The Misfits Review

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The Misfits

This is my review on The Misfitsfrom the distant future year to thr evil fdr of 1961 (70 years before the invid attacked in robotech and batlstars the return of convoy transformers)

its directed by John Huston who did The Maltese Falcon/Key Largo/The Red Badge of Courage/The African Queen/Beat the Devil/Moby Dick/The Night of the Iguana/The Bible: In the Beginning.../Wise Blood

its written by arthur miller who was mariluns butt buddy and was close to commies and is based on his story

It stars cool but occult worker Clark Gable from The Iron Horse/Red Dust/thr 1935 Call of the Wild/Mutiny on the Bounty/San Francisco/Gone with the Wind, trgic victim of j fk and hs brother Marilyn Monroe from Gentlemen Prefer Blondes/River of No Return/The Seven Year Itch/Some Like It Hot, back door Montgomery Clift from Red River/From Here to Eternity/Suddenly, Last Summer/Judgment at Nuremberg, Thelma Ritter from Miracle on 34th Street/Rear Window/Daddy Long Legs/Pillow Talk/Birdman of Alcatraz/How the West Was Won, openly Polish and loving husband Eli Wallach from Baby Doll/How the West Was Won/the 65 Genghis Khan/The Good, the Bad and the Ugly/Mackenna's Gold/The Godfather Part III/60s Batman/Highway to Heaven/Law & Order, Kevin McCarthy from 1sts Invasion of the Body Snatchers/60s The Twilight Zone/The Rifleman/The Howling 002 i meab 1/Addams Family Reunion, and a buncha guys i never sw in anting or aint on bacl door, weener cleaner, aids bag, banana crammer, frooty booty, sodom bottom, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants, commie, soviet wikipedia

this wasthe last movie of clark and marilin as both bit it soon after

so after cedits to puzzle pieces moving around on a black screen, this car guy vcomes over to get this chics car and finds it was a divorce present from her husband and it was f;d in an accident

in the house is marilin or mm andthe lady who told car guy of cr-p asks her of her husbands cruelty andcant recall the words for describing him being mean to her in a weird way of saying hes not there

car guy talks with mm and not her bra size, but theres a lot of fat chicks wuth that now on onlyufans and instagranm, over the carand drives her to town

theladt is her lawyer who sz "say it it dont gotta be true" as many lawyers are depicted as greasy sleazy lusty greedy cheats and snaesks who's sell their kids for a few coins ike guts in bersekrk

clark gable, or cg, sez bye to his dame at a train thing and hangs with car guy and mm wants to throw her ring in the rive but lawyer supports her ditching her man

for better or worse, as long as you live, nt, until i get bugged by his acts or if hes too busy for a bit

at a ba mm whines about her going back to start over and over and her mom was 2 busy for her and sges bummed and unbalanced

she sees a dog andits owner introdyuces her to clark named gaylord cuz it wasn't funny in the 60s like meet the parents

gaylord is a cowboy but not like heath ledger b0ning jake gyllenthal and is into her and she never finished high school

shes never been outside reno and he tells get to take life and have fun with it

they go out anbd drive in the wastelands out of reno 9 1 1 and lawyer sez cowboys are the last real men but not reliable

they go to a cabin where car guy's wife bit it and was pregnant and they were toether since 7

lawyer sez how in soviet nevadathey leave things like nukes ormoney or wives and she lost her confederate accent

they mention a manly cowboy with 1 arm andue the car radio for music astheres no electricity and cg dances with mm

car guy ddances with her and probably gets a b0erbut we dont see his huge cut parts andis a great dancer

cr guy sez his woman didnt dance and wasnt gracefl and she gets kinda f;d about wife not knowing his dancing and she gets lusty on himand takes off her shoes for the foot fetish guys

they go outsde and sges loopy but nt off poopy luike the poopsie toys and spzzes around and tries seducing a tree for some nterkingdom romance

cg takes her back and ses out of it and cg coms onto her with compliments on her looks but sez shes sads, which is kinda f'd as mms real husband write this when they broke up

so later in bed clark is smooching her but they might not have b0nedand wait shes nude and we see her uncut back and maybe they did

they have breakfast and talk of marriage and life abd how things changed as marrisge is meant to be forever but not it seems not

they go out and ride horses and a plane goes over em but at this garden he sees theres been a rabbit around and cg is gonna end it

mm stands up for the rabbit and gets whiny and cares not for the lettcuce being eaten alive than that rabbit mauling him

later car guy talks of his time in the war and he nd clark wanna go up and catch mustangs in the wild

after a call to his mom monty clift tewms up eith the gang and goes to get mustsangs and sez he bre his arm the samre placre three times

mm sez she does interpretive dance and they gi through town with mnty drinking and waving to his droogs

they go to a bar where mm does paddle ball snd guys drinkand mm is kicking a55 at it and got a combo going as guys check out and slap her thicc a55

monty and cg haasle the guy for feeling her and they go offwhere cg sez hed marry her

they got a lot of coins and this 1800s chic asks for money for a fence fr a grabeyard to keep the cpwboy hoes from ating in it

so they go to a rodeo and mm whines of horses made uncomfy to make em buck and monty dors a ride ut got f'd andmm whines about it and gets whiny and the uys laugh it off as they are mosnty alpha males andbada55

mobty rides a bull, got f'd and was out cold likea rappes woman after saying no andmm wines more but the guys lsugh it off

they go to a bar anddrink and monty dances with mm anchis nost i mean nose is f'd and he's got a headache from brain damage

he goea out to lat dow and whines of the bull who fd him ike family guy on the family guy

he gives her advice to not get aded or w/e and is impressed shes nice and sez he got kicked so hard he was out a day and niht and his woman and buddy ditced him

he aint seen em since and they probably got iced or the gangs got em, sawed off their legs and kept em as slaves in a drug lab

also as a kid a hunter cappe his dad and not like the hunters in nami sos and his mom got a nw guy and sided wth him instead of monty and didnt let him have his dads farm

monty trists and might love mm and then clark nt knt's kinds come by and clark is drunk but the kids aint here and car guy played by eli wallach not roh sez they went outside

cg calls for hs kids drunkenly anmaes a scene and blacks out and this is why i dont drunk

eli drunk drives em and is mental over his ww2 killings from dropping cr-p from a plane and is going fast and fd

this is why i dont drnk or drive

se comforts him and he calms and they stop by a wood thing being made and ei starts f-kin with itbd making walls outta wood and my dad sez this is night but its clearly day

this is in nie b/w but widescreen

clark comes to and drunkenly f's with theplants and monty gets up and wants to remove bandages from his head, not recalling last night from the liquor as the other 2 lauhand monty falls on his unvirgined a55

mm gets em in eli's place andgaylord drunkenly rambles on her and what he tins shes up to and why the other guys are here

then its openy day and they drive off and a plsne goes by and they look up in a picnic and eli sez how this star in the sky is far away, but its black night sky with wite stars and the sky in gthe other ahots is lght

the dog freaks out and the eli sezthe dog knows its gonna bite it and wen mm hears the horses are ground up into dog food, she's bummed cuz shes a whale kissing dykacuz hugging moon maiden

she thought the horses wee used for riding and cg sez they got motor scooters and now we got machines so we dont need em cuz things changed

also g sez thimgs feed on orher things and she boyght dog food with horses and she dont get the food chain of spiders eating birds and cenipeds eating snakea

she sez she thought he was kind and kind men dont kill, but in the 80s we go Kenshiro and Seiya and Goku and Jiro Shutendo

he explains she dances like a 5kank in clubs andthis is his dance and he took off his hat for her and this makes her ok with it

nowadays she'd be a vegan trying to tuen dogs vegan and having nutrion deecys

then its mybe day but this dont seem to care about lighting for night andeli goes up in a planein his bullet proof jacket

he fibds horses and flys by em low a few times takes a shotgun to em but misses to dramatic music

cg mm and monty wait for the hordes to be driven there andafter some talj the plae comes by sooner than expected ada half dozen horses ae headed there

a wyld stallion, 2 mares and some coultons and they think there should be mre like 15 total andmonty is bummed as he thinks its not worth it

the plane lands and eli drives cg and monty aond to lsso the horses with tires on the other end to fd music dissoant

tey rope e and 1 is roped by the legs and they get tne wyld stallion and go to tie em up for the dealers the next day

wyld stallin looks disturbed and not like the babes on my little pony andthe horse freaks outas its roped

mm trys stoping cg buthe shoves her a55 hown and she getds whiny again, which is why you dont bring dames or girly men on missions

they tie up the horse andclark sez the less you end the worse it looks and she wants to buy the horses but clark has enough and gets p-ssed

they leave the horse for the dealer all tied up and my mom thinks its cruel for the future dog food

eli asks if she wants him to stop it and claims he only likes the flying and wants her to give him a rwason to stop

she wigs out and tirades on him for killig guys in the war and thinks he needs  reason to "be human" and would nuke da world if he coul

thas a big leap from catching horses to genocude, then again, no one accused women/vegans of logic

to the guys catch another horse and clark and eli decide how to chop it up but monty dont want any

mm wigs ut over them being "murderers" and goes on a b--chy tirade cuz they use meat

what a f--kin nut. alo, i iced a wasp today, beat it dead with a fly swatrer. sent it to h e doble soviet nowhere as it dont got a soul. also i had burgers

monty dont want meat wait i said that, and this crazy busty blonde who loves animals and hates people is like pam anderson

so wheh monty i mean eli is getting ready to fly, monty betrays clark and jacks the trick and releases the cauht horses

imagine if I took your DS and released your pokemon? this is why you dont bring brain cripples on missions.

i knew he was a beta male

so a horseruns and clark catches it and is draggedbut he gets up and hes pulled on his feet and evetualy ge grabs its long phaIIic neck and they fight with mr horse stomping at him and clark butvt wrestling it down

eli is proud of clarck but he lets it go and sez its cuz things changed and e dudn't like it

so they go back anddrive off abd clark is close to marilin and she rambles on about a kid brave fro the beginning and they go off with nothing accomplished andv back where they started, like mm said she does.

the end

that was well made

good acting, the music was weird but intetesting, and the filming was good

huston does good things with the camera

clark did his own stunts and bit t days after filming and1 actor made it to 101 and eli made it to his 90s and 1 was marrie to Clara Bow

marlin acts well and is impressive but her character is a weenee who crys for dog food

also clark gable worked with the 1st thcc blone Jean Hartlow who bit it young, like marilin in the  60s and Anna Ncole in the 90s

for a last movie, this was pretty good and it dont feel like 2 hours

not much happens but it holds our attention and unteerest i mean inteest

Huston did it again

For The Misfits 2 I want it to be the 80s and marlin is a vegan supremacist who tries to get humans and animals and plants to not eat meat. but  the malcontents and animal nuts and beta males haqve united commie styl;e amd are launching an attack on Texas to liberate the cows. So the Alpha Males and tough chivks who eat a lot of meat team up and take on the candya55 crusade. Also clark was eaten alive by marlin who showed him how bad it is for animals and has no limbs and bone stumps and is her slave. Also its a 16 bit beat em up on sega genesis, snes, tg16, atari jaguar and gba with 1 player as a muscle guy and the other as a female body builder and they beat through the sissy vegans who brek apart on impact from nutrition issues and aids.