Gold Of The Seven Saints Review

Note: I spell almost Saint like Seiya

Gold Of The Seven Saints

This is my revirw on Gold Of The Seven Saints from the distnat future year toWW2 Hero Shiro Ishii of 1961 (70 years before the invid took over Earth in Rootech and Tranaformers Battlestars The Return Of Conoy)

its based on a book Desert Guns by Steve Frazee that I never read and was directed by Gordon Douglas who did Them!/The Big Land

It sars Clint Walker from  The Ten Commandments/The Night of the Grizzly/The Dirty Dozen/More Dead Than Alive/Small Soldiers, Roger Moore from The Wild Geese, Chill Wills from Meet Me in St. Louis/The Yearling/Tulsa/The Sundowners/Giant/The Alamo/McLintock!/The Westerner, Gene Evans from Ace in the Hole/The Giant Behemoth(that one s-cked)/Shock Corridor/The Alamo: 13 Days to Glory/M*A*S*H/The Shado Raiders, Roberto Contreras from The Beast of Hollow Mountain/The Black Scorpion/Scarface, Nestor Paiva from The Hunchback of Notre Dame/Santa Fe Trail/The Southerner/Mighty Joe Young/Rope of Sand/Creature from the Black Lagoon/The Guns of Fort Petticoat/Atlantis, the Lost Continent/the cr-ppy remake of The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse/Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter, Christopher Dark from How the West Was Won, Lalo Rios from Touch of Evil, Vito Scotti from the 60s Batman/ the 60s The Twilight Zone/Gilligan's Island/The Dick Van Dyke Show/The Aristocats/The Godfather 001, and a buncha guys i nmevr saw in anything and/or anit in back door, candy a55, sodom bottom, aids bag, footy booty, banana crammer, gender offender, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants, spviet wikipeida.

I never saw this but there seems to be a lot of.. ITALIANOES!! in it. But most of my droogs are...EL ITALIANO!!!!

also its like 88 mins and 2 hours on Grit with over half an hour of adds

so afrer ttle and credits to super widescreen with black bars on a wide screen tv and good b/w fipming, this guy on a horses a5 comes in to a tight i mena night town and goes to a horse barn but is caught at gunpoint by a mexico

he sez he wanted to pay and gives the mexico money and a gld thing and gets to have da horse but as he leaves the mexico is gonna  fk him, buta guy stops him and finds the thing he gave meixco was a gold chunk

later in the mad max violence jack hokuto no ken wastelands we see alpha male Clint Walker with his firearm andhe welcomes back roger moore who he said he'd steal it but the guy moore not michael moore the commie maruta  reveals he had to pay and used his gold

Clint is malcontent over this and thinks the guys are comming tio get da gold and they gotta book it and its revealed they accidentally found the gold

they travel and roger sings and is kinda scottish or something and i hope not an irishman like kathleen kennedy or trudeau or ba rock or bi den

so Clint has been aroudn the area and roger is more new and they talk of an encounter with indians and he might've b0ned one, but now they might have good times like not having to o trapping or having a house to live in and having chicks

dont talk of the futute, thats a deth note!

so Clint sees a buncha White Men comming as indians travel in different formations and they book it and roger whiles of the hilly lands as he's used to soviet ireland with the sub human animals devolving into borderline apes from inbreeding and daemon worship

roore sings and seems happy and they ar eon smooth grond and later he stops as the ground is too flat and its too hot and they're leaving tracks and they gotta get to Seven Saints but its 10 miles prowler to the next water anus nhole

at da hole its dry and they go on and the thing about seven saints is its like saint seiya and th 7 stars: star wars star trek stargate starcraft fist of the north star battlestar galactica and sailor moon sailor stars

so they go through a dust stormand theres a swarm of other card i mean cars i mean horses chasing em but later roger stops to take a rrest as he's an irish and Clint is higher evolved as an American

They drink water and not pop cu this is like the slavery days or w/e and would give up the gold for water and drink off their water like a 2020s msuic girl drinking spurm

they go on and see the guys chasing em behind and go on to a rock formation with water and drink and hide but need someone to stand guard and watch, so they lay a knife throwing game like Yugioh where da boyz throw knives inot a sand circle and lint wins

Roger is disgruntled over having to stand guard 1st and offers to pay Clint from his share for getting 1st sleep and Clint gets 8 ounces of gold for a sleep

clint sees guys poking around and wakes oger who calls out and they fire on him andtey shoot a bit and talk overthey guys wanting to take their gold which is stealing and theres a commandment against and the chasers claim to have water with em

Clint thinks the badds might make a movie after the sun goes and when its clearly day andtinted to look darker the chasers swarm in and guzzle water like california guys like spurm and think the heroes booked it

so the heroes have 1 horse fd out and the gotta move the gold to other horses and walk with em but they get tired and decide to hide it and return later with fake gold on the horses packs

roomre sez that Clint dont need him but he meeds clink but clint sez he'd not betray him and they continue their ourney to the west

they come to a rcky ara but wanna double back but the chaswrs come for em and they flee to the rock area

the badds wanna deal with em to takre their gold and a guy sneaked behind em and fired on em but i think clin t wastes him but roger was capped

the clint j fks the bad guys and wait its anothr guy in an oiver twist hat and coat and the badds flee

the guy in a top hat like the Monopoly guy comes down andsez hes wilform gates, like will gates, like back door biIIy, and he's a dr, which means hes gonna sterlize em and devolve em into daemons

he tends to roger andsez he dont like having a gun aimed at him as the patient might scream and make the gumnam fire on him but clint thinks bimmy might be up to something

after removng a bullet they stop for the night and bimmy sez they'd not make to to seen Saints as roger might not survive the horseride andthey talk about their cr-p and bimmy sez he kows they berried the gld

he puls a gun on Clint and sez he was a dr after getting good with a gun and finds bsdds dont know he berried it but bimmy knew as the bags flow in the wind like MD Geists head

he sides with em andtells em he followed em for it but dont know where the gold is and clint offrs him gold for helping him as he likes roger in a non sodomus way

later they go off on horse a55 and knock back a few and willis gstes has a number ofbottles wth him

they go through a vallley and all these orse a55 men come by the edges but its lead by a gat mexico who is Clints homie

mexicomie sez his droogs woman i pooping out a baby and is glad to see a Dr andthey go to this mexico area and send Dr to get the baby stuck in her a55 out

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggg psssssssssssssssssssssssssst plop waaaaaaaaaaa

Clint has bags ofwhat might be gold and mexichub is interested in it and is jolly and they have a drnk andsay itsbeen 5 years since he wanted a house

this mexichick comes down and is glad to see her i mean clint and hes impressed by how she devreloped and so does roger moore

mexicub reveals shes his slave or msin or a chick he took in from the red guys andthey laugh and shes big in personality

se chades out the husband and the baby is pooped out successfully as the dr used snuff in the moms nose or babies or w/e

we're like 2/3rds through this and not much happened but its entertaning me

the kid is named afterthe guys and its guys names so the chivk might be a tomboy but nowadays wuld be msde to think she otta ut off her b00bs and womb

the mexicoes prepare a feast with a pig the vegas think was murderedand clint has a bath in a barrel with hos msnliness shown off but nt his foot long b0nar

mexichick scrbs his manly back and roger is disgruntled over bimmy poking into his back wound and pays him to not treat him as he eeiously looks at mexichick scrugging Clint

bimmy is gonna bleed him butrroger makes him not but at least hes not giving him a poison needle

rooger wants a bath with chivk but clint is gonna be a while and later they dance and husband's fat mexican wife runs off for husand checking out mexichick, even though mexicans often like really fat wien cuz they got the bigger butts

at dinner roger wants t buymexichick andbimmy objects unlike his descentand who is into much worse things and mexichick dont mind

later they drug i mena drunk and when they sleep fat mexichub comes into Clints room andwants to check the gold but clint is awake and mexichum sez hes checking to make sure its good

finding its rocks clint sez its berried and he can find it and mexichumcbum i mena shub wants to i eman chub comes out about anting to go get the gold with his men

then its revelaed that bandits stampedes the heard of cattle and when they go out they cant find the russtlers

when they get back the place was f'd and mexichick sez they took reoger and  the dr and has good acting like a real mexcio

cling goes after em in the sand storem area and the badds have bimmy at knifepojt and when he mouths off atem he gets shanked like its a prison ovie or 2020s high school

roger mouths off t em and they start cutting off his fingers one at a time whith him swearing at em each cut

jk really they get indian hide and tie it around is body and leve him in the sun for i to shrink and cut through him as he's tied apread out and they taunt him with how they swam in the river

he grits his perfect teeth despite being a birt and in the 1800s and Clint comes by and berries bimmy as he had good in him unlike the other one of him and catches the badds at gunpoint but the main bad guy has roger with a gun to his hed and sez stop o i blow his head off

clnt says "go ahead, and you'll be following him to h-ll after!"

jk really Clint surrenters and agrees to be taken to the gold and had roger cut free

clint takes him there and they go to move the rock butits too heavy for 1 amn, but bad guy dont care and makes him do it alone

the rock crushes bad guys leg and the heroes take the gold and leave him some saying "die rich" but the mexicoes cap him and  offer to bring em overto seve Saints butn they turn him down and the mexicoes want them to leave the gold

the heroes book it and the mexicos chase em across the h-llscape and cross the iver but lose the gold and the gold horse  went off and he tells em to get the gold form the river

the mexicoes dont care nd say they are friends again and invite em to his mexicabin and rides off

the heroes say at least they got their traps left and return to regular life seeing money kinda fd em up and sing together and ride off

the end

That was pretty good

Nice filming style like a 50s film

Good music and writing

The acting worked and it has good pacing

It don't feel as long as it is and not much happens but it holds my interest

Kinda like Alien 1

I kinda knew they'd not get the gold but didn't know tey'd live

Clint is good and roger does a good job

The mexcan chic is expressive and the dr is pretty good with the bad guy being good at being bad

the leaving him with his leg trapped was like mad max 001 with the saw thing

Its a cool film and I enjoyed it

For Gold Of The Seven Saints 2 I want the 2 guys to have caught a bird man in a trap and its hunting em as they try to get to where a town with a military fort is to take it out, with them fightng it off with improvised weapons and traps and the environment. Also its a 128 bit game like Zelda Tears of the Kingdom but on Sega Dreamcast, GameCube, xbox and ps2 with you as 1 guy and the other guy is computer cotrolled and finding and making things out of things on the ground and when you get to the Fort you have a defence level like the 128 bit Lord of the Rings games.