Super Size Me Review

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Super Size Me

This is my review on Super Size Me from the distant future year to the evil ghandi of 2004 (10 years befire robotech season 2 i mean 1)

its a propaganda fim by Morgan "Orange Lung Eater" Suprlock The Ear Raepist to bash McDonalds so he can ull hiself into the spotlight by draging them dwn

his sceme worked and he got a show on back door, cabdy a55, beta male, banana crammer, frooty booty, aids bag, uso suki, dciever, monkry junkie spinner soviet cnn where its ok to j-rk off on zoom calls like that demonist who thinks the Unborn ain't life did

i watched his cnn show and its all twisted, hates on Christians for not agreeing with queers, but sipports mus lims who execute em

Or works for 1 day at a gaijin farm, does it wrong on purpose, and makes it look like its "hard work" cuz the other guys did better, even though they had years of experance

this guy was pretty foul and with him curently being soing hard time in solitary in Dante's Inferno, I say, We got 1 less problem without him, he was surplus to requirements!

oh and candya55 wikipedia DON'T categroize this as a propaganda film, but DID for Unplanned about the chick who went Pro Life

cant trust those alleged humans. They think lee harvey oswald is a killer but nt oj

and many people dud the all mcD's Diet and got healthier as they didn't sit on their growing fata55es and only ate wheat i mean what they wanted, instead of eating too much and nt binge drinking to ruin the liver

and I notice Morgan Spurlock has the name of a daemon god in it if you take out rgan spur, which fits as he is evil

what the f? he/they diredcted One Direction: This Is Us?! what a wiener cleaner!

Demo, Yatsu wa Uso Suki wa Jigoku No Kuso Ima!

Moero! Jigoku Nio Kuso!!

so after logos we see kids singing of fast food and havingfu, then a quote from Thre Founder of McD's where look after the customer and the business wil l take care of itself or w/e

then a thing on how America got fat, which a lot of guys are into fat chicks, its not just for tall skinny black guys on the learning channel like that guy on the half ton sidters who b0ned dat blob

then man parts sucker makes 2 teen chicks sueing mcD's for making em fat seem like a good thing, like they don't got free will or don't know how to work out

also I new a chick wsho was 5'2 and 340lbs in High school and she's my friend and i like her cuz we have a lot in common

also in many africanized lands, they fatten up the chicks b4 marriage for their husbands

then sofomus spurko whines of mcD's having a successful business and operating all over the planet, like being a winner is bad, then again, whining of being "privildged" bacome popular with beta males and wieners, so they/them see things backwards like the soviets being good

so man parts hole wants to eat mcDongs for a month and after a music video, he goes to dr's and F--KING LIES as he claims he didnm't drink, but years after this, said he was drunk off his monkry a55 for decades and that included tjis experiment

after getting checked out, and told he's good, including a rectal exam where the dr reaches in his spurm hole and we see his a55crack with a hand reaching in like Iyahaya Nantomo by Go Nagai with Omorai Kun

the drs say its not gonna be so bad to eat mcDs and he might have some things but they dont now much on it, then goes to a nutritionist to get his stats and she sez have low fat and use bmi t see if ur good

but fat was later disproven as bad andactually has benefits, whilebmi only calvulates weight but nt what its made of, so musvcle weight more tan fat, so Hulk Hogasn might be counted as obese for hs 26 inch pythons

hes told people dont walk much so hes gonna limit hmself to 5000 steps a day, whivch the number of steps a man takes varies wildly between people and their lives and situations

mor parts in the butt has a gf whos vegan which is a bad sign and cooks him a vegan meal before his mcDs marathon, which McD's has protein in its meat and I actually got buffer eating mcDs cuz I worked out and didnt sit on my virin a55 j=rkin off on the floor hnnnnnnggg psssssst!!

so monket spurm counts his steps andts like 1200 to mcDs and hes gonna take a cab to be a lazy aids bag, and has a log of what he eats

after talking with strangers, he sez he only eas mcDs items, and must have everything at least once, and only sperzsizes when asked, plus needs three meals a day

so he talks to stranges aboutthe fat chicks who ate mcDs and 1 guy sez they'd whine if McDs refused service, then to a commie attacking cDs like he attacked tobacco cuz those are the same thing to this mnkey

like pearl harbor is the same movie as gone with the wind cuz both are american war and love films

or Ben Carson and o j simpson are the same as both are blac k celebs who cut people up, a brain surgeon and a murderer

look at these greasy slimy lawyers, they dnt care abut the cause, only how to suck the bucks outta the successful mcDonalds to feed their gree

then a chick whining about how mcDonalds 1st had 1 size but added bigger ones, like making everyone eat the same thing is good, then again, isnt mrgana a commie? make em "equal," but he's be more equal than others?

so more  than a c-ck sucker gets mcDs and supersizes cuz he was asked andovereats after being amazedby how much you ger, which is a good deal

he ges a tmy ache from overeating (what a shock!) and it takes this spurm bag like half an hour to eat it, only to barf it up

theres kids in the slums who would kll for that food, and you do this, what a butt f--ckin c-ck sucker

then some monkrys whining of the environment being "toxic" by giving us the option to have snacks and making people fat, even though theres other factors too, like playgrounds torn down for safer ones that aint fun to play on, or schools not having gym

also he attacks people for using machines to move and shows a wheelchair motored guy, pratty mean to mock crupples. I guess this is: the ma who laughs, at the disabled!

so more or less a t-rd talks of his b0ner not working or feeling wird or w/e and cmpares eating mcdonds to smoking and fatties eating burgers should be ok to insult people for like habing a cig

you know, guys who b0ne guys live 17-27 years less than normal guys, loo it up, thats true, and if i saw a guy b0ning a guy and told him how bad it was and hes gross for it, i'd be xalled "hateful"

so then munkey spur attacks mcdonaldds for being nce to kids and having a play place for kids to have fun is aeful

get f'd you wretched pile of human wadte! i loved those play plaes as a kid!

so then they bring up diabetus and say fatties get it, even though i know guys who had family members get it after a shot and THEY are givig more shots now

then a normal chick who looks good whining ofmedia making people pretty and it not being realistic, which is wh we got all these uggmos all over adds now

then jared from subway who people later hated or dating a 17 year old or w/e, even though you an get married at 16 in japan andcanaa had the min age for sodomy at 16, but thats different somehow, and shows jared being nice to fatties

also what about hugh heffner being 90 and b0ning 18 year olds? he was sleaze but celebrated for a few months of his butt buddys bithdays

also; i dont thik you ota b0ne that young, or even before marriage, but thats me

then one of the baskin robins guys saying his uncle was 240lbs andate a lot of ice cream and bit it, but 240 isnt that fat

also ben and jerrs got f'd by their product, but that com pany is a cesspool so i woundlt be surprized it they had it comming

and ice cream has more sugar and burgers have beef

then talks with a chick of how he otta eat better and have a yogurt instea of a sunday, but then he jabbers on of "only the small one, cuz bigger yogurts have as much calories as a sundae" but dont say the size of the sundae

then The Universe punishes him with a long hair in his sundaeand he pulls it out

after a check uphe finds he gained % of his weight and talks to more stranfers about enjoyng mcDs

so he eats mcnuggets and dummps on hw mcnuggets are made of shredded chciken with huhe t-ts and made nto the hapes we know and love

when i wateched tujos years ago, i went to mconalds the next day and ate mcnuggets

9 days in and this human enema is feeling bummed and cr-ppy, but doesnt say about his cnstant liquor use

then talks to a guy who ate mcdonalds big macs for years and this bbw who takes his order, but the guy looks like if john lnennon was less evil

he eats mcdonalds every say and proposed to his wife at mcdonalds and is is good shape and had hs 19000th big mac, which mcdonalds put n the sign congraduating him

after an artist dumps onmcdonalds and k mart being successful(well, k mart is over) and then makes 1st grader knowing ronalds mcdonald look bad but them not nowing Jesus as an artistdrew Him, even though we dont know the faith of the kids. They also knew George Washington 

they're kids! they watch tv! thet see mcdonalds outside! why wouldnt they know it?!

what next? comp;aining of 80s kids knowing Optimus Prime?!

so after a  cartoonof how candy companies spend billions on marketing, and how frt nuts spend a fraction on it, probably cuz these are businesses and the fruit guys are not copyrighted or owning their own sales, he claims mcdonalds having nutrition info on their website is bad cuz the 00 census sez haldf of america dont got the net(nearly half a decade before this film was makde)

alsoafter this oc the companies starrtign putting nutrition info upand i learned 2 doble hamburgers have a whole day of protein and more is goo for building muscles

but here he whines of howmost didnt have nuttrition info avalimable, like people actatuly want to look it up

ur out, its a family meal, ur having fun, who wants to stop and real the nurtition info? o we read the side of a box of mac and cheese befroe cooking it? thats what anorexics do! and anorexia is worse than naecrofilia!

no one dies from b0nng the dead, unless ur bumming a guy and the torso cavrs in and you get shanked with a bone shard, and we aint talking about icing a guy to b0ne the corpse like the gay xxx star in canada did

I mean the condition of findng the dead hot, compared to the condition of anorexia, and anorexia is one f the deadliest mental illnesses

so he got a bllod test andgot weiged and gained 10% of his/her body wirght

then dumps on schol sfor having fun food like fries and ketchup, whcih prsident husseins butt buddy mikey took away from kids and they hated him for it

1 teacher sez the kids might eat other things besdirs fried and get home food, but this 1 kid didnt so they mak i look bad

also he whines that prisons get lunchies too like hes Go Nagai makin school look like jail andcomplains of some schools haveing mac and cheese instead of cooks cooking, which is more expensive and takes longer, probaly a unions thing too with those sub humans sayig "we will only do ou job this many times"

then they have  schoo wth kids in a different place with kids said to be troubles and having no processed food or beef and it allegedly dont cost as much, but i question that

and maybe these ids are acting better cuz they know they got paison if they f it up, and if they do, its butt hammer city homie!

in the manliest state, Texas, h gets the local specialand supersizes it cuz he was asked and sez texas had 5 of the top fattest citirs in amercia, bu t i know a frw guys in texas and they are nice guys, and they all like fat women.

then munkey spurm whines of how illinois is one of the fattest states and is the only one with mandatory phys ed.

now i liked gym class, i enjoyed scooter hockey and odge ball and skiing and curling and billards

so then munkey parts dumps on Bush Jr for trying to help the kids by punishing schools forn being cr-p factories andthe kids being devolved monkeys who dont know anything, but also cutting aay into recess to give more test prep time

he talks to various strangers abou what a calorie is, (a unit o energy measurement) but noen of em know it but a black woman with bad hair nerd (no the bad april o neil) does

day 17 is the blizzard of 2003 and he gets all his mcdonads meals in 1 trip and his b--chy vegan gf b--ches at him over eating meat and compares ham to heroin cuz shes a vegan and they are baka maruta

then his woamn dumps on his being a lazy sack of cr- and being bad in bed and how hes not b0ning as well as he should, which is bad cuz they arent married

did he marry that monkey? lokks it up, he did but duped her a55

they whine of there being sugar in everything but fries and salad, but so what? milk has sugar dont it?

so ge lost weight but its probably muscle from his stopping all exercise to intentionally ruin his body and gets a check up and sz hes really cr-ppy

he got a fatty liver and the doc avoids mentining his alcohol addiction and the dr sez this liver damage on fatty foods was never seen b4

his mom who sounds like a gay guy tells him to stop but he sez da liver heals itself

also i actally was getting a fatty liver but cut down on pop and got better

then they comparea drg that blocks receptors in the brain for drugs also stops chocolste from beng wantedlike its the same thing

like saying knives that cut food and knives that cut up people like oj did are the ame so ban all knives like soviet england wants

mcdongs fans are called heavy users and munkey spurm sez mcdngs france had an add saying theres no reason to eat it more than once a week

yeah but its fun anmd tastes good and is a nice place

so American mcdonslds countered the evlutionarily callenged frenvchies, saying mcdonslfs csn be a part of a healthy diet

so he talks to nutirionists, who nowadays are like guys saying to neuter ur son if he watces steven universe, and they clai its not good

cuz scientists are not humans wuth flaws or bias, but gods who never err and are always rght. like how they gave people lobotomies, orsay smoking toasted tobacco is healthier, or how they said "a glass of wine a day is good" then "therws no benefit to wine" then "ine is as bad as smokes"

more than a drunk dumpson how diets are eating our money and has a guy into gastric bypass to give up the choice to eat ore, like cloclork orange where they gave him the treatment to make him not choose violencs

then they show the surgetu with sticking rods in his gut like sodomites do to their fat slavesand f--kin his guts

so 21 days in he had breathing issues and not from his stnk and chest things

he goes to a dr and is told to take asprin, which is bad for the liver, andsez his medical stats are f'd, esp his liver, but it never sez its from all his booze, although dr caveman sez its like nicholas cage in leaving las vegas and how he f'd his liver with pooze i mean booze

his wman sez she didnt know it was dangerous and his dr sez to go to the emergency room and sto eang mcdonalds so much, but maybe if he ate what he wanyed instead of buying too much on purpose, it might be better, also; get off ur pig a55 and work out you slob!

then they talk to politicians about letting big gov interfere with private business, which is pretty unAmerican, but commies like this moth f--k would like that

alao he takes a laywwr for a bundcha companies saying "we're part of the problem but can be part of the slutuon"  and making him and his companies look like "he admits it! hes a prblem!"

so he calls mcdonalds and wants to interview em but they dnt respond cuz they now him too well galvatron

the outside the Whites only house has people plegding alliegence to the flag, but thhey mix it up, but then they get the mcdnalfs big mac thing right, cuz they hear it more times a day than the 1st

after going for a shae but they were ot, he sezafer 1 month he'd have aten 8 years worth of reccomended by nut riants mcdinalds

after over a dozen calls he gets the mcdnalds chick to interview on the phone as im sure a hih rank company chick has a lot of free time wihdnks whoare out to ruin em

his vigan aleged woman makes a detox meal plan to get him after a onth of fun food, but what she dont gt, is theres the food chain, the dit is eaten by the worm/plants, wich is eaten by cows or mice, which is eaten by 12 inch spiders, thats aten by foot long centipedes, for humans, the top of the food chain, to be slumming at the bottom with cows, is like a mcdnalds ceo hanging with the grease mnkeys in the kitchen!

so he gained like 25lbs in a month like faa55 syb huma george clooney for that movie

the jusge cancelled rhe suit on mcdonalds by the fat chicks, who would do well on instagram now as guys like big babes, cuz they dcouldnt prove mcdinslds caused their "injurirs"

fatness is a wound? my gf is 5'3, 225lbs, lght skin, dark hairm canadian, wait, is she Wolverne from X Men? Well shes good as she is andher size isnt a damage

so munkey spurm goes over the damage he had from his thing but never sez his binge drinking and has drs say cr-o agsinsr mcdonalds eating

then sez schools banning fun foods like chips and pop is good and cuz of the fat eens lawsuits

then dumps on mcdonalds having healthy food and sponsoring healthy thngs like sports bt dumps onthe mcgriddle having fat more than a big mac as back then they thought fat was unhealthy, likehow George Washington died of bloodletting when sick

then attacks mcds fr having a suersize opruon, which after this film , they did do and we miss it, and whines of mcdonalds serving fries motly as later they broughtb in apple slies and no one goes to mcdobslds for spples!

then sez if we dont, we'd wind p in the grave yard like a yugioh card and ends with "who do you want dwad 1st? u or them" ike we both cant live together in peace

only a sith deals in absolutes annakin

then thngs on where are tey now like the big mac fan eating 19600 big macs and the bypass guy havibg lost weight

then amazon pime jumped to the next one by mistake as the sequel about the chicken attack came up and i thought i was unpausing as the next up thing was covering the screen and i couldnt read all the cr-p

the end

that was nteretaining but a bunch of lies

he had anexpeitment and faked thing with bad data and missing facts to prove a point thats not ture

that morgan spurlock was no good and with him back in h-ll where hi kind came from, the world is a better place

i know it sounds mean, and im half joking or exaggerating my views, but he was a p o s who tricked people and made money off lifes for his ill gotten fame

the movie is entertaining, but i' rather watch Birth Of A Nation from the 1900s if teaching people

it got far less wrong and more right than this

he knows how to manipulatus and did a good job, but so did the maruta makig mao and their new guy seem good

remember, kim jong il got a guy to make movies for him

Also, I do like MdConalds and enoyed their games and food and their locations are a nice place to eat thats safe and clean and positive

this is like wieners whining of cartoons made to sell toys sold to kids

I loved Beast Wars and Power Rangers, they made my life better

I had good memories going to McDonalds on the way to my Grandma's for Christmas as a kid or when out with my dad in the city

Plus their childrens charities helped a lot of kids who could've bit it w/o the hope and love they got

And with moganna dead, Looks like he answered his own question about who goes 1st

McDonalds lives as he rottes in h-ll being b0ned by lincon and chyrchill and fdr and j fk and mandella and mao and peter trudeau and castro

Also a number of people after this tried the all mcdnalds diet and got heakthier from wortking out and eating what they wanted instead of supersizing cuz asked

For Super Size Me II I want him to go after video gamrs with his usual lies and tricks by making it look like if you play video games, you grow up to be cannibal demon worshippers who dont like sodomites, so seeing how this can ruin games worse han 3d did, the gamers get rtogether and use his web data to track him like sgia lebeuff vs 4chan and find his next location. he tries to run, but trips on his pile of liquor bottles and snaps his leg. the gamer then do their fave moves from fihting games and bea em ups on him after stringing him from a meat hok like a punching bag until his vegan ruined body ruptures and his guts spill out. they then collect his chunks and run e through the grnder and mix with bee fat and sugar and make greasy fast food and serve him to the guys he sided with on all those shows he had. Also its a 32/64 bit party game on Sega Saturn, N64, ps1 and panasonic 3DO where you play with up to 4 players of gamers you can customize and play mini games to see who ggets the data 1st to tract his lcation, or going throgh the woods to find him, or a chase game, or a bat him up game or a cooking game, and i can be a team mode with you woring together to beat the computer.