The Raid Review

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The Raid

This is my review on The Raid from the ditant future year to J E B Stewart of 1954 (30 years before Transforetrs G1)

Its directed by Hugo Fregonese who did nothing I saw

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I never saw this b4 but its 83 mins and 2 hours on Grit with Adds

huh, it used the same filming things as The Andy Griffith Show

after title and credits and logos to dramatic music is proper fullscreen and color we get a trtue story of 1864 and a union pow camp in soviet new york by the soviet canadian border

these Honorable Confederates have made a bassage under the floor boards and while the gaurds are parrolling other areas and 1 guy chooses to stay behind to be b0ned by yankees

the confederates sneak out and take out the guards and get guns and use rope to take down a yankee, but leemarvin hopens fire on the guard asking if he needs help and the group is fired on and 1 was hit

they escape and hed for candy a55 canada to man it upwith bada55 confederate evolving them with their higher dna

the capped guy cant stop bleeding and they leave him with a firearm to hold off the yankee hunters

a dog comes by and hes nice to it and when the yankees come by he opens fire and sacrifices himself so his homies can escape

so later main guy comes by train to vermont and is in a suit and hat and stops by a station and sees a 1 legged unionite drop a bag and didnt help him

he sees captures Confederate items auctioned off at a bazaar, which is stolen, and he fakes being canadian like self hating americans do in the 00s as they/them dont like being Free

he stops by a guys place and sez hes from soiet french canada and a guy sez he's clever being neutral and gets cotton from Southerners and guns from uninites

he hears of rebel prisoners who broke otu days ago and 1 got 10 bullets and the rest were at large and the news sez sherman is destroying the South, which nowadays we'd call war crimes with attacing civilians and looting and raeping

so main guy goes by this place to stay and theres a lot of confederate hate and union love which is like being a Pole in the ussr, another union

he meets the wife of an iced soldier andher africanized worker or butler or indentured servant and latefr as he writes a thing, some kids come in andwere playing war to save soldieres captured by Southerners

he tells em he's canadian and the kids argue over whos dad iced more southerners and he has a smoke. the kids leave and say captain foster like the guy fron ninja gaiden ws the biggest hero and has 1 hand

they have dinner with him and oster is b--chy over canadians helping the southe and bad guys and main guy has this kid show him around the next day

also the guy who stayed behind is probably getting a broom up the a55 by yankee degenerates

wait, main guy is being showen aroudnn on a horse drawn cart by mel brooks woman andsees a strong from one of the best that the lwners left after 2 kids got iced in getteysberg

we're half an hour in and that felt like nothing

so in french land of soviet canada the escaped confederates plan their attack and to blow a bridge to escape after jacking a few banks and burning down areas for the confederacy to draw their resources and give Robert E Lee Sama relief

back door lee marvel isnt assigned to go on the mission as he's a loose cannon and he vows to do better this time so main guy sez he'd think of it

1 guy has a thick southern accent and fakes being canadian to practice but is told not to, as he's been canadian sicne confedration, go confederacy

the southerners go around the town and lee marvel sees the auction of stolev confederate items, which nowadays THEY make people who buy confederate merch seem "bad" as TEY don't like the south or George Washington for owning slaves, but are ok with the indians, mongolians, turks, africans, and red men owning slaves

some southenrs are selling cr-p in th street and the cops tell em to go as there's laws against that, but mrs brooks wins the law over to let em peddel house to house

later its night and they are testing fire grenades like in Ghosts N Goblins and go over their inventory and plan on what to do about the plan and the attack

lee wants to burn the yankee homes as the yankees iced his woman and torched his home and main guy sez they dont got time and they dont wanna sink to their level and lee man parts dont care as hes bitter and hurt

later its dinner and the kid uses the tern blue nose and mom is shocked at that language and main guy sez he said it and the kid heard it as it means stubborn

after main guys leaves 1 arm foster wants her to not be with mai guy and she sez dont be a blue nose, which is like the n word back then i think

in his room main guy isgetting on his confederate uniform to ready the attack and writes a note but a parade playing Glory Glory Galeluja comes by and i think its the yankees coming for the protoculture matrix, wait thats the robotech masters

main guy gets out by horse cart andwarns the lee and other guy not to go and drive arund with a cart of cnfederatesand calls off the attack

he talks with the soldiers and hears theyll be gone monday am and gives em cigars and sez hes only got hardware in hs cart

lee wants to attack and take out the platoons with not charlie sheen and tony todd and johnny depp and main guy sez dont and lee sez he's yellow

main guy comes back to his hotel and a guy comes by and sez lee is off on a bender and whines about wanting to wipe out the platoons  and thinks he's arnold or stallone or segal

main guy goes to the bazaar and is almost roped into working there but sez he has an appointment and esapes with them thinking hes rude and he goes out looking for lee

at night theres a dance like in gonw with the wind and its for the soldiers and vets andmain guy is asked for a cigar and he goes in the dance thinking lee wont try it here

he dances with the chick and sez sorry for being rude as they thought he was canadian and they wee bad, but rally its only the frenchies who are less evived and rude and b--chy and malcontent and awful and hootering for a neutering

he talks with chick about the war to chick and she rags on the south and sez they'd burn them to the ground if they had the chance and hates on them as she was brainwashed by yankee propaganda like the beta males hating Trump

bank guy he sez he had an appointment with him and he sez he thought it was monday and they make it monday as chick sez banker is shrewed and he sez he might take all bankers money in classy 50s dialogue and wit

at the auction theres a bidding war for an item and foster ants it but main guy outbids him but chik outbids him for it and he leaves to find lee beat a yankee straight to h e double england and  they got him

main guy sez to get the cr-pp utta the hotel and at chicks place he wants to pay her for the flag and he reveals he wasnt a hero and fell under a wheel on purpose to get outta the fighting and accidentally f'd his arm off worse than he wanted

on sunday octoebr 18, which is jean claude van damme and lee harvey oswalds b day, they wake up and find lee marvin escaped with a few bottles of fire grenades

main guy sez he cant go to church and kid dont wanna and he goe sto church as decent people do it and they go to church like good Americans as he sees he needs t vitiman C H U R C H

the priest talks and lee marven comes inall disgrunteld and late and  th priest sez how rebellion is bad even though George Washington and Thomas Jefferson reblled and started America, and how he thinks The Lord prefers the union and the south might go to h e doubel africa

lee wiggs out and pulls a gun but main gu caps him andthey search his pcokets andfigure out hes a confederate and say to check the hotel he was in with another guy as the peopel cheer him on for capping a confderate and he's conflicted as hes doing what he hates the north for doin

in the farm house main guy sez he knew lee marvin gay was wa risk and they attack on schedual and reassigns thepositions and the town he goes back to gives him a deed to the farm and ants to invite him to things and welcome him with kindness

foster wanta to give him the flag but he sez no and later hes in confederate uniform and the ki comes i  the window and he hides and kid sees the door is locked and looks and finds him andis busted uo over him in southern gear

he tries to explain it but kid thinks hes a spy and kid runs to his mom and she sees him in uniform and kidruns out to the cavalry

the people gather in the square and the confederates come out and take over the town and use fire grenades and make a guy undo the safe to get the loot

foster caps a guy putting up a confederate flag and and snipers at guys like harambe or an idishman who b0nes a lot of innocents deserves and 2 confederates get around and fire on him

main guy got a shot in the arm and the confederatesmake 1 guy swear to serve the confederacy at gunpojtn like its a vaccine and now its not steaing but a patriotic contribution and the confederates fire attack the bank

main guy tells foster tomach the civilians away and foster tells em not to do so and main guy sez he'd cap foster so chick sends the guys on and sez to do it for her and they leave

main guy sends his men out and tells the cvilians to sit in th road andthe confederates leavemain guy and another southern big dipper holy fist stay and when the yankees arrive they open fire and use fire grenandes on the wagons in the road and book it

the unionutes are chasing em and boy is there and bummed but not like guts in berserk and the 2 confeserates escape and blow the bridge with fire things and  getta way

chick reads a note frommain guy saying "they bruend down something and maybe youcan understand and forgive me for that?" and she thinks and he rides off

the end

that was pretty good

nice acting and music and the filming was good

nive themes of conflict and revenge and how he did to innocets what was done to his innocents

kinda like Hiroshima or the soviets b0ning all those German women in WW2 woc with out consent

I was surprized he didn't get penalized for his bank robbing and attack as the Hayes Code says all crimes must be punished

but the girl was not with him at the end and he had regret

it showed how revnge againat the innocent only causes harm and getting wat ou want isnt always good 

It goes by a a good pace and doesn't drag and hs good flow and it don't feel long

it holds up and is based on actual events

For The Raid 2 I want it to be 10 years later and the boy goes on a trip to canada to avenge his town thinking the guy betrayed hin, but after catcing hm to bring back to town, they get atacked by a pack of sasquatch and they gotta work together to escape, and learn about how the south wasn't evil and his regret for it, and after saving each other, they part on good terms. Its also a 16 bit Run N Gun on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar, and GBA where 1 guy is the teen and the other is the Confederate and you also fight moose and blow em apart to eat the meat to refill life and go to the Sasquatch Realm to fight this machine the sasquatch work for made by fallen angels.