True Grit Review

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True Grit

this is ore samma no review on True Grit from the distant future year to Erich Von Stroheim of 1969 (40 yars befoe the 2nd Robotech WAr and maybe Transfotmers Zone)

Its difrdved by Henry Hathaway who did How the West Was Won

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i never saw this but it got Wanye the oscar for best actor and is based on a book i never read

after titla and credits to a song of a girl getting better one day in ewidescreen and color this guy is going on a mission and his woman wants him to go by train and his duaghter looks like a boy

she gives him money for buying texas ponies andsez his gun isn't good but he thinks it'll be ok and he'd be right bck in scream 1

daughter dont like the guy dads going with and dad helped him live in a tool shed with holes in the a55 and when its night, the bad guy is drunk and blows out the dad with a shotgun cuz dad didnt want him to try to win back his poker money when drunk

imagine if he got him in the head and blew it apart?

so kid goes to the under taker and not the wwf guy and hes gone to a hanging and her afciacnized friend wants to see it too and kid sez shewont tell mom

lots of people showed up for the hanging as they didnt have sailor moon back thenand its either this or a cockfight

the judge watches the hangings from his balcony and is a yankee who wont hang his own kind and they drop the guy whowas there

after seeing the body she goes to look inot the killer and finds hes in indian territody and gets his description and she sez he got a black mark from a gun thing and the powder got in his skin

cuz hes in indian territiry the sherrif cant get him as he dont govern it like lincon no owning the south in 63 when he declared the slaves in the south were free and it did nothing

girl gets her dads gun and goes to see rooster cogburn to see if he got the guy who iced her dad as he's bringing in prisoners but he goes in his man cave and shes gonan wait outside

a guy sez hes gonna be testifying tomorrow and wont come ut andshe goes to eat at this placeto eat and glenn campbell comes in to eat and when he asks kid her name she goes to check her dads cr-p and he guessd her name

i guess they'll fall in love as she dont like him and its like sailor moon with serena being 14 and darian being a grown man with an apatment and going to college

kid asksof rooster ogburn and this lay sez hes a drunk and awful and gors ans she crys over her dads cr-p

later judge parker the ancester of peter parker from spider man and not peter puffer the steven universe spin off of a fat jyuuish youth who has asthma and goes around helping people discover their "real" gender, he has magical powers and raises his arms to blast glitter out his pits that when sprayed on people, reveals their "real" gender and they can identify with it. It a magical girl show but the girl is really  gay guy with b00bs from being a lardo. Also the Harmful Expectations Team Empire Rejecting Orientation (Or HETERO) ruined people by keeping them from being their "real" gender and seals them in personal cages that they walk around in and keeps em from being "happy" as well as gradually makes them attack others out of self hate and fear and spread evil. And ONLY by being turned by Peter Puffer can they be "free" and "happy"! Comming to Cartoon Network cuz they really got turned

rooster ied upand defence cross examines him and sez for the prosecution rooster said the guys attacke dhim and he capped em but ekpt 1 alive to pay and the defence whines of him shooting 12=1 guys to defence himself and icing em

degfence whjines more and reveals he iced 23 men in total in 4 years of being a marchall and  whines of him capping a guy whos arm went in the fire but rooster said the hogs moved it around

after an entetaining witness by john wayne that uses common sense against laywer tricks, he goes out and gets his firearm as kid follows and treis toget him to hunt down the killer and had a colt dragoon and rooster is amazed she has 1 and dont think she can handle it

chick did her research and offers 50$ which was a lot in the distant future year to King David of 1880 and 150 years befroe Transformers Zone maybe and that the kiler is with a guy rooster shot in the lip and they go to a chnese guy andshe is amazed h can use chopsticks

rooster eats with his hands like a caveman and girl dont drink coffee butlikes buttermilk and rooster has a swig from a jug and later theyplay cards and when chinses guy goes up for customers, wayne caps the rat andgirl throws it outside and tells off the cat for letting it aroudn

rooster said he had na rat writ and ordered it to leave and capped it and then whnes abouthow the lawyers are making it hard for him as you cant reason with a rat and gotta either ignore em or cap em, and implies the criminals are rats like the punisher or the guy from riki-oh

girl goes off as roosrter is drunk and goes off to the place she ate andglenn reveals the guy who iced her dad was wanted under his real name for wacking a senator or w/e and they see he knows the guy and  rooster knows the land and they bicker over his being a texas guy and her being b--chy and he said he found her hot but might beat on her for b--chiness

the next day chick whines to a guy about these ponys dad wanted and wins him over by sayin she has a strong lawyer which is a great evil and she wants money and an exchange of goodzas and items and dispute over the saddle and she gets a few hundred dollars

she goes to rooster who she is surpirzed to be in bed at 10 am and not sick and shoes him the moneyand wants togo with em but rooster thinks she's not man enough for it

she writes a contract and gives him 25$ and will give him 25$ when they leave and more when its done and rooster goes to meet an indian guide for instruction andchick goes to see a big black horse and has a nice moment

she goes to the guy she got the money from and ants to pay 10$ for it but was paid 25 a head for it and when talking of rooster sez he's got Grit and he sez roosters a thumber which i think means he might b0ne her

after paying 12$ for the poney with shoes added she goes to rooster and he's talking with glenn and she dont want glenn and glenn sez hes paid 500 plus other things for reward by the gov and she dont want him executed for the senator and  only for her dad, even though the senators fam don care about him hanging for her dad and both are equal

after squabbling over glenn not wanting her along she wants her money back and rooster sed he spent it and sez she'd get a lawyer and runs out like a b==ch

so the 2 guys go out masculinly and get to a ferry and chick is therethey say shes a runaway and haveher taken back but she gets on her hrose and floors it as the guys are puled across the lake or river or w/e

she rides the horses a55 throguh the water andwayne sez she reminds him of him and after crossing the river the guys try to get away but he chases and eventually glenn gets on top of her and hammers her a55 with a switch as punishment but not in a b0ning way

rooster pulls agun on him for enjoying it too much and they go off togetehr

we're almost half in and we only left the main town, it this were an rpg it would all be text and missions like in shadowrun on genesis delivering pakages

so they stop and fget int=fo on guys seen with the target and go off andthough tall grass and i should note that the director was assistant ditector on the 20s the ten commandments and i like his work

they stop for water and chat about their differences andlaugh and when they start tobcker she plays the story of midnight caller and gets rooster to have a drink.

glen goes out and caps a bird like it an irishman on a grassy gnoll and they head for a dugout for the night that rooster knows but theres peoplein it already and i guess its like a hotel or air b and b and people use it

rooster sends glenn who plays a frenchie but is higher evolved that one of those tings to go up and put a cloth on the chimpey's a55 and smoke em out and rooster fires on the cabin

he sez theres 5 marshalls out and he'd dump coal pil in the chimney andshred em on escape from the city and these 2 uys come out and glen disarms 1 of a knife but puts it by his hand as hes french

glen cuffs em and 1 was nailed in the leg and he grills em on ned pepper a guy with a shot lip and sez he'd have em sent to jail and the leg wound will mean amputation but if they talk he'd get him fixed up

chick sez they got horses extra and they got other guys comming and rooster has em carve the bird and when chick talks with em, 1 of em spazzes out ans when the leg man freaks out, thomas jefferson carver snaps and shanks hi  ith the carver and rooster caps him

theres no blood wounds as this is pg and in the 60s and  he tells em info and bites it and they dispose of the remains

then its night but tinted day to look it and clearly day and they dispute how to catch em as rooster wants to open fire as they run out and glenn and chick want him alive

chick wants to help fight and not be left out and gets a revolver but rooster thinks she'd shoot her own foort off, like yer shoot yer eye out in a chrstiamn story

they prepare for the thing and rooster keeps 1 chamber empty so he dont shoot his foor off and she dont want food as it had blood on it and they talk of how he lost his eye in the war and had a woman and she left him and took his spazzy son who didnt like him

she rides him on taking a dead guys thing or w/e and sez how he rode a horse with steering with reigns in his teeth and  both hands firing and he dont got family

also this is 128 mins or 2 hours 7 i mean 8 mins and is 3 hours on grit with adds, but we're almost2 hours in and it goes byat a good pace and dont feel it

the bads come by and call for the guys in there and fire in the air to wake em up not knowing they dead and glenn opens fire and rooster has to fire on em and the baddz scatter

1 pulls a hit guy off a horse and jacks it and books it and  chick is shocked the guy bit it and the escaped guy didnt look back and glenn sez he heard th 1st shot and though ti was rooster

chick is shocked 1 of the iced is a boy not much more than her and rooster sez he knows where they are going  and they go off and talk about the war and rooster dont like glenns words of the soldiers in it

chick thinks ned pepper iced guys on purpose and roosetr sez he dont ice men for no reason and they go to a station or farm or w/e and ask about ned pepper and wanna know of a guy with the black mark on his face and get info

they tell the guys there to put the falled in the ground and 1 works on glens hand and is told to wash up even though hes not gonna eat the hand as he dont know of the theorys of alleged germs

the town guys check the bodies and finds the youth is a good boy from a good family and rooster is gonna send him to his fam and chick offers to send word or something to the guys brother

glenn capped neds horse and roosetr rides his a55 over it and rooster wants to ride out on his own to get the killer but chick whines and is firm like a d0ng in the butt and they go off together

they go on a rooster is drunk and falls outt his horse and blames his horse and cant get ip and they camp there as rooster has more booze and tells of a guy with a 21 foot tapeworm and complains about women not being generous and how men otta not work for women

chick goes to get water and falls down a hill and is caughtby the guy who iced her dad is there and tells her off as she pulls her oversized gun like death wish 4 or angel cop or mcbain and she sez theres 50 soldiers after him

he tells her how to cock the gun and she b--ches out and fires and nails him in the lower torso and he se his rib is f'd and didnt think she'd actually fire(f==kin dumba55) its like those soldiers who gave a chimp a firearm and laughed, then it pened fire on em and they scattered like bugs when the light comes on

the guys come hearing the gunshot and badguy grabs her and b4 she said how he was treated good by dad and he iced her i mean him, but bad guy whines about cr-p happenong to him and bad guy catches her as she wasnt fast enough on the dra to cap him again with that cannon and back hanfs her a55and seems to be going to b0ne her

bad guys goons come by and rooster and texas ranger glenn come by and a gunfight comes out and ned gets the girl and gets her to say whos out there and he calls out to rooster to get out o he'd ice her

after talk rooster agrees to go back and he offered to have him go if he gives up the bad guy and the bads now have the girl and 1 of em is mentally devolved and makes bird sounds

ned pepper rbings her out to see if the good guys left and1 guy who was capped was and she tells him her story and offers to get him a lawyser and tells of the guys who got it an when she sees rooster leave, she b--ches at him

pepper like reed pepper in the cr-ppy a55 yugioh arc v sez they got 6 hours and gotta leave bad guy behind and tlls him not to harm her and they'd send hima horse later as he lost one

it seems he's taken roosters deal and bad guy sez he's gonna throw her in the snake pit like the 40s movie and this has rattlers and she throws hot water in his face and runs but he jumps on her and is probably gonna b0ne her dead

glenn aims at him ans sez to get offa her as i guess he wants a turn andsez rooster is bringin his i mean her horse over and rooster confronts thr gang and sez es taking him in our out

rooster rides in wi his reigns in his teeth andhave a joust 4 on 1 and takesem out with reed pepper having a f'd arm but roosters horse is on his leg and he cant reach his gun as reed nears him

texas hlenn jf ks him and rooster gets out and bad guy busts lenns head in with a rock and chick caps him up close with her big a55 gun and falls in the snae pit from recoil

she f'd her arm and theres a snake and indiana jones bones in there and rooster comes by, caps the bad guy and goes i to get her

he fires on the snake se's been beating with a stick and t bites her and rooster blows it out, then gets her up and she made him get her dads gun but leaves coims she waned and gets her up and her arm in a sling

glenn texas is dead from brain damage after helping em outa the pit and they leave him and floor it on her blzck horse butth horse f'd out and dies and still moves as rooster carries her and jacks a cart to get her toget treatment

later this wiener coes by and hes a lawyer and was gonna have him arrested but chick told of his exoloits and  gies him a reward for saving her and wants him to bring her home

so they go back to hr farm and shes got a grave planned for rooster as he is like family to her and he accept then jumps a fence to show he's still got it and it ends with rooster being awesome

the end

thart was quite good

nice flow and no drag and it goes by at a good pace

it don't feel like 3 hours and you ain't wanting it to get to the end, but enjoy the journey

good acting and nice writing with wit and manliness and common sense tht might as well be a super power today as THEY are devokving the people into candya55es

I didn't expect it to go that way and kinda thought texas and chick would fall in love but i guess its doing the robotech thing of icing him

good filming and action but much of it is a journey like lord of the rings with bursts of violence or drama

good charactwrs and john wayne does great in here being likable and bada55, but in a different way that we're used to

its a cool movie that holds up and is well made withnice music and  great style

For True Grit 2 I want the chick and rooster to team up to track down this sasquatch in indian land athat took someones baby and they gotta save it before they devolve it into a daemon. Also its a 16 bit run n gun on sega ganesis, snes, tg16, atari jaguar and gba with 1 player a s rooster and the other as the chick, who's now a female body builder and can handle the recoil on that huge gun, and they go around the human and sasquatch ralm to save the baby.