to leave the spazz behind but main guy sez no and chick talks with brit about hwo they have things in common

chcik tends to spazz but indfian capper pulls her awaya nd sez to let him die, she slaps him, he smakc he sand main guy slugs him

chick talx with main guy and he sez he chose the name Thomas like Tommy in Power Rangers and Tommy WiseauGreen/Six the infamous directors

they hearcalls in the woods and its probablyu sasquatch and frenchie makes calls as main guy goes around and they fight some reds in face paint like mad max guys

main guy takes on 2 guys in little clothing in face paintand does well until frenchie joins in and chops him up with a hatchet like doble dragon

they get rady to book it andspazz sez to leave him to die and spazz has a gun hole in his side from b4 and main guy gets hi to come

spazz taks with blonde about things and they made it to a lake or we andthe suu are comming in an hour but main guy sez they can get to the trappers cabin getta hotse and gett da f==k outta here

update, Jay Silverheels was from canada, so hes not in mooseface, like how birth of a nation had a few africanized actors with some in make up

so the cree and suu are together and its a mass hoarde and sitting bull and crazy horse are there fresh off their win of Saint Custer

at night thats really day and tinted, the canadians swin and steal canues as the reds party and do their rituals and in the real version were probaly b0ning

the mounties load the boats with their cr-p and guy who capped indian tries to make blonde come with him but she dont wanna and when he struggles with her she outs him as the guy who iced her bf his brtother

he pulls a gun on main guy and britmo caps him and its like in anta fe trail how the rehegade john brown capped the trautor

the shot alearts the reds who chase in canoes as they didnrt have cars in the 1870s

they get to land and msin guy lights the powder andas the res get there it blows em and frenchie sez the reds got scouts and main guy is going out but chick sez she wants to go off with him now that the trth is outed but he stays ans she goes off in a canue as they didnt ave roads in canada yet

so main guy comes back to the reds as a friend and son not as a cop and offers peace but cheif sz if they dont side witn em, the suu will see em as enemies and waste em

ex pbrother wait its a suu wants to scalp him but chief sez no scalping in ca,p and when asked why hes friend with em, cheif sez they got no other friends

main guy is gonna get em guns and ammo so they dont gotta join the suu and goes back to da future i mean fort and tells da higher ups he promised them guns and ammo but higher up sez hes gonna meet with em and has main guy arrested

brit mo stands up fior main guy and in jauil min guy is told spazz is recovering and frenchie sez this is a better jail than what he was in  b4, whch means they aint b0ning him as much, or more, not sure how it is with frenchies

oh and higher up sez the suu will be trated better in canada but ignores the act that they/them wanna take over and remove/enslave the Whites/africanized/asians

ex brother comes by and chick attracts the guard so ex bro cantalk to main guy then capture guard and free the men

the freed inmates get guns as the base emptied to meet the suu and when they get there its a trap and a swarm of reds attackas the mounties scatter like cockroaches when the light comes on

as the mounties get f'dthe inmates bring firearms to the cree who ride in like in Birth Of A Nationand save the day

Red Vs Red! Just like most of history!

after the suu escape to Montana from fearing the cree and proably the unspeakable things they know will happen when caught by em the chief sez he has been shown that the cree are like chuildren to the gov and will spread word to the rest of te indian tribes to have peace in canada between reds and whites

how realistic, like in Robin Hood how Errol Flynn got normans and saons to live in peace

main guy gets to go to montana with blonde and frenchie's indian woman has another kid and he wants to name it napoleon cuz hes a frenchie bj its a cjuuk so he sez josephne

thats rqcist

so it ends with text saying thanks canada wor working with us

the end

that was pretty good

its said to be near Fort Saskatchewan in present-day Alberta, Canada. Shooting took place in Banff National Park not far from the headwaters of the Saskatchewan River.

good colpr and music and acting

it domt drag and has some flow and the stoy is col with some good messages

a bit hokey but its 50s and holds up bit malcontents w/i brains might spazz out over it

i liked it and its got some nice action and human interest

At least it didnt depict canada as a frozen wasteland o igloos and wooly rhinos and lumber jacks and cannibals

For Saskatchewan II I want the suu to tam up with sasquatch andlaubch an attack on canada and take it over, but some escape and make it to Japan and get Ex Samurai to come over wih weapons that summon Yokai and fight em off and beat the 8 key points in canada to send the sasquatch back to h e doble dants inerno. Also its an 8 bit Jrpg on Nes, Game Boy, Game Gear, Master System TG16, Atari 7800 and  Lynx where you play as the Mountie and he gets Samura (not samourai as the french are c=ck suckers who cant spell, also the word isnt french and they are befouling it with their devolved protoculture that is not meant for our blue and pure world) who are awaiting him in key points ad have Yokai summoning weapoms that when enogh Ki is charged, can summon a super attack Yokai move.

Coroner Creek Review

 Note: I spell like I got corn in my a55

Coroner Creek

Tghi is my recirew on Coroner Creek from the diztant future year (o D W Griffith) pf 1948 (75 years before Robotech II The Sentnels)

its directal by Ray Enright who did nothing I saw

it stars Randolph Scott from Dynamite\the 30s The Last of the Mohicans\the 1939 Jesse James\Captain Kidd\Abilene Town\Santa Fe\Seven Men from Now, Marguerite Chapman from The Seven Year Itch, George Macready from Julius Caesar\The Rifleman\the 60s The Twilight Zone, Sally Eilers from Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans\The Crowd, Edgar Buchanan from Abilene Town\The Big Trees\the 50sThe War of the Worlds\McLintock!\The Man from Button Willow\The Andy Griffith Show\the 60s The Twilight Zone\The Beverly Hillbillies, Barbara Read from noting i saw, Wallace Ford from Freaks\Blood on the Sun\A Patch of Blue\The Andy Griffith Show, Forrest Tucker from The Yearling\Chisum\Little House on the Prairie, Joe Sawyer from Arsene Lupin\The Walking Dead\The Grapes of Wrath\Santa Fe Trail\Sergeant York\The Outlaw, William Bishop ftom Cripple Creek, Russell Simpson from The Trail of '98\the 30s Abraham Lincoln\Valley of the Giants\The Grapes of Wrath\the 40s Boy and His Dog\Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, Douglas Fowley from Mighty Joe Young\da 50s Angels in the Outfield\Singin' in the Rain\The Lone Gun/The Andy Griffith Show\7 Faces of Dr. Lao, and Lee Bennett whos not on back door, soy boy, beta male, candy a55, wiener cleaner, sodom botyo, aids bag, frooty booty, banana crammer, cmmie, hippie, stoner, vegan, peta, gender offender, monkey junkie, soviet, wikipedia.

i never saw this but its based on a book i never read

after credits in colored fullscreen we egtindians attacking a coach and this White took a girl in it

then we wee randolf in town and the color took a drop and seems deader

rand ants to do something and his homie sez to be patient anf they ride off to this indian town and talk to an indian with a crippled arm from getting capped who sez a White Man got these dnans drunk and got em to jakc a coach by saying he;d get em rich and he iced the passengers and took the girl captive and  days later she seppukued with a knife

i think he b0ned her a lot and the White Man is blonde/blue eyed/manly/strong/has a face sca on his cheek (Zee Ubermwnch!)

So rand wants to catch and ice the guy who did it and is trying to get back payrole jacked from the robbery and goes offsearching severyal places like abeline and tombstone and tuson

the clors get better and worse at time sand this is like in evolution worlds how they skipped a lot of the 1t evlution game when brought to gamecube

he winds up at coroner creek i think and goes by a building tp rent rooms i think and opens room 9 after checking the book, but its really room 6 he got and theres a chick in the room caring for a drnk girl

lady wants him to bring drink girl home buthe dont wanna and when drnk wakesup, says apache cr-p and lady sez she learned it from her husband

rand takes the girl home and a guy sops him and they fight but after some guys catch rand, he explains he was bringing the drunk home and they sett;e things and the men bring her ome

guy he fought is nicer to him and offers him a job and goes back wher lady sez the guy he fought was a good fighter and the drunk should be safe fighting the rinbow guys

rand meets ladys dad whos cripled and reads The Bible and at the drunks man's place, he tells his woman off for getting drunk in public and she tells him off of b0nig some oter chick and how he married her to look good and for her looks

later rand sees a store guy in town and then to see drunk chcks husband and hes b--chy about his men and if rand will work for him.

rand tells em that husbands woman was drunk and husband matches the description of the guy who iced the coach and jacked the dough

husband dont attack and sherrf comes in and asks how his daughter is dong and husband sez good and when rand leaves husband sez he let him live as rand wanted him to draw and he dont know why

later a rival ranch owner wants rand whos name is Chris like all the Chriss's in the media like rock/noth/evans/pratt/jenner/banks/bale/chan/hemsworth and the one who was in sar trek/wonde wonan, pine, that the one

sge wants him to take on husband as thers  ot enuff and for both of em and hes tryng to get her out, but can we trust her? its her word against his and we dont know her motives

so rand goes out from the hotel and the lady who ownes it sez howhis outing the drunk as a drunk hurt the drunk more than her husnband

ran goes to live with the woman rancher and meets the other ranch hands frank and leech(like the x man kids?) and rand is the foreman with man and not skin, but he might be uncut as we never see his long parts

rand sez now they do hard work and the med stand up to him and say we aint taking orders from ur kind so rand throws him to the gorund and pcks hi up to show him whos boss

he wants em to take on the rainbow gang and not the gay lesbian allience against disagreement and they reluctangly consent

whule out by a lake, a moustache guy gets em ant gunptn and brings em to a house with the guy he fought b4 and rand sez he was on their property to meet the neighbors

fighter has the oyther guy sent off so theres no witnesses and rand fights the guy again and beats on him butothers infterfvear and hold him and fighter beats on him then stomps his shoting hand

the guy who was sent off comes back andhas a gun and holds em up to get back rand but they say he as heading for the place they planned to send him but rand wakes up wth a f'd hand

the guy is gonna end the fighrer names ernie like the muppet  but rand faces ernie and beats him with a f'd hand and asks howernie f;d his hand

after a guy sez how ernie stomped his hand, rand does it to him offscreen and tells the guys to get out or he'd waste em and he wont need indians to help

in the real version he took a big bite outt his hand and ate i with an open mouted chewing and bone shards comming out

later drunk is talking with lady and husand comes by disgruntled over it but lady sez she dont drink here

sherriff dad comes by and asks what up and husband sez ehrres a new paino comming and sherrfi dasd has meat gravey and catsup

he sees his goons in the bar saying they were f'd off their own claim and are quitting cuz they were scared and husband sez he paid em but they are too f'd out cuz they think rand will ice em

husband sez if he tries to ice them the marshalles will hunt him down and theytell him rand sed he dont need indians and husband slaps the guy wth an item and storms out

rand talks to sherrif ernie cant be chaged cuz ran hit 1st and rand is a trouble maker and they do things legal here but rand sez to tell thayt to husband

later rand gets a guy in his home and cooking and has him at gunpoint and sez he can cap him so he falls on the stove and get hsi face cooked off and has him get coffee for both to "settle his nerves" as cafeen makes you calm

the guy tells him they brought cattle in this canyon and would light the grass and send the cows running and he'd do it for money so rand would get the blame like when THEY did da tovvurz and blamed the gaijin

rand sez husband would ice him to cover his tracks and sends him out and if he comes back rand will ice him and later rand goes to talk with lady rancher about the cattle and shipping em

so later he goes out to where the guy he was gonna cook was gonna meet someone and the lady i think comes by and he sends her in and husband with a scar on his face like pachino and the 30s scarface comes by but leaves after a few gunshots

lay asks why not let it go and rand wants to do hsi vengeance and she sez to try to rise above the storm and what shoudl he do after it and rand dont care and sez he wont hurt others, but she sez hi being hurt can hurt others and he in a web of his own making

scar face husband goes by to start the fire and soaks the place in lighter fluid and throws a lamp in it then lights the grass as the cattle spazz out, then goes home and his drunk wife is badly playing piano and probably drunk so he backhands her a55

her dad comes in and comforts his drunk daughter and later rand finds out the fire was done and b--ches at the farmhand for not watching but he sez he was never told it was fire and didnt think the husband would russle it

its the 8ummer part where things look f'd and ranch lady sez rand brought em cr-p but he sed he was a lightning rod, but rightnng rods prevent lightening, not attract it

so the guy who had the ernie at gunoint is gonna go and sez he liked him beating the black offa ernie coombs which is the name of canadian kids show hero dr dressup

so he sez that lady rncher like monster rancher but for chicks like pixie in her succubus style thing and fur bikini like a go nagai character sez the cattle were lost but he tells her they can rebuild

ernie gun aimer is asked by lady rancher to go on a mission and not like ninjas with naruto and the next day scar husband is in town toface rand and its church going on with a constantly ringing church bell like when is time to come back in from recess in grade school

rand meets the druk wife and sez sorry for outing her as a drunk but she sez he had the right to say what he did (America b--ch) and scarface isgoing outta control and she left him after ranf came in

rand moves back in the hoyel and sez the lady rancher lost her 2 year olds but means cattle not kids being cooked alive in the fire as they scream and rupture and organs spill out like the dogs in shojo tsubaki aka midori

the sherrfi is after scarface and some guys come in with a guy they say iced another guy and say a guy named andy west liek adam west got iced and ernie is one of the guys who saw it

wait it was ernie said to have iced andy and i think andy is the guy who had ernie and droogs at gunpoint

also andy was the rands friedn and bit it and its like in Gilgamesh with his devolved himie biting it after helping him

so the people are amazed sherrif took the scarface guys down and the ernie thinks its a joke that hes in there but sherrif sez its real this time

scarcface comes in andaks why his goons are in jail and sherrif sez tney are doing it legal and even though scarface made him sherrif he's rebelling

scarfacehas a speech on how hes worked top hard to let it all fall now and caps the sherrif and frees his goons and ran coms by to find it and goes off to finsih this

h goes in a room but lady rancher tackels him and they avoid gunfire as she knows its a trap

ernie fires on him but gets capped and with his last life, staggers and fires to no effect like the mongloian in hokuot no ken when he was beat but tried a final move on kenshiro

ATTAATATATATATATATATTA! HOKUTO HYAKU RETSU KEN!

a guy is sneaking aorun abve em and lady rancher gets a gun and frs, hitting a thing that fell and knocked the guy down andrand interrogates him with a foot on his hand to find scarfae is on the town hall

rand takes him along at gunpoint as he sez how ernie iced his homie and how it feels to be capped

they go in and rand uses the guy as a human shiled and soaks up a few shots form  scarface

rand sez the chick he iced on the coach with money was gonna marry him and he throws the knife  in the most impossible way

scarface treis to escape but the ladder falls and he gets iced by the knife the chick seppukued in and ran remembers how The Lord says vengeance is His and he seez there is a God andgoes off having found peace and walks off with lady rancher

the end

That was pretty good

nice twists and god action

randolph was pretty bada55 and the music and acting is good

well filed and good style

its a 40s movie but him breaking the uys hand was like a gangster film or ninja thing

plus his woman getting it at the start was unexected

its dark but not depressing as its filmed positive with good color and light

its got more edge and bite than most movies of the era and is a bit film noir

Glad I saw it, its pretty cool

For Coroner Creek 2 I want the ex wife of the scarred guy to deal with her alocoholism and finding a big manly guywho dont drink and leads her to salvation. Also its a 32/64 bt mini game thing on n64, ps1 sega saturn and 3do where you do mini games like in amazing island to overcome temptaion to drink and buid will power as a metaphorical representation of her desire and the addiction.

Escape Plan Review

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Esapre Plam

This is my revierw on Escape Plan from the distANT future year, to commie fdr, of 2013(the year of the malcontyent uprisinghs in robotech)

its firected b Mikael Hafstrom weho diod nothing i saw

it stars ytjr bafda55 Sylvester Stallone from M*A*S*H yjr movie\Rocky\Rocky II\Rocky III\First Blood\Rocky IV\Cobra\Rocky V\Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot\Cliffhanger)(the genesis gamre of that s-vled)\Demolition Man\Judge Dredd\Daylight\Men in B ack\Antz\Rocky Balboa\Rambo\)yher 4th one)The Expendables\Creed\The Muppet Show\Liberty's Kids, the ex baDA55 Arnold Schwarzenegger FROM, Conan the Barbarian\Conan the Destroyer\The Terminator\Commando\Predator\The Running Man\Twins\Total Recall\Kindergarten Cop\Terminator 2: Judgment Day\Last Action Hero\Junior\Eraser\Jingle All the Way\Batman & Robin\End of Days\The 6th Day\Collateral Damage\Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines\The Expendables\Terminator Genisys\Liberty's Kids, the smaaretr and brave and cool Jim Caviezel who was from G.I. Jane\Frequency\Pay It Forward\The Count of Monte Cristo\The Passion of the Christ/The Wonder Years, devolved 50 Cent from Get Rich or Die Tryin'\The Simpsons\Robot Chicken, thre immooral Sam Neill from Omen III: The Final Conflict\Evil Angels aka A Cry in the Dark\The Hunt for Red October\Jurassic Park 1\The Jungle Book gfrom 94 that i didnt wanna see and wanted to watching 90s shows but my dfam went to the movcies and i didnt like it\Event Horizon\Bicentennial Man\Jurassic Park III, bada55b sovver player i mean soccr player Vinnie Jones from EuroTrip\She's the Man\X-Men: The Last Stand but those commies who run soccer can't handle disagreement, which is why America hadsd Football, its not some candsya55 beta male sopyt boy frooty booty run game of devolved monkeys fining you millionbs for being normal. Thats whatr we have basket ball for! Faran Tahir from The Jungle Book cr-p from 94/Star Trek 2000s reboot movie\Elysium\Law & Order\Party of Five\The West Wing\Judging Amy\Blue Bloods, the sin lopver Vincent D'Onofrio from Full Metal Jacket\Adventures in Babysitting\Stuart Saves His Family\Men in Bl ck\The Cell\Jurassic World\The Magnificent Seven2010s remake w/9oo japanesew people even though the REAL version is a Samurai fuilm and its CULTURAL APPROPREIATION!\\Men in Bl ck: The Series\Law & Order: Criminal Intent\Emerald City, El Polen Zakken Amy Ryan from War of the Worlds the cr-ppy tim cruize version\Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)\Law & Order\Law & Order: Special Victims Unit\Law & Order: Criminal Intent\The Office\Robot Chicken, Graham Beckel from Pearl Harbor\Hardball\Brokeback Mountain, Matt Gerald from Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines\Avatar\]San Andreas, the fallen Caitriona Mary Balfe frm nothing i saw. and Lydia Hull whos not on candya66 wikipeoda

i saw this before and thought it was cool and its the 1st time stallone and armold teamed up sbeides planey hollywang

so after logos we get a jail and stallone is reading the bible, burns a few page and uses the remains to draw on the wall

we see a scene of stallone beating 2 big guys who came at him and then title and hes put in da hole and not the one in the a55 that is often filled in jails y people turned queer

while being put away he sees 1 guard having smokes an dhas a Bible and the cell is empty and has a skylight

he whips out his long uncut wener and starts j=rkin off on the floor as the guards watch and j=rk off in unison

jk rrally he makes toilet paper spheres and gets his milk carton unfolded and later asks the guard for the time

stallone counts and this chkcomes to the prison and her car blows andstallone is sitting calm but when they get there hes gone

later stallone as a fireman gets in this car with 50 cent and a chick and escapes

stallone calls a guy on a payhone and the cops get him and when hes in this jail vincent deafrica is there as a guy who works with stallone who sez he tests security to break out of jail and see how secure it is

stallone sez how he got out by knowing the layout and how 1 part they place bad guys is near a fire thing and he knew the guards nmoke break rousinte and used the wax laminiate on a chicholate milk thing to see the fingerprints on theoor key pad and figute out the code, then play the cam footag in a loop and get to the fire place to get out when the car blew

stallone chooses to go to jail like a homie to break out as its his skill

later stallone gorw to soviet california los angelas and dont recognize a ecretary whos been there 5 months ad outwits 50 cent who smiles for once  makes cgi things

he meets a see eye ayyyy lawyer who wants him to test an escap proof thing thats private and meant for people too rough to be allowed in countries and she offers a lot of money to test it and they cant know where it is

stallone consents andis sent to be picked up with a new identity and is said to be a spaniard who made asplosives used in europe and america and was riased in America and 50 scent puts a tracker in his arm

so he goes out and is caught in a van by gus in isish republin masks and scanned then they cut out his tracker from his arm and is drugged and on the way to his location sees then shnking a guy and thrwing the body out a tvechile

he wakes up in a glass cell in a cube in a room with these cubes in a cgi zoom

this orb comes down and films hima guy looks at him and then the guy meets him where hes got hair and blood samples taken and hes the warden

stallone gives an activation code and warden dont let him out and 50 cent cant find stallone

stalone is taken ina  livne of rpisoners but not like the human centipede 3 and  imagine if they crossed over escap plan with the huan cenitpede where tallone and segal were sewn together in a chin with a bucnha homies?

stallone is in an open room with guys and1 guy is beat y guards as the huamn aste in the room cheers  and when his prison gng comes for stallone he beats on em until arnie tells em to stand down

arnie is friendly to him and his name is prothos like the 4th musketeer and arnie used to work secutoryy for a guy who stole from people with money to give it to poors and arnie wont tell em where he is

arnie sez not to get iced as last got who got it was left to rot for 3 days and it cancelled the prom

wardenwhile doing things to buterlys tells off the guard for icing an inmate as they need to get into from him and he's docked a months pay for it

later arnie sees the mus lims paying to their god and notes how theres no sun and they pray often

also he offers to aid stallne and stllone scopes out the palce and warden has the book written by stallone

o help staljne arni slugs him and they fightby taking punches at each other then do some wwf moves un til the guareds cattleprod em and send em to da hole but notda 1 in da a55

they are put in da dark and blasted with high light and stallone feels the cell as elsewhere stallones crew talks over who did this and why and 0 scents wants to call the lawyer

dr allan grant from jurassic park who is now a medical dr  checks stallone and sez he'd be ok and stallone asks where he is and guy who iced an inmate calls dr away and asks what he said

grant lies and sez he sed he didnt care when stallone asked of his dehydration and when stallone gets out of da box he asks srnie for a metal piece 3 inches to get out

warden asks where the guy is who arnie worked for and he sez he'd draw a map on a paper and he draws a butt with an arrow pointing to the crack and they put a hose in his mouth and dowater expansion on him

after coughting up not male gender fluids like other prisoners he grabs a plug in the floor andthey drag him off and later her gives it to stallone and gives him the metal and stalllone tells hi his real story and stallone wants him back in da box and arnie sez if he dont get out he'd ice him

stallone goes over what he knows and how everythign is vertical theymght be underground and they use steel and theres moisture in da air, and if he uses toothpaste polished metal to the lights it can espand and he canuse it to f something an get to the surface

stallone needs a diversion and 3-5 mkns  and arnie sez to a guy his mom was his fave wh=re and she did mouth things and a fight breaks outand they get sent to da box

stallone uses the metl to reflect light on the floor to f the screws or bolts or we andwhen he gievs the signal by knocking on the floor, arnie hears it and he fakes a spazz out as stallone opens the floor and gets throughnd climbs a thing as arnold spazzes out in german like the human centipede guy

arnie prays and calls jim cavizels ewarden the dvil and stallone pulled a hose and water leaked out and gets to the tp and sees his on a mother f-=kin boat

warden sez he will get the info one day and he'd dont give a sh-t about his f--k and stallone falls into the water and gets back to his box as the water floods the other inmates bozes and he gets the screws in the floor thing b4 they get him out

vicncent devolved sez a check is on hold and  its not uncommon with 2 million $$ checks and when told where the pile or hose or w/e brroke, h deduces it was stallone

vincent dehumanized calls warden and tells him about stallone and  warden has a guy beat on stallone and eventually it wears on him and  eventully he tells arnie his story on how he was in jail or something and wait he eas a proscruter and i cant make out much of it cuz of stallones speech f--kery

50 cent found that stllone is on a ship but dont know where the ship is and stallone notices the traits of the maksed guards an d their motions and movenments

arnie calls him lu=ouisa as the ft guards ffata55 reminds him of his ex gf and stallone sez nice as i guess they are turning prison gay

while with dr grant he gets some metcial items as he was sewed up from being shanked and arnie gives him a pen and glasses  and he macguyvers togetehr a sextent  like in ultima 4 and  warden takes him to a new cell and tells him he knows who he is and someone wants him to stay here forever and he used stallones book to make the jail

warden sez no time with arnie and no showers and stalone sez he can get him the arnie boss and eventually gets warden to work with him

stallone gives info that isnt useful on arnies boss and  arnie tells the guy he told he b0ned his moms mouth he can get him utta here and the guy sez he wants to have more rights to worship his god  in exchange for info on a prison break

the guy is brought out to the outside at night and used the sextent andprays to his god and  gets the info to stallonewho figgers out they are neer moorocco with the moors who butt raeped mattew sheppard

later staollone swallowed clotting powder t see dr and tells him of  hsi book in the wardens office and to remember his oath

stllone sezs he cant stall warden longer anddr rereads his oath  and unline many dr who give people poison cuz they were ordered to, he does hsi work and has stallone brought in and tells him he saw da book andwill work with him

stallone tells warden where the base is andthen stallone that they got 24 hours b4 the warden finds out the info is fake and he tapes a code on the wall in code tht theres a riot in c block but  dr grant sends an email sighed arnie name

later there not many guards as they readied for cell block c and the guy who prays starts a riot and to quote trning mecard; all h-ll broke loose

some masked guards have guns butstallone and arnie take em out and get their weapons and arnie stallone and prayer to his god get up and have 11 mins to get to the top

stallone f's with the camera that are all connected and gets em to see only them and pops it but the jail goes on lcok down, every thing is set to as plode, now it seems i got to  re load, amped up, da place is gonna blow!

they cant get otu and  go around and gunfight guards but the guy who prays is capped in the butt pile in his abdomen

stallone finds out theres a motion detector and he disables it andand warden sez he is in control and owns his a55 and stallone is gonna blow the generator an give em 5 seconds to get out b4 the megnetic locks seal and wll be right behind em

the prayer tells arnie to go w/o him and opens fire on the guys coming at him and the inmate icer sez where they are and warden sez they mght be going fr the engine room

praying guy goes out dual wirlding pictols andtakes a buncha hits as i gues she had infinite ammo and eventually fgoes down

dont worry, he needs rest, he's gonna be ok, wait, wadend comes down and ends him,  but its ok, he went to another deimsion and it was a robot duplicate and there was a hiostpial planet nearby

stallone fight rhe inmate icer and  eventually sends him doen the stains where hes implied to bite it, but hes a brit so its ok, they aint real people, only cells

stallone turns off the power like that cruise where the toilets didnt work and people saved their waste in bags and it spilled and they lived in stink

the doors open and a chopper comes by and opens fire on the watchtower andlancs and arnie runs to em and warden and goons get to the area with stalloone and he goes on a path

arnie takes a machine gun and slo mo opens fire on guys and in the inner room, warden sez he knows of stallones woman and son andwill make the jail tougher and  they turn the powr back but stallone is i the water tank andgets flushed out the toilet to the sea

arnie sees him as hes got bird eyes and they go to get stallone and h gets up a ladder andwarden opens fire on him with a handgun but arnie drops a gun and stallone gets it in mid air and warden caps  arneis arm but staloljen caps oil drums and blows warden to h-ll

so theyget to shore and the sea eye ayy comes out and is arnies daughter whofaked it to get arnie out and she is the one arnie knew about and the whole thing was to get arnie out of jail

they shake hands and arnie hopes to never see him again as hes not in the dequel and its revealed that vicnetn devolved  betrayed him to get a secutity job in the boat jail and 5 million a year and would seal  stallone so it would probve the jail is unbeatable

50 sent catches vincent de evltuonized and he wakes up in is car in a crate in a boat where hes b[porbaly gonna die of dehydration

the end

That was pretty good

nice prison movie with action and twists

i forgot a bit like vincient dehmanized being a traitor or the praying guy's role but the hose scene and the guards fata55 loking like his gf i remembered

its a pretty cool movie and the heroes are actually smart and not only meat heards who beat their way out

also i think according to wikipedia they said arnold was the guy who stole from the alleged rich and his name in jail was a code name

but its good to see action heroes teaming up and this movie didnt do well in America but the other gaijin lands liked it

its not as violent or actiony as the 80s fims but its going for a different style

here they gotta get out and are under oppression instead of equal sides in a war

like beast machines to beast wars

plus both heroes got good lines

For Escape Plan 2 I want it to be about vincent donoffrio to be sent to some unknown island there are cannibals and sasquatch on i and he has to use his skills he got from stallone to try to get off. Also its a 128 bit game where you gotta make thing sand survive to get off before thesasquatc get you like pikman but more cannibalism and gore and its on sega dreamcast, gamecube, ps2 and xbox where you also find a tribe of pygmies who see you as a god and you use them to fight the sasquatch with steategy and traps.

Baoh Review

Note: I spell as accurate as the science in this

Baoh

This is my review on Baoh from the distant future year (To Shiro Ishii Sama) of 1989 (a decade efore the global war ended with the sdf-1 hitting macross island)

its directed by Hiroyuki Yokoyama who did nothing Ore Samma saw and was writter by the jojo guy Hirohiko Araki, but i didnt see jojo

Its dubbed by guys who aint really in anything else and stars the Hokuto No Ken and Japanese G1 Transfomers Actors

I saw i and read both volumes of the manga and even abridged the oav

also its animated by the guys who did bleach pie rrot and distributed bu Toho who did Godzilla

So after the title we get a trainwith this chick and guars hunting a girl and her poemon thing and she gets ahead of em somehow into a room of big black dogs

she uses esp to decode the lock andopens the cages so the dogs attack em but the guards and chik beat and cap the dogs as dogs are surpluss to requirements and mongo loids

the dr who is behind this thinks the girl with psychic powers being too much for the chick and the chick and gitl come in and the organization he works for wants her powers for their use

psycho chivk plls a valve and this guy in a water tank breaks out from not enuff water and takes off his sm gear sensors as the girl takes the car on the train off and gets away

btw this is in fullscreen and is colored and has dat good 80s animation

after pulling off a gus hand, the sm gear boy gets out with the chickstanding there unable to stop a beefy teen i SM Gear and a black speedo  and the dr sez to end him

they fire and he jumps off and grabs power ies and cooks as the train rdes off and the girl is with him

thenits daylight and girl and ten are out in clothes and she sez the rganization covered up the body on the tracks and the incident

girl draws and se her name is sumirei and means violet and was from an orphanage and was gives money to live with doress and she draws andher power turn on like in x men and she sees a vision of a guy ad hears hes sent to ice baoh

she sez the dr caled him baoh and then the guy from the picture comes in and ahanks teen named ikuro and he staggers off and aks a morcyvle from a gu as the assassin stands there ding jack sh-t and not j=rkin off

at the institute, the col phones ssassin and sez to ice the teen and burn him and if the girl is in the way to wase her too

also a psychic girl and a devolved guy vs a secret evil group for power? sounds like maju sensen aka demonic beast front by ken ishikawa

so the assassin is number 1 in his firld and dr shows his funders in gold masks a baoh dog made b4 ikuro and the baoh was made by advancing evolution(which isnt real but this is weird a55 sci fi) and the dog has skin f==ks under its fur like ikuro will be getting

so the chick opens th hatch and this tiger comes in and tears open the dogs head but when under attack the baoh acicates and the dog digivolves into something like tiger of the wind or the dog from megami tensei digital devil story

ikuto and suure go to a gas sattion and ikuro is healed from getting shanked like a homie in prison whennot being b0ned by aids bags

the gas station guy was iced and th assassin colmes out and slices ikuros neck and shanks him then beats down sumire comming to help

as assassin starts soaking the teen whos 17 and legally a child unless he succeeds in icing someone like Rittenhouse then he's an adult, but not like trayvonne who didnt finish the guys he tried to ice

so ikuro's heart beats the knife out and then we see the dog in beast moe easily waste the tiger and slice open its head and brains burst out

i miss how f--kin violent anime was, without it and the cool cr-p its like watching thundercats roar

so ikuro digivolves into blue hair but not a feminist and grabs the asaassins hand and eats through thr wrist, then escapes with sumire as the gas goes up and the station blows from the match he dropped, then grabs the assassins face and melts it brutal and its bada55

in the base, col dordo headshots the dog like j f k ha comming and then dudes cook it with flamethrowers as the sponsors see that baoh would make them better than any political powrr even the soviets

then the dog head comes off like john carpenters the thing and a worm comes out and they roast itwith flame throwers but this is a full grown baoh and ikuro's is a larva and they gotta ice um to protect the secret

later ikuro turns back and dont recall what happened while he was dead/devolved and col dordo goes out to clean up the mess of the assassin after this guy names walken uses his psychic powers like in a go nagai anime and tells where ikuro is and uses psycho power to cook his cool coffee

ikuro has a dream of his rents in the car and after 2 cars driving the wong way nearly iced em, they go off a cliff as they all are asian and the dr injects the baoh larva parasite into him

ikuro wakes up in some f--ked out building and recalls a few things and sumire knows his age and sez shes 9 and both are close, which legally, both are onsidered kids and its not legal to b0ne

then she sees blood on her hands in a vision and knows THEY are comming o wqaste em

a commando team comes to the building and sumire sez they can easape if they run andikuro stands there like a spazz and the team opens fire on themwith iluro getting aheadshot on him like in the bible with king david and goliath

amazing in all that guntire only 1 bllet hit

so he falls off the building and they dont see him but then he jumps back up and is in blue oni mode and violently wastes the guys with their bullets doing nothing even on his clothes and he grows blades on his arms and slices by em like devilman and melts a guys face with acid hands before bending a flame thrower on the user as he falls literally down in flames

so he punches a mirror and sees himself as he turns back and hsi clothes are undamaged by the flamethrower and hears sumire scream and he jumps down and turns back to baoh and sees col dordo with sumire's head at gunpoint

he fires hair like needles like togemon in digimon and burns off his gun hand and face but hes a robot under the skin like terminator or ginnai doma in black lion and flies off on a rocket pack hang glider built into him like a f--kin action figure

he sees a picure she drew of him and later its 60 hours later and the chick sez that the sumire is in danger from dehydration and had no water in 2 days while in a sound room being blasted with noise but dr sez baoh is comming from her mental thing

ikuro came over in the underground caves and they see him and summon walken and col dordo is in a chopper with a sniper rifle to harambe him with a bullet that can take out a troop carrier, but ikuro can use bio electricity from his muscles to fire a static shock and blast it back to blow the chopper

after taking out 2 guys with thunder shock and slicing through a buncha guys he meets walken, whos the last of his tribe of native american warriors and looks like f--kin violence jack!

also thisn oav cut the scenes of the kung fu killer babboon that pulls weapons ou its throat and the farm couple that comes back later and ikuros training arc

so walken carves a symbl on his chest with a funger as a sign of recognizing him as a worthy foe and uses his pyschic power to melt and burn the area an air and floor and melts the wall around baoh's arm so his thnder shock cant be used

walked sez those with that much powersuffer for it, but baoh sloces off his arm like devilman ova 2 and zaps walkev with thunfer like great mazinger but when walken comes at him, baoh throws his arm blade and cuts off walkens fingers and get him in the skull with it

the dr sez they are gonna nuke the lab and 1 kilo meter around it and baoh has somehow got his arm out the wall and put it back on and punched into sumires room t save her as baoh and she recognizes him

then laswrs cems out and fire on sumire and ikuro takes it in the back using his body as a shield then counter attacks to fure hair to bust the lasers

so sumire got it in the neck and is dead and walken isnt dead and runs into scientists

baoh cuts his mouth and kisses the 9 year old and feeds her his blood like megan fox and machine gun kelly to heal her

without walkens bandanna to regulate his psychic power, hes out of controll and microwaves the scientists with ki or w/e

so sumire is healed and walkens esp is busting the aea and causing earthwuakes and he coems in and busts the floor so they fall unto the endless dry caves by this ocean cliff, wait the dr and chicks capsule landed in water

walken broke the bedrock and the flintstones are in h-ll for their l=dge meetings and ikuro tells sumire to get the f out andgrabs a laser cannon and fights walken who can use some kind of easplosion array like lina inverse in slayers

boh plugs the cannon into s arm and it works wihtout needing controls and he slices walken in 2 crotch to head, then slices the stone spikes on the cio,ing that ice the chick and dr who sez baoh is his perfect weapon, then the base goes nucular

sumire sez the base was covered up as a chemical thing stored wrong and sumire, who lived with these farmers or w/e in the manga who were seen in the training arc, sez ikuro is gonna come back

then credits to a song like in Don Bluth that is actually kinda heartfelt and moving as the camera goes to the bottom of the ea and shows ikuro there and sumire sez she had a vision of ikuro sleeping  in the underground caves and he'f wake up when she turns 17

as salt water puts the baoh into stasis lock

the end

that was cool

nice acion and msuic and the art was good

the acting was a bit wooden but in japanese its better and its got a bit of cheese feels

its got a good story that is closer to real than many wanna admit with the organization being from ww2 and making things with evl and occult for years

it cuts like 1/5th of the manga like the acid spiders but its still pretty cool and has good gore and acion and coolness

i liked it and while i never read jojo, i think this is pretty cool

also the Baoh Character was ripped off for a World Heroes Game as a boss, but what wasn't ripped off for it?

For Baoh 2 I want the seas t dry up from a nucular war and people are fighting to survive in the wasteland but Sumire is now a bada55 bodybuilder chick and uses psychic power to see opening in enemy attacks and counter em, also she used her psychic power to seal the Baoh in his head so he could use its power but not have it reproduce and release all the eggs to infect others. Then they go around fighting the remains of Doress the organization that did the thing and caused the nucular holocost to wipe out the lesser evolved so the higher evolved would continue wihtouht the lesser evolved poisoning the gene poole for evolution reasons. Alos its a 16 bit beat em up on sega genesis, snes, tg16, atari jaguar and gba with 1 player as baoh and the othwer as sumire and going around fighting devolved monsters that were once human made by doress and taking on its leaders who are geezers on life support mechs and have been running things with ancient tech since the bible days.

Apollo 18 Review

 Note: I spell like space travel is real

Apollo 18

This is my review on Apollo 18 from the fdistant future year(to thw germans who claimed to make the thing that goes to the alleged moon after being in ZEE AXIS) of 2011(The year of Transforemrs the headmasters and robotech season 001)

Its dirtectal by openly spaniard Gonzalo Lopez-Gallego who did nothing i saw and i saw this b4 and thought it was cool

it stars Warren Christie from thr 00s twilight zone/Malibu Shark Attack/Flashpoint\Zoo, Lloyd Owen from nothing i'e seen, Ryan Robbins from the 00s walking tall/catwoman/Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem\Warcraft\the 00s twilight zone/blade the series/pure/the good doctor/the 2010s twilght zone, Andrew Airlie from Breaker High\Final Destination 2\the 00s Fantastic Four\The Butterfly Effect 2\the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy and Michael Kopsa from the ocean dub of dbz/mobile suit gundam/mega mannt warrior/inuyasha/death note/action man\x men evolutio\iron man armored adventutes/slugterra/the 00s tv movie of carrie/the 00s fantastic 4/watchmen/dear mr gacy/rise of the planet of the apes.

its shon as a found footage film andimplies its real, but i doubt the Nationan Assiciation of Spreading Aids would allow it to get out and the gov allow those who have it to live

so after logos we get text claiming man walked on the moon and misions 18 19 and 20 were cancelled but this footage was uploaded to lunar truth and this film was edited from that footage

is i think 1974, before Reagan cut the red tape and let us have kids shows based on toys, and we get an interview of a guy talking of gong on a classified thig and another guy from a military fam going to get more moon rocks

moonrock was the name of the company that animated nami sos/sexy sailor soldiers, which is like sailor moon so the name makes sense

so they are watching out for the soviets and 1 guy isnt allowed to tell his fam hes going to the alleged moon andwants to bring him a moon rock

but what about the moon kingdom that was destroyed after the fight with the dark kngdom/negaverse?

then we get a logo of the title and they launch to the allged moon and theylook at da urthfrom their ship as 1 guy is said to be number 13 on the moon

1 guy wants to be alone and probably j=rk off and blast his goo in 0G

you think they did secks experinemts in space to see what its like or any impacts on the himan body/organs?

maybe secks rituals to summon the space daemons

so they land on the alleged moon andnot near ritas castle in power rangers and  its xmas 1974 on day 1 of a 2 day mission

so they go out and see rock formations and i asume i was made by someoenand they put a flag of America u[ but not the Confederacy for some reason

canada has 2 groups, the french and the humans, so why can't America celebrate its other culture?

as they f--k about the camera has a spazz and some shadow goe over em and they look at da urth from the alleged moon and get a high view form somethign of thm

i guy gets a rock that feels strange andtheres footage of somethign in a dark crater

so they go back in and eat in their po that is around as big as a 3rd world apartment and 1 astronaught's kid plays with his radio and sent a message to his dad saying he loves him

later 1 guy sez he had jalpeno on his hands and p-ssed and got it on his part and it burned so a nurse got milk to dip em in

this is why you dont circimsize kids, that skin is htere for a reason and it protects the man thing from stuff like that

so at night or w/e they have there its got lights going out and weird sounds recording and the guy try to figger it out

they think its interference and the camra sees a rock moving outside

later the alarm clock playes a rooster sound and  1 guy is sleeping and the othe rfilms him to prove he snores, but he jumps out and ylls as he was faking beign asleep

they eat breakfast and 1 guy sez how one of his samples is on the floor and he bagged everything but the other guy didnt

space ghost! but not coast to coast!like the evil wizards of the coast who hates sanity!

so they go outn anduse a sound catcher to listen for things andfind human bootprintson da moon thats not their shoe style

they go to  crater where the footprints lead and think the guy wo made em is disorientated from going in ciclrees and  finda soviet space pod

btw the moon collects dust at a set rate, so if the moon were millions of years ol,the dust would be yards thich, but when they claim to have gone to the moon, it was said to only be an inch or few, which adds up to a few thouand years, so creationism is proven, and if you believen in the official story of the moon landing, you otta belive ein creationism

so in the soiet pod is a blood mess and they follow the footprints in a dark crater ut the suis aint made for that kinda cold

he uses bursts o light and is freszing until he finds the dead soiet seemingly mummified on the moon

they bring the body back as theres less gravity andhe can carry all dat dried meat and find he had a rip in his suit and a rock in it and they go back b4 the air runs out

they think the soviet iced the other one like the Crhistian Sci Fi Novel Future Glimpses Moon Murder of the 1st killing on the moon in the near future

so the astro naughts tell the home base that the soviets made it there andi the departmint of def ance is getting invioolved an they think its like water gate and wonder whats REALLY going on

1 guy sez looking out makes him think something slookning back

later the flagvanishes and thry cll the base and tell em and they think the other soviet took it but theres no way it could have that much air

unless its a rebreather or w/e the thing is tht takes the carbon out of the co2

the base sez they knew the societs were going to the moon under fake satellite mission but tell the astronaughts that there was only 1 cosmonaught and its time to get home

as th get feady, something f--ks out and the camera looiing at the pod is dragged off

the moon car is flipped sideways and the guys thinkit might be a meteor black dragon in attack mode and 1 guy goes out as the air tanks got f'd a it to find the hull insulation was ripped up

they get the same feedback weach time they use active coms and the guy outside sees footprints and think they might have space life, althguh they are the aliens as the moon things are native to it and they came jhere

so1 guy turns over the space car and somethign is in his suit and he wiggs out and we see a bug thing crawl on his face

the othe rguy gets on his space suit, gets out there, gets him and gets him back all before the air runs out

they get in the pod and repressureice but i think the pressure issues might give em the bends or w/e or make their eyes pop out or w/e the maruta clai the Npponjin did in the alleged 731

so the guy who wigged out didn't know what happened and the guy in the high area in the craft circlijg the moon sez he cant get em from interference and calls home base for help

so wigged out guy claims he thought he saw something and slipped and fell butdenies saying smething was in his helmet and his shirt has a blood stainand he's got a cut on his torso

theres nothingin his suit and he seesm ton ahve something insdie him like a parasite andthe other guy pulls out this ting from the wound andits a rock like his samples

he hits i withn a hammer and it blows apart into small bits and theytry cllin huston where anime is dubbed butgot no response

1 guy sez the signal might be blocked bythe gov to keep em from telling what happened and attract things the camersa documenting em are watchign em as an experiment liem the maruta claim camp 731 was but really they do far worse to their own kind

maybe thats why the maruta wanna go to the moon? theres no laws there, they cn do w/e they want and its legal

then again they already to it in their sh-t hole country, so they dont reall need to

so the Americans go out and come back as the wigged out guy is off and examining him shows hes infected by the thing in him

space aids! the final f--k teer. theres are the voyages of the spurm sh-t anus prize, its 5 minute mission, sto explore strange new hole, to see out new men, and new secks positions, to boldly b0ne, like no man has b0ned b4 

so the moon guys think they might not get back but the gov wants the footag andthe wigged out guy is devolving andwants to be left there so he'd not ruin da urth

so human guy not wiged out guynotices blood on his face and checks his wigged out homie whos got black veins on his wound and wigged out guy is getting irritable and sez not to touch him

he spazzes out more and later theres a crab thing by the camera and the guy wigs out mote andbusts thign with a hammer as the human treis to stop him

the ship circling the moon tells the moon teem to get otu or they'd be out of range and have to leave em as human calls for helpto the orbiting ship

he gets his space suit on and gets the footage andthey go out on damoon andget on the moon car and the car f==ks out andthe wigged out guy is gone

you know, if this movie is fakes, then THEY could have faked the "real" oon landing

human looks for the soiet lander to get da f out andhis air is goign low anhe comes across the wigged out guy who found where the space things are comming from in tis crator

something pulls wigged out guy down into the dark crator and the human goes after him an dhe uses bursts of light to see andthe rocks are rock crabs and chase him and he gets out like akira fudo and ryo asuka is devilm man oav 1 when ryo was all "f--kin A run! get da f--k outta here!" as daemons chased him

so he gets to the soviet pod and takes off his helmet when pressurized and makes calls ion the commljinks andeventually gets the soviets but then the deputy secretiary of dee fen ce who sez the socviets patched em through to them but they decided to not bring him home

he sez the other guy had it but hes clean bu they dont wanna let him back cuz he might be affected which is odd as we should be inocent until proven guilty

the gov sez he did a great servive to his country and they'd tell his fam he bit it a hero

he plays the clip of the son playing with his dads radio and saying he loves him and this is what happens when you trust the gov

the orbiting guy(i forgot what that word was for a bit) calls him and he tells em the gov knew the whole time and orbit guy will get him on the soviet pod

he may be defying orders, but what are they gonna do? execute him? he's already dead if he stays there

then the wigged out guy comes at the soviet pod with a hammer and his helmet is full of spider saa dhes got fingers like snakes and spiders in his hair

or finger slike d0ngs and spiders in my a55

so he blasts off andthe gov tells him not to recover the human thinking hes infected and a gov telling a soldier to make a death of another man is business as usual to them

the go threatensd to not comunicate wth orbit guy if he saves human and as human gets in space the 0 g kicks in and the rocksfloat and turn t crabs and he isn infected and he spazzes out

then we get text saying 17 was the final mission and the guys on the misison were officially iced in mission sor training andhow many moon rokcks are mission ro given as gifts and are unknown of their wearabluts

then credits and a clip of j f k before THEY iced him saying they go to da oon cuz its hard and i the credits is a lot of soviets and its buy the wensteinds in dimension films andit plays the following yonder star xmas song as this is a xmas movie as its during xmas

thw end

that was cool

going forn a found footage and using actors who aint in much to keep people from saying "hay its lillian gish! this is fake!"

and lisa ann beley was a dialogue coach and also did gundam and transformers and was mai shiranui in a fatal fury movie

it was filmed in the soviey republicn of canada with inbred lunberjack eating moose and b0ning sasquatch and the acting is good and the story is well done

1 good thing about found footage is you dont need music

composiion; paul sterling, liek max and dana sterlng in robotech?

wtf; footage and images courtesyof nasa?! this is real?!

but over all its a decent film. not the worlds greatest masterpiece but its a solid found footage horror with mystery and good twists

plus having the gov as the bad guys was pretty accurate

for Apolloo 18 2 I want the gov to have brought enough rocks to earth and passed em aroubd the planet to do the final plan: They send the signal on the airwaves and the rocks turn crab monsters and start eating and infectiong people and devolving them, bt the son of the guy who was sent to the moon has grow up to be a conspiracy guy and has deduced their plan with the Torah Code and prepared for it with Holy Items that ward off the crab rocks and pray away th devolution. also the son whos a big beefy guy with long 80s hair and a red headband busts into the gov base the signal is coming from andfinds they kept his dad in stasis lock to reverse enginer the infection and decipher the moon crabs frequency with human bio rhythms s people wont notice and after freeing his dad and healing him with his prayers, they use a holy signal on the airwaves and it makes the moon crabs and people who aided em melt into green goo and free the world. Also its an 8 bit game on Sega Master System, Nes, gb, game gear, tg16, atari lynx and 7800 where you play as the son and go around this gov base like Impossible Mission and use holy abilities to fight the cran monsters and possessed guards and higher daemons that the gov did all this for.

Bio Hunter Review

Note: I spell devolved

Bio Hunter

This is my review on Bio Hunter from the dustant future yewar of 1995 (around when the global civil war was happening in Robotech)

Its directed by Yuzo Sato who did nothing I've seen

Its based on a manga by Fujihiko Hosono who did nothing I saw and was screenwritten by Yoshiaki Kawajiri who did Ninja Scroll\Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust\The Animatrix Program\Ninja Scroll: The Series\The Animatrix World Record

The music was by Masamuicbi Amano who did Urotsukidoji\Samurai Reincarnation\Ninja Resurrection/Sensitive P0rnograph\Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games\Battle Royale

Its dubbed by the fox kids/Rovbotech guys and i saw this b4 and abridged the oav

It starts with this dude b0ning a chuick and her b00b eats his hand

then title and this guy is teaching a class in colenge on dna and the 20 year old teens are bored but 1 chick is into him and sez to call him and shows her umber thats not 555

aftwer class, prof's homie comes in with test results and prof sees some guys in suits by a car and go with em

Komada the guy with lennon glasses and i mean the commie lennon as in the brit from the cr-ppy and thr beatles not the ussr commie but both wound up in h e duble soviet california, and Koshigaya the proff, are biologists who do a side job thats non union and help people with weird a55 cr-p

they go to a mafia guys place and its night now and mafia guy wants them to ave his daughter and takes em to this basement or sm dungeon where komada crys when he senses one of THEM

in this cell behind bars is a chick with devolved faces growing outta her like that jinmen guy did on vilence jack and the duo sez its a daemon virus

Koshigaya injests a face with a goo and it melts off thrn the chick wiggs out and break out of her chains and Komada catches her and he devolves into some kinda monster and she runs but he chases her and slices ff her daemon facesfrom her bod and they melt on the flood

so the chick is cured and Koshigaya gets a sample of goo off the melted face and takes it back to the lab and and narrates that its a daemon virus that has a retro vitus that devolves the dna and how this virus can instently mutate someone with eolution (which is non canon) and make em into yokai

he cant tell the other scientists as they think evoluton takes millions of years and this might prove creationism and won't buy it, but really he has 1 guy, hsi home boy Komada who is infected with the daemon aids and eats a lot to feed it like goku or luffy and we see a thing of kfc

why not show em komada? will THEY vivisect him?

so komara is malcontent over being a specimin and his immune system is resisting the virus but he has issues controlling it and its like blade in marvel before soviet disney devolved it

so they are the bio hnters and probably dont hunt bio seuxal people as opposed to naecro seuxal who b0ne the dead

elsewhere this nerdy chick is at the office at night and this tentalce monster gets her and its the 4th icing this month and Koshigaya and komada think its the aemon beasts but not like demon beast front by ken ishikawa

komada is meeting a student and Koshigaya thinks its a date but komada sez he dont b0ne students like yamagishi in Heisei Harenchi Gakuen and goes out thinking how as he's infected/devolved h e cant have a gf like a marvel hero like the hulk or the thing or spider  man who poisoned mary jane with nucular j-zz

also Koshigaya asked Komada if he sees himself as a man or monster

So this chick runs by and some toughs come and ask where she went but he dont tell em and this big guy bends coins in 1 hand andsgrabs Komada by the face and squeezes his skull, only for the cops to cime by and ask if he needs help and the toughs run

the chic sez everything ok and the cops leave and she sez she cant tell the cops and runs off, but Komada crys and thinks she might be  daemon beast

Koshigaya makes a gun that fires capsules and Komada sez shes involved somehow and they go see her as they somehow know where she lives and find her grandpa vanished and thee guys hassled her and she cant trust the cops and the toughs would hurt her if she dont tel em but she dont know

Koshigaya knows of her grandpa bokuto murakami ande is a famous fortune teller andshes sayska like in hokuto no ken 2 or mazinger z and her grandpa left after seeing an article of a chick who was iced in a string of wackings and the bio hunters look outside and see a guy running away and se they were followed

Koshigaya has Komada call the school to cancel his lectures for a week as he cant and i guess Komada is his indentured servant and the toughs go to this Japanese place and this rich guy slaps the coin bender for not finding bokuto

coin bender who looks like akuma in street fighter sees a pychic who looks like he'd b0ne a camel and asks about bokuto murakami as the pychic was his student, and he interrogates him and takes a bite outta his crystal ball

the bio hunters drive and hear from sayaka that bokuto cleans himself in waterfalls as the evil from those he does readings for  f's him, and they go to waterfalls to look

the bio hunters dont buy foryune telling and are science nuts but Koshigaya sez theres a lot of mysteries science cant explain andwe getta montage of em looking at waerfalls til its almoist darke and Komada gives sayaka a can of coke

with dat long hair and glasses, komada looks like a hipster and they go to a hot spring and see sayaka's thicc white a55 across the spring

in a parking garage this devolved monster eats a chick and its memtioned on the radio and the bio hunters hear but as they drive on, the akuma coin bender drives a truck by em and opens fire on em with a machine gun

good thing guns are illegal in japan, or ele this guy mightve shot at em

so the cargoes off a cliff and omada devolves int a mau and saves em as the car falls and blows  on impact cuz its probably korean made and coin bender akuma drives off in his yellow optimus prime

Komada in beast mode almost eats sayaka but Koshigaya sez his name and he goes bac to human mode and asks what am i if hot a human and she akes up and ghugs him

she feels bummed she got em involved and wants to go alone but Koshigaya sez they'll be usefull and she finds a waterfall by a wood bridge and a twmple

tu go there and find granpa bokuto with yams cooked as he knew they were comming

so bokuto sez the cheif secretary of the liberal republical party is the one after him and how men in power use black arts to see the future

bokuto saw evil in the poliician and gave him herbs but bokuto booked it wgen politician sent his goons to slrence him likre r f k did to mrylin

so he escaped to the emple who's ownr is his homie and when asked, told em the politician would be dead in a month but that was more tha a month ago

bokuto senses smething off about komada, not human or animal and wont tell them what he saw as poluticn might be the next prime minister and owns da cops so bokut wants to get out of the country like when a commie gets in and the people flee or die like venesuala or cuba

so the io hunters talk of bokut sensing their dna and deciphering it and how if they can reverse engeneer it, they can tell anything of a man, even life span

komada thought why didnt bokuto tell em  what he saw if he knew what would happen and how he semed to change his tune after sensing komada

politician wjo was the guy who slapped akuma coin bender hears where bokuto is and is having a spazz attack

in the moon light sayaa sez to komada shes going to europe andwants to spend time with komada and they see the moon  but komadas hand devolves and goes on her leg but he notices and pulls it bavk and she goes but his hand turns human and he thinks hes losing control

Koshigaya is by the fire and bokut is in the water fall as a duality of reversals and Koshigaya asks i he knows of the demon virus or murders but tells em of people posessed by a devil and dont know hes dead and eats livers to keep from rotting

and ths living corpse is gonna lead the nation and probably use his connections to get more girls to do stuff to, like back door billy in 92-00 in the Land of the Free

so bokut wanted them to get rid of him but his homie komada still has a human heart and only a full daemon can ice another

totally not like with Devlman by Go Nagai

so Bokuto vanishes and Koshigaya is best out and chjoppers come and komada sees a chopper and runs to see ko'ed Koshigaya thren back to fid sayaka and bokuto taken away and they fire on him but he evades and theynail him with a ricket but his hand gras the chopper

koada has a dream of running to sayaka andshe sinks into the ground and when he pulls her up her hand breaks off and he wakes up and knows they are in the ocean and has a stump in bandaids and they ead on

totally not like dog solder shadows of the past or riki-oh

the hand has crawled aroun the air coditioning and Koshigaya sez if komada turns he might not be able to turn bak like i anmorphs and politition goes to see chicl sayaka all lusty like an irishman, but the goons have bokuto and he leves his eal for later

komada senses his hand and Koshigaya drives em over to the docks as its always the doks like the Best Fanart: Doc Holiday from History, And Doc from Snow White, Engaging in Docking(Putting 1 d0ng in another d0ng) Doc On Doc Docking!

politician sends not akuma out and talks to bokuto who's beat up. while komadas hand unlicks i mean unloxks the handcuffs and fuses witrh sayaka like him  putting his spurm i her womb

bokuto sz politician has dead mans eyes and politician asks what the herbs were he gave him, but bokuto sez he sensed an evil and the herbs would have dried it up but poliician didnt give it a chance and was too much ino power and authority and now its too late and es no longer a human but a monster that ats people

politician wiggs ou and starts devolving and i'm thinking, why dont bokuto usehis esp to predict enemy attacks and dodge em like tmisaburo in magical beadt fropnt?

so the bio hunters sneak around and take out guards and poiltiotn devilves and fires tentales out of his body o penetrae bokuto and when sayaya whos going through the vents scrwams, politician goes afrer her

Koshigaya shows up to see plitician tentacling his way up the vents and bokuto dead and the non akuma calls on the walkie talkes to find everyone out andgets a sledge hammer

as komada coms by he crs from ensing something and not akuma beats him down with a sledge hammer as komada starts devolving and slices open not akumas face with good blood

in the vents potcian gets the chick by the leg and she screams and fully devolved omada runs with the animation remembering hes missing a hand

he gets to a rwarehouse and sees polittion coming down  like doc ock an they fight with poiticians lighting fast tantacles slicing throug things but komada jumps on him and chews his head off like they are b0ning

komada is spazzng out and back hands Koshigaya into some cr-p and like in rikioh the manga, havin  head dont stop politician from being dead and it fires finger tentacles into him as he spazzes out all dvolved and has a near death expetoence thats in the limbo between this world and the next and exprieced what those who fell to the daemon virus felt

Koshigaya reaches for te gun thats a bit out of reah and sayaya comes in and tells him nt to die and he heads to the light as the chick is grabbed by these tentacles and starts putting 1 n her mouth like its la blue girl

komada goes to the light and Koshigaya gets the gun and takes ffa tentale whick lets komada revive and his hand in sayka flies to him and grabs the daemon core in politicians body and crushes it so it turns to sone and crumbles

komada returns to human mode but is beefier like a lighter riki-oh and he tells her somethng and walks off naked with his uncut man thing offscreen and we see his man a55

so komada got his mind back and they coniue their jounrey t the wst i mean battle as bio hunters

then credits to awesome epic music and Komada jumps into the night with a full moon as a werewulf ref

the end

that was cool

its got the good art and animation and cool story like a Go Nagai thing

good action and the music is great and atmosphere and style is dark but with light for a goof contast

the voicing is good even in the dub wih the robotech guys and the writing is good

is dark and seruous but not depressing and has heart and you kinda care for the characters and theres a good mystery to it that makes sense

I enjoyed it and hpe we ge more madhouse kawajiri cr-p. Its usually quite god

Also the evil ruler eating people and being possessed is TTALLY not liek REAL life!

For Bio Hunter 2 I want them to find another mystic and he's a church guy whohas holy ways of praying away the daemons, also theres a damon king whocreated the daemon virus who is using the energ of those devolved by it to break the barrior to the human realm and the purified komada can use holy power to fight the daemons as all the evil left him. also it a 128 bit 3d adventure  game like ela on sega dreamcat, gamecube, ps2 and box where yu use komada andfiht daemons and beat the evil outta em and figt huge bosses that are daemon rulers that once beat, the virrus they made is cleared and the people are healed. also you gotta beat ut enough of the virus from people to access the boss room as the posessed people are givign strength to his power.

KeMeRa Review

Note: I spell like a hermaphrodite

KiMeRa

This is my revew on KiMeRa from the distant future year (To The Right Honorable Hiroito) of 1996 (35 years befoe Battlestars The Return Of Con voy)

Its based on a manga by Kazuma Kodaka who did a lot of yaoi, or gay love manga, but not like one piee with all the okama turning people like with sanji

its diRECTAL by Kazu Yokota who did beyblade season  eps, Slayers eps and storyboarded others

It stars the guys from ADV Films so its good and non union s those commies don't get any money extorted in mandatory dues to be allowed to work for those daemons

I saw this b4 and have it on VHS I got from a comic shop used

it starts with a space craft falling to Urth and this hunter and dog find it, only for tentacles to shak and suck the dog dead then get the guy offscreen

im glad it showed the dog getting it

then titlle and these 2 guys Osamu and Jack drive down the road in a Double Dragn Car and Jack is blonde and American like Terry Bogard or Roy Fokker with a wife and kid back home who are also Blonde like Japan thinks all Americans are/Americans know we should be

he and Osamu sell corny flakes to Americs Heartland and Osamu has these bells that dingle, so I otta call it his ding a ling

they stop at an accident and armed mlitary guys tell em to gtfo cuz its not safe and when Jack sez We Deserve An Explainatinon, the place starts bloweng and Osamu winds up in this truck with this non gender \descript being in a glass tube

the glass is cold and hs bells awaken it and they try to kiss with glass between em and this guy in a cape come in and is fluying like DBGT and fires a ki blast but another cape guy saves him and dark cape guy runs pff

Saving cape guys have devolved faces and Jack saw a few guys sucked dry of fluids and later at another place Jack whos real name is Jay is talking with his dad who sez to forget it or the gov will monitor em forever

Jay asks if dad is experimenting on humans and he dad se jay and osamu were released as hes the team leader and dont exerpiment on hkamns like the maruta do

osamu thinks of the thing he saw in the glass and Jay's Dad is called to a meeting and tells em theres a snack machine and coffee in the hall

but coffee makes you queer as in the 80s We drank pop and were manly with He Man an Thunder Cats but in the 90s they had coffee culture and we got sissy boy bands like n'sync and backdoor boys, then in the 2010s and 20s the koreas started stealing American Protoculture like they do for their anime knock offs like Space Gundam 5 and that one where Char Aznable was Amuro Ray under his mask

so the dark cape guy is flying around and phazing throughwalls and this huge fat blonde guy like a devolved charles martinet is b--ching about cr-p and his name being in the wrong place

dark cape wastes some guards and sees osamu and jay on the security cams and are loooking for the thing in the tube as jay wants to b=know if dad is telling the truth and checks the underground lab

osamu sensing something behind a door marked off limits and goes in the green house that sez danger do not enter, which should be on all butts so you dont get aids or poop in ur weener

osamu thinks the sign was a lie and somethings drawing him in and jay used his stolen dad key andit beeps and after spazzing out abut what might happen if they do or dont do anything, the door opens and they go in

man, osamu is a candy a55 beta male soy boy, girly man, frooty booty, weener cleaner dink

so he finds his butt buddy in the tube and we never see the crotch as its suposed to be a hermaphrodite and charles martinet dr is waliking alond and sez its worse than his hemorrhoids which i guess hes into butt stuff

he goes to meet some daemony guy whos eating a guy like a hollywood celeb but this is an adult and is working with him but begs him to be spared and sez "you need me"

dad's assistant sez fata55 was ordering human parts and bodies which somehow the medical office approves and supplies and it started when the capsulre fell

assistnt forgot her access card and so did dad and they go back for it and in thegreenhouse osamu sees the name kimera on the tube and as hi dig a ling dingles, the thing in the tube movesand osamu opens the tube to free the captain planet monkey f--ker wth a blast of icy air

kimera somes out and makes out with osamu and he gives it his lab coat so we dont aee the parts and ja dont wanna bring it.

dad and assistnt go to the guard place and the guards are sucked dry and the devolved people eater sez he let kimera escape

chick finds the guard is dead and stares at it for a while until sh realizes its a corpse and crem and the alarm goes off and in the green house is dark cape who fires a ki blast at osamu who is almost hit

ki me ra licks the blood off osamus face like megan fox and dark cape has a flashback to kimera saying it cant then dark cape sez kimera must die or it would f the planet

also the dub called kimer a chick but thats non canon, as we'd see later

so then this long huge tentacles bust in the greene house like one of those 200 foot squid under the artic and dad and some troops come in an devolved came guy chops off dark cape's hand and tells him not to interfere and this is for their mother planet

kirema gore nucular and sparks off in a white light and osamu is gone, then it cuts to an arcade ayt night and its raining and 2 guys are playing kinda afterburner and see kimera and go after it

1 guy; she looks like a dude! other guy:she's hot! me: yo forgot to say no h0m0!

also jays dad tells the story of kimera and how its sole purpose is to reproduce, and if she cant get pregnant she can impregnane others!

hank hill; ... what did you just say bill?

Miko Mido: Waoh! Talk a bout a REEL sunnova b--ch hermaphrodite!

dark cape is laying on the floor in a crator and dad continue swith how the capsule was a shace ship and came from a metero shower and nasa(national assiciation of spreading aids) tracked em and found 1 with kimera and 2 othwers were empty, and the other 2 guys were in the others but were fighting for some reason

they go to jays place and he smooches his blnde wife like i think guile in street fighter and use jays computer and look at photoes of sucked dry guards having smll bite marks and its like a vampire, a space vampire, like Choshojon UFO by Go Nagai!

Also kimera can produce spurm which is a bit queer but its a herrmaphrodite so its not gay gay, like if ur b0ning a car then its not interspecies as cars are not alive, despite what that guy fromthe learning channel who b0ned his car and thought it was his "boyfriend"

so the arcade guys get kimera in bed and it spazze around as the blonde guy feels it up and other guy mouths its mouth, then blonde guy mouths whatever kimeras crotch is and eventually kimera bites blonde guy and sucks him until hes withered and grey like in Demon Lord Dante, then offscreen sucks the other guy as we see his shriveled corpse after

osamu is wandering around a forest but not nathan bedford forrest the ameican hero and ees dark campe and kimera with a dragon and animals with kimera ot being a ret-rd like kirby in the cartoon

then we see kimera wanting to die instead of drinking her homies blood dark cape guy bites open his arm and dumps blood in a cup as it was freely offered

later devolved guy sez kimeras mom was in a dark tower and waiting for her and she goes there and osamu sez not to go there but hes the ghost of xmas past and is only looking not affecting it and he wakes up

then kimera comes in and sees her mom equipped to a machine and people in tubes but not like gay a5 v tubers

devolved guy talks to osamu wos i guess still in da vision and sez he touched kimeras soul and can see her mind

so then we see kimera b0-ching about being a mom and drinking blood and dark cape sez he was insane to have loved her and equips his severed hand back so he can j-rk off agaain

in this church is osamu and he ees kimeracomming in and its coat is soaked in blood, but the coat is stolen from te lab

kimera makes ut with osamu but not tezuka or the other ozamu tezuka who ran toei and bit it in 2023, which is off they had th same name, like, the other walt disney, or the other john wilkes booth

osamu's ding a ling rings and he sez hes not the dark cape guy who i think is named keanu and devolved guy sez cr-p that is hard to make out with the voice effects like yubel in yugioh gx who is also a hermaphrodite

he sez something about being a chosen one and osamu carrys his butt buddy out but these goblins who might use knobs show up and fire laers at him like dbz

devolved guy grabs kimera with his tentacles and tells fata55 dr to activate the system btu he sez its not ready and might ice her, but he has fafata55 to do make sure its okand wants the offspring to rule the planet likegaijin colonizing the human lands

osamu dont want kimera used as a breeding machine, despite thats what its purpose is and devolved guy sez man threw the 1st punch by attacking his kind who came on this planet and said they were monsters or yokai or w/e and they'll wipe out the huamns and holy cr-p this is like bad go nagai!

also aliens who came to earth were vivisected and humans broke treateis and promizes like the red man claim and how his peoples dna is f'd and they cant have kids(too many shots or soy?) and even if they live forever, they can be iced and kimera was from earth and augmented to be w/e she is like in yugioh gx with yubel being devolved into a dameon dragon to protect past judai and made into a hermaphrodite

also dark cape is devolved guys brother and calls out to him if hes here but he dont show, also the bells the vampires carry is like osamus and dark cape has no man parts or w/e and cant breed(shouldnt have gotted the hormones and surgery)

so dark campe comes in and has eaten people to revive hsi arm and he fights the devolved guy as kimera was put in thesodomachine and osamu gopt these greasy tentacles grab him but they dont enter his anus

the other goblin extends tentalces from its back around kimera and its all greasy and slimy and like you'd expect in an80s film like the thing or the fly

we gte kind of a dbz/urotsukidoji fight with devolved guy and dark cape blows off the other golin tentacle monster from osamu but when osamu calls his name he stalls and is caught by the tentacles and beat around

man this church is like a catclevania boss room

so lardo comes in and trys to get devolved guy named ginzu ro w/e to stop and when fatty sez th machine works, he tentacles fatty who sez kimera will bite it as the tentacles erupt from his head and hsi guts burst out and a gun drops

ginzu sez fatty betrayed his race and his kind is not needed but osamu gets the gun and asks if they even tries to coexist, but ghinzu throws fatty who splatters in a blood spray

osamu fired but the force field stops it but dark cape snipers him from behind and tells osamu to end kimera or his race is over and teleports him to the room with kimera in the machine as the tentacle gblin is spazzing and imera is in a tentacle cocoon

Osamu struggles with wasting his gay boyfriend like shinji in evangelion and fires and fires but then dark cape ends devolved guy with a gold cross and the church crumbles and they bite it

later jay and dad go to the church and find it was bought by the blonde dr fata55 and they fidn a cruched ding a lin g from osamu

elsewhere in a place like the end of terminator 1, osamu gets food from a store and gets in a jeep and kimera is in the car with him  and they make out and kimera is pregnant

he sez he opened pandoras box and their kid might end da urth but pandora also had hope left in the box like yugioh zexal andhe loves his mentally ret-rded hermaphrodite butt buddy and has hope

kinda like how they kid might be devolved but it hasnt done anything wrong an they could raise it to be good, like with the slimy thing in alien resurrection should have

they drive off in the sun and music plays

the end

that was pretty good

nice music and good animation

the ending is a bit f'd but its got that terminatior thing of the coming storm but we fight on towards the unknwn

i can see why he'd rick the planet for love as we care more for our gf's than others, so if africa was gonna get nuked and i couldstop it from launching or stop the nuke my gf is tied to from launching, i;d save her over africa, as i can live withouth a place i'd never go, but i care more for her

the animation and gore is pretty good and the art is kinda nice in a bit of a ninja scroll/cyber city oedo 808 way but not quite like yoshiaki kawajiri

some think its a yaoi, but yaoi isnt with hermaphrodites, like furry's are not into plants

tree girls?! thats what I call(puts on shades) getting wood! yeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

but this was a pretty good anime and its only like 47 mins and has good characters and style

like Devilman and Violence Jack: NOT gay, its hermaphrodites

see also 4chan

Nowadays people might say "kimera is non binary as they/they don't fit grder" but what they/them forget is: no  unary is non canon and thats different than a hermaphrotide.

but they want the soviets to come back so they dont count

and like sailor moon, the dub made kimera a chick, well, kinsa, she's full of j-zz!

Also this seems a bit like species of a green thing wanting to breed with earth men and make a new race to wipe out the people

For Kimera 2 I want it to be the 2010s and Kimera has a daughter who no one knows is a Semi Dhampir and goes to high school and hangs out with malcontent teens and has a manly bf who is blonde and beefy, but when a gang of fruits trys to turn him with thing WOC With Out Consent, she saves him and wasts the gang, and they gotta deal with the other gang members and some of them are into the black arts and are descendants of the boxer rebellion from the 1900s and use the possession of wicked spirits to gain power. And Kimera Jr and her manly American Bf gotta beat through em. Also its a 2D Beat Em Up on Switch, Ps4, Xbox w/e that generation is called(i think x box 1) and Sega Dreamcast where you pla as up to 2 players and 1 is Kimera Jr and the other is her BF and you beat enemies up and the BF has Super Ameri canism with being a tall 5'8 due and Kimera Jr has tentacle limbs extentions that nail guys.